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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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House of the Dead - Movie Series
The only time I've seen a video game to movie idea REALLY work was when the movie was animated (like Street Fighter). Compare that to live action movies based on video games such as House of the Dead, Super Mario Bros., and the live action Street Fighter (starring an E. Honda who comes from Hawaii instead of Japan). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 11:05 am

Wipeout - TV Shows
The fillet knife is looming. The contestants costumes and over the top mugging for the camera is getting rather tiresome. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 2, 2010, 11:03 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
They don't taste like artificial chocolate. They taste like artificial artificial chocolate. Yuck. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 11:00 am

Boomerang (TV Channel) - Random Topics
Boomerang is what Cartoon Network SHOULD have been. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 10:59 am

Panic! at the Disco - Music Groups
"Welcome to the Sound of Pretty Odd" is awesome! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 2, 2010, 5:39 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
The most "unchocolate" chocolate I ever tasted. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 7:20 pm

King Leonardo And His Short Subjects - TV Shows
"Why that's the most unheard of thing I've ever heard of." -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 7:10 pm

Michael Bloomberg - Celebrities
Let's see: he couldn't get the Olympics, he could't get the Jets to move back, and couldn't get a new stadium built for football. His big accomplishments will be to shut down traffic on 34th street so that he can stoll along the street, and never mind what that does to business. He only represents himself and he bought himself the hobby of being mayor so that he could try to force his opinion on the City of New York. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 7:04 pm

Dustin Diamond - Celebrities
I'll never forgive him for beating up Arnold Horshack! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:46 pm

V (1984) - TV Shows
Jane Badler!!!! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:43 pm

That's So Raven - TV Shows
What a stupid title for a show. It essentially says, boy Raven you sure act like yourself. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:42 pm

Macy's - Random Topics
The store at 34th Street is amazing, but the Macy's in my local mall is another store..a small selection of overpriced merchendise. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:40 pm

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - TV Shows
The show should b called "Are you more knowledgable than a 5th grader" as it does not test intelligence, it tests knowledge. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:35 pm

Benny Hill Show, The - TV Shows
"If somebody asks you how much you paid for Skimpy Dog Food, tell them to pee off (2p off)!" -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:53 pm

Perils of Penelope Pitstop, The - TV Shows
The great Paul Lynde as Sylvester Sneakly/Hooded Claw. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:51 pm

Beany and Cecil - TV Shows
Some of the worst puns on television: Tear-a-long the dotted lion, Little Homer and the 20,000 little leaguers under the sea, the three headed threep, a three headed monster whose heads bore a resemblance to Moe, Larry and Curly, and Snorky the dinosaur. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:49 pm

Alfred Hitchcock Presents - TV Shows
So many excellent episodes, such as "Lambs to the Slaughter" about the woman who kills her cheating husband by hitting him on the head with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooking it and serving it to the police officers who come to investigate the murder. The glass eye is another episode I remember. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 5:46 pm

Saturday Supercade - TV Shows
The Supercade cartoons based on video games were weird. But on the plus side, they could never be nearly as bad as Captain N: The Game Master. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2010, 2:34 pm

It's Punky Brewster - TV Shows
Glomer always came off as an Orbitty clone to me. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
I didn't realize that, PYLRulz! I wonder if today's episode will reflect that. When she spoke to Hugh, all she did was bash her family, bash her family, bash her family, and hyperventilate that her family would embarrass her in front of Hugh. Then, when it's Hugh's turn to say something nasty about her family..."How dare you say mean things about my family, the wedding's off!" She doesn't realize she did him a favor in the long run by leaving him at the altar. And to Chubby Rain...it's a zombie, all right. Alas, it seems that this zombie will be forced to walk even when it's reduced to nothing but a pile of dust. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2010, 1:09 pm

