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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Alcatraz - TV Shows
Alcatraz attempted to ride off the coattails of a successful franchise, in this case Lost. It could never measure up. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on June 15, 2012, 11:25 am

My Mother The Car - TV Shows
I agree not every episode of this one season wonder was bad. I think the real problem was the title. Too gimmicky and cartoonish....wasn't going to attract grown people much. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 11:19 am

Munsters Today, The - TV Shows
"Popular with international audiences".....and people wonder why Americans are so damned arrogant. Could it be the rest of the world is just completely daft? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 11:11 am

Whale Wars - TV Shows
I only saw a few episodes, I do not like how Animal planet condoning criminal activity and intimation. I wash the whaling ships had a 50 cal. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on June 15, 2012, 11:11 am

Morton Downey, Jr. Show, The - TV Shows
When the show started MDJ was an unapologetic Conservative. As it went along, he began pandering to the left, showing segments of him doing raps with "bruthas" as such. Seemed phony to me and not the reason I originally started watching him. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:59 am

Monty Python's Flying Circus - TV Shows
How can anyone view one of those awful John Cleese-less episodes and say this never boned? From what I recall, the only one that was semi-funny was the one about Eric Idle buying the ant named Marcus, and apparently John Cleese did some of the writing in that one. "Hamlet", "Mr. Neutron" and "The Golden Age of Ballooning" were as unfunny and overdone as it gets. Big fan of seasons 1-3, but no John in season 4 = few laughs. They also took out Michael Palin's old man who always introduced the show with "it's..." Blasphemy! How could they do that to a show staple! It's like they wanted it to be thought of as a different show without Cleese.....and it was....an outright bummer. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:52 am

Mission: Impossible - TV Shows
Am I the only one that remembers the episode where Rollin Hand first appears wearing these glasses with big bulging eyes on them....and then for some reason turns evil and against his friends? Was so young when I saw it that I can't remember exactly how it ended, but I'm sure there was an ep like that. Is that how they wrote him out of the show? I remember hearing Martin Landau supposedly wanted more money and mocked Leonard Nimoy's Spock character when he was picked to replace him. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:35 am

Maude (TV series) - TV Shows
God will get you for being a Republican Arthur! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:19 am

Match Game - TV Shows
Gene Rayburn's "Godfather" impersonations......priceless! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:15 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
With the comings and goings of so many recurring characters, like all of Malcolm's friends other than Stevie being gone the last season (sure sign of a budget cut), it could have boned lots of times, but oddly it never did. Episodes were always funny. Gotta vote never boned....and I'm mad as hell at FX for taking this off my morning reruns and replacing it with Home Confinement, I mean Improvement. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 9:44 am

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
Along the lines of "St. Hawkeye", the episode where the helicopter pilot was paying kids to collect "gadgets", and indirectly causing them to be blown up by land mines, was on the other day. I decided I'd seen that one enough. Honestly, how do issues like this even OCCUR to comedy writers? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 1:15 pm

Love Sidney - TV Shows
How much time do you have? Sidney's glossed-over homosexuality was the worst. If you're going to do THIS show, be honest about the lead character as you were in the movie it was spun off from. Then there's that kid. Everything about her right on down to the actress' name was annoying. Couldn't act. Couldn't sing. What kind of a name is "Kaleena Kiff"? Maybe her middle name was Kristina, so her initials can be K.K.K.? The brilliant parents of child actresses.....again! Getting back to her singing, in the opening theme, at one point she sings "friends forever" so shrill that I though I was listening to Edith Bunker at the wrong speed. Bad....BAD stuff. The original "Sidney Shorr" movie was well done, but this was a terrible follow up to it. Swoosie Kurtz held her own for what that's worth considering the material was so bad. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:29 am

Lou Grant - TV Shows
I think the point was to show an "other side" to the Lou Grant character. Having lost his gig at WJM and the independent network news show he produced there he moved on to a more serious job at a newspaper and became a more serious guy. I also don't think he drank as much on this show as he did on MTM, when he was frequently drowning his sorrows (his divorce, bad ratings, etc.), and even ends up in bed with Sue Ann as a result once. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:22 am

