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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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ALF - TV Shows
This was one of the dumbest shows to become a hit of all time, and that's saying something! -- Submitted By: (MisterScowl) on November 28, 2009, 8:17 pm

Captain N: The Game Master - TV Shows
I think the show was fine for the audience it was aiming for... mostly kids around 8 or 12 years old who liked to play video games. As adults looking back from a different era, yea we'd like to see a more mature, darker side of Captain N with greater character development... but come on. This was made by Nintendo, and aimed towards little kids. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 3:16 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Why Ellen? And hell, WHY PAULA? "Um, uh, sweety, I think... its like... I would... you're made of many colours, and the thing is your singing, it has this quality, of ... (3 hours later) and ... and thats why... first I wanna just say..." Why cant you find a strong, intelligent, steady handed woman? Like Gloria Estefan, or Amy Grant? You know, find someone who is actually IN the music business, AND has a brain! -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 3:06 pm

Knight Rider (2008) - TV Shows
4. The quality of the episodes started to drop. It started off with a complex, half secretive history of Mike Traceur, later Mike Knight, with a complex web of lies and the mystery of Karr only occasionally mentioned in fleeting dialog. The interpersonal relationships between the characters left plenty of room for development. Then FLAG is gone, KARR is gone, and the plot is gone. We're left with Mike showing up at a random place, gun fight, car chase, fist fight, car chase - the end! Gun fight, car chase, fist fight, car chase - the end! Completely destroyed what could have been so great. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:58 pm

Knight Rider (2008) - TV Shows
3. FLAG. The Foundation for Law and Government. I liked how this was a branch of the government that was involved in counter-terrorist activities and took on special cases - "In a world of criminals who operate above the law". Then they got rid of FLAG. All of it. WTF??? Suddenly the whole thing is shut down, the daughter of the guy in charge inherits 10 billion or something, then its back to just 4 people? How do they decide what cases they'll go after? Do they just randomly pick? One of the cases was some guy who nobody knew but he died under mysterious circumstances. WHY DOES ANYONE CARE??? At least with the government you get the sense that someone is prioritizing targets with at least national interest at hand if nothing else. Having just 4 kids run the whole place makes it seem like Scooby and the gang investigating random mysteries. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:53 pm

Knight Rider (2008) - TV Shows
This show had sooooo much potential, and they blew it so incredibly bad, it was painful to watch. 1. The opening. I loved the music... but whats with all the super fast close ups and one second explosions? The opening is just a blur of images that leave you dazed rather than dazzled. 2. Karr. We had this HUGE lead up to Karr being revealed. I mean a careful, methodical lead up that really built the suspense - especially since Mike was his driver, but had his memory erased! Finally they show him - OMG some type of transforming robot thing! THEN!... Kitt kills him. The end. WHAT???? You could have let Karr survive the initial encounter and had like 10 seasons of plot surrounding this, all leading up to some incredible series finale with an epic battle between KITT and KARR, government vs terrorist, law and order vs chaos and corruption. Instead they had Kitt fight Karr right from the start, in a terribly choreographed scene, when Kitt was supposed to be only partially functional anyway. Its ridiculous. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:47 pm

America's Funniest Home Videos - TV Shows
Normally, Grandma slipping and falling off the roof is tragic. BUT! When Grandma slips (whoooOOOP!), falls down (doop de doop de doop!) and breaks her hip (boinngngngngng!) Bob Sagat: "Help, she's fallen and she cant get up!" - that does go a long way. What would normally be on the next "I Shouldn't Be Alive" or "Rescue 911" or "Extreme Videos" or "Most Shocking Moments" ... can now be aired on America's Funniest Home Videos to be laughed at by the whole family!!! -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:38 pm

Josie and the Pussycats - TV Shows
One of the worst cartoon shows, ever! -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on November 26, 2009, 5:38 am

Dawson's Creek - TV Shows
Series 3. Up to that point Dawson's Creek had been one of those shows that even if you were ambivalent about teen dramas it could win you over. The characters had an ingrained history and whilst their capacity for articulation was a stretch, the feelings they emoted about felt very real. It could have done with more subtlety- how much more surprising and wonderful would it be if Dawson and Joey hadn't discussed the changes that were happening to them so that when they finally got together it really wasn't something you'd expect (but would feel very natural and believable all the same). Series Two i'd say was the most refined season, and then with Series Three it just seemed like there was someone new in charge who just didn't really like or respect the show, and turned it into a contrived, desperate sex comedy and transformed the characters beyond recognition. Something of my respect for the show died when that happened and despite things picking up afterwards I just didn't feel the trust towards the show that I used to. It stopped being special to me, it stopped having a firm place in my heart because it seemed to have lost its own heart. -- Submitted By: (Tanlee) on November 25, 2009, 8:17 pm

