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Bone The Fish - Most Recent Comments!

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Major League - Movie Series
As others (including myself) have already posted, Major League 2 had a multitude of problems. The thing that stuck out like a sore thumb, though, was Wesley Snipes' being replaced in the role of Willie Mays Hayes by Omar Epps. It wasn't that Epps was horrible -- he was actually pretty good -- but that he just didn't bring quite the same flair to the role that Snipes did. As far as I'm concerned, we had Hayes in the first movie and "fake Hayes" in the second. It wouldn't have made that much difference in the overall quality of the movie, but they would have been better off writing Hayes out of the movie and putting Epps in as a totally new character. In real life, of course, the reason Snipes didn't return for the second movie was because he'd gotten his acting career established on his own, and ML2 had an obvious reference to that by depicting Hayes as having starred in an action movie during the off-season. But since Snipes was gone, Hayes should have been gone as well. That wouldn't have turned ML2 into high art, as it had plenty of other problems, but at least it wouldn't have been **as much** of a fish-fest. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 14, 2013, 8:30 am

Montauk Monster, The - Random Topics
The Montauk Monster? Now that is a random topic. I've first heard about it on some nature mysteries program. They concluded the creature is actually a raccoon in which the nasal tissue decayed, making its snout look more like a beak. If you look up a pic of a hairless raccoon, they both look similar to each other. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2013, 8:40 pm

Hanson - Music Groups
Mmmhops? Oh...my...God. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2013, 8:11 pm

Arsenio Hall Show, The - TV Shows
He got hipper guests than Carson and scored a large young audience because of it. There was nothing especially funny or intelligent about Arsenio himself, and after Leno stole his guests away from him this became obvious. I think people have nostalgia goggles on with regards to this show. It was never really that good, we were just to young to know better. When Arsenio returns this fall I think people will realize this and he will crash and burn. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 12, 2013, 1:11 pm

Pandora - Random Topics
The App for Pandora only allow 40 hours of music per month. That's pretty lame. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 11, 2013, 6:29 pm

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
Ehh! ShowBiz was better.....I think. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 11, 2013, 6:26 pm

Taco Bell - Random Topics
I miss the actual bell they use to have in these stores. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 11, 2013, 6:14 pm

Wolverine and the X-Men - TV Shows
Though Wolverine did take a lot of presedence in this show (face it, he does anyway - even his three word cameo in X-Men First Class become one of the film's most memorable moments), it was all-round a solid series. The animation was brilliant and showed how far it had come in as a television medium with stories that were sophisticated and continuous. Many favourites were featured it might have been a lot more. Of course, TV executives have to bugger with any good (and potentially good) show nowadays it seems and despite the storyboards for a second season and the show's popularity - it was cancelled. The second season would have featured Apocalypse, the Arch-Angel storyline, maybe even the Phoenix saga and seeing what happened to Emma Frost. What a gosh-darn rip! -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 10, 2013, 9:25 pm

Nicki Minaj - Music Groups
Stupid Hoe has one good thing going for it: the super-sped up version. It is stupid in sort of a manically funny way (though that is my odd sense of humour): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYAxzG1utcw -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 10, 2013, 9:12 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
This has got to be one of the most mean-spirited, sexist and downright unpleasant shows to have ever been made. I do not see any appeal it in; this was from first contact. The jokes are either vile, crude or condoning poor beahviour. By sexist, it treats women poorly and gives men a bad name and influence - nobody wins! That being said, I am certainly not a prig in television; some great shows like Seinfeld and Becker have unpleasant characters but either they have some depth to liking them or there are repercussions and/or other characters not taking kindly to their actions. Here they are just pricks you are expected to find likable and charming from the get go - no! -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 10, 2013, 9:08 pm

