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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Tila Tequila - Celebrities
Travoltron, that's not the sad part. The sad part is that probably millions of people will agree with her! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 13, 2013, 8:18 am

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
You mean this dreck is still on the air??? Why??? BTW *everything* was better in the 90s, this included. Pop culture and life itself boned the fish starting in '99. Seriously. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 13, 2013, 8:15 am

Olympics, The - TV Shows
I actually said something about the Dan and Dave ads on the old site. Was that ever a disaster! One of the two didn't even QUALIFY for the Olympics and the other finished something like tenth in track and field. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 13, 2013, 8:13 am

Cheers - TV Shows
Maybe I was too young for it when it was on, but I thought the show was dull as dishwater. It was really overrated at the time-- they were calling it the best sitcom in TV history until Seinfeld came out. I remember that Bill Clinton was at one point supposed to appear on the finale, but he chickened out at the last minute. I also remember the "Live After Party" hosted by Jay Leno after the finale aired. It was a DISASTER of "Al Capone's Vault" proportions. The whole cast was PLASTERED and making fools of themselves in front of a stone-sober Leno. Really cringeworthy and hard to watch. I wonder if it's online somewhere. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 12, 2013, 10:46 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
Howdy y'all! Yet again, it appears that good old Christmas can't wait until after Halloween to start showing up in stores and on TV. What's the over/under for how many years it'll be until the Christmas season starts up immediately after the previous Christmas is over? -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on December 12, 2013, 10:34 pm

Addams Family, The - Movie Series
Even if what MSmith says is true, the movies sucked. They were made too late and it was lame as a live action series of films. Two cartoon versions were bad enough. I remember when they were released. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on December 12, 2013, 9:44 pm

Problem Child - Movie Series
With the majority. I had the misfortune of seeing a USA airing of Problem Child 3 in 1999. Just Big Ben, no John Ritter or players from the first two, except Gilbert Gottfried. -- Submitted By: () on December 12, 2013, 9:41 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
Well, you're in luck; the "Person of the Year" award was given to Pope Francis. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 12, 2013, 7:41 pm

Tila Tequila - Celebrities
So now she wears Nazi uniforms and says she loves Hitler. I can only assume this is a pathetic attempt to extend her 15 minutes of fame. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tila-tequila-wears-nazi-uniform-praises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 12, 2013, 8:25 am

Cheers - TV Shows
Always hated this show! It's a bunch of disgusting, mean spirited and stupid people being nasty to eachother. If I wanted to watch that I'd socialize. -- Submitted By: (SpookyX) on December 11, 2013, 10:37 pm

Dick Van Dyke Show, The - TV Shows
Bar none, the best sitcom of the early 1960s. Sure it's dated, but it is still very funny. I think it's amazing, as of this writing, that the majority of the cast is still alive. They must have done something right. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm

Brenda Lee - Celebrities
She doesn't give concerts as frequently as before but if one is lucky enough to have the opportunity to see her perform live, one should take it, IMO. I saw her recently in my city and, true, she didn't use such gimmicks as foam fingers or taking off clothes but what she DID do was sing phenomenally [actually sounded better than how I'd heard her in later years], and truly appreciated the audience going so far as to sincerely thank us for letting her sing her entire life! Even the teens dragged to see her couldn't help but be impressed by her very energetic, sincere, emotive performance. Happy Birthday Miss Brenda [AKA Mrs. Shacklett]! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 11, 2013, 6:41 pm

Kayne West - Celebrities
Just like I knew he would, he's now complaining about a lack of grammy nominations, especially for album of the year. I think his rants are getting a little bit ridiculous. He's won 21 grammys overall, yet he brings out the race card and says that he's never won against a white person. He is still up for two nominations, but I think he'll lose both of them. Most recording artists would be happy with just a single nominee because they don't have giant egos. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 11, 2013, 6:41 pm

Nutty Professor, The (1996 film) - Movie Series
The first two installments in the series are great. Obviously, the 1960s original is the best of the three. The third installment was worthless. Not so much humor, not long enough, and plain dumb. -- Submitted By: () on December 10, 2013, 9:24 pm

Steely Dan - Music Groups
Never boned. They are one of the very few bands that became better as they went along. Gaucho wasn't that good though. Aja is the best of the bunch. Donald Fagan's solo work is fabulous. -- Submitted By: () on December 10, 2013, 8:23 pm

