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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Babe - Movie Series
It's like they had no clue why the first one worked. Pig in the City joins Speed 2 Cruise Control and Short Circuit 2 as some of the most puzzlingly bad "sequel" ideas ever. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 16, 2010, 6:14 pm

Fawlty Towers - TV Shows
Fawlty Towers is the poster child for why British comedies seem to be such high quality. THEY KNEW WHEN TO STOP!!! They shot a series of six GREAT episodes, then, came back by popular demand (more than three years later) to knock out another six "quite good" episodes. It's possible to sense a different aura with Series 2 though; instead of nature's vista, we got a really exceptional landscape done by master artists. They were WORKING hard at being funny rather than just BEING funny. Most important - we never had to see them do any weak material stretched out to 7 or 8 series. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 16, 2010, 6:10 pm

Star Trek: Enterprise - TV Shows
Who the hell thinks it was all a Holodeck Simulation? "These Are the Voyages..." simply is a simulation of actual events that occurred on Enterprise. -- Submitted By: (TEG24601) on June 16, 2010, 4:37 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Has anyone seen the new logo they introduced last month? It's ugly and I hate it! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on June 16, 2010, 4:01 pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
jconifer, I have heard that. I have never read the book, but I have heard that line of reasoning from those who defend Burton's movie. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 16, 2010, 4:24 am

Ghostbusters - Movie Series
In the TMNT movie topic I discussed how a franchise has to accommodate for the kids who like it. Upon reflection, Ghostbusters II is just that as well. Turning the whole thing into a cartoon (which I have to admit I liked) ended up making the franchise less enjoyable to adults, and the second movie was likewise made with kids in mind. But at the same time, it seemed to be made as if the cartoon didn't even exist because the only reason why ghosts were becoming a problem was as Winston put it "the dead HAVE been rising from the grave" as part of a talk with Ray about the Book of Revelation in the Bible, which is about the end of times. Therefore, after the Marshmallow Man melted and made a mess of Central Park West, the business was done as the end of times had been averted, which meant that there were no more ghosts. Then five years later, an underground pink slime coincided with the impending rebirth of Vigo the Carpathian, another world ending event therefore resulting in the return of the ghosts. And as I write this, we have a cartoon where ghosts showed up without connection to the biblical reference (but of course that would be for a reason). I guess when you look back on the 1980's, the practices of the entertainment industry were not much different from the 60's and 70's even if there were more things likable to people. Maybe it's just a product of the fact that this came out after a time of heavier censorship practices and there was a new learning curve on how to please everyone. Oh well. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on June 15, 2010, 9:43 pm

Dharma & Greg - TV Shows
Still rocks, but I'm biased: My girlfriend and I first got together by joking about the "Booty Call" episode. To Stephanie -- I agree that thinking about Greg while watching Criminal Minds is a good way to make your brain go "Tilt!", but how about this ... have Jenna Elfman do a guest spot on Criminal Minds ... as a perp! And Hotch has to catch her. How's that for tilty? :-) -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 15, 2010, 9:03 pm

Realtors - Random Topics
Can't deal with their fake-ass "friendliness"! I just want to say: Yeah, I know you're going to get a big commission on this sale but please stop acting like you are my new BFF. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 15, 2010, 3:59 pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are best friends so it was given that Depp would have the role whether he deserved it or not. That isn't reason to let that bug me, Burton's adaptation was more inline with the book, and is therefore the one that deserves to be enjoyed. The earlier Gene Wilder movie, in spite of being a classic, was made for the wrong reason. The studio wanted a family friendly film with musical numbers, much against the tone of the book. And I know there will always be people that prefer the older movie, but if those people took the time to read Dahl's book, they would be owing Tim Burton an apology. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on June 15, 2010, 3:11 pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
Oddly enough, Gene Wilder was not even NEAR the first choice for the role of Wonka. Dahl considered Spike Milligan to be the perfect choice for the role. Also it's interesting that Roald Dahl himself was ultimately very unhappy with this particular adaptation of his story. Unfortunately, we'll never know if he would've considered Burton's adaptation any better. http://www.answers.com/topic/willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on June 15, 2010, 12:24 pm

Barney Miller - TV Shows
One of the coolest TV themes ever -- Submitted By: (adammundy) on June 15, 2010, 1:57 am

