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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Life Goes On - TV Shows
Are you kidding me? This show should have been released on DVD in its entirety (including any episodes from the fourth season that may not have aired because they were pre-empted by H. Ross Perot infomercials). LGO was a great drama that touched on a number of issues (Down syndrome, AIDS awareness, drunk driving), especially in season 3. Great acting all around, including a few who played recurring characters (Troy Evans, Kiersten Warren, Lance Guest). If you ever see Herbie Pilato, tell him he should have thanked me for the Episode Guide section of his book about LGO, "Life Story"! I wrote and posted that way back in '94!!!! -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 9:29 am

Kayne West - Celebrities
This dude is a Bonefish Head! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on September 18, 2009, 9:18 am

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
Thanks also to "bmovies" for explaining why Trevor Bannister left. And yes, I voted "Exit stage left... Mr. Lucas." Mr. Bannister gave life to the wisecracking, bumbling Mr. Lucas and the show clearly wasn't the same with Mike Berry (Mr. Spooner) replacing him. Mr. Spooner may have been able to deliver wisecracks but he just wasn't as likeable, whereas with Mr. Lucas, you hoped someday he might work his way up in menswear (e.g. had there been a "Grace Brothers" in the 1990s, might he have worked his way up Mr. Rumbold's job?). -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 8:54 am

ER - TV Shows
Emmy-nominated actress Kellie Martin was a great addition to the ER cast in 1998--but then the following year, that cast swelled to 13 characters, and KM's character, Lucy Knight, was reduced to a couple insignificant lines per episode. After Lucy died in "All in the Family" (the last great episode of the show), having been brutally stabbed by a mental case in the previous episode ("Be Still My Heart"), ER descended into soap opera-like storylines and ridiculous situations. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 8:45 am

Yeardley Smith - Celebrities
Pretty ironic, considering Lisa is a vegetarian and a PETA supporter. Is is possible to make a cartoon character an entry? And if so, what category would they go? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 18, 2009, 8:23 am

Comcast - Random Topics
Comcast has been the worst cable company I have ever experienced! In general, they are infamous for quite possibly the worst customer service ever! I've heard horror stories about some Chicago lady getting a bill addressed to "B-Dog"; people having difficulty getting through the automated call system; an old lady in the D.C. area being jailed for sledgehammering her local Comcast office; Galveston-area customers being billed thousands of dollars from the Ike damage last year (because of lost equipment); and worst of all, Tuscon customers being subjected to 30 seconds of smut when the Arizona Cardinals lost their Super Bowl (analog feed only)! And what did they get for their trouble? 10 bucks! 10 lousy bucks! If I were Comcast, I would have apologized in form of a letter, provided them a free upgrade to Digital/HD cable (for an analog price; a permanent price lock), and issued a certificate for one free Pay-Per-View show! All of that, right there, just shows you how lousy their services really are! They should seriously get customer service lessons from Neiman's or Nordstrom's if they want to climb back to the top again! Locally (TX), we had Comcast from 2002 to 2006. We have had a little bit of customer service trouble, but none like what I mentioned above. However, their "forced commercials" (which run in two 30 second intervals) were a nightmare; not only were the PPV commercials shocking, but my family was a little bit iffy on the Comcast product commercials, too! Thank goodness for Time Warner now; sure, they have problems of their own, threatening to pull channels off the lineup, still some bad forced commercials (this is a problem with EVERY cable and satellite system, especially Dish Network), and still problems with customer service, but at least they're tame compared to COMCAST!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on September 18, 2009, 8:18 am

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
Maybe they boned the fish when Bob retired and Drew joined, but it is possible for Drew to rebound. I saw the very first shows Drew did and I've seen it lately and he's definitely learned to loosen up and relax a little. Poor Bob had to retire sometime. After all he was 117 or so and he needed to slow up. Would you rather see a great classic like this leave or continue with someone new and if not with Drew then with who? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 17, 2009, 9:29 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
God bless the guy for believing in what he does and being so passionate in his delivery. I could talk about how he uses creative editing to push forward his agenda while completely disregarding any opposing viewpoints. Then he has the nerve to call him movies documentaries. They should call them crockumentaries. The cherry on top has to be his latest movie Capitalism; A Love Story. Someone should tell Michael that capitalism is what makes it possible for him to continue to make movies and write books and enjoy the profits that enable him to continue his career. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 17, 2009, 9:23 pm

