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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Smallville - TV Shows
I'm going to be to real sad once this show is gone. I know Clark is getting closer to Superman, Clark and Lois almost getting married to each other and Lex made his full tranformation to a supervillian but it still seems like it's going to be empty without Smallville on the CW (on TV for the fact) anymore. They had been mostly good episodes as well as few not-so good ones but Smallville will never boned. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 25, 2011, 3:08 pm

France - Random Topics
The French are what they are. They view their country, their principles, their language, and their culture as superior to all others - just like Americans view theirs, and Chinese view theirs, and Russians view theirs, and Arabs view theirs. The French are smug and arrogant, but no more so than we Americans are, and I am no more interested than a Frenchman would be in evaluating France or any other country by its usefulness to America, or by the degree to which it is willing or unwilling to help achieve America's goals. That kind of perspective is not only selfish but childishly stupid. Also, while the cliche of French military incompetence (or the corollary cliche of French cowardice) makes for some good jokes, it's really not grounded in reality. (It's rather like the '70s fiction that people of Polish heritage are dumb.) HOWEVER, the French really do need to learn a thing or two from their German neighbors about personal hygiene.... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 2:55 pm

Zachary Quinto - Celebrities
I agree, he makes a excellent Spock as well he also makes a excellent villian like Sylar too! -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 25, 2011, 2:51 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
I decided to re-submit the "never boned" option, just for the sake of it (although I personally don't think he's never boned). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 25, 2011, 2:49 pm

Ryan Seacrest - Celebrities
Sometimes I flip past his radio show during my drive to work in the morning in SoCal. He has this absolutely terrible segment where someone calls in suspecting their significant other is cheating on them. Ryan then calls the significant other and sends them flowers to see their response. Either way, the significant other accepts the flowers or doesn't. No matter the response, everyone is a loser. The caller for either being wrong or being right, but with everyone knowing, the significant other for either looking like a complete sleaze or ignorant of their mate, and Ryan for being the jerk to pull the whole thing off. Yuck. Seacrest... Out! -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 25, 2011, 2:36 pm

Vampire Diaries - TV Shows
Isn't this more or less a lame attempt to rip off True Blood? -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 25, 2011, 2:30 pm

Rock music - Random Topics
Most of the previous posts on this subject appear to be written by wheezy geezers stuck in the '60s and '70s. Folks, rock has not boned. Neither has metal. Both are constantly being re-energized by new ideas - progressive, glam, punk, post-punk, New Wave, thrash metal, death/doom metal, gothic, industrial, college rock, indie/alternative in its various forms, grunge, Britpop, dream pop/shoegazer, emo, nu metal, metalcore, rap rock, and on and on - and there is plenty of interesting new stuff being composed all the time, as anyone under the age of thirty would be happy to tell you. (For the record, I'm in my 50s but am not fixated on the music of my youth like the rest of my annoyingly sentimental generation, preferring instead to follow and appreciate the continuing evolution of the greatest music revolution since Bach first sat down at his harpsichord.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 2:29 pm

Boston Red Sox - Random Topics
Like the old song goes, "Meet the new empire, same as the old empire...." The swiftness with which the Sox, and far too many of their fans, adopted the insufferable arrogance and entitlement mentality of their greatest rival was breathtaking to behold. One could almost wish for a new 86-year curse to descend on them..... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 1:48 pm

World Series of Poker, The - Random Topics
I like poker as much as the next person, and the concept of televised poker tournaments isn't intrinsically dumb. My complaint here is that all these shows - ALL of them, as far as I can tell - feature ONLY Texas Hold 'Em, as if that is the only style of poker in existence. Why don't they follow other poker variants? (I have the same complaint about televised pool competitions, which ALWAYS feature 9-ball and nothing else. I don't understand the mentality behind this; is it just a matter of dumbing things down for the audience?) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 1:39 pm

Pet Rock - Random Topics
It's always nice to see someone other than a politician benefit from tapping into the American Herd Mentality. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 1:29 pm

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
Kids today - what're you gonna do? -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 25, 2011, 1:20 pm