Indiana Jones - Movie Series
I agree with Andy. The first three films were homages to the serials of the 1930s right, and they were set in the 1930s. Due to the long delay between 3 and 4, some times has to have passed for the fourth one naturally. Thus, they are in the 1950s and the serials of the 1950s often had many aliens and paranoia of nuclear war. Hence, there is nothing too out of the Indiana Jones vain with the aliens and the nuking of the fridge. People are just nit picking there. That being said, the fourth one is still not on par with 1 and 3 but passable enough in my book. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 15, 2010, 1:01 am

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
I guess I am one of the few who would vote "Didn't bone". Yeah, Depp's version of Wonka was a little Michael Jacksonish, but it was still something different, something with a different spin to it, and I didn't mind it at all. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 15, 2010, 12:43 am

Frasier - TV Shows
Defintely Season 8: the year of Hell. Stared with "they ALMOST did it--" not only Niles and Daphnetogether in Season, but also Frasir and Roz. I could hear the speedboat revving up, and Fonzie saying "AAAYYYYYY!!!! Where's my waterskis?" Then came the classic BTF/JTS signs: an endless parade of special guest-stars, characters becoming one-note caricatures, etc. Daphne got fat via fat-suit to hide Jane Leeves's pregnancy, it was OVER. Once Niles & Daphne got together, the writers were like "NOW what do we do?" Then it got worse from there. Martin got married to WENDY MALICK??? What, was Angelina Jolie not available? How could ANYONE believe that could happen? She couldn't resist how he swilled beer and watched television all day? Season 7 was about the end of it; after that, the shark was jumped AND boned. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on June 14, 2010, 10:58 pm

Sex and the City - TV Shows
Jaws, what you're referring to is known as "Flanderization," i.e. where a character becomes defined by a single characteristic, which becomes grossly exaggerated, and this defining the entire character as a one-dimensional running gag; it was originated when Ned Flanders became nothing but a super-optimistic, bible-thumping nonsense-talker. . I could tell about this on SACTC when Carrie started bitching about Berger writing about a girl's hair being tied with a "sccrrrEEEEEEEENCHEEEE!!!" But the whole series BTF from Day 1, since the girls were pretty self-centered and mean-spirited, and had NOTHING in common, other than constantly stuffing their faces in restaurant together every say. The jokes also stunk more and more, with Carrie's horrible puns reaching far below the New York sewer-line-- until it really hit the crapper with the movie's "And as Charlotte released her bowels, I RELEASED my feelings!" That stunk in MORE ways than one. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on June 14, 2010, 10:45 pm

Sega (Company) - Random Topics
The Nintendo-dissing commercials were what kept me away from Sega and turned me into a complete Nintendo fanboy. I could tell Sega was getting desperate when they claimed the Genesis had "blast processing" and the Super Nintendo didn't. They paid dearly when the truth came to light. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 14, 2010, 7:31 pm

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
Many reasons this one boned: 1.) Garfield went from fat, ugly cat (look at the 1st-3rd years of the strip) to cute. 2.) Garfield's attitude became nicer and nicer as the strip progressed. 3.) Jon went from average guy/cartoonist to complete dork and nerd. Lately they've made him more normal/average guy like again. 4.) The humor has been blunted considerably from the early days. 5.) Same old repetitive story lines (Garfield hates Mondays, Garfield loves lasagna, etc.) 6.)Characters have disappeared with no explanation (Lyman, Nermal, Arlene) I think that's enough for now. I actually think having Jon hook up with Liz was a good thing. It could lead to fresh new storylines for once. We'll see how it unfolds. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 14, 2010, 4:46 pm

Roseanne Barr - Celebrities
Never liked her show, never liked her. Rude, crass, just nothing appealing about her at all. The National Anthem in San Diego just solidifies my disgust with her and anything that she's done. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 14, 2010, 3:23 pm

Dukes of Hazzard, The - TV Shows
After having watched every episode of Dukes of Hazzard on DVD, I'm inclined to agree bringing in Coy and Vance was the BTF moment. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 14, 2010, 12:49 pm

Roseanne Barr - Celebrities
@thedude19766 - Actually, it was at a San Diego Padres game at Qualcomm Stadium (formerly Jack Murphy Stadium) that Roseanne Barr did that disgraceful performance. She proved she couldn't sing worth a damn, and her attempt at being funny was flatter than week-old roadkill (and smelled as bad). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 14, 2010, 12:41 pm