Star Trek: The Animated Series - TV Shows
@ParkerTillman: The name of the three-armed alien crewmember was Arex. He was treated as a full-fledged member of the crew from the get-go, which is why the show was never in danger of boning by the "New Kid on the Block" reason. Arex (as well as the felinoid female crewmember, M'Ress) was an example of the show's creators taking advantage of their medium to incorporate less-human-appearing aliens into the cast of characters: It's a lot cheaper to animate an alien than to spring for makeup/costuming/FX to make him/her/it appear on a live-action screen. Arex was also the butt of a sly in-joke (but in a nice way) in the Star Trek Log series of books, i.e., the Alan Dean Foster novelizations of the animated episodes. You remember all those scenes in the original series where some outside force would shake the daylights out of the Enterprise and knock everyone out of their chairs? And we the viewers wondered, "Why the hell don't they have seat belts?" In the A.D.F. novelizations, there was a repeated motif where, as usual, some outside force would start shaking things up. Unlike TOS, though, ONE crewmember would stay in his seat: Arex, reaping the benefits of having an extra arm. It struck me as being a little funny, as well as a mild dig at the TOS writers. Anyway, Arex was the guy's name, and he was NOT a BTF character. TAS still rocks, and A.D.F.'s novelizations are pretty good, too. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 10, 2013, 8:29 am

CiCis Pizza - Random Topics
Cici's is where I started in the workforce, many, many moons ago. The only pizza I liked from there was the alfredo, with various toppings. I didn't really like their pizza sauce but because I worked for them, I got meals for free. So, I didn't complain much about it. Since then, I very seldom eat at Cici's, like once in a blue moon. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 9, 2013, 6:03 pm

Tom Cruise - Celebrities
I'd still watch his movies providing they have nothing to do with Scientology. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 8, 2013, 10:57 pm

Pittsburgh Penguins - Random Topics
Well they certainly stunk against the Bruins in the 2013 playoffs. They were supposed to win the cup, but they got swept in the semi-finals and scored just two lousy goals. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 8, 2013, 10:44 pm

Hanson - Music Groups
They now have their own beer. It's called, wait for it, Mmm Hops. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 8, 2013, 10:33 pm

Stone Temple Pilots - Music Groups
And from what I have heard, he's throwing a HUGE bitchfit about the whole deal, saying the band can't use the STP name with him kicked out -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 8, 2013, 6:54 pm

Game Of Thrones - TV Shows
No comments about the infamous Red Wedding episode? I thought it was great. It really demonstrates the difference I mentioned before between this and LOTR. Middle Earth is romanticized and seems like a world you'd want to live in. The world of Game of Thrones is a harsh, treacherous one more akin to our own. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 8, 2013, 1:03 pm

Newhart! - TV Shows
Green Acres of the 80's. Why does there have to be a horny old slut, like Kathy Kinney to bugger things up all the time? Sheesh! We have all heard the stupid skank jokes before, and before.... -- Submitted By: (ommy) on June 8, 2013, 4:12 am

Hercules: The Animated Series - TV Shows
Hercules? + Disney? (Shudder)....Kinda like shit & strawberry shortcake... -- Submitted By: (ommy) on June 8, 2013, 12:00 am

ZZ Top - Music Groups
One word of this BTF: TUSH! -- Submitted By: (ommy) on June 7, 2013, 11:38 pm

Nicki Minaj - Music Groups
@kingbk: I think she looks more like a Bratz doll. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 7, 2013, 12:04 am

NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) - Random Topics
The system that saved video games. If anyone remembers, video games were left for dead after the crash happened in 1984-1985. When the NES came out, it saved video games and revolutionized the genre with side scrolling games and adventure games that were never possible on Atari such as Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man, Castlevania and Contra. The NES wasn't perfect, as the blowing on games got old and there were a good handful of awful games released for the system. That's why I tend to rate the Super NES higher as the game library was better and the graphics/sound a vast improvement from the 8-bit days, but the NES is a classic game system that can still be pointed to as the catalyst that helped get video games to where they are today. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 6, 2013, 11:21 am

Temple of the Dog - Music Groups
Never boned. The band members were wise enough to stick to this being a one off LP project, despite the commercial success of the album. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 5, 2013, 7:52 pm

