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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Occupy Wall Street - Random Topics
James- please enlighten us- what is the message? We dont know what we want, but we want it now? Last I heard these degenerates were squatting in churchs and other buildings like locusts until they get thrown out of said building to go to another one. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 24, 2012, 10:40 am

Occupy Wall Street - Random Topics
There's been a lot of misinformation about this group in the media(since it's corporate owned and not liking this message). I agree their tactics aren't always the best but it's better here to focus on the message and not the messengers. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on January 24, 2012, 10:10 am

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
If you think about it, this show is like the male version of the Golden Girls. Charlie is Blanche, the promiscuous one and both were the homeowners, Alan is Dorothy, probably the smart one, both divorced and usually the ones most receiving ridicule. Jake is Rose, the dumb one and Berta is Sophia, blunt and never sugarcoating what they think. The humor reminded me lot of the Golden Girls. I guess 2.5 men w/ Kutcher is now like Golden Palace. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on January 24, 2012, 9:46 am

Wikipedia - Websites
Wikipedia just boned in a big way with their SOPA protest. It's not about agreeing or disagreeing with that stance. Wikipedia is supposed to be a non-profit, apolitical, "neutral" encylopedia project. They really should not get involved in politics based on what they claim they stand for. Also, if anyone wants to read about Wikipedia's dysfunction should check out wikipediareview. They've documented a lot of the nonsense that has gone on over the years, abusive admins, incompetence, double standards, etc. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on January 24, 2012, 9:20 am

American Gladiators - TV Shows
I say day one, American Gladiators made Professional Wrestling look realistic. -- Submitted By: () on January 23, 2012, 9:04 pm

Deadliest Catch - TV Shows
The Harris boys blow up after Captain Phil Harris passing killed the show for me. Some things should not have been televised. -- Submitted By: () on January 23, 2012, 8:58 pm

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
Oh yeah, whoever put "Suck it, Jesus" as the reason for boning has the wrong Kathie, it was actually Kathy Griffin who said that. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on January 23, 2012, 7:52 pm

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
I think I the last time I heard about Kathie Lee Gifford was about last year when she became the Today Show host, not sure she still does though. -- Submitted By: () on January 23, 2012, 7:41 pm

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
I just wondering why Sonic needs Progressive Insurance for? -- Submitted By: (SSM) on January 23, 2012, 7:34 pm

2 Live Crew - Music Groups
I heard that 2 Live Crew are reuniting for a tour this year. Is there anyone out there that would pay good money to see these untalented and obnoxious clowns? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 23, 2012, 11:45 am

National Football League (NFL) - Random Topics
Nope. I have zero interest in Giants-Pats rematch. Don't like Tom Brady and tired of the Manning brothers. I'll watch, but likely won't be too close attention to the game. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 23, 2012, 10:45 am

Thing, The - Movie Series
Well thankfully this Fish Boner tanked financially at the Box office, and the critics smashed it, and the fans didnt show up. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 23, 2012, 7:08 am

Charlie's Angels (movie series) - Movie Series
I never understood why they chose the actresses they did to play the Angels. I mean Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu were the best you could come up with. Maybe they were the only one's who showed up for auditions. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 22, 2012, 11:24 pm

That '80s Show - TV Shows
This show was horrible. Day one, for me. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 22, 2012, 11:20 pm

National Football League (NFL) - Random Topics
And Superbowl XLV will be Giants vs Patriots, again. (YAWN!) No doubt the sports media's wet dream Superbowl. Does anyone actually want to see this again? -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 22, 2012, 11:16 pm

Kelly Clarkson - Celebrities
I don't have a problem with her. She's a pretty good singer and I find her cute. Her music is not my favorite, but she's not bad. -- Submitted By: () on January 21, 2012, 10:29 pm

