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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Ariel Winter - Celebrities
Okay Ariel. We get it. You are a grownup now. We understand that. So, you can stop all of the embarrassing attention getting hijinks that Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus already have done. Because, in the end, it all really just looks a little silly. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 15, 2017, 9:19 am

Hillary Clinton - Celebrities
When it came to voting last November, it was no contest. I was sick of the bald-faced lies her campaign attempted to pass off as accomplishments, not to mention most of them were "Waaaahhh, Trump is unsuitable for president because he said/did THIS!!" Move forward with her at the helm? Yeah, right. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on March 19, 2017, 6:58 am

Hillary Clinton - Celebrities
For once, we got to see a Clinton lose the election. Had Killary been elected, it would have been a co-presidency with her and Slick Willy! She would have killed America! Go Trump! -- Submitted By: (RockinReed) on March 18, 2017, 2:33 pm

James Arness - Celebrities
I loved Gunsmoke mainly because of him. He was a good actor and I have never heard another actor say a bad word about him. -- Submitted By: (RonaldLeeStandlley) on December 26, 2016, 9:23 pm

Kirstie Alley - Celebrities
I never thought she was that talented. She tried to come back with a few sitcoms after CHEERS, but they both were really terrible. -- Submitted By: (RonaldLeeStandlley) on December 26, 2016, 9:18 pm

Kurtwood Smith - Celebrities
Anyone who thinks Kurtwood Smith boned needs a foot in their ass. -- Submitted By: (timanny) on December 6, 2016, 10:23 pm

Ndamukong Suh - Celebrities
After reading up on this guy, all I can say is HOLY CRAP. And I thought Greg Lloyd was a dirty player - still remember Lloyd going after Keenan McCardell of the Jags even after the whistle blew to end the play, and he had some BS story about McCardell making threatening phone calls. Long post short, Suh makes Lloyd look like a saint. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 17, 2016, 7:26 pm

Keanu Reeves - Celebrities
JustLooking, then why wasnt Keanu put in the Scooby Doo movies -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 10:44 pm

Kelly Clarkson - Celebrities
I LOVE Kelly and MY LIFE would SUCK without her -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2016, 10:41 pm

Tiffani Thiessen - Celebrities
Tiffani never boned despite five failed shows, Two Guys and a Pizza, Good Morning, Miami, a character on Just Shoot Me, What About Brian and Fastlane, plus a cameo on Cupid, after 90210 and falling out of favor with Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth and other members from BH92010. I watched her on White Collar. She is unfortunately stuck doing smaller movies and some TV shows. B list star who does well. Glad she stayed clear of the failed 90210 reboot in 2009. -- Submitted By: (AlanVallazza) on March 17, 2016, 12:08 am

Tiffani Thiessen - Celebrities
What about her current cooking show on the Cooking Channel? Breakfast with Tiffani. I am the one who posted the second comment..the poster I mentioned wore out. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on March 7, 2016, 11:20 pm

Aaron Rodgers - Celebrities
I say suck from the start for the only reason is I am a diehard Chicago Bears fan and cant wait until this clown retires. -- Submitted By: (Nordy9276) on March 5, 2016, 4:19 pm

Abe Vigoda - Celebrities
Here it is, January 2016- and Mr. Vigoda has left this world at age 94 after having endured premature proclamations for his death some three decades. So, does that mean this site still has unexpected life here,too? Where is everybody? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 27, 2016, 5:58 am

Zooey Deschanel - Celebrities
Never boned..and today, january 17,2016 is her 36th birthday....well, not being in as many movies, or hit ones (her recent Rock the Casbah appeared in far too few theatres..) may have been a part boning moment.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on January 18, 2016, 1:11 pm

Dustin Diamond - Celebrities
I used to like Dustin Diamond even though I heard he was a jerk in real life and came across very much like one in Celebrity Fit Club. But he Boned the Fish with me when he published his tell all Saved by The Bell book, "Beyond the Bell." A book that throws shade at everyone in the cast. From reading the book the only people he liked on SBTB was Dennis Haskins "Mr. Belding" and Haley Mills. Said a lot of outlandish things from adult to child three somes to Mario Lopez rape. What made it worse is that Later on, DD admitted that most of the book was a lie. -- Submitted By: () on December 31, 2015, 9:39 pm