Led Zeppelin - Music Groups
I think that all of the votes saying that LZ "sucked from the start" was from somebody who was vote-stuffing. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on August 1, 2010, 12:24 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Simpsons really reminds me of a TV Zombie, lurching along mindlessly at this point. It really is sad to see it come to this point staying well past the point of making any sense at all. Simpsons, please end- thanks, your old fans. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 1, 2010, 9:36 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
For any of the fans of the Simpsons before it went to junk... Today would be Lisa's wedding... if anyone remembers the episode... http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6g2qcu27I1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on August 1, 2010, 6:25 am

Papa Murphy's - Random Topics
Herb Chicken Mediterranean delite...Best Pizza Ever! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 31, 2010, 11:01 pm

Blockbuster Video - Random Topics
Even without NetFlix, where I live there are universities and if you are a student there you can borrow DVDs/videos for free. Not to mention, some more obscure stuff is available there that you would often have to scan meticulously to find in regular video stores. It rocks in a word. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on July 31, 2010, 6:32 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
True that, DolFan - there are those who get intoxicated by such power at their fingertips that they think they can get away with anything. And when such excesses are not kept in check, it's a recipe for making that particular board into a virtual ghost town. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 31, 2010, 11:48 am

Blockbuster Video - Random Topics
Brick-and-mortar video rental stores are a thing of the past what with Netflix and other similar video rental services. In another few years, I daresay Blockbuster will be but a faint memory. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 31, 2010, 11:33 am

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
There are good mods, but on many sites or forums, they're overshadowed by the actions of unreasonable mods who misuse their powers to get their way (controlling a board, making sure nothing negative is said about a certain subject, Wikipedia, etc.). Years ago, there was one board where me and fellow fans of a certain subject started a comment thread. We made sure to stay on topic. One of the mods, who clearly did not like the subject, decided they could claim it was off-topic and soon removed it. We appealed that we felt the thread was not off topic, and the reply was "I think it was". They didn't want to hear it anymore and upheld the removal of the thread. We didn't want to risk being banned or whatnot, so we decided not to restart the thread. We had the last laugh, though. We started a new topic which was VERY on-topic...and included criticisms against the mod's unreasonable attitude. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 31, 2010, 10:47 am

Far Side, The - Random Topics
Still rocks. Like Bill Watterson, Gary Larson was savvy enough to go out while he was still on top. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 31, 2010, 2:05 am

Transformers - Movie Series
Well, a lingerie model can't do any WORSE than Megan Fox's performance in the second movie, doing basically nothing except getting in the way and jiggling all over the landscape. I think RHW deserves a try, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 31, 2010, 1:55 am

Transformers - Movie Series
This Rosie Huntington-Whitely person surely can't be any WORSE at acting than Megan Fox, and she almost *has* to be less of a diva. So as far as I'm concerned it's a net gain. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 30, 2010, 6:29 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
It honestly depends on the particular mod. I've seen some that were the worst. They'd let their personal circle of friends bully anyone else who wasn't with no consequences whatsoever while anyone not in the Inner Circle would get banned for literally no reason. Then there's mods who literally refuse to do anything about people ruining a board, because they're just too scared to "abuse" their power. A good mod is hard to find. But they're out there, you just have to spend a lot of time looking. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 30, 2010, 6:27 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
The movie actually wasn't that bad, but yes, it still is sad to see this show go down as it has. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:59 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
A message board that I go on, the mods there are nothing more than forum nazis. Post something they don't like (and it could be anything), and they will ban you without a second thought. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:58 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
I agree. I played my Civilization IV game online once, and it was nothing but players just flouting the rules. The only online game I play is Football (Soccer) Manager Live, and its actually well run, so if there is a griefer, its taken care of quickly -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:57 pm

Murder, She Wrote - TV Shows
Haha I just don't get expecting a TV show to actually be realistic. It's TV! None of them are realistic. "The Wire" is far and away the closest thing there's ever been to a realistic crime drama on American TV and even that is clearly fiction. Just sit back and enjoy the fiction. Of course it's not realistic. If you want real crime stories, read the papers. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on July 30, 2010, 3:55 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Griefers are the main reason why I'm not into online multiplayer games. The last thing I need if I was going for multiplayer achievements is some ill-mannered kid screaming insults and being a no-class douche. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:29 am

