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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Mister Rogers' Neighborhood - TV Shows
One of my favorite shows to watch whilst growing up. Were any of the episodes released on dvd? -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 15, 2010, 6:26 pm

Pokemon - TV Shows
This is going to be long but I got to get it out. Here's how it SHOULD have been. Even though Ash lost at the Kanto League, he should have won the Orange Island League. Brock should not have left and Terry should've been Oak's assistant from the beginning. After winning in the Orange Isles Ash should've gone straight back to Kanto, train harder than ever, defeat Giovanni, then eventually win the League. Afterwards he would defeat the Elite Four and then Gary and after all of that Ash would go to Mt. Silver to train more, Misty and Brock would return to their gyms. The next season would focus on Gold and Crystal and their rival would be Silver. Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) would have by this time as they mentioned yet did not do at the end of the 2nd movie was quit Team Rocket and become trainers themselves. They could follow Crystal and Gold and actually train with them instead of trying to steal pokemon. After going through Johto one of them should win the Johto league (problebly Crystal). After that they go to Kanto and have adventures there and learn about Ash and his exploits. Eventually Jessie and James would leave and get married, Meowth would stay with the trainers for more adventures. Eventually they each defeat Gary and because of Gary's attitude and personality Meowth would stay behind with him. (form another pokemon show to follow Gary and Meowth's exploits to surpass Ash, eventually teaming up with Silver) Kanto Tournament comes up and one of them should win (this time Gold). Afterwards they find out where Ash is and together they go to Mt. Silver. Next season Hoenn and then Sinnoh. Similiar stories. Eventually the the champions of each series/season (Ash, Crystal, Gold, the Hoenn champs, the Sinnoh champs and Gary & Silver) would meet on Mt. Silver and battle it out in a free for all to see who is the best (this would of course take place in a movie). Afterwards (up in the air whoever becomes the champ) they go their seperate ways. Ash marries Misty, Gary and Silver both become professors, others do whatever they want, series for now ends until Ash and Misty's child turns 10. And that is how it SHOULD have gone. Sorry if this was long, but as I said I had to get this out of my system. Granted the story would've been much longer yet the series would for the most part be much more enjoyable than what it is now. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 15, 2010, 6:19 pm

Jean Shepherd - Celebrities
Jean Shepherd was a very gifted author. One time I managed to find the book of short stories that the film 'A Christmas Story' was derived from 'In God We Trust. All Others Pay Cash.' (or something like that). Funny, funny stuff. Supposedly, the Ralphie character was based on Mr. Shepherd himself and the stories were essentially autobiographical (with some artistic liberties taken here and there). You should definitely read up on Mr. Shepherd's 'I, Libertine' prank he pulled back in his radio days. Hilarious story. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Libertine -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm

Austin, Texas - Random Topics
One of the few places in Texas I can tolerate. Nice city, fun nightlife, good weather, great educational system, lots of big companies close by, nice geography. Yeah, the high number of hippie burnouts and deadbeats is annoying, but not to the point of never returning. I'd definitely consider Austin a place to move to in the future. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on October 15, 2010, 5:02 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
A tad off topic here, but look at what it says in the topic information: "Find Osama bin Laden on eBay." LOL! Back ON topic, Osama bin Laden is the scum of this earth and deserves to die. Period. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 15, 2010, 3:54 pm

Austin, Texas - Random Topics
UT-Austin, home to one of the best athletic programs in the country along with a excellent academic system, is here. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 15, 2010, 3:11 pm

NORAD Tracks Santa - Websites
This is a fun tradition on Christmas Eve. It's been years since I found out the truth about Santa, but I still go to this site every year for the nostalgia. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 15, 2010, 3:08 pm

High School - Random Topics
And that, BigAl, is exactly why my stomach turns over whenever I see these people walking around. It's like they're being rewarded for doing nothing, which really grinds my gears. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 15, 2010, 2:58 pm

Jean Shepherd - Celebrities
He was the voice of adult Ralphie in "A Christmas Story", the greatest Christmas move of all-time. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 15, 2010, 2:49 pm

Bob Clark - Celebrities
He directed the greatest Christmas movie of all time. NEVER. FREAKING. BONED. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 15, 2010, 2:48 pm

