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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Compulsory Voting - Random Topics
@johnnydough: Yes, there is a way; and yes, it's taken care of. You're welcome. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 22, 2012, 7:06 pm

Compulsory Voting - Random Topics
Whoops! This should be in Random Topics. Is there are way to transfer this into that category? Please? -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on July 22, 2012, 6:27 pm

Tosh.0 - TV Shows
I'm a 50-year-old mom, but lurking inside my brain is a 15-year-old boy who loves this and Jackass. Go figure. -- Submitted By: (vickilaw) on July 22, 2012, 6:26 pm

Too Close for Comfort (TV series) - TV Shows
They're showing these shows in reruns on Antenna TV. I didn't like the show in the 80's and it wears even worse now. Ted Knight was unfortunately a one-note actor who really lucked out on Mary Tyler Moore. Jm. J. Bullock was a total buzzkill from the start. And what show, after losing the 2 sexy girls on the show, reformats it and replaces them with Pat Carroll? Strange show, even in its time. -- Submitted By: (vickilaw) on July 22, 2012, 6:20 pm

Cat Stevens - Music Groups
"Finding religion" or becoming "born again" always seems to make people crazier than before. However, for some reason, it's not looked upon as a mental disorder because it's religion. I have beliefs, but I don't just blindly agree with all the rules my beliefs uphold and I do question a lot of the things my religion follows. However, converts and born agains don't seem to have this capability. Cat has mellowed out recently, but he still beliefs in a radical version of Islam and until he renounces it completely, I still think he has boned. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 22, 2012, 4:58 pm

Night Gallery - TV Shows
Totally think it boned when all we saw were rehashed reruns of "Sixth Sense," which - as I recall - was a show of its own. I never understood why we had to watch Gary Collins look all constipated every time he ESP'd. I didn't like those episodes at all. -- Submitted By: (vickilaw) on July 22, 2012, 4:10 pm

New Zoo Revue - TV Shows
I remember watching this, probably earlier on since I was 10 in 1972. I liked Henrietta Hippo, but I thought the whole thing was a bit bizarre. -- Submitted By: (vickilaw) on July 22, 2012, 4:08 pm

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - TV Shows
It boned after Joel left, for sure. I've had many impure thoughts about Joel..... I loved all the movies, but I have to say my all time favorite was "Eeegah!"...the movie was super schlocky, and all the commentary was totally razor sharp. I miss this show. Just like I miss "The Far Side." There's this whole chunk of brain that's just not getting any stimulation anymore!! -- Submitted By: (vickilaw) on July 22, 2012, 4:00 pm

Monkees, The - TV Shows
Here in central Florida, we get Monkees reruns on a channel called "Antenna TV," which -- as you'd guess -- is basically only on TVs that still use a digital converter box. It's channel 27.2 here. We get really moldy oldies on that station - Too Close for Comfort, Three's Company, Gidget, Flying Nun, WKRP, McHale's Navy, all those old shows. Some of the cable companies (at least Comcast, I think) carries that channel as well. The network is called Antenna TV. The Monkees reruns run Saturday and Sunday afternoons at 4pm EST, as I recall. -- Submitted By: (vickilaw) on July 22, 2012, 3:42 pm

Ke$ha - Music Groups
ha, Kelis and milkshake looks like a masterpiece compared to the crap Ke$ha releases! -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 21, 2012, 7:25 pm

Batman - Movie Series
It's hard to say what the future holds. The media was trying to tie this into Batman by reporting rumors that this guy dyed his hair and called himself The Joker, but law enforcement officials say that info was completely false. You're absolutely right that this sicko's actions shouldn't color people's perceptions on Batman, but unfortunately that seems to have happened. WB is pulling advertisement for TDKR for the time being and Nolan has released a statement. The word prior to the massacre was that WB was planning an immediate Batman reboot like Sony did with Spiderman, but I wonder if that's going to change now. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 21, 2012, 3:12 pm

