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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Shrek - Movie Series
If you think Shrek hasn't boned, check out this officially licensed fashion spread: http://www.vman.com/fashion/shrek-of-a-guy/ -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 15, 2010, 12:32 pm

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
You really can blame Bush for the Daylight Savings Time extension: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_Policy_Act_of_2005#Change_to_daylight_saving_time -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 15, 2010, 12:26 pm

Buzz Aldrin - Celebrities
It's not getting the press because of that Dancing With The Stars garbage, but he also went against his fellow astronauts Neil Armstrong, Jim Lovell, and Gene Cernanand by praising Obama's cuts to NASA. Obama rewarded him with a flight on Air Force One today. http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/04/15/buzz.aldrin.obama/ -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 15, 2010, 12:21 pm

Frank's Place - TV Shows
I seemed to be one of the few folks who found this show about a group of quirky restaraunteurs and their customers in pre-Katrina New Orleans. I think it captured many of the charming nuances of the city well (without dwelling on the serious issues)- and I liked the idea of there being a 'Waitress Emeritus' an elderly semi-retired server who was would hang out at the restaurant ready to serve her favorite longtime customers. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 12:11 pm

Baywatch - TV Shows
I thought it was hilarious how David Hasselhoff would get offended if anyone thought the show was about 'T and A'- as if this was watched due to family values and there were NO slow-mo shots of lifeguards running and bouncing! LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 12:06 pm

Grace Jones - Music Groups
Everyone knows what she looks like and who she is but how many folks can remember the title or even the melody any song she performed? That's what I thought. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 12:01 pm

According to Jim - TV Shows
Yeah, DolFan, it did. Jim choked on some snack and died and then went to Purgatory where they had Kimberly Williams-Paisley come back (after having left the show for a year or so to bear her and Brad Paisley's firstborn son) to play Dana. ..as the Devil who battled over Jim's soul with Andy as Jim's Advocate (never mind that both these sibs-in-law were supposed to be alive)- and then Jim woke up and the last thing seen was a shot of a snack getting caught in his windpipe. The end. As you say, it seems like it's been on for 20 years so why bother with something so stupid as that finale. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 11:57 am

Chevy Chase - Celebrities
I've seen recently seen him reprise his Clark Griswold role on commercials for an alternative to hotels. One may think he's getting desperate to have agreed to do that but consider that at least he gets to SPEAK while Beverly D'Angelo reprising her role as his wife spends the whole time silently cringing. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 11:50 am

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Agreed, Robert. Of course, what's especially aggravating about it is that most spots actually CHARGE for the 'priviledge'. Parking METERS actually may be a good topic to consider re boning. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 11:46 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
Charles Kim, Sorry for not spelling 'cacophony' correctly. I've heard that tag quite a few times on manual records and CD's before and after I was 12 and I think I do 'get it'(and am thankful to those radio stations that actually cut that part out when playing 'Day in the Life' .If you think that tag was brilliant, that's your deal. Speaking strictly for myself, I think it was a pretentious and pompous act towards their fans in which the Beatles believed the fans would buy any and ALL sounds out of their mouths/instruments and consider them genius. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 11:44 am

Political Correctness - Random Topics
Ugh, political correctness. The two words in the English language when used together in that context make me want to throw up. It's nothing but thinly-disguised Newspeak from 1984 by George Orwell. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 15, 2010, 10:48 am

Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, The - TV Shows
The live-action stuff with Captain Lou Albano (R.I.P.) was so-so. When it went to Club Mario and I saw the opening that involved that, my first thought was "What the hell is this crap?" Club Mario was an epic fail in terms of being "hip". -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 15, 2010, 10:39 am

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
I sometimes wonder about Fred Phelps...were his parents related BEFORE they were married? The only other thing I'll say about this bunch of inbred dips is this: http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=1796066560 -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 15, 2010, 10:37 am

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
The previous post should read "Keith Richards is nothing but a bag of bones". LOL And MCS, 1986??? You do realize that people born then are 23-24 and have likely graduated or are about to graduate college now, right? That doesn't exactly prove the Stones' relevance today. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 11:11 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
All I can say is, it's a good thing I wasn't asked to parallel park during my driver's test! LOL I'm still not sure I can actually do it right. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 11:06 pm

