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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Days of Our Lives - TV Shows
I couldn't agree more. Having people die, donate their body parts and still return from the dead is too much even for a soap opera. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:28 pm

CSI - TV Shows
I don't remember the crime scene kiss, but I've never cared for Catherine and I'm guessing she is the one that did it. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:24 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
Hiro can't undo any and everything. The show boned a long time ago, but it had nothing to do with Hiro. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:19 pm

CSI Miami - TV Shows
I loved Speedle. I just couldn't stand to watch the show once he was gone and everybody that was left worshiped Horatio like he could do no wrong. Plus, David Caruso is just an awful actor. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:15 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
The show boned the fish when Cotton Hill died. The way they killed him off was stupid and the show stopped being funny after that episode. King of the Hill grew on me as I became familiar with the characters and I think it's brilliant, except for the last couple of seasons. I'm glad they canceled it because now it can't deteriorate any further. -- Submitted By: (GranApp) on April 15, 2009, 11:27 am

Alien Movies - Movie Series
A clear BTF moment-the first five minutes of the third film. Characters from the 2nd film die off camera- and Aliens- SOMEHOW- survive to make it into this film (with no explanation- then a long boring story about an all male prison on a moon- Ripley then dies. And it just gets worse- Sigourney Weaver HAD to be in the 4 th film (for no good reason) as a CLONE!! And then there is the atrocious "Alien Baby" that some writer was actually paid to make up. Don't even get me started on the crap fest Alien V. Predator films. But the first 00:00:01 of the 3rd film- Alien3 - was a clear as day "bone the fish" moment. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 9:39 am

Steve-O - Celebrities
I'm crossing my fingers that Natural Selection catches up to this little retarded boy one day. -- Submitted By: (BAM) on April 15, 2009, 7:48 am

Lord of the Rings, The - Movie Series
I don't get the love-fest the world has with these movies. Maybe it's because I don't like fantasy movies, but I just have no interest in these movies. -- Submitted By: (BAM) on April 15, 2009, 7:47 am

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
When did the History Channel become the Lumberjack and Truck driver Channel? -- Submitted By: (BAM) on April 15, 2009, 7:37 am

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - TV Shows
One of the most grating television shows of all time, but thanks to Erin Grey- I could not turn this show off as a young kid! But man, oh man was that second season horrible, The guy with the bird head, Hawk, was annoying in a whole new way. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 6:19 am

Metallica - Music Groups
I disagree with GP Shaw on this, Metallica "Boned" so long ago- 1991, that to many people, the post "boned" Metallica, or should I say "Alternica" has become much longer lived than the actual "Pre-Bone" era band, that the general public has just become used to the suckage. Black Album was definitely the tipping point to them "Boning the Fish" ...Load, Re-Load, St Anger- all just altenative/ Nu Metal Garbage. Now they have "Death Magnetic" and are "hard" again? I just saw these "Metal" guys in an issue of People Magazine at the doctor. The reason I hate Metallica as a metal fan is that they have become the "Default" metal band for the general public, which annoys me to no end when they are just a bunch of non metal sellouts. I was in a tour of a large publicly funded construction project two months ago with some architects, and a worker had a cd of Pantera on, and the lead engineer asked him to turn that music down, since "Metallica" wasnt appropriate for a jobsite. I wanted to tear my eyes out. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 6:04 am

Office, The - TV Shows
OK, so Pam and Jim fell in love....I got nervous, but so far it has not ruined the show. But, The Michael Scott Paper Company?! The show has left the railed and totally boned the fish. I am disappointed, but hanging in there hoping for a fluke that will bring him back to Dunder Mifflin. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 10:02 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
OK, so season one and, the tiny bit of two we had, were great. Then, the writers went on strike, so no more season two. After strike, Season three, the writers must have been so happy to be back at work that they partied all the time and no one communicated with each other. I watched every week, without interest, and I STILL have no idea what went on. It was confusing and a mish-mash of plots, subplots, stories, substories, and mass confusion. Season four started promising, but is already losing momentum with confusing characters (no powers, then suddenly powers with no explanation) and a confusing plot. I guess I will stay tuned, but I am pretty sure the show officially boned in season three. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:58 pm

