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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Donald Trump - Celebrities
Boned at birth. Has reboned countless times since. Easily the most accomplished attention whore of the last half century. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:53 am

Eric Braeden - Celebrities
All the women in my family are huge Y&R fans, and they hate it when I root for Victor to crush - with extreme prejudice - whichever poor soul happens to be his enemy of the week. I just wish the show's writers would give Braeden better lines at such moments, like: "I will tear out Jack Abbott's intestines and use them to grease the transmission of my Bentley!" -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:48 am

Al Pacino - Celebrities
Al boned when his over-the-top performances began to outnumber his quiet, controlled ones. Sadly, that means about 1975. But he's still fun to watch. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:40 am

Jane Fonda - Celebrities
She even defended the Khmer Rouge, and once gave Joan Baez a hard time because Joan didn't. I plan to be standing in that long line of full-bladdered Nam vets at her grave, provided I live that long. (Hopefully she won't be buried in a waterproof coffin.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:36 am

Outer Limits, The (1963-1965) - TV Shows
Not only a great intro but great theme music. Very atmospheric and creepy episodes, even half a century later. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:26 am

Almost Live! - TV Shows
Never boned. Speed Walker, Billy Quan, the High-Fivin' White Guys, "Cops" in Ballard (or wherever), all the great Kent putdowns, Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups ("Meet your new boss: Box of Snakes!") The previous poster is right; Seattle can't laugh at itself anymore, and that's a damn shame. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:04 am

Saddam Hussein - Celebrities
Okay, I'll bite. The lovely and charming Mr Hussein was born in April 1937. That would place his conception - and therefore his fish boning - at about July 1936. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 1:44 am

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
Chuck Norris doesn't bone fish. He bones whales. And then he uses their ribs to pick his teeth. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 1:33 am

Customer Service - Random Topics
I had been an employee of Comcast Cable TV in California which was purchased by Time Warner Cable about 2006. When the company was Comcast there was a monthly employees evaluation which consisted of a supervisor listening making sure you said "Please and thank you, etc." The quality assurance department for Comcast double-checked the math of the CSRs instead waisting time on frivolous things. Within months after Time Warner's takeover, the CSR's (customer service reps) were being ridden by staff to upsell products and also inform customers at the end of each call of an "automated customer survey" call that the customer "may" recieve within the next "24 to 48 hours". Most customers hung up before you finished telling them about the survey. Others requested that they not be bothered by surveys that always came after the call when they were busy. Other companies have an automated system that allows the customer to choose whether of not to participate in a short survey afterwards -"press one for yes, two for no" - but this is TWC and we can't have anything that would save time and make sense. The survey consists of three questions of "on a scale of one to ten" "blah blah blah" and is nothing more than an excuse to bitch at the CSR's. During our monthly evaluations, TWC informs employees of the results of the "automated" survey. Most customers hadn't bothered to participate. There was a part of the "automated" survey that left room for a customer to leave a recorded messages. Most of the messages said that the CSR's weren't really an issue with TWC, but the crappy product was. TWC's policy was that if we didn't recieve a certain average on our "automated customer surveys" you could kiss your job goodbye. We were told that someone higher up wanted things done and that was it. Suddenly, the employees are being buried under surveys, pointless statistics and upselling and reading some robotic script to already irritated customers who become even more irritated. Meaningless statistics and surveys replace common sense. CSR's could actually be penalized for scheduling service appointments for customers because of the cost to the company as well as transferring too many calls to the supervsiors. I wound up losing my job because of this despite winning employee of the month and having almost perfect attendance. This is why I never complained about the service at IHOP or the bank or any place else where that uses CSR's in some form or another. I know only too well what is at stake. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 6, 2011, 10:52 pm -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 6, 2011, 11:22 pm