Batman - Movie Series
Yes, the tragedy is sick, but I don't think the whole franchise of movies is tainted because of one crazy individual. I did see the third movie and didn't like it as much as the first two, so I think it was a good time to close this Batman series and I hope they let the series rest for a while before rebooting it up again. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 21, 2012, 12:44 pm

Batman - Movie Series
The senseless Dark Knight Rises massacre today has really cast a pall over the film and the franchise in general. WB would be wise to let this movie franchise rest for a long time. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 21, 2012, 1:23 am

Burn Notice - TV Shows
Wow ep 605 had a horrible sellout bit to Skype! Sad. -- Submitted By: (trigga415) on July 21, 2012, 12:23 am

Rolling Stone magazine - Random Topics
They boned when they started putting undeserving people on the cover, some more than once, and that includes any celebrity named Justin. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 20, 2012, 10:46 pm

Fred Willard - Celebrities
A great comedian but he will forever be remembered for the lewd act he did in a theatre. I'd say that is his boning, in more ways than one. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 20, 2012, 10:37 pm

Ke$ha - Music Groups
I often get her mixed up with Kelis, the chick who did that stupid Milkshake song. Tik Tok is even stupider. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 20, 2012, 10:11 pm

Chicago - Music Groups
ParkerTillman, I know he was with the band from the beginning, I just mean when the songs were tailored more towards his soft rock ballad style instead of the jazz rock fusion of earlier albums. When Kath died, he kind of became the de facto leader, so in a way there was a Peter Cetera era from about 1977 to 1985 when he was the creative leader of the group. Kind of like how Phil Collins was with Genesis when Peter Gabriel was the leader and then he took a more creative control role after Gabriel left, which is why people call it the "Phil Collins" era even though he was a member of the band before Gabriel left. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 20, 2012, 6:46 pm

Culture Club - Music Groups
I love most 80s music (particuarly the new wave stuff of the early-mid 80s), but this band just bugged the crap out of me. They had some catchy songs, but they annoyed me with their uber flamboyance. Do you really want to hurt me? Why, in fact Boy George, yes I do. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 20, 2012, 6:42 pm

Culture Club - Music Groups
War is stupid....and people are stupid....and culture club was stupid.....sucked from the start. Never got them. A lot of my friends who hated them in the 80s have warmed up to them. I'm not on board. Maybe "Miss Me Blind" is passable, but anything else I'm not going to sit and listen to. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 20, 2012, 5:09 pm

Clash, The - Music Groups
I was a huge Clash fanatic in the early 80s and got into them just around the time they boned, so let me refresh everyone's memory here. After "Combat Rock" was released, which was an improvement over the pretentious "Sandinista", drummer Topper Headon was dismissed from the band due to a heroin problem. That was the minor boning point. He was replaced with his predecessor Terry Chimes, who played on most songs from their eponymous first album, so there was some continuity. Then it happened. After their 1982-83 tour opening for The Who and their appearance at that year's "Us Festival", lead guitarist and sometime lead vocalist Mick Jones (Should I Stay or Should I Go; Train In Vain) was also dismissed from the band, leaving only Joe Strummer and Paul Simonon (Chimes had also quit again after the tour but before the Us Festival). They proceeded to replace these two founding members with three replacements and released a vapid album called "Cut The Crap" in 1985 with "The Clash" having become little more than a label. Then they called it quits. Never boned? Kicking out Mick Jones and doing an album without him were major league bones. They'll never reunite now as Joe Strummer died in 2002, but at least they made amends on a personal level. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 20, 2012, 5:06 pm

Chicago - Music Groups
There was no "Cetera era". He was their bassist and vocalist (at least on some songs) from day 1. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 20, 2012, 4:56 pm

Cat Stevens - Music Groups
If Scientology is an automatic bone, converting to Islam has to be up there too.....and it's not so much that he did this but apparently it's also his excuse for turning into a major league dkhead for several decades, including the Salman Rushdie fatwa. Then he whines about being on the no-fly list, which granted was a mistake. He seems to have mellowed of late, but I'm long past the point where I care. He's still one of those hyper-religious tools. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 20, 2012, 4:53 pm