Friends - TV Shows
Rachel and Ross had a baby and still had time to sit in the coffee shop all the time?! Where the heck was the baby? BONED! -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:53 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
Officially boned when Ally had a 'daughter' from egg donation in college. Jon Bon Jovi joined the cast and the show went downhill fast. I barely tuned in for the rest of the show until the end. And the end totally boned...No wrap up and no happiness for an increasingly depressed Ally. Sad really and cheesy on the part of the writers. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:50 pm

America's Next Top Model - TV Shows
Though I still love the show and all its ridiculousness, it has indeed boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:47 pm

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
You know the best part was when both "showcase showdown" people boned the fish and over bid, and NOBODY WON!! Then that downbeat horn noise indicating you "lost" it was great! And of course the greatest game show diss of all time- "ONE DOLLAR"- that was just too sly when someone pulled that card, or theeven coller , but extremely rare "TWO DOLLARS" after a $1 bid!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 5:08 pm

Google - Websites
Google, it seems, has boned the fish. It has been overtaken, left standing, and not by some new startup of ultra smart MIT alumni or by the gazillions in the Microsoft development budget, but by the deeply unhip and previously discounted Yahoo. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 14, 2009, 2:48 pm

Facebook - Websites
A lot of people say that Facebook has boned the fish. That's flat out wrong. In fact, Facebook is now being devoured by the shark. There's so much blood in the water, it's attracting other sharks. And if Facebook's not careful, one of them is bound to come along and finish it off. I've never seen anything like it in the annals of fast-rising tech companies that fail. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 14, 2009, 2:47 pm

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
Aw HELL NAW!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 12:44 pm

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
Loved this show, always a HOOT! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 14, 2009, 12:30 pm

Max Headroom - TV Shows
I think they had a neat concept with CGI and the whole Matt Frewer thing going on, and tried to tie it all into a "William Gibson" Cyberpunk flair, but like you said- there was almost no substance to this show, just sizzle, and being 9 or 10 at the time, I was mesmerized. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 11:03 am

Max Headroom - TV Shows
Even back then, I didn't get the hype. He was okay for short periods (e.g. those cola commercials) but an entire show built around him?! Even more astounding was that he'd ALREADY had a show in Great Britain before his short-lived venture debuted on this side of the pond! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 14, 2009, 9:54 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
SaraGoodwich, I don't agree that Cousin Oliver was 'hilarious' but I respect your POV. However; I have to call out your contention that he was from Mike's side. No, in his intro episode, they make it clear he was from Carol's side so that would explain his resemblence to the girls. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 14, 2009, 9:50 am

Max Headroom - TV Shows
A really off beat show that I loved in the 80's, even though I didnt really understand it, but it was such an offbeat concept, I'm not sure anyone did! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 7:20 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
I just remembered another item that made no sense on the show- TOO MUCH HOLODECK. Jeepers- these guys were on this thing screwing around all the time, and it made too many stupid stories- (Data as Sherlock Holmes?) that were not what a warship in space would be doing. But the biggest gaffe with the Holodeck was the episode where one of the background characters made a holodeck program of a picnic date with Dr. Crusher, and everyone was shocked & offended. Look at how the internet is chock full of Porn- if you had a HOLODECK, imagine how out of control and full of real life shenanigans it would be, and this never comes up, but Worf has a virtual Klingon Church there? Wha? BTF moments all over for that... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 7:16 am

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
The show was SUPPOSED to be raunchy, that's what makes it different from standard chick-shows: it's written for MEN. I think it BTF when Jake grew up and got fat, so they followed the standard TV-formula of making him stupid and giving him a hot girlfriend like every other chick-show out there. It also jumped when Charlie got engaged, and Berta started getting soft and intellectual instead of minding her place as the show's atypical "sarcastic domestic." -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 5:23 am

