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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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George W. Bush - Celebrities
GWB was the worst president we ever had! and this is comming from a republican here before 9/11 WE WERE WARNED but bush ingore the threats then 9/11 happend. -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on August 5, 2010, 12:00 pm

Ronald Reagan - Celebrities
he was the best and very best republican president ever -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on August 5, 2010, 11:54 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
he ruins good music and now he is going to have his own 3D movie! god he always BTF -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on August 5, 2010, 11:50 am

Judge Judy - TV Shows
I call her Judge Bitch she not a very good judge I remember in 1998 (12 years ago) the case is early vs.tritt (forgot the defendest's last name) she don't listen to all sides or favors the plantiff JUDGE JUDY is BTF -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on August 5, 2010, 11:46 am

VHS - Random Topics
There is nothing wrong with VHS, it's true that tracking can be a problem and tape heads have to be cleaned, but I think it served well as a visual medium for 20 good years before DVDs showed up. And to the one who submitted that the more superior Betamax format was replaced, the problem with Beta was that it did not have a long enough recording time for movies, only one hour compared to two hours on VHS. Introducing an SLP mode to double recording time didn't work in their favor because the same setting on VHS made their recording time even longer, and because of this convenience Beta was unable to compete. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on August 5, 2010, 10:57 am

Angry Video Game Nerd, The - Websites
Hasn't boned yet, but it may happen soon. He's done reviews of some of the most notorious in terms of poorly-designed games (Superman 64 and Action 52 to name a couple) and they were pretty good. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 5, 2010, 10:40 am

Zero Tolerance Policies - Random Topics
Sucked from the start. Zero-tolerance policies cause more problems than solve them when it does not figure in things like previous track record, and/or extenuating circumstances. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 5, 2010, 10:31 am

VHS - Random Topics
When DVD first came out, I didn't drop VHS like a hot potato. It took me a couple of years before deciding to give it a try. Even then, I'm not about to ditch my old VHS tapes - there are some things I've recorded that I doubt will ever get onto DVD (case in point being the 1984 National League playoffs between the San Diego Padres and Chicago Cubs). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 5, 2010, 10:25 am

Morton Downey, Jr. - Celebrities
I can't say I agreed with everything he said but I will always admire the fact that he ADMITTED cigarettes were what doomed him and strongly urged young folks not to start(as did Yul Brynner) when he could have kept the denial to the end- oblivious to others' following the coffin nail worshipping example. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 5, 2010, 9:49 am

Adventures of Superman - TV Shows
True, jimdcarter- unless one is Elvis or Michael Jackson! However; it must be stated that George Reeves still questionable sudden gunshot death happened several years after the syndicated series ended. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 5, 2010, 9:36 am

Ropers, The - TV Shows
Mythigator, Way back in the late 1950's, during the last days of "I Love Lucy", the Arnazes and CBS wanted to spin off the Mertzes into their OWN series but Vivian Vance REFUSED even for extra monies because she didn't want to chance bedroom scenes with Bill Frawley (and did her best to avoid getting too close to him in the original series- the two somewhat detested each other). Anyway, consider this series a 70's version of how THAT show might have gone had Vance been willing to tolerate bedroom scenes with Frawley. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 5, 2010, 9:33 am

2 Stupid Dogs - TV Shows
Here's another cartoon that deserves to have a DVD boxed set. My favorite moment - "I want the toilet seat!" -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 5, 2010, 6:59 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Why is BTF's assessment of The Simpsons different from the Scottish Site? Simple ... The Scottish Site's heyday had some overlap with the time when The Simpsons was still consistently pretty good, which is probably when the show got most of the "Never" votes. IIRC, there was some griping about that in the comments on The Simpsons during the later years of the Scottish Site -- people wanted the displayed votes to reflect that in recent years, the majority of the voters felt that the show had gone down the tubes. BTF doesn't have the same pattern of votes on The Simpsons because it's looking at the show from roughly ten years later, when there are a lot fewer people who feel that the show has never boned. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 5, 2010, 6:53 am