Time Warner Cable - Random Topics
I had been an employee of Comcast Cable TV in California which was purchased by Time Warner Cable about 2006. When the company was Comcast there was a monthly employees evaluation which consisted of a supervisor listening making sure you said "Please and thank you, etc." The quality assurance department for Comcast double-checked the math of the CSRs instead waisting time on frivolous things. Within months after Time Warner's takeover, the CSR's (customer service reps) were being ridden by staff to upsell products and also inform customers at the end of each call of an "automated customer survey" call that the customer "may" recieve within the next "24 to 48 hours". Most customers hung up before you finished telling them about the survey. Others requested that they not be bothered by surveys that always came after the call when they were busy. Other companies have an automated system that allows the customer to choose whether of not to participate in a short survey afterwards -"press one for yes, two for no" - but this is TWC and we can't have anything that would save time and make sense. The survey consists of three questions of "on a scale of one to ten" "blah blah blah" and is nothing more than an excuse to bitch at the CSR's. During our monthly evaluations, TWC informs employees of the results of the "automated" survey. Most customers hadn't bothered to participate. There was a part of the "automated" survey that left room for a customer to leave a recorded messages. Most of the messages said that the CSR's weren't really an issue with TWC, but the crappy product was. TWC's policy was that if we didn't recieve a certain average on our "automated customer surveys" you could kiss your job goodbye. We were told that someone higher up wanted things done and that was it. Suddenly, the employees are being buried under surveys, pointless statistics and upselling and reading some robotic script to already irritated customers who become even more irritated. Meaningless statistics and surveys replace common sense. CSR's could actually be penalized for scheduling service appointments for customers because of the cost to the company as well as transferring too many calls to the supervsiors. I wound up losing my job because of this despite winning employee of the month and having almost perfect attendance. This is why I never complained about the service at IHOP or the bank or any place else where that uses CSR's in some form or another. I know only too well what is at stake. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 6, 2011, 10:52 pm

IHOP - Random Topics
As a footnote I just want to say that I understand what "Soggy9000" said about the employees. I had been an employee of Comcast Cable TV in California which was purchased by Time Warner Cable about 2006. When the company was Comcast there was a monthly employees evaluation which consisted of a supervisor listening making sure you said "Please and thank you, etc." The quality assurance department for Comcast double-checked the math of the CSRs instead waisting time on frivolous things. Within months after Time Warner's takeover, the CSR's (customer service reps) were being ridden by staff to upsell products and also inform customers at the end of each call of an "automated customer survey" call that the customer "may" recieve within the next "24 to 48 hours". Most customers hung up before you finished telling them about the survey. Others requested that they not be bothered by surveys that always came after the call when they were busy. Other companies have an automated system that allows the customer to choose whether of not to participate in a short survey afterwards -"press one for yes, two for no" - but this is TWC and we can't have anything that would save time and make sense. The survey consists of three questions of "on a scale of one to ten" "blah blah blah" and is nothing more than an excuse to bitch at the CSR's. During our monthly evaluations, TWC informs employees of the results of the "automated" survey. Most customers hadn't bothered to participate. There was a part of the "automated" survey that left room for a customer to leave a recorded messages. Most of the messages said that the CSR's weren't really an issue with TWC, but the crappy product was. TWC's policy was that if we didn't recieve a certain average on our "automated customer surveys" you could kiss your job goodbye. We were told that someone higher up wanted things done and that was it. Suddenly, the employees are being buried under surveys, pointless statistics and upselling and reading some robotic script to already irritated customers who become even more irritated. Meaningless statistics and surveys replace common sense. CSR's could actually be penalized for scheduling service appointments for customers because of the cost to the company as well as transferring too many calls to the supervsiors. I wound up losing my job because of this despite winning employee of the month and having almost perfect attendance. This is why I never complained about the service at IHOP or the bank or any place else where that uses CSR's in some form or another. I know only too well what is at stake. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 6, 2011, 10:53 pm