2000s - Random Topics
Stephanie, I agree completely with your comment. I think a big reason why there are so many young adults that are delaying marriage, staying with their parents longer, and unemployed is because of laziness. It's not because they are "finding themselves" or whatever. Let's call a spade a spade. They are lazy, feel entitled, and will live rent free, job free, with the laundry done and their meals made as long as they are able to. It's sick and liberal media like NY Times make it sound like something good because they are "not settling, but reaching out for something special." Give me a break! If you did that 20 years ago, you'd be a laughing stock and would have little respect from people. Our society has gotten so soft and passive-aggressive that now it's okay to be lazy because you're "finding yourself." I call BS on it. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on October 15, 2010, 2:30 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Even though Hole in the Wall is actually a pretty entertaining show (not to mention it would be better than basically all of the shows CN has made since the logo change), it just doesn't belong on Cartoon Network. That's why we have GSN, to broadcast game shows. In the meantime, the smoldering pile of crap that is Cartoon Network needs to start producing creative, interesting shows of ITS OWN in order to start climbing out of the massive hole they've dug themselves into ever since they got rid of everything they had that was worth watching. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 15, 2010, 2:08 pm

Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) - Random Topics
I thought it was Oxygen that was the archtypical male-bashing network? Not that I'm arguing with anything anyone's said about Lifetime movies. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on October 15, 2010, 12:47 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Ever since the relaunch back in May, I've hated Cartoon Network's new look and logo with a passion. I can barely watch it now. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on October 15, 2010, 10:32 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Skip this and get Boomerang if you can. However, since it's a sister channel to CN, it has advertisements for CN's lineup. Guess what I saw? Commercials for Hole in the Wall, a game show. Yes, you read right: a GAME SHOW! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 15, 2010, 10:21 am

Hilary Swank - Celebrities
Hilary Skank!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on October 14, 2010, 10:50 pm

Jamie Lynn Spears - Celebrities
Who?! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on October 14, 2010, 10:21 pm

Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) - Random Topics
Three words: Se. Xi. Sm. Want three more words? Mis. And. Ry. Enough said. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 8:32 pm

American Airlines - Random Topics
American sucks. It's all about Southwest. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 8:20 pm

Bob Stoops - Celebrities
For all the hype he and his team have been getting, it turns out that "Big Game Bob" has a 5-6 bowl record. How about those apples? HOOK 'EM -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 8:17 pm

In Search of... - TV Shows
I loved this documentary series. Very informative and Leonard Nemoy does a great job as narrator. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 14, 2010, 8:09 pm

Freakazoid! - TV Shows
This is and remains one of the best cartoons I've ever seen and a must see for all! -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 14, 2010, 8:05 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Ever since 9/11, I've wanted this spinach-chinned bastard's head on a spike. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 7:47 pm

Daniel Dae Kim - Celebrities
I didn't know Daniel Dae Kim was in Lost - the only thing I know he did was the voice of Johnny Gat in Saints Row 1 and 2. All the same, I go with never boned. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 7:42 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
When Cartoon Network started in with the live-action stuff is when they boned. Hello! McFly! Anybody home?! It's called CARTOON Network for a reason, meaning live-action is OUT OF THE QUESTION. It went the way of MTV - an all-music-video channel became an all-reality-show channel. Makes me think those who run Cartoon Network and MTV both have sewage for brains and the decision-makers aren't much better. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm

High School - Random Topics
It's sad but true, ScottyB. In my junior year of high school (1992-93), there was a girl on my school bus who got pregnant and had the kid. While I'm struggling to make ends meet, she's probably living off the government teat and sucking it drier than the Atacama Desert. Ugh. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 7:31 pm

Who's the Boss - TV Shows
I hated it from the beginning, too! And now, it's defiling TV Land (or is it WE TV...?) Not sure, I change the channel so fast, I don't bother to see what network is airing it. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on October 14, 2010, 6:55 pm

Sister Wives - TV Shows
Unbelievable! This hasn't even aired yet and it's already BTF! The ads have this serious music playing over a clip of one of the wives telling the husband that she has a problem with jealousy. How shocking! Like it's some unusual and surprising thing that a woman is jealous that her husband is banging 3 other women. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on October 14, 2010, 6:52 pm

