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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Honestly, why was the internet made sometimes? Griefers, trolls, you name it. These guys take the fun out of some of the fun things to do on the internet. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 4:46 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
I think the reason there are so many allergies and illnesses is because people began to sanitize everything babies use, which in turn prevents a baby's immune system from developing. Obviously, you don't want a baby to drink from a filthy bottle, but if they're not exposed to germs at a young age, their immune system will never learn how to deal with them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 1:01 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Wasting your life spending several hours a day doing nothing but annoy people? Griefers are the epitome of losers. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 12:56 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
I checked google to see for myself. I am sad to report that the results for me matched the results for Travoltron. It makes me remember one of my Jewish friends telling me that Jews were the most persecuted people throughout history. Thanks to people who blame Jews for 9/11, it seems that history is doomed to repeat itself forever. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 12:52 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
The 9/11 "truth" proponents give legitimate skeptics a bad name, and, ultimately lend comfort to the supposed Big Brother or Illuminati (whatever) by making genuine skepticism synonymous with a crackpot movement. http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/06-09-11/ Back in the cold war era, Project Blue Book was essentially launched to address the UFO fad because there was a real concern that credible sightings of enemy aircraft could be confused with the trendy sightings of "Martian Saucers". Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! The reality about 9/11 is a horribly tragic but pretty straight forward case of mass murder by a determined terror cell. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 12, 2010, 12:00 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
Speaking of those busy Aggie researchers, I saw this on the news a couple of days ago... http://www.foodnavigator.com/Science-Nutrition/Polyphenols-could-lead-to-allergen-free-peanut-butter-Study Ask and you shall receive. Man calling himself "baldrick" wins $50 million lottery jackpot... See you in the papers! -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 11, 2010, 11:08 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Why is it that it's okay to blame 9/11 on everyone EXCEPT those that actually did it? Political correctness? Right now on Google you get 414,000 hits for "Jews did 9/11" and only 53,500 for "Muslims did 9/11". -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 11, 2010, 3:42 pm

Comcast - Random Topics
I think I am one of the few who has never experienced problems with Comcast. I was with Quest for a while, convinced that a bundle with them (phone, internet, satellite) would not only save me money but would give me more channels, faster internet, and more reliable phone service. Well I can tell you that I got none of those things. I stuck it out through my contracted year and then went back to Comcast. It's been smooth sailing ever since. -- Submitted By: (Cadbury) on June 11, 2010, 10:10 am

Guinness World Records - Random Topics
When they started having categories that were disgusting, stupid, and idiotic, the legacy was boned. I don't care to know what the world records are for longest time juggling dog turds, biggest upchuck into a fish tank, or longest time spent sitting on a toilet while constipated. Good news: They don't have those categories yet. Bad news: For how long? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 10, 2010, 12:23 pm

Greenpeace - Random Topics
I think they're in league with that human extinction group... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Turner Classic Movies - Random Topics
@Robert. Agreed, there is a subtlety (yes, I understand the censorship laws play a part) that is lost on nowadays audience with those old films. Not to mention actual charisma and not just plain looks (even Marylin Monroe could be respected). -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 5, 2010, 4:43 am

Bagpipes - Random Topics
May I say, bagpipes have a great sound. Played well of course. I defend the fish here. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 4, 2010, 5:17 pm

Tropicana - Random Topics
The Juicy Rewards program is fun, but the choices are somewhat limited, in my area, at least. I usually just spend points on the Rainforest promotion. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm

Hello Kitty - Random Topics
When I learned about the vibrators, I could never look at Hello Kitty the same way ever again. It's a literal boning moment for Hello Kitty like you wouldn't believe. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:37 pm

Target - Random Topics
Whenever I go to a store, I treat the employees with respect. If they're nice to you, be nice back to them. If they're nasty or mean, they may be having a bad day. Or they may be unhappy at their job. Make it better for them, as a little act of kindness goes a long way. When it comes to Target, all the employees I met are nice. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:35 pm