Stone Temple Pilots - Music Groups
Looks like Scott Weiland got bounced from the band again. This time the others are keeping the STP name and replacing Scott with another singer, guess they learned from the "Talk Show" fiasco. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 5, 2013, 7:45 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
The 1980's. Tattoo You was the last "classic" Stones album, and it was largely made up of outtakes from their 70's LP's. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 5, 2013, 7:39 pm

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
I remember in living color skit as pee wee I think played by Jim Carrey made the adult version of the show I think it was months or days after Pee Wee's Arrested in a Porn Movie theater and pee wee made a new doll that simulate that doll jerking it and pee wee said " it can play with my drum!!!!!!!! I remember that and while we talk about pee wee's playhouse the genie saying a wish magic words and it goes like this Meliky high hine ho!!!!! and ho is a right word for a kid to say???? -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on June 5, 2013, 3:16 pm

Divorce Court - TV Shows
I recall watching the '80s version of this occasionally to laugh at it. Back then the show was scripted and seemed incredibly lame compared to the unscripted People's Court. It also featured the worst acting and writing on TV, even worse than the daytime soaps. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 5, 2013, 11:36 am

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
Well he did it again folks, another M. Night turkey and even Will Smith and his brat couldn't save it with their Scientology powers. Newsweek called this guy "The Next Spielberg". Bet they regret that one. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 3, 2013, 9:04 pm

NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) - Random Topics
I recently found out that the blinking light/screen glitch is caused by a chip called the 10NES chip that was supposed to prevent game piracy, but ended up hurting the paying customers. You can find instructions online on how to disable the 10NES. Nintendo realized that they had screwed up and removed the 10NES on the revised NES-101 toploaders. I have a toploader and it still works beautifully. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 3, 2013, 8:53 pm

Wells Fargo - Random Topics
The Government still squeezes lemon juice all over these spoiled salmon, Wells Fargo is no exception. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 3, 2013, 8:02 pm

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin - Celebrities
As a wrestler, Stone Cold has achieved what very few can claim to have achieved. As an actor, I find him to be one dimensional. Although, He had his funny moments in the Adam Sandler version of "The Longest Yard" -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 3, 2013, 7:52 pm

Arrested Development - TV Shows
I give season 4 an 8 out of 10. In my opinion, it's not up to the same standards as the first two seasons and probably about par with season 3. I'm not a big fan of the single character centric story lines. Arrested Development was always a show that was the sum is greater than the parts. The humor was at its best when the characters bounced their zanyness off each other. Also, the pacing is much slower at 30+ minutes an episode. The fast paced 22 minute format fit this humor much better. I also got a bit annoyed by Ron Howard showing up on the screen every few minutes. We get it Ron, you are such a witty creative guy. Still, there was a lot of the humor and creativity you expect with AD, so I will say an 8 out of 10, though I wonder if it would have been better for them to end it when they did. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 3, 2013, 7:02 pm

Jean Stapleton - Celebrities
I can see it now: Archie and Edith are in Heaven. Archie says, "Aw, Edith, I missed youse. Heaven ain't Heaven without my dingbat." Edith replies, "Oh, Archie! I missed you too!" and embraces him. RIP Jean Stapleton. You will be missed! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 3, 2013, 5:23 pm

Becker - TV Shows
I handled it okay when Reggie left. Season 5 was still funny. However, when season 6 came along and Bob also left and they replaced him with that other guy, that was when it boned. I do have to give them credit though for ending it after that season. At least they didn't continue to beat a dead horse. -- Submitted By: (Annamarie) on June 3, 2013, 10:38 am

Arrested Development - TV Shows
Sure Season 4 can count. Though I really enjoyed season 4. I didn't really understand what people meant by darker tone until I saw the final episode. I felt the finale was designed as a cliffhanger, not a dark ending. Though I could understand if people object to a series with a shaky future ending a season like that. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 2, 2013, 10:37 pm

All in the Family - TV Shows
RIP Jean Stapleton! -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 2, 2013, 8:13 pm

NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) - Random Topics
Ah, the NES! Playing 8 bit games. Those were the days, Archie. over time the damn cartridges wouldn't work. Everyone and their dog would blow on it to get a game to work properly. Frustration before game play, that's gaming. LoL -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 2, 2013, 8:11 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
I quit bothering with it ages ago due to its consistent nastiness and it's been so long since I've heard from anyone who admits to liking it, I'm wondering WHO could be watching it. Oh, and HOW will it be 'Two and a Half MEN' with the fed-up Angus T. Jones's exit and them apparently bringing aboard the late Charlie's long lost DAUGHTER? Since when is a girl the equivalent to 'a half man'? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 2, 2013, 1:42 pm

Will Smith - Celebrities
Sad to see that Chubby is correct about Will being a Scientologist. I listened to Howard Stern's analysis of Will & Jada's Oprah interview and Will had become just as incoherent as Tom Cruise. Now this M. Night turkey he's in with his talentless son has been shown to be a Scientology vehicle: http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1f8gef/after_earth_is_in_my_opinion_a_movie_strongly/ -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 2, 2013, 1:35 pm

Abe Vigoda - Celebrities
Jay D, No, as of June, 2013, Mr. Vigoda is still with us at age 92 despite having had his death rumored as far back as 1982. The most recent work I can think of is that 2010 Snickers Superbowl commercial he did with Betty White. Ironic that he's best known playing a character with one foot in the grave [Fish] from the 1970's yet he seems to have been blessed with very good health. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 2, 2013, 1:35 pm

Jean Stapleton - Celebrities
She just left us at age 90 but her many works will live on forever. Most notably her fleshing out what could have easily been a one-note, forgettable 'Dumb Dora' character, Edith 'Dingbat' Baines Bunker, but via Miss Stapleton's skill was transformed into the necessary heart and soul of 'All in the Family' in addition to being the often sorely needed comic relief. RIP, Miss Stapleton. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 2, 2013, 1:25 pm

Texas - Random Topics
I'm an Okie who has family in Texas, and has visited there several times. I have nothing but positive feelings about the state. -- Submitted By: (CynicalOkie) on June 2, 2013, 8:39 am

Temp Agencies - Random Topics
It was nothing but a miserable experience for myself. They claim to have a "great job" for you, but it turns out to be the exact opposite of what they advertise. The companies you're placed in always put you in a completely different position than what was actually advertised, and it's a position that chances are, you were never meant to handle. -- Submitted By: (CynicalOkie) on June 2, 2013, 8:36 am

Whataburger - Random Topics
I love their All-Time Favorites menu. I can't seem to pick one or the other, so I just have the person taking my order select it by asking me, "Would you like to try the Chop House/Patty Melt/etc. today?" -- Submitted By: (CynicalOkie) on June 2, 2013, 8:21 am

World of Warcraft - Random Topics
Every expansion seems to be an experiment on what Blizzard wants to do with their player base, and when I was still playing this game, I felt like a guinea pig being experimented on. Plus, when Blizzard was bought out by Activision, the game seemed to be going on a downward spiral that continues to this day, with catering to terrible players. -- Submitted By: (CynicalOkie) on June 2, 2013, 8:18 am

Bob Newhart Show, The - TV Shows
Never boned! In my opinion this show doesn't get the credit it deserves. I agree that a big part of the success of this show were the supporting cast as well as excellent writing. One of my favorite moments from the show is when Bob and Emily are dining out with Emily's parents and Bob keeps insisting on picking up the check. It gets to the point where Bob ended up paying the tab for the people eating next to them because he wouldn't let the waiter finish telling him that the check was for the other people; Bob was too busy insisting on picking up the check. Back to the supporting cast; there were times when Bob "was out of town" so those episodes concentrated on the "others" in the show. And it was obvious that they had no problem with Bob not being there. Some of the best episodes were without Bob. Such as the one where Bob is gone and Emily is going out to dinner with an "old friend"; David Hedison. Of course Howard; Carol and Jerry think that Emily is fooling around and spy at the restaurant. The rest of that scene was "pure gold". I say that this show was easily one of the best comedies of all time. It never got "old" and it didn't "preach" anything like MASH did. It was written and acted out to make you care for the characters and laugh at their "daily exploits". It succeeded at the highest level. -- Submitted By: (Pete) on June 2, 2013, 4:39 am

