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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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IT Department At Any Company, The - Random Topics
Don't even get me started! If you ever need help on your company computer, what's with the "I'm in IT so I'm so much smarter than you!" attitude?! I've decided it must be over-compensation for their extreme geekiness. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on December 18, 2009, 9:08 am

Fox News - Random Topics
OK it's time for me to weigh in on this one since well over 300 people say FOX sucked from the start. Let's please, please, not make this another political web site. Aren't there enough out there already? Everyone can agree that FOX leans to the right while MSNBC is probably it's polar opposite to the left. Some shows on FOX such as Glenn Beck lean further to the right than others while some shows on MSNBC lean further left such as Countdown with Keith Olbermann. I myself have given positive reviews to shows that lean strongly in both directions. Why? Because instead of looking at the shows through my own political views and beliefs I stick to the true intent of the Bone The Fish website and the criteria set forth. You don't have to agree with the views or the content of a show, you just need to recognize that they have not compromised what they stand for in an effort to gain ratings or avoid cancellation. I suggest to the editors of this page that a new category be added for the posters who bone the fish. If the editors notice anyone automatically slamming a television show, or person, or musical group, etc... because of their personal dislikes, with little or no justification, that poster should be added to the Posters Who Have Boned The Fish category. This would allow the other posters to then vote on whether they think the poster has boned or not. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on December 18, 2009, 12:09 am

Snuggy - Random Topics
Oh, my God, they even made Snuggy for dogs. FOR DOGS! What next, Snuggy for goldfish? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 17, 2009, 11:55 am

Snuggy - Random Topics
Didn't the Heaven's Gate folks who committed the mass suicide to go on a ride on a spaceship hidden by a comet wear robes similiar to this? Yeah, I agree it looks stupid and if I ever go to a ballgame with more than one 'fan' wearing one of these, I'll amscray before anyone tries to recruit me for any cult! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 15, 2009, 10:29 am

Target - Random Topics
Hang in there, shanequia! I've worked retail during the Christmas season so I know where you're coming from! Great having you back! I've missed reading your inimitable commentaries! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 15, 2009, 10:25 am

Swine Flu - Random Topics
Im sure SARS and West Nile Virus would have something to say about all the doom and gloomers of Swine Flu. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 14, 2009, 2:49 pm

Waffle House - Random Topics
Not a good place to eat unless you want to walk out with a menu stuck to your butt. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on December 14, 2009, 10:03 am

Krispy Kreme - Random Topics
Krispy Kreme? try Krispy Air. you go and push down on one and it deflate like a balloon there aint nothing left. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on December 14, 2009, 10:01 am

Target - Random Topics
Getting through Christmas season as a checker aint no picnic. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on December 14, 2009, 9:48 am

Swine Flu - Random Topics
Then you better stop sleeping with pigs. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on December 14, 2009, 9:42 am

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
my friend Noina alergic she cant have no peanuts no more cause her face blow up like a helium balloon. i seen it happen once and it aint pretty. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on December 14, 2009, 9:37 am

Snuggy - Random Topics
This beyond dumb all it is is a robe on backwards. If you are dumb enough to buy it you better pray that a fire dont break out cause if it do you are going to have a hard time getting to an exit wearing what feel like you got a fleece straightjacket on. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on December 14, 2009, 9:35 am

Olive Garden - Random Topics
I agree with (Diezman) it nasty. I tried eating her once and they go and serve me what taste like chef Boy-ardee. Trying to cover up everything with loads of garlic dont make it taste any better either. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on December 14, 2009, 9:27 am