Major Dad - TV Shows
I really love this show, the cast was excellent, the settings were wonderful, most of the episodes were funny and some of the episodes were touching, and overall it was a great show. -- Submitted By: (PatJK910) on December 10, 2013, 10:19 am

Olympics, The - TV Shows
Anyone else remember the disastrous "Dan & Dave" Reebok ads? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 10, 2013, 9:53 am

Britney and Kevin: Chaotic - TV Shows
Evidently, Britney has recovered a degree of sanity (or has PR people trying to retroactively touch up her reputation), and recently referred to this program as "the worst thing I've done in my career". -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on December 10, 2013, 6:34 am

Yelp - Websites
I was a member of Yelp for a short while in 2012. Not a good site at all. The majority of reviews come from big city transplants, hipsters, etc. I can barely read them due to their vernacular. Some members of Yelp whine and cry about small things you would never believe, especially the so-called "foodies." So what if a restaurant does not perfectly fulfill your expectations. Not surprisingly, the site is also left-wing biased. Information on some entries is outdated. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on December 9, 2013, 9:08 pm

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
In addition to the obviously mentioned, I think Lorne Michaels is braindead or something. SNL is only on because I think it's a "staple" of late Saturday nights. -- Submitted By: () on December 9, 2013, 8:39 pm

TIME Magazine - Random Topics
My prediction for 2013's Person of the Year is the new Pope. Whoever they choose should not be somebody that is always twerking, taking off her clothes, and sticking her tongue out. That's right, Miley is one of the finalists. If she gets the honour, then next year it should be Planet of the Year: Dumbed Down Earth. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 9, 2013, 7:36 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
She's a finalist for Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Oh please god, no! -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 9, 2013, 7:20 pm

Teletubbies - TV Shows
I'm with the majority. I will simply add that Teletubbies was simply mind-numbing, and more crap from Great Britain that simply isn't cute or funny. Clearly, this show has ZERO, no educational value at all. Pretty much anything pre-1990s like pre-Elmo Sesame Street, The Electric Company, etc. are real children's shows with actual, educational content. Those shows obviously hold right up to the present day while shows like Teletubbies are gone and forgotten. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on December 8, 2013, 7:42 pm

Chelsea Lately - TV Shows
Chelsea Handler never was funny. She has always been very childish and immature. She is obsessed with 20-something/college-age life activities, like getting drunk, drinking, and being an absolute bully. She was sometimes agreeable in the earliest stages of this show, but has aged ten years from all the burn out. She continues to cause trouble with other celebrities and some day, she is going to get it. -- Submitted By: () on December 8, 2013, 7:36 pm

Raising Hope - TV Shows
If I ever need legal advice, I'd want a lawyer just like Wally Phipps...I'd lose my shirt, but you couldn't beat the entertainment value. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on December 6, 2013, 5:10 pm

Terrible Thunderlizards, The - TV Shows
To this day, my husband and I use Kutter's catchphrase, "Yes, Squat, that would fall squarely in the 'bad things' category" whenever disaster strikes. A really funny show that never really got its due. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on December 6, 2013, 5:08 pm

Youtube - Websites
There are ways to get around the ads before the videos. I'm really starting to get aggravated with Google's failing attempts to make things "easier". Things don't feel "easier" they feel more like obstructions. Google still pesters me on the trivial question on what name I want to be under on YouTube. Clicking my YT screen name for the millionth time. Things should be separate for a reason, Google. Not enforced or prompted. And the continuation of Google + invading YT's site structure is getting beyond annoying. Google, nobody gives a shit about plus. People have only signed up on plus because you've pestered the fuck out of them enough to even bother. Least MSN took the hint when their attempt at social networking, Multiply, was an abysmal failure before finally shut down this year. Why can't you do the same? -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on December 4, 2013, 12:37 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Over the last year, Justin Bieber has been acting like a real douche. In addition to the Anne Frank remark, he peed into a restaurant mop bucket (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/justin-bieber-pees-mop-bucket-video_n_3572270.html), used bodyguards to carry him up the Great Wall of China (http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/02/travel/justin-bieber-great-wall-of-china/), and painted graffiti on the wall of a former hotel in Brazil (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/bieber-accused-illegally-painting-graffiti-brazil-article-1.1510579). Well, now I can hate Bieber for more than just his music. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 3, 2013, 5:50 pm

