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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Radiohead - Music Groups
Radiohead is boring. Great cure for insomnia though! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 22, 2009, 8:42 am

New Leave It To Beaver, The - TV Shows
Anything that begins with "The New" is doomed to suck from the start. -- Submitted By: (criskity) on November 22, 2009, 7:45 am

Genesis - Music Groups
genesis used to be one of the premier progressive rock bands of the 70s! Things changed when Peter Gabriel left and Phil Collins took over. They changed from being a prog band (although there are prog elements in all Genesis albums in all fairness) to primarily a radio friendly 80s pop and ballad band. Don't get me wrong - I love Phil Collins but every Genesis album after Peter Gabriel sounded like a Collins solo album. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 11:52 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
When Mick crapped his Depends and Keith lost his dentures while singing Little T&A during the A Bigger Bang tour. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 11:44 pm

New Mission: Impossible, The - TV Shows
Rule of thumb: Any title that begins with "new" generally sucks. This show was no exception. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 11:32 pm

Triumph - Music Groups
Great band! Some people refer to these Canadians as a "Poor Man's Rush" I have to disagree with this statement - Triumph put out some outstanding albums such as Allied Forces, Never Surrender and Thunder Seven. While not as musically complex as Rush, these albums remain on the same level. Triumph missed a step in the late 80s early 90s when Rik Emmett decided to leave the band and persue a different direction as a classical guitarist. While Rik's replacement (sorry, can't remember his name) sounded good on record, Triumph never recovered the fame they had in the early 80s. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 11:27 pm

Academy Awards, The - Random Topics
The Academy Awards was added to my list of award shows that I stopped watching for one good reason. In the end, you come to realize that what you like is not what others like. We all have our own tastes and interests and with that said and no matter how glamorous the event is, the majority of the public often finds it irrational to allow an award show to tell us what to like. And I think much of the reason why obscure, independent, and foreign films are winning awards over the big studio productions made here is they are probably have more of the written winning criteria to show for. Meanwhile more of the movies made for mainstream audiences are spending more time focusing on giving people what they want and if the movie is number one at the box office two weeks in a row, that probably means more to the studio than a molded piece of metal, and if people like the film the profit from the DVD sales will show it. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 10:39 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
Cable is a waste of money. You get all these channels and only a few of them you ever watch. Worse yet, many of the older cable channels changed their format to become more general in order to reach more audiences, ignoring their original purpose. Remember when A&E and Bravo were devoted to arts, then started showing network reruns and reality shows? Remember when MTV2 tried to restore the former music only format of MTV and then started to have reruns of shows from the first network? Remember TNN was the "Nashville" Network devoted to country music lifestyles and then became the "National" Network to broaden their programming, and now known as Spike TV? In the end, you might find that to watch any good shows you can go online and get what you want while ignoring the rest. Save the TV screen for movie night. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 10:14 pm

Sci Fi Network - Random Topics
Respelling the name and giving the network an ugly logo which we have to see at the bottom left corner all the time. There was zero reason for it. I think most people knew what Sci Fi Channel meant. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 10:02 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - TV Shows
This was a fun show back in the day, so I wouldn't think that it ever boned simply because of it being a childhood memory. The movies though were a real eye opener, at first when they did the live-action movies in the early 90's I thought they were simply compensating for things that were only possible in a cartoon, but when I got older I learned of how the Turtles were actually adapted from an underground comic that was targeted to teens and young adults. And I realized the movies were reflecting this, well at least the first one and the recent CGI version, whereas Secret Of The Ooze was written to avoid issues from the parents. Of course, I know some like to view the cartoon as "bastardization" but for me it was something I once loved and that's how I want to remember it. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 9:41 pm

Friday Night Videos - TV Shows
Friday Night Videos was a great alternative for those of us who didn't have MTV at the time (as well as Night Tracks on TBS) Every week they would have one video against another in a "video vote" They would show both videos back to back and viewers would call a 900 number (50 cents a vote) and vote for their favorite. They would throw in a "video classic" by The Who or Jimi Hendrix or the like every week. I remember seeing the debut of Michael Jackson's Thriller on Friday Night Videos FNV started to slide when celebrity hosts started promoting their latest movie or TV series instaed of showing videos. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 6:49 pm

