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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Monkees, The - Music Groups
The Site's loyal fans of the Monkees have been voting on this every day over and over. However, they havent spammed us or hacked the site, there fore it is legal for the votes. We did change the vote timer to wait 5 minutes not ten seconds to stop a vote run up like this, however we're going to let it stand as is. The vote #'s arent so high that it isnt possible to reach (i.e. 10 million votes) and the other vote getters can use this as a milestone to cross. So I hope that sums it up. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 29, 2009, 5:14 am

Monkees, The - Music Groups
Absolutely it was spam voted. It should all be thrown out. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 28, 2009, 10:50 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
How does an animal bone the fish? Putting this kind of stuff on the site will make it bone the fish. And by the way they are called giant pandas and not panda bears. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 28, 2009, 10:42 pm

Aerosmith - Music Groups
One of the very few groups who are just as good now as they were when they started. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 28, 2009, 10:33 pm

Adam Sandler - Celebrities
Talented actor, but "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" was a close call. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 28, 2009, 10:11 pm

Brad Pitt - Celebrities
Brangelina. Who cares? Does he do anything else but submit to her and their litter of children? They and TomKat are the worst Hollywood couples. They are famous for being couples now. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 28, 2009, 10:06 pm

Monkees, The - Music Groups
Am I the only one that gets the feeling this topic is being spam voted? It seems unlikely that more people care about this than anything else on the site. -- Submitted By: (EtherealMutation) on May 28, 2009, 2:26 pm

Aladdin - Movie Series
"Sequels" is misspelled in one of the entries on the Aladdin page. http://www.bonethefish.com/viewtopics.php?636 -- Submitted By: (EtherealMutation) on May 28, 2009, 10:56 am

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) - TV Shows
I liked that the show was darker than the original series but the April O'Neil from the other series was much hotter than the version in this series, it went downhill during the Fast Forward episodes. -- Submitted By: (comic_guy87) on May 28, 2009, 10:56 am

Scooby Doo - TV Shows
Not bad for the most part but I hated the episodes with just Scooby, Shaggy, and Scrappy all they did was run and grab Scrappy who was the only useful member despite his annoyance, I loved the first three movies in the late 90's they were so dark, violent, spooky, the monsters were real, and people actually died, some of the movies after wards were okay but they were tamer, what I didn't like about What's New Scooby Doo was Fred and Daphne were less intelligent than in earlier series and movies before then incarnations never goofed around. -- Submitted By: (comic_guy87) on May 28, 2009, 10:51 am

Ren and Stimpy - TV Shows
After John K. left the show just wasn't as good anymore but quite a few from seasons three and four had good episodes but season five had very few as it just involved very weird situations, then came the adult party cartoon episodes the first one Onward and Upward was awful nothing but poop, snot, and gay jokes, the second one Ren Seeks Help was an improvement it was very much like the earlier episodes except more vulgar and disgusting it took a look into Ren's past on why he's so psychotic my favorite part was the ending, then there's Firedogs 2 it was alright but the constipation scene was nasty, Naked Beach Frenzy was okay very old school feel to it except they wouldn't show topless scenes, Altruists was okay this one probably features the most abuse Stimpy takes from Ren in these episodes but they could've done without the log sawing gag and when Stimpy takes off his skin and talks to the headless son about being gay, Stimpy's Pregnant was another one I didn't like it was too stupid and disgusting. -- Submitted By: (comic_guy87) on May 28, 2009, 10:38 am

Disney - Random Topics
I meant, Insanity_Prelude, for the last comment. Sorry. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 28, 2009, 9:54 am

Disney - Random Topics
Insanity Parade, I may be showing my age but I feel the same way about "Old Yeller"! I think anyone who sees that and doesn't bawl at the end has no heart. Period. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 28, 2009, 9:54 am

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
For me, it's not that I care if Ted Nugent hunts, it's the fact that he loudly disses all men who DON'T hunt that makes him bone with me. Hey, many of us live cities and we think we have better things to do with our time! If I were stuck in the woods with no food, sure I'd hunt whatever edible, non-endangered animal species were available but I don't see the point of going out of my way to do it when there's no need. Besides, if ALL men city dwellers and rural non-hunters raced out into the wilderness to hunt whatever there was, there'd be virtually nothing left for Ted and his friends so he should be grateful that there are those of us who don't hunt instead of dissing us! Why so insecure? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 28, 2009, 9:42 am