Hooters (restaurant) - Random Topics
The sexiness comes from something being in a setting where you wouldn't expect it -- in this case, sexy women in tight clothing serving food in a restaurant. For another example, you wouldn't even blink to see a woman wearing a bikini on the beach, but if a bikini-clad woman turned up in an office setting, EVERY eye would be on her because of the "unexpected" factor. That's the best explanation I can think of for the Hooters appeal -- from everything I've heard, it's certainly not the food. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 5, 2010, 6:41 am

Ropers, The - TV Shows
It's not a good sign when the coolest thing about the show is the theme music! The Ropers were great characters on Three's Company, but (as others have said), they just didn't have the stuff to carry their own show. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 5, 2010, 6:35 am

Curly Howard - Celebrities
"She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's only a crumb up here." -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 5, 2010, 5:45 am

Disney Channel - Random Topics
It is sad to think that the people at Disney Channel probably have no idea who Ub Iwerks is. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 4, 2010, 7:40 pm

Hooters (restaurant) - Random Topics
What is so sexy about a singlet and shorts...hundreds of runners wear that in Central Park Every day, although we wear running shoes instead of high heels. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 4, 2010, 7:30 pm

VHS - Random Topics
So what that VHS was made obsolete by DVD (which itself is now going obsolete to Blu-Ray)? I still use VHS, as do many of the people in my family. I didn't record all those tapes over several years just to go, "Oh, DVD is here, time to get rid of them!" Forget that. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm

Ropers, The - TV Shows
They just weren't funny enough to carry their own show. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 4, 2010, 7:09 pm

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
Inferior to the show it spun off from (All in the Family) and inferior to a fellow spin off (The Jeffersons). Double fail! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2010, 7:07 pm

Boomerang (TV Channel) - Random Topics
I started watching Boomerang only recently, so I didn't know it used to air Looney Tunes. But that's still a shame. Maybe the contract or rights with Warner Bros. expired or something. At least they still air Tom & Jerry and many Hanna Barbera classics. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2010, 7:04 pm

Macarena, The - Random Topics
Although I do like the "Macadamia Nut" dance by the Animaniacs! Narf! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 4, 2010, 7:03 pm

People's Court, The - TV Shows
People's Court was worth watching when Wapner was the judge. 'Nuff said. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 4, 2010, 12:43 pm

OJ Simpson - Celebrities
Regarding his recent conviction, the only thing I'll say is don't drop the soap, OJ! -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 4, 2010, 12:25 pm

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
Talk about beating a dead horse...this show was D.O.A. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 4, 2010, 11:22 am

Adventures of Superman - TV Shows
Death is almost always a bad career move! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on August 3, 2010, 9:33 pm

Boomerang (TV Channel) - Random Topics
True. However, even Boomerang isn't without its flaws. The biggest example is (as of now, at least) the fact that they aren't airing the original Looney Tunes anymore. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on August 3, 2010, 9:25 pm

Verizon - Random Topics
The big bone for Verizon was FIOS. Fiber to the home is cutting edge technology but it was not cost effective to deploy especially only retrofitting single occupancy developments. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 3, 2010, 9:09 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
I don't think that Family Guy boned for making fun of Sarah Palin or down syndrome (a lot of other shows have done it too, including South Park), I think it boned mainly for the fact that, like other people said, there isn't really too much of a plot a lot of times, and mainly just one pop culture joke after another (almost like a movie made by Friedberg and Seltzer). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on August 3, 2010, 8:20 pm

Futurama - TV Shows
I can't really say that this show boned, although I still like the older Fox episodes more than the DVD movies and Comedy Central episodes. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on August 3, 2010, 8:08 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
I've noticed how back when "that site that must not be named" was still active, the most voted option (at least from what I remember) was "Never jumped/boned", and here there are six options that have more votes. Anyway, for me, I say it boned around the time when Maude Flanders died. Although it was starting to go downhill a little before that, I use that as the pin point of it going downhill. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on August 3, 2010, 7:59 pm