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
The Beaver really was a complete sheep, wasn't he? He could be (and was) misled, duped, fooled, tricked, hoodwinked and bamboozled by pretty much everybody else on the show! Kinda reminds me of most of the American population today. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 11:03 pm

Murphy Brown - TV Shows
BTW, we're talking about a show that turned family values into a phrase to be mocked forevermore when in fact the destruction of said values was the one thing Quayle was actually right about and has reached tipping point level today! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:57 pm

Murphy Brown - TV Shows
MCS, it's not paranoia when everyone's actually out to get you, and has been for at least the last 20 years. Right before Obama was elected you'd have thought Republicans were some evil group of aliens in human disguise like the lizards from V! Now I think people are finally seeing where the TRUE problem lies, but unfortunately it's probably too late since these sheep gave the Dems control of the presidency *and* Congress first. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:54 pm

Domino's Pizza - Random Topics
Wait, let me get this straight--their old recipe sucked, so they changed it and actually made it WORSE??? LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:51 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Ah, Baptists. Let me tell you a little something about Baptists. My last 2 years of high school I moved to a Baptist-dominated town. If you weren't Baptist, you didn't matter in any way shape or form, adult or child. If you weren't Baptist, or at least friends with them, you were considered worthless at school. These people could quote you any Bible verse from memory but come the weekend they were out drinking and screwing in the backseats of cars like everybody else. But it was okay, because--and one of them actually told me this--all they had to do was have a "private conversation" with God and all their sins would instantly be forgiven, just like that! As a Catholic I was jealous since I had to actually go to confession and admit my sins to a priest. I got roped into going to one of their vacation Bible school things and was told that Gandhi was in hell because he wasn't Baptist! Seriously! One of them actually wrote a letter to the paper saying Baptists were around before Catholics because of John the Baptist! These people are the ultimate hypocrites, and this Westboro group is just dumb enough to get caught. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:49 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
MCS, I remember!!! My family used to go to Pizza Hut all the time back then just for fun! And they always had killer buffets too! Now it's a joke. The last time I was in a Pizza Hut the place was just about dead. No buffet, no nothing. I only went for nostagia purposes but as usual, sometimes it's best just to fondly remember the past. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:43 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
The prequels reflect not just a pathetic money grab by Lucas, but also the changes in society from when the original trilogy occurred. Back in the late 70s/early 80s there'd have been no way a whiny emo-type character would've been seriously considered to be in a movie like these. That personality type pretty much didn't exist back then. Also, the completely chemistry-free "relationship" between Anakin and Padme accurately reflects the real life chemistry free nature of most "relationships". Decades from now, people will definitely be able to identify which time periods the first and second trilogies were made just by the way the characters act. Art does imitate life you know. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:37 pm

Def Leppard - Music Groups
Def Leppard (who made me wish I WAS deaf in the late 80s) followed the career path of so many other 80s rock bands. First album rocks, even though apparently nobody knows about it. Second album has some songs that still rock but also some ballads and this album becomes so popular most people think it's their first. Third album on is nothing but ballad badness. Rinse, lather, repeat. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:30 pm

Chevy Chase - Celebrities
I will say Chevy Chase in his prime was ten times funnier than any comedy wannabe these days. It's probably best that he *doesn't* come back lest he make like Buzz Aldrin and become yet another "reality TV" joke. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:26 pm

Buzz Aldrin - Celebrities
Buzz Aldrin's appearance on "Dancing With The Has Been/Never Were Stars" is to me the nadir of the whole "senior citizens suddenly trying to act like they're 21 again" craze. It's bad enough I have to be bombarded with ED drug ads aimed for these people and rock bands around before I was born still milking the cash cow, but now THIS??? Buzz Aldrin comes out of the woodwork after 40 years for THIS??? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:23 pm

Adult Swim - Random Topics
I too remember the good old days of '01. Now every new show they've put out in the past 6 years or so is nothing but juvenile dreck even juveniles would get bored with, and the old shows that used to be genuinely clever are just as bad. It's become unwatchable for me now. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:18 pm

According to Jim - TV Shows
Wait, you mean this show finally had a finale? It seemed to be on the air for the past 20 years! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:16 pm