Furry fandom - Random Topics
The problems with the furry fandom are pretty much the same sorts of problems you'll find in almost any fandom that has an adult side to it. And yes, often the media chooses to portray the fans that perhaps take it way too far and too seriously. However this is true for any fandom. Think of what people tend to associate with Star Trek, Star Wars or Dungeons and Dragons fans as being like as some examples. In terms of the adult material that people might associate the fandom with, the problem is that the Internet makes it all too easy for people to share such material. However, instead of sharing it with perhaps a small circle of friends that might give an awkward laugh, you're sharing it to the entire world. If a few people giving someone an awkward thumbs up can be a bad influence, imagine that on a global scale but perhaps as a serious thumbs up. Couple that with the near anonymous nature of the Internet and people tend to end up being a lot less shy about sharing these sorts of closet type interests and kinks. There is plenty of decent furry type out there. However, because the Internet allows people to post adult art and make it accessible where people can comment and post with far less fear of judgment then in the real world, it doesn't take much for the sort of art people associate the fandom with to thrive. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on December 13, 2009, 12:03 pm

Olive Garden - Random Topics
Italian food??? Yeah, right! Claiming Olive Garden has real Italian food is an insult to Italian Americans! Their spaghetti tastes like ketchup and egg noodles -- Submitted By: (diezman) on December 13, 2009, 6:42 am

Furry fandom - Random Topics
Furries are just part of another subculture, like nerds or goths. The reason the internet picks on them is the same reason school children pick on other classmates, stereotypes and peer pressure. -- Submitted By: (Just_a_Username) on December 12, 2009, 4:45 am

4Kids Entertainment - Random Topics
Seriously guys, gives 4kids some slack. They've learned from their mistakes and don't even touch anime anymore. I'm angry at what they did to One Piece but if they never existed, Yugioh Abridged could have never made fun of them. -- Submitted By: (Just_a_Username) on December 12, 2009, 2:46 am

Olive Garden - Random Topics
We miss Olive Garden in Canada, so I have to make the most of it on my visits south of the border. And yes, the breadsticks are superb. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on December 11, 2009, 10:55 am

Enterprise Rent-a-Car - Random Topics
Stephanie -- All rental car companies do this. Generally, the lifespan of a rental car is pretty short, perhaps two years or less. After this, they are cleaned up and sold as used cars. Hopefully, they are sold honestly as "Former rental cars" and priced accordingly, but I wouldn't be surprised if some are sold described as "executive driven" or something similar. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on December 11, 2009, 6:31 am

Socialism - Random Topics
The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money - Margaret Thatcher -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 11, 2009, 6:14 am

Olive Garden - Random Topics
Warm Breadsticks.....Ohhh Yeeeaaahhh -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 11, 2009, 6:10 am

Enterprise Rent-a-Car - Random Topics
It cracks me up that Enterprise SELLS their cars after a certain period of time. Who is God's name wants to buy a former RENTAL car?! Like Jeff Foxworthy said: buying a used rental car is like marrying a whore. They've both been ridden hard and you don't know by whom. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on December 10, 2009, 1:13 pm

Archie Comics - Random Topics
Never liked the comic, and seeing that these guys are quite a bit sue happy as well... wow. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 10, 2009, 4:41 am

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
I have been able to determine through fairly good research (Wikipedia) that the decline actually began by the release of the Spongebob movie. After the film's release (I can't believe I'm actually calling that THING a film), more and more 90's Nicktoons died off (in fact, ALL of the 90's ones are now gone for good), Nickelodeon Studios closed, the Kids Choice awards (and Nick themselves as a whole) became more celebrity-grabbing (especially in 2008-2009), the game shows just left (well, 2 came and, to me, are the ONLY bits of good programming on the network) & let's not forget the HUGE & UNNESSECARY OVERUSE of Spongebob (who, from this comment onward I will simply refer to as "the show that must NEVER be named.") Bottom line, Spongebob killed Nickelodeon. Enough said. -- Submitted By: (Idontlikefails) on December 9, 2009, 10:13 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
They pissed me off when they replaced Sailor Moon with Hamtaro. because anime is anime, right? -- Submitted By: (Melissa) on December 9, 2009, 11:42 am

Macarena, The - Random Topics
Why was this popular again? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 8, 2009, 3:11 pm