Don Kirshner's Rock Concert - TV Shows
Great show! Where else could you see great bands like Blue Oyster Cult, Cheap Trick, Black Sabbath, Heart and Peter Frampton every weekend. DKRC was staple viewing for those of us who were too far away from any concert venue to see these bands live. It was a way for us to see our favorite bands in a live setting. Sure, Don had the personality of a wet mop and the show kind of boned during the disco years (Don's Disco Dancers!) but overall it was a great show. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 6:31 pm

Youtube - Websites
One of my pet peeves about youtube - if you leave the window open for too long, then try to comment, your text and the post comment button are greyed out. Sometimes this happens even if you dont wait too long, and you cant figure out the reason why your comment wont post. So you have to type your comment all over again... or try to remember, every single time, before you click "post" to copy what you just typed in case that happens. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 21, 2009, 12:11 pm

Happy Days - TV Shows
Too many bones to count! Potsie singing like the whitest person in the world. Jenny Piccolo being a cast member instead of a person never seen. Fonzie getting soft and moral instead of being a hood. Changing the theme song from Rock Around The Clock to the terrible "Suday Monday Happy Days!" Studio audience. Changing the Cunninghams house around. Chachi!! The mystery of Chuck..ect. ect.. Happy Days was okay for the first couple of seasons then it turned into a regular Bone-o-Rama! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 8:49 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan is a graphic example of the reality that people who are child or teen performers rarely turn out to have sustainable adult careers as singers/actors/performers. It's worse yet for actresses, as even the ones that have some talent usually have trouble getting decent roles once they become ancient (which these days probably means over the age of 25). -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on November 21, 2009, 7:42 am

2001: A Space Odyssey - Movie Series
It's not quite as simple as that. Clarke and Kubrick did write a book first, but the movie revised parts of the book, and parts of the book were revised based on the movie. Additionally, parts of the book included things that it was difficult to film, and which were thus left out of the movie. Finally, I suspect that some of the mystical touches in the movie were more Kubrick's contribution. The complete process ended up being a full time effort for Clarke and Kubrick for about four years, and the finished product was very different from what they intended to do at the beginning. If you want to learn more about the process, read the book "The lost worlds of 2001" by Clarke, which goes into the history in some detail, and includes large extracts from earlier versions of the book. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on November 21, 2009, 7:37 am

X-Men - Movie Series
If you want to kill a successful franchise, who ya gonna call? BRETT RATNER!! -- Submitted By: (TomerS) on November 21, 2009, 3:12 am

Dora the Explorer - TV Shows
The only redeeming quality of this show is that it teaches Spanish. I've found the rest of the show to be loud, annoying, and repetitive. The characters run around saying the same words and sentences OVER and OVER. Like the Map's song is literally him/it saying "I'm The Map!" 50 times. Lord knows why this show is so successful. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 20, 2009, 10:00 pm

Phineas and Ferb - TV Shows
Btw: I was the one who made this topic so yeah... Phineas And Ferb is just awesome so if you have cable or something tell your kids about it! -- Submitted By: (Dudepop34) on November 20, 2009, 7:07 pm

