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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Little Caesars - Random Topics
Best Pizza place ever. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:12 pm

Liberalism - Random Topics
Liberalism is just communism, which is just as bad in action as it was a thought and on paper. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:12 pm

Lego - Random Topics
Lego's are a staple in children's toys. Its one of the greatest inventions ever. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:11 pm

Legend of Zelda, The - Random Topics
I love this series, Wind Waker was great and innovative, I liked the sailing parts. If you want a bad zelda, play Spirit Tracks, not that its bad, but its the least fun one to play. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:10 pm

Kool-Aid - Random Topics
first time I drank it I realized why I never bothered, it tasted like baby powder. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:08 pm

KFC - Random Topics
I remember when KFC was a nice place, it was a great clean establishment, and the food was delicious and actually not bad for your health. Then Colonel Sanders sold the business for 2 million dollars and the new owners made sure you are ingesting 269 percent of your daily intake of saturated fats, skimped out on the recipe so it tastes like wood, and insure that you will eat so much grease you can lube up your own car and the cars in your neighborhood. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:07 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
I adore the stuff, but Ben and Jerry seriously sucks. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:58 pm

Hooters (restaurant) - Random Topics
I was told Hooters was a strip bar, where the girls serve you topless, I was in for a surprise when they all were flat chested shemales serving me warm beer and crappy wings. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:57 pm

Hip hop music - Random Topics
Boned the minute it glorified all the things people where rebelling against. Plus it went mainstream, thanks MTV for fucking up everything. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:56 pm

Halloween (Holiday) - Random Topics
Halloween was once a serious religious holiday, now its considered evil by religious morons. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:54 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
Another Liberal meadia propaganda bullshit that they tried and failed to brainwash the masses into believing. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:49 pm

Gasoline Alley [Comic Strip] - Random Topics
Am I the only person who wonders why this terribly unfunny comic strip is still going on? Its not funny and never was! -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:47 pm

Final Fantasy - Random Topics
Final Fantasy 6 was the last great one, after that it all went down the toilet and to the left. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:44 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
I hate this sport more than I hate American Football, the ref's are biased, the players pretend to be hurt in the lamest way possible, and the fans will riot if their home team loses AND wins. Best sport in the world? My ass. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:43 pm

Far Side, The - Random Topics
One of the best comics out there, I was sad when it was discontinued. I guess they can't allow comics to be funny anymore. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:42 pm

D-Generation X - Random Topics
They were fine at first, until they made x-pac join. Then they boned. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:38 pm

Democratic Party - Random Topics
Democrats today are ignorant losers who just want to be in power to tell us how the republicans fucked up the country. Instead of actually, you know, doing anything to help fix the country. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:37 pm

Domino's Pizza - Random Topics
At least this shitty, horrible, putrid place is better than Greasa Hut. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
Boned when they decided to cater to moron tweens and forgot to make any show entertaining or good. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:34 pm

Doonesbury - Random Topics
I'm sorry, but what is so funny or entertaining about this comic? -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:33 pm

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
Boned the day I went here, it was supposed to be a family friendly place "where a kid can be a kid". YEAH RIGHT! I was trapped in the pipe tunnels which smelled like vomit and diareah, the pizza tasted like vomit, somebody took a piss in the ball pit, I fell off the zipline cause the kid infront of me had greasy hands and almost broke my leg and nobody helped me. I never went back. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:29 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Boned the moment they became Nickelodeon 2. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:25 pm

CAPCOM - Random Topics
good company, but stop selling the same games with minor differences and calling it a sequel. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:24 pm

Battletoads - Random Topics
boned the moment I realized they were a ripoff of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the insane difficulty and the horrible cartoon also helped bone the fish. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:21 pm

Archie Comics - Random Topics
Archie started to suck when the artwork stayed the same, nobody ever changed, nothing ever changed, and some stories were recycled and consited of lame jokes. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm

Night Gallery - TV Shows
Anyone else recall the one with Sandra Dee who takes a drive and meets her son as grownup who's brought her through time to express forgiveness for her crime? Actually somewhat deep (and one of the last roles she'd play before retiring way too young)! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:25 pm