Walking Dead, The - TV Shows
It amazes me how so many people can say that this is a good show, when it is so cliched, tired, and filled with unlikeable characters. But then that is most TV, and not the reason I chose to make this comment. The real problem with this show is that it takes the stupidity in a normal 90 minute zombie movie, and stretches it out to hours on end. The second season story arc is some of the most idiotic television I have ever seen. Basically, the survivors lose a little girl during a zombie attack, and wind up on a farm, where they stay while mounting a search for the girl. What ensues is a tense \"drama\", driven not by the circumstances, but by character stupidity. Where do I begin: 5 minutes into season 2, a boy (Carl) is shot in the woods by one of the farmhands (Otis). I don\'t know who was stupider, the farmhand, or the boy who was out playing in the woods by himself during the zombie apocalypse. Glenn is still everyone\'s whipping boy, and apparently they are comfortable enough with the situation to send him off into town not for emergency rations, but niceities, such as soap opera digest (even though that doesn\'t even come on anymore). Glenn justifies this by saying that he is good at getting in and out of towns infested with zombies, but he certainly doesn\'t display any of this expert sense on camera: eventually he and Maggie (the farm owner\'s daughter) start a sexual relationship. Yeah, porking the landlord\'s daughter may not be the best idea anyway, but these two just pick any old place to do it, taking all of their clothes off and taking the time to get really into it (but no time to even check the area for intruders). Because, you know, if a horde of zombies happens to come in while they\'re en flagrante, I\'m sure they will have the decency to let the two pick up all of their clothes and dress up before chasing them down and eating them. Andrea continues to be an idiot in season 2, and demonstrates why some people should just never be allowed around guns period: at one point she accidentally shot Darryl, as he was coming back from looking for the lost girl from the beginning of the series, because she thought he was a walker. Numerous people told her to put the gun down, and 3 other guys were already on the problem. Of course, had she followed one of the cardinal rules of gun safety, \"don\'t shoot what you can\'t see\", this never would have happened. None of this however, tops the stupidity of the guy who owns the farm, who basically keeps a barn full of them in the belief that they are just sick, and can be treated and cured. If all of this stupidity were happening in a 90 minute movie, it wouldn\'t be so bad: like most zombie movies, it would happen, be over, and that would be that. However with this series, it drags out week after week. One week idiot A goes wandering off into the forest by himself, and the suspense is that we have to wait until next week to see him get raped by zombies, as opposed to 2 minutes from now like with zombie movies. This is just a stupid stupid show. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on January 21, 2012, 11:00 am

Men in Black - Movie Series
I'm going to repeat what others have said. Ballchinians?!? Enough said. *facepalm* -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 21, 2012, 2:01 am

Steven Spielberg - Celebrities
To produce the movies he has produced, it's almost like a list of the greatest movies of the past 40 years. The guy is a genius, no question about it. Never Boned -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 21, 2012, 1:59 am

Blind Melon - Music Groups
Believe me. I know more Question Mark and the Mysterian songs than I do Blind Melon songs. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 21, 2012, 1:56 am

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
I haven't heard of Kathie Lee since Mr. Garrison tried to kill her. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 21, 2012, 1:47 am

Kelly Clarkson - Celebrities
I don't understand why there are so many haters on this site. I think she is very talented, and a lot better than many of today's other pop tarts. I read her biography on Wikipedia. She was singing long before her first Idol audition and in fact turned down two record labels back in the late 90s because she didn't want to be pegged as a tween pop bubblegum singer which she isn't. Ten years after winning Idol, she is still going strong while many of her fellow contestants have gone back to obscurity never to be heard from again. And by the way, she has sung the National Anthem on several occasions already so I doubt she will botch it at the Super Bowl. Still, "My Life Would Suck Without You" is probably one of the worst song titles ever. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 21, 2012, 1:44 am

United States Congress - Random Topics
The sad thing is, we hold the power. The problem is, the people vote like idiots. Imagine if people voted with their heads?!? We wouldn't have at least HALF the problems that we have now. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 20, 2012, 4:28 pm

United States Congress - Random Topics
Dolfan, please be careful, we might be monitored by the Lizard's sssssssecret ssssservice. -- Submitted By: () on January 20, 2012, 11:38 am

Kelly Clarkson - Celebrities
In slight defense for Kelly, she IS one of the few Idol contestants (along with Carrie Underwood) to stay consistently successful. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on January 19, 2012, 11:38 pm

Marxism - Random Topics
BigAl, somebody needs to explain this to our government, they seem to think Marxism is a great idea. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 19, 2012, 7:34 pm