Jurassic Park - Movie Series
Third movie was certainly the boning moment. I mean, the T-rex losing to the Spinosaurus just wasn't right, the search for the missing kid was contrived at best - I doubt Crichton would have approved of that kind of story line if he had any say in the matter (I doubt he did). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:25 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Her behavior in Lisa the Vegetarian was the beginning of Lisa the Annoying Left-Leaning Mouthpiece - in a nutshell, her boning moment. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:21 am

Ronald Reagan - Celebrities
By and far the best President I've lived through. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:19 am

Barry Bonds - Celebrities
Aaron hit 755 homers in his career and didn't rely on 'roids or other "performance enhancers". Sorry, Barroid, but your claim to being home run king is null and void until you tell the truth instead of thinking we won't notice. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:16 am

Katie Holmes - Celebrities
I said it before, I'll say it again - joining $cientology is an instant-bone because nobody will take you seriously after making a foolish move like that. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:13 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Simpsons boned a long time ago, and yet Fox keeps renewing it year after year. I remember when it was something to talk about with classmates at school, but it became unwatchable by the time I got my university degree. I didn't bother with the Simpsons Movie because I saw the trailer that included the Spider-Pig bit - that particular bit made me facepalm and mutter "Is THAT the best they can do now?" Seriously, Homer is a total idiot, Lisa is a preachy know-it-all, Bart's shenanigans are overlooked (I loved it when he prank-called Moe's Tavern), and Marge didn't seem to change much. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:09 am

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
I have mixed opinions of moderators on Internet forums. I have nothing against them as long as they enforce the rules. But when they do nothing about those openly breaking the rules (e.g. trolling, flaming), then I don't have favorable opinions of them. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 6:44 am

Mel Gibson - Celebrities
Well, Mel is said to be a Conservative, so there's a slight chance some people might stop working with him. But as long as his films keep making money, don't count on it. As long as you've got they kind of money he does, you can say and do pretty much anything you want to. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 29, 2010, 10:03 am

Transformers - Movie Series
At least Megan Fox was an actress. Michael Bay has replaced her with a Victoria's Secret model named Rosie Huntington-Whiteley that has never acted before except for a commercial that Bay directed. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 29, 2010, 9:57 am

Monty Python film series - Movie Series
Monty Python & the Holy Grail was what got me into Monty Python in the first place - my high-school French teacher always showed that movie on the last day of school. Man, the look on Graham Chapman's face as he delivers the line "What are you going to do, bleed on me" just kills me. Holy Grail's easily my favorite MP movie - Life of Brian and Meaning of Life aren't bad, either. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 29, 2010, 7:30 am

Microwave ovens - Random Topics
The microwave oven hasn't boned for me either. There are a lot of things that I cook with a microwave oven that don't take as long as cooking it on a stove. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 29, 2010, 7:20 am

Mel Gibson - Celebrities
And of course absolutely nothing's going to happen to him, because when a Hollywood liberal makes racist comments it's perfectly fine, even if he's white. Can you imagine how much any of OUR lives would've been ruined if WE had said those things? Oh yeah, his extortion story is *totally* believable--NOT!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:11 pm

Homework - Random Topics
I remember having to do term papers and book reports when I was in elementary school, but that was only because I was in gifted class. Regular elementary school kids back then didn't have that kind of workload. Now they do. And yet the state of education gets worse the more homework is assigned and the longer they make the school year. What I loved were the teachers (and professors) who clearly thought you didn't have anything to do for the rest of the day and thus had all the free time in the world to do THEIR personal mountain of assigned homework. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:09 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
For being the loser of the group George sure got a lot of tail though, about as much as Jerry who was "boning" a different chick every week! Kramer was always presented as the "swinger" of the group, but in retrospect he had the LEAST amount of sex. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:05 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
BigAl, seeing (or more accurately, hearing) her on Singled Out is when she BTF for me. Before then, she was this ultrahot Playboy chick. But when I saw her screeching and spazzing out like she had ADD all the magic was gone. And ALL of her acting roles are like that. No wonder she got so desperate for attention she posed for Playboy AGAIN. In real life, I don't see how anybody would be able to put up with her for 5 minutes. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:01 pm