Chris Brown - Celebrities
Kanye West is the actual rapper who hated Taylor Swift but Chris Borwn ios still a jackass for attacking PHYSICALLY AND VERBALLY Rhianna. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 12, 2015, 8:28 pm

Dustin Diamond - Celebrities
I heard he killed someone. Did he stab somebody with a fillet knife? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 19, 2015, 1:40 am

Billy Mays - Celebrities
Quickly boned after I found that he wasnt the music director Billy May -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 10, 2015, 1:12 am

Courtney Thorne-Smith - Celebrities
Never boned... Courtney aged pretty well...incredibly during late 90s era on Ally McBeal, she shot her famous "Ellen" like hair do...Published the book, "Outside In". -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 9, 2015, 2:07 am

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
He's just this year done a new one, "The Visit", and it's a bit different in using no music and "filmmaking"(young teen,in this case..) set up and being considerably lighter, with a boy and girl who are siblings (and one of them being the "Alexander" of Disney's movie last year, "Alexander and the...day".) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on September 18, 2015, 9:48 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
You started the imaginary roast off strong PokeyJHorse, but then kinda fizzled a bit at the end. Here's some advice, keep the jokes short and sweet like you were at the beginning. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on September 13, 2015, 6:21 pm

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
PS Lindsay doesn't even have to be on my proposed roast....in fact better if that were the case...both fans and foes can take shots, in modifing my last posting comment (three postings in a row..) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on September 12, 2015, 10:53 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
Despite my IMDB.com signature that I put (see my last posting here) I still have and like many Lindsay movies.. BUT she needs a GOOD roast..by LISA LAMPANELLI or ME..(:))..with her preferably NOT present...on Comedy CENTRAL particularly... THE ROAST OF LINDSAY LOHAN 1. "When she got out of one of her car crashes, that wasn't blood from injuries but from her period." 2. "Lindsay Lohan does NOT have freckles. She has perpectual measels. Or is it Chicken Pox?" 3. "Lindsay Lohan can be very easily detected from 20 miles away. If you smell a very strong, very ROTTEN tuna smell----well....it is her...!" 4. "Lindsay Lohan was only hired for that Disney comedy "Teenage Drama Queen"(partial title) to do those put on disgusies ONLY because AMANDA BYNES was currently unavailable"(and sadly Amanda Bynes joined Lindsay but still...my Internet Movie Datasbase message board signature "preferring" her over LL still stands..especially since I did not use italics LOL) 5. "Lindsay Lohan loves older men..even as a little girl in her first, "Parent Trap" (the Hayley Milles 1961 movie remake in 1998), that she did a "Lolita" job on the men in the film"./ -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on September 12, 2015, 10:51 am

Frankie Muniz - Celebrities
The 911 call is hilarious! The best part is when Malcolm, err Frankie, tells the operator that he is a celebrity. I don't know what she was expected to do with that piece of information, maybe make sure the press arrived along with the cops? Anyway, here's what happened: Muniz: "I'm a celebrity." Operator: "You're a what? A celebrity?" Muniz: "Yes, that's right, I'm a celebrity." Operator: "Ok, who are you?" Muniz: "I'm Frankie Muniz." Opeartor: "Who? Frankie who?" Muniz: "Muniz! I'm Frankie Muniz! Frankie Muniz!" Operator: "Um. Ok. We'll still send someone out there." She clearly had no idea who he was or why he insisted on telling her that he was famous. Since then, 4 years later, he's still with the psycho-girlfriend and claims they are engaged but they never get married. I think he is terrified of her. Another hysterical thing happened when the leader of the band Kingsfoil hired Muniz as their new drummer. He said Frankie told him he was a really famous celebrity and hoped it wouldn't get in the way of their music. The guy said he had never heard of him, Malcolm in the Middle, Cody Banks, or anything else he had been in, the guy told the reporter interviewing him that "I guess he was supposed to be some kind of child star or something." A couple of years ago Muniz had back-to-back mini-strokes, something really weird for someone in his 20's. He claimed that he was really healthy and had never done drugs, drank booze or smoked in his entire life. A week later a series of photos turned up in a British tabloid of Muniz smoking and drinking with a group of young people, presumably after telling them that he is really, really famous. Frankie also shoots his mouth off on Twitter about his right-wing politics. All in all, Frankie Muniz is a pathetic dweeb. I never could stand Malcolm, Reese was much cooler! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on September 6, 2015, 1:05 pm