Entertainment Tonight - TV Shows
Back in the day....when there was no 24/7 entertainment news, "ET" was the only source of what was going on in the world of celebrity and it was not so sensationalistic. Or maybe it was and we just didn't know any better. Now, it's just WAY over the top. I also wish Mary Hart would retire. Her perkiness is exhausting to watch. I'm beginning to feel like Kramer on "Seinfeld" and how he would have a seizure everytime she was on TV! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 20, 2009, 3:04 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
BTF around the early-to-mid 2000's... About 2002-2006 was the slow decline. NICKELODEON- Started to decline when most of the old Nicktoon's and Live Action shows began to end, Doug, Rugrats (pre-Dil of course), Ren and Stimpy, Rocko, Hey Arnold, Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, Pete and Pete, Clarissa, Hey Dude, and so on... now I wouldn't have had a problem if these shows were replaced with equally GOOD shows, but they weren't. Instead, we got stuck with the likes of unsightly garbage like The Amanda show, All Growed Up, Butt Ugly Martians, Yakity Yak, and now more recently Mr. Meaty, The Mighty Bee, 6Teen (which is currently clogging up Cartoon Network's airspace, I belive)My Dad the Rock Star, and loads more. These shows don't have the humor or magic that the older shows had. They are just potty humor, butt jokes, repetitive jokes, loud, ear-piercing voices/screaming, and stupidity. I have enjoyed Pre-movie SpongeBob, FOP (before it got lame), Avatar, Drake and josh, Teenage Robot though. But basically this channel is nothing but Teeny-bopper teen/tween shows, about 7 other shows (sorry Nick, I remember when you showed 17 shows a day, and never showed the same show twice... Unless it was a marathon) and SpongeBob (which is a good show; But, again, who on God's green earth wants to watch this show 50 times a day? I sure don't(see above). NICK JR- I don't really have a comment, I dislike the shows that are aired on it now, but the block is for Preschoolers. NICK AT NIGHT- Boned recently. Most of these shows are good, but the block is losing it's variety, Only a handful of shows are shown now. At least tell them to cancel the god-awful "Glenn Martin, D.D.S." god that show is trashy and disgusting. NICKTOONS- I thought of this as the Nick equivelent of Boomerang. But it boned when they removed all the old Nick shows and replaced them with the crap shown on Nickelodeon now, or gave them 3 A.M. (death) slots... (Ren and Stimpy). NOGGIN/THE-N/TEENICK- This channel was great in the beginning. Showings of Pete and Pete, Hey Dude, Bill Nye, Ghostwriter... Alas, it just became Nick Jr... Jr. The N/Teenick recently spun off... The channel is good, That 70's show, FPOBA and the other shows were a nice touch, but Degrassi is overplayed (and I really never cared for the show, myself). -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on November 20, 2009, 1:18 pm

Yahoo! - Websites
Yahoo used to be relatively cool, back in the mid-1990s. It seems odd now but there were really just a few thousand websites back then, and Yahoo was useful since it was a list of basically all the ones worth visiting. Lots of other sites tried to do this (in fact, the 'ya' in 'yahoo' stands for 'yet another') but Yahoo was the best. Of course that's now an impossible and irrelevant thing to do, but there was a point, long ago, where Yahoo was pretty darned useful. I think the point where the site boned the fish was with those "pop under" ads circa 2001. That was the moment where they said 'We don't respect our customers, we're going to get a nickel out of you any way we can, too bad if you don't like it'. Not surprisingly, Google surged ahead around this time. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on November 20, 2009, 12:03 pm

2001: A Space Odyssey - Movie Series
It was really based on the book, though. Kubrick and Clarke collaborated on a story, then Clarke made a book out of it and Kubrick made a movie. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on November 20, 2009, 11:56 am

NYPD Blue - TV Shows
NYPD Blue was pretty good in spite of itself, at least for a few seasons. But it seemed to be made with the premise that the goal of the show was to get people to watch by showing nudity, having some shocking new profanity (oh my god! someone says asshole in tonight's very special episode!), and in general most episodes were sold on the fact that they had some sort of gimmick. Aside from the reliance of gimmicks, the show was pretty well written and acted for a network cop drama, actually it is about as good as it gets in terms of the gritty formulaic cop drama where the bad guy always gets caught and there's no particularly deep message. It would have aged well if so many shows weren't obviously one-time gimmicks, but it's still better than most of the 90s cop dramas. Only the original L&O and Homicide: Life on the Street rival it, but none were really masterpieces. There was no real "bone the fish" moment, but it got pretty atrocious in the later days of Jimmy Smits. It had a brief uptick with Schroeder but then settled into a long, slow decline until the series ended. I don't think the first season is really that great, personally. They hadn't yet got into their signature two-cases-a-show format... which ultimately did make the show relatively watchable, if hokey. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on November 20, 2009, 11:39 am

Metallica - Music Groups
Diezman- You are correct- quality music never bones- Metallica stopped making good music in 1988. The slaw and vinegar have been pouring ever since. Ive always laughed at them whining about people stealing their music. I would be more than happy to re-purchase any of Metallica, or should I saw "Alternica"'s first 4 albums, they couldnt pay me to take the rest. Who would want to steal "Enter Sandman", or anything after that? Sheesh -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 20, 2009, 10:54 am

Conan the Barbarian - Movie Series
I never even thought of the Wilt Chamberlain angle- HILARIOUS!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 20, 2009, 10:52 am