Jay Leno Show, The - TV Shows
Jay still isnt funny at 10pm. I really hate this guy!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on September 17, 2009, 7:58 pm

Real Time with Bill Maher - TV Shows
He simply speaks the truth! What he says is funny, and makes you think! And to say that Bill Maher is a bigot... he is an equal oportunity joker, he'll make fun of anyone, over anything, and that makes it great! -- Submitted By: (rwatkinson) on September 17, 2009, 7:55 pm

Kayne West - Celebrities
Who does this person think he is? Way to be a complete jerk and try to make an 18 year old girl feel like a jerk! Butt Head! -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on September 17, 2009, 6:54 pm

Yeardley Smith - Celebrities
Her character certainly boned the fish, too. Lisa Simpson might need an entry of her own. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 17, 2009, 4:18 pm

Public Libraries - Random Topics
This is truly one of the saddest things our society has witnessed. Libraries are no longer the collection of written works and learning. Everyone wants to use the internet now. Nobody wants to check books out. If you go into a library it is usually a haven for homeless people. This probably happened years ago, but libraries have boned with their checking out of DVDs. Unless it is a documentary, it does not belong in a library. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 17, 2009, 4:02 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
While I'm not so sure about Whale Wars (they could be worse), this channel is boning mostly because of the reality shows like this and Jockeys. As far as a predator having its meal, that is nature and nature is cruel and violent. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 17, 2009, 3:57 pm

NickelBack - Music Groups
This band is so awful, their name comes from the statement, "Here's your nickel back," when one of them was receiving change. Their songs are horrible and Chad looks like a strung out hound dog with SARS. -- Submitted By: (JLer2562) on September 17, 2009, 1:46 pm

Yeardley Smith - Celebrities
She hasn't boned but her main show has put Mrs. Paul and the Gorton Fisherman to shame. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 11:01 pm

Harrison Ford - Celebrities
The earring was a boning moment, but his appearance in "Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls" showed that he can still act in his senior years. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 10:59 pm

Long John Silvers Seafood Shoppe - Random Topics
I grew up in the mountain west and Long John Silvers was not available for many years in many areas in this region. It was like a treat to have it. This was before they merged with KFC. They seem to fry everything in the same oil so now the fish, chicken, and french fires all taste like fish. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 10:45 pm

NYPD Blue - TV Shows
The infamous nudity episode was one of the most annoying publicity stunts in TV. So they showed someone's butt. Who cares? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 8:45 pm

Celine Dion - Celebrities
When didn't she bone? She has boned the fish more than the Gorton Fisherman. One time was when "My heart will go on" was played all the time. Another was the fact that she was married to her manager who is 26 years older than her. Creepy! The worst was her Vegas show where she got her haircut and that made her look just like John Kerry. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 8:37 pm

Jonas Brothers - Music Groups
Just another manufactured band. Wait about 10 years and you will see them on those annoying celebrity reality shows. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 8:30 pm

Motorhead - Music Groups
Easily the ugliest rock band ever and probably the most genuine and pure rock band ever. Of course they rock. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 16, 2009, 6:07 pm

Deep Purple - Music Groups
Deep Purple rock but whenever I see one of their 80's videos I think of Spinaltap for some reason. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 16, 2009, 6:05 pm

Bill Nye the Science Guy - TV Shows
I loved Bill Nye! It was the best educational show ever and one of the tops in Disney's "Golden Age" (1928-early 2002; yes, Disney produced this show alongside KCTS 9)! Speaking of KCTS, I lived in the Seattle area from 1988 to early 1995 and was amazed (when I was little) that this was a Seattle show! I remember meeting Bill Nye in person at a mall in Seattle in 1993! He signed the "Big Book of Science" (a purple-colored book with experiements and facts galore), which my family still has today! I loved the flying episode, the volcano episode, the water cycle episode, the space episodes, etc. I remember doing experiments such as melting ice into steam, making a star finder with a protractor, cardboard, and a metal washer, and my family even got me a shoebox full of science experiments; my favorite was building a volcano out of a pie plate (funny, we even drove all the way to Mt. St. Helens then)! They don't make shows (such as Bill Nye) like they used to! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on September 16, 2009, 5:42 pm