Lost in Space - TV Shows
How DARE YOU say this show boned.....YOOOOOOUUUUUU NINNIES!!!!!! WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:15 am

Lone Ranger, The - TV Shows
It boned when "Lone" impersonated an Italian immigrant named "Luigi", and used this accent that was straight out of Joe Dolce's "shappappa-you-face". He was also constantly referring to himself in the 3rd person...."a-yessa....Luigi she fix-a for you." It was so over the top it was actually funny, but I really doubt they were trying to be. This rivaled Fred Flintstone's alter-ego "Goggles Pizano", which WAS supposed to be funny. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:13 am

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
I was constantly amazed how in the early episodes of this, Laura seemed to think any situation could be solved by her running off into the distance. Her brother (Charles Jr., not Albert the invented one) dies, she runs off into the distance. She looses out to Nelly on something, just run over yonder there. Was that what they did in the 19th century when they were depressed instead of snacking because nobody could afford snacks? Also, while this was supposed to be based on a true story, Mary Ingalls never married. There was no "Adam Kendall" in her life. She basically went blind early in life and ended up a spinster. Nice way to spin a sad story, showing her leading a productive life being married and employed. Also, "Albert" never existed either, so don't feel bad that he gets leukemia and dies in one episode because that's as contrived (I like that word too) as he is. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:06 am

Life Goes On - TV Shows
I can't believe nobody voted for the "Jesse has AIDS" storyline, although the comment about it down below hits the nail on the head. What a depressing gagfest this turned into with that, and then to have him get it from unprotected heterosexual sex. Yeah, him and Magic Johnson, and everyone else who claims that is full of it. I didn't buy that downer crap then and I don't buy it now. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 10:51 am

Life and Times of Grizzly Adams, The - TV Shows
Never boned, although Dan Haggerty always looks like he's smiling no matter what happens. A running joke at my house was us looking at each other grinning ear to ear and in "Grizzly's" voice going "Ben is dead?" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 10:43 am

Lidsville - TV Shows
Why does the wiki article say the magician's name is "Merlo"? I thought it was "Hudu", or was that a different CNR character? I remember "Uncle Crock" and his Match Game stint, so I'm pretty sure I don't have this one wrong. Anyway, am I the only one who thinks the teenage Butch Patrick is 10 times scarier than his pointy-eared alter-ego from the Munsters? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 10:30 am

Country Music - Random Topics
Never cared for country in any form, although I do find it puzzling that it is so popular amongst my suburban friends. Probably because of the recent pop influence. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 14, 2012, 7:18 am

Philadelphia Eagles - Random Topics
Packer fan here with no real rivalry with the Eagles, yet still hate their guts. At worst, scumbags. At best, overrated. Donovan McNabb may be the most overhyped QB in history (that is before Tim Tebow came along), and their recent "dream team" has been nothing but a laughing stock. Considering their fans and the hiring of scumbag Michael Vick, it couldn't happen to a nicer franchise. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 14, 2012, 7:17 am

Nancy Grace - Celebrities
A rude, despicable woman who clearly hates herself and people in general. She loses credibility the moment she opens her mouth. Someone put this witch out of her misery already!! -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 14, 2012, 6:39 am

Full House - TV Shows
Nicky and Alex were so annoying and Jesse and Rebecca were such bad parents, which was sad because before they had kids they didn't seem like they would be. -- Submitted By: (Mac87) on June 14, 2012, 5:23 am

FoxTrot - Random Topics
One of my favorite comic strips back in its heyday. I bought the Camp Foxtrot collection just on a whim one day, and had been reduced to fits of tears from laughter at least 3 different times by the time I was done reading it. For a longtime, it was one of the best and most underrated comics in the funny pages. Then several years ago, Bill Amend got on a big World of Warcraft kick and incorporated it into the strip. Before long, almost all of the strips either related around WoW or required advanced knowledge of Physics in order for it to be funny. It wasn't as relate-able or spontaneous as it had been before. It's since gone to the Sunday-only format but it's still a shell of its former self. Still, I at least have the older strip collections to keep me entertained. Long live Iguanoman! -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 13, 2012, 9:35 pm