Kellogg's - Random Topics
Everytime I see Kellogg's, all I can think of is the old commercials with the Monkees and they were singing that jingle: "K-E-Double-L O -Double -G Kellog's best to you!" -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 20, 2009, 8:00 am

Mac vs. PC Commercials - Random Topics
Sucked from the start! I'd like to slap that smug little MAC douchebag! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 6:12 am

Conan the Barbarian - Movie Series
I always laugh at Conan the Destroyer when they appoint Wilt Chamberlain as guardian of the princess's virginity. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 20, 2009, 6:09 am

Metallica - Music Groups
Great music never BTF! Yeah, they had a few clunkers like Load and St. Anger but overall their output is strong. Lars is still a douche though. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 4:48 am

Designing Women - TV Shows
Never boned - DW was a funny show. Delta Burke was incredibly beautiful -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 4:42 am

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
Too much Hitler!! They should have just renamed it The Hitler Channel -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 2:36 am

Ann Coulter - Celebrities
The famale(?) incarnate of Satan - with an adams apple to boot!! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 2:18 am

Alice - TV Shows
Flo was not hot!! She reminded me of some skanky old three tooth, Marlboro Red smoking trailer trash - eeeewwwwww!!!! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 2:16 am

Lawrence Welk Show, The - TV Shows
There were no black people on Lawence Welk with the exception of the light skinned black guy who used to tap dance like a pathetic kiss-ass. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 19, 2009, 5:49 pm

Rush - Music Groups
Rush is one of the very few bands that can change with the times and still stay faithful to their beginnings. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 19, 2009, 5:36 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
Never boned! They have been using the same formula for almost 40 years - through disco, through punk, through new wave and hair bands, through grunge and nu metal. Guess what?? It still works!!! While bands from the past genres end up in the bargain bin, AC/DC is still selling a ton of music and selling out concerts worldwide! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 19, 2009, 5:32 pm

Urban Dictionary - Websites
This website is pointless. How many made-up words do we need to have? I'm just glad when I hear words and sentences than just plain make sense. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 19, 2009, 1:10 pm

Titus - TV Shows
Christopher Titus breaking that 4th wall in each episode and talking to the audience about his dysfunctional family was brilliant. The Thanksgiving episode where the mom intentionally put all of her bi-polar medication in with the turkey so she could escape when her family passed out, is absolutely hilarious! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 19, 2009, 11:48 am

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
LauDor08, Well, it sure takes ALL kinds. You're the first person here who's actually LIKED Dr. Phil- and I say this as someone who started out liking him but has long since gotten burned out by him and am grateful I usually have to work when his show's on. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 19, 2009, 9:30 am

Powers That Be, The - TV Shows
What a shame that NBC couldn't see what a potential hit they had and give it a regular day and time on its schedule. Maybe if Brandon Tartikoff hadn't left NBC in '91 (he was their programming head in the '80s), he would have done so. Even a regular run on a bad night (like Saturday) would have been nice. Benson (another sitcom with a political setting) ran for seven years; The Powers That Be could have gone on for at least a few years. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on November 19, 2009, 6:25 am

Miss America Pageant, The - TV Shows
In the fall of 1990, Bert Parks (who hosted the pageant from 1955 to 1979) was invited back to sing "Here She Is, Miss America," the song he had made famous. But he was overwhelmed and made a few mistakes, and never returned after that. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on November 19, 2009, 6:12 am

Angry Beavers, The - TV Shows
If we still had cartoons like this, it would be worth it to wake up early on Saturday morning and watch cartoons like I did when I was a kid. Nick used to have some good cartoons. Don't get me wrong...I love SpongeBob, Fairly Oddparents, Jimmy Neutron, etc. but we used to have alotta other good cartoons such as Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, etc. Now, they have FanBoy and Chum-Chum?! Wtf is that? -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:41 am

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
He has some good topics and some interesting stories, plus he's funny. Dr. Phil seems like a pretty cool guy. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:30 am

Facebook - Websites
Facebook has TMI now...do I really needa know who played this game and got on this level or who's friends with who or who became a fan of what? I still like it, though for some of the games and quizzes, plus it's one of the ways I keep up with all my friends and family. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:24 am

Roommates - TV Shows
They shoulda given this show more of a chance...I mean at least it's better than on ABC Family shows like Ruby and the Rockits or Kyle XY. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:19 am