Nick at Nite - TV Shows
I agree with the last person. We see something funny happen in the credits of "Family Matters" and we are interrupted by some useless ad! Even during the last half-hour (4:30 A.M.), too! Now, the actual comment: While at first I thought Nick at Nite was keeping up with the times in terms of classics ("Home Improvement", "Family Matters", and "The Nanny" are examples; I know people my age aren't used to seeing these shows as "classics" because we still remember these shows on ABC, ABC->CBS, and CBS, respectively), that is no longer the case. Now we are seeing same-decade shows like "George Lopez", "Malcolm in the Middle", and recently, "Everybody Hates Chris" (the latter being on a young network, the CW) on the lineup. Sure, these may have been the best shows of the 2000's, but now is definately not the time for these shows to be on NaN! What really disappoints me are two things: first, the short life of the older shows on the network. When my family and I started watching cable at home in 1997, Nick at Nite was an all-classics, all the time channel (until the 50s-early 80s shows were dropped circa 2002). I was obsessed by shows like "Happy Days", "I Love Lucy", "The Odd Couple", "Newhart", "Mary Tyler Moore", "The Munsters", "Laverne and Shirley", "The Brady Bunch", and others. They had only one recent show on ("The Wonder Years"), but that did not bother me too much (as it was supposed to take place in the 60's). I liked how they progressed in terms of old times; in 2001, they had an 80's-themed week, and they started showing all kinds of 80's shows, including the short-lived "Square Pegs" (1982-83). (BTW, the 80's is my favorite decade ever, like what most people think.) Wait...let me go back to '97 here - I remember loving "Home Improvement" to death growing up (when it was on ABC), and I imagined myself in my own house in 2012, watching "HI" on Nick at Nite on a regular basis! Well, my dream came 5 years early, and guess what? THEY ONLY HAD "HI" ON FOR 1.5 YEARS IN PRIMETIME! The show, I believe, was moved to, like, 2 in the morning, when I am asleep! Same with the other only old shows left on the channel! That just shows you that they don't care about the classics anymore! Second, the audience they are trying to aim for. Nick at Nite used to play friendly commercials for kids toys, kitchen items, hardware, etc. Around 2005 or so, they started playing bad commercials that most strict families would switch off of! Not just for movies, but for stuff you buy at Wal-Mart and more! I seem to wonder if the ad companies custom make these commercials for channels like this and ABC Family just to P.O. such families! (LOL) Anyway, this channel (and TV Land) have become a joke now. Luckily, channel 52 here in North Texas has an extensive classic lineup, and see if your local stations have (or ask them to provide) bonus digital classic stations like the Retro Television Network and This TV (both of which, unfortunately, aren't available where I live yet; stupid O&O rulings!) Check for some deals on TV DVD sets, if you have the time and money! That way, we can all have something to look forward to on TV every day! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on September 16, 2009, 5:35 pm

Pokemon - TV Shows
This is my all time favorite show and cartoon. It contains all the essences of childhood: adventure, friends, laughter, tears, battles, and of course memories. I was a big fan during the series golden years (1998-2003). I stopped being a big fan after Ash finally beat Gary in an amazing match (with Charizard my personal favorite pokemon) and Misty left the group and got replaced with first May and Max, and then Dawn, niether which are are as smart or competant or even an interesting character as Misty was. Not only that there are too many pokemon (about 493), the plots in both Advance Generation and Diamond and Pearl are repetitive of original episodes and finally the change in VAs (the 4kids group grown with the characters and did a great job with them) with actors that can't act or clumsily deliver their lines. They should probably end this soon or I will go crazy. Fortunately, I have the All-Stars DVD set in my collection along with the third movie, red and gold gameboy games, thousand of cards and a charizard plushie (and a meowth, eevee, and quagsire plushie for my mother) still with me till the day I die. -- Submitted By: (AaronGookin) on September 16, 2009, 4:56 pm

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
The greatest comic strip ever! I liked everything from the comics to the holiday specials and even Hallmark products, such as greeting cards and ornaments! I've outgrown giving out Peanuts cards for holidays and occasions now, but I can still never get enough of the Peanuts! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on September 16, 2009, 4:38 pm

Smokey and the Bandit - Movie Series
The first movie was great. It is an American classic that every American should see. Though it was somewhat open to a sequel, a masterpiece like this should not be tampered with. The sequels were horrendous. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 4:28 pm

X-Men: The Animated Series (1992-1997) - TV Shows
Update: Disney is releasing the post-Phoenix Saga episodes on DVD--- and once again they will be in the incomprehensible WRONG order that FOX aired them in! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 16, 2009, 3:54 pm

H.R. Pufnstuf - TV Shows
Witchie Poo was the best character in the show. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 16, 2009, 12:42 pm