YouTube Poops - Random Topics
I've only seen a few that were actually funny. The rest? Well, let's just say it's too merciful a euphemism for them to be called "poops". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:31 pm

Krystal Restaurant - Random Topics
I don't like their burgers, but I do like their pups. That's their term for the small hot dogs they sell. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:25 pm

Turner Classic Movies - Random Topics
My grandfather watches this station frequently. Most of the movies they show are awesome classics. When you compare them to a lot of the crap movies of today, even someone who wasn't born until long after the movie was released can't help saying "They don't make 'em like they used to". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:23 pm

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
I've been here before. The Swedish meatballs they serve at the cafeteria aren't so bad. If you don't like housewares, bed, bath, or kitchenware, IKEA may not be the place for you. Another word of caution: If you don't like large stores, IKEA dwarfs home depot at least four times over. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:14 pm

Kool-Aid - Random Topics
Jonestown suicide sheep or not, it doesn't stop Kool-aid from being a tasty sugary alternative to soda. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:05 pm

Bagpipes - Random Topics
Surprisingly, there really are people out there who hate the sounds of bagpipes. How can anyone hate such a cool-sounding instrument? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 11:36 am

Bagpipes - Random Topics
Robert, that's interesting. I never realized that. Anyway, they are one of the coolest instruments around, IMHO. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 4, 2010, 6:52 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
The movie will be nothing but the butt of a huge joke by the end of it all. Remember the Y2K scare, now all the stuff on TV about it is nothing but pitiful. This was asking for ridicule since its inception. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 4, 2010, 12:37 am

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
Anytime we spring forward and fall back, like clockwork (no pun intended), there's a flood of letters to my local newspaper complaining about DST. Frankly, I don't see any reason for this anymore, all it does is throw everybody's internal clocks off-sync for several days. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 3, 2010, 9:24 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
Oh brother, here we go again - another "world will end" load of nonsense which will undoubtedly NOT happen. I'll be one of those laughing at those stupid enough to believe that nonsense when nothing happens yet again. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 3, 2010, 9:20 am

Tattoos - Random Topics
Guys: OK Girls: trashy -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 3, 2010, 8:05 am

Apple Inc. - Random Topics
While I believe over time Apple has actually gotten better than PC, the fact is Steve Jobs despite his initial success had the wrong idea about marketing his brand at first. He was only fortunate that the Apple II debuted in a time when the open format PC computers didn't yet exist, and it's true that he did make things easy for people. Problem is, people first needed a reason to have computers and when Microsoft buttered up to IBM he ended up getting a hard lesson of how the business world worked. Because IBM had numerous relations with businesses across the country, they could sell their PCs to businesses and people who have the same computer at work will want the same computer at home because it was the only way to get things done. Likewise, since Microsoft owned the operating system, it was that company that prevailed because of their selling of the system to other computer companies. The Macintosh, as Jobs thought, was such an easy to use machine he thought that alone would sell the computer, likewise he even thought he could get away with everyone buying from him. But he wouldn't accept that it didn't work that way and ended up quitting Apple in 1985 over his spite. This left Apple without direction for a decade and eventually Jobs came back, having learned his lesson and taking advantage of the internet world to make the Mac a more relevant machine than it had been in the past. Additionally he expanded his business beyond the Mac with the iPod, iPhone, and it did wonders. Meanwhile the open format had proved to be the worse system over time due to it's vulnerability issues with hackers and viruses, thus resulting in the User Access Control on Vista which sadly makes a computer not very friendly to use. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on June 1, 2010, 10:52 am