Maury - TV Shows
Agreed, MSmith. Out of the 20 or so people that appear on his show daily, I'm willing to bet that only 3 or 4 have a college degree (or even attended college, for that matter). The rest are basically inbred backwoods trash. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 25, 2009, 5:36 pm

Tiny Toon Adventures - TV Shows
It was (and still is) one of my favorite cartoons of all time,it's one of the best cartoons of the 90,and most important of all,it's the best "next generation" cartoon show (followed by muppet babies,everything else in that genre is waaaaaaaaaaaay behind). -- Submitted By: (davidix) on November 25, 2009, 2:32 pm

Cleveland Show, The - TV Shows
Just what we need. Another Family Guy clone. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on November 25, 2009, 1:49 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) - TV Shows
With the new movie "Turtles Forever" out, I just want to take this opportunity to say, "I called it." Well, some of it anyway. A review I wrote on JumpTheShark (http://web.archive.org/web/20061031120857/http://www.jumptheshark.com/): (Quote) The franchise itself is beyond jumping: somehow it manages to stay between pop culture and the pure collector's clique well enough that it can resurrect into the public eye every few years without becoming stale. Many other old franchises have tried this, but none up to this point have succeeded as well as TMNT. Also, with interdimensional travel a recurring theme in the stories, the entire series actually has a built in self starter: whenever one incarnation becomes stale, simply focus in on another dimension. With that said, the 2003 series has definitely jumped the shark hardcore with the 4th season. Stuff like Shredder being an Alien and such didn't really hurt the series or the franchise, however, the triple whammy of marginalizing Casey Jones's insanity, making April an expert ninja (who can kick Casey around whenever she wants to) and making Shredder an inferior combatant to Bishop could pretty much end this show tomorrow. Did Eastman and Laird not learn from the previous series what NOT to do with certain characters? If nothing else, haven't they read the runs of the comics that they originally parodied and similar comics? Hell do these guys even watch professional wrestling at all? If so, I would think that they would know that things like marginalizing the villain and the anti-hero are big no-no's when it comes to good storytelling: your heroes are only as good as your villains, and your anti-heroes are good solutions to problems that the guys in the white hats are unwilling or unable to deal with; you don't want to neuter them either, or you'll find your storylines a lot more boring. Eastman and Laird have managed to do both, turning Casey Jones from a crazed justice driven vigilante to an animated version of Ray Romano, and making the Shredder a buffoon on the level of the original animated Shredder of the latter part of the first series. I really like Bishop and the new Rat King as tough enemies for the TMNT, but no one should be outshining the Shredder as far as fighting ability and sheer deviousness, something which Bishop and hell, even Baxter Stockman do regularly. April as a super ninja has also got to go. I know it's Eastman and Laird's series, and they can do whatever they want with it. That said, my opinion, the move sucks. Having her sneak around enemy bases and beat up enemy ninjas (while neutered Casey sits around getting beat up) doesn't make Splinter look better as a ninja master, it makes THE ENEMIES LOOK WORSE, and as a result, it makes the HEROES (aka the TMNT) look that much worse as well. If you don't believe me roll on over to the ST: Voyager comments, and see how Janeway's regular abuse of the Borg went over with fans: do they consider Janeway a hardass or do the Borg suck in public opinion? Apply that answer to the TMNT, and you'll see why April needs to go back to second bananas scene filler real quick. I really don't think that the series is ever coming back, and the rumors I hear of the 6th season being purely comedy oriented (and the 5th being DVD only) don't help matters much either. That is a shame, because the series started out with so much potential...(/Quote) Yeah, season 6 wasn't permanent, nor was April's super ninjitsu, so I missed those. Did get the dimensional crossover though, so I think this might survive the Nickelodeon crossover as well. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on November 24, 2009, 10:42 pm

Maury - TV Shows
Its amazing that Maury can have a stage full of people and the sum total of their IQs is still double digits. First, these people apparently have no idea how reproduction works. 'Yeah I sept wit her fo, fi times. But she a ho, so I cain't be da baby-daddy.' Then the grammar is horrid. I don't expect perfect English from everyone, but let's make some attempt at looking intelligent. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on November 24, 2009, 9:27 pm

Quantum Leap - TV Shows
This show came close a few times, often to connect to a popular fad or movie. Leaping into a chimp (The Right Stuff 1983/Episode 407 The Wrong Stuff 1991)in season 4 was a goofy stretch. But for me, the low point was when it violated all the rules it had created to explain "leaping" by having Sam leap into his great-grandfather during the Civil War. (Ken Burns' Civil War series 1990/Episode 520 1993) They tried to explain this by saying that it had to do with common DNA. They used a similar expaination to explain the leap into a chimp, by the way. -- Submitted By: (UUTodd) on November 24, 2009, 1:16 pm