Nightmare on Elm Street - Movie Series
I love freddy krueger! he's one of my fave horror movie icons of all time...but after about anoes 3 or 4 he started to get kinda cartoonish and we couldn't take him as seriously. he got corny and they turned him into a one-line comic and therefore the last few movies were more comical than the first few. but overall a good movie series with or without the horror element even though that's what it was supposed to be. Robert englund makes a good freddy. How's the remake gonna be I wonder? -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:07 am

Blade - Movie Series
Never Boned! I enjoyed them all. Parker Posey as a vamp in Trinity - yummmmy!! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
EVERYTHING on Nickelodeon is pure garbage now. I never go to that channel anymore now that it's always airing these TEENick teeny-bopper crap. I remember when I used to go to that channel all the time, when shows like Doug, old Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, Angry Beavers, AYAOTD, etc. were on. Those were good shows. Those made me want to watch Nickelodeon. Then they stopped showing those shows, and gradually turned away from cartoons and towards TEENick. Once iCarly and Drake and Josh started airing, I never checked out Nick again. -- Submitted By: (TheFNG) on November 18, 2009, 11:21 pm

Ozzy Osbourne - Music Groups
when Ozzy escaped from the nursing home - it was all downhill since! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 10:30 pm

Pink Floyd - Music Groups
Once Roger Waters left Pink Floyd wasn't the same. I like David Gilmour but every PF album after The Final Cut sounds like a DG solo album. PF continued to be a good group after Waters but the creativity was much less. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 10:22 pm

Rob Zombie - Celebrities
I guess RZ is a better musician than a movie director - which isn't saying a hellofa lot. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 10:17 pm

Zebra - Music Groups
The best band that you've never heard of! They still frequently play in the New Orleans area. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 10:15 pm

STYX - Music Groups
Styx is almost a tribute band of sorts. The only original member left is James Young. They still sound okay I guess. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 10:08 pm

WWE Friday Night Smackdown - TV Shows
Too much shouting! Shut the hell up and fight already! It's like watching a soap opera on testosterone. Snore -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 10:05 pm

Queen - Music Groups
Even though Brian and Roger formed the group, the thing is whoever becomes the lead singer will be known as the voice of the group and that's what became of Freddy Mercury. Paul Rogers is not the same, in fact I think Queen should have taken a cue from Led Zeppelin and face the fact that people are not replaceable after they die. Music groups are better remembered for what they were then rather than how they are now. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 18, 2009, 7:32 pm

Communism - Random Topics
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin - Ronald Reagan -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on November 18, 2009, 7:04 pm

Democratic Socialists of America - Random Topics
What..the Democrats we already have aren't socialist enough??? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on November 18, 2009, 6:57 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
If I can think of any reason why I stopped watching the Simpsons, it's because I think the show is getting old. Lets face it, it's been on the air for 20 years and while there have been periods in which the writing quality wasn't so good, seasons 9-12 specifically, it seems as though the luster of shock value that it had has been lost. Lately I cannot even bring myself to watch new episodes, I didn't even care about Treehouse of Horror this year. Fox needs to hang this show up, and actually considering their ratings success with American Idol and other shows, God knows why they feel it necessary to keep this show on the air. Even in today's sea of reality TV, it seems like the time has come, it's not like there aren't any other good shows to watch. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 18, 2009, 6:52 pm

Sesame Street - TV Shows
1. When Elmo took over. Yeah, he was cute and cuddly at first, but now he has taken over the enitre show. The other Muppets have either been killed off or have been pushed to 2nd place. 2. When the show stopped showing skits randomly, and now it just shows segments. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on November 18, 2009, 2:27 pm

Three Stooges Short Films - Movie Series
"Joe" and "Curly Joe" were two different people. "Joe" was the one who replaced Shemp in the 1950s when Shemp passed away. He's pretty much the least liked stooge, even by the other stooges (he actually considered himself too good to take a pie in the face). Curly Joe was the third stooge for the 1960s feature length films and was better liked, by fans, the other stooges and even critics. Leonard Maltin will tell you the 1960s stooge films are all highly underrated. -- Submitted By: (dwayne) on November 18, 2009, 12:18 pm

People of Walmart - Websites
Liberal Elitism on parade. "Look at all these people who are not as urbane and sophisticated as we are". -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on November 18, 2009, 11:43 am