Tea Party - Random Topics
The Tea Party was/is supposed to be about opposing new taxes. The original Tea Party (the Boston Tea Party) was all about "no taxation without representation". Their backronym is Taxed Enough Already. Are they really excluding people for no other reason than being atheist? If that's true, that's really wrong. Have they forgotten that Jesus said "love your neighbor"? Given the choice between a sleazeball "Christian" who tricks people out of their money and a moderate live-and-let-live atheist who dedicates his life to helping others, I would pick the latter. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 6, 2011, 9:42 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
True, he got to be on TV a ton, but it had to take WCW whipping the WWF's rear weekly, and some ECW appearences on Raw for Vince to realize that the Attitude Era was the way to go. If the WCW and ECW never existed, do you really think that we would of had the Attitude Era? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 6, 2011, 9:34 pm

IHOP - Random Topics
I noticed that same thing about IHOP. I happen to live near one. I can't complain about the food but I was always careful to ask if there was any charge for something every time it was offered. There had been a few times when I had ordered breakfast there and would be stunned by the bill when I lefet because someone had not explained to me that there was a charge for all of these little appetizers. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 6, 2011, 9:23 pm

Big Comfy Couch, The - TV Shows
It's bad enough when Loonette does the clock strech. But when that fake Ronald Mcdonald looking named Major Bedhead appears, that's when it bone the comfy couch. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 6, 2011, 7:53 pm

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
Okay cool. Glad that's straightened out. There really is no part of that song or the creation of it that's defensible. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 6, 2011, 7:52 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
PYRulz, are you KIDDING me??? If anything it's the toning down part Vince didn't want. He sure was on TV a lot during the Attitude Era for someone who "didn't want" it to happen. Sometimes it seemed like Vince or one of his family was on camera almost an entire episode!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 6, 2011, 7:50 pm

IHOP - Random Topics
No wonder the waitress was so perky the last time I was there. And I'm not talking about her chest. (Rim shot.) But seriously, this is a problem everywhere. At least for me. It's almost impossible for me to walk into any store or restaurant and buy anything without the employees trying their best to sell me something else on top of that. I realize they're just following orders and it STILL angers me. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 6, 2011, 7:46 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
Some are somewhat watchable I don't which but you have complete crap like Living Lohan, Who wants to marry a Millionare, Dancing with the Stars, American Idol, Girlicious, Bachelor/Bachelorette, etc. It's no wonder people brains are turning to mush, it gives a new meaning to the term "Idiot Box". -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 6, 2011, 7:34 pm

Full House - TV Shows
I remember seeing that episode where Stephanie had to wear glasses and for some reason Steve Urkel (from Family Matters) was there. When a there a crossover episode when character from another show appears, it usually means the writers ran out of ideas and/or are lazy. I think it was also around the time right before or during the "Michelle Tanner Era" when it truly BTF. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 6, 2011, 7:14 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
PLYrulz, that is very true. The WWF did complete against WCW and later on ECW for the ratings. Vince had the amp the action up just to keep up with them especially with ECW. Personally I didn't mind the WWE being PG that much though, as long it is enjoyable for everyone. -- Submitted By: () on April 6, 2011, 6:49 pm

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
I'm more worried about which seat Rebecca Black is going to take today while a bunch of 13-year-olds driving cars? Joking aside and being serious, if this what passes to be called music now then help us all please. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 6, 2011, 6:16 pm

As Time Goes By - TV Shows
This was a fantastic show with wonderful acting. The facial expressions alone could sometimes tell the story. Such well fleshed-out characters that you cared about them. You wanted them to work out their problems and to slap them when they made bone-headed mistakes in their relationships. Such a great show. Never BTF. -- Submitted By: (Tkieron) on April 6, 2011, 5:50 pm

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
I never said the song is fine aside from the songwriting and auto-tune, I just said that those were the biggest problems. The song is horrible. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 6, 2011, 12:31 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
Vince never really wanted the attitude era, and the blood, sex, and violence associated with it, it was just he had no choice unless he wanted the WWF to become extinct in the Monday Night Wars. I don't mind the WWE being PG, I just think at times, they do make things a little too kiddy, and not think of the adults. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 6, 2011, 7:48 am

