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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
I think the reason that they had Hart do what he did was because WCW wanted to prove a point in that they didn't screw over their wrestlers like the WWF did with Hart (and if you know anything about the Montreal Screwjob, Hart wasn't necessarily the innocent angel in that deal either). -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 11, 2012, 4:58 pm

Elton John - Music Groups
Boned after "Don't go breaking my Heart". Elton was on top of the music world from 1973 to 1976, then literally disappeared off the charts for several years even though he continued to release albums. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 11, 2012, 11:26 am

Wikipedia - Websites
They run the donation thing at the end of every year. I suppose if it actually did become a "pay to use" site, some enterprising person out there would start up a new free encyclopedia site. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 11, 2012, 10:48 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Thanks for the updates. I sometimes feel tempted to check up on JTS, but I don't want to give them any "hits". I want them to get no site traffic and I want the idiot that decided to wreck the site to get fired. Of course, the world being the way it is, that person is probably still gainfully employed at TV Guide and laughing it up with the guy who invented New Coke at some bar right now. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 11, 2012, 1:45 am

CiCis Pizza - Random Topics
We were going to go out to eat tonight and my son says "We haven't been to CiCis in a long time." I turned to him and said "Yes, and there is a reason why." He inquired and I turned to him and said "Because it SUCKS!" And on that note, we happily went to Rosas Tortilla Factory. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 11, 2012, 12:34 am

Wikipedia - Websites
Just went there. Apparently enough people "donated" that we won't have to pay to see it after all. (Rolls eyes.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 10, 2012, 9:30 pm

Bowl Championship Series (BCS) - Random Topics
And the worst part is, the rematch was even MORE boring than some people thought it would be. If all the so-called "national" title game is going to be from now on is two SEC teams not scoring TDs against each other than screw it, I'm out. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 10, 2012, 9:26 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Nice to know TV Guide can afford to pay millions to buy something and then intentionally ruin it. What a waste. On several levels. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 10, 2012, 9:18 pm

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
WCW was already going downhill long before the Fingerpoke Of Doom. There was the Sting Incident, where Hogan actually went over CLEAN leading to Hart having to restart the match for no good reason other than to save face, and then there was the Schiavone Incident, where he announced Mick Foley's WWE title win before it happened in a derogatory way (yeah, that'll put asses in seats) which backfired when viewers all switched the channel to see it. And lo and behold, almost all the same people who ruined WCW are now doing the same thing to TNA despite being old then and 15 years older now!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 10, 2012, 9:15 pm

Brock Lesnar - Celebrities
Brock got involved in MMA too late. He was already over 30 when he started. Had he began closer to age 20 there's no telling how good he could've been but you can only use size to bully people around the octagon for so long before guys just as big with more skill start exposing you. Also, MMA is not the profession for anybody who hated to get hit the way Brock did--I've never seen anyone that size be so averse to physical punishment. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 10, 2012, 9:10 pm

Tiffani Thiessen - Celebrities
One of the VERY few celebs that have actually faded away, which I thought was against the rules the way so many of them past age 50 keep hanging around. And yes, I had a thing for her too since all the teens in Saved By The Bell were my age. I think they were actually the class of '91 just like me :-D -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 10, 2012, 9:05 pm

Earth Day - Random Topics
Wow...I never knew that. It actually makes a twisted kind of sense though the way America's been declining since that early-mid 60s. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on January 10, 2012, 9:03 pm

TIME Magazine - Random Topics
It seems that many do not know what the Person of the Year is really about. And regarding the Protestor for 2011, there are years that the Person of the Year was a generic person such as a the U.S. Solider (in the 1950s). Some years, it was a thing such as the personal computer. -- Submitted By: () on January 10, 2012, 8:11 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
@Chubby Rain: It seems like the current owners of the "Scottish Site" just don't care about the site that much. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on January 10, 2012, 8:07 pm