Night Court - TV Shows
I really have to disagree. Most sitcoms in the '80s were horrible, saccharine Family Ties-ripoffs about families dealing with moral issues ("very special" episodes). Growing Pains, Charles in Charge, Who's the Boss, Mr. Belvedere, etc, etc. This one was a fresh change of pace and concentrated more on being outrageous and funny. There was no one like Dan Fielding on TV at that time. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on August 3, 2010, 1:31 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Day one, just like any other reality show not named "Cops" or "America's Most Wanted". -- Submitted By: (TheTruth) on August 3, 2010, 1:10 pm

Huckleberry Hound - TV Shows
It won an emmy for daytime children's television. Honest Folks! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 3, 2010, 12:46 pm

Ruff & Reddy Show, The - TV Shows
Any show featuring Daws Butler can't be bad! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 3, 2010, 12:45 pm

Wipeout - TV Shows
This show is funny for maybe ten minutes, and just repetitive thereafter. Day One BTF!! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 3, 2010, 7:07 am

Big Mouth Billy Bass - Random Topics
I always found the talking bass creepy. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 3, 2010, 4:43 am

Hollywood Squares - TV Shows
"You're the Most popular fruit in America. What does that make you?" "Humble" -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 8:38 pm

Three Stooges, The - Celebrities
Moe, Larry, and Curly...the Best! Moe, Larry and Shemp...pretty good. Moe, Larry and Joe Besser...oooh, I'll hit you! Moe, Larry and Joe DeRita...sorry, sad and old. Moe, Emil and Joe DeRita...we will never know. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 8:21 pm

Manhattan Transfer, The - Music Groups
Does anyone remember when Carol Burnett and company immitated them? -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 8:15 pm

Scooby Doo - TV Shows
Why didn't Scrappy have a "dog accent too? -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 8:11 pm

Munsters Today, The - TV Shows
John Shuck was not good as Herman. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 8:00 pm

Night Court - TV Shows
Hated Harry Anderson. Not even John Larroquette could save this mess! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 7:57 pm

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
Rich Fields has been fired by the show to bring in an improv comic as an announcer to move the show into more of a variety show format. That makes me a bit nervous, especially when there are rumors of more celebrity guests and house bands potentially joining the show in 2010. If this happens, say goodbye to TPIR and hello to "The Drew Carey Comedy Hour." -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on August 2, 2010, 4:30 pm

Tortellis, The - TV Shows
What was the point of spinning off the LEAST likable members of the Tortelli Family? I'd have preferred Carla with her own show but, Rhea Perlman''s post"Cheers" effor "Pearl" proved DOA itself! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 2, 2010, 11:46 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Would anyone have imagined that this show has actually lasted longer than "Gunsmoke"?! Only thing more surprising is that it's now even less relevant and entertaining than "Gunsmoke" was when IT finally gasped its last! Are there that many folks with broken remotes who can't find the Off Switches or wall sockets to unplug their sets watching because they'd be the ONLY ones I can think of who still bother with this show! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 2, 2010, 11:35 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
Prince J, Have you ever had Necco Chocolate Wafers? Think St. Joseph's Chewable Aspirin in texture with a chocolately taste so vague(and oddly causing puckering) , that Tootsie Rolls taste almost the equivilant of Lindt Chocolate. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 2, 2010, 11:28 am

House of the Dead - Movie Series
The only time I've seen a video game to movie idea REALLY work was when the movie was animated (like Street Fighter). Compare that to live action movies based on video games such as House of the Dead, Super Mario Bros., and the live action Street Fighter (starring an E. Honda who comes from Hawaii instead of Japan). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 11:05 am

Wipeout - TV Shows
The fillet knife is looming. The contestants costumes and over the top mugging for the camera is getting rather tiresome. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 2, 2010, 11:03 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
They don't taste like artificial chocolate. They taste like artificial artificial chocolate. Yuck. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 11:00 am