2000s - Random Topics
Definitely, the prevalence of the "half-assed" attitude. I recently saw a job posting on craiglist that said: "Do not apply if you are over-qualified!" And the job description was calling for someone of extensive experience! What happened to wanting the best person for the job? Nowadays, it's as if the less you have going for you, the more you fit in. Why try? Just roll out of bed in the morning and slide through life. No goals, no effort, no self-improvement.... -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on October 14, 2010, 6:47 pm

Bones - TV Shows
LOL! You're right, Friedrich! I meant "Mr. Spock"! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on October 14, 2010, 6:44 pm

Oblongs, The - TV Shows
I love this show! Very dark and twisted. Too bad it only lasted one season... -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 14, 2010, 4:41 pm

Super Mario World - TV Shows
I don't think time matters to the Mario universe (if it does then it would be a time different from Earth time). Overall I have to say this show is so bad that it's good. It is a show that lives to be ridiculed. Anyway it could've been worse. Imagine if they made the cartoon based on the live-action movie...(shivers) -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 14, 2010, 4:24 pm

Jumanji - TV Shows
Stick with either the original book, the movie, or even the board game. They are much more entertaining than this show. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 14, 2010, 4:18 pm

South Park - TV Shows
South Park becomes less funny with each passing season. The humor is gone. Despite the episode where they made fun of Family Guy and in the words of Cartman said how much they hate being compared to that show, they really have become similiar to Family Guy. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on October 14, 2010, 4:14 pm

Bones - TV Shows
Actually, I think you meant "Mr. Spock." Dr. Spock was a famous child psychologist. Yep, I'm a wee bit of a Trek-nerd. Sorry. :) -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on October 14, 2010, 4:01 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Whoops, I meant to say "then". -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 2:47 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Trust me, JayD, it won't. Girls will continue to cream themselves over him and be caught up in "Bieber Fever" or whatever this irrational craze is called. He'll eventually crash, but unfortunately we'll probably have to put up with him for a few more years until them. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 2:47 pm

League of Super Evil, The (aka LOSE) - TV Shows
Does no one else find it even slightly ironic that a show whose abbreviation is LOSE was aired on a channel that has been producing complete crap for the past few years? -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 2:38 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
"Cartoon Network - Check It". Oh, and by "it" we mean how bad we are and how our new programming makes us look like a shell of our former selves. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 2:34 pm

5 Hour Energy Drink - Random Topics
It works, seriously. Sure, it might taste pretty bad, but damn if it doesn't give you the spark you need to continue your day. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 1:52 pm

Miranda Cosgrove - Celebrities
She was awesome in Drake and Josh, but her acting is terrible in iCarly. She is actually painful to watch now. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 1:50 pm

Mike and Mike in the Morning - TV Shows
Great show. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 1:28 pm

High School - Random Topics
Oh boy, don't even get me started on the teen pregnancies in school nowadays. This girl that was in my Spanish class last year was already pregnant with her second child! The point is, it's actually sort of depressing to see these kinds of people walking around, because these lazy, irresponsible whores (sorry to put it that way, but it's true) will be feeding off my tax dollars when I'm out in the real world actually trying to make something of myself. Simply sickening... -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 1:03 pm

Homework - Random Topics
Homework is SUPPOSED to refresh you with what you learned earlier in the day, but it doesn't take a detective to understand that it does far more harm than good. First of all, the amount of homework assigned to students at ANY grade level is far too much. As if assigning hours of homework a night isn't enough, some teachers (and this is what pisses me of more than anything) assign homework over vacation time, with Christmas break being one example. I can just imagine a typical high school kid over Christmas break: "Come on, let's go to your grandma's house for dinner." "Nah, I have to stay here and DO MY HOMEWORK." I find homework to be a negative, detracting nuisance that hinders students rather than helping them like it was intended to do. If the schools passed a law that banned homework, I sure wouldn't miss it. Good riddance, and don't let the door hit you on the way out. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 14, 2010, 12:58 pm

Metalocalypse - TV Shows
I didn't care about Metalocalypse at first, but I watched a few clips and decided to give it a whirl. It's not bad, but kinda overdoes the "killing innocent bystanders" angle after awhile. I personally hope they clear up some mysteries surrounding the Tribunal (and especially Mr. Selatcia (the guy who often gives the last word regarding what to do) - talk about mysterious). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 11:04 am