Jesse Ventura - Celebrities
Ventura boned the moment he traded his rasslin' tights for a Hollywood career (as modest as it turned out to be). Then he ate the bones when he got into politics. However, I will say in his favor that he appears to sincerely believe that both major parties, and the ideologies that guide them, stink to high heaven. His libertarianism, and his distrust of the twin monoliths of the right and the left, seem to be genuine, and I can't fault that at all. And as for the conspiracy-theory nonsense, I'm not sure how much of it he truly buys into and how much he peddles just for the sake of his TV show's ratings. (I suspect the latter is largely the case, just as it is with Art Bell.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 1:13 pm

Clint Eastwood - Celebrities
Careerwise, Clint never boned and never will. As a person, he's yanked a few fish out of the water over the years but has never quite gotten to the point of tearing out their spines. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 12:55 pm

Michelle Pfeiffer - Celebrities
Ms Pfeiffer boned 23 years ago, when she turned down my marriage proposal (which was submitted soon after I first beheld her in Dangerous Liaisons). How my poor heart managed to mend I'll never know. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 12:50 pm

Bud Selig - Celebrities
This is REALLY easy: Bud Selig boned enough fish to fill Lake Michigan when he and a few other malcontent owners cold-bloodedly muscled an honorable gentleman named Fay Vincent out of the commissioner's job in 1992. Predictably, Selig has proven to be the most pro-owner commissioner in baseball history, and the number of wise moves he has made in the last nineteen years can be counted on the fingers of one hand - even if that hand has been mangled in an industrial accident. The sooner he retires, the better. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 12:43 pm

Kate Middleton - Celebrities
Seems to be a fine would-be queen consort thus far. But that's what we thought of someone else thirty years ago.... Still, as a 12th-generation Yank who abhors the whole notion of royalty (and is not overly charmed by royal romances, or by pomp and pageantry in general), I have no stake in how this young lady's relationship with either her husband or her country may turn out, and can only nod approvingly at the dignified manner in which she appears to comport herself. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 12:24 pm

Zachary Quinto - Celebrities
He hasn't been in the business nearly long enough to bone. And I agree that he has thus far proven to be an excellent Spock. Happily, the factors which conspired to typecast Mr Nimoy for so much of his career are pretty much absent from Mr Quinto's landscape. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 12:15 pm

Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest..., The - TV Shows
A clever concept poorly executed. The irony of having borderline-retarded "celebs" comment on the antics of borderline-retarded criminals is about as subtle as a runaway train. But since I don't live in a trailer park or wear a mullet or sport tattoos on my neck or labor under a meth addiction, and am therefore outside the show's target demographic, why should I care? -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 25, 2011, 12:06 pm

Bristol Palin - Celebrities
I somewhat disagree. Unless her mother is that coniving and evil that she is pretty much forcing her daughter into the spotlight, all she has to do is just try her best to stay out of the spotlight, not take up every single offer out there to whore herself out there. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 25, 2011, 3:21 am

Cracked - Websites
Too many smartasses on there. -- Submitted By: (JimPickens) on April 25, 2011, 12:06 am

Richard Nixon - Celebrities
I was going to point out that the Watergate break-ins took place in 1972, not 1973, and that the cover-up began in '72 as well. But that would be nitpicking; the White House concealment strategy ramped up bigtime in '73, and I'm kind of hazy on exactly when our favorite "unindicted co-conspirator" officially began to join in the cover-up. Such a shame that he did, because it really didn't have to be. Nixon could have disowned the burglary plot, washed his hands of Mitchell, denounced and fired Haldeman and Ehrlichman, and cooperated with the investigators in an open and honest manner. His presidency would have been saved, and his reputation today would be alot better than it is. But no; his instincts were to be sneaky and dishonest, and those instincts ruined him. Was Lyndon Johnson as sneaky and dishonest? Hell yes, and arguably even more than Nixon. But that doesn't excuse Nixon. As for "Dick" as a shortened form of "Richard", it goes back to the English habit of giving things nicknames which rhyme with their real names. By the late Middle Ages, "Rick" had begun to appear as a diminutive of "Richard" - this derived from the first part of the Latin name for Richard, "Ricardus" - and from there it was only a matter of coming up with rhyming sounds. ("Hick" was an early nickname for Richard too, but it didn't have the staying power of "Dick" - though the related surname Hicks survives.) Plus the pre-Norman English didn't care for the French-imported version of the "R" sound back then, which is why "Molly" became a nickname for "Mary", "Sally" became a nickname for "Sarah", "Dolly" became a nickname for "Dorothy", and "Hal" became a nickname for "Harry" (which was itself a nickname for "Henry"). And then there's the name "Spiro"..... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 24, 2011, 11:27 pm