What's Happening Now!! - TV Shows
If Raj was now so successful why was he STILL hanging around with these dorks- and why was Mama STILL AWOL? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:22 pm

Iron Chef America - TV Shows
What does the Chairman do besides do a [taped] backflip, intro the Challenger+ Secret Ingredient, eat everything prepared while the judges praise/dis the dishes, then declare the winner?! Must be nice work! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:16 pm

Facebook - Websites
Friedrich, Frankly, I don't care whether anyone knows what color socks I have on so why would I want to post something on that thing that I wouldn't feel worth bothering my closest friends or family with. Stringing together an e-mail list seems much less of a bother than Facebook on in quite a few qays! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:13 pm

Academy Awards, The - Random Topics
It boned for me when not only did they elect to give Woody Allen a Lifetime Achievement Award but then the ENTIRE audience was shown giving him a STANDING OVATION- not a single attendee excepted?! Sickening enough that the Academy itself treated him as though he could do no wrong cinematically and that they were perfectly willing to forget the human wreckage he reaped re all the stuff involving Mia Farrow's family but couldn't even ONE attendee have had the guts not to join in those whacked priorities?! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:09 pm

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
TOTALLY agree, SSM and BrewMaster! I only saw one promo of it but it was stomach churning enough- a so-called mother was shown sitting in the audience shaking herself like a belly dancer to encourage her tiny daughter to do the same before the so-called judges! EVIL on so MANY levels! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 3:58 pm

Family - TV Shows
DolFan, Yes, it's true that Merideth Baxter is openly a lesbian and has been in a comitted relationship with another lesbian for several years. However; it's a matter of public record that she was married to three men and had five children beforehand so read how you want re whether that means she was always a lesbian. Regardless, she was gorgeous and helped relieve the tedium of that show! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 3:53 pm

Sabrina the Teenage Witch - TV Shows
i love any and everything to do with melissa joan hart...it took me awhile to get used to the new characters when she left for college but u gotta love soleil moon frye and that thin redhead from clueless -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:32 am

Fairly OddParents, The - TV Shows
I love fop but adding poof to the show sometimes messed up the dynamics. it like timmy forgot his parents and started a family with cosmo, wanda and poof after awhile. the plots werent even good. they need more eps like the old one where timmy was smart and did that brainathon with aj, etc. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:29 am

Jerry Seinfeld - Celebrities
I love jerry seinfeld and his show is still funny and relevant, but maybe that's because I'm funny and sarcastic like him. not everyone gets his humor. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:14 am

Evanescence - Music Groups
Amy Lee owns! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:11 am

Twilight - Movie Series
I love Twilight but I'm just a huge vampire fan anyway...I'm team edward, jacob, and bella. the movies are just so deep and romantic. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:09 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Wow, now he praised the rehiring of Michael Vick? You are SO not getting my vote next time, B.O. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 1, 2011, 5:58 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
These people also say that George W. Bush is a borderline-retarded, gibbering buffoon while simultaneously claiming he is also a Machiavellian genius strategist to be able to pull off such a plot. Uh, he can't be BOTH things, guys. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 1, 2011, 5:47 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
I don't mind a sitcom that turn a bit "cartoonish". It better than turning into a drama like M.A.S.H. and countless others. I do argee that Jill become a littie meaner each season but it's still a funny show. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on January 1, 2011, 12:45 am

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
They should ban child pageants, I mean turning kids into mini-adults, yuck! -- Submitted By: (SSM) on January 1, 2011, 12:32 am

Dallas - TV Shows
I was too young to really follow this show but managed to sneak a few episodes. I always thought the JR Ewing character was the epitome of GREED and CRUELTY. I remember an episode when Sue Ellen had finally got a hold of her alcoholism and was sober for a significant period of time. She and JR got into an argument and JR did the most cruel thing--he threw a drink in her face. Shocked and intrigued at the same time, my mouth was wide open as credits rolled with liquor rolling down her face and over her lips. Being young, I wanted to see if she would open her mouth or lick a tiny drop of alcohol. Fast forward to the next week: SUE ELLEN IS LUSH AGAGIN--oh, the cruel power of JR Ewing! -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 31, 2010, 2:03 pm