Knight Rider (1982) - TV Shows
I think the list above was supposed to be "Super Pursuit Mode" not "Pursuit Mode" since "Pursuit Mode" was on KITT from the start. The one thing I think could have been a bone the fish change was the convertible mode. While as hokey and over used (3 times in one episode) as super pursuit mode was, the idea of a drop-top T-roof car was a blatant "look how cool the car is" addition. -- Submitted By: () on June 13, 2012, 6:55 pm

In Search of... - TV Shows
Oh it boned alright! Don't tell me none of you remembers "In Search Of....Francis The Talking Mule." A fictional talking mule from old B&W movies, and they're looking into whether it's plausible that it was based on a true story. 30 minutes of nonsense. The Amityville Horror ep has nothing on this one. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 5:18 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
I hated when Olivia joined the show. Instead of focusing on the other characters, there were very long segments focusing on Olivia that were not necessary for the main plots of episodes. The episode where Vanessa goes out of town to see a concert only to get stranded is one such episode, IIRC; there's a long segment where Cliff and Olivia are doing a skit before the main action of the episode starts. I want to laugh at a sitcom, but I don't want it to show me pointless sketches I'm supposed to find "cute" because a child is in them. -- Submitted By: (marchosias) on June 13, 2012, 4:10 pm

Hogan's Heroes - TV Shows
This show is before my time, so I don't know much about it. Were the German characters actually Nazis? I'd heard that they were actually regular military and not Nazis. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 13, 2012, 4:04 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
"In America, you put 'In God We Trust' on your money.....in Russia WE HAVE NO MONEY!" - Bobby Hill's "Yakov Smirnov" joke -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:44 pm

Hogan's Heroes - TV Shows
I've reached the point in my life where people being offended genuinely offends me. Enough is enough!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:37 pm

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law - TV Shows
That's as accurate a summary of the show as I've ever seen. Bravo!!! And I watched Adult Swim all the time back in the day. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:36 pm

Good Day LA - TV Shows
Oh dear lord, don't tell me SHE'S still lurking around :-( -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:34 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
This show was actually ahead of its time and truly groundbreaking in that it was the first I can remember to have women over 50 act like horny teen sluts. Now of course pretty much every woman over 50 acts like this but back then it was a novelty. Not that I was anything close to a regular watcher but I did see an episode where Betty White's character apparently was so much woman to handle that the guy DIED having sex with her. Whatever. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:33 pm

Glee - TV Shows
You mean this putrid puerile piece of poop is still on the air??? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:28 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
I realize I haven't commented on this show for 3 years, but now that I see it being brought up again, I've decided it can't be bashed enough :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:25 pm

Hot l Baltimore - TV Shows
The way I see it, the average TV viewer at that time wasn't moronic ENOUGH. The media just needed more time to brainwash people into accepting any old garbage shoved down their throats. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:22 pm

Ironside - TV Shows
".......and Perry Mason jumps up.....that's when he was Perry Mason.....now he's Ironsides....and.....he don't jump up no more!" - Edith Bunker It bore repeating. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:07 pm

Incredible Hulk, The - TV Shows
@(), I think they did end the series with "The Death of The Incredible Hulk" TV movie in the late 1980s. Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno reprised their roles for it. Didn't see it, but the title kind of speaks for itself. Not sure if that meant David Banner had to die too. Have to watch it someday, but it might have the closure you were looking for? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:05 pm

In the Heat of the Night (TV series) - TV Shows
It boned for good when Howard Rollins left, although I agree his guest appearances as an attorney brought nothing to the stories. However, it started to bone when Althea gets raped. Later after both characters were written out, Virgil in one of those cheesy guest appearances reveals they split up because Althea blames him for the rape and that HS kid who shot himself in the cemetary, etc.....to which I said "good effin riddance". I found Althea to be the most annoying, preachy, self-righteous character on this show. When they split it's actually believable because it seemed inevitable given her self-righteousness and apparent distaste for how Virgil went about his job. Just a really annoying woman who looked like she was suffering from "Ally McBeal syndrome". For Christ's sake Ann Marie.....eat some cake or something! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:01 pm