Parenting - Random Topics
In response to Swanpride's message (I know it's a bit late. Better late then never I guess) the problem in the last decade or two seems to be a real lack of discipline and respect for other people. However, it's not just in kids, I think it's in everyone. Well, not *everyone* everyone but in a lot of people. For one example, I see a lot more people doing U-turns even in busy intersections where doing a U-turn will slow down everyone behind them. It's almost as though, rather then looking out for one another, we're taking on an attitude of every man, woman and child for themselves. When it comes to the kids, it goes well beyond kids being up and about at 10pm when people who were those kids age say 10-20 years ago and beyond would have been in bed by 10pm. I've also noticed that the sorts of things that 10-15 years ago that one simply didn't say in public (in private perhaps) that people are now much more open about saying. Maybe the Internet is partly to blame what with it allowing people to be more public with the sorts of things they could never be public with before (without people giving them a dirty look anyway). It's almost as if -- well, I can't help but think of Pinocchio and the whole Pleasure Island scenario. What ever happened the dangers of saying and doing what we please and only thinking of ourselves that that movie warned us against? Yes, the consequences it showed were symbolic but the lesson still applies. Whatever happened to encouraging people to listen to that voice in our head saying 'maybe you shouldn't say saying/doing this.'? I say this as it applies to parenting in that kids can at times be a microcosm of humanity. I think we're seeing issues that exist in people of all ages and that the "kids of today" are a reflection of those issues. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on December 7, 2009, 11:32 pm

Sonic Drive-In - Random Topics
Some of the stuff at Sonic is great (burgers, fries), but their breakfast stuff is crap. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:53 pm

Mad Magazine - Random Topics
I grew up at a time when Mad went from 8 a year to 12, I was cool with it, because at least every middle of the month, I knew I could go to the store to pick up the magazine. I still like it to this day, however, going to a quarterly, I just forget about it unless I run into it at the magazine rack. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:50 pm

Commercials - Random Topics
Some of these commercials just make you wonder who really has brains at some companies. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:32 pm

Dave & Buster's - Random Topics
Too bad the closest Dave and Buster's that I know of is in either Philly, or Washington, otherwise, I would go to one a lot more often -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:21 pm

Little Caesars - Random Topics
One thing Little Caesars is good for is their crazy bread. Pizza isnt bad either, at least with the Little Caesars near my house. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:18 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Decent, the best thing is the Stuffed Crust pizza, but between Dominoes, Little Caesars, Papa John's, and Pizza Hut, they are number 4 -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:16 pm

Olive Garden - Random Topics
If I had a few extra bucks on hand, I would definitely go to Olive Garden more often. Oh well, nice to go there whenver its my birthday, or such. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:13 pm

National Hockey League (NHL) - Random Topics
Maybe I live in the wrong part of the country, but it seems like nobody I know actually follows hockey. You never hear people going to the sports bar to watch hockey or having a Stanley Cup party. Like I said, maybe I'm just in the wrong part of the country. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on December 7, 2009, 7:12 pm

Comcast - Random Topics
Comcast sucks. Just raised the rates? Lets raise em again! You got a problem? Screw you, our employees wont give two damns about your problems! Want competition? Sorry, were the only cable in town! Thank god for Satellite TV. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:12 pm

Major League Baseball (MLB) - Random Topics
Like all sports, the seasons run too long. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on December 7, 2009, 7:08 pm

Snuggy - Random Topics
Want a sunggy? Find a robe. Viola, there you go, and I probably saved a bunch of money. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 7:08 pm

Parenting - Random Topics
Some people should not be allowed to breed -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 6:26 pm

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
Greatest comic strip ever. Schultz knew how to do it right. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 6:19 pm

Parenting - Random Topics
KungFuSpinda, I'd like to invite you to Childfreez.com if you are not already a member. You would fit right in. -- Submitted By: (Melissa) on December 7, 2009, 5:11 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
It's getting ridiculous. Parents are trying to make rules that no one in schools can have peanuts. Had my elementary school did that, I would've starved without my peanut butter sandwich. (Wouldn't a kid who's allergic know not to eat that?) -- Submitted By: (Melissa) on December 7, 2009, 5:05 pm