Tom Cruise - Celebrities
He looks like a squint-eyed gopher with gum-disease and who smiles like Arsenio Hall; and the fact that he's rich and famous as an actor, simply makes sense that the US has the lowest test-scores of any nation that also has movies. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 5:14 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
Cousin Oliver was hilarious, but it didn't maked any sense that he only showed up once, or that he came from Mike Brady's side of the family when he looked like Carol Brady's fourth daughter. Anyway the entire series was too dumb to remember, but it was a kid's show so I could tolerate it then. Now I can only watch it with a clamp on my cranium in order to stop the blood-flow to the upper part of my brain, and otherwise keep my head from exploding. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 5:08 am

OJ Simpson - Celebrities
OJ is a homocidal maniac, pure and simple. He had money, talent and fame, so there's no other explanation for his jealous rage that caused him to decapitate his wife and silence the witness. It's just too bad that "L.A. Law" enforcement is so pathetic with their racist cops and inompetent prosecutors that they can't even convict someone who's literally caught red-handed. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 4:59 am

Britney Spears - Celebrities
Britney has no talent, personality or identity WHATSOEVER. She is just another big-music corporate mascot persona, who could be replaced with a single phone-call by a studio-exec faster than you could say "Hannah Montana." It's only appropriate that she married a Boy-band mascot, and then flipped out like any former child-star... there oughta be a law. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 4:53 am

Friends - TV Shows
Wow; That prior comment summed up exactly why I never really "Got" friends- and also why I never really liked the 90's very much. Five Stars, great comment! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 4:49 am

Friends - TV Shows
The entire show was a "mixed-gender, twenty-something loser's club" of men and women who were all "friends" despite having absolutely nothing in common, and having no other real social-contacts despite constantly changing lives and relationships. It's just a dorky, brain-dead, politically-correct fantasy that doesn't happen, and which seemed to typify the 90's-era lack of direction that defined the Bill Clinton-generation. In real life, men and women are usually only friends as couples; otherwise there's usatlly an ulterior motive like man secretly trying to further the relationship while the woman seeks male companionship without reciprocity. This should have been more accurately called "Clique," but only because the name "Imaginary Friends" was already taken by ANOTHER cartoon . -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 4:42 am

That '70s Show - TV Shows
I know that everything wasn't undone by a simple hair-do, which is why I said that it was a symptom of the larger disease the show had run out of steam... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 13, 2009, 2:04 pm

Conan O'Brien - Celebrities
he neer bone the fish I can't wait for his hosting debut on the tonight show on june 1st -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on April 13, 2009, 8:27 am

Robocop - Movie Series
The first film was lightning in a bottle- great set piec cast, funny social commentary and exttreme Verhoeven Violence, and a compelling story, good characters and some great 80's one liners before or after the kills in the movie- who can forget "Bitches Leave!"?? Unfortunately, the sequels didnt get why the original was so good, and fell waaaaaaay short of the Robocop in the first film that everyone fell in love with. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 12, 2009, 8:35 pm

I Love Lucy - TV Shows
This show is classic. I love this kind of humor. The shows that people like now is nothing like this show. Thank God the pilot never aired or this show would not have gotten picked up. -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 12, 2009, 6:28 pm

Blossom - TV Shows
Few things I remember of this show. Joey "Wow", Six Blossoms friend. And that guy Vinny. Oh wait and the mom. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 12, 2009, 4:37 pm

Saved by the Bell: The College Years - TV Shows
What's next? Saved by the bell: the reunion or Saved by the bell: married with children -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 12, 2009, 4:35 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I feel sorry for those not old enough to remember when it started with those cool loft and diner sets with veejays who actually seemed to consider it a priviledge to come into our homes. Let's not forget the lunar astronaut with the MTV flag that changed patterns and colors constantly. Oh yeah, and they played music videos back then virtually all the time. When they struck those cool sets, got rid of the rockin' veejays and dumbed+ cut down the music videos, they lost me. Of course, I still never quite have forgiven them for disillusioning me about cable television when I saw it had COMMERCIALS. I mean, I thought that (since it was paid for by viewers) it wouldn't NEED commercials. Ha Ha! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 12, 2009, 1:36 pm