Liberace - Celebrities
Trying to determine when or whether Liberace boned the fish is rather like trying to measure the weight of the Earth with a bathroom scale; not only can it not be done, we don't even possess the right tools with which to do it. Liberace was from a different universe, where the laws of physics are vastly different from our own. Making an accurate appraisal of him would require us to travel to his universe and employ that universe's rules of logic - something which would make our brains explode. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 24, 2011, 10:36 pm

Bristol Palin - Celebrities
Some people manipulate their surroundings, and some people are swept along by them. Sarah Palin is in the first group; her daughter is in the second. I see no cunning or calculation in Bristol's actions; I think she is simply a young woman dragged into the limelight by her association with a deeply ambitious mother. I won't say she has been "used" by her mother, precisely, but it's undeniable that she's been used by a good many others looking to capitalize in one way or another from the Palin name. (For example, the producers of Dancing with the Stars.) As such, I think she is just a more or less decent kid trying to make her uncertain way in the world of sudden fame, and is mostly innocent of the charge of attention-whoredom (though her mother is not). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 24, 2011, 10:16 pm

Donald Trump - Celebrities
Man, if the Repubs think this will be their man (or Palin their woman), as I said before, prepare for 4 more years of Obama... Vote Third Parties if you can (or write in candidates if you can) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 24, 2011, 9:45 pm

South Park - TV Shows
To go back to my earlier comment about South Park, I don't think they are overly preachy, and when they rip on something, they rip it in such a way that if you disagree with it, you better have a good point, otherwise, you are the very person that they are ripping on, and they usually go off on the right things to rip on. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 24, 2011, 9:44 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Isn't it always fun to notice that the most chronic complainers are ones who usually don't do jack? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 24, 2011, 9:41 pm

Donald Trump - Celebrities
Trump Presidential nomination=4 more years of Obama. This ass-clown needs to go back to his stupid game show -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on April 24, 2011, 8:21 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Still havent seen anyone take the 10 seconds to put "Never Boned" in for Bill Clinton...... I mean where is the outrage and demand for this? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 24, 2011, 5:51 pm

Archie Comics - Random Topics
Kevin the gay character is getting his own title. I hated Archie comics before they became overtly politically correct, so hating Archie and the Archie brand of comics is staying the same for me. http://westfieldcomics.com/comic-books/Veronica-Veronica-Presents-Kevin-Keller-1/11040848 -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 24, 2011, 5:50 pm

Anime - Random Topics
Just finished watching OUTLAW STAR from 1998- great anime for everyone to check out. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 24, 2011, 5:49 pm

Rihanna - Music Groups
Never have been that into her music, but when she came out with the "S&M" song, that was it for me in taking her seriously. When you whine and complain about how abusive your old boyfriend is and then come out with a song about how you love to abuse men, I can't take you seriously anymore. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 24, 2011, 4:19 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
There is going to be negativity on a website devoted to chronicling when something started to suck. Though I wonder if politicians, political parties, and religions (and animals) really should be here. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 24, 2011, 1:58 pm

Prince - Music Groups
I'm not sure how to approach this one. As an artist, Prince has threatened to bone numerous times but hasn't quite gone all the way; his work after about 1992 has been wildly uneven, with some really wretched albums alternating with albums, like Musicology and 3121, that are not much worse than his '80s classics. As a person, however, the guy has been walking around with a well-used fish-filleting knife in his hand for a looooooong time. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

Rate My Teachers - Websites
A dubious site. I live in the town - Forks, WA - where the Twilight books and movies are set; I just checked the page for Forks High School teachers, only to find that several of the names are of Twilight characters rather than real people. And of the real teachers, some are listed under two or even three different spellings. (I wonder if the harshest scores were awarded by the students with the poorest spelling skills.) How do we know a disproportionate number of the scores given to teachers on this site were not entered by juvie-bound Alternative School inmates - er, students - who naturally hate everybody but their meth supplier? Again, Good Intentions Gone Bad may be the moral of this project (as it seems to be with so many other sites these days, arguably including Bone the Fish itself). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 11:42 pm

Big Mouth Billy Bass - Random Topics
But it made for a good scene in a Sopranos episode. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 11:26 pm