Psych - TV Shows
You are right, I meant the actor in the pilot (that's a different one for sure). Last time they showed Psych in my contry, they barely send three episodes before switching to Monk again...it's frustrating.... -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 16, 2009, 12:04 pm

Wacky Packages - Random Topics
Oh how I loved these stickers when i was a little girl. they so cute making fun of products and all. I still have some from my childhood cause i never pealed off the back. I like Footsie Roll for Tootsie Roll. That one still crack me up. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:24 am

Troll Dolls - Random Topics
They still ugly. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:21 am

Taco Bell - Random Topics
Taco Bell? try Taco Smell. You just go in there and take a big whiff and you be running for the door. I dont know what they be using for meat but i wouldn't be letting my dog or cat out by a Taco Bell cause he go missing in no time. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:20 am

Pet Rock - Random Topics
This a stupid ideia but we make our own and save a lot of money. We just pull the eyes off of another toy and glue them on a rock and we good to go. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:17 am

Lucky Charms - Random Topics
I would eat this one all the time. It still good cause they dont change it. But that little elf freak kind of off. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:14 am

Froot Loops - Random Topics
I would eat this one sometime but it not as good as trix. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:11 am

Coca Cola Company - Random Topics
When i was a little girl in school our teacher tell us not to drink Coke cause it rot your stomache. we try an experiment with a hotdog in a mason jar filled with coke and it rot the hotdog over night. I never drank a Coke after that day in my entire life. I think Coke like Drain-O. Next time you get a sink clog you just pour some Coke down it and see if it dont open right up. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:09 am

Cap'n Crunch - Random Topics
This a good one when i was a little girl but i too afraid to try it as an adult cause it take the roof of your mouth off. I dont know why but i just remember that it painful to eat a bowl of this. I call this one Cap\'n roof of your mouth remover. They finally get smart and add red crunch berries so you don't notice all the bleeding your mouth be doing. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 10:05 am

Wendy's - Random Topics
Amen (Jler2562) I guess i not the only one who loose her appitite by seeing that fugly freckled girl. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 9:56 am

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
Somebody should be making a tiera out of old fish bones and crown her. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 9:53 am

H.R. Pufnstuf - TV Shows
That flute creep me out too with that high little voice comming out when the lips move. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 9:50 am

Vegetarianism - Random Topics
All you got to do is go into one of them Arby's and order their roast beef sandwich. Then check out the look on your face when they be giving you a pile of gray meat on a bun.You be going vegetarian in no time. If that dont work then try growing up with a Mama who insist on going to Jack in the box and drive home with her with the windows up on the famuily car and just see if you dont be passing out from them toxic meat fumes.I try to go vegan for a while but the weight dont come off like they say. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 16, 2009, 9:49 am

Psych - TV Shows
I'm pretty sure it's the same kid as young shawn, he's just getting older, as kids do! -- Submitted By: (rwatkinson) on September 15, 2009, 9:50 pm

Monk - TV Shows
To those who vote for 'same character different actor.' They never said that it was the same character. In the first few seasons Monk had a nurse, because of his limitations. However, when the actress who played the nurse wanted out, Monk got an 'Assistant' instead of 'nurse' because he was higher functioning than before. -- Submitted By: (rwatkinson) on September 15, 2009, 9:44 pm

Kayne West - Celebrities
Today, none other than the President of the United States Barack Obama called Kanye West "a jackass". And for perhaps the first time in the history of the U.S., everyone agreed with the President. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 15, 2009, 6:58 pm

Fansubbing - Random Topics
If a dubbing company acquires the rights to an anime and refuses to release it in its uncut, unedited, "non-dumbed down" glory (4Kids, I'm giving you a dirty look right now!!), fansubbing may be the glimmer of hope you're looking for. Now, the only problem left is to overcome that hurdle of copyright violation... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 15, 2009, 6:12 pm

Lady and the Tramp - Movie Series
This movie was the best thing Disney ever did! The scene in the dog pound is the funniest thing ever to grace the cinematic screen! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 15, 2009, 2:34 pm

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
People say Lindsay Lohan "used to be talented"? Are you serious? What's in those people's drinking water? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 15, 2009, 12:18 pm

Animorphs - TV Shows
It was quite disappointing, but it could've been worse. Can you imagine if DISNEY got ahold of it? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 15, 2009, 11:53 am