ANSWER (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism) - Random Topics
Wow, this group seems like yet another evil organization springing up in America. Lot of that going around since You Know Who became president. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 31, 2010, 12:35 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Robert, didn't you know Al Qaeda was in on it and Bush paid them off to claim responsibility just to throw everyone off the trail of the REAL culprit? LOL Oh, and to the troll, Rather actually DID make up stuff about Bush, producing some "incriminating" documents that actually turned out to have been made in the early 70s. Unlike the 911 conspiracy this is the TRUTH. That's why he's no longer working for any major news network. But you can still catch him on HDNet, probably still blaming Bush for everything. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 31, 2010, 12:32 pm

Married with Children - TV Shows
It never boned although it came close with that "Seven" kid and tried to be a family show. Thankfully he disappears and it went back to the crude adult comedy again. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 9:06 am

Arthur - TV Shows
One more I like to add, I hate it when celebate their brithdays in one episode just to be ignore it the next. Example: DW said to be 4 years old in previous episodes, in one episode celebates her 5th brithday, then the next episode and all future episodes turn her back 4 again. At least do like the Simpson did and celebate her 4th brithday again if you going to keep it the same. Or like King of the Hill and keep her age 5. I understand cartoons don't age but acting like they age one year in one episode just not to exist again really the other boning point. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 8:43 am

Arthur - TV Shows
It boned when that infamous episode "Arthur's Big Hit" aired. D.W. is real pain in the ass and keep on bothering Arthur and messing him up even after he said not to touch his plane and to leave him alone. She still touch it anyways and thrown it out the window, breaking the plane. Although Arthur was wrong for hitting D.W. out of anger (she deserved it though), and punishing him (by 1 week without him) rightfully, nothing happens to DW except, "we deal what she did" , translation nothing happens to her. After that, everyone acts like Arthur is a monster, he tries to explain his side of the story but they don't want to listen, keep saying "she just a littie girl" crap. Even Buster don't want to hear Arthur even though he witness DW bothering Arthur. When Binky hits Arthur for no reason, his mom instead of making him feel better, she mocks him saying, "Now you know how she feels blah blah blah". It's not the same thing, Binky hits Arthur randomly (due to peer pressure from his friends), while Arthur was provoked, two completely different situation. Arthur parents never even teach DW about respecting other people boudaries (that why Arthur hitting DW happens), and every one of Arthur act like DW is innocent even though they know DW is a real pest. After that, the show went downhill for me. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 8:28 am

Superman - Movie Series
I remember watching the Superman movies when I was a littie kid. That said, Superman IV is a mistake that shouldn't be made at all. The first two rocked, Superman III I liked also, it wasn't as good as the first two but still a petty good movie. The forth one, that's when everything went wrong, random plots, a boring non-rememberable villian, pure crap. At least have Bizzaro fighting Superman instead of some copycat Superman reject. Superman IV shows the writers ran out of ideas and milk it for too long and should of ended it with II or III. Thats why there was never a Superman movie again for a long time until Superman Returns. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 7:39 am

Kangaroo Jack - Movie Series
They goning to make sequels of this crap! You have got to kidding me. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 7:16 am

Yngwie Malmsteen - Music Groups
Despite many criticisms I have to say that I own all or most of his albums and I have seen him 4 times in concert and went home smiling. I also own the signature series guitar which plays and sounds like a dream. I am the first one to post here and before anyone says snything Yngwie may have his faults but I still prefer him to the kind of dreck that comes out these days. It may all sound the same and be excessive but it still satisfies somehting many other bands never figure out. I can't complain about this guy. In these days of Americal Idol and Lady Goo Goo ( I mean Ga Ga) and other Godawful atrocities I feel like thanking God for Yngwie. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 5:29 am