Girlfriends - TV Shows
I'm disappointed, I thought this would be about the subject of girlfriends in general. LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 19, 2012, 7:32 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
Stephanie, you should've busted out your Miss Texas swimsuit, and if that hadn't gotten a reaction out of those guys then they might've been clinically dead. Just teasin' ;-) But when I think about it it's actually a good idea, hmmm... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 19, 2012, 7:31 pm

Earth Day - Random Topics
PREACH IT BIG AL!!! These so-called "environmentalists" are a bigger threat to our freedom than terrorists!!! And yet when the Gulf got ruined by Big Oil they sat back and did next to nothing, showing their TRUE colors!!! BTW did you know that we will be FORCED to buy nothing but hydrogen lightbulbs in a few years that are actually HAZARDOUS to dispose of properly? You literally won't be able to throw them away like normal trash because they'll leak dangerous chemicals into your house if you do!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 19, 2012, 7:28 pm

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
Didn't she get exposed for having a clothing line she knew was being produced by child sweatshop labor? I could've sworn that happened. People were even making jokes about it and everything. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 19, 2012, 7:23 pm

United States Congress - Random Topics
Congress is trying its best to prove my theory that we're all being controlled by an elite cabal of reptilian aliens and that politicians, the media and celebs are all in on it. Speaking of Hollyweird and the music industry, did they really think people would rush to buy to see the trash they call movies and music these days after they took the internet away? The lizards might've messed up this time--you can't let society degenerate into an anything goes atmosphere where anyone can do anything without consequence and then suddenly start telling people what they can't do. Not smart. And you've got to love the complete lack of media outrage about this, almost as if they were trying to hide something, hmmm... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 19, 2012, 7:22 pm

Marxism - Random Topics
Marxism sounds great on paper, but making it work...that's something else. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on January 19, 2012, 12:19 pm

Earth Day - Random Topics
Day one. Man has no more control over the climate than anything else on the planet, past or present. It's just another thinly-disguised attempt to make people feel awful about what they do and sneak through laws that take away freedoms. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on January 19, 2012, 12:16 pm

United States Congress - Random Topics
Boned big time with the consideration of SOPA and PIPA. Add in the fact most (if not all) of those "elected officials" spend like money will disappear tomorrow, fail to represent the people that elected them, and don't get punished for laws they broke - Congress is a huge cauldron full of fail, regardless of party affiliation and political standpoints. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on January 19, 2012, 12:12 pm

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
Yeah - ever since Frank Gifford was caught cheating on Kathie Lee, I haven't heard a thing about her since then either. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on January 19, 2012, 12:04 pm

NCIS - TV Shows
I hated when McGee started wearing that stupid black coat in season eight with the collar turned up to hide his long, skinny pencil neck. -- Submitted By: () on January 19, 2012, 6:34 am

Girlfriends - TV Shows
This show definitely boned when Toni left. I still watch the re-runs on Centric though, and I've noticed they only show the ones before Toni left. Could it be that they agree? -- Submitted By: () on January 18, 2012, 10:28 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
I've actually dated guys like the ones on this show and the portrayal is spot on! They are so damn logical about everything, there's no passion. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on January 18, 2012, 4:48 pm

United States Congress - Random Topics
Our Congress has really boned trying to pass the SOPA and PIPA bills.. While I'm against piracy, these proposed bills will also have negative consquences on our freedoms if they are passed.. -- Submitted By: () on January 18, 2012, 2:08 pm

Micky Dolenz - Music Groups
Mickey Dolenz was always my favorite Monkee. He always seems to come off as a really likeable guy (I would hope he's like that IRL). I read his autobiography 'I'm A Believer' several years back. It was a really interesting read if you ever have a chance to pick it up. -- Submitted By: () on January 18, 2012, 11:30 am

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
I've tried watching this show a few times. I have some engineering friends who love this show. I think it's okay, but then again I don't think I'm the demographic they're going after. After the hot girl started dating one of the nerds, I think it wasn't quite the same. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 18, 2012, 10:51 am

Earth Day - Random Topics
A holiday invented by hippies and liberals to make themselves feel all warm inside. Ugh... day one! -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 18, 2012, 10:47 am

Lea Thompson - Celebrities
Saw her on a TV show recently. She's older, but still very attractive. Always found her to be a cool chick. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 18, 2012, 10:46 am