Cigarettes - Random Topics
OK, I agree: smoking is an unhealthy habit. But then, so are 50 million other things people partake in on a daily basis. So has "smoking cigarettes", in and of itself BTS? No way. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 15, 2009, 11:34 am

TheTruth.com - Websites
I agree with Robert! These commercials make you WANT to smoke. I fire one up everytime one of these ads come on T.V. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 15, 2009, 11:30 am

Highlander: The Series - TV Shows
One of those shows I'm embarassed to admit I watched! I don't know what was worse, the lame attempts at drama or the even lamer times they'd try to do comedy. Also, it bugged me that they'd often stage these duels in VERY public places yet no one ever seemed to summon the police nor did any of the duelers seem worried about police intervention. Lastly, why did EVERY European character speak in English even when they had no clue that the person they were speaking to would know the language? Yeah, yeah, just a TV show, suspension of disbelief, blah, blah, blah, but still. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 15, 2009, 9:46 am

Small Wonder - TV Shows
I happened on this while surfing channels one day and couldn't stand more than a minute of it. Just. Icky. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 15, 2009, 9:40 am

Post Pebbles Cereal - Random Topics
Never could stand the cereal but I always had fun with the commercials featuring Fred and Barney! LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 15, 2009, 9:38 am

H.R. Pufnstuf - TV Shows
I can see why you'd avoid this show, shanequia! Yeah, was that thing a dragon or was it Mayor McCheese? Me? I remember as a kid being bored by all the singing- and I never got the point of why Jimmy worked so hard to protect Freddy the Flute. That Flute had all the likability of a saxephone with a broken reed! UGH! Also, if EVERYthing on Living Island was 'living' (could think and talk) what exactly was anyone supposed to eat? Ironic that the only vaguely likable character was Witchiepoo because she never gave up her quest no matter how many times she got humiliated like Wile E. Coyote. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 15, 2009, 9:37 am

Motorhead - Music Groups
As long as there's Lemmy there's Motorhead. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 15, 2009, 5:28 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
JTS sucks. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on September 14, 2009, 12:21 pm

Conspiracy Theories - Random Topics
Regarding Occam's Razor -- Remember that it's not a law of nature, so Occam's razor isn't always correct. The generally accepted statement of Occam's Razor is "The simplest explanation consistent with the facts is the most likely explanation". It's more a guideline, and doesn't specifically exclude more complicated answers. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on September 14, 2009, 12:03 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
I can't say I was a big fan of her music before but I always liked her creative lyrics and her rare level head in a rather chaotic industry. Anyway, after the Kanye West incident, I have to say that I truly admire how she and Beyonce not only kept their cool despite both of them being put in a rather awkward situation before a worldwide audience but conducted themselves as true ladies when Beyonce generously invited Ms. Swift to share her limelight later on without harping on what Kanye West had pulled! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 14, 2009, 11:28 am

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
There's no point in trying to have a dialogue with someone who considers what the other person has to say to be nonsense and ignorant so I'm done with neo as I have much better ways to spend my time than continuing that or putting together furniture from scratch. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 14, 2009, 11:24 am

Reba - TV Shows
I like Reba McEntire WHEN SHE IS SINGING. But everytime she opens her mouth to speak, it's like an ice-pick in my ears. She is such a back-woods hick! If she insists on speaking, she needs to take diction lessons. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 14, 2009, 11:23 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
I voted that she sucked from the start. People like to moan about how she used to be so talented, and it's such a shame what she's become. Pardon me, but when was this crazy train wreck ever talented? She wasn't. And she's painful to look at, to boot. She's worthless. -- Submitted By: (JLer2562) on September 14, 2009, 10:28 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
In the end, JtS became what it was mocking. Thank goodness for BtF, because there's no way I'm going to spend any time trying to find the old posts at that awful TV Guide shit stain. Apparently, nothing is sacred anymore. -- Submitted By: (JLer2562) on September 14, 2009, 10:24 am

Wendy's - Random Topics
The food's not bad for fast food, but I agree with Shanequia about Wendy. I know she's based on Dave's daughter, but seeing an ugly, freckled redhead doesn't exactly spur my appetite. -- Submitted By: (JLer2562) on September 14, 2009, 10:17 am

McDonalds - Random Topics
I voted for the "urban" advertising, but I wish I could vote for how the food tastes like turd paste and that it gives you diarrhea too. -- Submitted By: (JLer2562) on September 14, 2009, 10:13 am