Bristol Palin - Celebrities
Bristol Palin... the gift that keeps on giving. A second pregnancy? Nice Christian values there sweetie. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on July 13, 2015, 10:41 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
I put it down more to getting older and mellowing out, which we've seen with Letterman, Carson, and so on. I've noticed there has been a large exodus of the lesser Stern show people lately, all the Howard TV people were let go last year and Lisa G recently left. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on July 11, 2015, 5:51 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
Remember when Howard went from (rightfully) making fun of Lena Dunham to sucking up to her? I'm sure Beth made him do it, too. So pathetic. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2015, 10:31 pm

Jim Carrey - Celebrities
Jim Carrey has posted some tweets stating that he's anti-vaccine. I don't think you can have a bigger boning moment than that. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 2, 2015, 4:41 pm

Frank Welker - Celebrities
"I Megatron, declare this facility DECEPTICON DOMAIN!" -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 24, 2015, 9:21 pm

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
I don't blame him for quitting. He's 70 years old and has other things he wants to do with his life than voice a cartoon show that boned the fish 16 years ago. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 5, 2015, 7:32 pm

Jeff Gordon - Celebrities
One of the best in NASCAR history, though one could argue with the stupid Chase system that NASCAR implemented, that he has been screwed out of a couple titles (then again, one can say anyone could run a 36 race season differently than a 26 and 10 season) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 4, 2015, 10:27 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
I put THIS as a PERMANENT Internet Movie DataBase (IMDB) Message Board signature: Amanda Bynes is hot and Lindsay Lohan is not. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on June 2, 2015, 12:27 am

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
@jp: He actually wasn't fired, he quit. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 1, 2015, 5:02 pm

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
I learned today that Harry Shearer has been fired from the Simpsons. This should be the nail in the coffin for this tired show. Mr Burns, alone, wouldn't be Mr Burns without Shearer. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 14, 2015, 9:41 pm

Three Stooges, The - Celebrities
The Three Stooges's three Bone the Fish categories, this Celeb one, the TV one, and the Movie one...Hey, don't be quite so hard on Joe Besser..sure as a stooge he left quite a lot to be desired but he was still funny..just out-of-place amongst Moe & Larry. He had his earlier Columbia shorts (SMALL WORLD, huh...) in 1946 and did comic radio network sitcom guest spots but yeah, his truly funny sissy persona really didn't fit in with those other guys, and then he had a rather hit and miss 1970s Sat AM cartoon voice career, though in early 1960s, like on the Alvin show as an imaginary dragon he played a dragon. Curly Joe DeRita could also be a shark jumper/fish boner as well,...each third stooge and Larry and Moe brought something unqiue...Shemp would have been the second best next to Curly asd third (the Emil that PrinceJ mentions is Emil Sitka, who had been costarring on the Columbia theatricals with the stooges.) But back to Joe Besser, I personally like him, but he's neither first (Curly, soitenly!!) or second best third StoogeTM(Shemp) but FAR from the worst (Curly Joe), but the point was ALL the third stooges were pretty funny. It's just that, being a sissy who would not even let anyone TOUCH him, Joe Besser tended to be out of his element in Curly's place. JOe, and Shemp, as well. Just that only Joe went, pun, untouched. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 14, 2015, 8:36 pm