Creed - Music Groups
I once did a Google search on "Worst band ever" (I was bored when I did it), and the Wikipedia page for "Creed" was one of the first results. I don't really care either way about Creed, but I laughed when I saw that result. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on January 17, 2012, 8:44 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
I agree about the laugh track's overuse but still find the show amusing, probably because I'm a little of a science/sci-fi nerd myself. I was thinking though about what if actor Jonathan Harris(Dr. Smith from Lost in Space) were still alive and could guest star as a senior physicist. The banter with him and Jim Parsons(Sheldon) could have been epic. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on January 17, 2012, 3:14 pm

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
Her husband got caught having that affair and it seems to have actually humbled her. She disappeared shortly after that. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 17, 2012, 3:01 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
No, they've had it completely blocked via robots.txt for a while now. It's a shame, because occasionally I'll remember something funny I read on there and I can't go back and "rescue" those anecdotes anymore. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 17, 2012, 2:56 pm

Earth Day - Random Topics
One of the Wiki-sources listed even has a photo of him on stage emceeing the Philly event in 1970. His ex-girlfriend's rotting corpse was found by police is his closet in 1979 and since that time the Earth Day crowd has tried to rewrite him out of their history. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 17, 2012, 2:53 pm

Starsky and Hutch - TV Shows
I HATED this show, but the movie was ok. The only thing good in either case was the car. -- Submitted By: () on January 17, 2012, 9:50 am

Lea Thompson - Celebrities
I'd like to bone that fish! -- Submitted By: () on January 17, 2012, 9:49 am

Jim Nabors - Celebrities
He was great in not one but two sitcoms as Gomer Pyle. He also has an unbelievable voice and has recorded many great albums. Furthermore he lives in Hawaii and loves racing. A few years ago the United States Marines actually gave him an official promotion to Corporal. He is now unboneable. -- Submitted By: () on January 17, 2012, 2:50 am

Al Sharpton - Celebrities
Al bones every time his ugly face is on the TV screen. Notice I didn't call him Reverend Al because he isn't a Reverend. Have you heard his position on abortion? It's not a position a man of the cloth would take. It's a typical leftist position. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on January 17, 2012, 2:47 am

Hawaii Five-O - TV Shows
They shouldn't even include the new Hawaii Five-O with the classic. No one beats Steve Garrett. The new Hawaii Five-0 is like CSI Hawaii/Miami Vice with a couple of pretty boys driving sports cars around shooting up the bad guys without getting their hear messed up. Yuck! -- Submitted By: () on January 17, 2012, 2:45 am

Marxism - Random Topics
Taking away peoples freedoms is always bad. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on January 17, 2012, 2:03 am

Drew Carey - Celebrities
Drew Rocks. He is an OK replacement for Bob Barker and his stand up show was flat out funny. He is a former Marine and loves the troops so please, no fish for Drew. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on January 17, 2012, 2:02 am

Van Halen - Music Groups
They first boned with Gary Cherone, then again by replacing Michael Anthony with Wolfgang without even having the decency of informing Michael first. With Michael you get wicked bass solos and multiple bottles of Jack Daniels being downed. With Wolfgang you get a kid on stage playing alongside his father. Even though they have boned they still rock. Having Dave back is great. The new stuff looks and sounds like the Van Halen of old. Yes, they are all older and they show it but the guys all still sound good. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on January 17, 2012, 1:56 am

Micky Dolenz - Music Groups
It had to be a tough job to go from being a child actor, to an adult actor playing the part of a drummer in a band, to actually being in a band. He has a very distinctive voice and can play multiple instruments as well. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on January 17, 2012, 1:51 am

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations - TV Shows
My wife can't stand him. She finds him to be a pretentious a-hole. I love the show. Sure, he is a pretentious a-hole, but he never tries not to be. It's a part of his character. He goes to places all over the globe and totally participates in traditions and customs. The food might be the selling point, but my favorite part of the show is how he interacts with the people. Some of them are very funny. I also get the sense he gets high, drunk or both on a lot of his travels. All the while, the show has a very cool style and stays interesting throughout. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 16, 2012, 5:12 pm