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
I remember someone on the Scottish Site defended the changes made on Daria by saying if we wanted some stagnant, frozen in time snarkers, we should read Peanuts. I told this person to say what they would about Daria but Don't. Dis. Peanuts. Without Peanuts, every comic strip would be Family Circus and every TV show would be Full House. Chilling thought, isn't it? -- Submitted By: (Melissa) on December 7, 2009, 5:03 pm

TV Guide - Random Topics
TV Guide could have gone in another direction for the redesign. Instead of becoming a gossipy clone of OK magazine, or similar, it could have done more of what it did well before: The in-depth features that made it a good read from the start. TV Guide could have become the LIFE magazine of TV, remaining true to its roots. Printed TV listings are no longer necessary in a medium that is always changing its lineups. It lost a lot of subscribers as a result. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on December 7, 2009, 11:48 am

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - Random Topics
Why is that everytime the inductees collaborate on stage at the end of the ceremony, Bruce Springsteen is always there? It's like, every single year, he's up on stage jammin' with everyone. He's like the party crasher or something. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on December 7, 2009, 9:11 am

EA Sports - Random Topics
Exactly, PYLrulz, EA's charade of charging us for cr@p games has gone on long enough. Madden SUCKS, that's why I'm hoping for Backbreaker to be the next great football game. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on December 6, 2009, 7:28 pm

Sirius XM Satellite Radio - Random Topics
Living in Lancaster, PA, Sirius/XM is great, as I can be able to listen to West Virginia football. Howard Stern also being on Sirius/XM is great as well. Unless they do something stupid, there is no boning moments as of yet. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 6, 2009, 12:38 pm

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - Random Topics
This is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. What the hell is with these non-rock groups/people in it?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 6, 2009, 10:13 am

NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Ra - Random Topics
I would really see it starting at when Mike Helton was put in his position of power in NASCAR. Most of the rules and such he has put out there has really hurt the sport. I know lots of people could say the Brian France or such, but I think Helton is the main brains of the boning. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 6, 2009, 9:27 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
I guess when people go to Satellite TV, and Digital Cable, and have the listings for whatever they want to see with one click of a button, I guess TV Guide had to do what they had to do to reinvent itself, and that was to go gossip. They would of been better off just dying with some dignity. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 6, 2009, 9:03 am

EA Sports - Random Topics
From Football to NASCAR to Baseball, short of tiny little updates that mean chickenshit, it has seemed that each year, the games has been the same as last year. Madden, ever since they got the exclusive license, the quality of their games has not seemed to go up that much. Ever since NASCAR gave EA Sports the exclusive license each year has seemed to be the same thing, just with a different label. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 6, 2009, 9:00 am

Sims, The - Random Topics
Never cared much for it. Wasn't my type of game that I got into -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 6, 2009, 8:50 am

Sims, The - Random Topics
I never really cared for Sims 2 (I was pretty sure that there would be Sims 3 one day, and there surely will be Sims 4 one day too...why bother? There are still creaters who will give me great new stuff for sims 1), but thats not the reason, the game boned for me. It actually boned a little bit earlier, when they created superstar and put a copy protection on it, which crashed with the newest windows systems. Since I have XP, my pc can't read the CD properly anymore...one would think that during the last YEARS EA would have bothered to create a patch for the problem, but noooooo, why should they, its not like the sims 1 gamers are the buyers of the future, are they? One would think that they would have at least learned after the fiasco...but noooo, with the sims 2 they had the safe disk problem again. The absolute boning moment, not only for the sims, but for EA in general, is the new copy protection which prevents the buyer from installing the game on more than five PCs...hello, I BOUGHT the software! It is my freaking right to play the game for the rest of my life, never mind how many different PC I decide to own in the meantime. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on December 6, 2009, 1:11 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
The only good thing that might come out of this is that there is going to be a few guaranteed mass suicides, and that should cleanse the gene pool a little bit. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:25 am