Al Sharpton - Celebrities
Your buddy Fred Phelps finally kicked the bucket a while ago. We're waiting on your hate-fueled racial ass, Al, to be next. You're not Martin Luther King Jr or Malcolm X, so stop trying to be when it's obvious that everytime your old ass spews more shit, we know where you lie. -- Submitted By: () on May 2, 2015, 1:14 am

Bill Hicks - Celebrities
If only he was alive long enough, I really would like to have seen more of his work. It just seemed that from the stuff I've seen of him. Not a lot of people could grasp some of his comedy, I think it was because he was ahead of his time and they weren't prepared. Conspiracy nuts have the audacity to think that Hicks is still alive through the persona that is Alex Jones. Alex Jones is your typical political whistleblower, conspiracist and whatnot. Bill Hicks is the exact opposite of that and is far too cooler than Jones. -- Submitted By: () on May 1, 2015, 3:40 am

Kate Middleton - Celebrities
I literally cannot go anywhere in public without seeing Kate's face plastered everywhere, and I think she's kinda hot actually but then I feel guilty about that because of the whole marriage thing. It's not FAIR, I tells ya! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:15 pm

Ndamukong Suh - Celebrities
And now he's on MY team. (Breaks down sobbing.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:13 pm

Leonard Nimoy - Celebrities
May I add that if Mr. Nimoy didn't use his abilities to turn what could have easily been a one-note automaton into someone who virtually every viewer could relate in many ways, I seriously doubt "Star Trek" would have lasted 13 episodes. There I said it. R I P and Shalom, Mr. Nimoy. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 16, 2015, 3:41 pm

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
DolFan and kingbk, totally agree on your comments. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 16, 2015, 1:29 am

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
Hell, 2009 already passed. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 16, 2015, 1:28 am

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
The biography forgot, "died in 2012". -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 16, 2015, 1:27 am

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
shanequia, your comments about high notes and being high were hilariously spot on! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 16, 2015, 1:27 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
I rememeber the Bill Cosby whistleblower's name that I mentioned--Hannibal Buress, of course! Anyway, Natasha Leggerio, Martha Stewart(!!!), Snoop Dogg, Hannibal Buress (the guy that outed Bill Cosby as a pervert), and your guest roast host, Kevin Hart. It was for the most p;art pretty good, though there were some rather soft soaping of JB and after some very satisfactorily nasty assults on Justin, Martha Stewart then kisses him (but was still very good at what she did on that show). Would still love for Amy Schumer, Howard Stern, Lisa Lampanelli, Sarah Silverman, Chris ROck and others to have been there! This has since been rated the top three CC roast (1st being 2011's "Charlie Sheen", 2nd being 2005's "Jeff Foxworthy", and 3rd now the current "Justin Bieber). -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on March 31, 2015, 11:43 pm

Tim Burton - Celebrities
Tim Burton is like a one-trick pony to me. Can he not make a whacked out, quirky and obscure film? I mean, yeah, the remake of Planet of the Apes was that moment. Then it just went back to Buron's usual ways. I mean, it's not like I hate everything he's made, but the stuff he's made are just more excuses for Hot Topic to make merchandise out of. He really did fail at the Chocolate Factory remake, though. Sorry, Burton, but your mystique doesn't cut the masterpiece Gene Wilder partook in. -- Submitted By: () on March 31, 2015, 7:06 am

Ice Cube - Celebrities
Ice Cube is about as ironic as Ice T. Both acted like hard-time gangstas but as soon as something happens to them, they back down. Except Ice T has more of the irony, considering he made an anti-police song then ends up on Law and Order playing a cop. -- Submitted By: () on March 31, 2015, 7:03 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Anybody see the just-ended Comedy Central Roast of him (March 30,2015?) it was EXCELLENT! BTW It's just rerunning with the church part, if anyone wants to see it (if they either missed it or did not but want to see it again)..oin Comedy Central. Natasha Leggero, Snoop Dogg, that guy who outed Bill Cosby as a jerk (forgot his name), Will Ferrell (as his movie Anchorman/Ron Burgundy character), Martha Stewart (!! by all means the oldest), and your master Kevin Hart! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on March 31, 2015, 2:10 am

