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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
When one preaches something, I expect them to practice it. When you spout off communism, yet take advantage of a capitalist system , I find that hypocritical. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 5, 2011, 4:09 pm

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
I'd say the biggest problems with that song (and there are a lot) are the songwriting ("Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards"?) and the fact that it uses enough Auto-Tune to make Ke$ha blush. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 5, 2011, 1:39 pm

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
Oh please, like none of you manipulate a given system to your own advantage. Is this bone the fish or bone the left? -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 5, 2011, 11:54 am

Reality Television - Random Topics
I find myself watching less and less TV all the time, while there are some gems out there (Breaking Bad) hidden amongst the detritus, TV has become a wasteland of Epic proportions. And to hear the Sheeple get excited about "Dancing with the Stars" and "American Idol", they should just start pumping LSD into the drinking water at this point, it would have the same effect. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 5, 2011, 6:24 am

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
I had to laugh this morning, someone finally submitted that "Rage Against the Machine" never boned- because they "ROCK". Wah Wah, I hate America....And I work for SONY records! You revolutionary corporate employee hypocrites are so dangerous these days. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 5, 2011, 6:22 am

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
I simply couldn't believe nobody added Rebecca Black as a topic yet, so I did it :-) Seriously, I had the extreme misfortune of being subjected to that "Friday" abomination of a song and let's just say she could be this site's new patron saint. It's a good thing there weren't any sharp objects around, or I'd have jabbed out both eardrums. There truly are no words... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 5:04 am

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
A lot of the crap in WWE nowadays can be traced back to when they bought out WCW. No competition = stale product. TNA doesn't count as competition. WCW at it's worst was still better than TNA at it's best. But yeah, around the same time as the merger, Rock and Austin slowly phased out. Foley too. Then the horrible InVasion angle. Yeah, that was it. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 5, 2011, 12:41 am

National Public Radio - Random Topics
National Pompous Radio -- Submitted By: (lojo) on April 4, 2011, 10:12 pm

Brendan Fraser - Celebrities
OK, so he's not the greatest actor in the world (by FAR) but he's so gorgeous he makes me weak... -- Submitted By: (lojo) on April 4, 2011, 9:35 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
A result of Hollywood giving up on producing quality entertainment around the late 90s-early 2000s. See also: Most 3-D movies, most current pop music, etc. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 4, 2011, 9:24 pm

Liberalism - Random Topics
DolFan, you are an idiot. Everything you say can be applied to conservatives equally. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 9:22 pm

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
Everyone's criticism of Olbermann can be equally said about O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Beck, etc. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 8:00 pm

West Wing, The - TV Shows
Wow, what's with all the right wingers on this site? TWW never boned for me. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:56 pm

Breaking Bad - TV Shows
The show isn't even finished, and it's already a masterpiece. Hope they don't go past 5 seasons though. Quit while you're ahead. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:51 pm

Babylon 5 - TV Shows
Everything after Season 4 was mediocre. This includes S5, and all the spinoffs. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:49 pm

WIRE, The - TV Shows
Never boned. While the final season was shaky, it was still MILES ahead of any other drama on TV. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:27 pm

Dance Dance Revolution - Random Topics
Agreed with first comment. Supernova was meh. I miss Extreme. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:18 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean - Movie Series
Loved 1. 2 was terrible. Refuse to see 3. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:12 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
As far as the SHOW goes, it slowly boned from 2009-2010. A mixture of Howard getting vocally castrated by Beth, then Artie leaving and trying to kill himself. Yeah, it hasn't been the same since. I think 2008 was the last year I made an effort to listen. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:10 pm

Metallica - Music Groups
Boned: Load Unboned: Death Magnetic -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:47 pm

Ministry - Music Groups
Never boned. They evolved with the times, and frankly, I think the anti-Bush trilogy was some of their best work, especially when compared to the 3 albums that came before it (filth pig, dark side of the spoon, animosity) -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:42 pm

Star Trek: Enterprise - TV Shows
2 words: nazi aliens. How is that not a choice? -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:39 pm

Lost - TV Shows
I couldn't get past the 5th season. The show REALLY suffered from writing on the fly. I picture the infinite monkeys writing that show. Terrible. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:32 pm

