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What is Bone The Fish?

Welcome to a community website for media fans, that specifically explores when, if ever, TV Shows, Celebrities, Music Groups, Movies Series and Websites have passed their prime. Here you'll find a wide range of humorous, insightful, and cutting criticism on media that has lost it's way.


Bone the Fish (BTF) is a place for people to discover, share their views and specifically explore when, if ever, TV Shows, Celebrities, Music Groups and Movies Series have passed their prime. You won't find editors at Bone the Fish - we're here to provide a place where people can collectively determine the value of media content. How do we do this? Everything on BTF is submitted by our community (that would be you). Once something is submitted, other users can see it, comment and vote.

TV Shows Celebrities Music Groups Movie Series Websites Random Topics

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1 Whiz Kids Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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2 Mickey Mouse Club, The Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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3 Sledge Hammer! Never Boned Still rocks.
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4 Get-Along Gang, The Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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5 Saturday Supercade Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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6 Small Wonder Vici wore normal clothes She became too normal.
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7 Six Million Dollar Man Death...but maybe not Jamie Summers "dies"
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8 Steve Wilkos Show, The 2nd Season Steve's Wife became producer, now all toned down
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9 Clutch Cargo Never Boned Still rocks.
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10 Heroes Save the Cheerleader After Clair was Saved by Peter
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Celebrities Music Groups Movie Series Random Topics
1. Chris Carmack
2. Peter Falk
3. Nicolas Cage
4. Yasmine Bleeth
5. Saddam Hussein
6. Noah Bean
7. John Marley
8. M. Night Shyamalan
9. Dakota Fanning
10. Lauren Graham
1. Train
2. Flock of Seagulls, A
3. Hollies, The
4. White Lion
5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
6. John Williams
7. Public Enemy
8. Stray Cats
9. Outkast
10. Kool & the Gang
1. Open Season
2. Sister Act
3. Muppet Movies, The
4. Tyler Perry movies
5. Brady Bunch Movies, The
6. Final Destination
7. Summer of Sam
8. Harry Potter
9. Left Behind
10. Clerks/"View Askewniverse" series
1. Political Correctness
2. Soviet Union
3. Chrysler
4. Windows Vista
5. Pet Rock
6. Socialism
7. MSNBC
8. Whataburger
9. Logo (TV Channel)
10. Pixar Animation Studios

