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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Katie Holmes - Celebrities
Katie Holmes being able to break the brainwashing of scientology gives me a faint glimmer of hope for humanity after all. Now if only more people would follow her lead and break free of the media's brainwashing... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 16, 2012, 9:23 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
Haha, that goes for me too! And to think, people act (or at least used to act) like being interviewed by him was some huge honor. Oh well, he at least went through the pretense of marriage instead of being yet another one of those people who just sleep around. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 16, 2012, 9:19 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
And the sad part is, it's been that way since at least the 40s. I never knew about this incident because I just don't care about celebrities but now that I do I...um...hate her more than I already hate celebs. Yeah, that's the ticket. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 16, 2012, 9:16 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
That's Hollywood for ya. You do anything against the staunch pro-gay, pro-liberal agenda and you can kiss your career goodbye. The institutions that most people believe in (marriage, family, church, etc.) are looked down upon with disdain in Hollyweird. If you want to work in that town, better keep your mouth shut if you're straight and lean conservative, even libertarian, in any way. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 6:37 pm

Stray Cats - Music Groups
I don't think they were one hit wonders. A guy I work with plays a cd of theirs from time to time. They have some pretty catchy tunes. I'm not their biggest fan or anything but the one cd that I've heard I like. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 16, 2012, 6:37 pm

Six Flags - Random Topics
Overall, I enjoyed Six Flags when it was in my city. Sadly, property values, supposedly, made it relocate rides elsewhere and shut down. I hated the long lines for a 3 minute ride though and of course the over inflated prices for concessions. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 16, 2012, 6:31 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
I never understood why this show, and this man, were so popular. Larry always appeared to be sleep walking through interviews with his softball questions and the chain smoking was noticeable in his gravely voice. Add to that the fact this man was the male equivalent of Liz Taylor when it came to failed marriages and I just never saw the greatness of this program. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 6:27 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
Here is where he boned for me, and you all can decide for yourselves whether this is important to you. He had Sharon Tate's (Manson family victim) sister ("Debra" I believe) on for an interview regarding whether Roman Polanski should be allowed back into the US after his statutory rape conviction in absentia decades ago. She mentions to Larry that she speaks to Roman (her former brother in law - the widower of Sharon Tate) on the phone quite often. Larry's "follow up question" to this, is to ask her how she can maintain a relationship with the man who "so brutally murdered her sister". With a horrified look on her face, she proceeded to explain to Larry that it was the Manson family, and not Roman Polanski, who murdered her sister, Sharon Tate. Some things are simply too well known in popular culture to screw up, much less someone like Larry King. Major league boning, and a major league sign he'd been doing this for too long. I'm sure many of the brain dead now believe Roman Polanski is a murderer. Great job Larry! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 4:53 pm

Helen Hunt - Celebrities
A friend of mine worked on the TV show Mad About You, so he got to know both Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser really well. According to him, he liked Paul Reiser, but couldn't stand Helen Hunt. He told me, "she is beyond stuck up and standoffish with everyone. She thinks of herself worthy of diva status when she's done nothing to achieve that." Look at her recent movie output and I think that speaks for itself. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 4:50 pm

Kirk Cameron - Celebrities
How does one "sanitize" Growing Pains? It pretty much came that way, didn't it? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 4:02 pm

Kim Fields - Celebrities
She's 41 years old, so she better have that "break out role" soon. Being eye candy doesn't make her great. Her two sitcoms have been marginal. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 4:01 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
She boned when she insisted Isaiah Washington be fired from Grey's Anatomy after he had already apologized to the offended actor. Even T. R. Knight didn't make any such demand, but Queen Bitch saw to it IW was rendered unemployed, and he's pretty much been out of work since. So he'll NEVER be able to rebuild his career now thanks to Katherine HiHorse. Eff her! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 3:53 pm

Kam Fong Chun - Celebrities
The only true Chin Ho, is Kam Kong. Those were some funny comments on the old site, like "Kam Fong as Chin Ho? Why bother?" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 3:43 pm

John Travolta - Celebrities
He boned when he did Saturday Night Fever. 70s disco movies are an automatic bone. An arrogant guido with a white Italian trash family (take it from someone who is one - those people were offensive) and assholes for friends is not a likable character. I realize that will ruffle a few feathers, especially for those still convinced that "SNF" was "The Godfather" with disco in it, but those people need to take their meds. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 3:22 pm