George and Junior - TV Shows
Although I don't think the 'banned' cartoons deserve to be destroyed or locked away in MGM's vaults, never to see the light of day again, though. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 23, 2009, 6:49 pm

George and Junior - TV Shows
This series only lasted, what, 5 shorts? It didn't have time to Bone. Besides the gags were perfectly timed, and they still hold up to this day; It was by the great Tex Avery anyway, I don't think he ever made a bad cartoon. (Although a few were racially insensitive) -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 23, 2009, 6:39 pm

Proud Family, The - TV Shows
I couldn't get into this show. The humor was dry, and unfunny, the character designs were all ugly and hard to even look at, and the characters were all stereotypes, (Like the one Black girl has 50 brothers and sisters, talks in slang, and is loud, the Hispanic girl is rich, snooty, and stuck up, the Father is a bumbling idiot, I could go on). -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 23, 2009, 6:25 pm

Tom and Jerry - TV Shows
The shorts declined in quality when William Hanna and Joesph Barbera stopped working on them. The Chuck Jones shorts weren't bad, they still had the charm that the original T&J shorts had. The Gene Detich shorts from the 60's and 70's weren't all that great-- these shorts had poor animation and sound FX, and just weren't funny. (Tom became the punching bag, and Jerry and Tom's owner were @!$*s). I could never get into these revivals and movie remakes of the shorts. Some were clever and funny, but they can't (and probably never can) hold a candle the the Tom and Jerry shorts from the 30's, 40's, and 50's. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 23, 2009, 6:20 pm

That '70s Show - TV Shows
When Eric left. Then he was replaced by 'Randy'... Brrr.. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 23, 2009, 6:13 pm

Tom and Jerry - TV Shows
Anytime the black title card came up, I changed the channel for a few minutes and hope the next one was a classic. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on November 23, 2009, 3:46 pm

Captain Planet and the Planeteers - TV Shows
I think this show in many ways did more of a disservice towards understanding ecological issues. The main problem is that it never really pointed out who the real bad guys are. They created all these recurring villains that share the goal in covering the world in toxic waste but without any affiliation to industry. But then again, if Captain Planet was fighting corporate interests and regular people, then companies would refuse to advertise on the show. This was not a well thought out idea. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 23, 2009, 10:47 am

Yakkity Yak - TV Shows
Crappety Crap. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 22, 2009, 11:44 am

New Leave It To Beaver, The - TV Shows
Anything that begins with "The New" is doomed to suck from the start. -- Submitted By: (criskity) on November 22, 2009, 7:45 am

New Mission: Impossible, The - TV Shows
Rule of thumb: Any title that begins with "new" generally sucks. This show was no exception. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 11:32 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - TV Shows
This was a fun show back in the day, so I wouldn't think that it ever boned simply because of it being a childhood memory. The movies though were a real eye opener, at first when they did the live-action movies in the early 90's I thought they were simply compensating for things that were only possible in a cartoon, but when I got older I learned of how the Turtles were actually adapted from an underground comic that was targeted to teens and young adults. And I realized the movies were reflecting this, well at least the first one and the recent CGI version, whereas Secret Of The Ooze was written to avoid issues from the parents. Of course, I know some like to view the cartoon as "bastardization" but for me it was something I once loved and that's how I want to remember it. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 21, 2009, 9:41 pm

Friday Night Videos - TV Shows
Friday Night Videos was a great alternative for those of us who didn't have MTV at the time (as well as Night Tracks on TBS) Every week they would have one video against another in a "video vote" They would show both videos back to back and viewers would call a 900 number (50 cents a vote) and vote for their favorite. They would throw in a "video classic" by The Who or Jimi Hendrix or the like every week. I remember seeing the debut of Michael Jackson's Thriller on Friday Night Videos FNV started to slide when celebrity hosts started promoting their latest movie or TV series instaed of showing videos. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 6:49 pm

Don Kirshner's Rock Concert - TV Shows
Great show! Where else could you see great bands like Blue Oyster Cult, Cheap Trick, Black Sabbath, Heart and Peter Frampton every weekend. DKRC was staple viewing for those of us who were too far away from any concert venue to see these bands live. It was a way for us to see our favorite bands in a live setting. Sure, Don had the personality of a wet mop and the show kind of boned during the disco years (Don's Disco Dancers!) but overall it was a great show. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 6:31 pm

