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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Fear the Walking Dead - TV Shows
The show completely bones when they decide to kill Travis. I have no idea what they were thinking. All of the other characters on the show are weak, bad actors, and are not strong enough to carry the show without Travis. They should have just ended the show when he announced he wanted out of his contract. -- Submitted By: () on June 9, 2017, 3:42 pm

Master of None - TV Shows
The season starts off with Aziz in Italy, riding a bicycle and wearing a funny looking hat to boot. at this point the audience is wondering why he is speaking another language, dressed funny, and using a primitive method of transportation. They also have eclectic music to really set the mood. Then we see him ordering an espresso and he talks to the older man that runs the store with such a confident accent as Aziz smiles. Aziz acts like he was raised in Italy suddenly, as if anyone would question that he is not a full blooded Italian at this point. -- Submitted By: (lebowski4) on June 1, 2017, 8:42 pm

Do Over - TV Shows
@FF: The issue with apostrophes, parentheses, and other spacial characters has nothing to do with your being on a Mac. There is a glitch that is causing the site to reject any submissions with those characters on the grounds that they contain invalid characters. Utter BS, we know. The web guy has been contacted repeatedly about the issue, but so far to no avail. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 27, 2017, 9:56 am

Do Over - TV Shows
I recently discovered this old show. I do not ever recall catching it when it originally ran on WB. Time travel has always been one of my go to favorite Sci Fi sub genres so when I found old episodes of this show on youtube, I decided to check it out. I thought the premise was pretty cool. Disillusioned adult with a number of regrets in life is knocked unconscious in a freak accident then wakes up and finds he is a teenager again back in the 80s. I was interested merely for the fact that I myself was a teenager in the 80s so I thought the nostalgia factor would be off the charts for me and Do Over did not completely disappoint me in that regard. Honestly, who has not had that fantasy of being able to go back in time within your own body with your adult memories intact upon arrival and be able to use that knowledge to forge a better more fulfilling life for yourself as well as for those you care about most? Or to right some wrongs you know will happen or that you yourself might have committed? Sadly this show, as I understand it did not even make one full season. I managed to watch most of the episodes I could find and intend to eventually finish the series out at some point. Over all, I personally enjoyed it. In many ways it had a Ferris Bueller quality to it. In fact, they even did an episode where they spoofed Ferris Buellers Day Off. Late in its run you could kind of tell the point in which the show was in trouble and they were trying hard to pull in an audience. I think with the right writing team and somewhat better research into the era of the early 1980s, I think this show could have been a real winner. Unfortunately, over the course of the run of this show, it began to feel more and more like a slightly better version of a typical Nickelodeon show and for me, that is when the boning knife hit the flesh of the fish for this one. Side Note, in case you are wondering why I avoid using contractions or apostrophes and parentheticals in my comments here, it is because my submissions error out when I use all those things. Is it because I am on a Mac? -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 23, 2017, 10:29 am

Every Which Way But Loose - Movie Series
@nicova: This site is a place to post your opinions (even rants) about various topics that interest you, but NOT a place to promote your websites. For that reason, your comment which contained 3 URLS but contributed nothing to the discussion on the topic was redacted. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 20, 2017, 11:07 am

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - TV Shows
I would actually say I liked season 6 and 7 the best. -- Submitted By: (lebowski4) on May 16, 2017, 11:55 pm

Ariel Winter - Celebrities
Okay Ariel. We get it. You are a grownup now. We understand that. So, you can stop all of the embarrassing attention getting hijinks that Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus already have done. Because, in the end, it all really just looks a little silly. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 15, 2017, 9:19 am

Sha Na Na - TV Shows
Floating a guess: I was old enough to remember that period. You had the film American Graffiti and the show Happy Days was quite popular. A lot of 50s nostalgia happening at that time. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 15, 2017, 9:13 am

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
Too much Robin. She really needs to get a life of her own. Dr. Phil trys his best to sell her stuff but it soon disappears. I wonder how many of her books he paid for so she could call them best sellers??? -- Submitted By: (Bussarddc) on May 8, 2017, 7:43 am