Addams Family, The - TV Shows
Might sound funny, but we could use a TV family like the Addams. Even though they were weird and mysterious, you can't deny that they didn't love each other. Gomez and Morticia are a shining example of a strong marriage after many years and they were good, albeit again strange, parents for their kids. They also showed that you can do your own thing and it's cool. People always tried to take advantage of their enormous fortune or find ways to get rid of them, but the friendly, non judging nature of the family basically drove people crazy and kept the Addams bond strong. With the high number of shows with broken families or families that just confirm to a certain behavior traits, we could use the influence of Gomez, Morticia and the clan, even if they are creepy and kooky. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 3:14 pm

Alvin and the Chipmunks - TV Shows
When all the episodes were parodies of movies. By that point, it seemed like they were out of ideas and using movies as the basis of every episode was an easy way of continuing with new episodes. Not that I was ever a huge fan of this show. Too predictable. Alvin gets into trouble, Dave yells "Alvin!", they get out of the jam, they sing some kid friendly cover of an 80s hit, rinse and repeat. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 3:04 pm

Jimmy Carter - Celebrities
What helped people's anger at Republicans over Watergate was Carter's opponent, incumbent Gerald Ford, issuing a pardon for Richard Nixon, and also refusing to bail out NYC from its financial troubles. If Ford wins NY in 1976, most of us barely remember Jimmy Carter as an "also ran". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 2:58 pm

Katie Holmes - Celebrities
I always found Katie Holmes attractive. She's not the best actress, but she seemed like one of the few in Hollywood to not to get sucked into the weirdness. That changed when she married Tom Cruise. However, she wisely kicked his ass to the curb. It also sounds like she has renounced Scientology. If she does one role that is awesome, I might give her a full unboned rating, but she's halfway there. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 2:42 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
Maybe this is just a pet peeve of mine, since nobody mentioned it, but I really think there's no better way for a nice looking woman to BTW, than appearing in an ad for Candies shoes (or any ad really), sitting on the friggin' toilet! This "approach" didn't sell Millie Jackson any albums, and it won't win Jenny McCarthy any fans either. Gross! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 2:33 pm

Jeff Conaway - Celebrities
I always thought it was a sad irony the way life immitated art for Jeff Conaway on Taxi. Here he was playing "Bobby Wheeler", a struggling actor whose struggles included often having his parts "recast" with other actors, and being mocked by Louie DePalma about it. So what happens? The writers on "Taxi" decide Jeff's lines work just as well with other characters saying them, and his character is written out of the show. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 2:26 pm

Jack Lord - Celebrities
In his pre-"Five-O" days, he appeared in this old film as a Virginia colonist. It's still shown to tourists visiting Virginia even today. For years my family and I have jokingly referred to it as "Jamestown Zero One". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 2:03 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
Never a fan. Always way too full of himself. The only part of his show I liked was when he had Billy West on, and then it was mainly Billy West getting the laughs doing his impersonations while Howard fed him lines. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 1:49 pm

Hilary Swank - Celebrities
She's a good acress, but definitely has a "Mick Jagger thing" going on. Maybe "She's a man baby!" should be a category. Good pick to play a transgender woman. Also believable as the white trash sister turned attorney in "Conviction". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 1:42 pm

Henry Winkler - Celebrities
Everyone knew Henry didn't don the "Fonzie look" in the offseason, but was still pretty recognizable while Happy Days was on. Then one year toward the end of the "Ron Howard" era, I saw a WABC late summer promo for the upcoming season. In it, there was this bushy haired guy with a full beard going up in a balloon. I'm wondering who this guy is, then like something out of a horror film he smiles and raises his right thumb, and I'm like "AAAAAAHHHHHH! Fonzie went all Woodstock on my ass!!!" Like I said, he never went around looking like the Fonz, but he didn't go around looking like Jerry Garcia either. Wow! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 1:39 pm

Helen Hunt - Celebrities
If you think there's a better actress out there, go to Helen Hunt for one! Yeah, bad joke, but death isn't funny. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 1:33 pm