Larry King - Celebrities
His fanciful stories about growing up with baseball hall of famer Sandy Koufax. He put these in several of his books, even after it became public knowledge that he invented this childhood friendship. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on March 25, 2015, 5:22 pm

Fred Savage - Celebrities
Fred Savage never boned the fish. He seems like a nice guy and one of the greatest celebrities of my time. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on March 15, 2015, 10:17 am

Leonard Nimoy - Celebrities
Whoever wrote the comment about crying is right on! Nimoy and Spock were a part of the childhoods of millions of us over multiple generations. I felt like a part of me died along with Leonard but at least we have all those tv episodes and movies to watch over and over again. Thank you, Mr. Nimoy. rest in peace. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on March 8, 2015, 8:07 am

Leonard Nimoy - Celebrities
He'll always be the voice over for "In Search of" to me -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on March 4, 2015, 6:15 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Taylor and Katy Perry should just go ahead and do a lesbian sex tape. At least then all their constant hype would be justified. Taylor's blown through so many men at this point she might as well turn regardless. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 2, 2015, 6:52 pm

Leonard Nimoy - Celebrities
Spock was certainly an American cultural icon and I feel as if we have lost a Living National Treasure with the passing of Mr. Leonard Nimoy. I can't even remember the first Star Trek episode I ever saw-- he's literally been an ever-present part of my life. It's going to be hard to imagine a world without him. And any other actor that has attempted to portray Spock has paled in comparison. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 2, 2015, 12:19 pm

Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
After reading spacer's entry, all I have to say is...good grief! I don't blame Harrison Ford, Steven Spielberg, Michael Bay, and Brad Pitt not wanting to have anything to do with Shia after all that - I wouldn't touch him with a twenty-foot pole either. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on March 1, 2015, 4:43 pm

Iggy Azalea - Celebrities
I, too, think that Fancy isn't that great, either. I tried watching the music video - found the song to be grating. I find Weird Al's parody of Fancy to be a lot easier on the ears. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on March 1, 2015, 4:28 pm

Leonard Nimoy - Celebrities
He will always be remembered as Spock, though I'll always remember him as the voice of Galvatron in Transformers the Movie. Rest in peace, good sir. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on March 1, 2015, 4:27 pm

Leonard Nimoy - Celebrities
I love TV and movies but I don't get into celebrity worship. Robin Williams was one of my favorite actors. When I heard of his death I reacted with "that's a shame," and moved on without a second thought. Something deeply strange happened when I heard Leonard Nimoy was dead. I was working at my desk around noon on Friday and decided to check out the news. I hit the NPR stream on my phone and they were playing the Star Trek theme from the original series. I thought, cool, a Star Trek story. Instead of the usual 10 or 15 second clip, they played the whole thing and I began to get uneasy, the music went on for too long and I knew something was up. After the theme finished a very somber NPR guy said, "Leonard Nimoy died this morning at his home in California. He was 83." Here's the weird part. I cried. The news hit me right in the gut and I sobbed like a little kid. I still can't figure out why. I had never met the man and had no personal connection to him or his family. Yet there I was crying over the news of his death. I guess Nimoy and the character he was forever tied to, Spock, represented the best of human (and Vulcan) character traits. While Kirk was the frat-boy "let's break the rules and bang the babes" kind of guy, Spock was the stand-up, do what's right nerd. He was the one who took deep pride in wearing the Star Fleet uniform and was very much the conscience of the USS Enterprise. Spock has been a part of my entire life, I never knew a time without him, or Leonard Nimoy, until now. If Gene Roddenberry's vision of a better future is to last it is because of the character Spock, so brilliantly brought to life by Nimoy. I mourn the actor's passing but I know Spock will live on for many more generations. Spock and Nimoy were the best we have to offer the universe. He was the best of us, the best of our hearts, and the best of our souls and minds. LLAP old friend in your new home. -- Submitted By: () on March 1, 2015, 7:15 am