Bindi the Jungle Girl - TV Shows
Does she have downs syndrome? What did it for me was the whole dad thing on dancing with the stars. -- Submitted By: (Bussarddc) on May 8, 2017, 7:33 am

Sopranos, The - TV Shows
Carmella should of gotten whacked. -- Submitted By: (Bussarddc) on May 8, 2017, 7:26 am

Sha Na Na - TV Shows
I never could understand the reason they had a show. -- Submitted By: (Bussarddc) on May 8, 2017, 7:22 am

Joe Dirt - Movie Series
Joe Dirt is a mindless comedy about this pathetic white trash loser who likely reeks of stale Budweiser, cigarettes and armpit funk who has a semi functional moral compass and just stumbles his way through life from one misadventure to the next. Nothing near Oscar material but its kind of funny in its own quirky, dirty Def Leppard tee shirt wearing way. POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT We find ourselves rooting for this strange protagonist as he defeats his enemies, gets the girl and wins the day. I mean they work so hard at setting this guy up as a total failure at the game of life you know thats what is bound to happen. I actually enjoyed this film. It was weird and stupid yet kind of different. Then years later, someone thought it would actually be a good idea to make a sequel. I questioned the wisdom of that decision, and after seeing Joe Dirt 2 Beautiful Loser, I now know that I was right to to question it. My question? WHY? JD2BL was so disjointed and forced I had to FORCE myself to finish watching it. The same goofy schtick only very poorly executed. I guess these actors just needed the money or something. But after the last ending credit rolled by, I thought to myself there goes 107 minutes of my life I will never get back. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 1, 2017, 5:09 pm

Hollywood - Random Topics
For me Hollywood movies boned when everyone (including the bad guys) stopped smoking and became obsessed with health & safety, but actually thats just the tip of the iceberg. It seems to have begun with the "gritty realism" style, when movies started mimicking the esthetics (or rather lack of such) from newscasts and reality shows. Dreary visuals with shakycam, flat lighting and washed-out colors, dull suburban/modern locations, and young, pretty and utterly bland characters. Then there is the focus on PG ratings combined with most movies being remakes/reboots, making pretty much everything look like sanitized versions of much better stuff made decades ago. Even many R-rated films feels like PG, they seem to just add a few swear words or a single violent scene which later easily can be cut for TV or airline showing. While Hollywood always has been about money, it has just became so blatantly obvious lately that its no longer possible to suspend disbelief. As the studios has merged into ever-larger companies originality and artistic integrity has gone down the drain and been replaced by design-by-committee, political correctness and targeting the widest possible audience. -- Submitted By: (Axel) on April 18, 2017, 9:43 am

Whataburger - Random Topics
I definitely enjoy Whataburger from time to time - I usually go for the #3, plain, dry, 2 slices of cheese, What-a-sized. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on March 19, 2017, 7:05 am

Hillary Clinton - Celebrities
When it came to voting last November, it was no contest. I was sick of the bald-faced lies her campaign attempted to pass off as accomplishments, not to mention most of them were "Waaaahhh, Trump is unsuitable for president because he said/did THIS!!" Move forward with her at the helm? Yeah, right. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on March 19, 2017, 6:58 am

Hillary Clinton - Celebrities
For once, we got to see a Clinton lose the election. Had Killary been elected, it would have been a co-presidency with her and Slick Willy! She would have killed America! Go Trump! -- Submitted By: (RockinReed) on March 18, 2017, 2:33 pm

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
Day one. This show was always stupid. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on March 15, 2017, 7:09 pm

Every Which Way But Loose - Movie Series
(URL-filled comment redacted by staff) -- Submitted By: (nicova) on May 20, 2017, 11:08 am

Every Which Way But Loose - Movie Series
I was 13 when this movie came out. I went to see it purely to watch that orangutan kick peoples asses. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 21, 2017, 4:24 pm

Billy Idol - Music Groups
I am still afraid to buy the Christmas album he put out. Whats next for Mr Idol? Doo wop hits of the 50s? -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 21, 2017, 4:19 pm