Happy Days - TV Shows
Too many bones to count! Potsie singing like the whitest person in the world. Jenny Piccolo being a cast member instead of a person never seen. Fonzie getting soft and moral instead of being a hood. Changing the theme song from Rock Around The Clock to the terrible "Suday Monday Happy Days!" Studio audience. Changing the Cunninghams house around. Chachi!! The mystery of Chuck..ect. ect.. Happy Days was okay for the first couple of seasons then it turned into a regular Bone-o-Rama! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 21, 2009, 8:49 am

Dora the Explorer - TV Shows
The only redeeming quality of this show is that it teaches Spanish. I've found the rest of the show to be loud, annoying, and repetitive. The characters run around saying the same words and sentences OVER and OVER. Like the Map's song is literally him/it saying "I'm The Map!" 50 times. Lord knows why this show is so successful. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Bill) on November 20, 2009, 10:00 pm

Phineas and Ferb - TV Shows
Btw: I was the one who made this topic so yeah... Phineas And Ferb is just awesome so if you have cable or something tell your kids about it! -- Submitted By: (Dudepop34) on November 20, 2009, 7:07 pm

Entertainment Tonight - TV Shows
Back in the day....when there was no 24/7 entertainment news, "ET" was the only source of what was going on in the world of celebrity and it was not so sensationalistic. Or maybe it was and we just didn't know any better. Now, it's just WAY over the top. I also wish Mary Hart would retire. Her perkiness is exhausting to watch. I'm beginning to feel like Kramer on "Seinfeld" and how he would have a seizure everytime she was on TV! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 20, 2009, 3:04 pm

Nickelodeon - TV Shows
BTF around the early-to-mid 2000's... About 2002-2006 was the slow decline. NICKELODEON- Started to decline when most of the old Nicktoon's and Live Action shows began to end, Doug, Rugrats (pre-Dil of course), Ren and Stimpy, Rocko, Hey Arnold, Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, Pete and Pete, Clarissa, Hey Dude, and so on... now I wouldn't have had a problem if these shows were replaced with equally GOOD shows, but they weren't. Instead, we got stuck with the likes of unsightly garbage like The Amanda show, All Growed Up, Butt Ugly Martians, Yakity Yak, and now more recently Mr. Meaty, The Mighty Bee, 6Teen (which is currently clogging up Cartoon Network's airspace, I belive)My Dad the Rock Star, and loads more. These shows don't have the humor or magic that the older shows had. They are just potty humor, butt jokes, repetitive jokes, loud, ear-piercing voices/screaming, and stupidity. I have enjoyed Pre-movie SpongeBob, FOP (before it got lame), Avatar, Drake and josh, Teenage Robot though. But basically this channel is nothing but Teeny-bopper teen/tween shows, about 7 other shows (sorry Nick, I remember when you showed 17 shows a day, and never showed the same show twice... Unless it was a marathon) and SpongeBob (which is a good show; But, again, who on God's green earth wants to watch this show 50 times a day? I sure don't(see above). NICK JR- I don't really have a comment, I dislike the shows that are aired on it now, but the block is for Preschoolers. NICK AT NIGHT- Boned recently. Most of these shows are good, but the block is losing it's variety, Only a handful of shows are shown now. At least tell them to cancel the god-awful "Glenn Martin, D.D.S." god that show is trashy and disgusting. NICKTOONS- I thought of this as the Nick equivelent of Boomerang. But it boned when they removed all the old Nick shows and replaced them with the crap shown on Nickelodeon now, or gave them 3 A.M. (death) slots... (Ren and Stimpy). NOGGIN/THE-N/TEENICK- This channel was great in the beginning. Showings of Pete and Pete, Hey Dude, Bill Nye, Ghostwriter... Alas, it just became Nick Jr... Jr. The N/Teenick recently spun off... The channel is good, That 70's show, FPOBA and the other shows were a nice touch, but Degrassi is overplayed (and I really never cared for the show, myself). -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on November 20, 2009, 1:18 pm

NYPD Blue - TV Shows
NYPD Blue was pretty good in spite of itself, at least for a few seasons. But it seemed to be made with the premise that the goal of the show was to get people to watch by showing nudity, having some shocking new profanity (oh my god! someone says asshole in tonight's very special episode!), and in general most episodes were sold on the fact that they had some sort of gimmick. Aside from the reliance of gimmicks, the show was pretty well written and acted for a network cop drama, actually it is about as good as it gets in terms of the gritty formulaic cop drama where the bad guy always gets caught and there's no particularly deep message. It would have aged well if so many shows weren't obviously one-time gimmicks, but it's still better than most of the 90s cop dramas. Only the original L&O and Homicide: Life on the Street rival it, but none were really masterpieces. There was no real "bone the fish" moment, but it got pretty atrocious in the later days of Jimmy Smits. It had a brief uptick with Schroeder but then settled into a long, slow decline until the series ended. I don't think the first season is really that great, personally. They hadn't yet got into their signature two-cases-a-show format... which ultimately did make the show relatively watchable, if hokey. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on November 20, 2009, 11:39 am