Boomerang (TV Channel) - Random Topics
Boomerang is what Cartoon Network SHOULD have been. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 10:59 am

Panic! at the Disco - Music Groups
"Welcome to the Sound of Pretty Odd" is awesome! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 5:39 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
The most "unchocolate" chocolate I ever tasted. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 7:20 pm

King Leonardo And His Short Subjects - TV Shows
"Why that's the most unheard of thing I've ever heard of." -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 7:10 pm

Michael Bloomberg - Celebrities
Let's see: he couldn't get the Olympics, he could't get the Jets to move back, and couldn't get a new stadium built for football. His big accomplishments will be to shut down traffic on 34th street so that he can stoll along the street, and never mind what that does to business. He only represents himself and he bought himself the hobby of being mayor so that he could try to force his opinion on the City of New York. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 7:04 pm

Dustin Diamond - Celebrities
I'll never forgive him for beating up Arnold Horshack! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:46 pm

V (1984) - TV Shows
Jane Badler!!!! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:43 pm

That's So Raven - TV Shows
What a stupid title for a show. It essentially says, boy Raven you sure act like yourself. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:42 pm

Macy's - Random Topics
The store at 34th Street is amazing, but the Macy's in my local mall is another store..a small selection of overpriced merchendise. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:40 pm

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - TV Shows
The show should b called "Are you more knowledgable than a 5th grader" as it does not test intelligence, it tests knowledge. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:35 pm

Benny Hill Show, The - TV Shows
"If somebody asks you how much you paid for Skimpy Dog Food, tell them to pee off (2p off)!" -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:53 pm

Perils of Penelope Pitstop, The - TV Shows
The great Paul Lynde as Sylvester Sneakly/Hooded Claw. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:51 pm

Beany and Cecil - TV Shows
Some of the worst puns on television: Tear-a-long the dotted lion, Little Homer and the 20,000 little leaguers under the sea, the three headed threep, a three headed monster whose heads bore a resemblance to Moe, Larry and Curly, and Snorky the dinosaur. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:49 pm

Alfred Hitchcock Presents - TV Shows
So many excellent episodes, such as "Lambs to the Slaughter" about the woman who kills her cheating husband by hitting him on the head with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooking it and serving it to the police officers who come to investigate the murder. The glass eye is another episode I remember. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:46 pm

Saturday Supercade - TV Shows
The Supercade cartoons based on video games were weird. But on the plus side, they could never be nearly as bad as Captain N: The Game Master. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2010, 2:34 pm

It's Punky Brewster - TV Shows
Glomer always came off as an Orbitty clone to me. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
I didn't realize that, PYLRulz! I wonder if today's episode will reflect that. When she spoke to Hugh, all she did was bash her family, bash her family, bash her family, and hyperventilate that her family would embarrass her in front of Hugh. Then, when it's Hugh's turn to say something nasty about her family..."How dare you say mean things about my family, the wedding's off!" She doesn't realize she did him a favor in the long run by leaving him at the altar. And to Chubby Rain...it's a zombie, all right. Alas, it seems that this zombie will be forced to walk even when it's reduced to nothing but a pile of dust. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2010, 1:09 pm

Led Zeppelin - Music Groups
I think that all of the votes saying that LZ "sucked from the start" was from somebody who was vote-stuffing. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on August 1, 2010, 12:24 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Simpsons really reminds me of a TV Zombie, lurching along mindlessly at this point. It really is sad to see it come to this point staying well past the point of making any sense at all. Simpsons, please end- thanks, your old fans. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 1, 2010, 9:36 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
For any of the fans of the Simpsons before it went to junk... Today would be Lisa's wedding... if anyone remembers the episode... http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6g2qcu27I1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on August 1, 2010, 6:25 am