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
I remember Susan Olsen gave an interview where she said she hated the Shirley Temple episode and she felt embarrassed during filming because her character was way too old to be obsessed with a five year-old film star. I think that was more of a jumping the shark moment than even the addition of Cousin Oliver. -- Submitted By: (VegasGirl) on February 15, 2017, 8:33 pm

Academy Awards, The - Random Topics
The 89th Academy Awards ceremony hosted by Oscar Award Nomination 2017, presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, will honor the best films of 2016 and will take place at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California on February 26, 2017. -- Submitted By: (oscar2017) on February 5, 2017, 5:28 am

Looking In - TV Shows
So, any of the alleged 137 year olds on this site wanna weigh in on this one? -- Submitted By: () on January 28, 2017, 9:16 pm

Meatballs - Movie Series
I re-watched this again recently, and I stand corrected about one thing. There is ONE meatball refrerence in the movie. Kinda one of those if you blink you will miss it sort of things. I think one of the nerdy guys says it when he calls someone a meatball. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 20, 2017, 10:46 am

IT Crowd, The - TV Shows
I discovered this Britcom several months ago on the local PBS station, but it was several episodes in and I wanted to go back and see it from the beginning. I was in luck as it was on Netflix so I binge watched it beginning to end. I laughed all the way through. What I loved about this show is that, throughout its entire run, it never once took itself too seriously... no very special episode of... type episodes. I did not even mind that the original CEO dies and his totally off the chain son steps in to take over the company. This show was a riot and as it only ran four seasons or four series as the Brits say with only 6 episodes each, it had no opportunity to bone the fish. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 17, 2017, 5:12 pm

Card Sharks - TV Shows
Adding onto my previous thoughts, after having had the chance to see both the Perry-hosted and Eubanks-hosted incarnations of the show on GSN: My assessment now is that the show peaked with Bob Eubanks as host. Perry comes off as though he is just acting as a referee and getting a paycheck in exchange for his efforts. Eubanks, on the other hand, seems to genuinely enjoy hosting the show and interacting with the contestants. Maybe all that means is that Eubanks was the better actor/BSer of the two hosts, but the Eubanks-hosted episodes were definitely more entertaining to watch. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on December 27, 2016, 3:55 pm

James Arness - Celebrities
I loved Gunsmoke mainly because of him. He was a good actor and I have never heard another actor say a bad word about him. -- Submitted By: (RonaldLeeStandlley) on December 26, 2016, 9:23 pm

Kirstie Alley - Celebrities
I never thought she was that talented. She tried to come back with a few sitcoms after CHEERS, but they both were really terrible. -- Submitted By: (RonaldLeeStandlley) on December 26, 2016, 9:18 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
I see the old geezers r still posting. Too bad, this could have been an incredible resource and forum for contemporary TV. Dudes: 1960 was a LONG time ago, get current. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 24, 2016, 11:37 am

Prison Break - TV Shows
Is it possible to combine "They break out of prison" and "They broke out of prison" into a single "reason"? -- Submitted By: () on December 22, 2016, 9:18 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Seriously people, does anyone under 137 years old even read this crap anymore? I tried for years to get some commentary going on TV shows made in the current century only to be attacked. You geezers love to dwell in the past and review shows you loved as kids but have not been on the air in forever! I love classic TV, i do! I also love current shows that will become the classics of the next generation. This site boned when it stopped allowing commentary from younger people and focused exclusively on a-holes over the age of 80. I love Leave it to Beaver but I love Speechless as well! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 18, 2016, 11:41 am

Kurtwood Smith - Celebrities
Anyone who thinks Kurtwood Smith boned needs a foot in their ass. -- Submitted By: (timanny) on December 6, 2016, 10:23 pm

Albertsons - Random Topics
Albertsons boned the fish many years ago when they took over Lucky Stores in California. Albertsons was known in California but Lucky was dominant. This tnked the company so bad it split in two and only recently recombined. There was s -- Submitted By: (timanny) on December 6, 2016, 6:08 pm