Impossibles (TV series), The - TV Shows
Rally Ho! Maple syrupy garbage this was. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:52 pm

I Dream of Jeannie - TV Shows
Somebody voted for the 2nd (and way better known) theme song? Did you ever hear the 1st? It was corny as hell. It sounded like a nightmare out of "I Married Joan". 2nd theme was no Beethoven's 9th either, but it was definitely more catchy than the original. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:48 pm

House - TV Shows
"Have you ruled out sarcoidosis?" How many different episodes does House say this in? He's worse than Mel on Alice saying "the best defense is a good offense." Every patient in every episode has symptoms of whatever this is? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:36 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
I could never stand this show. It doesn't help that FX recently canned Malcolm In The Middle reruns to put reruns of this late-80s tripe back on. Not a "Jill" fan either, and that's what I voted for. It was awful from Day 1, but Jill was there from Day 1. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:20 pm

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations - TV Shows
His writing style is engaging (both humorous and poignant) and his sense of style is something that I can certainly relate to (we're very close in age, we both love food and have similar attitudes). If I could choose to be on ANY cooking show, it would be "No Reservations". Fortunately, my wife likes him, too. (I think) -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 13, 2012, 4:04 am

Candid Camera - TV Shows
We replaced this man's favorite website with a generic TV Guide blog. Let's see what happens... -- Submitted By: () on June 12, 2012, 6:05 pm

Hogan's Heroes - TV Shows
Has it occured to anyone that if "funny nazis" weren't offensive to the Jewish actors (Werner Klemperer and John Banner) who portrayed them, nor were they offensive to the Jewish writers who wrote their lines, nor should they offend you? I don't recall ever hearing about the Jewish people involved in the production or acting in this show ever throwing any paychecks back in anyone's face over content issues. Seems a little "revisionist" to be offended by it now. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 5:01 pm

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law - TV Shows
Watched this once and thought it was overly contrived garbage using "classic" cartoon characters solely for the sake of injecting them into something "new". I see it hasn't warranted any other comments or even votes even though it's fairly recent. That tells me people stayed the hell away, and from what I saw that was a good move. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:42 pm

Happy Days - TV Shows
If Rock Around The Clock isn't the opening theme of the ep you're watching, don't bother. Maybe that's harsh. Some season 2 eps were OK, but once the audience started cheering for characters (mostly Fonz) when they first appear on camera, it became a giant stroke-off fest. I still LOL at "Potsie and His Raiders" from the stolen bike season 1 ep. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:35 pm

H.R. Pufnstuf - TV Shows
Never boned, but does anyone else think the opening theme of this show rambles on and on about the backstory for way too long? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:28 pm

Growing Pains - TV Shows
It boned when Bon-er left to join the service. He NEVER returned even as a guest. He got Chuck Cunningham'd after being Mike's best sidekick / flunkie, and Mike wasn't as funny without Boner to drag down with him. Say what you want about the actor being typecast, or committing suicide over not being able to shake this character, but this show was never as good after he left. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:24 pm

Grady - TV Shows
I didn't vote on this one because I really only saw the pilot (actually an S&S episode), but I think they gave Grady his own series as payback for his "holding the fort" when Redd Foxx was in a contract dispute with WNBC. Some of the "Grady" episodes of S&S, like Wild Parsley, Cousin Emma and the Ron Glass (character just getting out of prison) episodes of S&S were pretty good, so maybe that's why they thought he could star in his own series. Problem was the premise. Nobody wanted to see Grady as a curmudgeonly grandfather. He worked better as one of FS' cronies watching monster movies and the fights. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:11 pm

Good Morning America - TV Shows
This show premiered with David Hartman as host in the mid-1970s after his last acting gig "Lucas Tanner" didn't pan out. Seemed to me this was Hartman's show. Never paid it much attention after he left. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:02 pm