Three's Company - TV Shows
I remember this show from when I lived with my parents. When I read the TV Guide listing aloud after someone asked what was on I could distinctly remember certain shows that elicited moans and groans from all present - "is anything else on?" Sometimes to the extent that you felt like replying,"don't blame me" it's not my fault. When nothing was on but "Three's Company" it was either time to take a bath or go to bed or both. Even in reruns it still amounts to that only without my parents echoing the same sentiments. For the rare occasions when there literally is nothing else on I beganto notice exactly what is wrong with this show. Aside from the fact nobody has any talent unless you count Suzanne Somers dumb blond act (?) I've figured it out. TC scripts consists almost entirely of recycled comedy cliches; the same basic ideas have been done since the days of "I Love Lucy" (which is even better than this crap). 1)The Miscommunication - One person misunderstands something he has heard from another room (or party line in the good ole days)and spends the next 30 minutes acting accordingly; thinking someone is pregnant, dying, engaged, gay or a hardened criminal etc. The idea here is that at the end eveyone will learn not to jump to conclusions and not to eaves drop. 2) Do Me A Favor? - One person does the other a favor by pretending to be something they're not - i.e. lover, date, teacher, spouse, etc. It ends with the pretense being exposed and everybody is forgiven since eveybody meant well and we learn that honesty is the best policy etc. 3)Believe it or not since I never really enjoyed this show that actually about covers it. All of these ideas have been seen and done a thousand times in other better sitcoms. Even "The Flintstones" has more credibility. TC recycled them shamelessly - the whole show is based around Jack pretending to be gay - we know Jack is pretending because he flirts with Janet and Chrissy. Essentially there is nothing funny, original or even likeable about this show. It's most redeeming quality is Suzanne Somer's T&A. That's not a complaint but I have her in Playboy so I don't really need this. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 5:21 am

Three's Company - TV Shows
This was one of those shows that you watched which fell under the category of "Nothing Else On" As kids we had our tv in the living room and generally we had little or no difficulty deciding what to watch but this was always greeted with the same "see of there's something else on" attitude. I can see why because in reruns it amounts to the same thing. None of the actors really has much talent if you ask me, although Suzanne Somers has a great body and has the dumb blonde act down cold. The real problem here is the lousy script. Every episode has one of those stories that you've heard somewhere before about somebody misunderstood what another said, or one character tells a little white lie to fool somebody and the others get dragged into it. Example: the recent Christmas epsiode -Jack and girls are invited to a party with the Ropers but are too afraid to hurt their feelings by telling the Ropers that they were invited to another party and that the Ropers are know for boring parties. Jack and friends try to figure a way to get out of going except for the most obvious and then pretend to have a good time to fool the Ropers; ironically the Ropers are afraid to tell Jack and the girls that they also have been invited to another party and that the Ropers find Jack and the girls to be boring. When, everybody gets to leave the Ropers party they discover that they all have been invited to the same party and that the Stevens family just forgot to deliver their invitations. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 4:46 am

Everybody Hates Chris - TV Shows
I agree so far loving it. Chris Rock may be the best comedian alive right now -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 3:08 am

Twitter - Websites
Cheap Facebook MySpace imitation -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:53 am

Marilyn Manson - Music Groups
Not relevant in the first place if you ask me -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:50 am

Home Improvement - TV Shows
I could live without the "serious" episodes and then the ones where Jill suddenly decides that she is less than perfect and goes to Wilson for advice. The "cartoonish" side to this was part of it's charm. It was a form of escapism where the husband is a goofball but really only wants what's best for his family. Good fun despite flaws. I don't think so, Tim. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:47 am

Married with Children - TV Shows
I don't think this show ever completely BTF because it remained consistently funny throughout it's run. I did notice that in the second season it became a little less unrealistic with the vacation to Dumpwater, Fla (the serial killer episode) and the introduction of the Wankers. The first season had dealt with more realistic situations such as fad diets,gambling, a night out with guys, watching too much sports, the Mustang episode where the guys invest in a rebuilding a classic 65 Mustang much to the girl's disgust. The show remained consistently funny inmho but did become sort of "cartoonish" as far as some of the epiosdes went. I live without the visits to Wanker County and sometimes there was a bit too much of NoMAAM, but nothing to complain too much about. This was one of my all time favorite comedies and still is. As far as the most common comments about the show: Either Ted McGinley of David Garrison was only Al's sidekick. His Barney Rubble. Kelly always was dumb from day one so I don't see how we can say that she got dumber later on. Also Al was none too bright either so same there. I really don't see what Amanda Bearse in reall life has to do with anything. She was fine as Marcy. Never Boned in my book. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:41 am