Amanda Bynes - Celebrities
Putting some much more needed commentary, Amanda Bynes has always had a sweet image more recent life notwithstanding. I still follow her career and love her a lot and just put a picture from 2007 (?) from a French Canadian site..(the name of the pic is 16_bynes_lgl -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on February 23, 2015, 2:21 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Travoltron: he's not only a celebrity and thus above the law but a BOY band type. >:< -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on February 20, 2015, 1:27 am

Katy Perry - Celebrities
Katy Perry's albums haver still been on the charts and will always be good, including her current, since 2013-"Prism". I have that one's song "Dark Horse" with Juicy J on my cellphone! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on February 20, 2015, 1:24 am

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Why does she have to appear at practically every single major event? Talk about being overexposed. Now she's collaborating with Kanye, the same guy who once interrupted her acceptance speech during an awards show. I now think that incident was staged. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on February 18, 2015, 6:38 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Considering how Prince protects his intellectual property, I think it'd be safe to say that Swift ain't getting the copyright -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 17, 2015, 3:40 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
She has a line in one of her new songs that says "party like it's 1989" that she is trying to copyright LOL. Does she know Prince wrote that lyric 32 years ago (1999)??? Her conceit is unbelievable... -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on February 15, 2015, 6:53 pm

Danny Masterson - Celebrities
You notice they still refer to him as "That '70s Show star". He's totally irrelevant now. I wonder if he burned bridges back in the day by shoving that Scientology crap down the throats of the cast & crew? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 14, 2015, 10:39 am

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
And agreed with the first comment (by Hikariu) totally--As American as the US Flag! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on February 14, 2015, 12:52 am

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Taylor Swift (whose current big hit "Blank Space" I'm listneing to, right after her other, "Shake it Off") never boned (in the Bone the fish sense, at least!), despite the Katy Perry KatyCat fight (I love Katy,too, and am not going to take side ones the Katyfight.) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on February 14, 2015, 12:45 am

Danny Masterson - Celebrities
I was inclined to cut Masterson some slack for having been born into $cientology, and therefore not having had a true choice regarding whether or not to follow it. However, with his recent pfofanity-laden defense of the Hubbard $cam, he's earned the automatic fish-boning in his own right: https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/danny-masterson-scientology-182855630.html -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on February 13, 2015, 10:11 am

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
Jenny being an anti-vaccine advocate kills any respect I may have had for her. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on February 9, 2015, 8:48 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
What was Calvin Kline thinking when they started using him in their ads? How could that not invite all kinds of ridicule? Couldn't they get someone else; someone who is more sexy looking without the need of photo shop? And I should also mention that he dyed his hair blonde making him more freaky than ever. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 20, 2015, 7:44 pm

Iggy Azalea - Celebrities
She's a big phony. She's a white Australian that thinks she's an African American. She doesn't even know what's what and expects to be able to use the N word? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 20, 2015, 7:19 pm

Megyn Kelly - Celebrities
Whatever Fox News is paying her, she is worth every penny. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 13, 2015, 11:35 am

Iggy Azalea - Celebrities
As if "Fancy" being one of the worst songs I've heard in a long time wasn't bad enough, I'm now hearing that she's pretty racist (for starters, she stated that she should be allowed to say the n-word). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on January 12, 2015, 4:46 pm

George Carlin - Celebrities
Name a comedian that doesn't get too political anymore. It's really hard to name a few. George Carlin was one of the very few comedians that really got you to laugh, but got you socially aware and most importantly, thinking. Yes, it may seem that when he got older, he did get bitter. But, it added to his routine. We could use him now, but you know, he did help us get through some very crazy and harsh times when we absolutely needed the laughs and thought the most. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on January 11, 2015, 9:53 am

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I hope he's innocent because I really admire his kind of comedy. He still does stand up, or should I say sit down comedy as he sits down during his entire routine these days. Let's just say he's innocent until proven guilty, but I see him finally speaking out in an interview with Oprah. Let's just hope that they don't take Jello Pudding off the shelves as he is so identified with that product. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 24, 2014, 12:39 am