Red Lobster - Random Topics
My dad is the type of person that believes that seafood should only be eaten at coastal regions where the seafood is fresh. And having been to Red Lobster only twice in my lifetime, I'm inclined to agree. With that said I wont touch Long John Silvers with a 50ft pole. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 31, 2010, 5:59 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
Free-to-air TV sucks, especially in Australia thus it would seem that cable would be better. There is a slightly better variety but not by that much. With all the same shows being played ad nauseum there is not a noticeable difference, and to see the GOOD shows you need to fork up extra money. It is generally useless now with *other* ways of acquiring the shows you want with little cost but the initial price. *taps nose* -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 29, 2010, 7:26 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
There is just way too much to tell here. I believe the first non-music based show they put on was a game show called "Remote Control" and it just went downhill from there. This was also marathoned to death like MTV loves to do which ruins everything if you don't like the program that they shove down your throat. A critic just noticed that "Jersey Shore" isn't anything special, it's just that MTV keeps playing which makes an artifical buzz. In the 80's I liked being surprised by which video they would show next and weren't limited to one genre of music. Rock, rap, new wave, etc. It didn't matter, I just wanted to see a fun music video and not just focus on one type of music. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on May 26, 2010, 12:59 pm

Target - Random Topics
I tried to walk into Target but I missed. Damn. - Mitch Hedberg -- Submitted By: (JBird) on May 26, 2010, 12:34 pm

Citizens Commission on Human Rights - Random Topics
Founded by $cientoligists. Enough said! -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 26, 2010, 4:15 am

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
Let me quote (or paraphrase) Penn & Teller: "Try out our new Penn & Teller bullshit diet! You sit there and not eat anything for the next twenty-four minutes and...... it works just as well as all those other bullshit diets out there." Any diet that forbids me from having my pasta, rice and flat bread can go suck on a fish bone. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 25, 2010, 8:54 pm

YouTube Poops - Random Topics
You get a few clever ones, but like most things with comedy, Many people THINK they can do it, and utterly fail at it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 25, 2010, 6:41 am

Hello Kitty - Random Topics
Ok, when you have some kiddy cartoon character being used for god knows what, it is beyond boned. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 25, 2010, 6:29 am

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
Pelirojo, I was merely describing a current state of affairs not endorsing a particular action. People need to reclaim ultimate responsibility for their own specialized needs though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_combined_immunodeficiency Kids are commonly forbidden to bring any peanut butter to school and, in some day care situations, parents must sign a pledge that their kids must be nut-free at home too in case any traces should remain. It's not labeling that concerns me, the more info the better, rather it's a strategy which would seem to have only dire counter-evolutionary results. A similar misguided strategy may be connected to the dramatic rise in childhood asthma rates, but, let's not digress. The world is a difficult environment and is not getting easier. To foster a fatal weakness into future generations is a poor tactic. Better to figure out how to switch off that gene in ourselves or to take the specific toxin out of the peanut crop. I'm sure there's an Aggie working on this in a university lab right now. Treating peanut butter as if it's the new Sarin is just crazy. An unscientific internet check shows that more people are at severe risk from bee stings (2%) than peanuts (0.4-0.6%), yet, bee-allergic people just tend to keep an EpiPen handy and try to avoid bees. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on May 24, 2010, 3:22 pm

Earth Day - Random Topics
Earth Day is nothing more atan recycled 60's Socialist May day trash with 21st centytury yuppie cause of the day. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on May 24, 2010, 2:14 pm