Closer, The - TV Shows
Sorry, gotta STRONGLY disagree with this. I've been subjected to enough torture--I mean, episodes, to know what I'm talking about here. Kyra Sedgewick flounces around acting like she's 25 (like most women over 40 do these days) with this ATROCIOUS breathy, southern accent that my 4-year old nephew wouldn't believe. She's so breathy it seems as if she's always just had sex in every scene. She treats her boyfriend like absolute garbage, even to the point where she sides with her bratty teen niece over him. And she comes off as SYMPATHETIC compared to the other people on the show! The ONLY good part about this dreck is the guy who played Captain Harris in the Police Academy movies is in it, and even he can't begin to make up for the rest of this garbage. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:57 pm

Transformers - Movie Series
One of my friends has got to be the biggest Transformers fan ever. He dragged me to the first flick, which wasn't *too* bad. But even HE realized the second movie was just a Megan Fox showcase with occasional robots in the background, and never bothered seeing it. Why pay $10 to see Megan Fox "act" when you can just stare at pics of her on the net for free? I'm glad she's no longer involved, the next movie of the franchise is already better by default! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:49 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
What I learned from the World Cup is that soccer officials make NBA refs look competent and unbiased, and teams that actually try to make scoring goals a part of the game never win in the end. Most Americans have already moved on and forgotten about it now. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:45 pm

Mike Myers - Celebrities
Celebrities who talk about being spiritual are NOT spiritual. Period. You wanna be spiritual, then abandon money and fame, maybe then I'll be convinced. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:42 pm

Tattoos - Random Topics
I kinda agree with Stephanie, and I'm glad she said it :-) Tattoos on women=trying way to hard to be "edgy" and "empowered". I don't know why that is, but it is. My favorite is the cliched rose/heart on the ankle. Because a woman's ankle is what all men's eyes are drawn to. LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:39 pm

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
You want to talk about a superstar league? How about LeBron and Chris Bosh coming to join Dwyane Wade in Miami? Parity is nonexistent in this league. But that's just the way it is in the NBA. The rich get richer, the poor stay the same. I predict the Lakers, Celtics, and now the new superpower in the Heat will win at least 6 of the next 10 NBA championships. Oh well, at least the NFL is still competitive... -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on July 28, 2010, 9:36 pm

Young and the Restless, The - TV Shows
I just don't get soap operas. Oh, don't get me wrong, I get why they appeal to chicks (lots of talking, then talking some more, followed by talking, etc.) but soap actors have their own strange little insular world where you never see or hear about them hanging out with anyone else and nearly all of them seem to have discovered this magic formula where they can stay looking the same for 30 years or more. Sometimes I think they're all secretly aliens. Seriously. But then I think to myself, why would aliens waste their time acting on soap operas? They're only brainwashing half the adult population that way. LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:31 pm

Coach - TV Shows
Meh. Shelly Fabares was the only reason I watched the show to begin with :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:26 pm

Code Pink - Random Topics
BrewMaster, I never even heard of them before now. Weird, isn't it? Reminds me of how women drooled all over Clinton--even after he openly cheated on Hillary for years while in office. Any other guy of course they'd have been up in arms about. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:25 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
I just want the world to know I fully endorse and support Chubbyrain's actions in this matter. That is all. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:23 pm

Oliver Stone - Celebrities
As if one needed any more proof America's in severe decline. Now Anti-Semitism is "in", along with defending illegal immigrants. Oy...I hear even members of Obama's administration are hip to the whole Jew hating scene. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:21 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Jump the Shark boned when TV Guide took it over and made it into a blog site. It used to be one of the best sites on the internet, but after TV Guide took it over, it become some awful blog site that I never look at. Bone the Fish is a great alternative to Jump the Shark, and I'm glad somebody revived the idea of the original site. -- Submitted By: (Lugia2453) on July 28, 2010, 7:52 pm