Who, The - Music Groups
I agree about Quadrophenia being the last great album, though their next one, The Who By Numbers, was pretty good. They should have retired at that point and stayed retired. And Keith shouldn't have gone to Paul McCartney's house on that dark night in 1978.... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 4:07 am

Bagpipes - Random Topics
Speaking as a son of good MacDonald stock, I must observe that we chased so many Englishmen off battlefields to the sound of the pipes that they finally decided (very wisely) that their chances of winning the next battle were much better with our music on their side. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 3:49 am

Tea Party - Random Topics
The Tea Party began to lose credibility when it went from a gathering of sensible fiscal conservatives to a movement dominated by the not-so-sensible evangelical right. (I'm not sure exactly when that transformation occurred, but it's unfortunate that it occurred at all.) Would the TP ever throw its support behind a fiscally conservative proponent of small government who also happened to be an atheist? Not on your life. -- Submitted By: () on April 6, 2011, 3:30 am

Bowl Championship Series (BCS) - Random Topics
Take every Div-1A conference winner (or, in the case of two-division conferences, the two division winners), add the remaining schools (including indies) with the best records, for a total of 32 schools, then do a basketball-style playoff series. That's four rounds, plus the national championship game. Start the series in mid-December, with games every Saturday, and only a week between the semifinal games and the final (which would take place around the third Saturday in January). No postseason for 6-6 teams, no popularity-contest bowl invites, no weird BCS mathematical formulas. Problem solved. (You're welcome, America.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 3:13 am

Cap'n Crunch - Random Topics
Cap'n Crunch boned with the proliferation of flavors, each more nutritionally vacuous than the last. And the ads started to go downhill with the replacement (due to his death) of Daws Butler as the voice of the Cap'n. But hey, they recently unretired Jean LaFoote the Barefoot Pirate, so all is not lost. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 2:38 am

IHOP - Random Topics
IHOP started to go south when the company began pressuring its waitresses - whose job is already tough enough - to sell gift cards and beg diners to participate in online reviews of their performance. As is the case with so many other corporations, the stupid execs need to quit riding the workers in the trenches (and to allow me to eat my French toast in peace). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 2:22 am

Nobel Peace Prize - Random Topics
In a perfect world, the only legitimate candidates for Nobel Peace Prizes would be actual humanitarians: people who devote their lives to helping others, in ways we can all measure, and without a desire for personal gain. In a perfect world, no politician would be eligible for such an award, simply by virtue of the fact that the pursuit of power - the psychosis which drives every politician, including those we admire - is the antithesis of selfless devotion to others. In a perfect world.......Ahh, but we live on Earth instead. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 2:10 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
Completely boneproof. They broke up at the height of their brilliance. All other opinions are nonsense. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 1:50 am

Robert Duvall - Celebrities
So now we know there are at least five idiots in this world - the five who cast "Boned From the Start" votes. (Maybe they mistook this for the Shelly Duvall page....) Robert D is incapable of a less than brilliant performance; everything he does is utterly compelling. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 1:41 am

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
When they started to have a PG rating. All the wrestling and the storylines became too tame. I remember they used to have stuff like "Bra and Panties" Match, Billy Gunn is actually allowed to called Mr. Ass, and of course The Godfather and the ho train. I agree that the "Attitude Era" is the best one with DX, Steven Austin, The Rock and the Mchanon-Helmsey arc. I think the Invasion arc is where they reach their peak. The Invasion arc itself didn't BTF for me personailly but the aftermath is. After the Invasion arc, I think they just ran out of ideas being they brought WCW/ECW and there was no other wresting show to complete anymore other than the fact that there was few moments there like NWO, Triple H vs Shawn Michael but that's all. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 5, 2011, 8:11 pm

Brendan Fraser - Celebrities
Being a heterosexual male I don't find him as gorgeous as Lojo does but he's not bad. A bit over the top with some of his goofy roles but I don't expect any actor these days to be Lawrence Olivier anyway. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 6:18 pm