Little Caesars - Random Topics
Actually, dirk, I think it would have been better had the beseiged Italian citizens delivered Little Caesars to the invading Mongols. Too bad it would be a few centuries before pizza would be invented. 'Gag a maggot'? Good one! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 28, 2009, 9:32 am

Little Caesars - Random Topics
Did he just say "Gag a Maggot"? lol -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 28, 2009, 7:34 am

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
The NBA has an integrity problem, as shrill and annoying as a referee's whistle. If the competitors don't trust the truth in the final score, why should we? Did the Nuggets lose to the Los Angeles Lakers 103-94, or were they robbed by referees who gave favorable calls to a marquee franchise that pumps up television ratings? Does the league want to see superstar Kobe Bryant in the NBA Finals rather than the tattooed bad boys of Denver? In an accusation that goes straight to the heart of the sport's integrity, one member of the Nuggets shook his head in disgust after the game, and could not believe how cheap it was for Los Angeles to buy a 3-2 lead in the Western Conference finals. "The Lakers paid $50,000 to win that game. They got their money's worth," said a Denver player, not wanting to be identified for fear of retribution from the league. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 28, 2009, 7:28 am

James Bond - Movie Series
Hye in defense of the "Remake" of Casino Royale- this was done as a comedy by Woody Allen, as sort of an Austin Powers like send up (before Austin Powers) in the 60's or 70's) only recently had the rights become available to do this film as a real BOND film. So lets cut a little bit of slack to the franchise over this "Remake in Name Only" -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 28, 2009, 6:45 am

James Bond - Movie Series
The series has had its low points but never boned. The main reason for this is the fact that the films are essentially stand alones. However, it could bone if they keep remaking old titles. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 28, 2009, 6:40 am

Diddy - Music Groups
Day one, no questions. He has absolutely no talent at all. The start of his career was the worst when he would do "covers" of songs which consisted of him saying yeah over every song. Now he has his grubby little hands in everything. Go away! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 28, 2009, 6:37 am

Little Caesars - Random Topics
Instead of catapulting plague-riddled corpses into Medieval Italian cities the Mongols should have simply sent over some Little Caesars. That pizza could gag a maggot! -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 28, 2009, 4:05 am

Deadliest Catch - TV Shows
This show is symptomatic of The History Channel's shift from historic event programming to gearhead paradise. The spirit of your "self-important high school shop teacher on steroids" lives on in shows like this and Axe Men. -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 28, 2009, 3:47 am

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
The season lasts way too long. Interest is long gone by the time the play offs start. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 10:22 pm

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
Boned when he decided to cram his political beliefs down our throats. Who cares if he hunts? So do lots of other people and they don't make a big deal out of it. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 10:21 pm

Doug - TV Shows
This show was horrible. Doug was one of the whiniest wussies on all of TV. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 10:16 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
This show boned the moment that the Nicktoons aired. That was Ren and Stimpy, Doug, and Rugrats. It went downhill very fast after this. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 10:14 pm

Joey (TV series) - TV Shows
the reason this show boned was because it was a spin off of "Friends." "Friends" had boned the fish about three years before it ended/ By that point, people were tired of it. It would be like "Seinfeld" having a spin off or even worse, "The Simpsons." -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 10:09 pm

Cavemen - TV Shows
My sentiments on this show can be summed up in three simple letters: WTF? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 10:05 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
While she was never too talented anyway, when she claimed that her son's autism was caused by vaccines and then claimed he was cured, she lost all credibility. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 10:02 pm

William Shatner - Celebrities
He needs to retire. He had talent but is too far past his prime. The Priceline commercials are a good example. Leonard Nimoy is a class act in this regard. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 27, 2009, 9:51 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
Someday they will be our official sponsor. www.bonefishgrill.com -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 27, 2009, 2:21 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
I can't believe panda bears boned the fish. Your right though they will probably die out because they are to lazy for sex. lol -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 27, 2009, 2:19 pm

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
Denver vs Orlando in the finals. Mark it up. Games have been actually fun to watch this past week. Go Birdman!!! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 27, 2009, 2:15 pm

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
Did anyone see that season premier last night. Total crap. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 27, 2009, 2:13 pm