Law and Order - TV Shows
I had always enjoyed L&O and it wasn't the "format" or the "ripped from the headlines" style that killed the show. Two things mainly: one was the departure of many of the show's core of characters and two was the weak writing especially imho during season 19 & 20. The stories seemed to go from these high profile cases to these rather sloppily written stories about street gangs and vigilante justice and such and that the new characters about that time seemed like rookies compared to Briscoe and Green, Mc Coy and Kincaid or Southerlyn who all seemed like seasoned pros in their roles as attorneys or detectives. Several of the storylines have the attorneys unable to find a legal precedent everytime somebody throws a curve into their case which would never happen to McCoy, Kincaid Southerlyn, Stone, Robinette and all the originals. The actors who look like they just stepped out of a graduation photo seem amateurish the last several seasons as does the writing. Also when Michael Imperioli joins the cast it seemed to coincide with the peak period of the Sopranos' popularity. Similarly J.K. Simmons appears as Dr Skoda seems to coincide with the rise in popularity of "Oz", another HBO series in which Simmons plays the leader of the Aryan brotherhood in prison. His character as well as his acting seems far more credible than Imperioli as an attorney. Dean Winters from "Oz" appears in several forgettable episodes for the same reason and then of course Christopher Meloni as the annoying detective Stabler on SVU. Meloni's charcter on "Oz" has an overnight metamorphisis from Nazi to gay lover. Seeing him as a sanctimonious detective on the dull spinoff SVU is a stretch. The writing and the lineup changes are what hurt this show. The format was great and was a trademark of the show and the controversial issues held your interest because they were handled intelligently and researched thoroughly. They couldn't very well make a drama about traffic court. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:27 am

Exxon Mobil - Random Topics
Exxon Valdez was to ExxonMobil as the Deepwater Horizon was to BP. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 30, 2010, 6:06 pm

Tommy Wisseau - Celebrities
Wisseau serious, Tommy? -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 30, 2010, 6:04 pm

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
Can the "parents" of these kids be brought up on child abuse charges? Trotting them out like little show ponies to live vicariously through them is beyond sick. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 30, 2010, 2:35 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Oh gawd...hey DolFan--speaking of 'conspiracy theories'--yours involving Dan Rather is pretty lulzworthy itself, lol. -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 30, 2010, 11:10 am

SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron - TV Shows
SWAT stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. Special Weapons, they have. Tactics, that too. But only two members? That's hardly a team. I too enjoyed this when I was younger, and as far as I remember, it hasn't boned yet. I hope it stays that way. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 30, 2010, 10:04 am

Kangaroo Jack - Movie Series
They hit a kangaroo, dress it up, and it runs away. These people keep insulting our intelligence with garbage like this. If this garbage script became a movie, there must be a movie script in the garbage. There must have been a mix-up, it's the only way. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 30, 2010, 9:58 am

ANSWER (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism) - Random Topics
Burning Israeli flags, supporting terrorists, Nazi salutes. Some peace organization. Any group that gives itself a nice-sounding name like "The Happy Love and Peace Club" is usually quite the opposite of what they claim to be. Stopping war and ending racism? That's a good one, ANSWER. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 30, 2010, 9:43 am

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
I sometimes think the "birthers" movement is a satire against the 9/11 truth movement. If it isn't, at least they accuse Obama of something far less horrible than what Bush is being accused of. Also, if Bush orchestrated 9/11, why would Al-Qaida accept responsibility for the attacks? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 30, 2010, 9:33 am

STORM (Standing together to Organize a Revolution - Random Topics
"Involving young people of color in direct action protests against the Gulf War"? That smacks of racial exploitation. And, no, I'm not playing the race card; STORM aims for them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 30, 2010, 9:25 am

Cracked (magazine) - Random Topics
I knew from day one this was just a MAD ripoff. I didn't really get into it, but me and my friends just went for the original magazine instead. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 30, 2010, 9:14 am