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
It seems that those who voted that it "boned" have not played the recent Super Mario games like Super Mario Galaxy and Galaxy 2, games that are well-received. The series is still going strong. -- Submitted By: () on January 10, 2012, 7:14 pm

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
Well, Hart had no mic skills, but even the WWF knew how to use him. The WCW, which was supposed to be more about wrestling than the WWF, you would think would be a better home for Hart, and what happens?!? That was sad too. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 10, 2012, 2:11 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Just stopped by to look at the bloated festering corpse of JTS on the TV guide website- and the "Scottish Site" seems to be dead in the water- last update was on June 27th of 2011. Really makes you wonder what the last person that even worked on that site did- were they asked to turn off the lights? And will the domain name even really be used much longer, and why did TVG even pay for it at this point. While they gutted the original concept for a new poor concept, they are not even doing that now- dont they have an intern that could post pictures of Jersey Shore Cast members or something? Boned to infinity. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 10, 2012, 10:42 am

Drew Carey Show, The - TV Shows
Extemely creative and fun I love this show -- Submitted By: () on January 10, 2012, 12:04 am

American Dad! - TV Shows
it became steve and his Loser show!!!!!!!!!!!!!! steve is a major loser along with his plas toshi They don't know what the hell he is saying in japansese! snot snot 2nd major loser and the chubby one to stupid and dimmwitted and I remmeber they trying to piuck up gilrs via own movie theater with cars until they lose the cars!!!! you can tell steve is a major loser in every sense of the word -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on January 9, 2012, 5:51 pm

Brock Lesnar - Celebrities
Unlike Kimbo, he was actually able to have some kind of success. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 9, 2012, 1:09 pm

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
WCW acquired Bret Hart, but had no idea on how to use him in his debut except by having him clumsily interfere in the Hogan/Sting title match. As a matter of fact, his angles and storylines throughout his WCW stay were pointless as well. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 9, 2012, 12:07 pm

America's Funniest Home Videos - TV Shows
I always was suspicious that the clips were staged, especially after seeing an old lady eat a fly that landed in her pudding. Why would anybody film someone eating unless they knew something weird was going to happen? -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 9, 2012, 11:58 am

Fawlty Towers - TV Shows
Never boned and still holds up today. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 9, 2012, 11:53 am

Laff-A-Lympics - TV Shows
I'll admit to loving this show and always looked forward to watching it every Saturday morning. I must have been a sucker for some of the "all star" 70's cartoons, because I watched Yogi's Ark (or whatever it was called) as well. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 9, 2012, 11:47 am

CiCis Pizza - Random Topics
This place is the worst! We went in college a few times because for broke college students it was a lot of food for not much money, but now as a working adult I wouldn't step foot in this joint even if I was paid. The food quality is atrocious, the places are never clean, it's a bunch of fat people stuffing themselves (most buffets usually are) and you will be on the toilet an hour after you leave guaranteed. It's like what would happen if you mixed Waffle House and Old Country Buffet together with Chuck E. Cheese. Heck, Chuck E. Cheese serves better pizza than this place. I remember a bunch of them popped up everywhere and not even a year later many shut down. There is a reason for that, trust me. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 9, 2012, 10:31 am

Dallas - TV Shows
I got bored with it in the middle of the #5 DVD release (1981-82); so much so that I'm giving all my "Dallas" sets to my nephew who lives in Iowa and is gladly taking them. Good riddance! -- Submitted By: () on January 9, 2012, 8:26 am

Rules of Engagement - TV Shows
Great show- and despite CBS, continues to have a good audience following. The character of "Jeff" is always good for a good laugh! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 9, 2012, 8:16 am

Ponies - Random Topics
As a pony myself, and on the Gumby show...I would say that ponies were a lot better before this recent symbolizing, itself though a corrupt overuse of real life female horse love..now I gotta go with my MALE owner GUMBY..whose show needs to be mentioned on TV TOPICS. SC -- Submitted By: () on January 9, 2012, 2:07 am