Terminator - Movie Series
Saw the new one last night. Was kinda fun, lots of blowing stuff up in a transformers kinda way. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 27, 2009, 2:03 pm

DVDs - Random Topics
Blu-Ray, my butt. What't the point? It's just going to go obsolete in a few years once someone makes a better format. Then that format will go obsolete, then the one after that, then the one after that after that... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 27, 2009, 12:08 pm

Addams Family, The - TV Shows
I think not! Never boned! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 27, 2009, 11:47 am

Cavemen - TV Shows
It's like they knew in advance this sitcom was going to flop. But that's no psychic feat: EVERYONE knew in advance that this sitcom was going to flop! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 27, 2009, 11:23 am

TiVo - Random Topics
Hi I made a mistake can you guys move this to Random topics? -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 27, 2009, 3:58 am

NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) - Random Topics
I think everyone remembered this. Blowing the cassette for minutes to play your favorite game. Great console! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 27, 2009, 3:56 am

Lost - TV Shows
I don't know how I can wait till February 2010?! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 27, 2009, 3:19 am

John Travolta - Celebrities
Besides killing his own career in the '80s, I detest Travolta for squandering the career comeback that Tarantino bestowed upon him. Travolta flushed his career down the toilet a second time by once again picking incredibly lame projects. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 26, 2009, 8:43 pm

Cavemen - TV Shows
They couldn't even get the same actors from the commercials. How lame. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 26, 2009, 8:36 pm

Martial Law - TV Shows
It was this show that taught me not to trust TV producers. It all started back when Season 1 of Martial Law ended. The new executive producers Lee Goldberg and William Rabkin came on alt.asian-movies and began telling us about the "exciting new changes" they had in mind. Many people balked at the changes. I was young and naive, and I said that we should "wait and see the new season before judging it". After all, Season 1 of Martial Law wasn't Shakespeare; it certainly could be improved upon, right? Well, the second season aired that fall and the so-called "haters" were absolutely right. Ratings plummeted and the show was canceled. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 26, 2009, 8:22 pm

TV Tropes - Websites
On that note, "Squick" wasn't actually a Troper-coined term. -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 26, 2009, 6:58 pm

TV Tropes - Websites
Occasional annoying arguments about renaming things and getting rid of "just for fun" pages e.g. Crowning Moment Of Awesome, but still dratted addicting. I like it. -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 26, 2009, 6:57 pm

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
I used to laugh at the NBA consiracy nuts, then I realized I'm one of them- are there any upsets in this sham of a league these days? What a boring league, and with a salary cap no less, I should re-evaluate my stance on baseball, at lease there are some surprises and upsets in the post season- what a snooooozer this league has become. Lakers, Cavs, Kobe, LeBron, we know the league "wills" you to win- boooooring. I'll have some flounder and halibut at the end of the first quarter.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 26, 2009, 6:08 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
I had the misfortune of watching this trainwreck last night- what a horrible cliched show- what was once a funny irreverant comedy is now just dumb jokes that are more and more outlandish like the Simpsons have done in recent years. What a flaming pile of slaw and hush puppies this show has become. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 26, 2009, 6:05 pm