Pirates - Random Topics
I may be in the minority, but I never did like pirates, not even as a kid. I just always saw them as the morally bankrupt people they always and still are. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:13 pm

American Chopper - TV Shows
I don't even watch the show, but it BTF for me when I started seeing ads for it that highlighted the fact the father and son were suddenly no longer on speaking terms. Or was that just more staged "reality TV" drama? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:11 pm

Tiger Woods - Celebrities
Thank God the Masters is over and the right guy won--the guy who's been faithful to his wife through breast cancer when Tiger would've dropped her like a hot potato seconds after hearing the news. Now maybe I won't have to hear about this bum any more for a few weeks at least. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:09 pm

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
Definitely BTF when the government randomly decided to extend it by a couple of months for no reason. Does anybody else remember that? It used to not switch until April or May, now it changes in February and stays all the way through October I think! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:06 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
The only downside to this is when you DON'T find parking! :) -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 14, 2010, 9:25 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
How is soccer so bad? You don't get our ways. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 14, 2010, 9:24 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
@Pelirojo--What are you, like 12? Presumably you mean "cacophony." Play the record (ever hear of those?) on a manual turntable and you will get it. Or maybe not, being the dope that you are. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 14, 2010, 8:29 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
G overnment E mployee I nsurance COmpany Now you know why it sucks. Annoying, useless, dysfunctional. Just like government employees. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 14, 2010, 8:07 pm

MoveOn.org - Websites
Leftist dickwits. Socialism, Obamunism, it's all the same. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 14, 2010, 8:03 pm

Flipper - TV Shows
Flipper never boned the fish, but George Gollin got boned by a Dolphin! -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 14, 2010, 7:35 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Strange how the ACLU feels funeral protests that disrupt the services are free speech, but prayer in schools is not. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 14, 2010, 7:21 pm

Weird Al Yankovic - Music Groups
Weird Al looks weird without his mustache, glasses, and 'do, but IMHO, he's never boned. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 14, 2010, 7:20 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Sorry to hear that, Pelirojo. I hate parallel parking. It's especially fun when two people park WAY too close to both your rear and your front. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 14, 2010, 7:19 pm

Shrek - Movie Series
Until they find the need to whore it off for a few more bucks -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 14, 2010, 3:17 pm

Spider-Man - Movie Series
The 3rd movie wasn't that bad, but Tobey Maguire not coming back? Rebooting a franchise that has done quite well for itself that isn't even 10 years old (at least with this current run of movies)? Boned! -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 14, 2010, 3:15 pm

Weird Al Yankovic - Music Groups
Never boned - and being a husband and father sure hasn't slowed down the Weird One's propensity for musical craziness. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 14, 2010, 1:19 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
This group is bizzarre to say the least. I never got the gay/military funeral connection myself. It's like flag burning- is it free speech, or is it like yelling "FIRE" in a crowded room? If we can't get rid of $cientology, can we get rid of these jokers? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2010, 9:50 am

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Not in my city, Robert. I have to do it at least three times a week and it's a pain! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 14, 2010, 7:04 am

Full House - TV Shows
This show boned the fish after about the 7th time that dumb girl said "HOW RUDE!!" -- Submitted By: (moi_sd) on April 14, 2010, 12:39 am

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
SNL went downhill starting at 1995. Will Farrell was the only one keeping it barely alive, then it completely died once he left and now its unwatchable -- Submitted By: (Rape_Factory) on April 14, 2010, 12:26 am

Superman - Movie Series
Superman IV was the worst, because the premise, while noble in intent, was just downright ridiculous in practice (ridding the world of all nukes). To see my point, imagine you're the Prime Minister of Israel. All your neighbor countries hate you and want to see you wiped off the face of the earth-however, the one thing stopping them from a full-scale invasion is your nukes. Suddenly, Superman swoops in and takes them away-what do you do? (Personally, I'd bring out the Kryptonite Matzoball Launcher here) -- Submitted By: (Burmy) on April 13, 2010, 10:13 pm

Spider-Man - Movie Series
The whole series up to this point is officially OUT THE WINDOW (Raimi, Maguire, etc. are gone)-now Sony's planning to reboot the series, go back to the origins AGAIN, and make it more "pop-friendly". Ergo, we get (in the immortal words of ItsSomeRandomGuy) "Sony Presents Sony's Spider-Man! (by Sony)" -- Submitted By: (Burmy) on April 13, 2010, 10:03 pm