Billy Joel - Music Groups
I think the difference between "Nylon Curtain" and "Innocent Man" is quite noticeable. The biggest change was the fact that before "Nylon Curtain" Joel wasn't considered MTV friendly. He teamed up with famed music video director Russell Mulcahy to create videos from the album. Suddenly, what began as Joel's social commentary album transformed into the album that made him hip and cool. Joel, a few years after his divorce from his first wife, then met and dated Elle Macpherson and later Christie Brinkley shortly after the album released. He transformed from merely a musician to a superstar. His popularity was at a peak in the early-mid 80s. I think An Innocent Man was a light hearted album celebrating this achievement in life. He finally made it big, so he let his guard down and created an album that might not have been as inspired or as challenging. I still like and consider it his last truly great album, but he had some good songs scattered throughout his last three albums, just not consistent like the other albums. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 20, 2012, 11:10 am

Animal Planet - Random Topics
Mermaids?! That channel REALLY has surrendered to the sirens' song of brainless shows! What happened to the awesome photo safaris of. .. actual animals? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 20, 2012, 8:11 am

Polly Holliday - Celebrities
Friedrich, You are spot on here. She's an excellent performer who I believe went into the profession not to become a star but for the actual love of the art so I don't think she has had too many regrets leaving "Alice". Also, amongst her other roles, she helped vocally coach Dustin Hoffman in "Tootsie" so that's why 'Dorothy' had a Southern accent. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 20, 2012, 8:03 am

Amy Winehouse - Music Groups
BTW ParkerTillman, the government forces people to pay taxes, which is far worse than not making drugs legal, but I'll bet you do that every year without complaining, right? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 20, 2012, 5:44 am

Amy Winehouse - Music Groups
I'm with Robert. It's all fun and games until somebody dies or goes bankrupt or becomes a vegetable. And you never know who that'll be. Besides, people in America already do their jobs badly enough without drugs becoming legal. That's all I need is to be flying in a plane with a pot smoking pilot or having my car fixed by a toking mechanic. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 20, 2012, 5:40 am

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
The sad part is, she probably WAS hoping to put him on welfare. Libbies can be the cruelest people on the planet when someone does something contrary to their agenda. All that stuff about tolerance and open-mindedness and censorship and forgiveness goes right out the window. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 20, 2012, 5:37 am

Cable TV - Random Topics
Travoltron, I've got you beat. My mom deliberately kept TV out of the house until I was almost 9 because of fears it would rot my brain, and this was the late 70s/early 80s when all you had to worry about from TV was excessive cheesiness. Then when I finally got one we never had cable either. I did get DirecTV in '01 and I can't believe you're shocked at how much reality TV has taken over, it's not as if satellite and cable get different channels. TBS, TNT, Cartoon network, USA, etc. are the same no matter what kind of TV package you have. (BTW I'm hoping the statute of limitations is up for when I and a couple of other people conspired to rig up an illegal cable hookup in my college dorm, this was in the 90s when TV was still cool for the most part.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 20, 2012, 5:34 am

Bay City Rollers, The - Music Groups
They had several more hits. There was also "Rock and Roll Love Letter," "You Made Me Believe in Magic," and "Money Honey." They had many more hits on the UK charts. Ironically, their best known song "Saturday Night," was not released as a single in the UK. Today, they are the Yesterday's Heroes they sang about. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 20, 2012, 12:37 am

Al Franken - Celebrities
Davis of "Franken & Davis" died today. I wonder if he was the funny one in that duo. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 19, 2012, 7:23 pm

Santana - Music Groups
I really don't like any of his 90s-2000s pop/adult contemporary collaborations. Smooth is one of the most irritating songs ever released and the one he did with Michelle Branch was pretty annoying as well. However, I definitely dig their classic rock output from the 60s and 70s. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 19, 2012, 5:44 pm