Oprah - Celebrities
You could cut the irony with a hot butter knife. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 30, 2010, 9:09 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
You want to capture Bin Ladin, just go to the basement of the White House. -- Submitted By: (jimm2009) on December 30, 2010, 8:56 am

Cow and Chicken - TV Shows
I know a lot of people say that this is a Ren and Stimpy rip-off, but I actually heard somewhere that John K (Ren and Stimpy's creator) liked this show (being one of the few post-70s cartoons that he hasn't panned). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 30, 2010, 1:13 am

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
The LHotP episodes I most remember are when Albert (in his angst--AGAIN!) feigns blindness so his "real Pa" wouldn't take from Pa Ingalls to use him as an extra hand on a farm; Albert's girlfriend is raped, impregnated and dies :-( -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 30, 2010, 12:29 am

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns - TV Shows
UNWATCHABLE--and that's putting it mildly! -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 30, 2010, 12:13 am

Tyler Perry's House of Payne - TV Shows
I admire Tyler Perry for his business acumen; his comedy leaves a lot to be desired--like being funny. -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 30, 2010, 12:11 am

How I Met Your Mother - TV Shows
Although the concept of the "circle of close friends" is certainly not new, I find the writing for this show to be very clever. I must admit that Neil Patrick Harris as Barney the womanizer is a bit of a stretch. (no pun intended...OK, it is my intention) -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 30, 2010, 12:06 am

Bank of America - Random Topics
If you bank with this institution make sure you review your monthly statements very carefully for "mistakes" that are in favor of BoA. -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 29, 2010, 11:44 pm

Medium - TV Shows
The title of the show alone is unrealistic. Allison isn't a "MEDIUM"--I am quite sure she's a "LARGE"! -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 29, 2010, 11:38 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
I wouldn't really blame the liberal media on the whole thing, since I've seen conservatives (such as Alex Jones and Mark Dice) who are just as vocal. While I do think that Bush and Clinton let it slide between 1993 and 2001, I just don't think they'd be capable of setting 9/11 up. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 29, 2010, 2:47 pm

Monopoly - Random Topics
The board was redesigned? Darrow's spinning in his grave with that one. If it ain't broke, DON'T FIX IT. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 29, 2010, 10:34 am

Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips - Random Topics
There used to be an Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips at the Avenues Mall south of where I live - it's long gone now. I regret not giving it a try when it was around. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 29, 2010, 10:29 am

Krispy Kreme - Random Topics
Krispy Kreme is okay every once in a while, but their doughnuts aren't particularly filling. Granted, they have new flavors every so often, but there isn't much to their doughnuts. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 29, 2010, 10:27 am

Papa John's Pizza - Random Topics
Papa John's makes okay pizza, but the main thing I enjoy is the garlic butter dipping sauce that comes with every pizza. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 29, 2010, 10:23 am

ANSWER (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism) - Random Topics
True that. Terrorists are never about ending wars, they seek to start and/or prolong wars. Any organization that sides with terrorists render their standpoint meaningless. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 29, 2010, 10:21 am

Cracked (magazine) - Random Topics
Cracked...indeed it's a poor man's MAD. The spoofs and whatever else Cracked puts forth pale in comparison to what MAD cranks out. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 29, 2010, 10:13 am

Windows Live Messenger - Random Topics
Windows Live Messenger/MSN Messenger is one of those programs that seems to bone with each new update. More recent updates have shown that with "features" such as removing the BRB status, changing the status icons to different colours rather then different symbols, disabling links on all but apparently the latest version (i.e., so you need to copy and paste them into your browser) and making every new version increasingly fancier. I think when it comes to instant messenger programs, the main features they need are the messaging, message logging in simple text format, basic statuses like away mode, busy mode, brb mode etc., file transfers and being able to speak with multiple people at once. Put that in a simple to use decent looking interface and that should be enough. Windows Live Messenger has those features (well, except brb unless they've restored it) but unfortunately, they tend to add a bunch of stuff that distracts from them. Personally, I think it boned when they started getting away from what the service is at its core. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on December 29, 2010, 9:55 am