Dr Pepper - Random Topics
tv fan, Even when I drank sodas, I had to be extremely hot and thirsty to try to drink this stuff[only Tab seemed worse] so I'm no fan but how would Letterman know what horse manure TASTES like?! Gakk!! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 23, 2010, 5:53 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
baldrick, Am I reading you correctly in that you think we should isolate those with peanut allergies? Even if one doesn't care that it would be exceedingly punitive to folks who didn't ask to have that reaction, how difficult would implementing that proposed solution be compared to merely continuing to print a 'this product may contain peanuts' label on packages for consumers to make the decisions for themselves about whether they want to eat something with peanuts or serve it to friends/family who may have the allergies? If you don't want to have kids with peanut allergies ask your intended to take an allergen test before having sex with them if you like but isolating folks as though they comitted a heinous crime seems a bit extreme and quite the opposite of any freedom of choice! Thankfully, I don't have that condition but if I knew someone I cared about had it, I'd be sure to check the labels before I served them anything I knew could trigger possibly fatal reactions. Personally, I think for the sake of those who suffer the allergies (rather than those who consider it annoying to read the packaging labels), peanut allergies boned Day One. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 23, 2010, 5:40 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
The only thing worse than this "group" protesting at funerals, is when they threaten to protest something, then pussy out last second. And them protesting Dio's funeral. That ought to be fun. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 23, 2010, 4:29 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
I've read everyone's comments and agree to infinity. Lisa went from being an intelligent character to an extreme leftist mouthpiece. She also became incredably annoying. The wiki article for her is f*cked up to the extreme. All praise for her and no negatives. I used to like and sympathise with her but now I consider her the worst cartoon character I've ever seen. She is a stupid twit and completely obnoxious. It's gotten to where I wish they would kill her off. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on May 22, 2010, 9:32 pm

Liberalism - Random Topics
Liberalism on paper seems like a great idea. Free rights and equality for everyone. However, it doesn't factor in logic, common sense, and inherent human nature. Ignoring these things, liberalism ends up being wishful thinking for a feel-good utopia that will NEVER exist thanks to the way humans are wired. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 22, 2010, 9:22 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
Ice cream, the perfect desert. No need for elaboration. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 22, 2010, 7:14 pm

Atheism - Random Topics
When I think of atheism I think of Bill Maher and other uber liberals like that who I want to punch in the face. Then again, I want to punch people who are uber religious in the face as well, so I guess it's one of the two extreme belief structures I can't stand. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 22, 2010, 3:50 pm

Dr Pepper - Random Topics
Never boned. Love Dr. Pepper. One of my favorite drinks. Dublin Dr. Pepper, made with real cain sugar, is even better. Hopefully with the bad reputation HFCS has they will start making this type of Dr. Pepper more available. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 22, 2010, 3:43 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
These hateful snobs are protesting Ronnie James Dio's funeral. http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/sick-church-planning-on-picketing-the-funeral-of-ronnie-james-dio/ I don't know how these people call themselves a church; they're just hateful. The WBC actually quotes verses form the Bible, but they twist the words of it in their favor, like when they call Dio a "devil-worshipper" and saying that his two-finger gesture is a "symbol of Satan." Here's what that gesture REALLY means: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8687002.stm -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on May 22, 2010, 1:45 pm

Dr Pepper - Random Topics
Baldrick, I agree with you on the high fructose corn syrup part and the manufacturing stuff. In my opinion, Mexican Coke (made with sugar) is sweeter than its US counterpart (HFCS). -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on May 22, 2010, 1:24 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
A follow-up to PYLrulz's comment about wikipedia's entry on Lisa: There is not a word of her becoming increasingly intolerant. However, I can't say the same thing for Reverend Lovejoy's entry. What the Hell? Lisa's gotten increasingly intolerant, too! I guess the deletionists REALLY love Lisa Simpson. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 22, 2010, 11:22 am

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
I see what you mean there, PYLrulz. I took a look at a pic of Ingrid Newkirk...geez, no man would ever want to have sex with her even if they Maced themselves first and put a paper bag over her head. The stuff my cats leave in the litter box look a lot better than her. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 22, 2010, 10:36 am

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
Speaking of PETA's founder, she's also a topic in the celebrity section. Not only is she doing our gene pool a favor by sterilizing herself, but she's also doing a favor for her potential child(ren)...it would be cruel and unusual punishment to be born to Ingrid Newkirk, who would put the life of an ant over your own. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 22, 2010, 10:34 am