Tiffani Thiessen - Celebrities
NEVER boned....except in the sexual way.. And currently known for TNT's "White Collar"... I have a pinup of her,too. -- Submitted By: () on January 9, 2012, 1:56 am

Scooby Doo - TV Shows
This who SHOW sucked!!! It was a Quick Draw-Ruff and Reddy/Archies remix shows shows how horrid the entire seventies animation shows were [the eighties were even worse.] This show was IMO not a classic. -- Submitted By: () on January 9, 2012, 1:19 am

American Idol - TV Shows
Soggy9000, the show is no more horrid that anything Hanna-Barbera made in the 70s or 80s. NO different than the crap music that started appearing thirtyyears ago. And you never heard the saying, apparently, honey draws flies better than vinegar. Plus I have cousins who work on the show and enjoy it. Nyeah. [just kidding.\ -- Submitted By: () on January 9, 2012, 1:16 am

Earth Day - Random Topics
Everybody likes to forget that convicted murder Ira Einhorn was instrumental in creating Earth Day. In fact, the Earth Day people are actively trying to cover this up. There's only one mention of him on the Wikipedia entry at the moment (sometimes there is NO mention of him). -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 8, 2012, 9:06 pm

According to Jim - TV Shows
Agreed with BrewMaster on Courtney Thorne-SMith, but I also like Jim Belushi. No bone. -- Submitted By: () on January 8, 2012, 2:37 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
You all forgot one: Courtney Thorne-Smith leaving the show. Other wise never boned [but, really, never boned in a PHG show like this? get it?] -- Submitted By: () on January 8, 2012, 2:35 pm

Bowl Championship Series (BCS) - Random Topics
I don't even bother with this BS anymore. I quit watching Bowl games in 05. A playoff atmosphere would be nice to see but I don't think it's going to happen. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 8, 2012, 11:42 am

Bob Saget - Celebrities
Maybe, he just isn't funny and he knows it. So, the excessive cursing is his way of saying "I can be funny" but it's really not. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 8, 2012, 11:36 am

CiCis Pizza - Random Topics
CiCis pizza- ughhh. I shudder everytime someone in my presence so much as entertains the thought of darkening the doorway of that place. People think Little Ceasars is bad? CiCis Pizza makes Little Ceasars look like Uno's by comparison. CiCis is some seriously 'ghetto' pizza. The salad bar always looks like the vegetable bar at Subway got drunk and puked on a table. The lettuce is always wilted and gloppy the dressings always seem to look like a couple of kids got into a fight with it. At least, that's what it's been like at locations I've visited. 'Oh! We're going to CiCis? No thanks. I think I'll just stay here and have what I can dig out of this old ashtray over'. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 8, 2012, 11:34 am

Brock Lesnar - Celebrities
So.....his UFC career didn't last very long. He's already retiring? I guess he became UFC's Kimbo Slice, all hype. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 8, 2012, 11:28 am

Black Friday - Random Topics
I went shopping on Black Friday one time many years ago, and I'm still psychologically scarred to this day. All I wanted to do was get some blank VHS tapes for my dad to record Jaguars games, and I stood in line for near 2 hours just to get through checkout! I swear everybody ahead of me in line was buying up the whole inventory and the people working at checkout were half-asleep. Wild horses couldn't make me go shopping on Black Friday from that day forth. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on January 8, 2012, 9:20 am

Laff-A-Lympics - TV Shows
New here, but I just gotta say, all of these get-togther sujperstar shows were just another fly in the ointment as why 70s-80s HB shows sucked...150 charactersa..world record even if the teams didn't set one.. -- Submitted By: () on January 7, 2012, 4:49 pm

Handy Manny - TV Shows
Bob the Builder becomes Roberto, the illegal squatter. -- Submitted By: () on January 6, 2012, 11:11 am