Birds of Prey - TV Shows
Felt a little bit bad when the abrupt cancellation forced a quick wrap up of a major plot point - the murder of Catwoman - with the killer identified as someone who was never even in the show before, instead of the logical perp. But even that episode, with Harley Quinn cheerfully causing havoc in a modified version of her original outfit, has its moments. Like The Flash before it, BOP has not given the chance to fully spread its wings, but it was never a disaster! -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on December 2, 2013, 12:06 pm

Sale of the Century - TV Shows
I just saw what GSN showed of the syndicated $ale, and I think it's great to see the actual prize shopping for the first time in a long time. Not only that, but these other great things: they left in the (admittedly defunct) ticket and contestant plugs, and allowed Jay Stewart to get his price disclaimer and signoff in. -- Submitted By: (bmasters1981) on December 1, 2013, 10:05 am

3rd Rock from the Sun - TV Shows
This show remained strong all the way through. The high quality, consistent writing was almost on par with Seinfeld, although 3rd Rock never achieved the same recognition. While this show never actually boned, it was clear that it had run its course by season six. Glad they ended it on a high note instead of trying to get a few more seasons out of it. -- Submitted By: (brightsideofthemoon) on November 30, 2013, 11:50 am

Alec Baldwin - Celebrities
An egomaniacal raging bully. I've always hated this guy with a passion and I'm glad people are starting to see his true colors. The recent South Park depiction of him as a vulgar boor tweeting anecdotes about chicks he banged in the early '90s was hilarious (and accurate). -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 28, 2013, 1:41 pm

Breaking Bad - TV Shows
sharp, I said to each their own re show choices and,speaking strictly for myself, I still see no virtue to this show [and I'm NOT the only one who dislikes it]. However; it deserves to be noted that there were folks who paid to watch a fake funeral online of the lead character that resulted in monies being donated to homeless families. I love it when folks do the right thing for the wrong reasons! LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 26, 2013, 10:42 am

Youtube - Websites
I still like the selection but hate that so often one has to endure boring 'ad' videos before one can watch the one wanted to see. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 26, 2013, 10:36 am

Another World - TV Shows
Yeah, I'm one of the kids who came across this as a small child and, seeing the globe and title, thought it would be cool- only to get bored with it when realizing that it was NOT a sci-fi show set on another planet. LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 26, 2013, 10:35 am

All Creatures Great and Small - TV Shows
richardparker, Glad you've come around. I hope you get the chance to catch some eps on that website that rhymes with Few Moob. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 26, 2013, 10:32 am

Life and Times of Grizzly Adams, The - TV Shows
I used to laugh in the opening credits when Grizzly was seen opening a gate at the edge of the wilderness and walking through- a gate that was completely unattached to any fence or wall. Who built a gate without a fence or wall and why- and why would Grizzly not just walk around it? LOL I also liked Denver Pyle's banter and actually thought hearing his griping about frontier life was more entertaining than Grizzly's seeming obliviousness to any hardship . -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 26, 2013, 10:29 am

Burns and Allen Show, The - TV Shows
Hateol, Thanks for your post on this show. My parents couldn't get enough of this duo so I couldn't wait to see it for myself when it reran on CBN in the 1980's. Gracie ruled with her illogical logic and George's deadpan delivery having to deal with all the craziness but NEVER losing his temper no matter how frustrated and confused he got was classic. It's hard to believe now but when Gracie retired then died a few years later, there was serious doubt that George would have any kind of career on his own but to his credit he forged ahead quite well. BTW, not only were they excellent verbal comedians but they were also quite skilled dancers. Check out' Damsel in Distress' [1937] when the two of them danced WITH Fred Astaire. Not easy to turn a dance between a male/female duo into one for a two men/one woman trio but they did it flawlessly and completely tastefully. Last of all, although George admitted [at her funeral] that he wasn't always a 'true husband' and definitely had an eye for pretty girls to the end, I think it was cool that when he died, not only was he buried with her but he had arranged for the epitaph to read simply 'Together Again'. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 26, 2013, 10:23 am

Daria - TV Shows
This is still one of my favorite shows after all these years. The writing was great and did not pander to the MTV generation. Truly a remarkable feat. I can't believe this spun off of Beavis and Butthead. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 10:29 pm

My Name is Earl - TV Shows
This was certainly an original show, didn't start watching it until late, and then NBC cancelled it, so I could have been a fan, but oh well. Caught some early episodes in syndication and found them funny, started to watch the reruns, and then the show was pulled from syndication. Jeez, no love for Earl. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 10:24 pm