War of the Worlds (1989 Series) - TV Shows
A really good show that came on the heels of ST:TNG syndication success of the late 80's. Hercules was also part of this cluster of cable shows that were all syndicated, and surprisingly were pretty good Television. This show was scary and creative it's first season, and if you managed to catch it, it was a fun continuation of the 1950's George Pal Movie adaption from the original book by HG Well's. The second season got destroyed by a cut budget and sheapened story lines to try to cover the shortfalls in the funding. However, the first sesason is still osme great 80's sci fi goodness. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 12, 2009, 12:41 pm

Animaniacs - TV Shows
The opening sequence was hysterical. I loved the lyric changes that were done for the adult audience. My favorites were "while Bill Clinton plays the sax" and - since it was right at the height of China Beach's popularity, "totally insaney, Dana Delaney" they also did a spoof of the theory that the works of Shakespeare were actually written by Francis Bacon - a pig running aroung the set of Hamlet asking "did I write this?" Bloody brilliant, if you ask me. Best cartoon ever. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 11:19 am

Full House - TV Shows
What an insipid show! The only think this show seemed to rely on was the exploitation of "cute" (AKA "annoying") baby voices saying the word "dude." -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 11:14 am

Highlander: The Series - TV Shows
OMG Highlander 2 was so bad that even they seemed to pretend it never happened when they made Highlander 3. Wow was that a BTF moment. BWN3D! -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 10:23 am

Small Wonder - TV Shows
2 lines from that kid's mouth and I wanted to eviscerate myself with a melon baller. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:48 am

That '70s Show - TV Shows
I'm having trouble with the idea that all of the writing, acting, production, humor, etc. could be done or undone by Donna's hair. But when Eric left... bwn3d. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:46 am

Red Dwarf - TV Shows
They should have quit while they were ahead. Kochanski was nowhere near as funny as Rimmer, and they didn't even get the same person to play her. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:35 am

Bones - TV Shows
Why are they introducing supernatural stuff into this show? I was pissed when they made it so we couldn't write off Booth's "ghost" experience as an hallucination because the ghost goes and says hi to Brennan. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:23 am

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - TV Shows
I love this show, too, but the first 3 seasons were absolutely the best. After they demolish the school and Buffy graduates and Willow gets powerful and they befriend Anya... it's just too many superpowers in the mix. I really loved it all the way through, but they never rose to the level of those first 3 seasons again. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:16 am

X-Files - TV Shows
Really, I think the end of season 7 would have been a good series end without the shot of all of the luggage. Season 8 & 9 would have been good if they were a new show, but instead of seeing these for the great stories that they were, all I was seeing was a big lack of Mulder. There were a few storylines that I could have done without earlier in the series - but I think David Duchovny leaving the show was the real fishboner. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:11 am

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - TV Shows
This series has been dragged on for too long. Put it out of its misery already! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:58 pm

Planet of the Apes - Movie Series
The 2001 remake was great and should have had sequels. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:56 pm

Aladdin - Movie Series
The first movie was great. It was one of the first Disney movies to use computer effects. However, Return of Jafar was horrible. The Rescuers Down Under is a fluke, Disney does not make good sequels. Their movies are not sequel worthy. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:55 pm

Drew Carey Show, The - TV Shows
This show was very funny until Drew and Kate got together. Mr. Wick leaving was the icing on the cake. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:49 pm

E! True Hollywood Story - TV Shows
This show was good when they were profiling celebrities like Marlon Brando and John Belushi. When they were profiling some American Idol and Survivor winners and other flavors of the month it was bad. Now, it is a joke. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:48 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
I think this is the, or one of the shows on this website with the most reasons to date (see to the right). This show needs to be fixed yesterday. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 11, 2009, 1:29 pm

Indiana Jones - Movie Series
I liked Starship Troopers. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 11, 2009, 7:15 am

New York Yankees - Random Topics
They are still the most well-known and loved team in baseball. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 11, 2009, 7:14 am

Tales of the Gold Monkey - TV Shows
It's odd how this has never come out on DVD. They put out shitty little shows that get cancelled in the middle of the first season, but not TotGM. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 11, 2009, 7:12 am