House - TV Shows
I gave up after the first season. They were off to a "shaky" start when EVERY illness resulted in seizures. -- Submitted By: () on January 6, 2012, 11:07 am

Battlestar Galactica 1978 - TV Shows
The Eastern Alliance were put into BG because they were cheaper to use in an episode than the Cylons -- less involved costumes, less special effects, etc. The original BG got into a major budget crunch towards the end of the original run, and the EA episodes are a symptom of this. At least the Cylons did feature in the last episode of the original run. -- Submitted By: () on January 6, 2012, 8:52 am

Bob Saget - Celebrities
Pelirojo- I completely agree with you. I've been in the entertainment industry in a couple of different capacities and I have also worked in Radio as a DJ myself. I also know a little bit about marketing & promotion thanks to my current line of work. So I guess you're kinda preaching to the choir. :). Bottomline is, if you're out there promoting yourself and your latest pet project, you've gotta play by the rules (whatever they are). First rule in this case- know your audience and who you are talking to. What flies on Howard Stern might not go over quite as well on Good Morning America. The only thing I can possibly think might have been going on with regards to Saget and the radio interview was that he really didn't want to do the interview in the first place and was intentionally making it difficult. That actually happens sometimes. That or he was just being mischievious and wanted to see how much of the interview would make it to air. Guess the joke was kinda on Saget in that case. I don't get my underwear in a knot if a comedian/ entertainer wants to drop some cuss words into his/her act. It only really bothers me when it's done to such a frequency yhat it begins to eclipse whats being said and is either done purely for shock value or simply is a crutch for spicing up otherwise dull, bland content. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 6, 2012, 1:23 am

American Idol - TV Shows
It's a singing contest yet they often have talentless hacks like Ke$ha perform during the results show. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 6, 2012, 12:03 am

Alvin and the Chipmunks (Live action/CGI film) - Movie Series
And they made a third one? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 5, 2012, 11:55 pm

Starland Vocal Band - Music Groups
Actually it was Boston that was robbed of the best new artist for 1976. I remember hearing "Afternoon Delight" when I was nine years old not realizing what the song was really about. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 5, 2012, 11:45 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
It's supposed to be set in Minnesota, yet I don't think I have ever seen it snow in Walnut Grove and I never knew the Prairies had mountains. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 5, 2012, 11:19 pm

Bob Saget - Celebrities
There's a time and place for swearing and the radio isn't one of them. I think he just wants to show off his foul mouth. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 5, 2012, 11:11 pm

Babylon 5 - TV Shows
Season 1 was good, on par with DS9 season 1, but it was also essential for the set-up for the main 5 year story, it had a lot of subtle hints at h was coming. Season to was way better, and the story really started moving. Season 3 was wonderful, B5 at its best, deciding from Earth Alliance was fantastic. Season 4, although fantastic, felt rushed as they had to condense seasons 4&5 into one yet as they were given notice of cancellation. I loved it, bu it would ave been etter spread over its 2 intended seasons. Season 5 was commissioned last minute, at which point the fish was well and truly boned. It felt "tacked-on" and not properly thought out, the story had concluded so this wasa blatant afterthought, and some characters were bent as their plots had irrevocably forced their departure. Shame, still a great show though. -- Submitted By: (randomshat) on January 5, 2012, 8:18 pm

Newlywed Game, The - TV Shows
I wouldn't be surprised if they made those answer cards big enough so the newlyweds could hit each other over the head whenever they got mismatched answers-which seemed to be the alternate to kissing each other to audience applause when they got right ones. The thing seems tame in retrospect but I have to wonder how many of them stayed married more than a year after being on this show? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 5, 2012, 8:39 am

Zales Jewelers - Random Topics
Even if one elects to spend the equivilant of house downpayments on chunks of rocks, I can't imagine why one would do so at a national chain instead of a local establishment. It seems to me somewhat like paying hundreds of dollars for a Happy Meal instead of going to a five star restaurant. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 5, 2012, 8:23 am