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Chick Tracts - Random Topics
A Chick Tract led me to the Lord, but Mr. Chick is a bit opinionated. I attended a Catholic Mass this past Easter, Mary (That's Jesus Mother for those of you in Rio Linda!) was mentioned only once, DISPROVING Catholics are nothing more than a bunch of stark raving Mary Worshipers. As a matter of fact they mentioned many of the same things my church (Baptist)did. They mentioned that Adam and Eve caused sin to enter this world, and all of us have sinned one time or another. They also said the "Blessed Hope" (That's The Rapture for those of you in Rio Linda!) could take place at any time. IMHO Catholics are Christians, they just worship god differently, and there is NOTHING wrong with that. PS if Jack Chick thinks he knows EVERYTHING about Christians there is a little test he can take. Fill an olympic sized pool with water. Put in 10,000 HUNGRY Piranhas (This is Optional but it kind of makes things a little more interesting LOL). Mr Chick will then walk the length of the pool. If he's 100% right it shouldn't be any problem. What's that, you aren't 100% right? In that case Bon Appetit Fishies! -- Submitted By: () on April 21, 2014, 12:12 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
What does it suggest to me? That those little green men are pretty damn clever... -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on April 17, 2014, 4:26 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
In the more distant past (the fifties and sixties), there were spectacular UFO visitation stories, and occasionally photographs of the UFO were taken. They were uniformly bad pictures - out of focus, etc., and no conclusions could be drawn from them as a result. It seems that cameras either weren't on hand to capture the best stuff, or weren't able to capture useful images owing to limitations. Flash forward to the present - Digital cameras (still and video, with autofocus and good low light sensitivity) are universal in cell phones, and if almost anything happens anywhere in the modern world, such cameras are able to capture it. Excepting UFOs -- for some reason, despite an avalanche of cameras in the hands of practically everyone, no one seems ever able to get good pictures of a UFO. What does this suggest to you? -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on April 11, 2014, 3:45 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Bates Motel - TV Shows
Oedipus Rex meets Alfred Hitchcock. Seriously, young Norman Bates is in love and in lust with his mother, and she encourages him. This odd couple is so obvious about their feelings for each other that Norman's half-brother Dylan calls them Mr. and Mrs. Bates. Great show with a great cast. Freddie Highmore nails it as the strange, brooding, psychotic teen and Vera Farmiga is awesome as the sexy, slutty, manipulative momzilla. Norman comes off as a sweet, shy and awkward kid but has a disturbing habit of blacking out. Whenever that happens, someone nearby usually turns up dead. In an early episode we see him in one of these fugue states when he tries to murder Dylan by bashing his head in with a meat mallet. In a flashback, we watched as he crushed his step-father's skull with a blender. We also watched in horror as his sexy teacher seduced him, knowing she would end up very dead, which she did and our boy Norman lost all memory of the evening. Great show and well worth watching! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on April 11, 2014, 2:40 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Middle, The - TV Shows
Unlike a lot of family sitcoms, the parents are the backbone of this show. Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn have amazing on-screen chemistry and are completely believable as a working class couple struggling to keep things together, both financially and emotionally. They hate their kids sometimes but always look out for their interests even if it means being yelled at by ungrateful brats. The young actors playing the kids are amazing and bring to life weird and often unlikeable characters. Axl, for instance, refused to wear pants for the first two seasons and came to the dinner table (and TV, and game night, and entertaining visitors) in only his jockey shorts. Sue is so needy and whiney you want to run away as soon as you see her. Brick is completely neurotic and is plagued by nervous tics and has been banished to a class for socially impaired kids. Put all of this together and you get a great show. The Heck's don't live in a nice home, they live in a dump, mom and dad work at low paying jobs they hate, and the kids are all seriously flawed. It's a nice slice of life and show how millions of Americans really live. It's also very funny! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on April 11, 2014, 2:26 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
So when are we going to see some real good smoking-gun evidence already? I'm talking about these ET guys landing their big disc, cigar or lantern shaped craft around a vast crowd of people? or maybe that's just not how they roll? They do seem to like nuclear plants for some reason -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 10:05 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
it appears they air more reality shows than weather alerts..if you want to check up on severe weather around the country, i'd check elsewhere, because you'd probably get 'Prospectors' instead -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:44 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Jeffersons, The - TV Shows
I can't imagine what was so great about this show to make it last 11 seasons..of course i think the same about Married With Children -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:22 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Pizza Hut - Random Topics
you'll still find stand-alone Pizza Huts nowadays, but when they decided to include Pizza Hut, Taco Bell & KFC all in one FF eatery, that somehow cheapened their franchise for me.. i can't picture myself getting pizza at the same place they make tacos and chicken -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:20 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
i liked their Phish Food & Late-Night Snack flavors, but yeah they can come down on their price just a little.. Why does a small container of ice cream have to cost so much? -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:11 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Robin Thicke - Celebrities
I don't see what the big deal is about that song..i found it rather annoying -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:09 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Justified - TV Shows
Season finale was ridiculous. The Crows story line was a waste of my time..it has officially boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (Sparkles) on April 9, 2014, 6:34 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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X-Play - TV Shows
No comments from the fan boys? This was once a cool show. Back when Morgan and Adam actually looked like they were enjoying reviewing video games and clowning around. Then it got too serious and dull. Morgan was cute nerd eye candy, but she did not take advantage of that and went into obscurity. The show's network was removed from directv early on, so I missed the final few years. Couldn't get my Morgan fix, so I moved on, and so did everyone else apparently. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on April 9, 2014, 3:11 pm - (1 votes) - Login to Vote

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MSNBC - Random Topics
Does anyone even watch this channel? I know people who watch CNN and Foxnews, Never msnbc. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:55 pm - (-1 votes) - Login to Vote

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Tony Shalhoub - Celebrities
I agree with Fletch. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:50 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Jennifer Aniston - Celebrities
I still think she's hot but that's just my opinion. I could care less about who she's with or not. I will admit she gets typecast quite often. Quit the rom-com movies for awhile. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:49 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
So am I crazy or has WWE become entertaining again? I like the new people coming up (Bray Wyatt, the Shield, Bryan), and it looks like they are truly phasing out the older wrestlers (Big Show losing the Wrestlemania battle royal to Cesaro and Undertaker's surprising loss) After 12 years of not caring, I'm getting sucked back into pro wrestling... -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on April 7, 2014, 6:54 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
They got good ice cream, but it's so expensive. Best when I want to treat myself every once in a great while -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 5, 2014, 8:08 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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2010s - Random Topics
The "incredible technological innovations" consisted pretty much only of ways to access the internet via smaller devices. Cancer and AIDs are no closer to being cured than before, world hunger seems to be at least as bad as ever, life's even MORE complicated than it used to be, and all these technological innovations only serve to make it easier for total strangers to know everything about you and use it against you. Yay, what progress! This decade=epic fail. ;-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 2, 2014, 6:49 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Robin Thicke - Celebrities
I'll be honest, I don't find Blurred Lines to be a good song, regardless on whether it's about rape or not. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 2, 2014, 2:45 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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