Mac vs. PC Commercials - Random Topics
So who am I going to buy my computer from, the responsible adult or the greasy-haired slacker kid? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on November 18, 2009, 11:33 am

Van Halen - Music Groups
Getting rid of Michael Anthony is a joke and an insult. Don't even give me the whole "the band is called Van Halen" yeah - before that is was called Mammoth. Michael was there with them on EVERY hit - EVERY concert - EVERYTHING. How many hits have they had with his son? Just as I thought. The kid is good, I'll give you that - but front him in his own group. After all - he is as old as Ed was when he and Alex started. Far as I am concern - Van Halen can suck it now - Dave or no Dave - it's never going to be Van Halen without all four ORIGINAL members. Go Chickenfoot!!! -- Submitted By: (JenniferEdwardsHart) on November 18, 2009, 9:25 am

Hell's Kitchen (U.S.) - TV Shows
The first couple season were cool to watch - how he would get on the chef's cases about stuff - the constant beeping out of his over dramatic cursing and all. But now - I think there should be a rule imposed on all the contestants that they are NOT allowed to curse or smoke at all - make it more like a proper British boarding school. They all take the cursing to a cartoonish state - "She better watch her F*#$*$@ A$&%) cuz I wil F$()#*% the B(%&@# up when she's not F#(#%#_ watching me!!" Whatever. Gordon should be the only one to curse as it truly adds nothing to the show and makes me figure out who the true losers are. And quit saying each new episode is shocking!! It's not. It's just as boring as the one that just ended!!! -- Submitted By: (JenniferEdwardsHart) on November 18, 2009, 9:18 am

More to Love - TV Shows
What's worse than pretty bimbos fighting over some personality-less Ken doll dude? A bunch of "real women" (i.e. loudmouthed obese women) fighting over some fat guy. Day one. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 18, 2009, 6:55 am

Martha Stewart - Celebrities
My mother was a big fan of her pre-incarceration TV show. I'm going to have to say that by Showbiz standards, she got royally screwed over. Other celebs drink and drive, get high, assail, rape, and even murder and just get a slap on the wrist. What did Martha do? Ohh, she LIED to an investigator. The reality is that most celebs victimize regular people whereas Martha's crime affected some extremely wealthy individuals' $$$$. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 18, 2009, 3:13 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
Oprah Winfrey is amazing! She's a true inspiration and she had humble beginnings so she always gives back. She's the most charitable out of most celebs. (Hello, my favorite things? And that school in Africa?)Alotta the topics on her show are interesting and hard hitting, some more than others, but yeah. Plus, whoever goes on her show, gets their on show! She's just that powerful. If you don't like Oprah, you're just a hater. And whether she's fat or skinny, she's still pretty. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 18, 2009, 2:53 am

Girlfriends - TV Shows
One of my favorite shows of all time! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 18, 2009, 2:48 am

Rickrolling - Random Topics
The reason Rickrolling BTF'd was November 27, 2008. He appeared on the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends float at the annual Macy*s Thanksgiving Day Parade to do to the cast what has been done April Fools Day 2007 at YouTube. -- Submitted By: (JamesCraven) on November 17, 2009, 5:07 pm

Maximum Exposure - TV Shows
I loved how smart-aleck announcer dude used the telestrator to point out all the sweet mullets! -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 17, 2009, 3:49 pm

Maury - TV Shows
Hey now, Maury DOES mix in the sporadic disturbing moments caught on video, transgender 'is it a man or a woman' and teenage boot-camp episodes! LOL! Seriously, I know the drill. You've seen one episode; you've seen them all. But somebody must care, as the show has been renewed through 2012. Oh snap, at least 3 more years of 'Murray, Murray, MURRAY, I am 3000% sure he da father!' Anybody who still gets fooled by the "sexy decoy" deserves what's coming to them. OH SURE, random sober hot female strangers come up to me ALL THE TIME in a waiting room and grind themselves into me! Puh-leeze. -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 17, 2009, 3:31 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Has he done anything other than read a teleprompter very well? -- Submitted By: (earmark72) on November 17, 2009, 2:48 pm