Bob Saget - Celebrities
Friedrich, Even if one has no problems with others using profanity for entertainment purposes, the sad thing about Saget doing that in the radio interview was that he was doing it for the ostensible purpose of promoting one of his projects. In other words, there would have been X number of listeners who'd have otherwise not heard of/cared about said project who might have taken an interest in it had they been able to listen to said interview. However; due to him rendering the interview so devoid of non-profane content to make it unfit for broadcast, he somewhat sabotaged his earning potential- to say nothing of having wasted the deejay's and his own time! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 5, 2012, 8:09 am

Rockford Files, The - TV Shows
Always loved the theme song to this show. I was a child (and a Hotwheels collecting fool) when this show was in it's Prime-Time heyday and to this day, every time I hear the opening theme to The Rockford Files, for some reason I get this crazy association with one of my all-time favorite Hotwheels cars: 'Funny Money' a purple hot rod version of an armored car with stylized orange and green flames down the sides. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 5, 2012, 1:16 am

Arthur - TV Shows
I saw the episode when Arthur hit DW. Secretly, my first thought was "'Bout damn time." That DW is a bratty little pain in the rump. I was the elder sibling of two (and actually nearly the same age range). Frankly, I would imagine that if Arthur and DW were for real, those two would be in 'knock-down, drag-outs' all the time. Also, having been an older brother, as I watched the episode- like other posters- I was a bit miffed that Arthur was treated like a felon when in reality DW kinda brought the whole situation on herself by breaking Arthur's plane and not getting her comeuppance from the parents for disrespecting someone else's property. In the end, was Arthur wrong to hit DW? His anger was justified, but perhaps the 'violent' response was unnecessary. In my analysis as both a parent and a sibling, BOTH children should have been punished for their respective roles in the altercation. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 5, 2012, 12:56 am

Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light - TV Shows
Yeah, I don't remember Visionaries being too successful, and I never saw the cartoon. Despite its apparent lack of success, it had a knockoff called Super Naturals by Tonka. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 4, 2012, 10:15 pm

Office, The - TV Shows
The Office needed to pull a Mary Tyler Moore and leave on top. Instead it still flounders every week and and turned into a sit com. It started when Jim left to go to Connecticut. I hope and pray Modern Family stays true but I think it is lining up for the ramp to JTS. -- Submitted By: () on January 4, 2012, 8:25 pm

Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light - TV Shows
One of the really bad toy tie ins in the mid to late 80's- I barely remember it, but even as a kid this seemed really bad and contrived. Visionaries, you boned. -- Submitted By: () on January 4, 2012, 5:20 pm

What's Happening Now!! - TV Shows
'What's Happening!' Kicked A$$ the first couple of seasons. 'What's Happening Now!' just made me sad when I watched it. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 4, 2012, 3:19 pm

Bob Saget - Celebrities
Oh it gets even better: In the director's commentary track for the film Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, the director states (paraphrased) that Saget insisted that the writers have the female love interest's Dad, the character Saget played, use the word "$h-t" multiple times because he, Saget, thought people would think it hilariously funny to see/hear Bob Saget using profanity. Sadly that entire movie was profoundly UNfunny- and it was probably because of examples like that moment where the inmates were obviously running the asylum. But yes, Mr. Saget seems to go a little overboard with the profanity thing. Guess he figures he got typecast back in his Full House/AFHV days and he's been working diligently to break the curse. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 4, 2012, 3:14 pm

Zales Jewelers - Random Topics
A jeweler saying you should spend 6 months pay for an engagement ring is akin to Krispy Kreme recommending your ideal weight is 350 lbs -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on January 4, 2012, 7:46 am