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - TV Shows
This is a great show. I love watching this dude travel around discovering and eating the most nauseating "food" ever. It's fun and Andrew is disarming and genuinely loves meeting and eating with many different peoples. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 10:19 pm

I Married Dora - TV Shows
I almost forgot about this show. Probably because it was terrible. It was not particularly funny, and it is probably best left in history. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 10:16 pm

Sisters - TV Shows
I can recall this forgettable show. It had lots of drama and ladies boring lives. For lasting six season, this was a very dull show. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 10:13 pm

Mind of Mencia - TV Shows
I recall this lackluster show came on the heels of Chappelle Show. They wanted a Latin comic to flavor Comedy central after Dave's huge success. The show was very racially motivated, unfortunately this show was not very funny. Strange Mencia was always poking fun of Mexicans and even associated with them on this show despite him not being from said country. Anyways, the Mind of Mencia is only filled with the jokes and originality of other comics. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:55 pm

Bindi the Jungle Girl - TV Shows
I saw a few episodes with my nephew. I recall poor Bindi did not have much charisma despite her larger than life father. She seemed to genuinely enjoy the natural world, but this show just was not very well thought out. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:47 pm

Littles, The - TV Shows
My sisters and me watched this cartoon growing up. I recall these fairies with tails and I had a serious crush on the girl fairy. Boy she was cute for a cartoon. I think that is why I watched it back then because I can't recall any episodes that stayed with me. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:43 pm

Donahue - TV Shows
I remember this show growing up, my mother watched it often. He was mostly irritating to me, but he did bring to the table a host of important subjects. He also had celebrities. The last episode I remember was near Christmas time he had Phil Collins on. Don't know why I remember that. The best is when Phil Hartman portrayed him on classic SNL. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:39 pm

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - TV Shows
This is without a doubt one of the most repulsive, irritating, ghastly, vicious, non politically correct shows ever made. That being said it is also one of my favorites. They make me laugh and hate them all at the same time. Pure genius. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:36 pm

Charmings, The - TV Shows
This was a fun show when I was growing up. It certainly had an inventive plot unlike most shows on tv at the time. I especially liked Paul as the mirror he always has something wicked to say to his boss. I liked the original snow white, and prince charming was cast perfectly, later became the dad on Reba. Unlike most I enjoyed the show. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:20 pm

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations - TV Shows
This is without a doubt the most pretentious show on TV. This guy thinks he is better than everyone he meets, and he shows it everywhere he goes. I can't believe this show is still on the air. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:13 pm

Tick, The - TV Shows
This was one of the more original ideas to come along, surprised it came to be at all, even as it did not last long. Putty was perfectly cast as the Tick, and the supporting cast was great. Should have been given a better chance to find an audience. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 25, 2013, 9:10 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
And Brian's dead...in his place is Vinnie, who sounds like your stereotypical mobster. They thought this was a good idea because? -- Submitted By: (Burmy) on November 25, 2013, 3:35 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
Well, if the show hadn't jumped the shark years ago, it would have last night. According to the news, they killed off Brian. How is that news? I guess they have to put it in the news because, otherwise, no one would know about it. People stopped watching this show years ago. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on November 25, 2013, 12:00 pm

Mad Max - Movie Series
Agreed that it never it bone despite a somewhat notable drop in quality from Road Warrior to Thunderdome. One of Australia's best exports. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on November 25, 2013, 2:19 am

Person of Interest - TV Shows
Boned the fish when they killed off Detective Carter. -- Submitted By: (rmartin77) on November 23, 2013, 9:02 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
2 years, 4 months, 26 days since the last update. Nice Job TV Guide! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on November 22, 2013, 6:46 pm

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
When my son was two or three, he brought a book over to me that had a picture of Adam West in costume. "Look Mommy," he beamed, "It's Happy Batman!" I think what he was getting at was that this was the only version of Batman he'd seen that ever cracked a smile. Is it Batman the way we see him in today's comics? Well, no. But in the 1960's, it made a number of kids, yours truly included, curious enough to learn to read so that we could enjoy the four-color Caped Crusader. And come on, at least there were no nipples on the Bat-Suits! -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on November 21, 2013, 10:22 pm

Hammerman - TV Shows
This was not really so much a cartoon as a series of poorly drawn images that were vaguely related. On "Raw Toonage", Disney took a swipe at this one, as a superhero called Badly Animated Man (voiced by Gary Owens) tells a group of grateful citizens, "Wherever rap stars have their own shows, I'll be there." Kinda says it all right there, doesn't it? -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on November 21, 2013, 10:15 pm