Harrison Ford - Celebrities
Half kidding here, but maybe the Callista / earring categories should be combined. Both signify a midlife crisis. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 1:28 pm

George Carlin - Celebrities
"They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." Uh, but George, if you hadn't kept using drugs and marrying bimbos who took you to the cleaners, you would have made a nice little killing for yourself, and probably still did anyway. Maybe that is America's fault for not outlawing your bad decision making. I'd say that's when he lost me. Not because he was necessarily "wrong", but because he was appealing to chronic complainers when he himself was a squanderer. Speak from a position of credibility, not from the position of someone who blew it, but he was still probably worth several times the average guy when he died, all thanks to that blasted American dream that "doesn't work." Yeah, right, whatever. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 1:11 pm

Gene Simmons - Celebrities
Day 1. I hate all thinks KISS. I hated them when they were popular with other kids in the 1970s.....was overjoyed when those same kids finally "evolved" into people who saw them for the sucky group they were......then was dismayed to find those same kids yet again embracing the fish factory formerly known as "KISS" in the name of waxing nostagic. For me though, KISS sucks the same now as they always have and always will. All style, no substance, and Gene is the biggest part of that. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 1:06 pm

Freddie Prinze - Celebrities
Of course he boned! Drug problem or not, he flushed his life, which included a promising career, a wife and a kid, down the crapper because he couldn't be convinced to seek help. He disillusioned an entire generation of fans who thought he was this cool, hip guy. I was one of them being about 8 years old at the time. Not something you ever forget, but something you can put into proper perspective later in life. This was a very negative role model of the time, who came across as a much more personable and together person than he actually was. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 12:02 pm

Florence Henderson - Celebrities
Did she really go public with having had crabs? Really? I agree with FF below. Doesn't really count as an "STD", especially when a good dousing with the right shampoo will eradicate that problem in a hurry. Good grief! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 11:56 am

Farrah Fawcett - Celebrities
Her best acting job was in "The Cannonball Run". 'nough said. Never been a fan of the whole "swelled head" phenomenon either that caused her to quit Charlie's Angels. Never boned though because I thought of her more as eye candy than as an actress. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 11:54 am

Faith Hill - Celebrities
There is nothing more nauseating than hearing a "classic" redone as a cheesy country western song. Faith did this with "As Tears Go By" and it was undeniably awful. I find the Stones' version quite adequate. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 11:52 am

Eva Longoria Parker - Celebrities
She did a TV commercial bragging how she knows what men like. A few weeks later, she's filing for divorce from Tony Parker, because he cheated on her, because she apparently doesn't know what the most important man in her life likes. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 11:49 am

Eric Idle - Celebrities
Not even on "Nearly Departed" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 11:44 am

Elvis Presley - Celebrities
If ever the "death" category applied to a celebrity, this is it. When Elvis died of a "respiratory ailment", but then slowly but surely we find out he slowly committed suicide over a period of years, that was a major fish boning. Elvis always purported to stand for quite the opposite of what he actually was, and even trashed The Beatles in a letter to Nixon. Whether that's because a doctor got him hooked I don't know. Never been a fan of blaming "doctors" for one's addictions. The 1-900 "Elvis is alive" BS that went around in the 1980s (including a TV special hosted by Bill Bixby) were major boning moments too, that wouldn't have existed without "death". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 11:41 am

Youtube - Websites
Commercials playing before videos. I know they need to find some way to pay for the site but seeing the same trailer for a movie or some really annoying commercial repeatedly is annoying and has me wanting to click on the skip commercial button as soon as it will let me. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on July 15, 2012, 11:54 am

Addams Family, The - TV Shows
Ummm, Prince ... that was the whole premise of the show. Are you saying that's why it boned? -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 15, 2012, 9:58 am

Addams Family, The - TV Shows
a show about a family of happy, well adjusted gouls who think they are perfectly normal and don't understand why everyone runs away from them in horror. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on July 15, 2012, 8:42 am

Katie Holmes - Celebrities
Boned when she took up with Tommy Wacko; de-boned when she ditched him. Props to you and good luck, Ms. Holmes. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 14, 2012, 8:47 pm