Designing Women - TV Shows
Never boned - DW was a funny show. Delta Burke was incredibly beautiful -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 4:42 am

Alice - TV Shows
Flo was not hot!! She reminded me of some skanky old three tooth, Marlboro Red smoking trailer trash - eeeewwwwww!!!! -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 20, 2009, 2:16 am

Lawrence Welk Show, The - TV Shows
There were no black people on Lawence Welk with the exception of the light skinned black guy who used to tap dance like a pathetic kiss-ass. -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 19, 2009, 5:49 pm

Titus - TV Shows
Christopher Titus breaking that 4th wall in each episode and talking to the audience about his dysfunctional family was brilliant. The Thanksgiving episode where the mom intentionally put all of her bi-polar medication in with the turkey so she could escape when her family passed out, is absolutely hilarious! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 19, 2009, 11:48 am

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
LauDor08, Well, it sure takes ALL kinds. You're the first person here who's actually LIKED Dr. Phil- and I say this as someone who started out liking him but has long since gotten burned out by him and am grateful I usually have to work when his show's on. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 19, 2009, 9:30 am

Powers That Be, The - TV Shows
What a shame that NBC couldn't see what a potential hit they had and give it a regular day and time on its schedule. Maybe if Brandon Tartikoff hadn't left NBC in '91 (he was their programming head in the '80s), he would have done so. Even a regular run on a bad night (like Saturday) would have been nice. Benson (another sitcom with a political setting) ran for seven years; The Powers That Be could have gone on for at least a few years. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on November 19, 2009, 6:25 am

Miss America Pageant, The - TV Shows
In the fall of 1990, Bert Parks (who hosted the pageant from 1955 to 1979) was invited back to sing "Here She Is, Miss America," the song he had made famous. But he was overwhelmed and made a few mistakes, and never returned after that. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on November 19, 2009, 6:12 am

Angry Beavers, The - TV Shows
If we still had cartoons like this, it would be worth it to wake up early on Saturday morning and watch cartoons like I did when I was a kid. Nick used to have some good cartoons. Don't get me wrong...I love SpongeBob, Fairly Oddparents, Jimmy Neutron, etc. but we used to have alotta other good cartoons such as Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, etc. Now, they have FanBoy and Chum-Chum?! Wtf is that? -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:41 am

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
He has some good topics and some interesting stories, plus he's funny. Dr. Phil seems like a pretty cool guy. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:30 am

Roommates - TV Shows
They shoulda given this show more of a chance...I mean at least it's better than on ABC Family shows like Ruby and the Rockits or Kyle XY. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 19, 2009, 3:19 am

Nickelodeon - TV Shows
EVERYTHING on Nickelodeon is pure garbage now. I never go to that channel anymore now that it's always airing these TEENick teeny-bopper crap. I remember when I used to go to that channel all the time, when shows like Doug, old Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, Angry Beavers, AYAOTD, etc. were on. Those were good shows. Those made me want to watch Nickelodeon. Then they stopped showing those shows, and gradually turned away from cartoons and towards TEENick. Once iCarly and Drake and Josh started airing, I never checked out Nick again. -- Submitted By: (TheFNG) on November 18, 2009, 11:21 pm

WWE Friday Night Smackdown - TV Shows
Too much shouting! Shut the hell up and fight already! It's like watching a soap opera on testosterone. Snore -- Submitted By: (diezman) on November 18, 2009, 10:05 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
If I can think of any reason why I stopped watching the Simpsons, it's because I think the show is getting old. Lets face it, it's been on the air for 20 years and while there have been periods in which the writing quality wasn't so good, seasons 9-12 specifically, it seems as though the luster of shock value that it had has been lost. Lately I cannot even bring myself to watch new episodes, I didn't even care about Treehouse of Horror this year. Fox needs to hang this show up, and actually considering their ratings success with American Idol and other shows, God knows why they feel it necessary to keep this show on the air. Even in today's sea of reality TV, it seems like the time has come, it's not like there aren't any other good shows to watch. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 18, 2009, 6:52 pm

Sesame Street - TV Shows
1. When Elmo took over. Yeah, he was cute and cuddly at first, but now he has taken over the enitre show. The other Muppets have either been killed off or have been pushed to 2nd place. 2. When the show stopped showing skits randomly, and now it just shows segments. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on November 18, 2009, 2:27 pm