R. Kelly - Music Groups
He used to write inspirational songs. Now he's writing nothing but sexual explicit songs. The album cover for his latest album shows him playing a topless woman like a cello. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 21, 2013, 6:50 pm

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
The way I see it, the songs that spend 10 or more weeks at #1 are automatic grammy nominations even if the song is horrible. That means that an annoying song like 'Blurred Lines' with it's sexist lyrics and awful rap interlude by TI will no doubt be nominated for record of the year, maybe even song of the year. Not to mention, it's a rip off of "Got To Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 21, 2013, 6:28 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
I heard her song "Wrecking Ball" and it really isn't anything special. It sounds like a thousand other songs. That's why she needs to shock people in order to stay in the spotlight. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 21, 2013, 5:57 pm

Becker - TV Shows
I didn't start getting interested in this show until the syndication run, but the grumpy Becker did start to grow on me. As I watched more episodes I did start enjoying the original cast, and found Reggie to be an integral part of the show. When Nancy Travis came, I began losing interest. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 20, 2013, 8:21 pm

Night Court - TV Shows
This was a family favorite for many years. It was a truly looney show full of laughs. My sisters and me would come home from school and even catch the reruns on syndication. We sat around together every Thursday night to watch the crazy antics and Harry and company and the constant carnival of bizarre defendants to enter the court. Our favorite was Dan Fielding of course. He was the funniest, most selfish, most sex-crazed character I had ever seen in my young TV viewing experience. But I have to admit the later years were losing the quality of the earlier years when Dan was at his most perverse, before he got his soul. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 20, 2013, 8:01 pm

Uncle Buck (TV Series) - TV Shows
This was a terrible show from the get go. Seeing one of my favorite movies turned into a second-rate show piece for a lame comedian was just too much to bare. And then this clown trying to fill the shoes of the great John Candy? Absolutely blasphemous! A show that should have never been. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 20, 2013, 7:50 pm

Gimme A Break! - TV Shows
This was a favorite of mine growing up. Nell was a great character, strong, but caring and funny. She was a perfect balance for the gruff father. I remember having a crush on the youngest sister, and also on Nell's cute friend, Thelma, I think her name was. After the dad passed away the show started to lose me, and when little Joey came, forget it, the show sank. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on November 20, 2013, 7:44 pm

Montel Williams Show, The - TV Shows
Sylvia Browne is dead. What's the opposite of RIP? RIH? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 20, 2013, 7:11 pm

Van Halen - Music Groups
Here's another vote for 1984. Keyboards and synths, huh...what were they thinking? They stood out nicely from the keyboard/synth crowd that actually started during the previous decade. Great band up until then. Further boned down the road with "Right Now," and so forth. -- Submitted By: () on November 19, 2013, 9:35 pm

Ruff & Reddy Show, The - TV Shows
This was the "show that started it all" - Without R&R, we wouldn't have had HUCKLEBERRY HOUND, TOP CAT, SPACE GHOST and BIRDMAN. Whether this is a good thing or not is up to you, but these shows were a major part of my childhood, so I can't be hatin'. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on November 19, 2013, 6:16 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
Gonna disagree with you about Steph. She is perfect when she plays the role of an evil manipulative bitch, like she does right now. Linda McMahon though, yeah, she was better off being off the camera -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 19, 2013, 4:00 pm

Ted McGinley - Celebrities
I thought Ted McGinley did a great job on MWC. The character Steve was boring. Jefferson was far more entertaining. IMO -- Submitted By: (Jp) on November 18, 2013, 4:50 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
From an entertainment stand point only, Shane was the best out of the Mcmahons to be involved in a match. While Vince was best at generating heat. Stephanie and Linda should have never been in front of a camera. Not even The Rock, Austin or Chris Jericho could make those two interesting. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on November 18, 2013, 4:29 pm

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
@ProfessorBone. YES! YES! YES! That is exactly what the concept of this show is. Outside of previews by channel surfing I have not subjugated myself to this show - with exception of one YouTube clip highlighting a forced eyebrow wax. The beautician in that video was an absolute fucking bitch about it. In all seriousness, why the fucking fuck would something like this actually be considered okay? Children are not surposed to go through this in a functioning democracy! Some of the things done for beauty pagents (and even for "beauty" in general) by the parents to the children is ..... fucking disgusting. But back to the main point, this is free pornographic fodder for pedophiles - one time South Park unapologetically sunk its claws into making fun of and insulting. -- Submitted By: () on November 17, 2013, 7:47 pm