Ice Cube - Celebrities
From "The Most Dangerous Nigga in Amerikkka" to lousy family friendly comedies? What a complete sellout. Go make a another kids movie with someone like Queen Latifa and stop "acting hard". Eazy-E was right you are a straight up Bitch Ice Cube! Can I have some frozen water with my cold helping of Salmon and Fries? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 26, 2009, 6:04 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
This show used to be great it was around since I was three years old so it was a big part of my childhood, it used to be realistic despite being a cartoon with people that have yellow skin and nothing too over the top happening while being really funny, but the new writers ruined it by having random wacky things things happen all the time like characters will fly without the use of an airplane or wings and mythical creatures appearing out of now where, and most of the characters including Marge and Lisa have become idiots. -- Submitted By: (comic_guy87) on May 26, 2009, 5:35 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
This was one of the greatest animated sitcoms ever but then Luanne had to get involved with Lucky an ugly, bucktoothed,middle aged, idiot, and she had stated in previous episodes that she would never ever marry someone who was so many years older than her and she was repulsed by hillbillies and the new writers had to ruin it and worse off they had her marry him and he's not funny at all how many times can you stand "duh I done gone and slipped on pee pee at the costco" and worse off when she became pregnant she was pregnant for two years and did not show any signs until the episode where she gave birth, another reason was the death of Cotton Hill a great character they could've handled it better like they just had to retcon his earlier prejudice of the Japanese even though he felt bad for what he did to them and in tern forgave them for what they did to him in an earlier episode and he could've had a more heroic death like an intruder breaking into the house and about to kill the Hills when he takes a bullet for them and fights off the intruder before being taken off to the hospital instead of swallowing shrimp, developing an allergy and falling onto a grill after picking a fight with the chef, Bobby, and Didi with G.H. could've visited him in the hospital there was no excuse for that Bobby could've handled it, Peggy shouldn't have bitched him out before he died you just don't to that to a dying person, and they should not have cremated him that was a big waste in an earlier episode he fought hard to earn a veteran's grave, then there's the character flanderizations like Bobby being extremely immature he was more mature in the earlier episodes, Luanne's over exaggerated stupidity to the point where she became the very thing she never wanted to be a hillbilly, the character background changes like Peggy living on a ranch in Montana she never stated she lived on a ranch before, her mother having changed completely in appearance and attitude and Peggy claiming to have not talked to her in 20 years despite her visiting in past episodes and them having a fine relationship, and Luanne's father's change in personality and appearance in past episodes he was described as a small timid man who looked like Peggy if she were a dude and he had fled because Leanne was abusive to him but in the episode where he appeared he was completely changed he was a big fat guy who looked nothing like Peggy he claimed to have never talked to Hank despite him saying he enjoyed his company in past episodes, he claimed to not have seen Luanne since she was a little girl despite her last seeing him when she was just a few years younger than her present age, and he was changed into a sleazy, lazy, con artist who supposibly ran off because he's addicted to drugs, and last off all very few of the episodes have anything memorable or exciting happen like in past episodes. -- Submitted By: (comic_guy87) on May 26, 2009, 5:11 pm

Quiznos - Random Topics
Totally agree with you, Robert. Unfortunately, it's gotten so that it's very difficult to find any advertizements that DON'T treat viewers like morons! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 26, 2009, 9:47 am

Webster - TV Shows
This show boned from day one. It was so sickening sweet it needed to warn people it could cause diabetes. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 26, 2009, 5:34 am

Waffle House - Random Topics
Where else can you get questionable food and a staff with just as questionable hygene while sitting in a booth next to a couple of drunks at 3AM? It boned for day one cause they will hire anything. Swear I went to one once that had a waitress that reeked worse than the dumpster outside. In fact I always suspected she was living in theat dumpster during her off hours. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 26, 2009, 5:09 am

Macarena, The - Random Topics
If I never hear that song again it will be too soon. The first time I heard it, I wanted to drive nails into my head. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 26, 2009, 5:04 am

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
This placed boned from Day One. The food comes with enough grease to lube a fleet vehicles. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 26, 2009, 5:03 am

DVDs - Random Topics
DVD's are great, Im never going to upgrade, they are good enough and priced affordably, and I have almost all of the titles I want on them. I laugh at Blu Ray ads where they show these newer crap fests like Ghost Rider and Van Helsing, where they tell you- NOW SEE IT IN UN PRECEDENTED DETAIL. Guess what, Blu Ray doesnt write good scripts or direct good movies. Ill watch my DVD's of Animal House and Goodfellas any day of the week before I spend a cent to upgrade them for more "clarity". -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 26, 2009, 3:35 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
I hope someone has the guts to ask him about it. I wonder how he will react to all this. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 26, 2009, 1:14 am

NBA on ABC - TV Shows
While the NBA has become much more watered down in the past decade or so, the quality of the television coverage has dropped significantly as well. ABC's NBA broadcasts completely pale in comparison to NBC's. They lack the drama that was a strong element of NBC's broadcast, as well as the great theme music, which has been replaced with the pop artist du jour (Rob Thomas, the Pussycat Dolls, etc.). Muting the crowd noise, showing the same four teams over and over again (look at their regular season broadcast schedule...it's the Cavs, Fakers, Heat, Mavs and almost no one else). And the sharply reduced broadcast schedule is terrible. Look at the 2009 playoffs and the extremely minimal amount of games televised on ABC...and the teams which were selected. Boring mismatches were selected over exciting series just because of the teams involved...Fakers, Cavs, etc. We just had a three-day weekend. Back in the day, NBC would have aired one game per day. ABC aired one game total (Fakers, of course), because showing reruns of Ugly Betty or Desperate Housewives is *far* more interesting than the NBA playoffs, as we all know. -- Submitted By: (neo11) on May 25, 2009, 11:53 pm