Grace Jones - Music Groups
@Pelirojo...*sings* Pull up to the bumper baby, in your long black limousine. Most of her chart-toppers were during the disco era. -- Submitted By: () on December 2, 2016, 8:29 pm

Soap - TV Shows
Boned day one! I purchased the Mill Creek DVD release of the lot of it, and when I saw one or two episodes, I instantly regretted it. -- Submitted By: (bmasters1981) on November 24, 2016, 3:30 am

Diff'rent Strokes - TV Shows
The "Very Special Episodes" are the very reason why this 1978-86 NBC/ABC "comedy" has been permanently ineligible for my DVD collection (as far as the releases have gotten). -- Submitted By: (bmasters1981) on November 22, 2016, 2:24 pm

Webster - TV Shows
I had gotten the first season on DVD, and I could hardly get through the first disc. It was entirely too preachy, and the seeming sheer number of "very special episodes" turned me off. -- Submitted By: (bmasters1981) on November 22, 2016, 2:21 pm

Funky Phantom, The - TV Shows
I remember seeing a few episodes of the show on TV (in reruns) and even a Funky Phantom coloring book! IMO, it rates a "still rocks" vote because having a ghost as a regular character made it stand out from the pack of Scooby-Doo knock-offs that were so prevalent back in the day. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on November 7, 2016, 12:55 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
I still love this show but the episode where Sheldon spanks Amy just made it start going downhill. -- Submitted By: (silverseed71) on November 2, 2016, 5:28 pm

Sears - Random Topics
It was the worst decision ever to merge with Kmart. Both stores have been drying up left and right in 2016. -- Submitted By: (RockinReed) on October 28, 2016, 11:11 pm

American Horror Story - TV Shows
Utterly disappointed that Jessica Lange left the show. Her acting style was second to none. -- Submitted By: (Frized) on October 26, 2016, 4:41 pm

Five Guys (restaurant) - Random Topics
I went to the one in Culver City several years ago. SMH. I asked the young lady at the counter what was in the vegetarian burger. She replied vegetables. Well okay...Portobello mushrooms? Carrots? Yams? talk to me dizzy girl. Never went back since In and Out is way better. -- Submitted By: (jwswindell) on October 25, 2016, 7:46 pm

Half & Half - TV Shows
Started to jump when Dee Dee got a job and Rachel True lost weight. Liked Adam and big Dee but they were predictable after a while. -- Submitted By: (jwswindell) on October 19, 2016, 1:27 am

Moesha - TV Shows
RIP Yvette Wilson (Andell) -- Submitted By: (jwswindell) on October 19, 2016, 1:04 am

Martin (TV Series) - TV Shows
Tommy now works at that building in the sky with no windows. RIP -- Submitted By: (jwswindell) on October 19, 2016, 12:51 am

Mod Squad, The - TV Shows
Caught this last summer on MeTV and was hooked, so I got the DVD series weeks later. Still in the middle of the 3rd season and the storylines seem to go downhill right about here. However, if you have a couple of dollars, the nostalgia alone is worth the price. Never thought I would live to see Mike Brady and Richard Pryor in one episode. Or Howard Cunningham as a criminal. -- Submitted By: (jwswindell) on October 19, 2016, 12:48 am

Zoobilee Zoo - TV Shows
This show will brainwash you into joining the furry fandom. Even Whazzat Kangaroo openly admits to being one on Facebook. -- Submitted By: (JoseTwitterFan) on October 16, 2016, 2:20 pm

Sonic Drive-In - Random Topics
When I went to the one in Fort Worth a couple of years ago, I did not get the hype. Funny thing is that my Texas relatives do not understand in and out burgers, which I consider an L.A. treasure. -- Submitted By: (jwswindell) on October 5, 2016, 8:23 pm

All My Children - TV Shows
This show jumped when Bobby Martin went upstairs to get his Skis from the Martin Attic and never returned. They made fun of it almost 40 years later when Opal Number 2 got locked in the Martin attic and saw a skeleton up there named Bobby in a Ski suit. -- Submitted By: (Martysturgis) on September 29, 2016, 10:58 am