Something Awful - Websites
I love the forums! They don't tolerate idiots, the people there are intelligent apart from a few users that have been probated a lot, and there is a lot of good content. I also like the Leper's Colony, it's always fun to see what people get punished for due to the humorous reasons the mods/admins sometimes put for punishments. I don't have anything to say about the front page, since I don't look at it a lot. -- Submitted By: (Lugia2453) on July 28, 2010, 7:49 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
I've had it with cable!!! All that's on are reality shows, it seems and what good programming there is on cable, there's a commercial every 2 minutes! I'm going back to no-cable and a good Netflix subscription! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on July 28, 2010, 6:38 pm

So You Think You Can Dance - TV Shows
We loved it the first season. Second one, not so much. Can't watch it now. The show was about dancing initially -- it still is, but too much attention on the judges (some of whom are now so glammed up it's hard to recognize them). -- Submitted By: (HistoryProf) on July 28, 2010, 4:37 pm

Coach - TV Shows
The Pro thing was only the icing on the cake for me. The decline started with winning seasons -- before long, the whole premise that made the show funny unraveled. Hayden was supposed to be an earnest, middle-of-the-road kind of coach. Next thing you know, he's Bear Bryant. It didn't make sense, and the show suffered. The comedy with Luther and Dauber was some of the best stuff the show offered -- even Christine was hilarious at times, but Nelson got worse and worse as the "success" model kicked in. The pro job was just stupid -- probably not as stupid as Christine having a baby, though!!! -- Submitted By: (HistoryProf) on July 28, 2010, 4:29 pm

Oliver Stone - Celebrities
This doesn't surprise me. Most of the hardcore Anti-Semites I've come across are hardcore lefties like Stone; they were a dime-a-dozen in my college. Of course, they will cloak their anti-Semitism as "Concern for the Palestianian cause". And sometimes it's the ones with Jewish blood like Stone that whine the loudest, probably because they hated daddy or themselves. By the way Oliver, if this mythical cabal of Jews control the media, how do you and Mel Gibson keep getting work? Why does Jesse Jackson keep getting all that airtime? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 27, 2010, 10:37 pm

Mike Myers - Celebrities
Travoltron, I think you've hit the nail square on the head. Comedians tend to be very dark people by nature and it is that darkness from whence their humor arises. When the lose that darkness, they tend to lose the humor along with it. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 27, 2010, 2:51 pm

Young and the Restless, The - TV Shows
Boned when my wife started boring us with it daily. I swear it's the longest hour of every day. Characters are wooden and predictable and the plots are so recycled it should be labeled "green" TV. -- Submitted By: (MtDoMe) on July 27, 2010, 1:43 pm

Quincy M.E. - TV Shows
Too true, Pelirojo! I could never figure out this show's appeal...Klugman is just Oscar Madison. If you see him on earlier episdes of the Twilight Zone, for example, he's always playing EXACTLY the same part -- always the same accent, same delivery, same "urgency", too serious to take seriously. Never, NEVER understood this show lasting like it did. Boned from the start. -- Submitted By: (HistoryProf) on July 27, 2010, 1:17 pm

Oliver Stone - Celebrities
Why is Hitler seen as one of the most evil people ever to live? Is it because he killed millions of people in the name of promoting eugenics and eradicating the Jews, slavs and other "inferior" races? No, guess again. Is it because of the way he's portrayed by the Jews? Yep! ...well, according to Oliver Stone, that's the reason. http://newsbusters.org/blogs/alana-goodman/2010/07/25/oliver-stone-jewish-dominated-media-prevents-hitler-being-portrayed-c ...and... http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100048530/oliver-stone-talks-poisonous-rubbish-about-hitler-and-jewish-domination-of-the-media/ -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 27, 2010, 11:01 am

Wikipedia - Websites
Wikispeak is a mixture 1984 and A Clockwork Orange: "This sockpuppet and his thoughtcrimes are giving me a pain in the gulliver!" -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 27, 2010, 10:31 am