Liberalism - Random Topics
Let the record show that it is a representative of the liberal side that's had to resort to name calling. Just like a libby to do that since they can't successfully argue their point otherwise since even most of THEM don't really understand why they subscribe to that way of thinking. Here's an idea, why don't you create a blog and call me whatever you want there (like a certain RED HEAD from a while back) and leave this site to the people who can actually carry on civil discourse without acting 13, 'k? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 6:12 pm

National Public Radio - Random Topics
Lojo, that's the truest description of NPR I've ever seen. Bravo!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 6:07 pm

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
So what you're saying is, other than the lyrics and the way they're sung, the song is just fine? LOL I didn't just decide this was the worst song ever after looking up how everyone else thought about it on the net, that was my opinion AS I WAS HEARING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. And just how do 8th graders "party" on the weekend anyway? Raid their parents' medicine cabinet? Or do I even want to know? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 6:06 pm

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
RATM is like people who move to America from other nations and then complain about how horrible/inferior America is while never moving back because they're too busy raking in American money. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 6:01 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
ChubbyRain, how do we know for sure LSD *isn't* being put into drinking water? Maybe the only reason I'm not part of the "love everything that's garbage" crowd is that I never drink from the tap or water fountains, hmmm... I will go to my grave believing the government/media are intentionally brainwashing people into being mindless sheep. There's just no way this many people could be this stupid all on their own. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 5:59 pm

CatDog - TV Shows
While not one of the best cartoons ever, I liked CatDog. I loved the voice of Jim Cummings as cat. Everyone asks the same question: "How do they go to the bathroom?" I was hoping I could find some clues. Like when Cat licks himself, Dog coughs up a hairball. When Dog eats hot sauce, Cat burps out flames. I remember one episode where Lola (the third wheel) caught them in the act. All we saw was Dog stand there, close his eyes and sigh. Then Lola snapped a picture. Dog was upset because she learned the secret of how they went to the bathroom. On Lola's part, that was sick. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 5, 2011, 5:56 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
Reality shows spread like a virus to cable networks as well. Sigh...no wonder people are watching TV less, myself included. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 5, 2011, 5:47 pm

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
If you're rich and you rail against capitalism, you are a hypocrite. Nobody's allowed to be rich except you? It's like a man demanding others to be faithful to their spouses while himself having several extramarital affairs. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 5, 2011, 5:44 pm

Atheism - Random Topics
Militant atheists would be wise to follow your "live-and-let-live" lead, Soggy9000. I too feel negatively about televangelists; they're exploiting religion to make big money. That's wrong, end of story. Saying they're religious is like saying people who make and sell bootleg Star Trek merchandise (like action figures painted in the wrong colors!) are die-hard Trekkies. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 5, 2011, 5:35 pm

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
When one preaches something, I expect them to practice it. When you spout off communism, yet take advantage of a capitalist system , I find that hypocritical. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 5, 2011, 4:09 pm

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
I'd say the biggest problems with that song (and there are a lot) are the songwriting ("Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards"?) and the fact that it uses enough Auto-Tune to make Ke$ha blush. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 5, 2011, 1:39 pm

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
Oh please, like none of you manipulate a given system to your own advantage. Is this bone the fish or bone the left? -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 5, 2011, 11:54 am

Reality Television - Random Topics
I find myself watching less and less TV all the time, while there are some gems out there (Breaking Bad) hidden amongst the detritus, TV has become a wasteland of Epic proportions. And to hear the Sheeple get excited about "Dancing with the Stars" and "American Idol", they should just start pumping LSD into the drinking water at this point, it would have the same effect. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 5, 2011, 6:24 am

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
I had to laugh this morning, someone finally submitted that "Rage Against the Machine" never boned- because they "ROCK". Wah Wah, I hate America....And I work for SONY records! You revolutionary corporate employee hypocrites are so dangerous these days. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 5, 2011, 6:22 am