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
In order to try and defend those unfortunates born with a hyper-allergy to such a mild toxin as that found in the peanut legume, our modern culture has, in effect, placed the rest of the gene pool into a anti-nut bubble rather than socially isolating the at-risk individuals. The inevitable effect of this policy will be to foster this genetic vulnerability in the general population. Many of the foods we consume as adults are mildly toxic in some regard - coffee, tea, certain herbs, alcohol etc are used specifically for their mildly toxic effects. Other stuff like raw milk or honey or the way we choose to prepare certain dishes make them slightly risky from a hygiene angle in favor of preserving the purity of the taste or eating enjoyment. We should preserve the idea of Choice in what we eat. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on May 22, 2010, 10:23 am

Dr Pepper - Random Topics
I didn't personally see the episode and it's never to be re-broadcast by CBS due to legal and political pressure, however, one can assume that Dave was making a joking reference to the fact that most US soft drinks made from High Fructose Corn Syrup in place of natural real sugar or sucrose ARE the liquid end result of an agri-industrial process that begins (and one could also say ends) with manure. Liquid manure accelerates the growth of government subsidized corn to make cornstarch which is chemically processed into HFCS. If you can get a bottle of the beverage (same goes for Coke) from an overseas factory (Mexico, Caribbean?) you might like the way it tastes. To me it's just peppermint flavored cola - not a very tasty treat. I'd rather not dwell on the literal version of what was suggested below. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on May 22, 2010, 10:10 am

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
It gets weirder: PETA now has Nadya "Octomom" Suleman working for them as a spokesperson! Oh, the ichthyosity!! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 22, 2010, 7:45 am

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
BigAl, seeing a picture of the one founder of PeTA, it looks like her face is good enough birth control. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 22, 2010, 5:18 am

Dr Pepper - Random Topics
I think David Letterman said it best when he said Dr. Pepper tastes like horse manure. -- Submitted By: (tvfan) on May 21, 2010, 5:54 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
PeTA is in no position to talk about ethical treatment of animals as long as they continue to euthanize perfectly healthy cats and dogs. And their founder...I heard she bragged about having surgery so she couldn't have kids. That's the smartest thing she ever did - see to it her inferior genetic material doesn't pollute the gene pool. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 21, 2010, 2:09 pm

Vegetarianism - Random Topics
I don't mind vegetarians and vegans as long as they don't attempt to shove their "perfect" diet down my throat. If they stay off my back over my food choices, I'm cool with them. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 21, 2010, 2:06 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
It's gotten ridiculous about allergies to certain foods, especially peanuts. I daresay it's more like the mass media has turned the general populace into a bunch of thin-skinned paranoid hypochondriacs over everything. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 21, 2010, 2:03 pm

ESPN - Random Topics
Several things. 1. Everybody on ESPN is trying to be like their 90's counterparts, and fail epically at it. 2. Bias. If you are not the New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Los Angeles Lakers, or Dallas Cowboys, you don't mean sh*t in their eyes. 3. Poor coverage. Look at their rotation for Monday Night Football. Yikes at times. NASCAR races. In the 90's, they were regarded as the best in covering NASCAR races. Now, they just plain suck. 4. More Bias. Its not as bad as it used to be, but I remember a time when if ESPN didn't cover it, they could care less about it. I remember when NASCAR took its races to FOX and NBC. ESPN treated NASCAR as if it was nothing more than a backwoods hick sport. The NHL was laughed upon the first few years after the lockout. In all, I say its time someone gives some competition to ESPN, or at least they pull their heads out of their rears. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 20, 2010, 6:52 am

Major League Soccer (MLS) - Random Topics
I will say, Soccer is gaining traction in this country, though if I am the head honchos in the MLS, or US Soccer in general, I take notes from the NBA, NHL, NASCAR, etc., all the sports that had a surge in popularity, just to start sagging, and not do what they did. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 20, 2010, 6:45 am