Bewitched - TV Shows
I agree that the show boned with the replacement of Dick York. It was obvious that there was no chemistry between Darrin #2 and Sam. You could see that Dick York and Elizabeth had a genuine love/chemisty between them. Some of my favorite episodes involved Aunt Clara because it was also obvious that Dick York loved her as much as Sam did. As stated in the other comments Dick York was an exceptional actor to say the least. It was too bad that his medical condition forced the "people in charge" to replace him. I also agree with the comment about Darrin #2 kissing Sam seemed to be like watching "an affair"; leaving you with a "bad feeling". And again; it seemed obvious that Darrin #2 was "forcing himself" to kiss Sam; no genuine feeling of love came across in those scenes, (of course now we know why). One last note; Samantha over Jeannie any day! -- Submitted By: (Pete) on June 2, 2013, 4:17 am

Skittles - Random Topics
The one where a woman picks Skittles attached to a guy's face and eats them is gross. There's one where Abraham Lincoln runs on a treadmill and sweats Skittles. Is that where they come from? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 1, 2013, 2:15 pm

TheTruth.com - Websites
Well, I recently saw one of the newest ads from The Truth. It's probably one of the worst commercials in the history of television. A stuffed dog is mounted on a giant clear pipe, as is a stuffed cat. You see, tobacco has urea, which is found in cat pee, and methane, which is found in dog poop. People are asked which is the uglier truth and press a button indicating their vote. Press the button for dog poop, and the stuffed dog defecates into the pipe. Press the button for cat pee, and the stuffed cat urinates into the pipe. It's even more disgusting than it sounds. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 1, 2013, 2:03 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Elainewood's insight is far better than anyone else's? All she does is insult people who don't agree with her. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 1, 2013, 1:51 pm

McLean Stevenson - Celebrities
There is even a term for a career that goes nowhere after leaving a successful show: McLeaning. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 31, 2013, 4:09 pm

Vegas - TV Shows
It's too bad that CBS cancelled this one. It was one of the better shows on broadcast TV. Sure, they cancel this, but keep dreck like "Two and a Half Men" on--go figure! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 31, 2013, 12:05 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Read elainewood's posts on this site and ignore the rest. Her insight is far and away better than anybody else's here. BTW, JustLooking, if it weren't for unions and Social Security, most people would NEVER be able to retire like yourself. If left to their own devices, corporations would see to it that there would be NO employee rights-all rights would go exclusively to the employers. I, for one, do not want to live in such a Hell-Hole!!! You go Elaine! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 31, 2013, 11:16 am

Modern Family - TV Shows
I don't watch the show because I can't stand that Manny kid. He seems to get way too much attention. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 29, 2013, 11:37 pm

Abe Vigoda - Celebrities
So is this guy dead now? He was wonderful as Fish. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 29, 2013, 11:22 pm

Billy Joel - Music Groups
I like all his stuff up until the Bridge album. Even the relatively obscure album Streetlife Serenade is full of great songs. His talents as a musician shines through on the instrumental "Rootbeer Rag." "We Didn't Start The Fire" is the only song of his that I can't stand. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 29, 2013, 11:17 pm

Jack in the Box (restaurant) - Random Topics
Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not. It just depends on my mood I guess. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 29, 2013, 7:43 pm

Teen Wolf - Movie Series
MTV has made a show out of this. It look horrible, but I haven't officially watched it. I just know, from a preview I had seen, some dude drowning another dude. I don't recall Michael J. Fox or Jason Bateman doing that one bit. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 29, 2013, 7:39 pm

Randy "Macho Man" Savage - Celebrities
Arguably, the most colorful and charismatic wrestler of all time. I bet, if he were alive today, he could show this new breed of carbon copy misfits how it's done. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 29, 2013, 7:11 pm

Dallas Cowboys - Random Topics
I think Geri "Atric" Jones should fire himself. Maybe, just maybe, the Cowboys can regain some credibility. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 29, 2013, 7:02 pm