Atom Ant - TV Shows
I remember this as a kid. I thought it was pretty entertaining (along with "Secret Squirrel"). But, then again, I was nine years old (!) -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on July 14, 2012, 10:35 am

Disney Channel - Random Topics
I had a roommate last year that was obsessed with Good Luck Charlie. He was a 20-year-old male who wanted to be a lawyer. Seriously. -- Submitted By: () on July 14, 2012, 10:19 am

Joe Paterno - Celebrities
From now on I'm calling that place Pedophile State. They deserve it. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2012, 8:27 pm

ABC World News - TV Shows
OK, I hate to comment two times in a row on a show, but I just saw the teaser for tonight's World News broadcast. On top of coverage of the over-dramatized airplane hijacking that wasn't to be, and coverage of the OUTRAGEOUS SCANDAL that the United States' Olympic uniforms are made in CHINA (whilst ABC creams itself in glee that it was the first to break this hard-hitting story), they're now covering Carly Rae Jepsen, yes that teenybopping brat who wrote that inspid "Call Me Maybe" song as its Person of the Week!!! WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH THIS NETWORK?!? Remember when this honor was reserved for people that, I don't know, did good things for the world? Peter Jennings is rolling in his grave at this spectacle. -- Submitted By: () on July 13, 2012, 5:38 pm

NBA on NBC - TV Shows
Sunday triple headers... greatest way to spend a cold, winter's day. 'nough said. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 13, 2012, 2:15 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
I enjoyed this show. Great chemistry between all the actresses, good writing, and yes it was ahead of its time in that it was one of the first successful shows with an all over 50 cast. Some of the things are dated, but compared to some sitcoms of the 80s, which was a terrible decade for TV (outside of this show, Cheers and Cosby), it hasn't aged as noticeably. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 13, 2012, 2:13 pm

Foreigner - Music Groups
Up there with Journey and REO Speedwagon as one of the definitive bands of the AOR 80s rock era, before hair metal took over. I like the song Urgent from them, and Waiting for a Girl Like You might actually be my favorite rock ballad. It's not over the top like most tend to be and the song does a good job at establishing a romantic atmosphere with the keyboards and synthesizers. Probably boned when they kept going as a band even though Ian McDonald and Lou Gramm left. Mick, maybe it's time just to call it quits. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 13, 2012, 10:42 am

Joe Paterno - Celebrities
One of the biggest frauds in history in likely the biggest sports scandal in history. Can we please finally end the saying that college sports are so pure, honest and how they represent how the game was meant to be played? They aren't. They are a money making corporation that will do anything to keep the dollars coming in. I love sports, but time to call a spade a spade on this one. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 13, 2012, 10:35 am

Joe Paterno - Celebrities
The guy sure knew the right time to check out of this world, that's for sure. Too bad his buddy Jerry Sandunsky didn't follow JoePa's example. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 13, 2012, 12:45 am

Joe Paterno - Celebrities
All the reports are saying he was heavily involved in the Sandusky coverup. Talk about a fall from the top. -- Submitted By: () on July 12, 2012, 4:24 pm

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
The Weather Channel just bought Wunderground.com. Seems like they are gonna become the WWE of weather sources: aquire the competition before they become a threat. -- Submitted By: (tvfan) on July 11, 2012, 11:25 pm

DHL (Courier) - Random Topics
I thought this company went out of business a few years ago. I feel bad for their employees though, walking around in ketchup and mustard colored uniforms. "shudders" -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 11, 2012, 11:17 pm

David Hasselhoff - Celebrities
Living proof that intelligence doesn't have to exist in Hollywood. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 11, 2012, 11:12 pm

Drew Barrymore - Celebrities
I've had a crush on Drew ever since I watched Firestarter. That's not as weird as it sounds because she's a senior to my freshman. I agree she's isn't the best actress of all time but she's alright at best. She definitely has overcome obstacles in her life and that alone is very commendable. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 11, 2012, 11:08 pm

Pluto (Dwarf Planet) - Random Topics
So, now the planet that isn't a planet, has been discovered to have 5 moons. I don't know about anyone else but I'd say Pluto's getting the last laugh on this whole asinine debate. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 11, 2012, 11:03 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
Every ten years or so, they change labels which means their catalogue gets re-issued and remastered again and again, which means fans have to buy their albums again and again. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm

Corner Gas - TV Shows
I wish this show would have stayed on the air for a few more seasons, but at least we can still enjoy the reruns. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 11, 2012, 7:20 pm

Carl Sagan - Celebrities
Once stated he used weed to get high so he could think better. WTF? I wouldn't take anything he said at face value. -- Submitted By: (Locutus) on July 11, 2012, 9:46 am

Andrew Dice Clay - Celebrities
8 tracks are from the 70s. And ADC's perverted humor was NEVER funny. -- Submitted By: (Locutus) on July 11, 2012, 9:44 am

Drew Barrymore - Celebrities
Eh, not the best actress per say, but I like her. She's cute, seems nice, and I'll give her credit for overcoming a messed up youth and upbringing. She at one time was the poster child for Hollywood child celebs going down the wrong path, but she's clean, sober and happy. Not a bad rebound at all. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 10, 2012, 10:55 pm

Garbage - Music Groups
And yet, that's more good than anyone with a fully functioning brain can say about pretty much any music group of the last 10 years. Hmmm... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2012, 7:04 pm

Chad Ochocinco - Celebrities
And now this flake is on the Dolphins. Pray for me, people. I need all of it I can get. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2012, 6:54 pm

Rate My Teachers - Websites
You know you're getting old when someone you went to high school with is now a teacher being rated on the internet. LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2012, 6:51 pm

We Got It Made - TV Shows
I remember when this show came out ... it struck me as a lame attempt by NBC to cash in on the success of Three's Company (which was on rival network ABC, of course), but changing the gender balance to try to appear original and using Teri Copley as eye candy to hook viewers. Ms. Copley actually did an adequate job in the eye-candy role to which she was relegated, but it wasn't nearly enough to keep the show going. Small wonder it only lasted one season. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 10, 2012, 8:26 am

Garbage - Music Groups
They had a few good songs. Shirley Manson was always hot. That's about it. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 9, 2012, 7:40 pm

Amen - TV Shows
What does race have to do with a damn thing? I don't remember every episode but this show was okay. Definitely not as good as The Jeffersons but it was still good. Way better than the shows Tyler Perry s**ts out. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 9, 2012, 7:31 pm

Drew Barrymore - Celebrities
Let's face it when someone is addicted to coke as a preteen it's not him/her who boned, but his/her parents. How did they let this happen? To all appearances they didn't give a flying fart, especially her ne'er-do-well dad. Whatever success Drew has had is in spite of those who spawned her, not because of them, even with the famous last name. Makes you wonder if "Irreconcilable Differences" wasn't based on her true story, and if that's the case she can't bone IMO. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 4:37 pm

Donald Trump - Celebrities
He boned long before any of the below stuff. When he threw the lovely Ivana over for some dumb hick piece of 2nd rate eye candy that no sane man could put up with for more than five minutes (except for that pathetic stalking moron who's obsessed with her shoes) named Marla Maples it was his first boning moment. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 4:20 pm

Don Imus - Celebrities
Maybe it was because I was in junior high at the time, but in the early 1980s it seemed Imus was one top of his game. Then at some point, I don't know if it was the addition of Howard Stern on WNBC, or when WNBC became WFAN, but he stopped being funny. All his best routines, Geraldo Santana Banana, Earl C. Watkins, Billy Saul Hargas, Moby Worm, et al were dropped and replaced with his lame, mumbly ruminating about his ranch, and calls from his brother Fred. Charles McCord being the only mainstay from his prime. When he replaced Curtis & Kuby on WABC after the "nappy headed hoes" controversy blew over, I stopped listening to WABC. Curtis & Kuby should never have been thrown over for this has-been, and that's from a former fan. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 4:13 pm

Demi Moore - Celebrities
Every acting role is the same......a bitchy woman with a heart of gold who's that way "for a reason". Enough already! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:57 pm

Debra Jo Rupp - Celebrities
She's one cute MILF! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:54 pm

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
Was this page set up as a tribute to the expression "Mean People Suck"? It seems to prove that point. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:53 pm