Sporcle - Websites
I'm glad someone submitted this website as a topic. To them I say, thanks! I may have never known about this site otherwise. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 14, 2010, 12:35 pm

Cramp Twins, The - TV Shows
Not to be crude, but the title makes me think "menstrual cramps". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 14, 2010, 12:12 pm

Galaxy High School - TV Shows
The short life of this cartoon is both a blessing and a curse. A curse in the sense that a good show ended so soon, and a blessing in that it was canceled before it could bone. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 14, 2010, 12:03 pm

Andy Griffith Show - TV Shows
This show is such a classic! However, I can't handle episodes with too much Aunt Bea and her whiny, weak, helpless, pitiful, "put upon" voice! She had absolutely no authority whatsoever in her tone and it's a wonder Opey even obeyed her (but then again, Pa would've beat his ass if he didn't.) -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 14, 2010, 11:27 am

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
I'm not a huge fan of either film and find both disturbing in different ways, but I would say I still prefer the Gene Wilder version. Even with all his faults, he has some redeeming qualities. I didn't find any with Johnny Depp's version. Instead, I found a Michael Jackson clone when Jackson was at his strangest. Not only that, the outside storylines were annoying and stupid and the whole new film was too "Tim Burtonized", if you know what I mean. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 14, 2010, 8:14 am

Blockbusters - TV Shows
Never boned. Great game show from the 80s that probably should have lasted longer than it did. The whole concept of "two heads is better than one" is executed well and it was always exciting to see how long a contestant could last on the show. Not only that, but it was the only show where longtime game show legend Bill Cullen won an Emmy. When the show returned in 1987 with Bill Raffety, it became a Jeopardy clone with two solo contestants answering questions and didn't last long. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 14, 2010, 8:08 am

Andy Griffith Show - TV Shows
truly lost something after the exit of Don Knotts. Although it did continue after that, the void could not be filled by the addition of Warren. The expanded storylines of the other townfolk were hit or miss. Really didn't care to much about the misadventures of Aunt Bee and her BFF. Nor for Howard Sprague. But did rather enjoy when the Darlins came to town Otis and Ernest T. Plus I believe that the Andy Griffith show produced the only child actor that didn't grow up to be a drug addicted has been. -- Submitted By: (adammundy) on June 14, 2010, 6:50 am

Galaxy High School - TV Shows
Great show that UNFORTUNATELY only lasted 12 episodes, never boned. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 14, 2010, 3:26 am

We are the World Remake Haiti - Random Topics
Much like Diddy's take on Every Breath You Take to remember the Notorious B.I.G. this was just indolent and disrespectful. If they really cared, an original or at least more surreptitious sampling song would have been used. My case in point: Crossroads by Bone Thugs N Harmony to remember Easy-E. This one more than pales in comparison to the original. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 7:26 pm

Tom and Jerry movies - Movie Series
Speaking, was it not one of the Ten Commandments? -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 7:23 pm

Fanboy and Chum Chum - TV Shows
What a pile of fail. Get this off the air. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on June 13, 2010, 7:07 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
*facepalm* Oh good God! WHY?! -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 6:25 pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
I will go against the grain and say all in all I prefer the Burton remake. It just seems more in Roald Dahl's tone, had a better visual flair but I do agree the flashbacks were unnecessary. Both performances are different takes on Willy Wonka and both show his unkind, eccentric nature. I reckon most of the disdain of the remake is on the belovedness of the original, which should not be. This is just my honest opinion. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 6:24 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
I am from the Hank Hill region of the United States, so for me the show has at times been something very very funny. I believe that Mike Judge hand picked an episode to start letting the show go crapity. That episode was season 9 episode 1. The character of peggys mom was well established as a housewife living in Arlen that did not permit the use of contractions. She appears in this episode as a contration using tough-as-nails Rancher in Montana. Peggy even says "She is not the woman I grew up with." The real clue it might be intentional is the presence of guest star Henry Winkler in this episode. Judge wanted the real Fonz there when it was time to uhmmm... Bone the Fish. -- Submitted By: (MartinCriss) on June 13, 2010, 5:35 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Well, I would prefer my comment to be checked instead of having to type in a code all-the-time. Bone The Fish is still not strayed into horrible territory, only the damned members who turn it into a political debate have. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 4:57 pm