Adult Swim - Random Topics
I hate to say it since Adult Swim has provided so much entertainment and laughter for me for years, but in the past few years virtually all of their new shows have been weak, poorly animated and laughless in large extent. The only exceptions I can think of are Moral Orel and Venture Brothers and MO is cancelled and VB can't really be described as a "new" show anymore. Drinky Crow, Tim and Eric, Fat Guy, Devil's Daughter, Assy McGee, Superjail, Minoriteam, Xavier, Saul of the Mole Men, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, and many others of recent vintage seem to subscribe to the "if its gross, it's funny" ehtos, and for me, it's not. Not much subtlety or wit involved in these shows. And the over reliance on old chestnuts (reruns) of Family Guy and Aqua Teen is a mistake too. At some point, everyone is going to tire of them and then where will they be? I also echo the feelings of other fans who bemoan the live action emphasis. Shouldn't those shows be on Comedy Central (if aired anywhere)? -- Submitted By: (BaronCathode) on December 3, 2009, 6:41 pm

Hotels - Random Topics
Whilst I don't travel enough to go to hotels frequently, I always make a point of being nice the people who work there. It's wise to show respect to workers no matter what business you are at, whether you're at hotels, restaurants, etc. (even if you don't get a discount or other bonus). I hate rude people who think they're royalty and thus allowed to treat people--especially workers--like garbage, and act like they're above other customers. I can imagine how tempting it must be for a worker to restrain themselves from launching a profanity-laced tirade against these jerks. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm

Hotels - Random Topics
Great testimony, Joe. I don't think hotels ever boned. By the way, I agree with you that hotel workers are also people, just like anyone else. It's a wonder that you have to adjust rates up rather down. You made a great comment. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 3, 2009, 11:45 am

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
How can you not believe in this vast conspiracy when it is exposed by such intellectual titans as Rosie O'Donnell, Cynthia McKinney, Ed Asner, and Charlie Sheen? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 3, 2009, 7:48 am

Boston Red Sox - Random Topics
Dol, agreed in every way. When they did what they did to the Yankees, it was a nice, heartwarming thing that happened, seeing the "Evil Empire" get beat like that. Now, the Red Sox have become the very thing that Red Sox fans have hated. And do not get me started on all of the bandwagon jumpers that have jumped on, claiming that they were long suffering fans (don't believe me? Go to a Orioles game whenever they play the Red Sox.) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:48 am

Adult Swim - Random Topics
Still some good shows here and there (like Robot Chicken), but most of the rest... total, utter, junk, and I do not get how people can watch it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:44 am

Parents Television Council (PTC) - Random Topics
A group that has never heard of the off switch -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:43 am

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
Sadly, Ring of Honor, or TNA do not have the resources, or television deals to compete against the WWE. All of us wrestling fans know that Vince has the ability to put out a good product, he just needs prodding by competitors. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:37 am

National Hockey League (NHL) - Random Topics
Right now, the Lockout, but the lockout has also proved beneficial in ways, with new rule changes and such. If a few more things happen, like the league getting on ESPN, or more consistency in suspensions, I think quite possibly, the NHL can be "Unboned" -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:33 am

Major League Baseball - Random Topics
Have to disagree. Sure, the Yankees have an advantage of having millions of bucks to bank on, but the Pirates, and a few other teams need to suck it up, build strong minor league systems, and keep on putting out a good product, while not screaming "BROKE!!!" Besides, whats to say that with a Salary Cap, that would kill off any dynasties. The NFL has one, and the Patriots had their dynasty. The NBA has had one for 25 years, hasnt prevented the Bulls, Lakers, or Spurs from being dynastic. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:28 am

Papa John's Pizza - Random Topics
All I have to say is... Garlic Dipping Sauce > * -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 12:51 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
The 2012 doomsday prediction is bogus. In fact, I'd say it boned from Day 1. I can't believe almost everyone's falling for this piece of garbage. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 2, 2009, 7:17 pm

Pornography - Random Topics
So being able to undress yourself and be naked is a talent? -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 12:38 pm

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
I have been to the gates of Hell. It says 'Chuck E. Cheese' about the portal. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 9:34 am