Angelina Jolie - Celebrities
You people really are a hoot. I have a feeling some of you don't have a positive thing to say about anybody, and are here because this site offers such a target-rich environment for trollish personalities. Or maybe you're just dominated by sadistic 300-pound wives and need an outlet for your impotent frustrations. (If Bone the Fish prints this post I'll be amazed, but it probably won't keep me from cancelling my membership in the next few days. Too much exposure to the sort of relentless negativity one finds here, day after day, just isn't healthy.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 11:23 pm

Carrie Underwood - Celebrities
I have zero interest in her music, but I find her just too darn adorable to believe she could bone so much as a tadpole. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 11:11 pm

Donald Trump - Celebrities
Kudos to Bill Cosby for challenging Trump to shit or get off the pot. All Trump could offer in response was some mealy-mouthed crap about how he has to wait for The Apprentice to wrap for the season before officially announcing his candidacy so he won't violate any campaign rules regarding TV exposure. ("Ooohh, it's so very important to America that the Apprentice be allowed to complete an entire season...") The only thing this narcissistic puke wants is publicity. And the fact that so many Republicans think he'd be an acceptable president - at least if one choose to believe those polls - tells me there are alot of really retarded people out there. (Not that this was an earthshaking revelation....) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 11:07 pm

Ron Howard - Celebrities
First point: I'm not sure The Da Vinci Code is "anti-Christian", but I'm quite sure it's grossly anti-factual. (That goes for the book too; Dan Brown's research was criminally sloppy, and there are so many factual errors in the book that it may as well have been about the art and architecture and history of a largely different parallel-universe version of Europe.) But I don't blame Ron Howard for that. Second point: It's unfortunate that so many posts on this site are politically oriented. Can't we examine the merits of a person or TV show or musical group without resorting to attacking (or applauding) their political views? I wish I could find a nice place on the Net where ugly things like politics were not allowed, and where folks like me who are not politically obsessed could enjoy a respite from all that sort of crap. Clearly Bone the Fish is no such site, and that's a pity. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 10:46 pm

South Park - TV Shows
A-HA! My friend DolFan complains about actors who use their status as a political soapbox - and then he lauds Parker & Stone for using South Park to "bash the right people" (which of course means "people on the left"). If political advocacy is good for the goose, why is it not good for the gander? The fact is that South Park, while generally right-leaning, is not obnoxiously so, and is willing to take shots at right-of-center targets too. (Need I remind any of you of the classic 8th-season episode "Goobacks"?) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 10:30 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
DolFan, your disgust at the corporate publicity machine that has turned this (talented but far from brilliant) kid into a commodity is completely understandable. And to the degree that his desire for fame and fortune - a desire shared by millions of our fellow citizens - is okay with it as a means to an end, I can't fault you for turning a jaundiced eye on HIM as well as on the machine itself. But that's the way the game is played these days. Would you have Bieber forgo a musical career altogether out of some high-minded desire to avoid being packaged and sold as he has been? That's my point: Never mind what these coldblooded corporate entities have done with him; what specifically has HE done to earn not only disdain but naked contempt from so many grownups? And what could he have done to have avoided that contempt? (Become a Tea Party member?) I'm sorry, but I'm just not into despising law-abiding people who have done me no wrong; only a select few get to be on my enemies list. (This helps to keep my blood pressure low.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 10:17 pm

George Clooney - Celebrities
This site is not an appropriate (let alone an adequate) venue for a political debate. Nor do I share Clooney's overall view of the world, or the double standards by which he operates. But no one advocates for an ideology in the knowledge or belief - or the hope - that that ideology will bring ruin to his or her country. It simply isn't done. And this habit partisans (admittedly on both sides) have of saying that "Nobody with any sense would adopt a philosophy which differs from mine" is about as weak a polemical barb as "Liar liar pants on fire". Do all people with IQs above, say, 130 follow the same belief system? Not the last time I checked. (Though perhaps William F Buckley and Noam Chomsky were secretly on the same ideological wavelength but kept it to themselves....) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 9:49 pm

Sondra Locke - Celebrities
She boned the moment she first sunk her claws into her most famous boyfriend... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 9:26 pm