David Letterman - Celebrities
Joe Haldeman shouldn't have extorted him. He should have kicked the fertilizer out of him. Then he would have only gotten a few months for assault and battery as a first time offender instead of two years for the white collar BS he actually committed that in no way compelled Letterman to pay. Failing that, Haldeman should have simply gone public and not given Letterman the chance to pay....no crime there! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:43 pm

David Hasselhoff - Celebrities
He boned when I attended a taping of "Knight Rider" and overheard one of the crew saying "who's the moron talking to Kit?" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:40 pm

David Faustino - Celebrities
Lookalikes: Bud Bundy in the later MWC episodes and Festus from Gunsmoke -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:38 pm

David Cassidy - Celebrities
His "Malcolm In The Middle" appearance as something of a self-parody / aging teen idol Lois was crazy about could have been a boning moment, but he was actually pretty funn in that role. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:37 pm

David Carradine - Celebrities
I have to vote with how he died.....so pointless and just as his career was in the spotlight again with the Kill Bill movies. He wasn't a young guy, and of course would have gone eventually, but why now and why like this? Boning moment. Sex is good, just not so important it's worth your life. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:36 pm

Courteney Cox - Celebrities
Her career was launched by an appearance in a Bruce Sprintsteen video from an over-rated, 80-era album from which every single released had to be overplayed to the point of wearing out the vinyl.....just like every other top 40 1980s hit. That was the start of a long and painful boning. Thought her chemistry with Michael J. Fox on Family Ties was painful. Didn't think she was all that on "Friends" either. Day 1. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:17 pm

Clint Eastwood - Celebrities
Grand Torino is proof positive that Clint Eastwood is not a professional singer. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 3:09 pm

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
One of the coming attractions for the movie "Good Guys Wear Black" was footage of Chuck karate kicking the front windshield of a car, while the car was in motion. Yeah, OK. He made some BAD movies in the 70s. -- Submitted By: () on July 9, 2012, 2:59 pm

Christopher Masterson - Celebrities
I don't think he boned, even with his cockamamie religion. I thought he was hilarious as Malcolm's brother Francis, but what's he done lately? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 2:33 pm

Chris Brown - Celebrities
Hitting women is wrong, but if you have a gun to your head, Rihanna isn't a bad choice. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 2:23 pm

Chevy Chase - Celebrities
Definitely when he left SNL, not to mention his SUPER LAME reason for leaving. He wanted to be closer to a girlfriend who ended up not working out, and lived in LA. She wasn't willing to join him in NY in spite of the fact that his gig beat the living hell out of whatever hers could possibly have been. Plenty of fish in the sea for a young single guy considered to be THE STAR of a ground breaking show. Lame....REAL lame.....I'm talking Kevin Arnold never chasing anyone other than Winnie Cooper kinda lame. DOUBLE BONED when he returned to SNL as guest host with the Joe Piscopo / Eddie Murphy cast and did the entire episode via video monitor after missing his plane. Still pussy whipped Chevy? He/they shouldn't have even bothered. One of the most unfunny SNL presentations ever. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 2:22 pm

Cher - Celebrities
What is Cher without Sonny? I've never had any desire to find out. Some of her movies were cool, but I can do without her music. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 2:14 pm

Charo - Celebrities
I think when she played a recurring character on "The Love Boat" it exploited just how limited her options were outside of game shows, and even then. What has her career been since TLB went off the air? Nothing memorable. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 2:10 pm

Charles Lane - Celebrities
Another good nominee would be William Shallert. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 2:04 pm

Chad Ochocinco - Celebrities
Definitely the name change. It's true that 85 is ochenta y seis, not ochocinco, but even if he was right, changing one's name to a uniform number is just lame, and IMO his career, coincidentally or not, boned the day he did it. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 2:01 pm

Burt Reynolds - Celebrities
He boned when he started relying on sequels to keep his career afloat, and they all sucked bigtime. Smokey and The Bandit and Cannonball Run sequels should never have been made. Really "Cannonball Run" was the last good flick of his "hey day". The sequels were also mixed in with such tripe as "Sharkey's Machine", "Stroker Ace", etc. I think people just got sick of him. Movies like "Gator" and "Hooper" were well received at the time, but don't stand up well today. How often do these even air anymore? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 1:41 pm