Charles Manson - Celebrities
I'm not making this up. I heard that old Charlie is getting married to a 26 year old woman. Anyway, I always get a chill whenever I hear the Beachboys version of his song "Cease to Exist." -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 12:46 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
You know, I'm still failing to see what's so wrong about Obama. I mean, yeah I'm not paying attention to politics that much. But everyone is falling over on themselves to prop this guy as the fault for everything. I do find myself disagreeing with him about a few things. Obamacare is one of them and having Biden as vice-president is the other. Biden, by the way, is the asshole who's trying to fuck with net neutrality because he's the entertainment industry's bitch who will do everything someone like Chris Dodd would command him to do. Don't blame that on Obama. But other than that, the vibe I'm getting from so many people suddenly blaming him for everything. Are right-wingers who are still butthurt over the past couple elections. Did you honestly think McCain or Romney were better choices? They were looking to continue the bullshit your champion George W Bush had laid the groundwork on during his 8 year tenure. Learn to pay attention to politics instead of just simply blaming someone because he's on a certain political team. That's just senseless. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 2:15 am

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I don't know if the man is guilty or not of these old rape allegations, but he is a fool for refusing to address the issue. It's blowing up all over the internet and his silence makes him look guilty. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 15, 2014, 2:47 pm

Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
I thought that Justin Bieber was the biggest celebrity turd but he doesn't even come close to the walking smelly turd that is Shia LaBeouf. Let's recap: He grossly insulted Steven Spielberg, calling him an over rated weirdo no-talent alcoholic hack and he, Shia, had more talent in one of his turds than Spielberg but Hollywood plots against his genius. Harrison Ford and Spielberg both made statements that they would NEVER work with the arrogant little turd again, EVER! That's amazing since they are both really nice guys who NEVER trash a co-worker. When Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) had his back to back mini-strokes, Shia began taunting him, saying he was a washed up asshole and that he (Shia) was a far better actor. Frankie Muniz revealed that Shia had been harassing him for over a decade although they had only briefly met once when they were both children. Michael Bay has BANNED Shia from any film he ever makes including the Transformers series after suffering through his grossly unprofessional and turdy behavior during filming of Transformers I. Brad Pitt, another really nice and well respected guy has also stated he will walk off a film if he so much as suspects Shia will be a part of it. During the filming of Fury, Shia was totally psychotic, cutting his own face every day and pulling out one of his own teeth with a pair of pliers. Brad reports that Shia had everyone terrified and avoided him like the plague. Pitt finally punched the little turd out when he wouldn't stop playing with a machine gun(real gun, fired blanks). The barrel of course was very hot after several minutes of non-stop firing and Shia smacked Pitt in the face with it "accidently" burning the older actor's face, requiring medical attention. put all of that together with his downright lunatic behavior in public and you have one smelly turd. It's only a matter of time before he self-destructs completely. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 13, 2014, 7:01 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
to spacer:EEEEUUUUUU, what you reported. Another reason to grimace whenever one sees his name.-Steve -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 31, 2014, 12:34 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Any 19-year old that flashes his granny needs to be locked up! I wonder what the HELL kind of drug he was on to make him strip bare ass in front of his grandmother then force her to watch him "perform." Sick child, Beibs is one sick child. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:38 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
I always thought he was a shallow ego freak. I saw the pic of him serenading his grandmother naked, him, not the old lady. So I guess we can add total perv to his bio. I mean who stips bare ass naked, walks down the hall bare ass with his entourage snapping pics, straps on a guitar and rings granny's doorbell and forces hear to stand there while he sings. Jeez, lock this crazy ass Canuck up. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 21, 2014, 9:07 am

Stephen Collins - Celebrities
The revelations that he is an alleged pedophile is shocking indeed, and I loathe Seventh Heaven. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 14, 2014, 7:32 pm

Chris Brown - Celebrities
I don't really understand why Chris Brown keeps getting nominated for awards for his sucky music. Case in point, seven nominees for the Soul Train awards. It's an insult to all the great soul singers from the 70s. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 14, 2014, 7:06 pm