Good Day LA - TV Shows
Jillian Barberie is just not a likeable TV personality no matter how hard Fox tries to push her on the masses. 'nough said. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:58 pm

Gong Show, The - TV Shows
It boned when they tried to bring it back in the late 1980s without Chuck. Instead they had some guy named Don Bleu hosting it. Yeah, I know, WHO?! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:56 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
It never jumped, but I kind of agree with fletch, although I found it more nauseating with Blanche. Granted, Rue McClanahan was a cute MILF in her "Maude" days, but I found her character creepy on this. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:50 pm

Glee - TV Shows
Every time I hear this show's title, I'm reminded of the Jerky Boys' bit "Kessel Wants To Sing". Q: So you want to join a glee club? Kessel: Right! 'cause I'm filled with glee! I just can't take this show seriously with that in my head everytime there's an advertisement for it. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:30 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
I don't know if this was intentional or not, but how is it the Soviet Union obviously knows the castaways are shipwrecked on this island but the US doesn't have a clue? And yes, I do mean the entire "Soviet Union", not just select hapless citizens who stumbled upon them by accident like Harold Heckuba, The Mosquitos, or other Americans who find them there. That Russian body double of Gilligan's didn't show up by accident. He KNEW who he was impersonating before he ever disembarked. Then there was the Russian who tried to use them to rob Fort Knox. How'd he know they were there to be his patsies? Then there was the "ghost" Russian played by Richard Kiel ("Jaws" from the Bond movies). He knew they were there too, else who was he trying to scare off the island / blow up? And why did the Russians want the castaways dead? Very weird plots in those "Russian" episodes that makes you wonder if they weren't trying to make them look smarter than their "clueless" American counterparts. Apparently if you were American, you were a dolt unless you were Professor Roy Hinkley lol. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:21 pm

Get Smart - TV Shows
How many different chaos agents did Len Lesser (Seinfeld's Uncle Leo) play on this show? His character would get knocked off one week, then he'd be back playing some other chaos guy the next week. He was like Jim Rockford's Firebird. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 11:47 am

Get a Life - TV Shows
I agree that season 2 was a fishbone. "Cousin Donald" and "Wallet Boy" were the best eps from season 1 though. Donald was played (and nailed) by the great Jackie Earle Haley of "Bad News Bears" and "Breaking Away" fame. He was later nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for "Little Children". At one point he rubbed Chris' face in it about having an "eight....followed by TWO ZEROES" in his bank account. Then the gig was finally up when Chris found out the bank wanted to repo Donald's '84 Chevette, which Chris was in the process of trashing for "revenge". Great stuff! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 11:44 am

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
@Pelirojo, yes I do know someone who once admitted having liked this, but I never understood where she was coming from. All the annoying stuff everyone is writing about she thought was cool. I never watched this show myself, but I voted that it boned on Day 1, because I found the coming attractions to it infuriatingly stupid...especially when Fox would show them during an NFL telecast. What "football guy" is gonna watch "Shallow" McBeal who's wife doesn't make him? Advertising a show to a non-target audience is a fishbone in and of itself. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 11:33 am

ZIMA - Random Topics
Gotta disagree with you on this one. ZIMA quickly became labeled as strictly a girly drink that no man would ever dare be caught dead with. Only being outed as a Beiber fan would be less manly. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 12, 2012, 9:03 am

Hot l Baltimore - TV Shows
Way ahead of its time. Very funny. Unfortunately, it was too controversial for the average audience at that point in time. It was the first network television show to have a warning at its opening, cautioning viewers about mature themes. It only lasted for 13 shows - evidently, the average TV viewer is a moron. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 8:08 am

ZIMA - Random Topics
ZIMA- never boned. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 12, 2012, 7:56 am

WKRP in Cincinnati - TV Shows
One of the funniest moments in TV history: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." - Mr. Carlson (after Les' hysterical "Hindenburg Disaster" style news coverage). -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 4:52 am

Dead Like Me - TV Shows
A very well done and philosophical show. Absolutely superb. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 4:18 am