Bud Selig - Celebrities
He boned when he cancelled the 1994 WS. So many "what might have beens?", and in the end the Sotomayor decision kept the exact same system in place for years to come making the work stoppage completely pointless. Understand that decision would have happened whether they kept playing or not. Even now the system is more or less the same, with a luxury tax that isn't very effective. Bud was a small market owner who's daughter was running his "former" team". Total conflict of interests. I'd like to see him gone. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 9, 2012, 1:36 pm

Fairly OddParents, The - TV Shows
This one is up to debate, but the live-action movie "Grow Up Timmy Turner" could be candidate for a "Bone to fish" moment. If Darran Norris was right on target to perform Dad in live-action since he gived his voice in the cartoon. However there was no cameo of Dinkleberg it all! Also, instead of Hugh Magnate, the main vilain should had been Remy Buxenplenty. And the ratings was good then they'll make another live-action special, this time a Christmas special. I wonder if Drake Bell's career might bone the fish as well? -- Submitted By: (Sailorchevy) on July 9, 2012, 9:53 am

That '70s Show - TV Shows
I've just watched the first four seasons and for the most part have enjoyed it (Save for the Musical episode...shudder). However the Fez overload got to be a bit much. He had a lot of funny moments, don't get me wrong, but he was overexposed at times, and it got annoying how the audience would piss themselves at his every line, even if it was just a "hello." Overall though, those first few seasons have pretty been funny. -- Submitted By: () on July 8, 2012, 11:28 am

Caillou - TV Shows
This pretty much sums it up: http://www.crapmykidswatch.com/2012/04/caillou.html -- Submitted By: () on July 8, 2012, 9:47 am

Rate My Teachers - Websites
I'm studying to be a teacher, and I liked this site for a long time. Yes, the thoughts of teenagers regarding their teachers can at times be petty, but I also saw plenty of intelligent comments on the site as well. A few years ago, they completely changed the format around so it's impossible to navigate and find anything on there. It went from being a useful tool with an active community to just this ugly bloated site. RateMyProfessors underwent the same change, although it's more user-friendly than RMT. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on July 8, 2012, 9:21 am

Greed - TV Shows
I preferred Greed to Millionaire simply because Chuck Woolery was a far superior host to Regis Philbin. He played the part well and made you feel you were watching contestants make a deal with the devil instead of some cheesy camera hog, so he was a perfect fit for the show. The trouble was that the format was kind of rushed, there were no millionaires, and the show dragged on. If they tried to do this show again now with some minor changes, it might have a chance. -- Submitted By: () on July 8, 2012, 9:17 am

Family Guy - TV Shows
The only thing dumber than Family Guy is Family Guy fans. I've lurked on their message boards before. They all seem to be about 14 years old and don't get any of the pop culture references that the show relies on. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 7, 2012, 7:33 pm

Blu-Ray - Random Topics
Congrats Travoltron, you just convinced me not bothering with BluRay is the best choice I could make :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 7, 2012, 12:51 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
Make that 37 now, all because of you. BTW you'll find that calling people bitch on here won't get you very far. What are you, 12? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 7, 2012, 12:49 pm

Scientology - Random Topics
I've heard it said that one can assess the general health of an organization, culture, country, etc. by how well it tolerates dissent and/or humor at its own expense. Considering the amount of frantic spin-doctoring the Co$ has been doing recently in the wake of the TomKat split, $cientology as an organization must be one sick puppy ... not that that tells us anything that we didn't already know, of course. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 7, 2012, 9:49 am

ThunderCats (2011) - TV Shows
One of the few '80s remakes that surpassed the original. So naturally, the show is all but cancelled. Thanks, Cartoon Network. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 7, 2012, 2:52 am

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002) - TV Shows
Cartoon Network screwed this poor show over and now it looks like they're going to do the same to poor Thundercats. Why do the GOOD '80s revivals always die young? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 7, 2012, 2:49 am

Family Guy - TV Shows
"Laura Bush killed a guy!" -- "Seth MacFarlane has NO SHAME or sense of decency" LMAO ^_^ Bitch, you obviously don't understand the show. Also, its cute you got your two fat housewife friends together and stuffed the ballot box for this option. No way in hell did 36 seperate people chose THAT as their option. -- Submitted By: (ryantee82) on July 7, 2012, 2:11 am

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