Boston - Music Groups
Actually, they made two albums with the original lineup and both were quite good. Then after an 8 year "hiatus", they came out with "3rd Stage", with only Tom Sholz and Brad Delp remaining from the original lineup. Barry Goudreau, Sib Hashian and Fran Sheehan were toast by this time. The problem is the 3rd Stage album itself was pretty good, so even though you have the classic elements of a boning (60% of the original band not appearing), they didn't truly bone until their voice, Brad Delp, was cut loose. That was on the "Walk On" album. You can't make the excuse that Brad was dead. He wasn't then. His suicide was a more recent, and tragic, event. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:46 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
Not for nuthin'. I don't think any actor doing his job should be slighted for what he is, and maybe if he had refused to apologize I could see firing him, but what did Katherine hope to achieve? Putting the guy on welfare? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:41 pm

Black Sabbath - Music Groups
Only Ozzy here. Dio's post-Sabbath stuff is OK, but I prefer the Ozzy era. After a while, Dio's screachy voice grates on me. That's one thing Ozzy didn't have. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:28 pm

Jack Palance - Celebrities
I just read about Jack shutting up Tim Burton on the Batman set. Lol priceless -- Submitted By: (trigga415) on July 19, 2012, 4:27 pm

Billy Joel - Music Groups
I almost voted for post 1983 until I realized even that was one album too late. I didn't care for "An Innocent Man" too much. To me that was when Billy stopped being Billy and started using worn out "gimmickry" (e.g. "yet another 50s revival - oh joy - we didn't get enough of this with Happy Days") to sell records. From then on, gone were the prominent piano parts that were staples of his songs on every album up to The Nylon Curtain, replaced with standard, basic, guitar-oriented pop-rock. An Innocent Man wasn't the worst of this, but it was the start of it. It had a few bright spots, but overall it didn't remind me of a Billy Joel's previous style. It sounded more like Billy singing someone else's songs, even though I'm sure he wrote most of them. "River of Dreams" was good as albums go, but I still hear few hints of "classic" Billy Joel in there. Could be a coincidence, but when I believe he boned seems to coincide with his first divorce / marriage to Christy Brinkley. Makes one wonder if his first wife wasn't the inspiration for his early albums. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:23 pm

Bee Gees - Music Groups
They boned when they went disco, because I hate disco. Maybe that's selfish, but that's why we vote. When I hear "I Started A Joke" or "New York Mining Disaster", it sounds like someone wrote a song he wanted to mean something. When I hear "Stayin' Alive" or "You Should Be Dancing", I'm reminded of that 1970s celebration of white Italian (I am one) trash called "Saturday Night Fever". There's a reason disco nostalgia came and went quickly in the 1990s. It has very little staying power. It's just not fun music to listen to. If you like dancing, it's passable, but what if you like MUSIC? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:13 pm

24 - TV Shows
I still love this show but it's obvious after reading this page that this show has jumped more times than can be counted. All of it though never really created a downfall, it was only momentary. The show lasted because it never really changed, it always felt like season 1 with a new wrapping - great for a long running show. -- Submitted By: (trigga415) on July 19, 2012, 4:11 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
How can anyone say "Revolver" wasn't good after hearing "Tomorrow Never Knows"? That song was alternative rock before there was alternative rock. IMO though, Rubber Soul was their best album as it appealed to both original Beatle fans who preferred their backbeat roots, and their "hippie" fans as that was when their sound, not to mention their album art, began to evolve more in that direction. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:07 pm

Beat, The - Music Groups
I could never stand the lead singer's voice. It was like a cheap David Bowie impersonation, and General Public (this band's successor) was a complete atrocity. Hearing the ridiculously overplayed 1980s dreck "Tenderness" (did this song even CHART?) to this very day inspires great despair in me. Sappy garbage. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:59 pm