Person of Interest - TV Shows
I considered Samaritan a possible candidate but after Carter dies it struggles to recapture itself. The show already had trouble using Lionel so this was a big flaw. -- Submitted By: (StingX2) on September 20, 2016, 4:01 pm

Girl Meets World - TV Shows
it is a very good show and it stays true to the original series when ABC had BMW, GMW have a good cast and good storytelling, yeah there is some bad episodes but it is a very good show that Disney Channel puts on. -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on September 17, 2016, 6:50 pm

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
Yeah, I suppose they have hit up each successive generation. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on September 12, 2016, 3:48 pm

Partridge Family, The - TV Shows
I guess Ricky was their Cousin Oliver. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on September 12, 2016, 1:13 pm

Lab Rats - TV Shows
My son started binge watching this show on Netflix. Now, every time I hear that insipid theme song for the opening credits, I can feel my brain rot just a little more. Typical Dumb Adults, Smart Kids formula that pretty much every Disney sitcom follows.Granted, the show is aimed at the tween or pre teen demographic, but I can only take so much from the next room. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on September 12, 2016, 12:31 pm

Roswell - TV Shows
I want to like the show, but most of it is actually kinda "meh." Especially Tess. Tess was annoying. -- Submitted By: () on September 10, 2016, 6:31 pm

Ndamukong Suh - Celebrities
After reading up on this guy, all I can say is HOLY CRAP. And I thought Greg Lloyd was a dirty player - still remember Lloyd going after Keenan McCardell of the Jags even after the whistle blew to end the play, and he had some BS story about McCardell making threatening phone calls. Long post short, Suh makes Lloyd look like a saint. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 17, 2016, 7:26 pm

MasterChef (USA) - TV Shows
This season is boring. I mean, I got used to the little beefs between the contestants and the judges. Or the diva with expensive shoes who rarely makes to the elimination round. Then again, the older career changer was fun but I guess that formula got old. Bring back Tommy from Season 6! Now they have a whiny baby with a suit and tie, several all knowing cooks with zero personality and panel judges with just a little character worth remembering. No wonder they are not airing new episodes during the Summer Olympics. -- Submitted By: (jwswindell) on August 16, 2016, 5:11 pm

Dumb and Dumber - Movie Series
@Friedrich_Feuerstein - Yes, I watched Dumb and Dumber To. Definitely better than that load of schlock that was Dumb and Dumberer, but not as good as the first Dumb and Dumber. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 6, 2016, 7:04 pm

Dumb and Dumber - Movie Series
Soooooo- did anybody happen to catch Dumb & Dumber To? I have yet to see it because I am afraid it will be lame and leave a bad taste in my mouth. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 26, 2016, 12:47 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Anybody alive in here? LOL! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 26, 2016, 12:40 pm

America's Next Top Model - TV Shows
Boned- Day 1. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2016, 11:54 am