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
After the movie it seems the characters just became exaggerated Spongebob went from humorously naive to an annoying hyperactive moron and Patrick became a retarded asshole. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 14, 2009, 8:18 am

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
Puberty just wasn't kind to The Beav' although it didn't help that they were still trying to write for his character as though he was still 6 years old. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 14, 2009, 8:09 am

Charles in Charge - TV Shows
I'm sorry but this just didn't make any sense. Why would kidsas oldas the Powells' need a babysitter? Even the youngest the little boy is of an age where he can do simple things like wipe his own rearend without burning the house down. Even then couldn't the grandpa watch them or was playing with his toy boats so important he can't even be bothered to do simple tasks like answering a door and would always yell doorbell!. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 14, 2009, 8:00 am

CHiPs - TV Shows
When Jon Baker left. The new guy just wasn't that funny and Ponch became a real sourpuss. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 14, 2009, 7:53 am

Robocop - Movie Series
The Sequels were just plain bad. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 14, 2009, 7:49 am

Back to the Future - Movie Series
I liked all 3 and think they ended the series at approximately the right point even the saturday morning cartoon it would get later was still pretty good. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 14, 2009, 7:42 am

Terminator - Movie Series
They should have ended it with T2. That's when it would have made sense from a chronological standpoint. The other movies and the series just seem tacked on. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 14, 2009, 7:30 am

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
Oh, and to make it clear: I can't speak for the whole Europe, but in Germany, the cars are not smaller because of the smaller streets (isn't really an issue here...after the second world war, the bigger city were in ruins either way, there was no reason not to make some improvements when they got built up again) or the lack of parking space (if this is an issue or not depends on where you are living.) Yes, the gas price is one reason, but it has also a lot to do with concern for the enviroment. Do you have any idea how much crap a SUV puts into the atmosphere? Why should someone who doesn't have to transport lots of people or lots of things regulary drive such a monster? Plus, the German cars are designed a little bit different. Even the smaller ones have normally a lot of trunk space compared to an american road cruiser...so why drive a bigger car if you can transport everything you need in a smaller one just fine? -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 14, 2009, 4:59 am

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
That's the biggest nonsense I ever heard. The only difference between Europeans and Americans concerning the use of cars is the money avaible (there may be one car in one family insteat of two if money is an issue), the age (American teenagers are allowed to drive from the age of 16 onward, in Europe the more common age is 18 and the teenagers normally have to be content with using the car of the parents once a while until they can pay their own car...if american shows are to believe, every teenager there gets an own car as soon as possible) and the fact that some people don't use cars because of envirement issues. Normally, the question "car or not" gets decided on factors like the place someone lives, the money avaible aso. The very idea to buy ikea furniture and transport it in a train is simply riddiculous...that may work if you bought a small table or something like that, but have you any idea how heavy the parts for something like a wall unit are? Everyone with just an unze of brain would never try to transport ikea furniture with public transportation. Even if someone doesn't own a car, he would either borrow one or use the ikea "send at home" service. Or simply order something from another supplier...Ikea is not the only one who offers furniture which has to be put together by the customer, you know. IKEA is successful because they offer quality furniture for a good price...not furniture build for the eternity (although there are some "Billi" boards from my childhood I still use), but especially young people like to buy their first furnitures there, because they normally only have a small budget. Later, when they earn more money, they may or may not exchange the Ikea furniture for something even more sturdy, but in the first years, when one is changing the place to live more often, Ikea is normally the best solution. In addition, the design of the furniture is very practical. I don't think that it looks cheap, either. (Perhaps Europeans simply have a different tast concerning furniture?) And some people even have fun putting the furniture together. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 14, 2009, 4:48 am

Nightmare on Elm Street - Movie Series
This was a very original idea in 1984. There were too many sequels made and it should have ended with Freddy's Dead. Now it is tired and needs to go away. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 13, 2009, 11:05 pm