Kids in the Hall, The - TV Shows
I agree with the comment regarding the Chicken Lady looking for her old house. That was really funny on a couple of levels, with an absolutely laugh-out-loud ending. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 3:57 am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents - TV Shows
They just don't make them like this anymore! One of the great TV memories from my childhood. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 3:53 am

Dark Shadows - TV Shows
I used to rush home from elementary school to see this. I loved horror stories back then (still do)and this was one cool soap opera! -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 3:50 am

Storage Wars - TV Shows
These guys have interesting characters, so the show is a lot more than just buying storage lockers and hoping to find something valuable. There are some truly humorous moments and some very unusual items to keep your attention. All-in-all, a mild, but entertaining diversion. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 3:29 am

American Psycho - Movie Series
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 11, 2012, 7:28 pm

Family Ties - TV Shows
I thought Alex' best GF on this show was the character played by real life wife Tracey Pollan. When she left and was replaced by Courtney Cox, the show got very contrived. Didn't like the subsequent "love triangle" or the other "hippie-ish" girl involved in that, which was even more contrived. Can anyone seriously see Alex P. Keaton being "torn" over that one? Between the two of them Courtney was a no brainer. The hippie would have driven Alex insane! But I just didn't like Courtney's character on this show. I didn't find it believable. Seemed like a real stretch for her. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 11, 2012, 4:31 pm

Everybody Hates Chris - TV Shows
I love the recurring characters played by 70s-era Norman Lear and other sitcom alumni like Ernest Thomas (Roger Thomas from What's Happening!), Antonio Fargas (Sonny Cochrane from Sanford & Son), Jimmy Walker (JJ Evans from Good Times) and Todd Bridges (Willis Jackson from Diff'rent Strokes). They all do their roles very well, which tells me they ain't no has-beens. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 11, 2012, 4:07 pm

Eight Is Enough - TV Shows
I don't think it ever boned. It did the best it could considering an original cast member (Diana Hyland, their real mom) died after like episode 2. Maybe not very plausible for Tom Sr. to get remarried so quick. BTW, the song "David" sings became the eventual theme music for the show. The original theme was some instrumental standard, which got replaced by "David's song", although I don't think he was the singer when it was used as the theme later on, only in the episode that inspired it lol. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 11, 2012, 3:52 pm

Dynasty - TV Shows
Did someone here actually call the 80s a decade that produced good music? What would be some examples of that? "I Eat Cannibals"? "Don't Put Another Dime In The Jukebox"? "Jesse's Girl"? "Who Can It Be Now"? Anything by Billy Ocean? Someone help me here! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 11, 2012, 3:47 pm

Dragnet - TV Shows
How can anybody say this show boned? You couldn't have seen "LSD Story" to say that. And what about the episode about the misfit kid who crashes the party and holds everyone hostage with his hand on the pin of a hand grenade? "It's my party now, and you're all invited to stay! YA HEAR ME?!?!" ROFLMAO...that one was priceless! Never bones. Ya just gotta be patient with it, and there was humor but it was deadpan humor. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 11, 2012, 3:43 pm

Diff'rent Strokes - TV Shows
Gordon Jump as a child molester is the answer to the question "What's the picture in your mind you LEAST need?" I wonder who it was who first decided that situation COMEDIES should tackle issues like pedophelia (menstruation is another favorite topic of mine to see in sitcoms)? And at least let some B ACTOR have that gig. Why drag Mr. Carlson through the mud?!?! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 11, 2012, 3:33 pm

Kung Fu - TV Shows
I agree. It makes me angry to think that we could have had Kung Fu starring Bruce Lee (aka MR. KUNG-FU!!) but didn't due to Hollywood racism. Perhaps Bruce wouldn't have died had this show taken off and he didn't have to move to Hong Kong to get roles. So instead you get a white guy spewing fortune cookie platitudes while kicking in psychedelic slow-mo. If Hollywood has to reboot something, it should be this show. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 11, 2012, 2:50 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
I like the show overall, but I find it really irritating anytime they involve the character of Wolowitz' unseen but too often heard (loudly!) mom. She's just too ridiculously over the top to be real, and if someone is like her IRL it's just not funny. She's the kind of person I knocked over innocent bystanders yelling "gang way!" to avoid in my younger days. Meanwhile, Wolowitz brings chicks back to THAT HOUSE of all places for sex, more than once as if he can't seem to grasp what a bad idea that is (yet he's brilliant). Spring for a motel room you cheap fk! How could you NOT with a mom like that at home? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 11, 2012, 11:38 am