Christmas - Random Topics
You hit then nail on the head, Scotty. Since stores start Christmas SO early, people are forgetting about other holidays, like Thanksgiving. Plus, those Wal-Mart Christmas commercials are getting annoying. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 2, 2009, 7:34 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
I like bmovies's story on how what was once THE source for TV listings; it's now a complete joke! Thankfully, I use TitanTV and Zap2It for looking up the locals (HD and extra DTV channels; the newspaper doesn't even list those special DTV channels!). Other than that, I'd have to say TV Guide was OVER when they KILLED the "Jump the Shark" site, which was one of my favorite sites ever! Using my trademark rant, "I logged on to Jump The Shark back in February or so, only to find out that the priceless comments have been wiped off the face of the Earth! I am mad! I have been a JTS fan since 2003, and I am shocked to see it disappeared! I even wanted to see a Disney Channel page similar to the Nick page! I want my JTS back!" That being said, I am boycotting TV Guide (except for maybe an electronic TV listing system built-into the TV) until this issue is taken care of! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 30, 2009, 6:07 pm

NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Ra - Random Topics
Two reasons that kind of go hand in hand. The Car of Tomorrow was just a bad move, took all the creativity out of setting up the cars and most of the excitement out of the actual racing. That was bad enough, but whoever designed the CoT played right into the hands of certain teams that could *cough cough* do no wrong and come every September, bore the fans to tears. Jimmie Johnson, aka the human version of Sominex, I'm looking in your direction. -- Submitted By: (jrbor76) on November 29, 2009, 1:40 pm

Conspiracy Theories - Random Topics
To even say the words "conspiracy theory" is taboo. It just renders you as someone who doesn't look at life at all angles, especially when a response to a problem is one you refuse to agree with no matter if there's a choice or not. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 29, 2009, 12:09 am

Commercials - Random Topics
When I watch my old '80s videos, I noticed how the commercials back then didn't all try to be funny like they do now. I remember how the unique it was at that time to have humorous ads like "Where's The Beef?" I'd rather have a straightforward humorless ad or a jingle like back then than the attempting-to-be-funny-but-failing ones of today. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 28, 2009, 6:52 am

Calvin and Hobbes - Random Topics
Just looked at a C&H book and the comics are still a riot. The snowmen strips are classic!! -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on November 27, 2009, 10:59 pm

Commercials - Random Topics
Commercials where the commercial is a lot louder then the show. It's always a wonderful pleasure to have to turn the volume down, only to need to turn it back up after the commercials or for a commercial to scare the heck out of me or drown out a conversation. If you need to scream at me in order to tell me about your product, I don't think that's saying much about your product. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on November 27, 2009, 10:01 pm

EA Sports - Random Topics
EA sports boned when they bought the exclusive NFL license in 2005. That means that only EA Sports is allowed to make video games using real NFL teams, players, stadiums, etc. Why did they do this, you ask? They did this because they knew that NFL 2K5 (produced by 2K Sports) was far superior to their Madden 2005. They knew that 2k was producing high-quality games, so the cowards over at EA bought the license so that only they could make NFL games. They were AFRAID that 2K was making better games, so they pull a chickenshit move like that. Ever since they bought the license, EA's Madden games have steadily gone downhill in terms of quality. The Madden games are just the same steaming piece of dog turd released every year, the only difference is the updated rosters. To that I say SCREW YOU EA SPORTS, you're getting no more of my money until you give up that license. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 27, 2009, 12:32 pm

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
What are you talking about, FlxibleMetro? Up until their most recent championship this past year, the Lakers hadn't won the Finals since the 2001-2002 season. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 27, 2009, 12:14 pm

Swine Flu - Random Topics
the next morning after a hook up, I do worry about swine flu a little -- Submitted By: (bullman) on November 26, 2009, 6:40 am

Burger King - Random Topics
I occasionally have nightmares about the commercial where the guy wakes up to find the king in bed with him. -- Submitted By: (bullman) on November 26, 2009, 6:39 am

Dairy Queen - Random Topics
Their burgers & chicken sandwiches are awful! But their chicken strip basket, which is real white meat is damn delicious! -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on November 26, 2009, 3:59 am

Commercials - Random Topics
Around 1996 or 1997. When commercials started getting stupid. All started with the 'talking' Taco Bell dog & the annoying GEICO gecko, then all commercials gone down from there. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on November 26, 2009, 3:57 am