Hell's Kitchen (U.S.) - TV Shows
The first couple season were cool to watch - how he would get on the chef's cases about stuff - the constant beeping out of his over dramatic cursing and all. But now - I think there should be a rule imposed on all the contestants that they are NOT allowed to curse or smoke at all - make it more like a proper British boarding school. They all take the cursing to a cartoonish state - "She better watch her F*#$*$@ A$&%) cuz I wil F$()#*% the B(%&@# up when she's not F#(#%#_ watching me!!" Whatever. Gordon should be the only one to curse as it truly adds nothing to the show and makes me figure out who the true losers are. And quit saying each new episode is shocking!! It's not. It's just as boring as the one that just ended!!! -- Submitted By: (JenniferEdwardsHart) on November 18, 2009, 9:18 am

More to Love - TV Shows
What's worse than pretty bimbos fighting over some personality-less Ken doll dude? A bunch of "real women" (i.e. loudmouthed obese women) fighting over some fat guy. Day one. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 18, 2009, 6:55 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
Oprah Winfrey is amazing! She's a true inspiration and she had humble beginnings so she always gives back. She's the most charitable out of most celebs. (Hello, my favorite things? And that school in Africa?)Alotta the topics on her show are interesting and hard hitting, some more than others, but yeah. Plus, whoever goes on her show, gets their on show! She's just that powerful. If you don't like Oprah, you're just a hater. And whether she's fat or skinny, she's still pretty. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 18, 2009, 2:53 am

Girlfriends - TV Shows
One of my favorite shows of all time! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 18, 2009, 2:48 am

Maximum Exposure - TV Shows
I loved how smart-aleck announcer dude used the telestrator to point out all the sweet mullets! -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 17, 2009, 3:49 pm

Maury - TV Shows
Hey now, Maury DOES mix in the sporadic disturbing moments caught on video, transgender 'is it a man or a woman' and teenage boot-camp episodes! LOL! Seriously, I know the drill. You've seen one episode; you've seen them all. But somebody must care, as the show has been renewed through 2012. Oh snap, at least 3 more years of 'Murray, Murray, MURRAY, I am 3000% sure he da father!' Anybody who still gets fooled by the "sexy decoy" deserves what's coming to them. OH SURE, random sober hot female strangers come up to me ALL THE TIME in a waiting room and grind themselves into me! Puh-leeze. -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 17, 2009, 3:31 pm

Rupert - TV Shows
I'm actually surprised to see this show listed on this site, considering how many seem to have forgotten about it. This was a great show and a big step ahead of the comparable Arthur in it's use of creative story lines involving fantasy and mystery. Almost all of the episodes are worth watching, even though it is noticeable that each season of episodes appeared to be produced differently. In one season it appeared as if they were attempting to replace a number of voice actors but failed, resulting in Podgy becoming the only usable friend of Rupert. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 17, 2009, 1:02 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
When Charlie and Chelsea became a couple the show got too unfunny -- Submitted By: (pdfortune) on November 16, 2009, 9:21 pm

Sesame Street - TV Shows
The BTF moment for me was the segement featuring POX NEWS!! I wish I was making that up. Come on people, there kids cant the creators put there hatred of conservitives sp? away for children's sake, my child won't be watching this show again -- Submitted By: (CobraCommander1) on November 16, 2009, 8:19 pm

Maury - TV Shows
Don't forget how the sluts ALWAYS run offstage crying when it turns out that their (usually wanna-be gangsta) boyfriend isn't the father. That being said, I am SO FREAKIN' SICK of the "cheating lovers" and paternity testing episodes. Show something else already! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 16, 2009, 6:19 pm

Oblongs, The - TV Shows
The show is surprisingly addictive! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:53 pm

Medium - TV Shows
Isn't the plot for Medium pretty much just like Ghost Whisperer? An attractive, young or middle aged married woman, maybe with kids who has a normal life, but they have a special gift to talk to the dead? -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:51 pm

Maury - TV Shows
lol I used to love Maury when his show had substance and talked about outta control teens and real, relevant issues. Now all it is is the world's sluttiest women swearing up and down that anywhere from 1 to 10 guys are the father knowing they've probably cheated or slept with a whole bunch of people before they even got with their current lover. lmao it's hilarious when loads of guys are on the show and none of them are the father! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:49 pm

Kyle XY - TV Shows
lame show...surprising that ABD produced something like this. most of their stuff is good. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:38 pm

Invader Zim - TV Shows
Zim was cute! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 4:34 pm

Charmed - TV Shows
I am a guy and I still watched this show semi-religiously. When they killed Prue and replaced her with some other chick, I never watched again past that episode. Great way to Bone the Fish! -- Submitted By: (Lefton4ya) on November 16, 2009, 3:33 pm