Arby's - Random Topics
Agreed, JustLooking - although it's pricey at times, Arby's makes good food. I especially like the Beef 'n Cheddar and the Loaded Potato Bites. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 10:56 am

Rocky - Movie Series
Recently watched Rocky Balboa and I'll definitely say it was better than Rocky V. The series probably reverse-boned with Rocky Balboa - now, Hollywood...LEAVE THIS MOVIE SERIES ALONE! -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 10:52 am

Perez Hilton - Celebrities
I recently heard that Perez intends to do his blog differently - he claims to have changed and matured, so on and so forth. If that sideshow freak thinks I believe his steaming pile of BS, I have beachfront property in Kansas I'd like to sell him. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 10:51 am

Culture Club - Music Groups
There's only one song of theirs I like considerably, and that was because it was featured in the game Saints Row 2 - Karma Chameleon. That aside...I never heard of Culture Club. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 14, 2010, 10:47 am

Mobile Phones - Random Topics
My criteria for mobile phones: (1) Can I give and receive phone calls? (2) Can I send and receive text messages? Anything else, ....... we'll see. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on October 14, 2010, 4:03 am

2001: A Space Odyssey - Movie Series
Watched 2010 today. Kind of depressing to see an alternate year 2010 where we have interplanetary travel and AI. I think the only thing it got right was that the US was at war. Except instead of the Middle East it was South America. So I guess they got that wrong, too. I did like how they didn't give the Earth futuristic buildings (like Back to the Future II or The Jetsons did); it looks more or less like our world does now. Perhaps they didn't have the budget to do it. IIRC, they didn't show any cars either, which was smart. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 14, 2010, 12:16 am

Mobile Phones - Random Topics
I work in the high tech/mobile industry as a marketing/pr rep, which is ironic in the fact that I myself own a very low tech cell phone. In many ways I see the benefits of cell phones, but I do agree they are going overboard in different areas as well. All I really care to do with a cell phone is call people. I don't need the games, video, etc. I also think people are too obsessed with their phones, but it's no different than people being obsessed with TV, the internet, or any other high tech gizmo of our generation. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on October 13, 2010, 7:53 pm

California - Random Topics
A beautiful state that went down the drain. Sure the weather is amazing, but the state is overrun by extreme liberals, special interests, unions, and the most inefficient government in the country. It's overcrowded, too expensive, too many taxes, too many illegals, too many flaky people, all the good jobs are leaving the state and it's just not worth it anymore. It was fun for the few years I lived here, but my wife and I are looking for somewhere more genuine and less stressful to have roots. Buying a house and having savings of any kind are prohibitive for most here. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on October 13, 2010, 2:48 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
I would be inclined to think that if the events of Gilligan's Island had happened to a real group of castaways- After Gilligan had messed up the first two or three opportunities to get off the island, he probably would've met with an "unfortunate accident" in the Lagoon. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on October 12, 2010, 3:12 pm

Bones - TV Shows
That Dr. Brennan chick is socially retarded! The whole "Dr. Spock" thing doesn't work for a girl. And since she's so "logical", why doesn't she tell her staff to quit acting like they are 17, yammering on about their love lives at the workplace and get back to work?! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on October 12, 2010, 1:21 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
Well, I was in my local JCPenney three days ago and I'm already starting to see the trees and decorations coming out. The holiday season is starting earlier every year. In my opinion, the Christmas commercials and music shouldn't start playing until the day after Thanksgiving. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 11, 2010, 1:03 pm

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) - Random Topics
JustLooking & PYLrulz - once again, it proves the road to hell is paved with good intentions. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 11, 2010, 12:52 pm

Community - TV Shows
The second season so far has been pretty good, but I'm really sick and tired of this whole "Betty White is cool" phase going on. I don't dislike Betty White, but I'm getting a little tired of the whole "if Betty White is here, then automatically it's funny." Uh, no. That's the problem with the internet age. Some annoying trend catches on and it's overkilled by everything. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on October 11, 2010, 11:39 am

Brett Favre - Celebrities
Brett Favre might want to talk to Tiger Woods about what NOT to do if the allegations of infidelity come out against him. Looks like this "good guy" is another arrogant, waffling egomanic celebrity. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on October 11, 2010, 11:27 am