Bay City Rollers, The - Music Groups
Day 1. Their only "other" hit was a cover, which was later covered again (I Only Want To Be With You). Not even sure "Saturday Night", their only passable song (which was a lot less passable the last time I heard it) is original. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:49 pm

Asia - Music Groups
They were never all that, and their 2nd album was horrible, but the real boning moment came when Steve Howe left the group and they soldiered on without him. They were supposed to be a "supergroup", but without Howe they were a lot less super. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:46 pm

Amy Winehouse - Music Groups
Robert, I don't see why I should be forced by my government to do without enjoying a "J" once in a while just because people like Amy Winehouse are stupid. It's one reason I vote that she sucked from the start. If there's one thing I can't stand it's people who can't control themselves causing regulations to be imposed on those of us who survived because we can......and yeah, I can predict many will give me the "you say that now" speech. Whatever......30 years and counting. Let me know when it's gonna happen. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:40 pm

Aldo Nova - Music Groups
Is that why when "Fantasy" was "new" it sounded so familiar? I could have swore that song was already several years old when it "world premiered" on MTV. Now it makes sense. The only other song of his I remember is "Monkey On Your Back", which was lame, overdone, and quickly in and out of MTV's "power rotation". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:33 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
Brian relied too much on Angus? What about that voice? Fingernails on a chalkboard compared to Bonn. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:24 pm

Flock of Seagulls, A - Music Groups
If I had a photograph of you.....or something to remind me......I wouldn't spend my life just Wish-ing [ing ing ing ing] -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:19 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
... But on the topic of KH, she has always struck me as Hollywood Fake. And frankly, I never thought she was all that hot, IMO. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:17 pm

Zulu (Gilbert Lani Kauhi) - Celebrities
Another "why bother?"......."Zulu as Kono" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:16 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
I can vouch for what kingbk says about Hollywood. If you are trying to break into showbiz and happen to be married (Hetero-marriage- that is) NOOOOOBODY wants to hang out with you, Seriously. It's only the couples who were already famous when they got married that everybody fawns over. If you're a married nobody trying to break in. Forget about it. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:14 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
Yeah, she probably has ol' Hef on speed-dial. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:05 pm

Polly Holliday - Celebrities
Sadly, she'll probably always be best known for her role as Flo in Alice. What people don't realize is that she has a VERY broad range as an actress. I've seen her in other roles, and she was so good, I didn't even once think "HEY! That's Flo!" I think she is generally very under-rated as an actress, but it's nice to see that she gets work. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:04 pm

Wayne Rogers - Celebrities
Not "everything" since M*A*S*H. "House Calls" (also based on a feature film) was pretty good before Lynn Redgrave left. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 2:59 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
No to mention Mockumentaries about Mermaids. I thought this was supposed to be educational TV? Did I, at some point, wake up in an alternate reality where the Special Ed. kids took over the world? -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 2:58 pm

Six Flags - Random Topics
The kid in me LOVES going to amusement parks! But the grownup in me just hates pissing away $200 (easily) to take the family to go stand in line for 3/4's of the day. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 2:55 pm

Wayne Brady - Celebrities
He boned when he hosted this lame race-baiter fest on TV Land called "That's What I'm Talking About". A typical episode included "panelists" such as Al Sharpton, Harry Belafonte and George Lopez being tossed softball questions with no follow up. One question Wayne posed that started out interesting was when he asked the panelists whether OJ was guilty, and the too lame liberals Sharpton and Belafonte answered that "a jury found him not guilty", but that wasn't what Wayne asked! We know what the jury said, he asked YOUR opinion. They copped out and Wayne failed to call them out for it. Show was a joke, and the start of TV Land itself boning the fish. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 2:06 pm

Terrell Owens - Celebrities
I wonder if I should have voted "Dancing / Not that there's anything wrong with it" but he boned long before that. His celebratory dances in the end zone were nauseating, and how did those not draw a flag? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:33 pm