Alien Movies - Movie Series
I regret to say that Prometheus was disappointing. Didn't tie into Alien well at all and didn't really make any sense. It was visually stunning, but the story often reminded me of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Star Trek V. The writer of LOST wrote it, and it shows. Stuff just happens and it is never explained. It ends on a cliffhanger for a sequel that may or may not happen. Meh. I'd recommend waiting to rent it unless you really need to see it in 3D. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 10, 2012, 5:50 pm

Game Of Thrones - TV Shows
I've heard some people compare it to Lord of the Rings, but I couldn't disagree more. This is the complete opposite of Lord of the Rings. I feel that this show is more akin to "I, Claudius". -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

Kung Fu - TV Shows
That show could have USED Jackie Chan or someone with a sense of humor. As it was, it usually seemed a pretentious, ponderous dreary mess with an occasional unintentionally funny moment here and there. Yes, I even thought this back in the early 70's. RIP,Mr. Carradine notwithstanding. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 9, 2012, 3:49 pm

Finding Bigfoot - TV Shows
Good point, Travaltron! It's somewhat like wondering what would happen if a dog chasing a car would do if he actually CAUGHT one! LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 9, 2012, 3:43 pm

Best of the West - TV Shows
Parker, Let's not forget that Andy Griffith played Joel's unreconstructed Confederate father-in-law who'd never forgiven his daughter for marrying a Yankee. Not PC but he did the role well and this phenom was hardly unknown. Besides, I always think it interesting when Mr. Griffith plays an antagonist instead of a hero! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 9, 2012, 3:41 pm

Muppet Movies, The - Movie Series
When the celebrity guest stars got to be too much. Granted, they had them in the earlier classics as well as the Muppet Show, but lately, they've gotten to be the main draw of the movies, instead of the muppets themselves. Am I really supposed to believe that Kermit and the gang rub elbows with the likes of Whoopi Goldberg, David Arquette, and Kathy Griffin? Which brings me to my next point. Ever since Jim Henson died, Kermit the Frog's ego has gotten completely out of control. It started off with his face being the Muppet logo, to pointless appearances in Muppet projects (i.e. the "narrator" of Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas, and he doesn't appear for the rest of the film!), now he's gone total Hollywood on us. He's partying with celebrities, appearing on game shows, and barely has time for his friends anymore. Why can't he bring Fozzie or Gonzo with him? Or if he does, they're the 3rd wheel. He is no longer the humble, hardworking frog that we used to know. One might argue that he's gone Howard Stern on us. Kermit will be appearing on Celebrity Rehab before long because his behavior and lifestyle choices are completely out of control. You heard it here first! -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 9, 2012, 11:59 am

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
Putting down someone's religion while insisting that our children be taught an outdated nightmare about being descended from monkeys is the real boner. -- Submitted By: (Locutus) on June 9, 2012, 11:15 am

Ann Coulter - Celebrities
Has done more to set back intellectual discourse in this country than almost anyone. I know the right-wing spambots on this site will vote this comment down. Bring it on, sorry you can't handle the truth. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 8, 2012, 7:35 am

Seth Rogen - Celebrities
I never understood his appeal. Then again, I'm not an overweight frat boy obsessed with pot and sex. But seriously, I've never laughed at him or any of his movies. -- Submitted By: () on June 8, 2012, 7:34 am

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
More people bitch....and BTF keeps on rolling ... 3+ years of telling you when stuff sucked. Never Boned. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 7, 2012, 11:23 pm