Ghost Hunters International - TV Shows
Do we REALLY need another ghost hunting show with garbled EVPs and no video evidence to let us know that ghosts aren't going to show themselves for fat old guys? -- Submitted By: (dr_sarcastor) on October 11, 2010, 10:40 am

Bones - TV Shows
the "jersey shore" episode was the last straw for me. we get it, brennan isn't good with people. but someone who is a supposed genius should LEARN how to act like a normal human after this many episodes. and how many supervillains can they possibly encounter? the grave digger, gormagon, magneto. ugh. mikaela conlon's looks have become the shows only redeeming quality. -- Submitted By: (beets) on October 11, 2010, 12:42 am

House - TV Shows
ever since house and cuddy got together it's started to suck. rapidly. house, as a show, was best when he was a drug-addled misanthrope. a happy house means death for one of my favorite shows. what were they thinking? -- Submitted By: (beets) on October 11, 2010, 12:34 am

2000s - Random Topics
I've enjoyed reading these comments about our most recent decade- now completed. Here are my thoughts from an entertainment point of view. Entertainment (movies, comics, music, film, TV shows etc.) have gone from being from fewer studios/ and or production companies to many different sources and places- this has led to things a very broad mix of things that are very good- better than we have ever gotten before (see TV shows like The Shield or Mad Men/ Movies like "There will be blood" for the extreme good) to the complete crap end of the spectrum the other way (American Idol, Crap CGI pictures for families etc.) the crap has outweighed the good by a mile- so there is a perception that entertainment has gone downhill- it has for a large degree, but the good stuff is really good, and harder to find in all mediums. For the smart consumer- this is fine with me, it's easy to avoid the garbage, and you can find many gems. Now 20 years ago there was more of a median to entertainment where there were less things, and they were more or less closer in general quality, but not as much stood out as outstanding. Read the Book "Brave New World" for a great speech about the ability of the masses to understand great entertainment and how the masses are entertained by garbage. Now another focus has been remakes- I think this is because of all of the choices, we can individualize our personal entertainment much more than in the past, so to find a common touch stone, you have to go abck to when we ahd less choices- Think Evlis Presley, Star Trek, or Wizard of Oz- we all KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. Could anything be that big or widely known again? Probably not it is too fragmented with media outlets and platforms now to stick out to everyone. So the 2000's are filled with gargbage, but for the smart entertainment consumer it is a great time to be an observer- Boned for the masses , because they get screwed all the time! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on October 10, 2010, 5:55 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
I personally have no problems with WM. Neither do millions of other people. If you don't like it, don't go there. I shop where I can save money. My choice. Not yours. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 10, 2010, 3:46 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
I'm going to repeat ScootyB's comment because it sums it all nicely ...This isn't music, it's just a breeding ground for the scum and trash of this world. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 10, 2010, 3:41 pm

Arby's - Random Topics
Oh please .. the Arby's that we have here has great food. The roast beef is simply delicious. Beats the arches any day. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 10, 2010, 3:34 pm

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) - Random Topics
I can agree. The premise they started with is great, but to extend it to just go after alcohol consumption in general, and pretty much demonize anyone that drinks alcohol, that is just going overboard -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on October 10, 2010, 3:02 pm

Cap'n Crunch - Random Topics
Greatest way to stay home from school ever "Mom, my mouth is bleeding; I only ate 6 bowls of Cap'n Crunch." -- Submitted By: (dr_sarcastor) on October 10, 2010, 10:09 am

Doom (Video Game) - Random Topics
Oh yeah, nothing like kicking kids who were actually studying out of the computer lab in school to spend more time setting up the LAN than actually playing the game! This game was awesome back in the day. I recently downloaded both this and Doom II from X Box Live and they are both still very satisfying to playing. Nothing like shotgunning zombie apes with horns all over their body that shoot fireballs at you. -- Submitted By: (dr_sarcastor) on October 10, 2010, 10:05 am