Sliders - TV Shows
Here are all the 13 ways it boned the fish and when: * (1) Season 2 ep 12 - Introduction of Kromaggs and start of recurring plots where every episode before was stand-alone. * (2) Season 3 ep 1 - Season 1-2 episodes were more based on Alternative histories (What if the British won the civil war or men are almost extinct) to Sci-fi based (wizards & witches, fire-based lifeforms, bubble universes) * Season 3 ep 16-17 - Triple Jump the shark: -- (3) Exit Stage left John Rhys-Davies (Uhh.) -- (4) The new Kid Kari Wuhrer (Uhhhh!) -- (5) Change of premise to go after brain eating morphing slider (Uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!) * Season 4 ep 1 - Double Jump -- (6) Exit Stage left Sabrina Lloyd -- (7) Change of premise to friend Quinn's newly realized brother from another dimension and go to Earth Prime to stop Kromaggs * (8) Season 4 ep 6 - The new Kid Charlie O'Connell (both character Quinn's and actor Jerry O'Connel's brother. * Season 5 ep 1 - Nuked the Fridge x 4! -- (9) Exit Stage left both O'Connell brothers -- (10) Same character different actor - Mallory now played by Robert Floyd -- (11) The new Kid Diana Davis -- (12) Change of premise of trying to separate Mallory, go after insane slider Dr. Geiger, find Maggie. -- (13) Changed production for horrible special effects and almost every episode was in same location with small stage of hotel and front street. * (14) Season 5 ep 18 - Unresolved ending episode that parodies how bad the show is. -- Submitted By: (Lefton4ya) on November 16, 2009, 2:27 pm

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
That woman seems to be the living embodiment of Groucho Marx's infamous (but probably apocryphal) punchline! As the story goes, when he was hosting the game show of "You Bet Your Life", each contestant would tell him a somewhat distinguishing characteristic of themselves so he could joke on it. Anyway, supposedly, one contestant told him that she was the mother of 20 children which supposedly prompted Groucho to ask her why she had so many to which she answered because she loved her husband. This allegedly prompted Groucho to say "Lady, I love my cigar a great deal,too, but even I take it out of my mouth every now and then!" Yeah, of course, it boned when they decided to put their kids in front of those 'reality show' cameras to exploit their situation! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 16, 2009, 7:46 am

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
I liked this show but it felt like they really dragged it out longer than they needed to. When they graduated they were helping out with Mrs. Garrett's catering company and worked at Graceland...I mean, they were really grasping at straws. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 2:31 am

All of Us - TV Shows
I liked it, very entertaining! Even better with Elise Neal (Tia) but overall a really good show. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 16, 2009, 1:58 am

USA Cartoon Express - TV Shows
A wonderful part of my childhood. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 15, 2009, 9:10 pm

iCarly - TV Shows
Yeesh...Is it just me, or has the show's acting steadily declined over the past few episodes? -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 15, 2009, 5:35 pm

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
Spongebob JTS somewhere around the latter half of season 3. Before that, the show was charming and funny. Then episodes like "The Sponge Who Could Fly", "The Camping Episode", and "Krabby Land" happened, which were just awful. They were obnoxious, annoying, and NOT charming or funny. Seasons 4 and up were just plain garbage. The show went from cute, charming, and funny to loud, obnoxious, hyperactive, and not funny. -- Submitted By: (TheFNG) on November 15, 2009, 12:15 pm

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
One of two spots. Beaver giving a locket to a crummy old girl is one possibility. The other is the episode where Wally gets laid, titled "Eddie's Sweater." "Putting on" the sweater is a clear metaphore for "getting it on" with Cindy Adams, who never let Eddie get beyond second base. -- Submitted By: (HenryFletcher) on November 15, 2009, 8:51 am

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
Talking about global warming does not make a channel political. For those of you who did not pass junior high science, global warming and/or climate change (whatever you want to call it) are aspects of WEATHER. The deal with things like warmer winters. Winter has to do with weather. This is not politics. The fact that they have documentaries on it about anything does make this channel bone, I will agree with that. They should just tell the weather. That is why I am grateful for their website. You don't have to wait for all their commercials and other crap to see what the weather will be in your area. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 15, 2009, 12:20 am

Burn Notice - TV Shows
The narration is the best part of the show. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on November 14, 2009, 10:55 pm

Colony, The - TV Shows
I could only get through about 5 minutes of one show... -- Submitted By: (rick283) on November 14, 2009, 10:54 pm

Olympics, The - TV Shows
I remember the Sydney olympics being too short, and it was on in September and October! I know the Southern Hemisphere was starting to get their Spring and Summer, but it felt inconvenient for us American viewers! I am looking forward to Vancouver and London; not looking forward to Rio too much (I wanted Chicago to win, but oh well, Vancouver's pretty close). -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 14, 2009, 7:29 pm