Rebecca Black - Music Groups
I simply couldn't believe nobody added Rebecca Black as a topic yet, so I did it :-) Seriously, I had the extreme misfortune of being subjected to that "Friday" abomination of a song and let's just say she could be this site's new patron saint. It's a good thing there weren't any sharp objects around, or I'd have jabbed out both eardrums. There truly are no words... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 5, 2011, 5:04 am

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
A lot of the crap in WWE nowadays can be traced back to when they bought out WCW. No competition = stale product. TNA doesn't count as competition. WCW at it's worst was still better than TNA at it's best. But yeah, around the same time as the merger, Rock and Austin slowly phased out. Foley too. Then the horrible InVasion angle. Yeah, that was it. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 5, 2011, 12:41 am

National Public Radio - Random Topics
National Pompous Radio -- Submitted By: (lojo) on April 4, 2011, 10:12 pm

Brendan Fraser - Celebrities
OK, so he's not the greatest actor in the world (by FAR) but he's so gorgeous he makes me weak... -- Submitted By: (lojo) on April 4, 2011, 9:35 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
A result of Hollywood giving up on producing quality entertainment around the late 90s-early 2000s. See also: Most 3-D movies, most current pop music, etc. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 4, 2011, 9:24 pm

Liberalism - Random Topics
DolFan, you are an idiot. Everything you say can be applied to conservatives equally. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 9:22 pm

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
Everyone's criticism of Olbermann can be equally said about O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Beck, etc. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 8:00 pm

West Wing, The - TV Shows
Wow, what's with all the right wingers on this site? TWW never boned for me. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:56 pm

Breaking Bad - TV Shows
The show isn't even finished, and it's already a masterpiece. Hope they don't go past 5 seasons though. Quit while you're ahead. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:51 pm

Babylon 5 - TV Shows
Everything after Season 4 was mediocre. This includes S5, and all the spinoffs. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:49 pm

WIRE, The - TV Shows
Never boned. While the final season was shaky, it was still MILES ahead of any other drama on TV. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:27 pm

Dance Dance Revolution - Random Topics
Agreed with first comment. Supernova was meh. I miss Extreme. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:18 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean - Movie Series
Loved 1. 2 was terrible. Refuse to see 3. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:12 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
As far as the SHOW goes, it slowly boned from 2009-2010. A mixture of Howard getting vocally castrated by Beth, then Artie leaving and trying to kill himself. Yeah, it hasn't been the same since. I think 2008 was the last year I made an effort to listen. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 7:10 pm

Metallica - Music Groups
Boned: Load Unboned: Death Magnetic -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:47 pm

Ministry - Music Groups
Never boned. They evolved with the times, and frankly, I think the anti-Bush trilogy was some of their best work, especially when compared to the 3 albums that came before it (filth pig, dark side of the spoon, animosity) -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:42 pm

Star Trek: Enterprise - TV Shows
2 words: nazi aliens. How is that not a choice? -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:39 pm

Lost - TV Shows
I couldn't get past the 5th season. The show REALLY suffered from writing on the fly. I picture the infinite monkeys writing that show. Terrible. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 4, 2011, 6:32 pm

Atheism - Random Topics
I like this Soggy9000 guy :-) Seriously, why can't more atheists be like him? Besides, the existence of God and science is NOT mutually exclusive, no matter what the media wants you to believe. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 4, 2011, 6:03 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
Soggy9000 might have a point. Is it so far fetched to believe that all these celebs coming out of the woodwork the past decade really are part of a sinister alien plot to take over Earth? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 4, 2011, 6:01 pm

Full House - TV Shows
This show was so sickeningly syrupy sweet and deadly to diabetics that Bob Saget has spent the last 16 years doing a 180 with "adult themed" standup to shed the stereotype. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 4, 2011, 5:58 pm

CatDog - TV Shows
This show may not have been that great, but I would be dishonest if I said I wasn't a fan of it when I was younger. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 3, 2011, 8:58 pm