Doctor Who - TV Shows
There are three points where I think they should have ended Classic Who, before it got really bad- 1. Horns of Nimon- a way to end the show on a masquerade party, with the Fourth Doctor and Romana flying off into the Skonnon Sunset for centuries more adventures together, all whilst the Daleks are stuck in stalemate with the Movellans and the Master's still decaying on his last life. 2. Logopolis- the most likely ending as Tom Baker left to dismal ratings. The story of Doctor Who could have continued from there in a novels range, beginning with the novelisation of Castrovalva tying up Logopolis' loose ends. In that novels range, the pretentious high concept 80's direction of the show could have worked, the companion dynamic of Tegan Nyssa and Adric could have worked in a Famous Five style, and they could have been fleshed out as characters rather than being the plastic one note ciphers they were on screen. The writing would be less spectacle reliant, and more meticulous, ergo more crafted and coherent, with decent plots and no scenes of characters being forced to commit ridiculous actions or act upon false, contrived motives, out of the blue. Better still neither JNT or Eric Saward would be able to have any creative interference or blacklist good writers. 3. The Five Doctors- probably the most ideal way of ending it. A 20 year run, a celebration of the show's history, ending with the final line "Why not, after all thats how it all started." Also the show's monsters would retain their sense of intrigue and danger, before the JNT excesses completely diminished them through overuse. The New Adventure novels could chronicle the dark secrets of Gallifrey, they could develop Turlough and Kamelion as companions, depict that final reckoning between the Doctor and Master that Rassilon predicted, the Fifth Doctor could even take a cue from the First Doctor's tricking of Borusa and become more like the dark, manipulatuive Doctor of the NAs. Big Finish could still do Fifth Doctor-Nyssa audios, as well as the Dalek Empire, Gallifrey and Unbound spin-offs. Better still the show would have ended on a note of celebration rather than disgrace, the Doctor would have remained fully in character (thanks to Terrance Dicks nailing the character), rather than Warriors of the Deep and Twin Dilemma completely character assassinating him, turning him into a delusional bad risk, cowardly turncoat and forcing false motives upon him and outright disgracing him (that's what happens when a control freak like JNT is producer- even the free spirited, strong willed Doctor becomes reduced to a puppet, and to a gross parody of the producer's own volatile nature). In terms of the RTD era where the show was revived, I think with the possible exception of the first 2005 season, it was best forgotten. RTD should have just done the one season and then let Moffat take over. Moffat has finally got the show back on track with class stories like Time of Angels and Amy's Choice. -- Submitted By: (Tanlee) on October 9, 2010, 9:13 pm

Tom Cruise - Celebrities
I do not understand how Cruise ever got into acting. He CANNOT act to save his life. Remember that terrible "War of the worlds" movie? I make it a point to avoid any movie that he "stars" in. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 6:04 pm

KFC - Random Topics
When I was a teenager, the chicken was to die for. But then, I assume they changed something because now, the chicken is usually undercooked and tasteless. Sorry KFC, you lost me as a customer forever. And what pimply faced idiot decided KFC was a better name than Kentucky Fried Chicken? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 5:55 pm

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) - Random Topics
A bunch of bible pounding temperance freaks who want to control the drinking habits of all people. Groups like this are dangerous and should be banned from society. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 5:47 pm

Kevin Costner - Celebrities
The premise of Waterworld was stupid to begin with. The entire planet covered with hundreds of feet of water? Impossible. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 5:43 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Where I live the pizzas are great. But they are really expensive now. We only go there once a month. Example ... one medium Supreme and garlic cheese bread is $25. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 5:40 pm

Jerry Seinfeld - Celebrities
I agree. I never found him funny. Didn't understand his humor. I am surprised he made it that far in the industry. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 5:35 pm

Who's the Boss - TV Shows
Tony Danza ... possibly the worst actor in the world. I hated this show with a passion. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 5:30 pm

Queen Latifah - Celebrities
Another no talent American "actress". -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 5:28 pm

Matrix - Movie Series
I liked the first one, though the philosophy stuff threw me considerably. Second and third ones...ugh. But what really burns me up is the fact just about any TV show or movie with a sci-fi premise woven in just HAS to make a Matrix reference at one point or another and run it into the ground (especially that damnable "bend over backwards dodging bullets in bullet-time" bit). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 9, 2010, 3:40 pm

America's Funniest Home Videos - TV Shows
Some of the dumbest videos I recall won the $10,000 prize. One of them was a woman falling off a horse - the only thing that allegedly made it funny was some snarky remark. It still didn't make it funny to me. There was another one I hated and yet it still won - some kid crying his eyes out over a loose tooth. WHAT THE @#$% IS SO DAMN FUNNY ABOUT THAT?! What the hell have the judges been smoking to decide something like that deserves a shot at $10,000? -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 9, 2010, 3:37 pm