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
Scotty, yeah, you do have those occasional upsets, but for the most part, its usually the Lakers, Celtics, Spurs, or, if you look back about 10 or 20 years, Bulls, or Pistons that end up in the finals. The NHL and NFL in comparison, yeah, you usually still have at least one favorite/familiar face in, but you can almost always count on a upset or two every playoffs. Hell, look at the NHL playoffs this year. Who would of expected the Flyers and Canadiens as the two Eastern Conference finalists? For the NBA, unless you are in the Top 2 in your conference in a season, you might as well, way more times than not, forget about the NBA Finals. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 20, 2010, 6:38 am

Napster - Random Topics
Ok, I get the whole copyright deal, but the way that they (those against Napster) went about it, they make themselves look like total a**holes. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 20, 2010, 6:35 am

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
My brother worked at a Subway, so I can tell you easily of the inner workings on how Subway operated. Granted, some of their stuff is good (I love the Seafood Salad Subs), the subs with meat on them... talk about cheap on the meat!!! When my brother worked at a Subway, even his boss did not like the rule on how much can be put on a sub, but was forced to go along with it. It got to the point for my brothers boss, that he basically ended his franchise affiliation with Subway, and opened his own sub shop. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 20, 2010, 6:13 am

Corn Pops - Random Topics
Shanequia, I've got a question. Do those pops ever soggy enough to sink into the milk? It always seemed to me like eating candied styrofoam! Anyway, glad you liked them so I guess if you hate Tootie Pops (which I like) and you like these (which I hate), it's somewhat fair enough! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 18, 2010, 11:55 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
Shanequia, I always thought they tasted like chocolate taffy myself but only if I have one or two small ones. More than that gets tiresome. In any case, I can't eat them anymore now that I'm due for a dental crown. Oh well. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 18, 2010, 11:42 am

New Jersey - Random Topics
Shanequia, Actually 'Old Jersey' (or the original inspiration) is Jersey- one of the Channel Islands a British Crown Dependency in the English Channel (closer to France, though). It's much smaller than its US American namesake but it STILL seems to me as though it would be a lot more fun to explore. Maybe if I get back to the other side of the Pond, I can do that. Follow this link and see if you don't agree: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey P.S. It's GREAT having you back! I've missed you! Where have you been? Welcome back! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 18, 2010, 11:33 am

New Coke - Random Topics
It burn all the way down so you might as well drink drano. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:50 am

JCPenney - Random Topics
Mama buy our clothes here when we was little. i would not go in there today just because of that. the worst part was when she bought matching outfits for me and my sister. i wore a dress inside out to school once just so i wouldnt look like her. At least i dont have to worry about my sister buying the same dress today because she the size of a bus. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:46 am

Rolex - Random Topics
heres another thing i'll nver be able to afford. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:41 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
there aint nothing good about eating a roll of chocolate flavored wax. it just wrong. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:35 am

Corn Pops - Random Topics
I eat this one all the time but they was called sugar pops back then. they still taste good too. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:26 am

New Jersey - Random Topics
Old Jersey a better state. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:25 am

Blockbuster Video - Random Topics
I agree with netflix out nobody go in here no more. they charge late fees. they need to go belly up cause they suck big time. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:25 am

Soft Drinks - Random Topics
SOFT DRINKS cause your body to go SOFT with inches of fat so they properly named. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:23 am

Ticketmaster - Random Topics
Everytime I buy 2 tickets it cost the price of 3 tickets with all of their fees. they suck. if you can drive to the box office do it and save money. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:21 am

Target - Random Topics
The Target i work at in a crummy area so everybody who work there pretty nice to one another. it not too bad of a job. I say funnty things all the time to the customers so they come back and look for me to check out. If someone put somthing dumb on the counter i pick it up and say $12.95 for this? do you really need this? nine times out of 10 they put it back. what do i care i aint making no commision. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:17 am