Johnny Cash - Music Groups
The fact that three different generations adore the guy - and that artists from all three lined up for a chance to collaborate with him - argues pretty strongly for his boneproof status. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 9:23 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Like Soggy, I'm a moderate/centrist/independent/whatever and I'm an equal opportunity critic. Here's what I've thought of the last three Presidents: Clinton: A sleazy liar who won't go away and left behind an impending mess. Bush Jr.: An idiot who was dealt a crappy hand. He made plenty of mistakes and left behind a mess, but was criticized by the media more than he should have been. Obama: A fame whore who used a stupid chant ("yes we can!") and the word "change" to win over minorities and college students. Notice how we are still in wars and the media dares not to criticize him. There, three Presidents, three criticisms. Proof that this isn't a GOP only board. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 23, 2011, 9:06 pm

Prince - Music Groups
When his weirdness and arrogance overtook his music. That happened in the mid 90s, when he changed his name to the symbol and became a Jehovah's Witness (?) all the while still writing songs with sexually strong lyrics and vulgarity. This man is the biggest walking hypocrite alive. Like his song says, I don't know if he's gay/straight, black/white, man/woman, I don't know. I think that's a part of his schtick, keep people off balance by claiming one thing while doing actions that are completely the opposite of what you claim to be. I still love many of his songs from the 80s-mid 90s, but he's one weird dude. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 23, 2011, 8:57 pm

Popeye - TV Shows
The spinach thing was based on junk science of the time that has since been disproven. http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/45246 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 23, 2011, 8:51 pm

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
I remember hearing about this guy in high school in the '90s when his career really took off. My friends told me how awful and outrageous he was. Then finally I listened to his show and thought it was just plain boring. Just one guy yapping nonstop about boring stuff with only an occasional, heavily-screened sycophantic caller. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 23, 2011, 8:42 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Robert is correct, "never boned" for Bill CLinton was spammed by Bots with over 8000 votes, and thus , along with several dozen spam bot liberal "never boned" topics were deleted back in February of 2010. The user that was running that ring was "yuanmoons" our own bitter libral vote stacker- remember that name BTF users? Anyway, the funny thing is that some of the deleted reasons that had 1000's of votes have been re-submitted by a few users, and they get votes. Ironically, I see that a new user is complaining that there isnt a "Never boned" for Bill Clinton, and it is "The GOP's fault" on the site. Sorry my slow fish boning friend, it's because nobody cared enough to submit it in over 14 months- and this includes you if you are complaining about it. So stop being a fish boning whiner, and submit the reason(s) that you are accusing everyone else of not posting for you. The sad fact is, nobody really thinks that much of Bill Clinton to submit it, and the truth often times hurts. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 23, 2011, 8:29 pm

It's Me Or the Dog - TV Shows
I had to stop watching when I found myself hoping Victoria could train me, if ya know what I mean ^_^ -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 23, 2011, 7:30 pm

Popeye - TV Shows
I call shenanigans. Eating spinach does *not* instantly make your forearm muscles bulge out and give you the power to beat up guys twice your size. Who do I call to sue for false advertising? LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 23, 2011, 7:26 pm

Rihanna - Music Groups
I always assumed she had that image from the start, just like every other so-called "recording artist" today. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 23, 2011, 7:23 pm

Fatal Attractions (Animal Planet) - TV Shows
Cats love to give little nips and bites as a sign of affection. When a regular domestic cat does it that's one thing, but when a tiger does it... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 23, 2011, 7:21 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
You can too climax on day one, trust me ;-) ^_^ Sorry couldn't resist :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 23, 2011, 7:19 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Again, Clinton didn't do a single thing that convinced me he deserved to be my leader and was "better" than I was. Anybody can get...serviced sitting at a desk in their office. And the economy was going to boom no matter who was president at the time. As was later proven, that boom was built on a house of cards anyway. The media immediately disassociating with him after his terms were done says it all. And he lied about *everything*. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 23, 2011, 7:17 pm

George Clooney - Celebrities
Soggy9000, why do so many people try so hard to shove policies down our throats that are counterproductive at best and clearly weaken society? It happens way too often NOT to be an agenda. You could try asking some of these people themselves why they're doing it, and then you could tell me what they say. All I know is that NOBODY could be dumb enough to genuinely think the way things are done now is GOOD for America. BTW how many anti-government movies has Clooney been in since Obama was elected? My guess would be none. He couldn't do enough of them when Bush was president, go figure. Am I really supposed to believe government is less corrupt and intrusive now? HA!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 23, 2011, 7:12 pm