Wikileaks - Websites
So what that America's enemies also have the internet? The public has a right to know! You'll give us your Social Security and bank PIN #'s next, right, Assange? After all, the public has a right to know! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 27, 2010, 10:23 am

Wikipedia - Websites
Chubby, many people have described Wikipedia as a "cult", and I can totally see where they're coming from. The control they try to exert on people, the worship of Leader Jimbo, the bizarre Wikispeak they use to communicate so that only other cultists will understand and to exclude casual users. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 26, 2010, 11:55 pm

Mike Myers - Celebrities
Good point Travoltron. That does seem to happen with a lot of those comedians. The moment they are off the drugs, they just lose it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 26, 2010, 10:06 pm

Far Side, The - Random Topics
I can agree with that 100%. There is hardly a lousy Far Side comic out there. The problem is, as I have said before, that Larson just prevents anybody from showing it by sicing his lawyers on whoever posts a Far Side comic. I see many other comics out there posted or parodied or such by other people without problems. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 26, 2010, 10:00 pm

Code Pink - Random Topics
Curious there hasn't been a peep out of this crowd since...oh...January 20, 2009? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 26, 2010, 9:41 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
Robert- I'm just blown away by the ineptness of wiki as a site- this Sheffield Steel files a "report" that asks you to click a link, and then you click on it, and you go to literally a mish mosh of tens of thousands of complaints, you cannot even find yours. So as a reward for being a whiny tattle tale -my boy SheffeldSteel I've already been at two libraries today going into his pages, readng, making a few changes, talking to his friends on the site, building up relationships to sabotage him hurt him on the site and ruin his credibility etc. Of course all under new names on the site. The Rain is coming for you SheffieldSteel, better watch out, so go file another random report, your fish just got boned! And best of all, I'm telling you it's coming, and you can't stop the RAIN!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 26, 2010, 7:50 pm

Sesame Street - TV Shows
When I watch this show nowadays (mainly to mute the TV and overdub it), the begining segment with Elmo ends up going on for far too long to be enjoyable. So I think it boned when Elmo came along. -- Submitted By: (MorbidDuck) on July 26, 2010, 2:48 pm

Criminion - Random Topics
Anything having to do with $cientology is instant-bone. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 26, 2010, 1:01 pm

Mike Myers - Celebrities
I daresay Love Guru was when Mike Myers boned. He was probably teetering on the brink before then. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 26, 2010, 12:59 pm

Kayne West - Celebrities
Kayne West obviously never heard of this saying - "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and have them remove all doubt." He demonstrates with his stupid remarks one hard truth - you can't fix stupid. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 26, 2010, 12:58 pm

Far Side, The - Random Topics
The Far Side never boned, if you ask me. Larson knew when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em, that's for sure. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 26, 2010, 12:54 pm

Pokemon - TV Shows
I stopped caring about it around Gen II - but there were other factors that got annoying after a while. Ash gets a good Pokemon and it starts to serve him well...he lets it go. But above all, it was Jessy & James (Team Rocket) showing up just about every episode - I couldn't stand their stupid "motto" after some time, not to mention there was a lot of times they could have gotten the drop on Ash and company. You'd think after getting shocked, burned, or whatever else so many times, they'd throw in the towel. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 26, 2010, 12:51 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
Know what's ironic, Chubby? These people are doing far worse to Wikipedia than the vandals are. Thankfully, BTF is/was not blacklisted, but I fail to see how "off-wiki canvassing" makes a site qualify for a blacklisting, as Barek suggested. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 26, 2010, 12:45 pm

Mike Myers - Celebrities
I can't pinpoint exactly when he stopped being funny. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 26, 2010, 12:31 pm