Pittsburgh Penguins - Random Topics
Pre-Mario Lemieux, you couldn't pick out a Penguin fan in Pittsburgh even if you were given a thousand tries. After they started to stink again, people stayed away. Guaranteed once Crosby gets old, and the Penguins stink again, the fans will once away stay away in droves. At least Flyers fans stick with the team, even in the worst of times. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 29, 2013, 12:11 pm

Youtube - Websites
Then again, when one is on top, and there really is no clear competitor to give us something to compete against YouTube, the one on top tends to get complacent, and knows it can get away with a lot more -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
I'm sure there are others that could make that argument (Obama, Nixon, etc.) If anything, the guy was nothing more than a puppet, and Rumsfield, Cheney, etc. were the real power behind that presidency. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 29, 2013, 12:08 pm

Survivorman - TV Shows
@jimdcarter: Since you've never watched the show, you're not in a very good position to dish on it. I won't dispute your point that reality TV shows in general have either gone BTF or are pretty close. I hardly watch any reality TV, so I'm not in a good position to argue with that point, and since I don't care much for reality TV in general, I'm not very inclined to argue with that point, anyway. But I have seen all the episodes of Survivorman, and where this show is concerned I'll dig my heels in and say that you're totally wrong. It kept its premise very simple: There is a situation and we see how the host deals with it. The basic premises of most other reality shows, however, rely on some kind of gimmick or con, which IMO places them on shaky ground from the start. (For that reason, the original Apprentice is one of the very few reality shows I've actually liked.) Anyway, Survivorman kept it simple, didn't stray from its premise, and also closed up shop before it had a chance to bone. Yes, Les Stroud's reason for quitting was the extreme physical demands of doing the show, but by a happy coincidence the timing also ensured the show would never bone. Still rocks in reruns!! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 29, 2013, 7:27 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Three words: Annoying little brat. -- Submitted By: (paulbrec) on May 29, 2013, 1:41 am

Youtube - Websites
Youtube is a huge major pain in my rump roast. I really hate how they try to police the Internet. They are a video hosting site. That is all they are. They are always trying to tell people what they can and can not put in a video. You know, a lot of people who use Youtube were producing film and video long before Youtube was even thought of. -- Submitted By: (paulbrec) on May 29, 2013, 1:36 am

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
NAFTA!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 29, 2013, 12:09 am

Katy Perry - Celebrities
@johnnydough: that "dumb" look is from her true thoughts showing. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 29, 2013, 12:08 am

Sara Gilbert - Celebrities
Fugly!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 28, 2013, 11:56 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
WORST PRESIDENT EVER! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 28, 2013, 11:43 pm

Peter Falk - Celebrities
Just one more thing...Peter Falk was cool! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 28, 2013, 11:39 pm

Bill Hicks - Celebrities
Not just a comedian; this guy was a prophet! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 28, 2013, 9:50 pm

Arrested Development - TV Shows
Never boned. Question for discussion: does the Netflix season (Season 4) get counted here? Given some of the reviews, I could imagine that a sizable contingent of viewers might felt that it Boned The Fish during Season 4, as the tone was darker and the plotting and pacing changed, and the inclusion of some new actors to play younger versions of existing characters (Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen, Max Winkler) is sure to be controversial. Ironically the exact moment that perhaps was closest to boning in Season 4, IMHO, involves some of the scenes with Max Winkler playing a younger version of his father\'s character (Barry Zuckerkorn). -- Submitted By: () on May 28, 2013, 9:44 pm

Bert is Evil - Websites
I can't argue with Bert being a scowly stick in the mud. But Elmo is evil. He's red, part of his name rhymes with "Hell", he controls the minds of little children...Methinks his loopiness is just a cover for how evil he really is. :D -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 28, 2013, 3:20 pm

Angry Beavers, The - TV Shows
One episode stands out for how Godawful it is (it's so bad calling it "Godawful" is actually a compliment!): "Up All Night 2", the sequel to Up All Night. It picks up where the episode left off, with the brothers stuck in the future. Suddenly, it's deus ex machina time: an outhouse TARDIS appears, and takes them back to the past. Now they're too tired to sleep. They flop all over the place. Then they lay in front of each other sticking out their tongues and raspberrying each other. Then their tongues tangle together. Then they fall asleep, the end. It has to be the worst episode of any cartoon. Why did it have to be the Angry Beavers, one of the best Nicktoons? Practically all episodes after that were crap. But none of them could top Up All Night 2 in terms of badness. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 28, 2013, 3:12 pm