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
So true Dol. No wonder Benoit, Mysterio, Jericho, Malenko and crew bailed ship. They had superstar potential, but because of all the politics, the PPV's were only worth it for the first hour or two, then the egos had to crap on the main event. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 16, 2012, 4:59 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
I think the Beatles peaked as a group with Sgt Pepper, that was their last truly "group" effort. There were a lot of things that happened to them in the last half of 1967 that one could vote for (Magical Mystery Tour, Epstein's death, the Maharishi, forming Apple Co.). They did some great stuff after, so I'm not sure if they really boned or not, but after mid 67 they were never really a group again. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 16, 2012, 10:21 am

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
The Kevin Sullivan vs Chris Benoit matches on the WCW undercards were pretty good, but it's true that if you end with a so-so match, that's what people are going to remember. The Sting/Luger/Savage vs Nash/Hall match actually was epic, but it was because of Hogan coming down to ringside and turning heel, not the match itself. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 16, 2012, 10:13 am

Blind Melon - Music Groups
The first half of their first record is decent, but the rest of it is underwhelming. Apparently the second LP, the one released right before Hoon died, was horrendous (I remember it getting a one star rating in Rolling Stone). -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 16, 2012, 10:07 am

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
There is only 2 reasons I really knew about her. 1. Howard Stern ripping on her all the time. 2. Regis. What the hell has happened to her since?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 16, 2012, 6:10 am

Oregon Trail, The - Random Topics
When I was in school, this was almost a required game to play if you could get to a computer. Never has boned, never will bone. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 16, 2012, 6:00 am

Garfield Minus Garfield - Websites
I've said it in other places, and I'll say it here. This strip is a good reason to give Jim Davis a TON of respect. He could go on and whine and sic a bunch of lawyers on the person that came up with this idea, but instead has liked this. Always a fun read now and again. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 16, 2012, 5:58 am

America's Most Wanted - TV Shows
As much as we rip on Lifetime for being a man hating network, at least we have to give them some props for deciding to pick up the show. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 16, 2012, 5:51 am

Blind Melon - Music Groups
I still have their first album and as i recall it was quite good even without No Rain -- Submitted By: () on January 16, 2012, 5:35 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
I agree with John63btf about the Beatles only getting better. They started out as the early 60s version of a boy band and it was only when they did Revolver and afterwards that they got away from being strictly teen idols and became REAL musicians. Then again the Beatles weren't together long enough to BTF anyway, it was only about 6 years from the time America became aware of them to their breakup. They packed more into those 6 years than most bands do in 26. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 16, 2012, 1:39 am

Burger King - Random Topics
BTF when that masked mascot started to inspire genuine feelings of hatred and violence in me towards him. Not that I was ever a Burger King guy anyway, I can't stand soy meat. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 16, 2012, 1:33 am

Earth Day - Random Topics
And that's why I can't take environmentalists seriously, because of their whole attitude of save the planet by having everyone die!!! Except us!!! Because we're saving the planet and stuff!!! That and the fact anyone who doesn't recycle or use those ridiculous twisty light bulbs is accused of singlehandedly making Earth uninhabitable while big business fills entire bodies of water with oil and get away with it somehow. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 16, 2012, 1:23 am

Blind Melon - Music Groups
Wow,,,Blind Melon?! I haven;t even thought about those guys in something like 17 years! LOL How'd THEY come up as a topic all of a sudden??? Even back then they had the feel of one hit wonders to me. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 16, 2012, 1:20 am

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
From what I remember every WCW PPV had very good undercard matches involving cruiserweights and crappy main events between guys who were old and past it even then. Whereas WWF did it exactly the opposite, which oddly resulted in their PPVs being remembered in a much better light since fans tend to remember how the main event was and forget about the rest of the card. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 16, 2012, 1:18 am

Blind Melon - Music Groups
Pelirojo to answer your question without googling it is no. "No Rain" would be the only song the majority would know. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 15, 2012, 9:46 pm

Depeche Mode - Music Groups
I've never liked Depeche Mode. Mainly, because I never cared for that particular sound. It hurts my brain and I feel dumber when I've listened to it. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 15, 2012, 9:44 pm

Censorship - Random Topics
I've never been a fan of censorship, at least not with any form of government being involved. I feel it's just another way for "them" to suppress, repress, oppress and so on. Not to mention there are so many double standards of what "they" think is right. I believe it's up to the parents (guardians) to decide what's best for their own households. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 15, 2012, 9:40 pm