Ghostbusters - Movie Series
Both movies were good. The first one was better but the second one had some good moments. I always wanted to see a third one but that time has long since passed. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 13, 2009, 10:58 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
Survivor's debut signaled the impending death of television. Even though Real World had been on for some time, it was a novelty. Survivor set a precedent. It was interesting seeing a piece on Sally Jessy Raphael about reality TV. She compared it to the rise in popularity of talk shows in the 80s and wondered when it was going to saturate the market. That time has come but it hasn't gotten anyone to stop coming up with more. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
Anyone remember the cringing Molly Pity Party Episode? That was when she found out her parents were splitting so she sang a song on a guitar full blast like she was headlining at a beatnik coffeehouse and the studio audience applauded her like she was Joan Baez. Sorry, no go. And, unfortunately there was also no go for henpecked headmaster Mr. Bradley who got himself guilt tripped into cancelling his Hawaiian vacation by Mrs. G JUST so he could stay in the dorm and console Molly! Great message. If your parents split, the whole world better come to a grinding halt to console you or you'll belt out a number! And,even during Molly Ringwald's movie career height, how many other songs does anyone remember her singing ? That's what I thought! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 13, 2009, 7:15 pm

Avengers, The - TV Shows
Diana Rigg as Mrs. Emma Peel ALWAYS rocked. What was great was, unlike James Bond, Steed NEVER pretended to be anything besides a stuffy, middleclass,stiff upper lip, urban Englishman- always with that bowler and umbrella no matter where they were or how crazy the situation -somewhat like Alice stayed true to herself in Wonderland! Of course, the best episode had to be Diana Rigg's final one in which the presumded dead Mr. Peel had been found alive after years in the Brazillian jungle and so without the slightest hesitation, Emma resigned her comission as Steed's indispensible assisant and told her replacement that Steed always liked his tea stirred counter-clockwise (demonstrating re an 'air cup')- and then walked away to join her husband who looked EXACTLY like Steed (and, like Steed would have been, not a whit daunted or changed by his time being stranded in the Brazillian jungle). Of course, Emma had always teased Steed flirting with him but never letting on that she had any serious interest in him- and, of course, with Mr. Peel's re-appearance, Steed knew exactly why she'd behaved with him yet Emma had never hinted at him having any resmblence. The replacements just couldn't hold a candle to Emma but it was a cool show to watch and had one of the best 60's spy show themes ever! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 13, 2009, 6:54 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Though Ellen was in Finding Nemo, it was a good movie and she failed to sink it. But American Idol? It was already fish food before Ellen Degeneres touched it. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 13, 2009, 2:58 pm

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
No, neo 11, I do NOT think that folks in Europe ONLY get around via bicycle or train but for many reasons (e.g. gas prices more than double in US, extra narrow city streets built centuries before cars' invention, a tiny number of available parking spaces,etc.) a LARGER proportion of Europeans use those modes of transport instead of cars than do folks in the USA (which isn't the ONLY non-European nation where folks use cars). Many folks who have cars only use them for road trips where there are no passenger rail lines and the cars themselves are often much smaller than US models due to the above-mentioned high gas prices and narrow city streets . Yes, there are also folks in the USA that opt not to use cars but, so far, they don't seem to have the same proportions as their European counterparts. I'm sorry if the phrasing of my first post made it sound as though I thought that NO Europeans had cars or that NO US Americans went without cars but, for folks who don't own large vehicles to transport bulky items, IKEA Furniture has tapped a very viable market so that's why they've been more of a hit in Europe. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 13, 2009, 1:43 pm

Conspiracy Theories - Random Topics
I think that Occam's razor boned long before conspiracy theories did. Not everything is a conspiracy, but not everything in life can be reduced to the most simple explanation either. In fact, Occam's Razor seems to be an "out" for those who are unable to make a more sophisticated argument against something. -- Submitted By: (neo11) on September 13, 2009, 12:12 am

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
You really think that people in Europe only get around by bicycle or train? Or that everyone in the good ol' US of A has a car? I'm amazed at your ignorance. -- Submitted By: (neo11) on September 13, 2009, 12:10 am

Matrix - Movie Series
I liked the premise of the first movie and the bullet time effect was neat at the time. I hated the "goth" dress of the characters-- plus wearing shades in the dark-- was ridiculous. The guns and wire-fu combination seemed a little hokey, but whatever. But I thought the story about today's world actually being a false reality in a wartorn future was amazingly original... until I saw a mid-'80s anime called Megazone 23 which had the EXACT SAME PLOT TWIST, but done better. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 13, 2009, 12:05 am

UFO Hunters - TV Shows
I guess they're like dogs chasing cars. If they ever actually CAUGHT one, they wouldn't begin to know what to do with it. As Calvin of "Calvin and Hobbes" once put it d the surest proof of intelligent life existing elsewhere in the universe is them NOT visiting here. ET stays home. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 12, 2009, 3:20 pm