Bowl Championship Series (BCS) - Random Topics
Here here! The Fiesta Bowl and Rose Bowl were both super exciting games. I want to see Oklahoma State and Oregon move on to the next round to take on Alabama or LSU, but nope. The Sugar Bowl and the Orange Bowl matchups don't interest me in the slightest and the BCS final game (not calling it a championship game) is a joke. Set up the four major bowl games as the genesis of an eight team playoff. Two teams battle in the Orange Bowl, two in the Rose, two in the Sugar, two in the Fiesta. Winners move on to play in a semi final before two play in a true championship game. It adds only two more games to the schedule for two schools, one more game to the schedule for four schools, and makes the bowl season a heck of a lot more interesting and could challenge the NFL in ratings. Are half empty stadiums, watered down corporate bowls really cutting the mustard? -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 3, 2012, 6:24 pm

Weird Al Yankovic - Music Groups
Never, EVER boned. One of his songs years back (Amish Paradise) was so huge in this area (Lancaster, PA), that one radio DJ got tired of people requesting it, and played the song nonstop for his radio shift, just so people could get tired of it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 3, 2012, 4:18 pm

Kate Gosselin - Celebrities
Funny story. My aunt and my cousin went to a skating party at a local ice rink. Kate Gosselin and her kids were apparently there as well, and someone suggested that my cousin could make a good baby sitter for the kids. I ain't bullshitting about that either. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 3, 2012, 7:52 am

Bowl Championship Series (BCS) - Random Topics
So who does LSU play in the National Title game this year?!? Oklahoma State?!? Nope. Stanford?!? No way! Alabama?!? Yup! A boring little rematch that the pollsters pick sounds good!!! *ugh!* Sugar Bowl. Do they pick Kansas State and/or Boise State since they had good seasons?!? NO!!! We will reward mid level Top 25 teams Michigan and Virginia Tech!!! Get a goddamn playoff set up now! -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 3, 2012, 7:46 am

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
Well as I continued to watch, Snoop Dog was on to help raise funds for his youth football league that he helps run, whatever was won, TPIR matched, so that isn't all that bad. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 3, 2012, 7:39 am

North Korea - Random Topics
We've got a 28-year old with something to prove running NK now. He might be worse than Jong-Il, or perhaps not. I doubt anything will improve with regards to that country, though. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 2, 2012, 11:46 pm

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
You can thank Mike Richards for that change. Not only that, they get the worst celebrities possible, like Snoop Dogg and Jenny McCarthy. Ugh. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 2, 2012, 4:28 pm

North Korea - Random Topics
Well, the old man croaked a week or so back, lets give an over/under on how long it takes until someone tries something crazy over there -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 2, 2012, 2:19 pm

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
Ok, I haven't watched much Price is Right (due to me being a third shifter), but we got Snoop Dogg on the show with Drew Carey (as of the January 2nd episode). What the hell?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 2, 2012, 10:09 am

Other Half, The - TV Shows
Did we really need a male version of The View? Plus the people who appeared here with Dick Clark were a really sad bunch, they were guys who couldn't find TV work anywhere else. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 2, 2012, 8:45 am

Bob Saget - Celebrities
I know of a deejay who had to dump an entire interview with Saget because Saget peppered his responses with so many profanities that there would have been virtually nothing left to air after editting. Yeesh! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2012, 8:32 am

Baywatch Nights - TV Shows
John, I'm amazed you made it through even ONE full episode. Bottom line, Baywatch-clothed showed the Emperor's Clothes re the fact that lame dialogue, situations, etc. couldn't be ignored with the cast wearing clothes as these flaws could be ignored on the original via the cast wearing next to none. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2012, 8:25 am

Beatles, The (TV series) - TV Shows
John, I think it was OK as a time passer but nothing more. Still, I'd much rather have had Paul Frees do MORE Boris Badanov than sub for two Beatles. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2012, 8:20 am

Wacky Races - TV Shows
Muttley RULES! -- Submitted By: () on January 2, 2012, 1:24 am