Papa Murphy's - Random Topics
Herb Chicken Mediterranean delite...Best Pizza Ever! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 31, 2010, 11:01 pm

Blockbuster Video - Random Topics
Even without NetFlix, where I live there are universities and if you are a student there you can borrow DVDs/videos for free. Not to mention, some more obscure stuff is available there that you would often have to scan meticulously to find in regular video stores. It rocks in a word. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on July 31, 2010, 6:32 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
True that, DolFan - there are those who get intoxicated by such power at their fingertips that they think they can get away with anything. And when such excesses are not kept in check, it's a recipe for making that particular board into a virtual ghost town. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 31, 2010, 11:48 am

Blockbuster Video - Random Topics
Brick-and-mortar video rental stores are a thing of the past what with Netflix and other similar video rental services. In another few years, I daresay Blockbuster will be but a faint memory. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 31, 2010, 11:33 am

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
There are good mods, but on many sites or forums, they're overshadowed by the actions of unreasonable mods who misuse their powers to get their way (controlling a board, making sure nothing negative is said about a certain subject, Wikipedia, etc.). Years ago, there was one board where me and fellow fans of a certain subject started a comment thread. We made sure to stay on topic. One of the mods, who clearly did not like the subject, decided they could claim it was off-topic and soon removed it. We appealed that we felt the thread was not off topic, and the reply was "I think it was". They didn't want to hear it anymore and upheld the removal of the thread. We didn't want to risk being banned or whatnot, so we decided not to restart the thread. We had the last laugh, though. We started a new topic which was VERY on-topic...and included criticisms against the mod's unreasonable attitude. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 31, 2010, 10:47 am

Far Side, The - Random Topics
Still rocks. Like Bill Watterson, Gary Larson was savvy enough to go out while he was still on top. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 31, 2010, 2:05 am

Transformers - Movie Series
Well, a lingerie model can't do any WORSE than Megan Fox's performance in the second movie, doing basically nothing except getting in the way and jiggling all over the landscape. I think RHW deserves a try, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 31, 2010, 1:55 am

Transformers - Movie Series
This Rosie Huntington-Whitely person surely can't be any WORSE at acting than Megan Fox, and she almost *has* to be less of a diva. So as far as I'm concerned it's a net gain. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 30, 2010, 6:29 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
It honestly depends on the particular mod. I've seen some that were the worst. They'd let their personal circle of friends bully anyone else who wasn't with no consequences whatsoever while anyone not in the Inner Circle would get banned for literally no reason. Then there's mods who literally refuse to do anything about people ruining a board, because they're just too scared to "abuse" their power. A good mod is hard to find. But they're out there, you just have to spend a lot of time looking. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 30, 2010, 6:27 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
The movie actually wasn't that bad, but yes, it still is sad to see this show go down as it has. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:59 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
A message board that I go on, the mods there are nothing more than forum nazis. Post something they don't like (and it could be anything), and they will ban you without a second thought. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:58 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
I agree. I played my Civilization IV game online once, and it was nothing but players just flouting the rules. The only online game I play is Football (Soccer) Manager Live, and its actually well run, so if there is a griefer, its taken care of quickly -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:57 pm

Murder, She Wrote - TV Shows
Haha I just don't get expecting a TV show to actually be realistic. It's TV! None of them are realistic. "The Wire" is far and away the closest thing there's ever been to a realistic crime drama on American TV and even that is clearly fiction. Just sit back and enjoy the fiction. Of course it's not realistic. If you want real crime stories, read the papers. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on July 30, 2010, 3:55 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Griefers are the main reason why I'm not into online multiplayer games. The last thing I need if I was going for multiplayer achievements is some ill-mannered kid screaming insults and being a no-class douche. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:29 am

Jurassic Park - Movie Series
Third movie was certainly the boning moment. I mean, the T-rex losing to the Spinosaurus just wasn't right, the search for the missing kid was contrived at best - I doubt Crichton would have approved of that kind of story line if he had any say in the matter (I doubt he did). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:25 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Her behavior in Lisa the Vegetarian was the beginning of Lisa the Annoying Left-Leaning Mouthpiece - in a nutshell, her boning moment. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:21 am