Ted McGinley - Celebrities
He boned back, because before Married.....With Children, he was pretty much the kiss of death whenever he was cast on a show. I agree it wasn't his fault, but all those sorry coincidences can't be ignored. Truth is he took a lot of roles on shows that everyone knew were on the downward slide. Do I blame him? Hell no! Struggling actors have to eat, but I can't vote "never boned". If anything, the string ended when he was cast on "Married.....With Children". I don't think he was better than Steve, or worse. I think they were both funny, but in a different vein. Steve was funny because he always let himself get dragged down to Al's level. Jefferson was funny because he was already there, but was always having to hide that from Marcy. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:31 pm

T. R. Knight - Celebrities
I don't think he got Birk removed from the show. I think that was Katherine Heigl deciding she had the right to be more offended by what Isaiah Washington said than T. R. Knight was. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:23 pm

Sylvester Stallone - Celebrities
Best movie = Nighthawks -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:21 pm

Sidney Poitier - Celebrities
Wow, nobody voted on Sidney Poitier, star of "The Blackboard Jungle" and "In The Heat of The Night" amongst other classics. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:06 pm

Shirley Jones - Celebrities
Talented, gorgeous, sweet....even now! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:05 pm

Sean Penn - Celebrities
He boned when he married Madonna. Talk about a mismatch made in hell. The movies they did together were horrible. Anyone remember "Shanghai Surprise"? After they divorced, it was a while before he could rehab his image (yeah, it took a major hit from all those beat up photographers long before most of us knew who Chavez was). -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 12:59 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
I was so looking forward to getting this channel (it used to be great). About 50% of the shows are now different reality shows about hillbillies "catchin' critters". The idiotic haunted house one is on all the time, too. Sometimes they have Animal Cops reruns. That seems to be the entirety of their programming. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 10:07 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
My dad was a cheapskate and would never get us cable TV. I always vowed that when I grew up I would get it. I'm finally in a financially secure situation and got cable at last as of a week ago. And guess what, it's crap. So many channels, but all those channels are full of reality shows. And I have to pay extra for HD, when it's free over the antenna. When the low promotional price expires in 6 months, I'm probably going to cancel unless the programming improves. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 9:57 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
I've been told that the guy did know what he was doing once upon a time and he's been coasting on that reputation for decades ever since. He kept working way past his expiration date because he had all those wives and kids to support. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 9:19 pm

Florence Henderson - Celebrities
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/26/florence-henderson-john-lindsay-crabs_n_884699.html -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 8:58 pm

Sean Hannity - Celebrities
I am SHOCKED someone voted for theme song change, but Im glad they did it because I voted for that. The theme song he uses since 9/11 is the most sappy, cliche-riddled piece of garbage known to man. Not one original line in that entire sappy fishboner. Cant listen to Hannity anymore. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 18, 2012, 5:00 pm

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
I never really got into STH, probably cause I never owned a Sega. However, merging obvious rivals together is an automatic bone. Absolutely never, should Mario and Sonic be along side one another. It's bad enough Donkey Kong has been reduced to being a tritagonist, maybe not even that. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 18, 2012, 12:09 am

Elisabeth Shue - Celebrities
She was cute when she was younger. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 18, 2012, 12:00 am

Deep Purple - Music Groups
RIP Jon Lord. In my estimation, the heart of Deep Purple. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:58 pm

Hip hop music - Random Topics
Hip hop boned for the same reasons all other genres of music have. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:56 pm

Lisa Marie Presley - Celebrities
Presley and Jackson "marriage". The king of rocks daughter marrying the king of pop? If that's not PR bs I don't know what is. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:54 pm

Jennifer Lopez - Celebrities
I heard on the radio today that JLoser is leaving American Idol along with Steven Tyler. She went on to say she thinks that Mick Jagger, Bono or Bon Jovi should take her place. Um.. 2 out of 3 of those people are bigger, better and more talented than Tyler, she, and AI all put together, Jagger especially. How vain can you be? Oh well, AI is the real Devil's music anyway. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:50 pm