Metallica - Music Groups
Let us not forget the awesome album they did... with Lou Reed about a year ago. Just more epic failure- here it is for free to listen to the trainwreck on youtube for a few minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0GkrYAT78 -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 17, 2013, 12:31 pm

Betty White Show, The (1977-78) - TV Shows
I loved this show! While Sue Ann on MTM was a witch in a roomful of nice people, Joyce Whitman was a wasp who was matched blow for blow by her director/ex-husband John. And the gag with her huge male stunt double was vicious and hilarious! -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on November 17, 2013, 12:29 pm

L. Ron Hubbard - Celebrities
You can't say he wasn't clever. Coming up with a bunch of BS just to get rich and control people, and it took off like wildfire. -- Submitted By: (SpookyX) on November 17, 2013, 1:02 am

Baywatch - TV Shows
Having a Bootleg Set of the entire series (Only seasons 2-4 were made officially) I can tell you the final season was IMO when this show "Jumped". The Hip-Hop Theme SUCKS! :( -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on November 15, 2013, 11:19 am

American Pickers - TV Shows
Here's my fantasy episode: Mike goes out on a pick to Antarctica and his plane goes down never to be heard from again! My god that guy is so full of himself! I still like the show mostly because of Frank and Danielle. Mike's brother Robby is pretty cool but they hardly ever feature him. Frank is so much more down to earth than Mike and I bet he makes better deals. Go to the American Pickers web site, it's ALL about Mike Wolfe, how its his business, his show, his this, his that! I was at a restaurant in Florida when Mike and Frank "just showed up" lol! The owner told be later that it had been planned for weeks and asked me to lunch that day because he thought I'd get a kick out of it. When the show aired it showed the guys driving around and making a spur of the moment decision to stop into a seafood place and they ended up picking its storeroom at the suggestion of some customer and the owner "just happened" to be there although he has several other businesses and is almost never at the restaurant. Like I said, weeks of planning and it still came off as staged. I love it when they show the two guys just rolling up to some guy's house and introducing themselves and asking to look around. Yeah, right, just the two "Iowa corn cobs" a video production van, a couple of cameramen and a sound crew! Phony, phony phony! And probably a couple of lawyers! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on November 14, 2013, 5:32 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
I'll admit to be wrong here, because I thought her star power had gone away completely. Her recent behavior is ridiculous, but obviously people are still interested in her. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on November 14, 2013, 9:35 am

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
It's boned many times, but one of the biggest ones was when the McMahon family actually started wrestling in matches. Of course wrestling is fake, but the ability to suspend belief and get into the matches is what allowed many, including myself, to enjoy it. Now that Vince, son Shane and daughter(!!!) Stephanie are able to maybe not win but at least hold their own against Flair, Hogan, Undertaker, Kane, etc for an entire match just ruins the illusion for me. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on November 14, 2013, 9:25 am

Hobbit, The - Movie Series
Robert, The Hobbit was first published in 1937 and was 317 long. Not a short story, never was, never will be, Jackson does go long on running times but the NOVEL was extremely complicated. The Rankin-Bass version was a dumbed down kid's story and never meant to be a definitive adaptation. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on November 14, 2013, 7:31 am

Next Media Animation - Websites
They're now called TomoNews. And sadly, I'm starting to tire of them. I think their rising familiarity with American culture and humor has taken away some of the weirdness factor from their videos. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 13, 2013, 1:14 pm

Youtube - Websites
Amen to that, cartooner. It used to be I'd be able to post a comment because I'm logged onto YouTube - now I can't anymore. It's bullshit! -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on November 13, 2013, 10:54 am

New York City - Random Topics
The best of the three major cities and the best city in the US (even today), however it was the 1960s that NYC boned the fish. It suffered terribly and never recovered. The answer...attract yuppies from out of town and displace the natives, homeless, and ethnic-Americans. The city may have turned around, but not in the right way. However, NYC still has some of its classic self remaining. At least isn't that much like Chicago (as nasty as it gets) or LA (runner up, but spoiled big time with flakes). New York's boroughs gave the world many legends and innovators too. History would be downright different without the existence of New York City. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on November 12, 2013, 9:07 pm