Atheism - Random Topics
I like this Soggy9000 guy :-) Seriously, why can't more atheists be like him? Besides, the existence of God and science is NOT mutually exclusive, no matter what the media wants you to believe. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 4, 2011, 6:03 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
Soggy9000 might have a point. Is it so far fetched to believe that all these celebs coming out of the woodwork the past decade really are part of a sinister alien plot to take over Earth? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 4, 2011, 6:01 pm

Full House - TV Shows
This show was so sickeningly syrupy sweet and deadly to diabetics that Bob Saget has spent the last 16 years doing a 180 with "adult themed" standup to shed the stereotype. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 4, 2011, 5:58 pm

CatDog - TV Shows
This show may not have been that great, but I would be dishonest if I said I wasn't a fan of it when I was younger. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 3, 2011, 8:58 pm

All in the Family - TV Shows
Went downhill when Gloria and Mike left and then a maid came to the show and then Gloria and Mike divorced and Maude was spun off as well the Jeffersons. -- Submitted By: (mozillia) on April 3, 2011, 4:26 pm

Cold Pizza - TV Shows
Show went downhill when Thea Andrews, Kit Hoover, and Dawn Yaneck were kicked out of the show. Then came Dana Jacobson. Since then it became First Take with various people debating Skip Bayless. Dana has improved over the years, but sportscenter is much better. -- Submitted By: (mozillia) on April 3, 2011, 4:13 pm

Steve Martin - Celebrities
While I miss the "Wild and Crazy Guy" era, I appreciate Martin's desire to expand his horizons over the last 30 years. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:51 pm

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Celebrities
That wasn't just any tough guy who knocked him out, it was the legendary Chuck Zito. (Van Damme had it coming too.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:38 pm

Deep Purple - Music Groups
Deep Purple began to lose my interest when Ian Gillen left in '73. Their performance at Cal Jam the following year was overrated, and Blackmore's increasing domination of the band did nothing at all for their overall quality. The only decent album they recorded after Burn (1973) was House of Blue Light 14 years later (not coincidentally with Gillan back on vocals). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:35 pm

Ricky Gervais - Celebrities
Asking a largely American crowd to rate the shelf life of a guy most of them don't understand is sort of odd. Gervais is brilliant and highly entertaining but too much of his work goes over the heads (or under the radar) of too many of my fellow Yanks. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:09 pm

Bobby Fischer - Celebrities
Talk about a no-brainer! Fischer gutted and boned an ocean of fish when he refused to defend his world title in 1975. It was all downhill for him from there, and the only skill he was ever able to demonstrate from that point - and maybe from as far back as the day after he won the title in '72 - was his ability to generate bad karma. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 1:57 pm

Kung Fu - TV Shows
The last few episodes of the series formed a story arc in which Caine finds his nephew, then his long-lost brother. It was very soap-operatic, and it deviated so far from the show's regular formula (and its philosophical heart) that it might have constituted the Bone Moment of the series had Kung Fu continued for further seasons. Generally, though, the show never really went south. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 1:47 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
Mr. Zimpy, I wouldn't necessarly say no longer fun to watch. The WWE had its moments from 2001 onwards, it just seems as time has gone on, those moments have become fewer and farther between. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:19 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
I say Fox is responsible for the degeneration of television with "Realicrap" TV. Other networks started with something reasonable (Survivor was actually good, something I would actually watch), then Fox started serving the lowest common denominator, and it just went downhill from there between most of the networks. MTV and Fox seem to be the worst culprits. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:17 pm

Lawyers - Random Topics
What was the joke? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:14 pm

Garbage Pail Kids - Random Topics
I have no respect for anyone that cowers to someone who complains about them making a parody of their product. If that really was to be the case that we couldn't make parodies of things, Weird Al, MAD Magazine, and Saturday Night Live would of been out of business a long time ago. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:12 pm

Full House - TV Shows
Yes Joey We are laughing at you not with you -- Submitted By: (MisierL) on April 2, 2011, 2:04 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Happy (belated) second birthday, BTF! Pages load a lot faster with me with this new server. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 2, 2011, 10:07 am

Garbage Pail Kids - Random Topics
I've seen those same packs of GPK cards at Target as well, Robert - looks like they're doing flashback series (remember the days of the classic Garbage Pail Kids like Adam Bomb, Bye Bye Bobby, and Jolted Joel. If I wasn't strapped for cash at the time, I might have indulged in a pack or two, so I don't know if they went with the "pre-Coleco complaint" look or the redesign after said complaint. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 2, 2011, 10:06 am