Clint Eastwood - Celebrities
Don't you have to be a has been, a contoversial figure, or a D lister to have a reality show? Clint is still an A lister and isn't any of those things. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 1, 2012, 11:34 pm

What's Happening Now!! - TV Shows
Day one, plus the rerecorded theme song sucked as well. They at least could have had the original tune. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 1, 2012, 4:54 pm

Benny Hill Show, The - TV Shows
Jackie Wright (the little old man) leaving. The episodes that were made after he left never seemed as funny. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 1, 2012, 4:51 pm

Beatles, The (TV series) - TV Shows
I'll go against the flow here and say never boned. I recently watched a few of these on youtube and surprisingly they hold up as fun cartoons featuring Beatle songs. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 1, 2012, 4:43 pm

State, The - TV Shows
This show went right over my head, because I never saw anything on there that made me laugh (with the exception of the Last Supper sketch when the Louey guy shows up) -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 1, 2012, 4:35 pm

Baywatch Nights - TV Shows
I sawonly one episode, where Hasselhof encountered this kid who could make a car turn on and off just by hitting it with his hand, ala Fonzie and the jukebox. I never bothered to watch the show again... -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 1, 2012, 4:27 pm

Fantasy Island - TV Shows
Roarke's niece joining the show must have been the drop off point for me, because I don't even remember the butler -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on January 1, 2012, 4:24 pm

Clint Eastwood - Celebrities
I'm sure Clint doesn't want to do this, but he's an old man with a much younger wife. She probably "wears the pants" in that family dynamic, contrary to his movie persona. She knows a man of his age can't afford to divorce again. The spoiled wife and daughters must be worrying about what will happen to them after Clint dies-- They'll be demoted from "celebrities" to "regular rich people". This way they can use Clint's fame to make themselves in to celebs, in theory. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 1, 2012, 3:52 pm

Clint Eastwood - Celebrities
The last thing Clint needs is a reality show - that's something for those desperate to prolong their 15 minutes of fame (case in point - the Kardashians). I personally hope he realizes the error of wanting a reality show very soon. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on January 1, 2012, 10:57 am

Wikipedia - Websites
The other day, I was surfing around on Wikipedia, and the banner where they have the asshats on there to get you to donate money to Wikipedia was changed to "Donate to Wikipedia now or you could pay to use Wikipedia", or something along those lines. I haven't seen it surfing around on there today though. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 1, 2012, 8:51 am

Terminator - Movie Series
SilverFang, and not only that, if the future was "prevented", then wouldn't John Connor also pretty much vanish (since he sent his dad back in time, and if the future is prevented, that war against the machine never happens, and therefore, his dad doesn't get sent though time), and Sarah Connor would be back to pretty much being the care free young woman that she was in the first movie, as if nothing ever happened. I would think that, as long as John is still around, that the future is not yet prevented. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 1, 2012, 8:28 am

Bob Saget - Celebrities
I don't mind when someone throws in profanities or dirty jokes in their act, but it's sorely obvious Saget does it, he's doing it to show that "Hey! I'm no clean choir boy that you see me as on Full House or America's Funniest Home Videos! !@#&^@%$^*%!@*$^!&*(@#^!@#&*(%^!@#*(%&(*#()!!!!!!" -- Submitted By: () on January 1, 2012, 8:21 am

Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve - TV Shows
Well, for once, Dick Clark was actually on cue with the countdown (probably a first since his stroke), and ABC was actually off (for a little bit anyway) on the countdown (the first 10 or 15 seconds of the last minute, the countdown clock at Times Square and on TV were off by a couple of seconds). -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 1, 2012, 8:12 am