Roseanne - TV Shows
It usually just came across as funny - the so - called issues and such didn't matter. There was a certain chemistry to the put down insult humor that reminded me of early MASH epsiodes. The problem was that it stopped being funny. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 29, 2010, 1:38 am

TV Land - Random Topics
Literally the only thing worth watching on TVLand for me now is Three Company. If it wasn't for that I wouldn't watch it at all. And not only did they get overrun by Reality TV, they seem to have the dumbest reality shows, which is a HUGE statement. Oh, and I absolutely DESPISE Hot In Cleveland, and I've only ever seen the ads for it!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2010, 1:02 am

Oprah - Celebrities
Anyone else remember right after 9/11 when Oprah couldn't talk enough about...how much other people in the rest of the world hated America under the guise of "warning" and "educating" us? And wasn't she one of the ones who said the 9/11 terrorists were heroes? (The funny part is, that if Bush really did orchestrate 9/11 that would mean Oprah was praising Bush's evil henchmen, which is why liberal conspiracy theories are so hilarious to me.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2010, 12:54 am

Cracked (magazine) - Random Topics
Even as a kid I could tell it was a lame Mad rip off! I thought I was the only one! Ironically, it's much better as a website. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2010, 12:48 am

National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) - Random Topics
PYRulz, that indeed was the boning moment for me. I'm boycotting college football next year, even IF the NFL has a lockout (and I'm boycottng them too). It couldn't be more obvious the NCAA just randomly punishes who it wants when it wants and if someone getting punished is playing in a bigt money game, nothing will happen to them until years later when the same NCAA randomly decides to take their trophies and wins away--AFTER making millions off them. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2010, 12:46 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
SSM is right!!! I wouldn't have put it quite the way he did but Ashley went from being one of the coolest girls ever to just another spoiled "you can't tell ME what to do!!!" teen brat, and it was so true to real life (in a bad way) that I had to quit watching. It wasn't just her parents either, she'd even tell off WILL when he tried to stop her from doing yet another stupid teen thing. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2010, 12:40 am

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
The REAL "truth" is that the liberal media hated Bush so much they intentionally brainwashed the rest of America into thinking he was not only the worst president ever, but genuinely evil to the point of being compared to Hitler. Dan Rather hated him so much he literally ruined his career just to MAKE UP stuff about Bush. Remember, this is the guy who was accused of somehow steering Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans specifically to wipe out the black population there. (Shakes head.) And this movement is so laughably absurd even the MEDIA never got on board, think about THAT for a minute. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2010, 12:37 am

STORM (Standing together to Organize a Revolution - Random Topics
Or it could be that America became so dominated by liberalism they mostly got what they wanted. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 29, 2010, 12:31 am

Cracked (magazine) - Random Topics
Never cared much for the magazine, although I do find some of the articles on the site amusing. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 28, 2010, 9:35 pm

Cracked (magazine) - Random Topics
Cracked had it's moments, but those were few and far between. Bottom line- it was 'a Poor Man's' MAD Magazine all the way around. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on December 28, 2010, 4:41 pm

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
I typedin Chuck E Cheese and Violence into Google- WOW. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122878081364889613.html -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 28, 2010, 4:26 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
AndyC has it right. Short of some crap here and there, they have, for the most part, stood the test of time. The only problem I have with anything associated AC/DC is with iTunes, and selling AC/DC songs played by some shit cover band. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 28, 2010, 5:22 am

Robin Williams - Celebrities
The guy can be funny, but, as the one selection says, once he starts yapping at times, you just wonder if he has an off switch -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 28, 2010, 5:20 am

STORM (Standing together to Organize a Revolution - Random Topics
Let's see... Group forms... gets a small following, and pretty much a few years after that is nothing, then eventually disbands. Sounds to me like a bunch of young people who either got bored with it and quit, or grew up. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 28, 2010, 5:04 am

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
And note to people who preach for a Salary Cap. Yes, the NBA cap is basically a soft one, but still, you pretty much have a cap, and yet you have teams that dominate year in and out, with tons of teams who are lucky to even be thought of as competitive. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 28, 2010, 4:58 am

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