Patrick Stewart - Celebrities
You'd have to be crazy to think Patrick Stewart doesn't rock. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 26, 2010, 12:30 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
Laughably, I just went to Wikipedia to read some items about Black Sabbath, and saw that I GOT FLAGGED in a warning discussion by our favorite cross dressing angry wikipedian, SheffieldSteel. Of course the interface is so bad, and unreadable with the sheer volume of complaint and plain text mountains around SheffieldSteel's hundreds of complaints, I could not even find my original complaint. It's that lame on there. So just for you SheffieldSteel, I am going to go to different public libraries, and log on under dozens of accounts for the next few months and change things in your work on wikipedia, or those of your friends and things you are interested in to make them, INCORRECT. Try to stop my Sheffy, it's on you whiny tattle tale. Now go send another complaint you fish boning douche, and have fun trying to catch me now. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 26, 2010, 12:21 pm

Tattoos - Random Topics
@Stephanie, that's not sexist at all. I don't mind tattoos as long as they aren't stupid crap DX -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 4:32 am

Indie Music - Random Topics
I just listen to music labeled 'indie' because I like it, does it matter what the genre is? Why are there huge battles over things like that? Honestly, just listen to what you want to. -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 4:03 am

Far Side, The - Random Topics
Never boned the fish because Larson stopped it before it got a chance to. -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 3:55 am

Pokemon - Random Topics
Argh, it jumped the shark when Generation IV introduced a whole region full of Pokemon that were either evolutions from previous Generations or Pokemon that had no inspiration what so ever. There were also too many legendaries by then, they just weren't special anymore. People always say that Gen III had the most unoriginal ones, but how can that be when only two Pokemon had evolutionary relatives from older generations? It is true that the Pokemon Wurmple was a shameless ripoff of Caterpie, along with it's evolutions, but at least it served a purpose as to further explore nature (Wurmple evolved into a certain Pokemon depending on it's nature). Compare that to the Pokemon from Gen IV that were just evolutions of Pokemon that were fine on their own! Not even of Pokemon that would actually benifit from gaining an evolution, like a great number of Pokemon in the Hoenn dex!! GAWD! Plus, Ruby & Sapphire were rushed games. They likely would have had time to put more freakin' Pokemon in if you impatient idiots had just waited. They might have had time to put in Johto and Kanto too! Derp. And yeah I know about the competition from Yu-Gi-Oh and stuff, but still guys. -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 1:54 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Where do I begin? I can think of many boning moments: the haircut, working with Usher, collaborating with Ludacris, his sucky songs especially "Baby," using autotune, being on the cover of nearly every magazine, causing tweens to riot, appearing on that awful "We Are The World" remake and other charity songs, appearing on CSI which is also a boning moment for the show, the comic book, and the fact that he's everywhere and that everything he does is considered news. Hell, if he brushes his teeth, it'd make the news. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 25, 2010, 10:12 pm

Mike Myers - Celebrities
Sometimes I wonder if something is lost when an artist or (especially) a comedian finds "inner peace". Maybe the thing that was tormenting them was the thing that made them interesting or funny. Lots of people say that the original '70s SNL players stopped being funny when they got off drugs, for example. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 25, 2010, 9:58 pm

Patrick Stewart - Celebrities
He has charisma and rocks as Professor X. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on July 25, 2010, 3:43 pm

Transformers - Movie Series
Transformers 3, that is. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on July 24, 2010, 10:41 pm

Patrick Stewart - Celebrities
The dude has presence. And his VOICE! I loved him as Captain Picard on TNG, I would love to see him perform on stage. He's definitely still 'GOT IT'. -- Submitted By: (chickidee) on July 24, 2010, 8:03 pm

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 - TV Shows
No way! This show NEVER BONED. Its still rocking. I was introduced to Star Trek with TNG and got totally converted. When I heard a new series was to air(DS9) I was quite adamant it would suck- how could it top TNG? BUT, I was wrong. LOOOVVVEED the fact DS9 had a complete new setting with new rules, new politics,new characters. The whole Dominion war thing was just fantastic, the alien beings in the wormhole made me think a lot about what is real, who I am etc. This show is definitely NOT BONED. -- Submitted By: (chickidee) on July 24, 2010, 7:54 pm

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