Metallica - Music Groups
(m)etallica (small "m" is intentional) is the only music band I truly despise. There are many music acts Chubby don't like (Bieber, Any Country)- but for the most part (take Bieber for example) dude is lame bubblegum pop, and stayed... bubblegum pop. (m)etallica is deceptive, and left metal years ago, if they were even a real metal band to begin with. Now they use their ill-gotten metal wealth to force their way back into the scene- and continue to embarrass themselves. At this point, they have about 8 good years and over 20 lame years, were the 8 good years a hoax to hide the ultra lame that is (m)etallica? Really makes you wonder. I cant wait for them to force themselves back on Sirius XM's metal channel so they can be publically stoned by the metal community and the DJ's are stuck defending it as "they paid management for this, we didn't decide to play 24/7 (m)etallica for 3 weeks!" Was there ever a band that was so much fun, and was so easy to hate? Boned. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 7, 2012, 11:21 pm

Steven Tyler - Celebrities
While I'm sure alot of people think He and the rest of Aerosmith boned in the 80s, maybe even 90s. He solidified his bone status when he joined American Idol imo. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 7, 2012, 10:36 pm

Metallica - Music Groups
I don't go out of my way to listen to Metallica songs but I prefer their Pre-Black stuff. There were a few songs, after Black, I didn't mind. But still overall it has been terrible. They ruined Unforgiven, 3 fold. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 7, 2012, 10:32 pm

Dreamworks Animation - Random Topics
True story: somebody I went to high school with actually worked on Kung Fu Panda (and apparently the Hunger Games as well among others). BTW that Circus Afro bit makes me want to shoot my TV. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 7, 2012, 7:27 pm

Metallica - Music Groups
I officially and wholeheartedly approve of ChubbyRain's sudden spate of Metallica bashing. That is all. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 7, 2012, 7:09 pm

Hilarious House of Frightenstein, The - TV Shows
I AM The WolfMAN OWWWWOOOOOOOO! Best recurring sequence on the show. This was like a live-action "Groovy Goolies" type thing. Long forgotten by most in the US because it was mainly shown in Canada from where it originates. I saw it on WNEW, Channel 5 (now Fox-WNYW) in NY in the 70s. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 7, 2012, 1:47 pm

Best of the West - TV Shows
Never forgave WABC for cancelling this after only one season. While "Silver Spoons" lasted a few years, Joel Higgins was much better in this. The late Leonard Frey, Tracy Walter and Christopher Lloyd who recurred on this while also on Taxi, were great too. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 7, 2012, 1:44 pm

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
@lrbloom: I saw Lohan's Playboy pics, and they weren't anything to write home about. BTW, she was NOT the Playmate of the Month. If that had been the case, we'd be having a "BTF?" discussion about Playboy. Anyway, even as ravaged as I suspect she is by the rough life she's gotten herself into, the pics might actually have been sexy if she'd done them as herself. Instead, in the pics she's airbrushed and made up to look like the next coming of Marilyn Monroe, and it just comes off as grotesque. It would be fair to say that in recent months she's been making an effort at unboning, but the Playboy photo shoot did NOT help her cause. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 7, 2012, 8:04 am

Dreamworks Animation - Random Topics
In my opinion, Dreamworks' films have improved a lot since Kung Fu Panda (although I personally never had a big dislike for them anyway), but if there is one thing that annoys me about them, it's that they will milk/overexpose any character or scene from their films that gets even remotely popular (I'm looking at you, Circus Afro). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 7, 2012, 3:47 am

Adventure Time - TV Shows
This show hasn't boned yet, probably never will. It and Regular Show are among the few shows I look forward to every week. It's a children's fantasy show that seems to be written by a child, in a great, hilarious way. -- Submitted By: (sonicreducer12) on June 6, 2012, 4:35 pm

Jennifer Westfeldt - Celebrities
Who? -- Submitted By: (Locutus) on June 6, 2012, 3:43 pm

Metallica - Music Groups
Makes "Load" sound like a master piece. http://www.loureedmetallica.com/listen-to-lulu.php -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 6, 2012, 5:24 am

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