Dexter's Laboratory - TV Shows
Let's not forget that many of the people who worked on the first 2 seasons (such as Butch Hartman, Seth McFarlane, and even creator Genndy Tartakovsky) had no involvement in the third and forth season, which explains why they seem to pale in comparison to the originals. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 1, 2011, 6:12 pm

Wild Wild West, The - TV Shows
Great show. I was actually thinking of The Wild Wild West the other day and it occured to me that this show was almost kind of a proto-Steam Punk. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on April 1, 2011, 5:25 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
I lost my TV reception during the digital switchover (thanks to Presidents Bush and Obama), but I really don't miss it much. SO much reality garbage now. I don't get why people make fun of '70s variety shows; these reality shows are so much worse. I keep waiting for the fad to end, but it never does. Kind of like rap music. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 1, 2011, 3:09 pm

That's Life (1998) - TV Shows
While filming a guest spot for ABC's "Fantasy Island" revival, stand-up comic and former school teacher Gerry Red Wilson died of undiagnosed meningitis on November 21, 1998. He was 37 years old. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 1, 2011, 3:05 pm

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
She's slowly becoming passe and I think everyone will be better off because of this. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 1, 2011, 12:57 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Is it time for a new patron saint? I think it might be!!! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2011, 8:34 am

Reality Television - Random Topics
The only true "reality TV" are news shows (and some of THEM are debatable.) Everything else is unreal, and nothing is more unreal than the foolishness known as Reality TV. The programs are all filmed on Bizarro Earth and broadcast to our unsuspecting planet, probably for the purpose of turning everyone on Regular Earth against America. (They're doing a fine job of it too.) Also, it's no coincidence that the name "Kardashian" sounds suspiciously similar to the name of the evil alien race on Star Trek DS9. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 6:09 am

Boston - Random Topics
Boston would be a nice town if it didn't have so many Bostonians. Those people invented rude - and they keep reinventing it every day. (No, I'm not a New Yorker, perish the thought.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:56 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
Frank Costanza buys it, as I recall. That's probably your primary demographic these days. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:49 am

Atheism - Random Topics
I'm an atheist, more or less, and even I don't like militant, in-your-face atheists. If people want to live by a set of fables, why should I care? Why should I be angry at them? And why should I feel compelled to tell them they are wrong? Atheists who are so gung-ho to ridicule people who believe in deities are no better than obnoxious door-to-door religion peddlers or sleazy TV evangelists. They give live-and-let-live atheists like me a bad name. Bottom line: They are no more in touch with the Absolute Truth than a religious person is. (And neither am I. We ALL confuse what we believe with what we know.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:46 am

Lawyers - Random Topics
True story: I once told a lawyer joke to a friend; it wasn't a particularly offensive joke but it was overheard by an actual lawyer who then threatened to sue me. I pointed out to him the irony in his making such a threat - he was basically confirming the stereotype behind the joke - but my comment went right over his pointy little head. (A head adorned with a ponytail, as I recall - not that there's anything wrong with that....) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:28 am

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - Random Topics
Pop is not rock. Rap is not rock. R&B, as great as it is, is not rock. Easy listening DEFINITELY is not rock. And the whole idea of a committee of non-musicians choosing from among artists - setting them up as competitors - for the purpose of giving them stupid popularity-contest awards, is 180 degrees away from what rock is supposed to be all about. The Sex Pistols are right: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is nothing but a urine stain. (So are the Grammys and every other music award. Eddie Vedder said it best when accepting a Grammy on behalf of Pearl Jam: "I don't think this really means anything.") -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:10 am

Hugo Chavez - Celebrities
One can only get so much traction from "I hate the USA" as a justification for holding power. I couldn't care less what he thinks of America, provided he showed some respect for the rights of his own people. But he is at heart just another dime-a-dozen self-interested tyrant who talks a good game about democracy and freedom from tyranny but doesn't back it up with his actions. It's for that reason, and not because he hates the USA (which is frankly irrelevant in my view), that he deserves to be forcibly retired. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 4:21 am

Wild Wild West, The - TV Shows
Back in the '60s, if I missed an episode of WWW I regarded the whole week as ruined. It never boned - but when they changed the cartoon vignette which accompanied the opening credits, making the cowboy back away from the knife-wielding femme fatale instead of decking her as he had done before, I had an uneasy feeling about the show's future. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 4:06 am