TV Tropes - Websites
I need to check this out. Nice job. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 25, 2009, 10:02 pm

DVDs - Random Topics
I got totally screwed by VHS. I spent hundreds, if not thousands on owning VHS movies. They all went into the garbage. In a year or two, people will be discarding their 'regular DVDs' because they only want BluRay, or whatever comes out next. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 25, 2009, 10:02 pm

DVDs - Random Topics
DVD's haven't boned just yet, but I'd much rather download a movie (I have blazing speed) than get a DVD. I'm way more likely to watch an 'On-Demand' movie than I am to go get a DVD. I haven't bought a DVD in ages. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 25, 2009, 10:00 pm

Apple Inc. - Random Topics
Their slick packaging and even slicker ad campaigns have made it cool to pay a 40% markup for a machine no more capable than a Dell, HP, Sony...I'll admit that Apple's business model is pure genious: design a machine and market it to "the cool kids" as a must-have status symbol, and keep the fanboys under your thumb by creating an all Mac platform with all Mac hardware and all Mac software. If a closed system and a lack of innovation appeals to you, then you've had too much of the kool-aid already, and probably stopped reading this comment four sentences ago. -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 9:13 pm

DVDs - Random Topics
What's NOT to like about DVDs? YOU control the programming, there's no Commercials or any other Interruptions to butt-in whatever you're watching, and, best of all, after watching them, YOU GET TO KEEP THEM!!! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on May 25, 2009, 7:40 pm

Barry Bonds - Celebrities
Where does he find hats that fit? -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 25, 2009, 4:39 pm

South Park - TV Shows
I heard the Co$ made Hayes leave, though. Wouldn't surprise me. -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 25, 2009, 1:58 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
They're adorable, but how are they supposed to come back if they won't breed? -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 25, 2009, 1:35 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
That's a real ife restaurant by the way! BoneFish Grill -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 25, 2009, 1:32 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Those were some good old times back in the day though. -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 25, 2009, 1:30 pm

Disney - Random Topics
The Lion King remains to this day one of the only movies that has ever made me cry. *sniffle* -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 25, 2009, 1:29 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
The only place you see Mickey on there anymore is the logo. -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 25, 2009, 1:27 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
I love how after I voted, it said at the top "3 Members thinking Bonefish Grill for dinner tonight!" -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 25, 2009, 1:27 pm

Dairy Queen - Random Topics
Great, now I want a Blizzard. -- Submitted By: (InsanityPrelude) on May 25, 2009, 1:24 pm

Fox News - Random Topics
Sure, Fox has high ratings. So does American Idol. Garbage. -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 1:16 pm

NBA on ABC - TV Shows
NBA is woefully watered down. Lebron, Kobe. Kobe, Lebron. Lebron, Kobe. Kobe, Lebron...and on, and on, and on... -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 1:09 pm

Windows Vista - Random Topics
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Vista. What hurt Microsoft was people trying to run the operating system on outdated, under-powered, bargain basement machines. Well, that and Apples "I'm a pc" ad campaign worked to perfection. They convenced people who had never even touched a Vista-based computer that the system was inferior. -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 1:04 pm

Desperate Housewives - TV Shows
Who watches this? No, I mean really? -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 12:28 pm

Animaniacs - TV Shows
You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man- you're a Chicken Boo! -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 12:27 pm

X-Men: The Animated Series (1992-1997) - TV Shows
Maybe it was the Jean Grey/ Cyclops romance. Maybe it was the tedious and confusing explanation for the presence of the Shiar Empire. Maybe if the silly assed story arc hadn't lasted an entire season...let's stop beating around the bush: The Phoenix ruined the X-Men animated series! -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 12:22 pm

Oceans 11 - Movie Series
Twelve. It took itself too serious and in-jokes are only good if you know the reasons behind them. 11 was great and 13 was a decent redemption for the tripe they put out in 12. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 25, 2009, 11:56 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
Paris Hilton was born with a scaling knife in her hand - she was BTF from Day 1. And like others have asked, what has she done to deserve being famous? Even highly-critiqued "train wreck" stars like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Michael Jackson had decent careers which justified their celebrity status. All Paris Hilton did was slide out of the right womb. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 25, 2009, 9:44 am

Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez - Celebrities
Free agency was the BTF moment for A-Rod. Leaving the Mariners for no reason but the dough left Seattle baseball fans VERY cold. To this day, A-Rod gets booed every time he sets foot in Safeco Field, while other former Mariners get standing ovations - Randy Johnson being the most recent example. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 25, 2009, 9:31 am

Alien Movies - Movie Series
Chubby Rain nails it again! The BTF moment for the Alien series was DEFINITELY the the opening of Alien 3: Hicks and Newt (Ripley's fellow survivors from Aliens) are killed off as the credits roll. And because we're led to care about them as the Aliens story unfolds, the fact that their deaths are throwaways is a double slap in the face. The fourth movie didn't do anything to redeem the mess from the third - the writer/director team of Joss Whedon and Jean-Pierre Jenuet seemed to be operating with the goal of "let's see how much weirdness we can cram down the throats of the fans." And the AvP movies have done even less to redeem the mess from the fourth. That's very unfortunate, because the AvP concept makes pretty decent reading - too bad the movies dropped the ball. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 25, 2009, 9:25 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Kitchen I listen to HS on Sirius about ever day, and I have NEVER heard this brought up. Although about 8 months ago they had a long talk about the sale and how the site was being left the same. This was a conversation between Howard and Jon Hein, to which Howard said something like it was good they were not messing with a proven success. Im sure Jon Hein has been flooded with emails and messages about this, but Im sure TV Guide sent some hush money or has him promised to never bring it up. Jon Hein is the true definition of "Boning the Fish" via his sellout and cowardly inaction on the topic. Also, I love the "Scottish Play" stuff, that's great. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 25, 2009, 6:23 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
He didn't mention anything about the trashing of his creation?! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 25, 2009, 3:00 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
ChubbyRain - I concur 100% with your comment. As if Hein's selling a totally cool site down the river to TV Guide wasn't a big enough slap in the face to JTS fans, his never say anything about the results is a sucker punch below the belt. I wonder how well he's been sleeping lately. To answer your question, "Scottish site" refers to the long-standing thespian superstition about the Shakespeare play "MacBeth." It's considered bad luck to mention the play by name, so it's referred to by the euphemism "The Scottish Play" to avoid the curse. (Look up "The Scottish Play" on Wikipedia for more details.) The "About Us" page of BTF does an artful job of avoiding mentioning JTS by name -- even referring to it is "the site that shall never be named," which struck me as being very reminiscent of the MacBeth superstition. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 24, 2009, 11:20 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
What a fish smelling ellout- he created JUMP THE SHARK, then when it jumps the shark- nary a metion of it ever on the Howard Stern show to show how bad they sold out his vision. Jon sold out and BONED THE FISH HARD when he never said a damn thing about his once great creation being made into a trashy tabloid blog. Shame on you Jon Hein, the money made you a coward when you have a media rebel and hero like Howard Stern to back it up. Also "scottish site" Where is that reference coming from, please fill me in.... and pass an extra helping of SLAW to sellout coward Jon Hein. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

Left Behind - Movie Series
The books were pretty good (YMMV depending on your religious persuasion), but the movies stank from the start. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 24, 2009, 1:10 pm

Pocahontas - Movie Series
Pelirojo, your comment reminded me of something I read in The Warning Label Book regarding Pocahontas: "This movie is inaccurate hooey designed to sell cheap trinkets. Please disregard its contents." -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 24, 2009, 11:09 am

Little Mermaid, The - Movie Series
The second movie. It's just a recycled bizzaro version of the first movie. Instead of a mermaid in the ocean world who wonders what land is like, it's a human on land who wonders what the ocean world is like. Disney must have really burned the candle at both ends to come up with such an original plot. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 24, 2009, 11:05 am

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - TV Shows
Cheese. Ugh. People hate Orko from He-Man and Snarf from Thundercats, but at least they were coherent and didn't walk all over the place jabbering gibberish like idiots. Cheese is more annoying than they are. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 24, 2009, 10:19 am