Van Halen - Music Groups
I'm going to have to agree with Kingbk and Pelirojo on this one. I,too, heard it awhile back on the radio. I'll admit, at first it sounds like vintage Van Halen but then the lyrics come out and completely ruins the whole song. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 15, 2012, 9:30 pm

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
So true. Even with the crap storylines and such from 1993 to about 1996 or 97, the WWF had some epics for matches even then (Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon ladder match at Wrestlemania X, Stone Cold vs Bret Hart Wrestlemania 13). The WCW?!? It seemed like rarely the WCW put up epics, and if they did, they would seem to find some way to screw it up. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 15, 2012, 9:11 pm

Blind Melon - Music Groups
Good question, JayD. And can anyone else unrelated to the band recall any song of theirs besides the one involving the Bee Girl? Could they be taking encouragement from Question Mark and the Mysterians who've managed to dine on '96 Tears' alone for the last 45 years[!]? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 15, 2012, 1:32 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Has anyone been able to access the Vintage Site via the Wayback Machine these last few months? It seems even THAT has been denied the fans. Oh, and if it turned out that TV GUIDE had a Mama Carlson MO re the site purchase, it wouldn't come as a total surprise to me! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 15, 2012, 1:22 pm

Van Halen - Music Groups
kingbk, I heard it,too, and was somewhat disappointed. It sounded as though it could have been recorded in the early 1980's. I'm VERY nostalgic for 1980's music but one of the most appealing aspects of Van Halen was how INNOVATIVE they were during their prime combining many genres and styles to get the perfect 'storm' - and now they seem to have been stuck in the same safe[profitable] rut for 25 years. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 14, 2012, 4:47 pm

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
OK, (), I didn't say that Mel Blanc voiced Barney in every single episode. However; for a time after his horrible accident, he DID voice Barney flat on his back from a hospital bed. I'd think with a moniker like (), you'd be more admiring of the late Mr. Blanc's efforts! LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 14, 2012, 4:40 pm

Topper - TV Shows
hbrennan, Thanks for bringing this one up! I watched this back in the early 1980's on [I think]CBN cable network and had a BLAST! The great irony of this was that the middleaged Topper had virtually nothing to live for before this fetching ghostly couple 'adopted' him. I mean he was stuck in a boring job and had to tolerate being married to a whiny pill named Henrietta- even going so far as turning away when he had to air kiss her[ no surprise they had no kids]. Then this young ghostly couple George and Marion came back to their old home and discovered that Topper needed help in learning how to appreciate LIFE and after Topper's initial attempts to 'evict' them, the three of them formed a different kind of family . No, Topper never quite got unstuffy but it was fun watching them try. Plus, it helped that the performers [Robert Sterling and Anne Jeffreys] were wed in Real Life and had some atomic chemistry similiar to the Arnazes in 'I Love Lucy' yet they never schemed against each other- just against those who tried to make life unpleasant for Topper . Oh, and it wasn't for nothing that Marion was termed 'the Ghostest with the Mostest'!LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 14, 2012, 4:37 pm

Burger King - Random Topics
The fries are still the reconstituted mashed potatoes they had before, only thicker. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 1:36 pm

Texting - Random Topics
By all means, PLEASE ban texting while driving. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 1:34 pm

Earth Day - Random Topics
It's surprising they'd give such a monster the time of day, let alone allow him to MC. Then again, it's not that surprising; to the fanatical environmentalists, every dead human is a victory for Earth. Wikipedia's article on Einhorn says: "Although untrue, he claimed to have been instrumental in creating Earth Day in 1970, and claimed that during the first Earth Day event, he was on stage as master of ceremonies. Event organizers dispute his account in a sworn statement, including a rebuttal during testimony in Einhorn's murder trial." A visit to the talk page reveals that one contributor, MaggieL, was at the rally and saw him onstage. "Untrue", indeed. Try "cover up". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 1:25 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I don't visit because I don't want to give it any hits. Besides, it's like looking at roadkill; the only difference will be more tire marks than from last time. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 1:09 pm

Elmo - Random Topics
I have no beef with Kevin Clash. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 1:08 pm