Sledge Hammer! - TV Shows
"Trust me....I know what I'm doing." A brilliant series, and maybe a little ahead of its time, Sledge Hammer wasn't around long enough to bone. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 3:55 am

About.com - Websites
The problem I have with About.com is they engage in search results spamming. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on March 31, 2011, 10:48 pm

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
Sarah Palin over exposed and burnd herself out first, leaving the State of Alaska and going on and staring in so call ed reality shows. Even I a Republican have a hard time seeing her as a viable candidate. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on March 31, 2011, 10:36 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Happy Birthday, BonetheFish. 2 years old already? Here come the terrible twos! :D Seriously, though, BTF has proven itself to be a great successor to the Scottish site, a Phoenix rising from the ashes that were once JTS. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 31, 2011, 8:33 pm

Garbage Pail Kids - Random Topics
They were selling packs of Garbage Pail Kids cards at the Target by me. I didn't buy any, and I don't know if they're based on the classic design or the redesign after Coleco complained. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 31, 2011, 8:23 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
My computer is displaying a different banner: Make-up Taylor Swift game from playsushi.com. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm

Titanic - Movie Series
You can watch the animated movie on YouTube. It is really, really bad, but at the same time, it's so bad it's funny. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 31, 2011, 8:11 pm

Led Zeppelin - Music Groups
In Through the Out Door was not only their last album but their weakest, so it's possible they were on the downward slide at the time of Bonzo's death. But they were still WAY better than anyone else at the time, so I vote "Never Boned". -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on March 31, 2011, 7:35 pm

Porcupine Tree - Music Groups
The Tree are still fresh after all these years, as their most recent album The Incident demonstrates. And Steven Wilson's solo work isn't too shabby either. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on March 31, 2011, 7:27 pm

Opeth - Music Groups
I totally disagree about Opeth having ever come anywhere close to becoming "stale". And if it had, Ghost Reveries would be pretty poor evidence of it, as it's a magnificent album. Akerfeldt still has lots of great songs (and riffs) in him, and I can't imagine this brilliant band ever getting boring or becoming a parody of itself. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on March 31, 2011, 7:23 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
BTW, and I swear I'm not making this up, there's a Taylor Swift Entertainer Of The Year as banner on the side of the page as I post this. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 31, 2011, 6:17 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
The irony here is that Kanye with his childish act actually made her more famous than she otherwise would have been. Two years later and everybody still feels bad for her. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 31, 2011, 6:16 pm

Youtube - Websites
Fucking commercials -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on March 31, 2011, 5:20 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
MASSIVELY overexposed. Furthermore, instead of continuing to whine about the 2009 VMA's, she should be thanking that equally untalented douchebag Kanye West for the fact that she is shoved down everyone's throat! -- Submitted By: (TheTruth) on March 31, 2011, 4:14 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Huge improvement in loading speed with the new server! The website is much more pleasant to use! Thanks!! -- Submitted By: (hamjor) on March 31, 2011, 2:20 pm

Friends - TV Shows
The last great classic sitcom. Sure, it pulled every possible, illogical boning move it could, but it also gave up some of the funniest moments in TV, some of the most classic quotes, and the ensemble of six was and still is one of the strongest ensembles in TV. I think we all look back at it now as a reminder of a bygone era, but that's a lot of TV. Sitcoms from the 80s don't make as much sense as much more current sitcoms do. Friends may not be timeless, and it is far from perfect, but I can't think of many stronger shows that weren't on a slow death-march from their seventh season on. Friends had an undeniable momentum from beginning to end. -- Submitted By: (SamuraiPanda201) on March 31, 2011, 1:35 pm

Titanic - Movie Series
That's too funny ,Robert! Well, it sounds more interesting to read about than actually watch. Thanks for the update and shout out! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 31, 2011, 10:53 am

Bionic Woman, The - TV Shows
Never rocket science but sometimes a fun way to pass the time. Unfortunately, the last season got too bogged down in UFOs and it just seemed to run out of steam. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 31, 2011, 10:51 am