Shrek - Movie Series
Three things you need to know about the 4th film: 1. It's called "Shrek Forever After" 2. Plot summary-basically "It's a Wonderful Life," but with the Shrek characters 3. It's the FINAL film in the series (praise the Lord!) -- Submitted By: (Burmy) on April 13, 2010, 9:58 pm

Aladdin - Movie Series
I'm still waiting for "Aladdin 4: Jafar May Need Glasses". -- Submitted By: (Burmy) on April 13, 2010, 9:50 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Thanks for keeping the fun alive. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 9:46 pm

Hall and Oates - Music Groups
GAY! -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 9:37 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
Keith Richards is bone-proof. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 9:31 pm

James Burton - Music Groups
Standing next to Elvis or Ricky Nelson and still being the coolest guy in the room--that's very cool!!! -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 9:15 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
It's SOCCER, you poof. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 9:13 pm

Man Show, The - TV Shows
Ziggy socky! Ziggy socky! Hoy Hoy Hoy!!! -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 5:58 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
Never boned. You always know what you're getting with AC/DC. They're consistent and their songs still stand up after 30-odd years. Old bands can go three ways if they manage to stay together. They can become worn out parodies of their former selves, they can go into semi-retirement and tour around playing by-the-numbers concerts of their old hits as much for their own entertainment as for the audience (nothing wrong with that, by the way), or they can go pandering to Hollywood, writing drivel for movies and/or licencing their classic songs to corporate advertisers. AC/DC is one of the few classic rock bands that have remained relevant, stayed true to what they do, and continued to release new albums and enjoy legitimate stardom. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 13, 2010, 5:54 pm

Who, The - Music Groups
It wasn't The Who without Moon. They should have quit then. Quadrophenia, the last great Who album.... -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 5:53 pm

Doors, The - Music Groups
Lucky for them that people forget those albums they did after Morrison kicked. Boned and then un-boned by time. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 5:47 pm

Dennis the Menace (1959 sitcom) - TV Shows
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo Mr. Wilson! Every kid in the neighborhood used to yell that. Boned when Jay North was like 26 and still wearing overalls. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 5:33 pm

Mel Gibson - Celebrities
Anti-semitic tirade? That's why I love him!! -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 5:30 pm

Three Stooges, The - TV Shows
Not as good without Curly, less good without Shemp, but never boned. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 5:23 pm

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
I want to make a comment about the merchandising reason/comments...RIGHT ON. Currently, at Burger King, there is YET ANOTHER Spongebob-based toyline. At the grocery store he's on all sorts of products, even a box of Cream of Wheat. Seriously, Cream of Wheat? He's now less a cartoon character and more a merchandising icon. What happened? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 2:27 pm

Baby Geniuses - Movie Series
One of the worst movies of all time, and not only do they make a sequel, they are planning a THREEQUEL! Someone must love fish a little too much... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 1:57 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Thank goodness this is rare nowadays. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 1:55 pm

Buzz Aldrin - Celebrities
Well, it would take a lot for a man like Buzz Aldrin to bone the fish, but he really disrespected himself by going onto a crappy show like DWTS. He danced with the fish, but didn't bone it. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 1:55 pm

Youtube - Websites
I really, really, really, REALLY hate the new design. In the past, when you checked out a video, there'd be information about the video in a box on the right, related videos beneath that, and beneath the video you were currently watching, you'd have the comments neatly arranged beneath it. Now the video information and comments are underneath the video, and the right side has the related videos. It once looked neat and professional, and now it looks sloppy and extremely unprofessional. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 1:52 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Calling Thanksgiving "Turkey Day" does the same thing to the holiday calling Christmas "Present Day", Hanukkah "Menorah Week", July 4th "Fireworks Day", and Easter "Egg Hunt Day": Bypassing the reasons that the special events the holidays were created to commemorate, honor, celebrate, etc. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 1:47 pm

Political Correctness - Random Topics
Political Correctness has done nothing but help to tear this country apart even more than it was before the silly concept ever got started....Freedom of speech? Yeah..... -- Submitted By: (MichaelJL) on April 13, 2010, 12:46 pm