Deal Or No Deal - TV Shows
Goes to commercial too often, too much time is taken up with small talk between Howie and the contestant (as well as the call from the "banker"), and most contestants fail to follow the advice laid out by the chorus of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers (in a nutshell, most of them are too greedy and/or clueless). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 9, 2010, 3:26 pm

Press Your Luck - TV Shows
jgf, looking through some of your posts, is there ANY game show you like? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on October 9, 2010, 2:30 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
Sorry, but this couple came off as slobs to me. I mean, Homer may be a slob, but at least Marge isn't one, too. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 9, 2010, 10:03 am

Judge Judy - TV Shows
jgf, I would LOVE to see that scenario unfold. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 9, 2010, 10:00 am

Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
Shia LaBeouf is no relation to Sabrina Le Beauf -- but she most certainly was hot on The Cosby Show!! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on October 9, 2010, 6:49 am

American Idol - TV Shows
"The Gong Show" without the fun. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:52 am

Press Your Luck - TV Shows
The stupid animated "whammy" superimposed in the screen, and the retarded behaviour of most contestants killed this for me. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:51 am

Gong Show, The - TV Shows
A 100% improvement over the likes of America's Newest Idol or Dancing With the Stars. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:48 am

Modern Marvels - TV Shows
Modern Marvels was once about interesting topics such as teh Transcontinental Railroad, satellites, or the Brooklyn Bridge. Now there's the history of supermarkets, Rocks, Doors, Underwear, Dirt. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:45 am

Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
I am not going to believe that quote without a link. Good god, LMAO!!! -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on October 9, 2010, 1:35 am

Deal Or No Deal - TV Shows
This show ranks as the absolute, all time, worst excuse for a game show ever to befoul the air waves. They could bring out a chimpanzee to point at the cases and he would have the same chance of winning as any of the human contestants. The entire game could be played in two minutes if they didn't have the vacuous Mr Mandel explaining the "rules" every other breath; not to mention that idiotic cell phone to the "banker". And why do the people opening the cases get so worked up over whether the contestant wins or not? Do they get a piece of the action? I can honestly state that in over fifty years of watching television I have never seen anything as abysmal, as mindless, as infuriatingly stupid, as "Deal or No Deal". -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:35 am

Bosom Buddies - TV Shows
Honestly, could either of those guys have passed as women anywhere except on this idiotic show? That ruined the entire concept for me. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:25 am

Jerry Springer Show, The - TV Shows
This show jumped/boned when the focus shifted from the guests to seeing how often the audience can be induced to jump up and chant "Jer-ry..Jer-ry..." And the fights are obviously faked. If two people are on stage for more than a couple of minutes without taking a swing at each other, the stage manager rings his little bell (ding, ding, ding) and the people immediately lunge at each other. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:23 am

Sale of the Century - TV Shows
Contestants couldn't keep their winnings, they had to keep buying overpriced merchandise til they could afford nothing more, then got a gift certificate for the remaining amount. "I'd like to buy that pack of gum for $75, and the light bulb for $99" -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:18 am

FOX News - TV Shows
They constantly moan and carp that too much of the media is biased to the the left, yet Fox is so biased to the right that their complaints smack of hypocrisy. Bias is bias, no matter which way it runs. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:09 am

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
"All In the Family" without the family. Doomed from the start. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:06 am

Flo - TV Shows
Take the most obnoxious character from an obnoxious sitcom and spin it off into another sitcom. Who thought this was a good idea? -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 1:04 am

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
This show did a reverse jump/bone. The first few seasons had too much melodrama, and Lyle Waggoner never seemed to fit (no matter how much Carol ogled him). Once Korman and Conway became regulars the show hit its stride and was consistently funny. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 12:58 am

Highway to Heaven - TV Shows
"Little Joe" OD's on saccharine. Absolutely horrible. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 12:49 am

I Love Lucy - TV Shows
This show boned when I got old enough to realize that the character of Lucy didn't give a damn about her husband or friends. She would backstab any of them in a heartbeat to get what she wanted. And there is too much ill-spirited "I'll teach him/her a lesson". While the slapstick was funny to a seven year old, the concepts are anathema to a fifty-seven year old. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on October 9, 2010, 12:47 am

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