ABC Family - Random Topics
It was better, when it was FOX Family. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on November 26, 2009, 3:49 am

Macarena, The - Random Topics
One lame song & dance. Glad that it's dead. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on November 26, 2009, 3:43 am

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
Los Angeles Lakers always winning the finals every year. Need I say more? -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on November 26, 2009, 3:35 am

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
Super Mario Bros 4 is actually Super Mario World. And it's one of the greatest games ever made. If there was a good moment when SMB Boned the Fish, it would be Super Mario Sunshine. But it immediately jumped back with New Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Galaxy. And New SMB Wii ain't too shabby either (yes there is less originality, but it still a terrific game). -- Submitted By: (btf52) on November 25, 2009, 8:10 am

Apple Inc. - Random Topics
Apple was a computer Powerhouse with the Apple II. They boned the fish with the Macintosh that was difficult to upgrade and expand with no plug-in peripherals and very expensive compared to the PC compatible computers. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on November 24, 2009, 10:52 pm

Snuggy - Random Topics
Ah the blanket that want's to make you join a cult. BTW my grandma has a snuggie she says its not a thick as a blanket should be and is somewhat cold. -- Submitted By: (CobraCommander1) on November 24, 2009, 7:13 pm

Veganism - Random Topics
A post from a vegan condemning meat eating and meat eaters: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/opinion/22steiner.html?_r=1 And on the second page, the 8th paragraph, he calls meat-eaters "self-righteous". The pot calling the kettle black?: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/opinion/22steiner.html?pagewanted=2 He criticizes meat eaters for devalueing animal life, and seeing animals as inferior beings. If this guy's concerned about devalueing the lives of living things, he should stop eating fruits and vegetables too, because plants are also living things. When he bought his vegan food, did he check for a label saying "No animals were killed in the raising of this produce either through the use of pesticides or farm equipment"? If any animals were killed during the production of his meals, then he is just as guilty of killing animals as those who eat meat. The only way to ensure your diet does not kill any animals is to starve to death. Really, nobody in their right mind wants animals to be tortured, but not all farms are cruel to their animals. And many of the ones that are eventually get caught and punished. And it's no more hypocritical for an animal lover to eat meat than it is for a plant lover to eat fruits and vegetables. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 24, 2009, 12:21 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
"The jig is up - the news is out - they've finally found me..." Conspiracy, collusion in exaggerating warming data, possibly illegal destruction of embarrassing information, organised resistance to disclosure, manipulation of data, private admissions of flaws in their public claims and much more. http://tinyurl.com/yhx9juw -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on November 24, 2009, 9:45 am

Squirrels - Random Topics
Squirrels? Really? Come on people. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 23, 2009, 11:33 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
I didn't realize Christmas was a two-month celebration that started in freaking OCTOBER. Of course, that's what Walmart would have you believe. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 23, 2009, 8:00 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Thanksgiving is completely overshadowed by Christmas, no doubt about it. I see people decorating for Christmas already, and it's not even Thanksgiving. Not to mention that Christmas commercials started showing up even before Halloween. I haven't seen a Thanksgiving-themed commercial yet. Radio stations are also starting to play Christmas carols. Don't get me wrong, Christmas is my favorite holiday, but it seems that nobody gives a damn about Thanksgiving anymore. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 23, 2009, 7:57 pm

Pixar Animation Studios - Random Topics
Never Boned. They've yet to make a bad movie, in fact, their movies seem to get better and better, IMO. Looking forward to Toy Story 3! -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 23, 2009, 7:05 pm

Commercials - Random Topics
I rarely watch commercials, as most of you probably do, I consider them "TV Intermission" or whatever. I think in general there have been a few funny ones, and a few horrible ones. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 23, 2009, 6:58 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
They're caught up in a live lobster broiling scandal: http://www.mizozo.com/weird/11/2009/20/peta-slaughters-lobsters-for-cookout.html -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 23, 2009, 2:17 pm