Monopoly - Random Topics
this one just a bad memory. everytime i be winning my sister throw the board and all the peices go flying. Mama slap her and make her pick them all up. I can still see her digging under the couch to find all the little green houses. truth is she still nasty. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:11 am

Macarena, The - Random Topics
My grandma knew how to do this dance and I die from embarassment. she do it in public in the middle of sears once and i stuck my head between the dresses on the rack and pretend like i dont even know her. well she no longer be living now but i should have had that song played during her funeral. she would have loved that as they lowered her in the ground. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:05 am

Rude Customers - Random Topics
I deal with rude customers all the time. I just smile from ear to ear but inside i really saying F-you the whole time. If they get nasty i start to hum like i don't even heare what they saying. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on May 17, 2010, 11:01 am

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
The last straw for me was during that farce known as "America: The Story of Us" I saw the co-founder of Wikipedia commenting on a historical event. -- Submitted By: (BAM) on May 16, 2010, 5:21 pm

Greenpeace - Random Topics
When I heard about how their influenced managed to cause the government of Zambia reject food (that was genetically modified) that could feed many hungry residents, that was the end of my respect for Greenpeace. They are selfish, selfish, selfish. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 16, 2010, 3:49 am

Oregon Trail, The - Random Topics
I loved this game. It was educational and fun! I liked the versions where you could write on the graves. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 15, 2010, 9:22 pm

Comcast - Random Topics
An update of my comment saying "people are better off switching to satellite": I did just that yesterday. What a difference! Everything's improved, and it will cost less than Comcast did. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 15, 2010, 11:10 am

ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for - Random Topics
They didn't disband, they just broke up into smaller pieces and renamed themselves "Community Organizations International". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 15, 2010, 10:57 am

SimCity - Random Topics
One of my favorite game series. It's fun to make your own city. And what an accomplishment it was to finally get a Megalopolis on the SNES version. I can't say I really care about "The Sims", though. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 15, 2010, 10:54 am

Atheism - Random Topics
I feel atheism is a fail because atheism is it all anger and negative, and anti-religion without giving a positive reason to be atheist or for life in general. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on May 14, 2010, 5:37 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I remember being into MTV from 1994-1999. There were still videos on the channel usually during the day and then it went to shows at night and on weekends. I loved most of the videos, I had to change the channel when rap came on because my dad didn't like it. The channel I would say began to suck in 1999 when TRL became the only video show and was over focused on Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, N Sync, Christina Agulera, Eminem, and mostly anything I hated. Nowadays there are only a few groups from the past decade that I like mainly Green Day, Weezer, Franz Ferdinand, and Ben Folds. All other music I listen to usually has a 1997 or earlier copyright date. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 14, 2010, 4:41 pm

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
Ha ha ha. Yes, I saw that episode. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 14, 2010, 12:52 pm

1960's - Random Topics
More good and bad things happened in this decade than probably any other decade in modern history: Good: Civil Rights movement, man walked on the moon, Beatlemania, color TV Bad: Death of JFK, Vietnam war, free love movement, drugs become part of the mainstream culture, liberalism grows significantly Overall, good and bad, the effects of the 60s are still very prevalent in our culture today. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 9, 2010, 5:58 pm

1960's - Random Topics
Without every social change that happened in the 1960's I don't know where the world would be. A decade doesn't have to be pretty to be great, and to be honest I sometimes envy those who lived in this decade. Gen Y members like me have problems facing us now but we had it too easy for too long and from what I have seen with today's terrorism fears and sustainability challenges, I fear society has become too much about blaming the other person. How can we ever expect to have anything accomplished when we find it easier to work against our rivals? -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 9, 2010, 3:22 pm