All in the Family - TV Shows
Went downhill when Gloria and Mike left and then a maid came to the show and then Gloria and Mike divorced and Maude was spun off as well the Jeffersons. -- Submitted By: (mozillia) on April 3, 2011, 4:26 pm

Cold Pizza - TV Shows
Show went downhill when Thea Andrews, Kit Hoover, and Dawn Yaneck were kicked out of the show. Then came Dana Jacobson. Since then it became First Take with various people debating Skip Bayless. Dana has improved over the years, but sportscenter is much better. -- Submitted By: (mozillia) on April 3, 2011, 4:13 pm

Steve Martin - Celebrities
While I miss the "Wild and Crazy Guy" era, I appreciate Martin's desire to expand his horizons over the last 30 years. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:51 pm

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Celebrities
That wasn't just any tough guy who knocked him out, it was the legendary Chuck Zito. (Van Damme had it coming too.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:38 pm

Deep Purple - Music Groups
Deep Purple began to lose my interest when Ian Gillen left in '73. Their performance at Cal Jam the following year was overrated, and Blackmore's increasing domination of the band did nothing at all for their overall quality. The only decent album they recorded after Burn (1973) was House of Blue Light 14 years later (not coincidentally with Gillan back on vocals). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:35 pm

Ricky Gervais - Celebrities
Asking a largely American crowd to rate the shelf life of a guy most of them don't understand is sort of odd. Gervais is brilliant and highly entertaining but too much of his work goes over the heads (or under the radar) of too many of my fellow Yanks. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:09 pm

Bobby Fischer - Celebrities
Talk about a no-brainer! Fischer gutted and boned an ocean of fish when he refused to defend his world title in 1975. It was all downhill for him from there, and the only skill he was ever able to demonstrate from that point - and maybe from as far back as the day after he won the title in '72 - was his ability to generate bad karma. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 1:57 pm

Kung Fu - TV Shows
The last few episodes of the series formed a story arc in which Caine finds his nephew, then his long-lost brother. It was very soap-operatic, and it deviated so far from the show's regular formula (and its philosophical heart) that it might have constituted the Bone Moment of the series had Kung Fu continued for further seasons. Generally, though, the show never really went south. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 1:47 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
Mr. Zimpy, I wouldn't necessarly say no longer fun to watch. The WWE had its moments from 2001 onwards, it just seems as time has gone on, those moments have become fewer and farther between. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:19 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
I say Fox is responsible for the degeneration of television with "Realicrap" TV. Other networks started with something reasonable (Survivor was actually good, something I would actually watch), then Fox started serving the lowest common denominator, and it just went downhill from there between most of the networks. MTV and Fox seem to be the worst culprits. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:17 pm

Lawyers - Random Topics
What was the joke? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:14 pm

Garbage Pail Kids - Random Topics
I have no respect for anyone that cowers to someone who complains about them making a parody of their product. If that really was to be the case that we couldn't make parodies of things, Weird Al, MAD Magazine, and Saturday Night Live would of been out of business a long time ago. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 2, 2011, 5:12 pm

Full House - TV Shows
Yes Joey We are laughing at you not with you -- Submitted By: (MisierL) on April 2, 2011, 2:04 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Happy (belated) second birthday, BTF! Pages load a lot faster with me with this new server. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 2, 2011, 10:07 am

Garbage Pail Kids - Random Topics
I've seen those same packs of GPK cards at Target as well, Robert - looks like they're doing flashback series (remember the days of the classic Garbage Pail Kids like Adam Bomb, Bye Bye Bobby, and Jolted Joel. If I wasn't strapped for cash at the time, I might have indulged in a pack or two, so I don't know if they went with the "pre-Coleco complaint" look or the redesign after said complaint. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 2, 2011, 10:06 am