Texting - Random Topics
My main issue with texting, especially given that you can use it to text to (as an example) instant messenger contacts is the idea that you're always connected. The line between one's online life, work life, family life and personal life (to name several) is blurring. Whatever happened to being offline or at least in away mode? I can't help but think of Star Trek's Borg. It seems silly, but is everyone being connected via a technology powered form of telepathy as far removed from what we currently have as we think? How far do we take it? I love the Internet and computers but I also love being able to be offline for a while as long as I know I can get back online later. A message or two is fine, but when it's getting to the point where we're giving out friends/family a play by play of even basic events in our lives, I think it's going too far. Again, how far do we take it? Will we someday see texting as it is now as the good old days when technology and communication was simpler? -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on January 1, 2012, 12:41 am

Verizon - Random Topics
The "4G Wonderland" commercial is actually for T-Mobile. As easy as Carly Foulkes is on the eyes, that ad WAS getting pretty old. -- Submitted By: () on December 31, 2011, 3:40 am

Verizon - Random Topics
They're now going to charge you $2 just to pay your bill (unless you auto-pay or use debit or credit card)..i'm glad i'm not a verizon customer -- Submitted By: () on December 30, 2011, 7:50 am

Pole Position - TV Shows
The only pole position I'm interested in is in a strip club ;-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2011, 7:23 pm

Clint Eastwood - Celebrities
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag...Oh wait, we're talking about the actor not the song. Yesh, this reality show thing will completely invalidate everything he's ever done prior to it. WHY CLINT?!?! WHYYYYYYYYY?!?! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2011, 7:21 pm

Texting - Random Topics
Forget driving for a minute, I'd also like to ban texting in public, because the sight of someone mindlessly staring at their whateverG DUMBphone mashing buttons while completely unaware of their surroundings makes me want to take their gadgets and smash them all!!! Over their heads!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2011, 7:16 pm

Miss America Pageant - Random Topics
Oh now you've done it Stepahnie. Now you've planted the image of you in one of those one-piece swimsuits in my head, and I can't get it out!!! (I'm imagining you as a brunette.) I'll be right back... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2011, 7:11 pm

Go Daddy - Websites
I'm onto you, GoDaddy!!! I see right through your devious, dastardly, diabolical plan to support SOPA so everything on the net sexier and edgier than your ads would be done away with, enabling you to corner the market and feed a non-stop diet of your lame ads to a captive audience of horny males!!! You thought you could get away with it didn't you? HA!!! And don't think you fool me for one millisecond with your *suddenly* reversed stance!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2011, 7:07 pm

REO Speedwagon - Music Groups
I don't understand why people say REO turned sappy on "High Infidelity". There were only two ballads on the whole album ,the rest were straight-out rock. All their albums contained only a ballad or two but the ballads were what the record label released. Listen to "Don't Let Him Go" or "Follow My Heart " on Hi-Infidelity. Kick -ass guitar from Gary Richrath!!! -- Submitted By: (BrendaPhelan) on December 29, 2011, 6:57 pm

Guns N Roses - Music Groups
Probably boned when the orginal band left and we had to wait 12 years for Chinese Democracy to come out, with the end result being an okay product, but nothing compared to Appetite or Use Your Illusion. Now this band is going to be in the Hall Of Fame this year and one wonders how that is going to turn out, since the orginal band hasn't performed in a little over 20 years. My guess is that they will probably show up, but Axl Rose will probably not like the idea of being on the same stage as Slash, so he'll find an excuse to weasel his way out like the asshole he's become. -- Submitted By: (tvfan) on December 29, 2011, 6:32 pm

Go Daddy - Websites
I think it's safe to use the "Fingerpoke of Doom" provision in my determining of Boning the Fish on this one. It already sucked to begin with, but there is nowhere to go but down for GoDaddy. Sorry Danica, time for you to suck off someone else to stick with you as a sponsor. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 29, 2011, 4:18 pm

Gary Coleman - Celebrities
He was a talented guy and I feel so sad when I think of what became of him when he no longer was a cute little boy and had to leave the show. -- Submitted By: () on December 29, 2011, 9:12 am

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