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
I tried listening to this show once and after three minutes I couldn't handle it anymore and turned it off. He's really nothing more than a drug-addicted entertainer posing as a conservative. Really, that's what all these guys are (Olbermann, O'Reilly, Hannity, Coulter). -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 23, 2011, 5:29 pm

Richard Nixon - Celebrities
No bones about it: the Watergate scandal. I heard the Democrats were also doing the same thing to the Republicans, but it was Nixon doing it back, and he was caught. Still, two wrongs don't make a right. Besides, this is something we learned as kids: if someone does something to you and you do it back, YOU are the one who gets caught. Anyhow, speaking of the name "Dick", the Angry Video Game Nerd made a good point in his Dick Tracy episode, one we've all been thinking: How is Dick short for Richard? Bill and Will rhyme, Jim and James both start with J, but Dickard? Back to Nixon, Watergate ruined the Republicans' reputation for years to come. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 23, 2011, 3:33 pm

Kevin Costner - Celebrities
Waterworld has ruined this guy's reputation. Now whenever I see him, I remember him being in Waterworld. And yes, quaffing his own water. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 23, 2011, 3:22 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Over a year ago, this page was hijacked by leftists who spammed thousands of Never Boned votes to people on the left (Bill Clinton) while spamming thousands of votes for Day One and every other possible reason to people on the right (George W Bush). Hence, why Never Boned is missing here. I do not get my "facts" or opinions from Limbaugh; I'm NOT a fan of his and I never listen to his talk show (with the exception of the rare sound bite). Believe it or not, when Clinton was in office, I was a liberal. It took 9/11 and the media's treatment of George W Bush to open my eyes (read more about it on George W. Bush's topic). In my opinion, Clinton boned when he did Monica Lewinsky. I know some out there are going, "Why is everyone making a big deal about his affair? Adultery doesn't affect his ability to perform presidential duties!" Well, if a pro athlete makes racist comments or does drugs, it may not affect his ability to play ball, but he's going to get canned anyways. Why? Because there are things you don't do when thousands look up to you. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 23, 2011, 3:16 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
How did THAT troll comment make it past the moderation? Why moderate at all then? -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 23, 2011, 3:07 pm

Yngwie Malmsteen - Music Groups
The guitar smashing bit is starting to seem a bit old. It was such a Hendrix - Towshend thing anyway. It takes Yngwie longer to smash his guitar than anyone I've ever seen. Donate it to a fan. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 23, 2011, 2:01 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
Bitch Bitch Bitch -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 23, 2011, 1:58 pm

John Edwards - Celebrities
When did Edwards bone? When did he get his first hundred-dollar haircut? -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 1:27 pm

Molly Ringwald - Celebrities
She has some impressive pipes too. I wish I could sing like that. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 1:22 pm

William Shatner - Celebrities
I totally agree with AndyC. Don't be disrespecting His Royal Shatness; by refusing to take himself seriously, he has rendered himself as boneproof as a guy can be. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 1:21 pm

Kevin Costner - Celebrities
Waterworld. The Postman. The Bodyguard. JFK. Wyatt Earp. Message in a Bottle. PEEEE-YOOOOO!!! How did this man get out of the '90s with anything resembling an intact reputation? -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 1:15 pm

Laurence Fishburne - Celebrities
Can't bone, won't bone, ain't close to boning. Make him read "Fish Boning For Dummies" and he still wouldn't know how to bone. End of Discussion. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 1:08 pm

George Clooney - Celebrities
By the way, we were also paying John Wayne to act and not think.... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 8:53 am

George Clooney - Celebrities
How does that work, DolFan? A guy who lives in America, makes a very nice living in America, and probably owns a bunch of property in America, wants America destroyed? What does Clooney gain from that? I don't understand rhetoric like yours. As for when I think Clooney boned the fish, I'll say that if his next two films (both of which are due for release this year) are as weak as The Men Who Stare at Goats, the boning process will have begun by this time next year. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 8:53 am