13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, The - TV Shows
I'd choose Transformers over Scooby Doo any day. But IMHO this was one of more enjoyable Scooby Doo shows. It had Vincent Price, which was good, but it also had Scrappy and Flim-Flam, which was bad. The ghosts were real, instead of people in costumes. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 1:04 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
If I wouldn't buy a broken car, why would I donate to Wikipedia? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 12:59 pm

My Name is Earl - TV Shows
I was forced to watch this one as well at a friend's house as well (the watcher guarded the TV jealously). The episode I saw involved Earl, his wife, his brother, and the top part of a wedding cake. At one point, the wife takes it out of the fridge, opens the foil wrapper, and asks why there's a dog turd in there. The brother asserts that it's actually a cat turd, and that he knows nothing about it. He even remembers when he did the deed: he ate the cake against the woman's orders, sees the cat in the litter box, and goes, "I could hide what I did AND clean the litter box at the same time!" OK, I'll give it the benefit of a doubt, that this could have been one of the suckier episodes, but this joke should have been scrapped in the writing room. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 12:57 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
I was forced to watch a few episodes at a friend's house (the one watching it guarded the TV jealously). They even use the Indian character cliche. I half expected him to go, "Thank you, come again!" The jokes are stupid, but there was one joke that could've been at least a little funny: One episode involved the idea of a toilet in space. The joke cracked was the he'll be "number one and number two in space". But then they ruin it: A character goes, "Oh, I get it, the idea to use numbers to denote bodily functions!" Did they really have to explain the joke? Anyone in the comedy business knows explaining a joke completely ruins it. Or are they so stupid they thought we wouldn't get it? Speaking of jokes, don't get me started on the canned laughter. The laugh tracks laugh at every joke, no matter how pathetic or lame they are. It reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns took over the TV because Homer wouldn't give Bobo back. On the TV, Burns enters the door and says to Smithers, "I'm home!" (Cue laugh track). Smithers says, "What, already?" (Cue laugh track again). Burns replies, "Yes!" (Cue laugh track yet again). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 14, 2012, 12:47 pm

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations - TV Shows
One of the best travel and food shows - period. Tony Bourdain has a slick sense of style and an irreverent look at life - but always respectful of different cultures and the hospitality he is shown. You'll learn a lot about the world in ways you never expected. Bone marrow, anyone? -- Submitted By: () on January 14, 2012, 3:50 am

Blind Melon - Music Groups
So they are still looking for a new lead singer. Let's face it. If you were looking for a job as a lead singer, would you want to join these has beens? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 13, 2012, 11:13 pm

Elton John - Music Groups
"Burn Down the Mission" is my favourite E.J. song and one of his best ever. For some reason, this song rarely appears on compilations and did not even turn up on his box set To Be Continued. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 13, 2012, 11:04 pm

Dora the Explorer - TV Shows
I don't think I can get through a complete episode. Why do all the animals sound like annoying little kids? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 13, 2012, 10:52 pm

Van Halen - Music Groups
I heard their new song "Tattoo." It's a good song but the group seems to be stuck in the 80s! -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 13, 2012, 10:47 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
You mean there will be no "Blink 182 Anthology"??? Life just isn't fair! -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 13, 2012, 9:52 pm

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
Supposedly Sting had injured himself in real life a month before that match, which became the reason why he didn't shine. But WCW, even though they had some good storylines, never could execute classic matches in their pay per views like the WWF could. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 13, 2012, 9:46 pm

Degrassi: The Next Generation - TV Shows
It wasn't just the death of JT why the show went downhill but it marked the turning point of the show. The plot seemed to go nowhere for a while and then they merged the two schools together. That's when they started taking two regular years for one of their school years and basically just started dumping all of the original tng characters. I also thought that it was weird that they decided to make that one black chisk on the show younger so that she wouldn't graduate until later but I guess that whoever made the decision either thought that she was barely seen before that no one would pay attention to it or that the only people who would stopped watching after her former friends Emma and Manny were off the show. -- Submitted By: (Evette87) on January 13, 2012, 7:08 pm

Best Buy - Random Topics
One of the things they got caught doing was listing one price on their website and having another, higher price in the store. When people would complain, the employees would lead them to a computer terminal and show them a private intranet made to look exactly like the public website but with the higher price listed to "prove" the customer "wrong". -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 13, 2012, 6:24 pm

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