N Sync - Music Groups
All I need is the name of this group to be reminded as to why I often find myself more interested in music recorded before 1998. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 17, 2009, 2:37 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
I think it's irresponsible to place all the blame of the break-up on Yoko. Thing is, she and John were in love and Paul simply didn't get along with her, much less approve her constant presence in the studio during their 1968 recording sessions. But that was only problem one. Problem two was Paul was unwilling to make music as studio musicians only, he wanted the band to tour but could not get the other three to agree to it. Third was that George wanted more recognition as a songwriter and he was the first to quit the group because of it, he thought it was time for him to become a solo artist. In short, the band members simply realized that it was time to go separate ways. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 17, 2009, 2:24 pm

Rupert - TV Shows
I'm actually surprised to see this show listed on this site, considering how many seem to have forgotten about it. This was a great show and a big step ahead of the comparable Arthur in it's use of creative story lines involving fantasy and mystery. Almost all of the episodes are worth watching, even though it is noticeable that each season of episodes appeared to be produced differently. In one season it appeared as if they were attempting to replace a number of voice actors but failed, resulting in Podgy becoming the only usable friend of Rupert. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 17, 2009, 1:02 pm

OJ Simpson - Celebrities
He did it! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 9:35 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
When Charlie and Chelsea became a couple the show got too unfunny -- Submitted By: (pdfortune) on November 16, 2009, 9:21 pm

Sesame Street - TV Shows
The BTF moment for me was the segement featuring POX NEWS!! I wish I was making that up. Come on people, there kids cant the creators put there hatred of conservitives sp? away for children's sake, my child won't be watching this show again -- Submitted By: (CobraCommander1) on November 16, 2009, 8:19 pm

Maury - TV Shows
Don't forget how the sluts ALWAYS run offstage crying when it turns out that their (usually wanna-be gangsta) boyfriend isn't the father. That being said, I am SO FREAKIN' SICK of the "cheating lovers" and paternity testing episodes. Show something else already! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 16, 2009, 6:19 pm

Oblongs, The - TV Shows
The show is surprisingly addictive! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:53 pm

Medium - TV Shows
Isn't the plot for Medium pretty much just like Ghost Whisperer? An attractive, young or middle aged married woman, maybe with kids who has a normal life, but they have a special gift to talk to the dead? -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:51 pm

Maury - TV Shows
lol I used to love Maury when his show had substance and talked about outta control teens and real, relevant issues. Now all it is is the world's sluttiest women swearing up and down that anywhere from 1 to 10 guys are the father knowing they've probably cheated or slept with a whole bunch of people before they even got with their current lover. lmao it's hilarious when loads of guys are on the show and none of them are the father! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:49 pm

Kyle XY - TV Shows
lame show...surprising that ABD produced something like this. most of their stuff is good. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:38 pm

Invader Zim - TV Shows
Zim was cute! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:34 pm

Charmed - TV Shows
I am a guy and I still watched this show semi-religiously. When they killed Prue and replaced her with some other chick, I never watched again past that episode. Great way to Bone the Fish! -- Submitted By: (Lefton4ya) on November 16, 2009, 3:33 pm

Sliders - TV Shows
Here are all the 13 ways it boned the fish and when: * (1) Season 2 ep 12 - Introduction of Kromaggs and start of recurring plots where every episode before was stand-alone. * (2) Season 3 ep 1 - Season 1-2 episodes were more based on Alternative histories (What if the British won the civil war or men are almost extinct) to Sci-fi based (wizards & witches, fire-based lifeforms, bubble universes) * Season 3 ep 16-17 - Triple Jump the shark: -- (3) Exit Stage left John Rhys-Davies (Uhh.) -- (4) The new Kid Kari Wuhrer (Uhhhh!) -- (5) Change of premise to go after brain eating morphing slider (Uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!) * Season 4 ep 1 - Double Jump -- (6) Exit Stage left Sabrina Lloyd -- (7) Change of premise to friend Quinn's newly realized brother from another dimension and go to Earth Prime to stop Kromaggs * (8) Season 4 ep 6 - The new Kid Charlie O'Connell (both character Quinn's and actor Jerry O'Connel's brother. * Season 5 ep 1 - Nuked the Fridge x 4! -- (9) Exit Stage left both O'Connell brothers -- (10) Same character different actor - Mallory now played by Robert Floyd -- (11) The new Kid Diana Davis -- (12) Change of premise of trying to separate Mallory, go after insane slider Dr. Geiger, find Maggie. -- (13) Changed production for horrible special effects and almost every episode was in same location with small stage of hotel and front street. * (14) Season 5 ep 18 - Unresolved ending episode that parodies how bad the show is. -- Submitted By: (Lefton4ya) on November 16, 2009, 2:27 pm