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
During the war in Bosnia, Rush made fun of Al Gore's use of the word "Bosniak" in a speech. He assumed it wasn't a real word, and he mocked Gore for making up a silly false word when he couldn't think of the right one. Well, guess what? "Bosniak" is indeed a real word, and Gore had used it properly - as some of us EIB listeners would have been happy to tell Rush if we'd been able to get past Legendary Call Screener Bo Snerdly. (The word means simply "an ethnic Bosnian".) Did Rush ever retract his charge that Gore used a nonce word? No, of course he didn't. That told me alot about him: A man who would refuse to admit to an error because it involved an ideological foe is not a man who deserves my admiration; and that incident, small as it was, marked the beginning of my suspicion that Rush Limbaugh was not quite as smart, or as fair-minded, as he claimed to be. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 8:35 am

James Caan - Celebrities
Jimmy C boned? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Please - the man could not bone a fish or jump a shark if his life depended on it. Look up the word "kickass" in the dictionary and you'll find his picture. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 8:09 am

Cosmos: A Personal Voyage - TV Shows
I don't remember the close-ups of Dr Sagan's face, but I do recall a fine (and occasionally awe-inspiring) program. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 23, 2011, 8:00 am

Recess - TV Shows
One of the best cartoons I ever watched. Who could ever forget King Bob with his cut-out football helmet that shape like a crown or the tribal kindergardeners. Before they were The Plastics from "Mean Girls", they were the The Ashleys. I could never forget that episode when The Ashleys jinx Gus and Gus could never talk less somebody says his name and he almost went the whole school day without talking until TJ finds out and says his name. Or the time when TJ was in time-out and had to stay in the box and he almost went crazy until he realize that the box is nothing but drawn out chalkboard on the ground and can walk out at anytime. This show can't never bone to me! -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 23, 2011, 4:44 am

Doug - TV Shows
As a little kid, I didn't really know there was a Disney's Doug and a Nicklodeon's Doug. All I knew is that Doug and his friends is older and little different when they was on ABC Saturday's mornings. I think for most parts it never bone but the character Roger himself. Roger BTF when his family got rich and no longer Doug's bully. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 23, 2011, 4:24 am

Prince - Music Groups
The "name change". The whole act of him acting as if is "stuff" doesn't stink, and thinking his work is as holy as a bible itself... that's just extra bones. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 23, 2011, 1:57 am

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
You can't climax on day one. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 22, 2011, 11:07 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Looks like this page has been taken over by GOPers, which shouldn't surprise me as they seem to dominate the entire site. At any rate, Bubba had his flaws - which is putting it mildly - but he really wasn't a bad president overall. Set your ball-and-chain ideology aside for a moment and tell me - a committed political centrist who doesn't have a dog in this fight - why he deserves the low ranking you have given him. If all you can come up with are the same tired old Limbaughisms we've heard for the last 18 years, you might want to consider cutting back on the Koolaid and coming up with an original thought once in awhile. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 22, 2011, 10:51 pm

Denzel Washington - Celebrities
The rare actor who can make an otherwise ordinary film worth shelling out ten bucks to see, Denzel is just flat-out unboneable. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 22, 2011, 10:39 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same. There is no rule that says Boning cannot occur from Day One -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 22, 2011, 10:18 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
Aside from the fact that this is a site about shows reaching their climax rather than a site about whether or not shows were liked by by the majority, the header says, "Boned when..." So, if the webmaster elects not to remove the day one option, he should change it to, "A bad show can't bone." -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 22, 2011, 8:21 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
If you'll notice it says "Day One - Sucked From the Start" so there is no misuse of the term. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on April 22, 2011, 8:03 pm

Boohbah - TV Shows
The Teletubbies, but more brainless. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 22, 2011, 6:24 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Judging from the comments and reasons listed, I can assume that, to most people, Dil was the beginning of the end, while Kimi was the nail in the coffin. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 22, 2011, 6:21 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
If a show is bad from the beginning, that is not jumping the shark. Jumping the shark happens when mistakes are made in desperate attempts to cash in on a show that should have been left to die with dignity. A show being bad from the start is a matter of personal preference in a show. Even if it's bad to everyone, it's just a bad show. It's not the same thing. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 22, 2011, 6:01 pm

Reno 911! - TV Shows
The second season ended in charging all the officers and shutting down the Reno sheriff's office. The end of the show. Always intended to be with no opening left to continue it. When DVD releases boosted sales, Comedy Central got the really bad idea to bring it back from cancellation and pretty much ruined the show. Don't bring a show back if you already closed it up. Bad idea. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 22, 2011, 5:59 pm