My Super Sweet 16 - TV Shows
This show could be used as a training video fro militant anti-American groups to stir up suicidal fanatics to attack the Good 'Ole US of A. Seriously, you watch this show and hate every single person on it with a passion- these people actually live in our country? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 10, 2009, 8:39 pm

My Super Sweet 16 - TV Shows
True though there is a "spin off" where the brats are sent off to 3rd world countries to live for awhile although I think a good spanking back when they were kids would have done a lot better... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 6:58 pm

2 Stupid Dogs - TV Shows
Never even heard of this show. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 10, 2009, 2:07 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
I've only seen the pilot and didn't care for it. But the reason I'm commenting is to point out that the title is misspelled (it should be "Heroes", not "Heros"). -- Submitted By: (Kenshiroh) on April 10, 2009, 8:55 am

Dancing With the Stars - TV Shows
Show gives viewer a chance to see how "Celebs" act in a world outside their "comfort zone". Never thought I would have positive feeling for Little Kim and Steve-o. Kudos to their sincere efforts. Some "Celebs" come up short -- viewers will never forget the Master P debacle. I enjoy evaluating the performances and checking out the costumes. -- Submitted By: (MamaThunder) on April 10, 2009, 8:31 am

My Super Sweet 16 - TV Shows
Only seen a eps because I was practically forced to. It seems that a lot of people there are spoiled rotten. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 10, 2009, 7:36 am

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I don't know why they call it Music Television. I can't remember when this all started but now "MTV" has terrible shows like Room Raiders and other monstrous dating shows. They only shows I like to watch on MTV are Americas Best Dancecrew and sometimes MADE. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 10, 2009, 2:11 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Once upon a time there was a website. The website was intelligent, provoking, funny and more. Then at the end of January 2009 I was shocked. JTS is now a blogsite. They use terms like "Dancing with the sharks". They are using the good old topics like:A Very special, Birth, Color, Exit Stage Left and they post blogs in those topics. Bottom line TVG is using the popular website JTS.com to generate more viewers to the TV Guide website. I hope BTF becomes very popular and TVG will be very very sorry for what they did. RIP JTS January 2009. -- Submitted By: () on April 10, 2009, 2:08 am

Spider-Man - Movie Series
The third movie simply tried to do too much, Green Goblin, Sandman, AND Venom, each of those characters could be developed very well (like Doc Oc) if they were given their own movie. But they weren't so they couldn't, so the movie stunk. If there is a 4th movie they should learn from that mistake. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:59 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
I'd have to say the definitive boning moment was "The Clone Wars" the full on filleting came with the cartoon TV series, two terrible ideas that came about as a result of Lucas trying to milk the series for all it's worth, and pathetic fanboys who pretend to like whatever comes out... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:52 am

Evil Dead - Movie Series
Oh boy I'm gonna catch hell for this but, I don't see the draw to this movie. It was horrible all it was was creepy zombie screaming and a woman getting raped by trees. I know you can't expect a horror movie to be high quality but I STILL don't get the show's draw -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:49 am

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
M-TV Should change it's title to "The Real World/Cribs/Super Sweet 16 Variety Channel" why on earth is a show that's supposed to be dedicated to music spending so much time dealing with spoiled brats, promiscuous college students, and Scarface wannabes? -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:18 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I hadn't come to JTS in awhile, and I felt like checking up to see if people's eyes had opened to how the Simpsons had become, much to my dismay I was redirected to TV guide page. "No matter" I thought "I'll just find the comments section for individual shows" After searching around I couldn't find that area, in fact i couldn't even find a voting area, all that was there was a bunch of articles written by entertainment journalists (read: people who flunked out of Columbia) on what makes a show jump the shark. I have no ill will against the original owner and I am willing to forgive TV guide, it's their site they can do what they want with it, but I think it was an extremely poor decision... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:16 am

Power Rangers (original) - TV Shows
I voted for never jumped, when I was in the targeted age group I loved the show, and I watched it until the end (of the original run). If I were to watch it now I might not like it but my memories of the show are pretty fond (though I didn't like the way Tommy always had to be the hero...) -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:11 am

Clone High - TV Shows
A little known comedy show that got booted before it's time, it really was a good show but since it was on late night M-TV it was doomed. Had it been on Comedy Central or another cable channel it might have faired better -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:08 am