Academy Awards, The - Random Topics
The Academy Awards was added to my list of award shows that I stopped watching for one good reason. In the end, you come to realize that what you like is not what others like. We all have our own tastes and interests and with that said and no matter how glamorous the event is, the majority of the public often finds it irrational to allow an award show to tell us what to like. And I think much of the reason why obscure, independent, and foreign films are winning awards over the big studio productions made here is they are probably have more of the written winning criteria to show for. Meanwhile more of the movies made for mainstream audiences are spending more time focusing on giving people what they want and if the movie is number one at the box office two weeks in a row, that probably means more to the studio than a molded piece of metal, and if people like the film the profit from the DVD sales will show it. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 10:39 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
Cable is a waste of money. You get all these channels and only a few of them you ever watch. Worse yet, many of the older cable channels changed their format to become more general in order to reach more audiences, ignoring their original purpose. Remember when A&E and Bravo were devoted to arts, then started showing network reruns and reality shows? Remember when MTV2 tried to restore the former music only format of MTV and then started to have reruns of shows from the first network? Remember TNN was the "Nashville" Network devoted to country music lifestyles and then became the "National" Network to broaden their programming, and now known as Spike TV? In the end, you might find that to watch any good shows you can go online and get what you want while ignoring the rest. Save the TV screen for movie night. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 10:14 pm

Sci Fi Network - Random Topics
Respelling the name and giving the network an ugly logo which we have to see at the bottom left corner all the time. There was zero reason for it. I think most people knew what Sci Fi Channel meant. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 10:02 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
BTF around the early-to-mid 2000's... About 2002-2006 was the slow decline. NICKELODEON- Started to decline when most of the old Nicktoon's and Live Action shows began to end, Doug, Rugrats (pre-Dil of course), Ren and Stimpy, Rocko, Hey Arnold, Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, Pete and Pete, Clarissa, Hey Dude, and so on... now I wouldn't have had a problem if these shows were replaced with equally GOOD shows, but they weren't. Instead, we got stuck with the likes of unsightly garbage like The Amanda show, All Growed Up, Butt Ugly Martians, Yakity Yak, and now more recently Mr. Meaty, The Mighty Bee, 6Teen (which is currently clogging up Cartoon Network's airspace, I belive)My Dad the Rock Star, and loads more. These shows don't have the humor or magic that the older shows had. They are just potty humor, butt jokes, repetitive jokes, loud, ear-piercing voices/screaming, and stupidity. I have enjoyed Pre-movie SpongeBob, FOP (before it got lame), Avatar, Drake and josh, Teenage Robot though. But basically this channel is nothing but Teeny-bopper teen/tween shows, about 7 other shows (sorry Nick, I remember when you showed 17 shows a day, and never showed the same show twice... Unless it was a marathon) and SpongeBob (which is a good show; But, again, who on God's green earth wants to watch this show 50 times a day? I sure don't(see above). NICK JR- I don't really have a comment, I dislike the shows that are aired on it now, but the block is for Preschoolers. NICK AT NIGHT- Boned recently. Most of these shows are good, but the block is losing it's variety, Only a handful of shows are shown now. At least tell them to cancel the god-awful "Glenn Martin, D.D.S." god that show is trashy and disgusting. NICKTOONS- I thought of this as the Nick equivelent of Boomerang. But it boned when they removed all the old Nick shows and replaced them with the crap shown on Nickelodeon now, or gave them 3 A.M. (death) slots... (Ren and Stimpy). NOGGIN/THE-N/TEENICK- This channel was great in the beginning. Showings of Pete and Pete, Hey Dude, Bill Nye, Ghostwriter... Alas, it just became Nick Jr... Jr. The N/Teenick recently spun off... The channel is good, That 70's show, FPOBA and the other shows were a nice touch, but Degrassi is overplayed (and I really never cared for the show, myself). -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on November 20, 2009, 1:18 pm

Kellogg's - Random Topics
Everytime I see Kellogg's, all I can think of is the old commercials with the Monkees and they were singing that jingle: "K-E-Double-L O -Double -G Kellog's best to you!" -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 20, 2009, 8:00 am

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