Sporcle - Websites
Oh my God! Best website ever! This is one place visit close to everyday. So much fun, so addictive and makes you use grey matter at times. Keep it up, Sporcle. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 4:49 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Honestly, why was the internet made sometimes? Griefers, trolls, you name it. These guys take the fun out of some of the fun things to do on the internet. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 4:46 pm

Roseanne Barr - Celebrities
I remmebered when she sang the national athem in the Oakland A's game and she was awful the a's fans booing her after she was done she spat the baseball feild and grab her croch in front fans (including kids) way to raised the bar rosie! -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on June 13, 2010, 3:35 pm

Law and Order: Criminal Intent - TV Shows
The new season is AWFUL. I don't like Jeff Goldblum's character at all and the other woman (whose name I don't even know), is horrible and deadpan. It's like zombies have replaced real characters. -- Submitted By: (slothslayer) on June 13, 2010, 9:56 am

Full House - TV Shows
This show boned the fish when Bob Saget appeared on the screen. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 13, 2010, 2:21 am

ALF - TV Shows
This show would have been far superior if Alf was an animated character. Moving the puppet was time consuming and costy, and the lead characters fell in disgust by the end. Shame, because the premise worked. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 13, 2010, 2:17 am

Friends - TV Shows
Day 1. I hated this show. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 13, 2010, 2:13 am

Knight Rider (2008) - TV Shows
Instead of hiring noname hot looking actors with no personality, try to focus on CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Hollywood boned the fish long ago. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 13, 2010, 2:11 am

Star Trek: Enterprise - TV Shows
I love the opening theme...the theme is the main reason I began watching the series at all. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on June 13, 2010, 1:27 am

Perils of Penelope Pitstop, The - TV Shows
I caught this on Boomerang recently...A funny cartoon made funnier by how Penelope goes, "Hay-elp!" -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 1:14 pm

Powerpuff Girls, The - TV Shows
Yes, I felt bad for Rainbow, but I don't think it boned the moment he was attacked and imprisoned. PPG did bone, but it's hard to pinpoint the exact moment. I'm thinking after the movie, but I notice it was different after McCracken left. I'll need to see more episodes to know for sure. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 1:09 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
I think the reason there are so many allergies and illnesses is because people began to sanitize everything babies use, which in turn prevents a baby's immune system from developing. Obviously, you don't want a baby to drink from a filthy bottle, but if they're not exposed to germs at a young age, their immune system will never learn how to deal with them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 1:01 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Wasting your life spending several hours a day doing nothing but annoy people? Griefers are the epitome of losers. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 12:56 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
I checked google to see for myself. I am sad to report that the results for me matched the results for Travoltron. It makes me remember one of my Jewish friends telling me that Jews were the most persecuted people throughout history. Thanks to people who blame Jews for 9/11, it seems that history is doomed to repeat itself forever. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 12:52 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
The 9/11 "truth" proponents give legitimate skeptics a bad name, and, ultimately lend comfort to the supposed Big Brother or Illuminati (whatever) by making genuine skepticism synonymous with a crackpot movement. http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/06-09-11/ Back in the cold war era, Project Blue Book was essentially launched to address the UFO fad because there was a real concern that credible sightings of enemy aircraft could be confused with the trendy sightings of "Martian Saucers". Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! The reality about 9/11 is a horribly tragic but pretty straight forward case of mass murder by a determined terror cell. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 12, 2010, 12:00 pm

Al Gore - Celebrities
Somewhere there is a hell where people like Al, Bono and the rest are stuck in a room and have to listen to each other -- Submitted By: (twigletmania) on June 12, 2010, 4:42 am

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
Speaking of those busy Aggie researchers, I saw this on the news a couple of days ago... http://www.foodnavigator.com/Science-Nutrition/Polyphenols-could-lead-to-allergen-free-peanut-butter-Study Ask and you shall receive. Man calling himself "baldrick" wins $50 million lottery jackpot... See you in the papers! -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 11, 2010, 11:08 pm