Los Angeles - Random Topics
I am going to say something different, albeit from a prejudiced perspective...the natives. Whether they have been there for years, or born/raised in LA itself, they act incredibly self-centered. LA really is a wasteland, like a few other folks said. The natives of this city are purely nuts. Maybe not all of them, but LA at one time was also known (in my own words) as the richest, whitest, WASP city in America. LA had a scary history once these people came from the east to settle. The city grew, but it was always "suburbs in search of a city." With the boom came doom. I really do not think LA ever had "glory/salad days." Then came the 70s, 80s, and 90s. There were race riots, more sprawl, more smog, and the superficial natives act as if their grass is greener than the rest of America. I will admit, when most of your days are "sunny and 70 something," I guess the natives have rhyme and reason to act like that. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on November 12, 2013, 9:01 pm

CMT - TV Shows
I don't think country music deserves its own channel. This too, follows MTV's lead into the graveyard. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on November 12, 2013, 8:47 pm

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
How much lower does the bar go? What does it take to get this show cancelled? Kids can't be kids anymore. Just think...there are (not may, but are) pedophiles and sex offenders, sitting in their homes, fapping to this. TLC thinks this is okay? Never saw it, but read about in the newspaper. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on November 12, 2013, 8:44 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
We thought Bush was awful...Obama inherited the title of worst US president (along with an already dismal economy) from the day he was nominated. I have never heard of a political leader like him in my life. There had been some awful ones before. It will be interesting to see how much more stupid legislation gets passed before his time is finally up. We are certainly no better off than we were four years ago. If the primaries were not fixed five years ago (so he could be nominated and elected), I do not think we would have had to experience the endless parade of nastiness he has forced upon the American people. Also, if I had to pick the one thing that irks me the most about Obama, it's that he apologizes for everything. WTF? This man is the king of PC is afraid to have fun doing anything (besides taking almost as much time off from the White House as Bush did, and bullying hard-working Americans). Clearly, Obamacare has proved to be a failure, straight out of the gate. A number of people, including liberals, are rallying to repeal the debacle. He just keeps on boning and boning. This would have never happened with Clinton (or even Bush). -- Submitted By: () on November 12, 2013, 8:26 pm

Windows 7 - Random Topics
So it'll do. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on November 12, 2013, 4:36 pm

Lawrence Welk Show, The - TV Shows
There is a clip on You Tube where someone sings the alleged drug song, "One Toke Over the Line," on the show. Welk referred to is as a spiritual. And on a related note, there was another clip where Welk dresses up as a hippie for a joke. And for those wondering about the lack of black people on the show, there is another clip featuring a performance by country legend Charlie Pride. Maybe Welk wasn't as square as we think. Occasionally, he would feature songs made famous by Elvis and the Beatles. And he had a memorable appearance on Here's Lucy. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 11, 2013, 5:45 pm

Windows 7 - Random Topics
And it's better than Windows 8. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm

Flash, The - TV Shows
This was a wonderful show. It's a shame that CBS seemed anxious to kill it from Day 1 by putting it in difficult time slots, like its initial home opposite The Cosby Show and The Simpsons. And when that didn't work as well as they hoped, it was moved around so much that it became almost impossible to find! John Wesley Shipp made a very engaging Barry Allen/Flash. It's telling that over two decades later, the character's personality was revamped to be more like him. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on November 11, 2013, 5:07 pm

Lidsville - TV Shows
Parker Tillman, the magician who owned the hat where Lidsville existed was Merlo. He only appears in the opening credits, I think. HooDoo, also played by Charles Nelson Reilly, was the magician who lived inside the hat with all of the living hats. I'm embarrassed that I actually know this... -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on November 11, 2013, 5:01 pm

Birdman and the Galaxy Trio - TV Shows
When you watch this and other shows of the 60's, you really need to do them in the appropriate frame of mind. For example, to a present day viewer, in the notorious "Ant Ape" episode, it's hilarious when Birdman looks at a giant Ant Ape-shaped hole in the side of a building and then wonders if the huge monster walking away from the wreckage is responsible! But I remember these very fondly. Incidentally, apparently the writers did devise a detailed history for Birdman, originally a secret agent named Ray Randall, but little of it ever appeared on screen. I remember it from an article in TV Guide! -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on November 11, 2013, 4:37 pm

Police - Music Groups
DSSCTM '86 was an unnecessary remake that was nothing more than a lethargic, synth-heavy cover version that could've been featured on any Sting album (or trendy car commercial). Was Stewart Copeland even involved (unless he programmed the drum machines)? -- Submitted By: (montauk6) on November 11, 2013, 10:24 am