Rush Hour - Movie Series
3rd movie... Jackie looks old and Chris looks plump. -- Submitted By: (Cannongurl) on April 22, 2011, 5:14 pm

Prince - Music Groups
He now wants a law to ban anyone from covering his songs. AFAIK, he's the only one to flat-out refuse to allow Weird Al to parody him. I really can't stand this guy, he thinks his "music" is so sacred. And his songs are written like a 12-year old girl's text messaging. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 22, 2011, 3:58 pm

To Catch A Predator - TV Shows
They should bring back this show! The look on the pervs face when they get caught is priceless and the endless excuses they come up with explaining why they come to the teen's house is funny. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 22, 2011, 2:27 pm

Fatal Attractions (Animal Planet) - TV Shows
Finally saw an episode last night and I absolutely approve. The media usually glorifies people like this and it's refreshing to see a show that doesn't. In fact, this show is a public service. I think anyone with a Beastmaster fantasy would get a reality check by watching it. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 22, 2011, 2:06 pm

Fatal Attractions (Animal Planet) - TV Shows
Finally saw an episode last night and I absolutely approve. The media usually glorifies people like this and it's refreshing to see a show that doesn't. In fact, this show is a public service. I think anyone with a Beastmaster fantasy would get a reality check by watching it. -- Submitted By: () on April 22, 2011, 2:05 pm

Whose Line Is It Anyway? - TV Shows
I think PYLrulz was talking about Drew Carey's Improv-a-Ganza, which, while I think the show's OK, I don't find it as funny as Whose Line. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 22, 2011, 12:50 pm

Whose Line Is It Anyway? - TV Shows
Great show. I like both versions, but lean more towards Drew since unlike The Ceej I find Drew pretty funny. Wayne Brady bugs me with his mugging, though. I've tried getting into Drew's new show on GSN and for some reason I'm having trouble warming up to it though it's pretty much the same cast and the same improv comedy. Something's missing. Maybe the points really do matter, since they aren't on this new version and it pales to Whose Line. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 22, 2011, 11:14 am

Whose Line Is It Anyway? - TV Shows
You mean The Price Is Right? They gave him that to spare us from having to put up with his not comedy. The same reason they gave all the bad comedians game shows. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 22, 2011, 10:45 am

Whose Line Is It Anyway? - TV Shows
I disagree Ceej. If put with the right group with the right setup, Drew is funny (especially with self-deappreacaiting humor). You could point to his new show on GSN, which sucks, but what they got going on there doesn't work, at least for me. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 22, 2011, 4:11 am

Digimon - TV Shows
Lost interest around Season 4. Maybe I was getting older by the time but the lack of Digimon companions and the whole morphing thing didn't settle well with me. The main cast wasn't all that interesting either. -- Submitted By: (Saunich) on April 21, 2011, 11:20 pm

Popeye - TV Shows
That's a show I never liked. There was a very old version of it with bad plots, uninteresting characters and awful animation. Then I remember one with his son or nephew, with sailing and all, and that was so fogettable that I can't even remember what was the plot. Then he had three small clones living in the city and holy moley, that one crushed any interest I might had to see a Popeye cartoon. -- Submitted By: (Saunich) on April 21, 2011, 11:17 pm

Flintstone Kids, The - TV Shows
And I thought nothing could top Scooby-Doo Kids. -- Submitted By: (Saunich) on April 21, 2011, 11:13 pm

Whose Line Is It Anyway? - TV Shows
The difference between Clive Anderson and Drew Carey is that Clive KNEW he wasn't funny, so he stayed out of the bits. Drew never has been funny, no one ever thought he was except for him, and anyone who said he was was lying to make him feel better because they didn't think they could handle disappointment. The downside is, the rest of us had to suffer through his endless barrage of train wreck shows, not the least of which was his destroyed version of Whose Line. If his mother would have just told him how not funny he was 40 years ago, we wouldn't have to deal with this crap. Another reason honesty is the best policy.* *No representation is to be made that honesty is ALWAYS the best policy. Please use your best judgement when deciding whether or not to be honest. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 21, 2011, 10:20 pm

Rihanna - Music Groups
It may just be me, but it feels like Rihanna has now turned to a "dirty whore" image with her song "S&M." I had a feeling it was only a matter of time. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 21, 2011, 9:33 pm

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