Arrested Development - TV Shows
Never boned. Question for discussion: does the Netflix season (Season 4) get counted here? Given some of the reviews, I could imagine that a sizable contingent of viewers might felt that it Boned The Fish during Season 4, as the tone was darker and the plotting and pacing changed. Ironically the exact moment that perhaps was closest to boning in Season 4, IMHO, involves some of the scenes with Max Winkler playing a younger version of his father's character (Barry Zuckerkorn). -- Submitted By: (texasyojimbo) on May 28, 2013, 1:40 am

Survivorman - TV Shows
Never watched it, never will. All reality shows are starting to bone. ENOUGH ALREADY! Let's have somw real TV for a change, like Breaking Bad or Mad Men. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 27, 2013, 11:42 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
With Charlie gone, this show hits a new low each week. I have given this show many second chances before, but I am so done with it now. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 27, 2013, 11:29 pm

Billy Joel - Music Groups
While one can say Billy Joel's music never Boned The Fish or Jumped The Shark, Billy did when he divorced Christie Brinkley and put out his last album of new vocal songs in 1993 with The River Of Dreams. 20 years later Joel has no interest in returning to music and to playing concerts as much as he did in the 70s through the early 00s and a tour he took in 2005. He is now focused on living his life off his royalties. His drinking also got worse for a period to where he crashed his car into a wall and went off to rehab. Then his marriage to his wife Katie Lee ended. He gave up writing new songs and working on melodies. About all he managed to do was a album of classical works and some compilations or a live album and that sort of thing. Elton John has said Billy is lazy now. Then Elton claimed Billy stopped touring with him because he wasn't in the mood. To which Joel said there was a misunderstanding on tour dates. Joel does claim to the New York Times that he writes classical music still and stuff that he likes. But no more rock and pop tunes. He plum got burned out with pop music. So for that he jumped the shark/ boned the fish when he divorced Christie, and rolled out his last album. It all came at the same time followed by him marrying a woman 20 to 30 years younger who later left him as well. -- Submitted By: (AlanVallazza) on May 26, 2013, 12:31 pm

Bert is Evil - Websites
Bert is evil 'cause he's got that perpetual scowl on his face. And also because he's the wet-blanket pissing-in-the-cornflakes sourpuss counteragent to Ernie's fun-loving nature. As for Elmo, he's loopier than a truckload of Froot Loops cereal, but he's not evil. One could well speculate what drugs he might be on, though. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 26, 2013, 1:20 am

Diff'rent Strokes - TV Shows
The show boned for me when I saw how the cast members' personal lives went off the rails after the original broadcast run. Like Chubby said, when you know what's going to happen to these people in real life, it makes the show pretty much unwatchable. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 26, 2013, 1:04 am

Diff'rent Strokes - TV Shows
The Gordon Jump episode was a two-parter. One part would have been enough. I really enjoyed the show as a kid, but in hindsight I think it was a very cheesy show. Same with Silver Spoons. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 25, 2013, 5:05 pm

Target - Random Topics
I really hate their latest commercial which uses a really bad version of the Mr. Rogers theme. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 25, 2013, 4:56 pm

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
Good point, Travltron. My fave era was from 1975 to 1980 and I know how it goes. The show was like that cohort whom one couldn't hang out with enough in junior high but ,after one got past the junior high stage ,said cohort was STILL acted like they were in junior high and one could barely stand them in same doses thereafter. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 25, 2013, 1:09 pm

Skittles - Random Topics
The commercials have become really strange, Starburst too. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 24, 2013, 6:27 pm