Eric Braeden - Celebrities
I loved him as John Jacob Astor in "Titanic". That was great casting. He even looked a bit like the real J.J. Astor. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 16, 2009, 9:14 am

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
I think it is more fair to say that BTF goes through swings where we have more vocal liberal posters, and then more vocal conservative posters. The site takes no stance either way, and for the most part it seems to just take the course of where the members choose to take it without editorial restraint/ censorship. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 16, 2009, 9:11 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
You guys haven't given Clone Wars a chance, I hadn't seen it myself, but I hear good things. What's wrong with animation anyway? It's just another way to interpret one's vision, doesn't mean it's for children. Walt Disney himself intended for all of his films to be an art form for everyone, it's unfortunate with a terrible reputation animation has gotten over the years. More people ought to give it a chance. -- Submitted By: (Niggarachi) on November 16, 2009, 8:43 am

TheTruth.com - Websites
Should let people kill themselves over a period of 30-50 years. Who says we have to live til 90? When someone is carting us around half brain-dead. -- Submitted By: (Niggarachi) on November 16, 2009, 8:36 am

Republican Party - Random Topics
If you spend your entire day watching television your opinion of everything is not applicable at all. How does being politically aware involve agreeing with everything you are told? Why can there only be Liberal and Conservative? I sit back and laugh, I get a bit uncomfortable of course, it is why I post my opinion. But I can enjoy life and carry on a conversation without conforming to being one or the other. I feel people are too tightly wound to racism/religion/politics. Did anyone see a large transition when Clinton/Bush/Obama became president? All these guys that get worshiped, Rush/Hannity/Olbermann/O'Reilly/Moore/Stewert they're laughing all the way to the bank. Do these people speak for us? Do they really understand, it's a television show, they all have writers and reporters. Stubborn people are unaffected anyway :p -- Submitted By: (Niggarachi) on November 16, 2009, 8:26 am

Rap (music) - Random Topics
Rap Music is still a valuable form of entertainment. -- Submitted By: (Niggarachi) on November 16, 2009, 8:07 am

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
It's fair to assume that this website attracts a politically conservative older audience. -- Submitted By: (Niggarachi) on November 16, 2009, 7:59 am

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
That woman seems to be the living embodiment of Groucho Marx's infamous (but probably apocryphal) punchline! As the story goes, when he was hosting the game show of "You Bet Your Life", each contestant would tell him a somewhat distinguishing characteristic of themselves so he could joke on it. Anyway, supposedly, one contestant told him that she was the mother of 20 children which supposedly prompted Groucho to ask her why she had so many to which she answered because she loved her husband. This allegedly prompted Groucho to say "Lady, I love my cigar a great deal,too, but even I take it out of my mouth every now and then!" Yeah, of course, it boned when they decided to put their kids in front of those 'reality show' cameras to exploit their situation! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 16, 2009, 7:46 am

Rats - Random Topics
I really hate rats! Yes, there are other animals which spread deseases (or have the fleas whith the deseases), but those animals don't tend to seek out humans. Other Animals don't traps through the sewers before going through our stocks. Other animals aren't so bold to take a walk direktly in front of the eyes of humans. A rat would even eat a defenceless body, even if the human isn't death yet. Do they even have some use beside being a food resource? -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on November 16, 2009, 2:43 am

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
I liked this show but it felt like they really dragged it out longer than they needed to. When they graduated they were helping out with Mrs. Garrett's catering company and worked at Graceland...I mean, they were really grasping at straws. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 2:31 am

Wikipedia - Websites
Well, there is a link to "Bone the Fish" at the "Jump the Shark" site. No offense, but personally I think it is a little to early to give "bone the fish" an own site. When it has been around longer and people begin using "Bone the fish" as an idiom it will surely be added. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on November 16, 2009, 2:27 am

All of Us - TV Shows
I liked it, very entertaining! Even better with Elise Neal (Tia) but overall a really good show. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 1:58 am

USA Cartoon Express - TV Shows
A wonderful part of my childhood. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 15, 2009, 9:10 pm

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