Jon Lord - Music Groups
The keyboard sound of Deep Purple. Some of the best and most influential music of the 70\'s. He will be sorely missed by all. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on July 17, 2012, 8:55 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
You'd think they'd show some wholesome wildlife documentaries and National Geographic nature specials, but no, they show idiotic reality shows that aren't even animal related. Haunted houses? Really? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 17, 2012, 7:11 pm

TLC (The Learning Channel) - Random Topics
Like the other specialty channels, they started to show dumb reality shows that have nothing to do with the channel's original intent. I just found out that disgraced baseball star Pete Rose will be starring in a reality show on this channel. If it hadn't boned before, it has now. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 17, 2012, 6:54 pm

Sally Field - Celebrities
If she's using the medication she's pitching, or endorsing, because it's helping her with some condition, I think that's perfectly OK. At least she gets to the point, unlike those awful prescription meds commercials that seem to go on for an eternity, with the corny music and amateur actors. I don't think I EVER want to hear about "Yaz birth control pills" ever again! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 5:03 pm

Rudy Giuliani - Celebrities
I never agree with any mayor taking people's real property for being ACCUSED of a crime. Whatever happened to due process? First it was they'll take your car for drunk driving (accused, not yet convicted), then it was wreckless driving (not necessarily drunk), then the successor he endorsed expanded it to illegal fireworks possession (all fireworks in NY State are illegal - doesn't entitle some rich out-of-touch buttmunch mayor to my car). The last one is a Bloomberg deal, but Giuliani was the inspiration for it. No forfeiture without due process! These last two mayors have sucked in that regard, and please don't hand me some "end justifies the means" BS. This is still America, and only our constitution can justify the means. If it can't, then the law should be struck down. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:53 pm

Rodney Dangerfield - Celebrities
"I must be an ass man, because everyone I meet says 'you're an ass, man!'" - RD Never boned! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:40 pm

Robert Duvall - Celebrities
He never boned, but The Godfather franchise sure did by not getting him for Part 3. Never understood that. Tom Hagan was sorely missed in that final chapter. I heard that one offer was made (faxed), which Duvall turned down expecting to hold out for more, but no other offers came. Really? One of the stars of the first two films and you can't up the ante a little or have a face to face with the guy to find out what he might want? Sheesh! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:34 pm

Richard Nixon - Celebrities
What nobody's pointing out is HOW STUPID Watergate was for Nixon to be involved with in the first place! He won 49 friggin' states! Was he worried? Sheesh! Totally flushed a second term he was given with an overwhelming mandate. When you're forced to resign less than half way through a 2nd term you won in a ridiculous landslide, there's no doubt you have boned the fish! The wrongness of it is one thing, but it pales next to the utter stupidity of it! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:13 pm

Priscilla Presley - Celebrities
To me she'll always be the hot MILF from The Naked Gun movies. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:05 pm

Prince William of Wales - Celebrities
I suppose he never boned, but I bet I'd have more fun hanging out with his pot smoking brother who dresses as "der fuhrer" at costume parties. Now THAT GUY is a card! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:03 pm

Polly Holliday - Celebrities
Never leave a supporting role in a successful sitcom for a starring role in a spin-off that could be a bust. The Ropers was the same deal. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:01 pm

Plaxico Burress - Celebrities
He might have boned back, but it looks like it wasn't meant to be. His one season "comeback" with the Jets was marginal, and he wasn't asked back for 2012. Nobody has contacted him and it appears he's retired. He jipped himself out of his last big contract by being wreckless. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:59 pm

Phil Spector - Celebrities
I realize the verdict is in, and people have decided how they feel about Phil Spector as a result, and there's little doubt he's not playing with a full deck and hasn't been since his car accident, but I find it very hard to believe he intentionally murdered Lana Clarkson. I think they were messing around with a gun, probably drunk, and it went off. I don't see a motive to murder her really. Because she wouldn't put out? I don't buy that, and I doubt it was the first time he got smacked down. On the other hand, he has used guns to harass people before, both male and female, and by going to the well once too often he was no doubt asking for trouble. Whether it was intentional or not, he really incriminated himself with his prior behavior. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:55 pm