Ronald Reagan - Celebrities
By and far the best President I've lived through. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:19 am

Barry Bonds - Celebrities
Aaron hit 755 homers in his career and didn't rely on 'roids or other "performance enhancers". Sorry, Barroid, but your claim to being home run king is null and void until you tell the truth instead of thinking we won't notice. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:16 am

Katie Holmes - Celebrities
I said it before, I'll say it again - joining $cientology is an instant-bone because nobody will take you seriously after making a foolish move like that. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:13 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Simpsons boned a long time ago, and yet Fox keeps renewing it year after year. I remember when it was something to talk about with classmates at school, but it became unwatchable by the time I got my university degree. I didn't bother with the Simpsons Movie because I saw the trailer that included the Spider-Pig bit - that particular bit made me facepalm and mutter "Is THAT the best they can do now?" Seriously, Homer is a total idiot, Lisa is a preachy know-it-all, Bart's shenanigans are overlooked (I loved it when he prank-called Moe's Tavern), and Marge didn't seem to change much. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:09 am

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
I have mixed opinions of moderators on Internet forums. I have nothing against them as long as they enforce the rules. But when they do nothing about those openly breaking the rules (e.g. trolling, flaming), then I don't have favorable opinions of them. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 6:44 am

Mel Gibson - Celebrities
Well, Mel is said to be a Conservative, so there's a slight chance some people might stop working with him. But as long as his films keep making money, don't count on it. As long as you've got they kind of money he does, you can say and do pretty much anything you want to. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 29, 2010, 10:03 am

Transformers - Movie Series
At least Megan Fox was an actress. Michael Bay has replaced her with a Victoria's Secret model named Rosie Huntington-Whiteley that has never acted before except for a commercial that Bay directed. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 29, 2010, 9:57 am

Monty Python film series - Movie Series
Monty Python & the Holy Grail was what got me into Monty Python in the first place - my high-school French teacher always showed that movie on the last day of school. Man, the look on Graham Chapman's face as he delivers the line "What are you going to do, bleed on me" just kills me. Holy Grail's easily my favorite MP movie - Life of Brian and Meaning of Life aren't bad, either. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 29, 2010, 7:30 am

Microwave ovens - Random Topics
The microwave oven hasn't boned for me either. There are a lot of things that I cook with a microwave oven that don't take as long as cooking it on a stove. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 29, 2010, 7:20 am

Mel Gibson - Celebrities
And of course absolutely nothing's going to happen to him, because when a Hollywood liberal makes racist comments it's perfectly fine, even if he's white. Can you imagine how much any of OUR lives would've been ruined if WE had said those things? Oh yeah, his extortion story is *totally* believable--NOT!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:11 pm

Homework - Random Topics
I remember having to do term papers and book reports when I was in elementary school, but that was only because I was in gifted class. Regular elementary school kids back then didn't have that kind of workload. Now they do. And yet the state of education gets worse the more homework is assigned and the longer they make the school year. What I loved were the teachers (and professors) who clearly thought you didn't have anything to do for the rest of the day and thus had all the free time in the world to do THEIR personal mountain of assigned homework. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:09 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
For being the loser of the group George sure got a lot of tail though, about as much as Jerry who was "boning" a different chick every week! Kramer was always presented as the "swinger" of the group, but in retrospect he had the LEAST amount of sex. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:05 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
BigAl, seeing (or more accurately, hearing) her on Singled Out is when she BTF for me. Before then, she was this ultrahot Playboy chick. But when I saw her screeching and spazzing out like she had ADD all the magic was gone. And ALL of her acting roles are like that. No wonder she got so desperate for attention she posed for Playboy AGAIN. In real life, I don't see how anybody would be able to put up with her for 5 minutes. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:01 pm

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