Harry Potter - Movie Series
Nah, I think the series is still good, but I don't think that the 3rd movie followed the book well at all, the 4th and 5th ones did a decent enough job but cut out parts that I'd liked to have seen. The sad fact is you can't make a movie based entirely on a book, you have to take things out... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 12:37 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
I don't the show jumped until late in it's run when Stevie got the robotic limbs and attacked Reese, that's just a bit too far for any show. Hayden Whatshername was a low point certainly but there were still a few half decent episodes after that... at least I think there were -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 12:35 am

Thunder Alley - TV Shows
In general, a very forgettable sitcom. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 9, 2009, 11:57 pm

Norm Show, The - TV Shows
This show never boned but fell victim to the "Friday Night Death Slot." ABC kept hiding this show. It had great potential. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 9, 2009, 11:55 pm

Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, The - TV Shows
This show was a good idea but boned because the amount of history experienced and famous people the young Indy met was impossible for anyone in their lifetime. Also, it jumped too much from child Indy to teenage Indy. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 9, 2009, 11:53 pm

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
This show was bad after Clinton left office. It seemed there were no more good jokes after that. They tried to recover with the weekly Palin jokes but fell flat. The episode with Palin was the first one I had watched in about eight years and I have not watched it since then. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 9, 2009, 6:58 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
This show has boned more times than any show. Its first was with the 1999 season. It tried to be more like South Park and Family Guy. The Simpsons had never resorted to violence and blood, but now they do that more often. There are also too many guest appearances. The movie came out about a decade later than it should have. In all, this show has been dead for about the last eight years and needs to be taken off the air. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 9, 2009, 6:55 pm

Still Standing - TV Shows
Wonderful show that never had a chance to bone. It two potential close calls with Linda getting married and Brian graduating but the show was canceled before that could happen. It would have been nice to have a series finale but it ended while it was on top. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 9, 2009, 6:52 pm

How I Met Your Mother - TV Shows
Check out the website they made up for the show... www.candiansexacts.org ...HA -- Submitted By: (MaggieWessel) on April 9, 2009, 10:20 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
Truly this walking train wreck is the next Anna Nicole Smith- with her acting career crashing and burning, she has become tabloid cannon fodder which she is unable or unwilling to avoid with her constant creation of new drama that the new and paprazzi are more than willing to throw on the front page on a weekly basis. The sad thing is in a few years, we'll be putting "drug overdose" or "suicide" as her BTF moment. Of course the Samantha Ronson thing is pretty cool- and like the reasons say, "Not that there is anything wrong with that!" -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 8, 2009, 7:58 pm

Terminator - Movie Series
Summer Glau is one of those girls that sometimes looks super hot and then from a different angle I have to stare for a minute to try to decide is she is hot or not. She certainly isn't ugly. I do get the 'heroin addict' comment though. Sometimes she looks so bony that she looks malnurished. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 8, 2009, 6:20 pm

Munsters, The - TV Shows
I always liked how Marilyn was in college and had a great deal of interaction with the 'normal' world yet never picked up that it was her bizarre family and not her looks that kept her prospective boyfriends from wanting to get to know her better. Of course, the real fun was Grandpa who was the ultimate non-conformist in the family! I'd just rather forget the 80's syndication revival and movies ever happened. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 8, 2009, 5:21 pm

Home Alone - Movie Series
A mother doesn't notice her son's not around until they're on the plane even when they all go through Customs with passports? And, who ever heard of burglars discussing their plans in front targets of their intended break-ins and showing up EXACTLY on time?! Come on! Also, Kevin doing The Scream wasn't as funny the tenth time as it was the first. Yeah, I know this made Culkin a star (for a time) but one viewing of the first of the series was quite enough for me! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 8, 2009, 5:10 pm