Flip Flops (Footwear) - Random Topics
I'm probably in the minority as I am a Male who would rather wear flip flops more than any other type of shoe, although I do make sure to wear proper shoes in places such as Church, resturants, etc. There's nothing wrong with wearing flips in public like at a mall, or store, to the movies, getting gas for the car, to the post office, to an outdoor event. I never used to wear them until several years ago I bought a pair prior to going down to the Florida Keys. Now I own at least a dozen pair. Most are different styles, not just the $2.99 pair you'll find at many stores. I live in the Midwest where we only have nice weather about 6 to 7 months so I cherish the times my feet are in flips. The office I work in allows flip flops to be worn only on casual Fridays and I'm right there with many of the Gals who all wear them, and most say they wish they could get their Husbands/Boyfriends to wear them as well. It's very easy to find stylish flip flops that look nice instead of tacky. -- Submitted By: (MichaelJL) on April 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
I loved the show dearly. As he grew older, the cute "innocence" of Beaver was replaced by a growing boy who knew right from wrong but continued to get in trouble. Example..letting Gilbert Bates talk him into making a face while having their class picture taken. Gilbert proposed that they would both do it jointly knowing good and gosh darned well that he himself had no intention of participating in such a stunt. After the photo is taken Gilbert stands there with a silly looking grin on his face, prompting Beaver to ask what was so funny. Gilbert's reply? "You'll see.." along with what suddenly turned into a now evil looking grin on his kisser. It amazed me how naive Beaver was to the suggestions of his so-called friends like Gilbert, the always eating Larry Mondelo, and Whitey Whitney who talked to you as if your were deaf. They were a bunch of rat faced characters and Beaver was the perfect stooge for their follies! Still it was a great show for as long as it lasted. -- Submitted By: (MichaelJL) on April 13, 2010, 12:25 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
Algore, the all knowing and all seeing High Priest of the environment, will now "de-emphasize" the "Climate Change" issue in favor of discussing "sustainability" because the former is "polarizing". Game, Set , and Match ... Global Warming is officially B-O-N-E-D! "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on April 13, 2010, 11:04 am

Remington Steele - TV Shows
Like "Moonlighting", it worked best when they actually INVESTIGATED cases with some good sexual tension in the mix instead of having their . . .relationship get the full focus. It went on for too long and, of course, the suits trying forcing Pierce Brosnan's hand by making him come back after he'd already accepted the James Bond role made for some unpleasant shows because his hatred of being there was pouring out of every pore- and then they threw in some new guy no one ever heard of before. They should have just let the thing go when he got James Bond. Where are Stefanie Powers and that new guy anyway? Oh, and Doris Roberts seemed MUCH happier being on "Raymond" than having to deal with all this flak. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 13, 2010, 9:37 am

Lawrence Welk Show, The - TV Shows
Even my rock-hating parents born in the 20's considered this show a total bore! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 13, 2010, 9:25 am

LOGAN'S RUN - TV Shows
It seemed a somewhat tame version of the original sci-fi movie. I knew it was cheesy and all but what made it bone for me was when there was an episode when their arch-enemy Francis actually gave them a 'ten minute head start'! Since when do arch-enemies play fair or by the rules? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 13, 2010, 9:17 am

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Not only do I agree that 'Turkey Day' somewhat disrespectful, but I also think it's somewhat inaccuate- as there are some folks out there who eat HAM instead. Does this mean that the ham-eaters should say 'Happy Ham Hour' while they're eating? At least I've never heard any vegetarians say 'Happy Tofurkey Day'! Oh, well as long as I get my thoroughly cooked but still moist breast meat, some crisp skin, cranberry gell with the can's imprint still on it and the yummy green bean casserole, I won't let these annoyances ruin the day for me! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 13, 2010, 9:05 am

Morton Downey, Jr. Show, The - TV Shows
This guy was, pretty much, the precursor to Jerry Springer. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on April 13, 2010, 7:30 am

Dr Pepper - Random Topics
I LOVE Dr. Pepper! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 12, 2010, 8:39 pm