My Big Fat Greek Life - TV Shows
This had been a somewhat fun movie about an awkward spinster overwhelmed by her demanding family who thought she'd found a means out by latching someone outside their ethnic group- only to discover her mate wanting to embrace HER heritage because he considered his own bland parents to be bores. Unfortunately, the TV show was an excellent example of going to the well once too often because the movie's complex characters got turned into crude caricatures and the underdog heroine got turned into a smug bore treating her extended family with open disdain. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 12, 2009, 3:08 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
I forgot about ol' Ellen DeGenerate. She could've been a patron saint nominee. Everything she touches turns to garbage. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 12, 2009, 3:04 pm

VHEMT.org (The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement - Websites
Stupid people refusing to reproduce? It sounds like a good thing to me. I'm tempted to vote "Never Boned" myself. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 12, 2009, 3:01 pm

Geraldo Rivera - Celebrities
I remember Al Capone's Vault (yeah, I wasted a few hours of my life watching the fool thing) and I recall how rather highhanded Geraldo was to the excavators - blowing air horns while they were digging so the jackhammers wouldn't be heard over his own whiny drone. In the end when he found nothing, they started surrounding him looking really . . .peeved and I was hoping we'd see the excavators invite him out to the nearest parking lot and that that would be the last we'd EVER hear from him on the air. Alas, there seemed to be a market for his whiny drone so he's kept returning on the air like a bad penny. I've never been able to stand him and believe he boned from Day One. What was really bad was the way he'd act all Mr. Hypersensative to his often fragile,shattered talk show subjects (whose woes he eagerly had them spill for a nationwide audience) yet it's public record that he wasn't always totally honorable to his spouses. Even if one doesn't care about the adultery, the shameless hypocrisy of him acting as though he was Mr. Hypersensative on the air while behaving somewhat differently off air was quite stomach churning. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 12, 2009, 2:55 pm

Anastasia - Movie Series
Everyone can think what they want about the Romanov Massacre. However; IMO, the only way there could be no 'real villain in history' would be for there to have been no order given for their execution and for all the bullets and bayonets impaling themselves into their human and canine targets entirely on their own! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 12, 2009, 2:42 pm

Paparazzi - Random Topics
I agree with Robert's last comment. I STILL think that each element of the paparazzi-publisher-consumer triad needs to be dissed! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 12, 2009, 2:39 pm

Hercules: The Animated Series - TV Shows
I really don't like how some cartoon series based on Disney movies take place in school. Another example is The Emperor's New Groove. Can't these head honchos at Disney think of a better setting than school? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 12, 2009, 9:18 am

Aladdin - TV Shows
Jafar was a badly made copy of Malefiz! They even copied the way she was stroking her staff. No originality at all in the whole character. Aladdin was never my favourite disney movie, but the show was pretty good (and had better villains overall, although some were fairly dumb). -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 12, 2009, 8:04 am

VHEMT.org (The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement - Websites
... Really? -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on September 12, 2009, 12:45 am

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
I don't think it has yet, but it's trying. My main problem is that the shows aren't bad, but they don't belong. Monsterquest, Ice Road Truckers and the like are actually pretty good, but they feel more like Discovery/Science channel shows. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on September 12, 2009, 12:35 am

4Kids Entertainment - Random Topics
Probably one of the crappiest dubbing companies in existence. If they don't butcher these Animes, by editing all the violence, and "kiddie-fying" them, They Americanize them... (Seriously, calling a Rice Ball a doughnut?) They butchered for instance One Piece and several other Animes. Just makes me wanna read subtitles instead. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on September 12, 2009, 12:24 am

Geraldo Rivera - Celebrities
Poor Geraldo has boned a few fish in his days. Everyone remembers the Al Capone vault episode but I also remember him getting naked and doing interviews in a nudist resort. His worst offense is going down to where hurricanes make landfall and doing interviews on the beach while hugging a palm tree. Then he has the nerve to lecture people about not taking these hurricanes seriously. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 11, 2009, 8:03 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Ellen Degeneres? Are you kidding me? Shouldn't the judges be in the music business as either musicians, producers, songwriters, etc... What is Ellen's specialty? Bad Dancing? Is she going to help them identify bad dancing? This is more proof that the show is more about entertainment than finding talent. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 11, 2009, 7:52 pm

Chicago - Music Groups
Anytime a band loses its lead singer and decides to keep recording and touring, all you have is basically a live karaoke band. There is one exception and that would be Van Halen with Sammy Hagar -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 11, 2009, 7:48 pm

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