Powerpuff Girls, The - TV Shows
Rainbow didn't hurt the show. It wasn't worse than the paste eater one. The show bite the dust in the last 2 seasons, when Craig McCracken left. Not So Awesome Blossom was the last good episode. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 11, 2010, 3:45 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Why is it that it's okay to blame 9/11 on everyone EXCEPT those that actually did it? Political correctness? Right now on Google you get 414,000 hits for "Jews did 9/11" and only 53,500 for "Muslims did 9/11". -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 11, 2010, 3:42 pm

Dallas - TV Shows
Bobby in the shower. No.1 JTS moment in television. The last seasons were godawful. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 11, 2010, 3:34 pm

Married with Children - TV Shows
The first half of season 7 was godawful, but the rest of the series were pretty well made. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 11, 2010, 3:29 pm

Knight Rider (1982) - TV Shows
I love the episodes with KARR, and Knight of the Juggernaught was pretty cool two parter which introduced the SPM mode. The last episode "Smell of the Roses" was a true tearjerker. The show never really jumped, although never been that outstanding either. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 11, 2010, 3:26 pm

Sliders - TV Shows
Season 2 Episode 1 (Into the Mystic)... after a great season of alternate histories, we got THIS? After a great cliffhanger with Quinn's shot and a new slider Ryan, we got THIS? Season 2 was just terrible, save Post Traumatic Slide Syndrome. It caught back some fire in early season 3 with Double Cross, Dead Man Sliding and The Guardian, but we all know what happened after that. -- Submitted By: (blizzzzman) on June 11, 2010, 3:23 pm

Comcast - Random Topics
I think I am one of the few who has never experienced problems with Comcast. I was with Quest for a while, convinced that a bundle with them (phone, internet, satellite) would not only save me money but would give me more channels, faster internet, and more reliable phone service. Well I can tell you that I got none of those things. I stuck it out through my contracted year and then went back to Comcast. It's been smooth sailing ever since. -- Submitted By: (Cadbury) on June 11, 2010, 10:10 am

Psycho - Movie Series
I have only seen the original Hitchcock version, so I cannot rightfully say when it boned if it ever did. However, the original could have easily been a strong standalone film in itself; on the other hand it has some legitimate basis for how a sequel could come about as the villain was still alive in the end. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 10, 2010, 4:52 pm

Guinness World Records - Random Topics
When they started having categories that were disgusting, stupid, and idiotic, the legacy was boned. I don't care to know what the world records are for longest time juggling dog turds, biggest upchuck into a fish tank, or longest time spent sitting on a toilet while constipated. Good news: They don't have those categories yet. Bad news: For how long? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 10, 2010, 12:23 pm

Nancy Pelosi - Celebrities
The way she's always smiling, she looks like The Joker. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 10, 2010, 12:12 pm

Greenpeace - Random Topics
I think they're in league with that human extinction group... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Jack Hanna's Animal Adventures - TV Shows
OMG, Friedrich!! I always thought the same thing. He's all hyped up and short of breath. It makes me get short of breath just watching him! I think he's going to hyperventilate and pass out or something. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 10, 2010, 11:51 am

Nancy Pelosi - Celebrities
That makes two of us, kingbk. People of California, do this nation a favor and VOTE HER OUT! It's especially maddening during an Obama speech - Pelosi can't go one minute without jumping up and applauding. Ugh! -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 10, 2010, 9:28 am

I Spy - TV Shows
Never boned, though the storylines got a little more far fetched towards the end of the series. Robert Culp was perfect as the tennis star playboy who moonlights as a super spy. However, what I really loved was Bill Cosby. He did a great job in a serious role as the young and handsome Alexander Scott. He was suave, witty and dapper, almost the antithesis of the sweater wearing, jello eating family man persona he would later become. In fact, you almost can't recognize him except for his voice. The show filmed in exotic locations and used intelligent writing, making it ahead of it's time. The last show to remind me of this show was Alias, but even that was filmed exclusively in L.A. An excellent show that launched Cosby's career beyond stand-up and made the buddy spy genre popular. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 9, 2010, 5:21 pm

Nancy Pelosi - Celebrities
Day one. This is a prime example of what happens to privileged trust fund children when they are given power. That's all that Pelosi is. Her mission to ram socialism down our throats with her buddies Harry Reid and Barney Frank is disturbing, but the fact that she is next in line to run the country if something were to happen to Obama and Biden is downright scary. I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 9, 2010, 5:12 pm