Conan O'Brien - Celebrities
I've heard that Conan's moving to TBS. http://tv.msn.com/the-wrap/conan-going-to-tbs/story/ -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

Windows Vista - Random Topics
I think that the Windows Vista and Windows 7 topics should be merged into one Windows topic, and then people vote on which version caused it to bone. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 12, 2010, 7:27 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
Yeah right! How could you say it boned Day 1? Enlighten me. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 12, 2010, 6:58 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
Soccer boned Day 1. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 12, 2010, 5:37 pm

Baby Geniuses - Movie Series
The only unique thing I can think to say about this movie series is that on most lists found on the internet listing the worst movies of all time, this franchise almost always appears, and more often than not, the first movie is ranked as worse than the sequel, which is of course hardly ever true of films. Usually the sequels don't live up to the forebearer's amazing quality. Instead, Baby Geniuses 2 seemed to make audiences cringe a little less than the first, so it was ranked higher. Still, a polished turd is still a turd. -- Submitted By: (Shiddy_Smell) on April 12, 2010, 1:01 pm

Venture Bros., The - TV Shows
The Venture Brothers has never boned, although I understand why many think it did when Sgt. Hatred moved into Brock Sampson's position. He isn't meant to replace the character at all, even being the anti-Sampson in many ways. I think it was great that the show's producers were brave enough to leave one of the best characters out of many of the last season's episodes. It only beared the strength of the show as a whole, as ratings have been higher than ever. This shows constant running gags, pulp culture references, derivative humor, alongside heart pounding action sequences, extended storylines, and outlandish characters provide the very best half-hour animated original program Adult Swim has offered up to audiences so far. -- Submitted By: (Shiddy_Smell) on April 12, 2010, 12:56 pm

Six Million Dollar Man - TV Shows
I thought I had totally blotted the travesty of that song out of my memory. I need CCleaner for my brain! PURGE! PUUUUUURRRRGE!!!!!! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on April 12, 2010, 7:58 am

Youtube - Websites
Boned when Google bought it out and forced all users to this crappy complicating changes in the website that nobody even likes. Its just pointless. Bring back 2006 youtube! -- Submitted By: (Rape_Factory) on April 12, 2010, 7:51 am

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Eploding Console. YES! THANK YOU! I so totally agree with you. When I hear people call Thanksgiving "Turkey Day"- I think I'd rather just have someone walk into the room with a blackboard and proceed to run their finger nails down the surface for three minutes. They might as well just walk in the room and say "Happy Turkey Day! Haa haa haa ha ha. I'm so freekin' funny Ha ha ha ha ha I said Turkey Day instead of Thanksgiving! hA HA HA HA HA HA! Get it, because people eat Turkey on Thanksgiving? Ha ha ha ha ha That's why its hip and funny to say that. Ha ha ha ha." WRONG!!!! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on April 12, 2010, 7:49 am

FOX News - TV Shows
The only station thats actually on the right side, and yet liberals cry so much about it not even including the fact that they have control of every other show/movie/network. -- Submitted By: (Rape_Factory) on April 12, 2010, 6:59 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
I believe it jumped after the 1999 season. The show completley lost its touch. The storylines didn't grasp the audience as much as it did before. It seems like the writers got all mixed up because people were liking Family Guy and South Park and desperatly tried to 1 up them but failed miserably. -- Submitted By: (Rape_Factory) on April 12, 2010, 6:34 am

Family Guy - TV Shows
The show defiantly jumped when it came back on the air. The first 3 seasons were amazing, especially the 2nd season. But then Seth got ahead of himself and completely ruined the show. Family Guy's old humor was more of a story that had a strong plot line followed by clever jokes that actually don't rely on celebrities. This made make FG amazing, you can enjoy the story and appreciate the jokes in the episodes a whole lot more. Now the new episodes dont have a well thought out story, and the jokes are either very dull or very outrageous where its not even funny because its way too predictable now. Plus the characters have completely changed like what other people mentioned. Peter was a simple dad that made stupid decisions but did have a heart and care about his family. Now, he is just this 1 dimensional character without a personality that has the same retarded look and actions. Stewie was obviously the evil boy genius that had his funny moments. Now hes gay and lost his evil and not as likable for fans, I believe. You see all these shirts of Stewie, quoting him being evil, not him being gay. Now we got Meg, the average teen that goes through bumps and bruises through highschool. Now shes useless and is the family's bash toy. And Brian, that used to be a dog with wisdom that gives advice and also drinks alcohol, now hes this annoying unfunny preachy liberal which is basically a way for Seth to give out his political point to his audience. Like the gay rights episode or the atheist episode, we dont care, this show should make me laugh, not be enlightened by democratic party. -- Submitted By: (Rape_Factory) on April 12, 2010, 12:15 am