America's Next Top Model - TV Shows
What was messed up was how they sent that one girl home knowing she had no home to go back to. Her home got destroyed during Hurricane Katrina and at elimination they told her, "your mind just isnt on this competition"...well her house got destroyed, maybe thats why?? -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 2:54 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
The show never fully jumped but certain episodes are much better than others. One that is bad, was the unneccesary 2 part story of Dorothys Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. If Dr Harry Weston of Empty Nest is such a great pal of Dorothy, why didnt she just go to him in the first place instead of waiting until halfway through Part 2? The Part 2 ending was utterly ridiculous where Dorothy just so happens to see the doctor, whom she saw in New York, at some random, swanky Miami restaurant. Give me a break! Another JTS moment was when Rose...again, VERY small world...just so happens to run into her biological father from St. Olaf at the hospital in Miami. The problem is the guy looks to be about the same age as Rose! Brother, perhaps, but Roses father would have been pushing the century mark or pushing up daisies by that point. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 2:44 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
There was only one episode I didnt like and that was the one where Dorothy scratches a winning lottery ticket worth 10k. I think Blanche put it in her late husbands jacket, which was in a box that was meant to be put away in an attic or something. But what does Rose do, she places it in a Salvation Army box or something. The girls find out about it, they track down the box and jacket at a local homeless shelter. They find the ticket but grow a conscience and leave it at the shelter after they get to know the people who reside there. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 2:35 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
They shouldve brought Ziggy back on the show at least one more time. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 2:26 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
Roseanne was a brilliant show, as good as sitcoms can get. There are dozens of episodes which are written and acted flawlessly. Just amazing craft. But after the sixth season ended, around the time of Jackies pregnancy, the show hit the wall. A sudden shift of producers and writers, not to mention Roseannes break up with Tom Arnold, ended the magic. The seventh season was not as funny or polished. The eight season was astonishingly unfunny. And the ninth season was such a shift in tone and a betrayal of direction that it was like watching a train wreck. When I watch the reruns these days I stop once Jackie gets married because after that the show began losing steam. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 2:10 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
Ok, everybody has different opinions on this one, but listen here. We can pretty much all agree that the first four seasons were good, right? The first one was so so though. Beckys departure at the beginning of the fifth did not harm the show in any way. It actually was the funniest season yet. Then Darlene left at the beginning of the 6th, and although we would miss Darlene, it STILL didnt hurt the show in anyway. Then new Becky came a few episodes into that one, and as bad as she was, the show STILL wasnt hurt, that year gave us the pot smoking episode, the masturbation episode, the Darlene and David In Chicago discovery, the custody battle show, the lesbian kiss, the birth of Jackies kid. Those episodes, if you really recall, had stellar writing, regardless of any missing characters or new characters or weird plot twists or any new look Roseanne may have had or the highlights in Dans hair. It was the writing, which was superbly inspired, that made the show better than ever. And the tags were classic too, such as the cops parody or the obnoxious christmas lights. I have never seen such fierceness in a shows bang quickness of wit, with maybe the exception of the simpsons. This slowed down later in the season, when Jackie was getting married, but in no way did it jump shark. Then came the seventh season, which didnt EXACTLY taint the show. Yes there was some silliness, like the Mark Becky trailer episodes, the Gilligan island fantasy, the fact that David had wet dreams about Roseanne. Yes, there were recycled ideas, like another drug episode and the fact that Roseanne was now pregnant after Jackie. But overall, the show did pretty well in maintaining a high standard of comedy, particularly in shows like thanksgiving, Bevs alcoholism, and the naked neighbors. It was still a highly relevant show that, for all its silliness and overt self reference and pop culture tie ins, kept one liners and clever tag endings a high art on the show. The one thing that DID outright suck about seventh season is that Darlene became an outright bitch. She was no longer sarcastic in reaction to the absurdity of the people around her, she was just a bitch. And nothing more. Then, the beginning of the end. The eighth season starts, and there we see Roseanne looking softer, the set lighting became plush and fuzzy. At first it doesnt seem so bad, what with the new becky coming back. The show had good ideas, like the 50s sitcom parody, but the writing simply couldnt afford the shows any sharp insight or outright hysteria. The acting also degenerated much further, particularly in the episode where theres a new diner across the street. Roseanne smashing a toaster through her own diner window in order to create a drive thru was just too unrealistically impulsive to be funny. The part where they attempt to sabotage the restaurant was even sillier, like an episode of perfect strangers. It was a blah season in progress. But what really marked the shows first truly horrific episode, where the plot, the acting, the writing, and the idea itself was just downright excruciating to witness, was the Halloween episode where Jerry was born. After that, I dont think anyone could say that it wasnt a truly strained show. The polical statements became blander, what with episodes where DJ refuses to kiss a black girl or the thanksgiving show that ends in a circle dance in order to pay homage to native americans everywhere. Every character on the show was strained, including dan, who became a bumbling father figure in the shows desperate attempt to shed some new comedy light on what was already a perfected character. The show jumped shark, but what really marked the show of the characters death, what really showed that the Connors werent the Connors anymore was the disney world episode. In earlier seasons, the Connors would have gone to Disney world and complain how much it sucked, but they actually promoted it in the footsteps of full house. They were a white trash family who were thoroughly enjoying a sense of renewed life on what should be seen as a hell on earth. They also followed that episode up by a horrible one where David takes a job at an amusement park. The show was no longer funny. At all. And the 9th and final season, well we all know that was the absolute worst. I would also like to add that the last season wasnt even fit for a public access channel. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 2:08 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
The last episode should have been when Jackie and Fred got married in 1994. After that, the show declined into too many watered down plots (and fantasy episodes). -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 1:54 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
Ok, I watched Roseanne from day one, and there were several moments right in the last few seasons where the show jumped the shark. First, as we all know, the new Becky. Oh my God, could they have picked a worse actress?! I liked it better when Becky was gone...at least I didnt have to deal with the new Becky and the boring plot surrounding her constant attempts at making a marriage with Mark. On to Darlene...she was one of the best characters on the show, until she started getting all soft instead of sarcastic. This all culminated when she married David and got pregnant. The lottery thing sucked the big one, yes, but the show went down hill way before that. Lets take a look at Jackie. She was at her best when she was single. Her constant quest to find the perfect man was a key plot in the show. Marrying Fred, Mr Boring, started her downhill trend, but when they had a baby and then got divorced, she got even worse. I think bringing back Leon was a great idea since he made the diner years great, but then he got all domestic with Scott, and he and Roseanne were suddenly friends. Her mother was also a great character when she nagged and bothered everyone, but then she was an alcoholic lesbian...what the hell was that all about?! All these character assassinations, plus Traci Lords, Disneyworld, baby Jerry Garcia (wtf?), and the trailer park took Roseanne from masterpiece to piece of crap. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 1:52 pm