Stevie Wonder - Music Groups
Journey Through The Secret Life of Plants: This was the peak of Stevie's experimentalism but, except for maybe 2 hits off the entire LP, it and the movie it was a soundtrack for were pretty much ignored and criminally underrated. After that, he pretty much stuck to standard (though, nonetheless superior) R&B. -- Submitted By: (montauk6) on November 11, 2013, 10:11 am

John Edwards - Celebrities
Now he dumps Riele because she publishes a book and now he has a new girlfriend who is even younger. My goodness! What is the holy fuck is wrong with this guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489911/John-Edwards-caught-camera-NEW-girlfriend-half-age.html Well, asshole - you have fallen a long way. I do not believe I used to think you were a good guy. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on November 11, 2013, 12:58 am

Youtube - Websites
Another thing I want to mention is that they said that most comment notifications will sent to Google+ instead of your inbox. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the Google+ integration and the new comment system are the worst changes that Google has ever done to Youtube. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 10, 2013, 10:26 pm

Full House - TV Shows
We have to remember that ABC was at its very height (and #1 at times) during this show's run (back and forth with NBC, depending on the day of the week). ABC was also transitioning during the time as well. Full House defines this era perfectly. Sure, it was saccharine, sappy, and surreal, but not so bad. That was the trend of that period. I would still say boned day one. If some of the writing could have been changed during the father-child talk moments, it would different. I am appalled that instead of a severe punishment, the kids got by with a hug and little to no being yelled at. You didn't see that on The Cosby Show, did you? At least the Huxtables got punished when they did something wrong. Both were part of the family-friendly sitcom period. I think Full House may have predicted ABC's future with Disney as well when you think about it. I think the sappiness and preaching are the two, main problems. -- Submitted By: (ProfessorBone) on November 10, 2013, 6:55 pm

Hobbit, The - Movie Series
Jmac9909: I was referring to The Hobbit...NOT the Lord of the Rings sequels. Rankin-Bass managed to successfully make ONE movie out of the Hobbit story. Peter Jackson's movie was over 2 1/2 hours long, and Bilbo didn't even met Smaug yet. I've actually seen the book: "The Hobbit: There and back again" is a short novel, of only 310 pages. I always "crack a book" or "at least Google" before I criticize anything. -- Submitted By: () on November 9, 2013, 9:07 pm

Three Stooges Short Films - Movie Series
Each third stooge brought something unique and of their own to the act. We always hear about individuality, so why should be any put downs of Shemp or Joe Besser? Shemp revived the act beautifully, but I fully agree that the four, fake Shemp shorts were terrible. I hate watching them and they are shown more than not, which isn't right. Joe Besser was only added because there was still time left on Stooges' contract with Columbia. Also, it was downright difficult to find a replacement for Shemp and Curly. So, don't expect much for Besser shorts. TV at the time was the latest and greatest technology. The Besser shorts were made on a low budget, filmed sometimes in just one day (a few hours), and with recycled footage dating back to the Curly years in some instances (eg. "Sappy Bullfighters" final, released short). Not surprisingly, the final years (production and release of the Besser shorts- 1957 to 1959) were the beginning of the end for the Stooges. The shorts department literally shut down after "Flying Saucer Daffy" was shot. Besser's wife was ailing. Harry Cohn, long time president of Columbia died in February (correct me if I'm wrong) of 1958. Not surprisingly, everything after that with Joe DeRita just wasn't as funny or the same. I could not even watch more than a few minutes of any full length movies made after 1959. The TV revival, if I am not mistaken, probably kept the Stooges going until the end of the next decade, when Larry suffered that stroke. Honestly, there were a few of the Curly shorts that I do not like, such as Rythym and Weep. Not all of the Curly shorts were comedy gold, but it looks like the vast majority like Curly the most. I want to add that 1946 was not a good year for the act. There were a few, weak shorts made before that, but much of the year consisted of bombs and flops. When you watch most of the shorts made and released that year (with Curly), you knew Curly's days were numbered with the act. Again, Shemp's availability and interest upon returning to the act gave the Stooges a much needed boost. It helped into the first half of the 1950s. Finally, in order to watch and appreciate Joe Besser, you have to learn how to make fun of his character. In a way, it encourages viewer reaction and participation. The shorts with Tiny were indeed terrible, especially when singing is involved. -- Submitted By: () on November 8, 2013, 8:12 pm

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