Futurama - TV Shows
Too much gross, cutesy or pathetic humor. That stuff works in small doses. Not as a life stlye. Similar to the Tim and Eric show, the recurring joke in Futurama is that "everything is all messed up." The stories often have a clumsly feel to them. Once in a while a good episode. The Simpsons in its heyday (first few seasons) rolled up and smoked all of Futurama. -- Submitted By: (ExTVLover) on May 23, 2013, 12:01 pm

South Park - TV Shows
When Comedy Central censored episode 201, the terrorists won. -- Submitted By: (TheTruth) on May 22, 2013, 11:00 am

Diff'rent Strokes - TV Shows
I love this show but you could name many reasons for Boning The Fish - more than it's fair share of "Very Special Episodes" and poor Gordon Jump being cast as the child molester to name a couple. The main piece of evidence that this show Boned The Fish is that the role of Maggie (Dixie Carter/Mary Ann Mobley) was recast, which begs the question of why the role of Maggie was even created to begin with? Still love the show though, especially since it brought us The Facts Of Life. -- Submitted By: (TheTruth) on May 22, 2013, 10:57 am

Maude (TV series) - TV Shows
The interesting thing about both Maude and All In The Family is that both conservatives and liberals got portrayed as bumbling fools. It's a pretty timeless quality as that is still true in today's political climate. -- Submitted By: (TheTruth) on May 22, 2013, 10:51 am

Major League Baseball (MLB) - Random Topics
Two words: Bud Selig. This asshat is unquestionably the most inept piece of shit who was ever put in charge of a major sport. Just retire already! -- Submitted By: (TheTruth) on May 22, 2013, 10:45 am

Beverly Hillbillies - TV Shows
Pelirojo, it wasn't Shorty who cheated them. It was Honest John played by Phil Silvers. -- Submitted By: () on May 21, 2013, 10:11 pm

Beverly Hillbillies - TV Shows
Fletch, it went color in its 4th season so they had only been there 3 years at that point. Do your research, please. -- Submitted By: (UncleJed) on May 21, 2013, 10:10 pm

Shrek - Movie Series
I hated the third one and it really boned but somehow Unboned itself with the fourth movie, which I loved. It's my favorite of them all. -- Submitted By: (JericaLily) on May 21, 2013, 6:18 pm

ABC Weekend Special - TV Shows
I definitely preferred Willie Tyler and Lester to that OG Readmore character so I feel like the quality took a hit when Willie left. Also they started playing certain ones way too much like "The Secret World of Og." Did they lose the rights to their own backlog? Wonderful show though and the theme song is one of my favorite childhood memories. -- Submitted By: (JericaLily) on May 21, 2013, 5:54 pm

LazyTown - TV Shows
Magnus Scheving is hot. -- Submitted By: (JericaLily) on May 21, 2013, 5:52 pm

Captain Planet and the Planeteers - TV Shows
Total propaganda show however it had a a few refreshingly real moments. It definately boned when the aliens showed up. I'm glad we didn't have to see the version they would have made in the uber PC future. Linka would be dating Qwame; Wheeler would be dating Gee; Ma Ti would still be a wuss. White males would be even more double minus bad etc. -- Submitted By: (ExTVLover) on May 21, 2013, 4:15 pm

RollerCoaster Tycoon - Random Topics
In Game 3 you can make some waterslides that no park in their right mind would ever build. I have one called the Saxophone. It's 400'high and shaped exactly like the instrument. It's fun to watch the riders fly out the mouth and into the pool! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on May 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

RollerCoaster Tycoon - Random Topics
I used to like drowning all the guests in a lake, then reopening the park (All the guests who drowned were immediately replaced with new peeps, and since they all paid admission you\'d make $500,000.00 real quick! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on May 21, 2013, 1:37 pm

Captain Midnight - TV Shows
If there are any of those "Secret Squadron" decoders still bouncing around I'm sure somebody would be willing to pay top dollar on Ebay to get one! -- Submitted By: () on May 21, 2013, 1:13 pm

West Wing, The - TV Shows
"Could it be you were an actor in an Aaron Sorkin liberal fantasy?" - Barack Obama. OK, the President wasn't talking about THIS show in particular, but even he thinks Sorkin's stuff is ridiculous. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 21, 2013, 12:57 pm

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