King of Queens - TV Shows
And the show was always great, but it really didnt need the dogwalker. The idea of her walking Arthur was just a dumb storyline. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 1:37 pm

King of Queens - TV Shows
Danny and Spencer shouldve never been brought on the show, they add nothing to the cast. But Kevin James and Leah Remini did a phenomenal job throughout the entire series. -- Submitted By: (BTFan) on May 20, 2016, 1:34 pm

Rocky - Movie Series
Creed was overlooked...very good with Michael B.Jordan only jumped when Talia Shire got killed off -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 13, 2016, 6:34 pm

Miss Congeniality - Movie Series
The absence of Benjamin Bratt was far from the only problem that MC2 had; it was only the most glaring. The movie was just lackluster overall. As Raj put it on The Big Bang Theory, "You know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it." -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 11, 2016, 9:09 pm

Keanu Reeves - Celebrities
JustLooking, then why wasnt Keanu put in the Scooby Doo movies -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 10:44 pm

Kelly Clarkson - Celebrities
I LOVE Kelly and MY LIFE would SUCK without her -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 10:41 pm

Miranda Lambert - Music Groups
Was married to fellow country star Blake Shelton prior to Gwen Stefani snatching him -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 10:37 pm

Miranda Lambert - Music Groups
Never boned, as far as Im concerned -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 10:36 pm

Moody Blues, The - Music Groups
Good points, though anyway, with Chicago being in the Hall of Fame now, the Moodies still might be inducted and put in there still. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 10:20 pm

Are We There Yet? - Movie Series
At first glance, Ice Cube as a comedic actor seemed like a bit of a stretch, but it worked well enough that the first movie turned out to be pretty good. However, the second movie basically recycled the same comedy memes and they got real old REAL fast. For instance, the kids laughing every time something bad happened to Nick got old after the first few minutes of the sequel, and actually, the schtick was already getting old before the original was over. Like Weekend at Bernie's, this concept only had one movie in it. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 9, 2016, 10:26 pm

Corn Pops - Random Topics
Shanequia, I agree! Pelirojo, these can get soggy. Preferably I eat cereal WITHOUT the milk. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 1:38 am