Warner Music Group - Random Topics
I wish this greedy and morally bankrupt company would just fall off the edge of the earth and never be heard from again. And I still say THEY DON'T OWN MAGIC CARPET RIDE!! -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 9, 2010, 1:56 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I watched MTV back in the early years up to 84 when I didn't have cable anymore. In those days it was very addictive, I could watch it all the time to see all the cool and crappy video's that the bands were putting out. In those days there wasn't an inexpensive way to make great videos (DV cameras and iMovie) so only a few bands actually put out a video. Now even low budget bands put out videos, but only on youtube or break.com . I keep looking for a channel to watch videos, but once I find one they go through the same tranformation. MTV2 was music for a year or two before it mirrored MTV. Fuse used to be decent for music, but it too has gone the same direction. I don't understand what is going on. At least Youtube video quality is getting better and better so I can see bands release videos there. Is there any other channels or websites that are dedicated to music videos? I would like to know. Hap -- Submitted By: (Lt_Shaughnessy) on May 8, 2010, 10:43 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
When you used to be a cool charachter, and turn into a parody of yourself, you deserve every bit of tuna heading your way -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 7, 2010, 3:29 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
You have a good point, but ranting against annoying cartoon characters was one of the things JTS was all about. People would rip into Scrappy Doo, Snarf, the Smurflings, etc. With JTS being ruined, we now do it here on BTF instead. Lisa was just lucky (unlucky?) enough to get her own topic. As for Michael Moore, he's been bashed pretty good, and Ralph Nader doesn't have his own topic yet. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 7, 2010, 11:12 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
This is nuts, why do we rant on a cartoon character? She isn't a real person, why not try Michael Moore or Ralph Nader instead? -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 6, 2010, 11:35 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
Long ago, in the past, when they played a movie, it would be uninterrupted. That changed over a decade ago when they had commercial breaks. Advertising themselves. #1: Look, if you're going to interrupt a movie, it should be from your sponsors, so we know who paid for this program to air. #2: If you're airing commercials from your sponsors, WTF? I already paid to watch this show when I bought the cable/satellite package. So now, I'm paying for it TWICE? #3: Interrupting a show to promote yourself does nothing but piss off your customers. They'll buy the movies on tapes (DVD wasn't available at the time) and you'll lose customers who dump the Disney channel so they can watch their uninterrupted movies on home video. I hoped they would dump the mid-movie commercials, but no dice. That was the BTF moment for me. It kept going downhill from there. Good bye, classics. Hello, crap! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2010, 8:18 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
If global warming is going to make the ocean levels rise, why would Al Gore buy an oceanfront mansion? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2010, 8:00 pm

Game Show Network (GSN) - Random Topics
Good old Game Show Network bones and bones back more than any other topic: Boned: No more The Price is Right. How do you call yourself the game show network if you can't even show the longest lasting game show of all time??? Boned back: Got other classic shows on the schedule ($25,000 Pyramid, Press Your Luck, Let's Make a Deal, etc.) Boned: No longer on 24 hours a day. Boned back: They added GSN Live for interactive games. Boned: Became GSN, added reality shows, talk shows, and poker Boned back: Went back to a mostly game show lineup in a short amount of time Boned: Too much Deal or No Deal Boned back: Some good originals starting to come out (Catch 21, Russian Roulette, Lingo, etc.) -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 6, 2010, 7:59 pm

Political Correctness - Random Topics
I'm not going to say there are no Conservatives who try to censor stuff they deem offensive, but unlike conservatives, when a liberal pushes to censor something, they usually get their way. A liberal's idea of PC is not limited to replacing words with euphemisms ("Little person" instead of "dwarf" or "midget", etc.). If you took kingbk's post and replaced "atheism" with "God", "abortion" with "Pro-Life", and "profanity" with "prayer", it would be a pretty accurate example of liberal censorship. Let me conclude with a lesson from the Simpsons: You can't be for one form of freedom of speech but against another. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2010, 7:58 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
I wish you were kidding too, Dolfan. And out in the open, too? I'm shaking my head right now. One more thing: if anyone hates WalMart for being dirty and selling cheap Chinese junk...Dollar Tree is worse. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2010, 7:41 pm


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