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
His last album flopped. I have a feeling that people will remember the Weird Al parody much longer than "Blurred Lines" itself. The same with "White and Nerdy." Does anyone even remember the song that parodied? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 11, 2014, 7:49 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
This kid is so overrated. His voice isn't even that bad, it's just that his songs have no "feel" or soul to them. Like that "Baby, Baby, Ohhh" song, just feels prepackaged for the tweens. Also, he gives off vibes of autotuning... NOT cool. -- Submitted By: () on October 10, 2014, 8:56 pm

Carrot Top - Celebrities
Looks like Raggedy Andy on steroids. He looks freaky and he was always an awful comedian. -- Submitted By: (norta) on October 9, 2014, 6:25 pm

Carrot Top - Celebrities
Looks like Raggedy Andy on steroids. He looks freaky and he was always an awful comedian. -- Submitted By: (norta) on October 9, 2014, 6:24 pm

Stephen Collins - Celebrities
Stephen Collins always seemed like a bland Ken doll that wouldn't hurt a fly. I'm just stunned that he's (allegedly) a pedo. I don't want to believe it, but that audio tape is damning. It's a clean, clear recording of what's clearly his voice confessing to it and there's no denial of its authenticity coming from Stephen or his lawyer. I won't be able to watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture for a while, and I was one of the six people that liked that movie. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 9, 2014, 12:55 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
The Biebs is now the poster boy for young superstar turned into an anti-social, drugged out mess. In his mind I'm sure he thinks he's still a hot commodity. Has this jackass even released a song in the last several years? What's next? I'm betting a corner plot in a nice Canandian cemetery, either from drugs or gunshots. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 9, 2014, 9:21 am

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Another thing I've noticed about her is her befriending whoever is the new "hot" celebrity of the month. She's "best friends" with Lorde (after Lorde criticized her in an interview, someone explain that one), and recently has glommed onto Ingrid Michaelson, even dancing onstage at her concert. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on October 6, 2014, 8:58 pm

Plaxico Burress - Celebrities
Plaxico; he is as dumb as his name! -- Submitted By: (RockinReed) on October 4, 2014, 10:41 pm

Vanilla Ice - Celebrities
Sure, he added that itty bitty chang to his song and didnt come from the hood,but he is what makes the early 90s the early 1990s. I know for a fact that someone is nostalgic for Ice, Ice, Baby right now. Its a cheesy and dated song in this decade, but in the age where people wore Hammer pants, it fit right in. With that said, Ice boned the fish when he smashed the one video that made him famous in 1999. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 4, 2014, 9:43 pm

Vanilla Ice - Celebrities
Vanilla Ice to the E was the early 90s, when you think about it. America watched him go from wearing those College football sweaters to being in the Madonna SEX book. He wore every clothing article and accessory of the time, including the Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation steel plated hat and Dwayne Wayne glasses. He was on Arsenio and had an unforgettable tune from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 4, 2014, 9:41 pm

Saddam Hussein - Celebrities
I really wish my controversial comments here years ago would have been wrong. ISIS is a million times worse than Saddam ever was. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 28, 2014, 2:36 pm

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
You took the words out of my mouth, cartooner. I'd say the same thing as well - I read the lyrics to Blurred Lines and I couldn't believe something like this could be remotely entertaining. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on September 19, 2014, 7:21 am

Kate Middleton - Celebrities
She's gonna bring back nylons? Awesome!! -- Submitted By: (TheCool) on September 15, 2014, 1:56 pm

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
The only positive thing I can say about Blurred Lines is the Weird Al parody of it. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on September 14, 2014, 6:59 pm

Michelle Pfeiffer - Celebrities
Michelle Pfeiffer was very sexy as Catwoman in Batman Returns. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 14, 2014, 8:28 am

Paula Abdul - Celebrities
I used to think she was cute but hated her syrupy sweet voice and lyrics. I was so jealous of Keanu Reeves in that Rush Rush video. She was not as pretty once she lost weight. I even remember when In Living Color made fun of her in that Start of a New Day video. I still watch her early videos, including Opposites Attract, without the sound on. She's still beautiful nowadays, but she had a nice body in the late 80s and most of the early 90s. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 9:49 pm

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