Peter Tork - Celebrities
Never boned, but I don't think he was more talented than Mike Nesmith, and when you take both the quanity and quality of their songwriting contributions to The Monkees, I think it's no contest. Nesmith didn't just write country tunes to sing himself. He also wrote R&R songs that sounded good with Mickey Dolenz singing them(Girl I Knew Somewhere; Daily Nightly; Mary Mary). Tork's most notable contribution was "For Pete's Sake" (another vehicle for Dolenz' voice), but even on this he shared the credit. Some of the songs he wrote for "Head" were OK, but The Monkees' popularity was on the decline by then. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:50 pm

Paula Abdul - Celebrities
Day 1. Her videos made me want to be violently ill, especially the one with the singing animated cat, appropriately titled Opposites Attract, and why not? She is a cliche, so her hit song might as well be one too. BTW, its been proven that the only thing opposites attract is divorce, so she was also running with a lame, debunked concept that only works in movies. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:37 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I won't even vote "after the Soviets fell". Knowing what I know now about OBL, we should have been ROOTING FOR THE SOVIETS to crush Afghanistan, and never boycotted the 1980 Olympics. Score another idiot point for President Jimmy Carter. We had a bunch of Russian saps willing to do what would eventually become our dirty work for us, and we screeched the whole time. Idiots we were. We should have funded them. In the end, the USSR was right. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:20 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
Tolerant and open-minded, indeed. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:15 pm

Olivia Newton-John - Celebrities
Yeah, except that worked for Pat Benatar's voice, while it was gag-inducing for ONJ's. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:15 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
OK. Sci-fi Channel (I REFUSE to call them syfy!) has wrestling, and MTV has everything BUT music. Animal Planet's been doing something stupider than Bigfoot: Haunted houses. Please tell me what those have to do with the animal kingdom! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:14 pm

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002) - TV Shows
A friend got me a DVD collection of this updated series. In many ways it was better than the original: improved artwork, better storylines, much less cheesy. Characters were redesigned for the better (Ram-man was burly and tall instead of a midget with springy legs). Though I don't understand why Skeletor was barefoot this time around. Thanks, CN, for cancelling this so we could get crappy shows like Problem Solverz and Secret Mountain Fort Awesome instead. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:12 pm

Annoying Orange, The High Fructose Adventures of - TV Shows
Cartoon Network has officially entered the dark ages. This is just not funny. At all. The first (and only) episode I watched was a parody of Star Wars...how original! More like DONE TO DEATH. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:11 pm

Scientology - Random Topics
Anyone hear about the Scientology boot camp? It was complete with razor wires, beatings, volunteer punishments, and a sniper's nest. It's alleged to be the reason Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:08 pm

Morton Downey, Jr. - Celebrities
His show started out good, but then he began selling out his core Conservative audience, and pandering to blacks. The beginning of the end for me was when he did yet another pandering show featuring him rapping with some bruthas at the beginning. This was the same guy who whined about the content of heavy metal records, but gangsta rap is OK because that's made by people you can make "kissy-ass" with? He boned irreversibly when he made up the story about being attacked by skinheads in a restroom because of his show's anti-racism themes. By this time, his show was tanking the ratings, because liberals never liked him and conservatives saw him as a sellout kiss-ass. This final act of desperation did him in career-wise. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 2:13 pm

Molly Ringwald - Celebrities
She quit "The Facts of Life" because she knew she was better than that. Never boned! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 2:08 pm

Minnie Driver - Celebrities
Just having the name "Minnie Driver" is a fishbone. Sounds like she should be behind the wheel of a Matchbox or Hot Wheels car. It's just really annoying hearing that name....sounds "contrived". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 2:06 pm

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