Dexter's Laboratory - TV Shows
Let's not forget that many of the people who worked on the first 2 seasons (such as Butch Hartman, Seth McFarlane, and even creator Genndy Tartakovsky) had no involvement in the third and forth season, which explains why they seem to pale in comparison to the originals. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 1, 2011, 6:12 pm

Wild Wild West, The - TV Shows
Great show. I was actually thinking of The Wild Wild West the other day and it occured to me that this show was almost kind of a proto-Steam Punk. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on April 1, 2011, 5:25 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
I lost my TV reception during the digital switchover (thanks to Presidents Bush and Obama), but I really don't miss it much. SO much reality garbage now. I don't get why people make fun of '70s variety shows; these reality shows are so much worse. I keep waiting for the fad to end, but it never does. Kind of like rap music. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 1, 2011, 3:09 pm

That's Life (1998) - TV Shows
While filming a guest spot for ABC's "Fantasy Island" revival, stand-up comic and former school teacher Gerry Red Wilson died of undiagnosed meningitis on November 21, 1998. He was 37 years old. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 1, 2011, 3:05 pm

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
She's slowly becoming passe and I think everyone will be better off because of this. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 1, 2011, 12:57 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Is it time for a new patron saint? I think it might be!!! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2011, 8:34 am

Reality Television - Random Topics
The only true "reality TV" are news shows (and some of THEM are debatable.) Everything else is unreal, and nothing is more unreal than the foolishness known as Reality TV. The programs are all filmed on Bizarro Earth and broadcast to our unsuspecting planet, probably for the purpose of turning everyone on Regular Earth against America. (They're doing a fine job of it too.) Also, it's no coincidence that the name "Kardashian" sounds suspiciously similar to the name of the evil alien race on Star Trek DS9. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 6:09 am

Boston - Random Topics
Boston would be a nice town if it didn't have so many Bostonians. Those people invented rude - and they keep reinventing it every day. (No, I'm not a New Yorker, perish the thought.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:56 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
Frank Costanza buys it, as I recall. That's probably your primary demographic these days. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:49 am

Atheism - Random Topics
I'm an atheist, more or less, and even I don't like militant, in-your-face atheists. If people want to live by a set of fables, why should I care? Why should I be angry at them? And why should I feel compelled to tell them they are wrong? Atheists who are so gung-ho to ridicule people who believe in deities are no better than obnoxious door-to-door religion peddlers or sleazy TV evangelists. They give live-and-let-live atheists like me a bad name. Bottom line: They are no more in touch with the Absolute Truth than a religious person is. (And neither am I. We ALL confuse what we believe with what we know.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:46 am

Lawyers - Random Topics
True story: I once told a lawyer joke to a friend; it wasn't a particularly offensive joke but it was overheard by an actual lawyer who then threatened to sue me. I pointed out to him the irony in his making such a threat - he was basically confirming the stereotype behind the joke - but my comment went right over his pointy little head. (A head adorned with a ponytail, as I recall - not that there's anything wrong with that....) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:28 am

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - Random Topics
Pop is not rock. Rap is not rock. R&B, as great as it is, is not rock. Easy listening DEFINITELY is not rock. And the whole idea of a committee of non-musicians choosing from among artists - setting them up as competitors - for the purpose of giving them stupid popularity-contest awards, is 180 degrees away from what rock is supposed to be all about. The Sex Pistols are right: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is nothing but a urine stain. (So are the Grammys and every other music award. Eddie Vedder said it best when accepting a Grammy on behalf of Pearl Jam: "I don't think this really means anything.") -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 5:10 am

Hugo Chavez - Celebrities
One can only get so much traction from "I hate the USA" as a justification for holding power. I couldn't care less what he thinks of America, provided he showed some respect for the rights of his own people. But he is at heart just another dime-a-dozen self-interested tyrant who talks a good game about democracy and freedom from tyranny but doesn't back it up with his actions. It's for that reason, and not because he hates the USA (which is frankly irrelevant in my view), that he deserves to be forcibly retired. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 1, 2011, 4:21 am

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