Lucky Charms - Random Topics
Those marshmallows are actually Circus Peanuts for what thats worth. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 1:35 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
Killing Jump the Shark was a true boning moment. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 1:33 am

Little Drummer Boy - Random Topics
I liked it but havent seen the Rankin/Bass 1968 special which came out the same year as the Chambers Bros song ParkerTillman correctly cites for years -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 1:21 am

Ice Bucket Challenge - Random Topics
This was the most self-absorbed, ridiculous crap ever to launch on social media. Just another "cause" that while legitimate, gave people an excuse to turn it into an attention-getting game to post on Facebook and Twitter. Disgusting. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on May 3, 2016, 12:53 pm

Ghostbusters - Movie Series
The reboot looks like its going to be a real turkey. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on May 3, 2016, 10:44 am

Good Luck Charlie - TV Shows
Wasnt it on for 4 seasons? Disney Channel shows usually only run for 3 to 4 seasons so it got a full run. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on May 3, 2016, 10:34 am

Ice Cream - Random Topics
Forget ben and jerry., Gimme any of the others...Blue Bunny, Skinny Cow, Baskin/Robbins, Dreyers, Breyers,etc.etc. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 2, 2016, 11:54 pm

Saved by the Bell - TV Shows
For me, everything really changed when the gang hit puberty. The first two seasons of this show were amazing. Do not get me wrong, there are a few good ones in the later seasons, for example, the Jeff Hunter episodes, but I tend to skip the Tori season nowadays. I cannot put my finger on it, but something was missing in that chapter. The vibe, clothes, jokes, and innocence of the earlier seasons just was not there in season 5. It became too much of a TNBC show at that point. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on April 30, 2016, 9:14 am

Disney Channel - Random Topics
Only one good thing on here is Gravity Falls. Boned in 2002. -- Submitted By: (Cavery210) on April 30, 2016, 9:03 am

Ice Bucket Challenge - Random Topics
Sounds more like social extortion by shame. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on April 27, 2016, 12:49 pm

Farscape - TV Shows
I loved this series and there should have been a 5th season. It was promised - not sure what happened. I liked the movie very much, but they tried to cram too much into it. One complaint I had was the change in the music and sound affects after season one. They were so strange and other-worldly; I wish they had continued. This series got better every year and could have gone on much longer. Very disappointing to the fans that it was cancelled. -- Submitted By: (scifigeek) on April 12, 2016, 10:06 pm

Colonel Bleep - TV Shows
This may very well be one of the oldest and rarest TV shows ever. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 10, 2016, 8:06 pm

That's So Raven - TV Shows
The only good thing about this crap is spun off the best anime ever. (Just Kidding, although Cory in the House is in the laughably bad type of shows.) -- Submitted By: (Cavery210) on April 8, 2016, 7:30 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Applause for bringing up the invalid characters issue. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on March 24, 2016, 2:24 am

Air Buddies - Movie Series
Just another talking animal movie for the lowest common denominator. -- Submitted By: (Cavery210) on March 20, 2016, 7:12 pm

Beverly Hills Teens - TV Shows
Its the precursor to Beverly Hills 90210! Just kidding. This one never boned. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on March 20, 2016, 10:10 am

Cracked (magazine) - Random Topics
Both Mad and Cracked magazines were great, in my opinion. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on March 20, 2016, 10:08 am

Animaniacs - TV Shows
I always liked Tiny Toon Adventures over this one. Animaniacs was mediocre at best. 90s kids only prefer this show to Tiny Toons because a lot of them were born after 1986. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on March 20, 2016, 10:06 am

Tiffani Thiessen - Celebrities
Tiffani never boned despite five failed shows, Two Guys and a Pizza, Good Morning, Miami, a character on Just Shoot Me, What About Brian and Fastlane, plus a cameo on Cupid, after 90210 and falling out of favor with Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth and other members from BH92010. I watched her on White Collar. She is unfortunately stuck doing smaller movies and some TV shows. B list star who does well. Glad she stayed clear of the failed 90210 reboot in 2009. -- Submitted By: (AlanVallazza) on March 17, 2016, 12:08 am

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