Elizabeth Taylor - Celebrities
She was a pretty child who morphed into a stunningly gorgeous woman before the world's eyes then became a bloated self-parody of her former self before becoming a beautiful older woman on her own terms. Also, she often had questionable judgment re matrimony and whom she considered friends but she was a dedicated family woman and worked hard to help so many who had no one else in their corner when AIDS came into the scene. Admirable, infuriating, mesmerizing but never boring. RIP, Dame Elizabeth- God definitely broke the mold here! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 31, 2011, 10:49 am

Parenthood (2010) - TV Shows
Agree that the actresses playing the teen cousins look older than the characters should but they do very good work- especially Mae Whitman who plays Amber. However; I'm glad they actually had the deal with the discovery of a biracial grandchild instead of totally ignoring it (and the existance of his father the family's younger son) like they did in the 1990 series. Also, I'm glad they fleshed out the characters more and it's interesting,too, that the older son's problem child got a definition of Asperger's here instead of just being considered high strung! Lastly, it's intriguing to me in the 'update' that the grandparents so are proto-Boomers who were counter-culture types who raised a family(as in Stephen and Elyse Keaton of "Family Ties") instead of having come of age in the 40's and 50's as in the original movie and series- yet somehow kept the dynamics intact! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 31, 2011, 10:36 am

Cagney & Lacey - TV Shows
OK, I went back and read what happened re Sharon Gless's stalker. It turns out that she threatened suicide but did not actually do the deed before she was taken into custody. She then got six years in prison and let's hope has found her peace since then. I'm posting this so as not to perpetuate a falsehood on the 'Net albeit unintentionally and apologize for having previously put that out there without first checking on the facts. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 31, 2011, 10:28 am

Office, The - TV Shows
When Jim confessed his love to Pam it BTF. -- Submitted By: (The_Chuckler) on March 31, 2011, 10:26 am

What a Cartoon! Show - TV Shows
Whether you liked the shorts or not, there's no doubt that this show (along with its Nickelodeon counterpart, Oh Yeah Cartoons) was the beginning for several animators, such as John R. Dilworth, Genndy Tartakovsky, Butch Hartman, Craig McCracken, and even Seth McFarlane. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 30, 2011, 7:42 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
The rating system works for me now. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 30, 2011, 7:22 pm

George H. W. Bush - Celebrities
Robert's comment pretty much nailed it. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 30, 2011, 7:15 pm

Untouchables, The (1993) - TV Shows
I remember William Forsythe started getting this huge ego and started acting like a big deva and future movie star. I think they had to write him out of the show. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 30, 2011, 4:14 pm

Windows Vista - Random Topics
You are correct the link has been updated -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on March 30, 2011, 2:12 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
WELCOME TO THE RACKSPACE CLOUD ALL YOU BONEFISHERS! How does the Agree / Boned functionality work now? What's everyone average page load speed (Last text line of this and every page)? -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on March 30, 2011, 2:04 pm

Windows Vista - Random Topics
The Wikipedia link is truly wrong. I'm pretty sure Windows Vista is not an iPhone. -- Submitted By: (MorbidDuck) on March 30, 2011, 1:37 pm

Bob Clark - Celebrities
True, he directed A Christmas Story, but let's not forget that he also directed the Baby Geniuses movies. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 30, 2011, 1:18 pm

Facebook - Websites
I use it because I'm lazy and don't get around to writing all my old friends via email, let alone snail mail. All I have to do is post there and everyone sees it. Here are the problems I'm encountering and how I've dealt with them, please advise me if there are better solutions. 1) People I don't remember trying to friend me. (I almost always decline these) 2) People I do remember from school but wasn't really friends with. (Some of these people are still sitting in friending purgatory because I don't know whether to allow or deny.) 3) Unwanted relatives. Ugh. There is a certain "trailer trash" branch of my family that I want nothing to do with. Their hardships in life are all due to their own utter incompetence and I don't want to deal with it. Yet if I deny them, it could cause friction in the family esp. for my parents. So because of this, I've allowed them, but have hidden them from view. 4) How do I comment on anything like current events, religion, or politics without starting a huge flame war between all of my friends? What I write there is really tame stuff compared to here, and I feel that it is boring because I have to sanitize it. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 30, 2011, 12:50 am