Coca Cola Company - Random Topics
Having chosen to give up drinking Coke recently, the New Coke fiasco left a legacy of inferior product. The company maintains that no one can distinguish between the current formula and previous iterations. This is a load of rubbish. One need only taste kosher Coca-Cola to refute their assertion. -- Submitted By: (johbru) on May 24, 2009, 8:55 am

Blackadder - TV Shows
The only failing is Baldrick's intellectual decline. It was a funnier conceit in the first series when the cunning plan was not absurd. -- Submitted By: (johbru) on May 24, 2009, 8:44 am

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman - Celebrities
If there was ever an argument for forced sterilization, this woman would be it. Worst still she wants to extend her "15 minutes of fame" by being the center of another lame reality series. Someone really needs to remove the kids then tell this woman that it's a vagina not a clown car. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 24, 2009, 5:17 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
The Beatles never actually went downhill. Just probably when Yoko Ono showed up maybe. -- Submitted By: (marcosementilli) on May 23, 2009, 7:50 pm

Zorro - Movie Series
While not without its own historical inaccuracies and flaws, 'Mask of Zorro'(1998) was fairly entertaining and introduced an entire new generation to the swordsman via Banderas. Unfortunately, it got followed up with 'Legend of Zorro'(2005). Discrpencies? Too many to list but to keep this from becoming too long I'll stick to the most major of them. Divorce amongst Spanish aristocrats in 1850 California ?! Not quicky but a very difficult and lengthy process. While informal separations and 'outside families' were looked upon with nudges and winks, a divorced person (especially a woman) would have been considered an outcast by society NOT the cream of it back then. Would the Hispanic and Native American Californians have cheered the idea of becoming a US state? Considering that only 4 years earlier, battles of the Mexican-American war had been fought there and most of them had at the time considered themselves to be Mexican citizens, it's doubtful they would have supported statehood in great numbers or furvor. Of course, it was somewhat out of their hands due to the larger numbers of '49ers who'd settled in the formerly sleepy mission town of San Franscisco .However; oddly enough the movie entirely ignores the existance of Gold Rush and its impact on California. One must say that Disney's been somewhat consistant in their historic lapses re 1850's California- as earlier movies totally ignored the existance of Hispanic and Native American Californians when depicting US American 49'ers settling there so maybe they think this balanced their earlier lapses out. Oh, and I'm not overlooking the Confederate soldiers in 1850 California. Not only was this ten years BEFORE the War Between the States but California was nowhere near any of the battlegrounds. And, Zorro himself became a henpecked cartoon in this movie. Ay caramba! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 23, 2009, 4:55 pm

Pocahontas - Movie Series
I'll never forget being on a plane circling the Norfolk, Virginia airport and seeing a child in the seat in front of me playing with a Pocahontas doll singing that song and her parents all excited that they were going to go to nearby Jamestown to see 'where it all happened'! Since I didn't know any of them from Adam, I couldn't say anything but I was screaming inside how Disney was passing off this totally contrived and preposterous story as a historical biopic- and how so many parents of young children were doing NOTHING to counter the campaign. Just buying the plastic dolls. Anyone who's ever been to the Jamestown area knows that it's a flat,buggy swamp and NOT some mountainous Pacific Northwest-type coastline and the nearest prominent waterfall's hundreds of miles away in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Pocahontas was a child about eleven years old when the Jamestown settlers first encountered her NOT some leggy supermodel in a mini buckskin deal and John Smith was about 40 and middle aged not a romance novel coverboy! And when she came to London as an adult she wore rather conservative English fashions. I don't want to sound harsh but had she appeared on the streets of 1616 London in that mini buckskin deal, she'd have been loudly jeered, had all kinds of vile things thrown at her and very likely assaulted. No, I didn't bother to see the movies but I got enough of seeing this hooey just from coming attractions and ads for it to spot unbelievable discripancies and loathe that they had the gall to pitch it as having historic basis. They may as well have called her 'Little Red Feather' and had fictionalized settlers and locales. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 23, 2009, 4:41 pm

Philips CD-i - Random Topics
This system is famous for the Worst. Zelda games. Ever. Which are turned into Youtube poops. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 1:00 pm

Super Mario World - TV Shows
The SNES game was set in normal Mario time. So why is this cartoon set in the caveman times? Just because Yoshi happens to be a dinosaur? Stupid. Day one! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 11:01 am

TheTruth.com - Websites
The truth lies. Oh, the irony. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 10:31 am


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