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
When people call it Turkey Day! I think calling it that is annoying and disrespectful. Okay, I can't really say people calling it Turkey Day caused Thanksgiving to bone because that's not Thanksgiving's fault. Still, I wish people would show more respect. Imagine for example, if people started calling Christmas "presents day". -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on April 11, 2010, 7:40 pm

Buzz Aldrin - Celebrities
BrewMaster, that makes no sense. The point of him boning is because Dancing with the Stars is for washed-up, has-beens, not great scientists. That would be like Einstein doing that if he were alive. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 10, 2010, 11:22 pm

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
Exploding Console, I think we all outgrew Saturday morning cartoons at some point, especially when we figured out sleeping in was pretty nice. I certainly enjoyed the cartoons of the 80s. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 10, 2010, 11:20 pm

Trauma - TV Shows
This show didn't have a chance to bone the first yet, as it's just completing its first season. Hopefully, it will be renewed for a second one. -- Submitted By: (Jon) on April 10, 2010, 9:37 pm

Murphy Brown - TV Shows
It has nothing to do with paranoia. It is what it is (or was). The show, when it got around to doing politics, was pretty much bent to the left and sometimes expressed that through wishful thinking storylines. The violent "republican gets injured" scenarios was a real turn off. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on April 10, 2010, 3:13 pm

Buzz Aldrin - Celebrities
Anyone who voted "Boned" for DWTS...Have YOU walked on the moon? Alright then...Shut Up -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on April 10, 2010, 2:25 pm

Magnum P.I. - TV Shows
Never boned. The only episode that could have come close was "Mack's Back" and even that episode managed to blend all of the qualities that made Magnum such a great show - humor, heart, the bond that the main four characters shared. It wrapped up the loose ends from earlier episodes, and brought back Mack - kind of. Magnum P.I. was the rare TV show where the lead character is fully developed from the pilot. Much of that was due to Tom Selleck's input (the original idea was for Magnum to own the Ferrari and be a jet-set playboy of a Private Eye...pardon me, Private Investigator). From the beginning to the end, Magnum P.I. was without a doubt one of the best shows to have aired in the past 30 years. -- Submitted By: (JAFO) on April 9, 2010, 9:26 pm

Peter, Paul and Mary - Music Groups
Any one who can do a song like "Puff, the Magic Dragon" has complete immunity from BTF! Rest in peace, Mary Travers. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on April 9, 2010, 11:18 am

America's Funniest Home Videos - TV Shows
This show is still great to watch. It definitely got close to boning when they dropped Bob Saget and tried to be hipster, and occasionally their choices for the top three aren't even close to being the funniest For example, when people film billboards. The Jesus sign next to the sex billboard? Yeah it's ironic. That's probably why they put it there, idiot. Still, it's a good hour of tv. And to respond to some claims made in the comments: YouTube sucks in comparison because it has no filter for the tons of idiotic, unfunny people who post a seemingly unending stream of nonsense to the site; Some of the videos are definitely staged, but citing a dog dressed in a silly outfit as one where the creators intended us to believe that the dog dressed itself? Come on. A better example would be the video of the hawk that swoops down and eats the kid's mouse (which I believe won some money) or the video where the kid drives the toy fire truck away and it snags the table cloth making a mess (a direct ripoff of a commercial that was on tv at the exact same time. I think it also won money); Finally, the votes for serious injuries? A quick google search didn't result in any actual evidence of serious injury. I did however find many sites and blogs written by crybabies that make a leap of assumption that when so-and-so trips and falls, they were immediately rushed to the hospital while their good for nothing family tried to profit off of their injury. Likewise, another unlikely leap would be for these folks to lighten up. -- Submitted By: (tucsonspeed6) on April 9, 2010, 10:01 am

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