Elizabeth Taylor - Celebrities
This was according to wikipedia so I checked my sources. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on March 30, 2011, 12:28 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I'll try to make this my last comment on this, but I have to say this stuff somewhere. If I say it on Facebook it will cause a huge civil war between my Democrat & Republican friends in real life. In recent years Kadaffi has cooperated with the US in getting rid of WMDs, nuclear programs and had started paying victims of their past terrorism. So, Kadaffi gets rid of his WMDs and nuclear programs at our request and gets attacked by us. What kind of example are we setting here!? Would we have done this if he had WMDs or nukes? If I were Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Kim Jong-il, I would be watching this and totally stocking up on WMDs. Finally, what if a general uprising (like in Egypt or Libya) against the Obama administration were to happen in the US? Would riot police and the National Guard sing folk songs and lullabies to the uprisers and let them on their merry way? Of course not. They'd be beaten and/or shot; we've seen it already in smaller-scale stuff like Kent State or WTO'99. Would it be as brutal as Libya? I don't know, but it wouldn't be pretty. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 29, 2011, 11:53 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I stumbled across some 9/11 WTC footage on YouTube while looking for something else and it depressed me to know we're never going to get this guy. Our "ally" Pakistan is probably harboring him and our "ally" Saudi Arabia is probably still funding him and the former and current administrations are too cowardly to confront them about it. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 29, 2011, 9:14 pm

Titus - TV Shows
Poor Titus; the whole theme of this show (based on his real dysfunctional life) was how his whole family sucked except for his awesome wife. Then his wife left him shortly after this show was axed. It's just like when Howard Stern made that movie all about how great his wife is and she subsequently left him for some rich guy and took half his assets. Note to men in the industry: DON'T DO THIS!!! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 29, 2011, 8:59 pm

Fansubbing - Random Topics
Probably the only ones you might have heard of are Fist of the North Star (the stuff that hasn't been licensed here), Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, and Kinnikuman (aka M.U.S.C.L.E.). -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 29, 2011, 8:54 pm

4Kids Entertainment - Random Topics
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, 4kids, now that's karma after they butchered most the anime. But that coward Al Khan just happens to "retire" just before the lawsuit. Guilty conscious maybe? -- Submitted By: (SSM) on March 29, 2011, 7:17 pm

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
At least the NBA has kept its regular season length at 82 games for decades, unlike the NFL which expanded by 2 games in '78 and now wants to expand again. That's *one* thing they've been consistent on. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 29, 2011, 4:51 pm

Nobel Peace Prize - Random Topics
All I have to say is...YOU GO, BOLIVIA!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 29, 2011, 4:34 pm

Elizabeth Taylor - Celebrities
Lrbloom, are you sure it wasn't to throw off the WBC protest? They said they would protest her funeral. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 29, 2011, 4:31 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Catch-22. Leave them in power, you're evil for letting people get slaughtered. Get rid of them, you're evil for causing people to get slaughtered. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 29, 2011, 2:55 pm

Titanic - Movie Series
Updates to some old comments: People have indeed touched the idea of movies based on the Titanic after Cameron's film, unfortunately because of two reasons. 1) Titanic II. Believe it or not, after Pelirojo's post asking if there was a Titanic II in the works, someone actually went for it, and released the film in August 2010. Though not a sequel, it's seen as a mockbuster of the Cameron film. The ship is modeled after the original Titanic, and gets sunk by an iceberg. Who saw that coming? 2) The 2001 animated movie. I heard it was bad, but morbid curiosity got the better of me. I just had to see how bad it really was for myself. The plot rips off Anastasia and Cinderella; the main protagonist is a girl seeking to reunite with her long lost family, but is constantly oppressed by her wicked stepmother and two wicked stepsisters. And she has mouse friends just like the Disney heroine. What a coincidence! Speaking of mouse friends, the subplots also rip off various Disney movies (101 Dalmatians, The Great Mouse Detective, etc.), An American Tail (mice heading to the new world for a better life, etc.), and more. They even rip off characters from their respective movies. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 29, 2011, 2:40 pm

Nobel Peace Prize - Random Topics
Bolivia has called for the revocation of Obama's peace prize. Won't happen. Arafat('s corpse) still has his. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 29, 2011, 1:53 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Agree guys. I thought the "lesson" from Iraq (and Iran) was that these ME countries "deserve" dictators or monarchs. Dethroning them seems to lead to widespread chaos, religious fanaticism, and violence. These societies simply aren't civilized enough to handle democracy. Besides the fact that with the Libya, both sides of the conflict would sooner see America dead, so why get involved? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 29, 2011, 1:49 pm

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