Magic Johnson - Celebrities
As a basketball player he is legendary, but I can't stand him as a commentator. Actually I more can't stand how Stuart "I'm still using the same lingo I did in the 90s" Scott kisses his butt all the time. "Five time hall of famer great Laker one of the best ever Earvin Magic Johnson" EVERYTIME Stuart has to introduce him. We get it Stuart, Magic is one of the best, we don't need a five minute butt kissing session everytime. Magic is slow and just a Lakers homer with his commentating. He is the perfect example of what Howard Cosell meant by how athletes shouldn't be given broadcasting jobs just because they are athletes. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 9, 2010, 4:33 pm

Caillou - TV Shows
The problem with this show is Caillou's obnoxious voice and he's such a little punk. -- Submitted By: (BostonCeltz) on June 9, 2010, 3:48 pm

Parks and Recreation - TV Shows
Last season was way better than The Office. Just wait until the Emmys and you'll see. The Office mailed it in this season, while Parks and Recreation was the best comedy on TV in its second season. -- Submitted By: (BostonCeltz) on June 9, 2010, 3:27 pm

Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (Disney movie) - Movie Series
The darkest and one of the best and most underrated Disney films ever made. Frollo is the greatest of all Disney villains. -- Submitted By: (BostonCeltz) on June 9, 2010, 3:19 pm

Mulan - Movie Series
Good movie, but I agree that Mushu was annoying. -- Submitted By: (BostonCeltz) on June 9, 2010, 2:47 pm

Paul McCartney - Celebrities
I liked Paul up until he made his trip to the White House a few weeks ago. That was his boning of the fish moment. I can't stand celebrities who grandstand their political beliefs, but I loathe celebrities who aren't even from the same country who do that. There was no need for McCartney to rip former President George W. Bush, especially while at the White House. Also in typical liberal fashion he praised Obama without giving any reason for it whatsoever. I don't care who you are or what Presidents you like or don't like, you don't do that at the White House. It's like spitting on the floor of a guest who has invited you over for dinner. I will always enjoy the music of the Beatles, but McCartney's liberal elist views have gone far beyond his nutty animal rights stances and make him look like a fool. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 9, 2010, 2:47 pm

Pushing Daisies - TV Shows
This show is great, too bad it was cut short. There was a definite feel of Tim Burton and Roald Dahl about it, I instantly feel for it. It had a lot of potential to be something huge, ruddy Writers Strike. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 8, 2010, 5:42 am

Debra Messing - Celebrities
One actress who often spells "kiss of death" to a movie or TV series the instant she appears. If she is top billing (or billing on the poster) I do my best to avoid her. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 7, 2010, 11:14 pm

Brady Bunch Hour, The - TV Shows
Johnny, you can see all episodes of The Brady Bunch hour on youtube. Better hurry, because who knows when youtube will remove them? -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on June 6, 2010, 6:41 pm

Whose Line Is It Anyway? - TV Shows
Both are great, and perfect for their respective auidences. In terms of boning, never has happened. I could watch the shows all day long, British or American versions, and love every single minute of it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 5, 2010, 10:12 pm

David Spade - Celebrities
I will give Spade that. I agree. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 5, 2010, 10:10 pm

American Pickers - TV Shows
These guys are faux pickers. Real pickers never pay the asking price right off the bat. And if the tall guy says "really pop" one more time..... -- Submitted By: (RonHofer) on June 5, 2010, 6:02 pm

David Spade - Celebrities
Whatever you think of him, at least he is not one of the comedians who thinks their opinion (especially his political persuasion) is the basis of humour. That is rare today. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 5, 2010, 4:50 pm

Lucy Show, The - TV Shows
No Ricky, no Fred, not funny! End of story!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on June 5, 2010, 12:21 pm

Webster - TV Shows
Nothing but a Diff'rent Strokes ripoff!!! Should have been titled "Diff'rent Kid." -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on June 5, 2010, 12:14 pm

House of Pain - Music Groups
Loved these guys- but what the "F" happened after their great second album? The follow up was one of the worst albums Ive ever heard? Did anyone else like and or remember these guys before their abrupt BTF momemt? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 5, 2010, 8:18 am

Turner Classic Movies - Random Topics
@Robert. Agreed, there is a subtlety (yes, I understand the censorship laws play a part) that is lost on nowadays audience with those old films. Not to mention actual charisma and not just plain looks (even Marylin Monroe could be respected). -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 5, 2010, 4:43 am