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood - TV Shows
Gotta admit, I liked watching him when I was in preschool and I'll always be grateful that I learned to snap my fingers just by watching him do the closing song. Unfortunately, when I got older, he seemed a bit boring to me . Hence, if I happened to surf on the show, I'd only stay on his segments if he was taking a field trip to an interesting factory or exotic location (like Moscow during the deathrows of the Soviet Union ). Things would pick up when they'd switch over to the Neighborhood of Make Believe as long as they didn't sing too long and my favorite character Lady Elaine would stir up...trouble. Yeah, I know she looked like a recycled witch puppet in a sweater but she was fun and the only character on the whole show who wasn't a total goody-goody! Ironically, Reverand Rogers' show looks positively Shakespearean compared to so many other kids' shows they have on today- and he never talked down or tried to win over us kids by grossing us out so he has my retrospective respect! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 8, 2009, 5:03 pm

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman - Celebrities
She'd be a one-person joke except for one thing 14 (FOURTEEN!) children who seem doomed to be the punch line. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 8, 2009, 2:18 pm

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
Although it was often compared to 'The Honeymooners', there was no real angst for any of the characters here. Fred was no tragic clown like Ralph. Still, it was fun watching these grown cavemen Fred and Barney trying so hard not to get nailed by Wilma or Mr. Slate like they were small children. And, of course, we kids watching could easily call out the dumb moves Fred made long before Fred would get burned. Everyone knows that Mel Blanc voiced Barney Rubble but what wasn't well known was that he did about a year of dubbing flat on his back from his bedroom while he was recoupering from a horrible car accident at Deadman's Curve (yes, the very same spot immortalized by Jan+Dean)- and they set up a microphone above his bed for him to do Barney with the other voice cast members joining in! Having Baby Pebbles be born and Bamm-Bamm adopted didn't hurt the cartoon any- and even its many spin offs seemed to only bring in new generations. However; I think something died in the 70's when they changed a line of the immortal theme from 'We'll have a gay old time!' to 'We'll have a GREAT old time!'. Yes, folks even the ivory tower of Hanna Barbera proved it wasn't immune to derision over the changing mainstream definition of gay! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 8, 2009, 2:14 pm

Lion King - Movie Series
The sequels were deplorable. With the exception of "The Rescuers Down Under", Disney has never been good at sequels and their movies are never sequel worthy. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 8, 2009, 12:31 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean - Movie Series
The first movies is great. part 2 is decent, part 3 they tried too hard. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 8, 2009, 12:28 pm

Critic, The - TV Shows
Great show, never boned. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 8, 2009, 12:27 pm

Godzilla - Movie Series
All of the TOHO Godzillas rock- how can you beat scremaing civilians, model tanks and guys in monster suits beating eachother up- with bad subtitling? ...King Ghidorah RULES!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 8, 2009, 6:05 am

Full House - TV Shows
The show was cute when I was younger but don't think I could watch it now. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 8, 2009, 5:03 am

Saved by the Bell: The New Class - TV Shows
Watched this show when I was younger it was entertaining. Was the show necessary? No. But I don't blame then for making this after the original was a hit. What really was unecessary was Saved by the bell: The college years. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 8, 2009, 4:57 am

America's Best Dance Crew - TV Shows
Nice show. The judges give constructive critisism and tell the contestants how to perform better. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 8, 2009, 4:43 am

So You Think You Can Dance - TV Shows
Finally a show that recognizes talent. Unlike some other talentshows the judges are compassionate and give good constructive critisism. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 8, 2009, 4:42 am

Ozzy Osbourne - Music Groups
Ozzy really BTF after the incredible "No More Tears" Era. The mystique, the quality of the singles and albums have all been signifigantly downhill from there. However this may be a matter of pre internet era, his family was younger and not fame hounds and also musically NMT was the apex of Metal, 80's glam scene, and peak musical performances- it was a true metal classic- it would be hard to match or exceed that. Of course this is Ozzy who has had several "Peaks" in his career- Black Sabbath VOl. 4, Blizzard of Ozz etc. We've been spoiled over the years! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 8, 2009, 4:38 am

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
Sometimes I feel sorry for the people on the show, it's obvious that their personal and emotional problems are being exploited by a hack that calls himself a doctor, then I remember that they're there on their own free will and the pity dissipates, that said Dr. Phil is still jackass for doing it, unless he pays them... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 7, 2009, 11:28 pm

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