Paul McCartney - Celebrities
I hate saying that Paul has boned the fish, especially when I was the last one to comment that he hadn't boned the fish, but I'm afraid Paul went to the Whitehouse and fish was on the menu. I don't care that Paul is liberal. I expected him to be anyway. It's the fact that he has to go and say something stupid like insult a US President. If you insult a US President you've insulted the US. What Sir Paul did was put himself in a class of other celebrities that run around spouting off their opinions, thinking they are cute or funny. What a class to be in. Natalie Maims, Barbara Streisand, etc... but now Paul? I'll always love his music but I've lost some respect for the man. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on June 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

Whose Line Is It Anyway? - TV Shows
I prefer Drew to Clive, Drew is more interesting and actually shows interest in the show. Great show, never boned good for a brief laugh. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 4, 2010, 7:19 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
So, our argument boils down to: "Gee, I REALLY would prefer not to have black people on the show I watch about a black family. Can't they have at least the good grace to, you know, not MENTION that they're black?" Some TV families and characters like to immerse themselves in their heritage - yet I don't hear complaints when, say, Tony Soprano obsesses over the finer details of Italian cuisine or an entire episode of Seinfeld is centered around going to a bris. When black families engage in culture-specific storylines (or even background wall art, apparently), though, it's an assault on the WASP privilege not to have to hear about, you know, *black stuff.* Perhaps "Winnie" and "Nelson" was overdoing it a tad (though, really, the pride in the apartheid struggle, particularly at that time, cannot be overstated) but the freaking *Apollo Theater* being too niche and alienating? *Really?* -- Submitted By: (Synonymous) on June 4, 2010, 7:07 pm

Brady Bunch Hour, The - TV Shows
Never seen it, but can I safely assume the depiction on That 70s Show is the only way I should? -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 4, 2010, 5:25 pm

Bagpipes - Random Topics
May I say, bagpipes have a great sound. Played well of course. I defend the fish here. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 4, 2010, 5:17 pm

Munsters Today, The - TV Shows
This thing was a travesty. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on June 4, 2010, 4:00 pm

Tropicana - Random Topics
The Juicy Rewards program is fun, but the choices are somewhat limited, in my area, at least. I usually just spend points on the Rainforest promotion. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm

Hello Kitty - Random Topics
When I learned about the vibrators, I could never look at Hello Kitty the same way ever again. It's a literal boning moment for Hello Kitty like you wouldn't believe. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:37 pm

Target - Random Topics
Whenever I go to a store, I treat the employees with respect. If they're nice to you, be nice back to them. If they're nasty or mean, they may be having a bad day. Or they may be unhappy at their job. Make it better for them, as a little act of kindness goes a long way. When it comes to Target, all the employees I met are nice. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:35 pm

YouTube Poops - Random Topics
I've only seen a few that were actually funny. The rest? Well, let's just say it's too merciful a euphemism for them to be called "poops". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:31 pm

Krystal Restaurant - Random Topics
I don't like their burgers, but I do like their pups. That's their term for the small hot dogs they sell. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:25 pm

Turner Classic Movies - Random Topics
My grandfather watches this station frequently. Most of the movies they show are awesome classics. When you compare them to a lot of the crap movies of today, even someone who wasn't born until long after the movie was released can't help saying "They don't make 'em like they used to". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:23 pm

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
I've been here before. The Swedish meatballs they serve at the cafeteria aren't so bad. If you don't like housewares, bed, bath, or kitchenware, IKEA may not be the place for you. Another word of caution: If you don't like large stores, IKEA dwarfs home depot at least four times over. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:14 pm

Kool-Aid - Random Topics
Jonestown suicide sheep or not, it doesn't stop Kool-aid from being a tasty sugary alternative to soda. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:05 pm

Sesame Street - TV Shows
Old Sesame Street comments! http://web.archive.org/web/20071010051720/http://www.jumptheshark.com/topic/sesame-street-general-comments/1767 -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:01 pm

Flintstone Kids, The - TV Shows
Flintstones Kids, huh? I'd rather watch the classic Flintstones, thank you very much. Before Ozmodiar-I mean, Gazoo!-joined in. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 12:27 pm

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