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
The Weather Channel boned the fish when they went down the "TV show" path circa 2000. Their early shows were "Atmospheres" and "Storm Stories". As time went on, it got worse and worse; more episodes and newer shows were showing up, and less emphasis was being placed on the weather! Around 2007 or so, Landmark (the old parent company) wanted to sell off TWC to NBC Universal probably because "it became too political", always talking about global warming, etc. I even remember on the old Scottish Site that "TWC was going to [go back to normal]!" I was excited at first, but was then none too excited a few months later! The Weather Channel is now "The News Channel"!!!!! Most of their stories are like watching the regular news, there are forecasts for all events (including Michael Jackson's memorial in LA!), and even a documentary on Death Valley had a "scary" content warning! What the heck! When Al Roker came to "The News Channel", he went from being the best meteorologist on TV to the worst meteorologist on TV!!!!! And thank goodness I haven't witnessed the movies being played on "The News and Movie Channel"!!!!! The only weather-related thing from NBC Uni now worth watching is KXAS 5-2, my over-the-air radar channel! That, and weather and traffic on 5-1. (Those youngens who live in the KXAS viewing area will probably know what I mean!!!!!) Anyways, I don't care for "The News and Movie Channel" anymore! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 14, 2009, 7:25 pm

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
18 Kids. AND COUNTING? Number 19 on the way?! Good God, the woman must be a masochist for labor pains or something! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2009, 3:28 pm

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
Doesn't anyone realize that without this show, we the taxpayers would probably be supporting them? This is the case with most big families. It is asinine to have that many kids in this day and age. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 14, 2009, 3:07 pm

Degrassi: The Next Generation - TV Shows
I really liked Rick, actually, and I didn't like the whole way that was handled. It had a bad message attached to it. Not that Rick was a totally good person, but he wasn't a stereotype and his character had layers. That being said, I stopped watching after season 7 was over. The plots are just rehashes of old plots from before season 8 and none of the original, more compelling characters are there except Spinner, who got turned into a total joke. I can't empathize with any of the characters. It's just stupid nowadays. -- Submitted By: (Kaybelf) on November 14, 2009, 2:57 pm

Seaquest DSV - TV Shows
Boned the fish after the first season. You can tell they were trying to dumb down the show based on the ending credits. In the first season, the ending credits discussed marine and other technology. In the second season, the ending credits showed cute marine animals, to appeal to kids. The third season with Michael Ironside was better than the second, but by that time the damage was done. -- Submitted By: (Dennis) on November 14, 2009, 1:51 pm

Colbert Report, The - TV Shows
I am surprised any conservatives are able to figure out that this show is real seeing how that demographic is prone to being overloaded with morons easily convinced of anything. -- Submitted By: (seriously) on November 14, 2009, 1:26 pm

Metalocalypse - TV Shows
Hey Chubby... even if you can't watch the show (it's not for everyone), you should check out the new album. It's fucking brutal! -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on November 14, 2009, 2:30 am

MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) - TV Shows
The show boned for the start for idiotic dubbing and taking Tawsha's Castle out of context. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on November 13, 2009, 11:08 pm

Sanford and Son - TV Shows
The problem with Sanford and Son was after four season the show became the same comic shtick different day. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on November 13, 2009, 10:58 pm

Exosquad - TV Shows
One of the best sci-fi cartoons ever ... and pre-CGI, at that. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 10:07 pm

Cavemen - TV Shows
I understand that the somewhat bold themes of the insurance commercials were toned down by ABC -- i.e. the themes of racial discrimination were eliminated, and ... uh ... I guess that was enough to kill the entire schtick! -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:57 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
Show synopsis: "Oh my God" (repeat 30 times). The end. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:42 pm

New Lassie, The - TV Shows
It was good, but all the actors mumbled their lines! -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:31 pm

30 Rock - TV Shows
Is it just me, or is each episode a 30-minute inside joke? -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:17 pm

X-Men: The Animated Series (1992-1997) - TV Shows
Gambit: [in Space Shuttle] "I've never been in outer space before." *sigh* -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:55 pm

Sledge Hammer! - TV Shows
This show was sarcastic from the beginning and got better and better and better each passing episode -- a rare feat. It even intentionally boned the fish with a nuclear explosion at the end of the next-to-last season ... with the final season taking place "five years before that nuclear explosion. Thank you." -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:39 pm

Saint, The - TV Shows
Truly one of the classics of the TV spy genre! -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:32 pm

Three's a Crowd (sitcom) - TV Shows
Yeah, uh ... it contradicts the theme of the show it spun-off from ("Three's Company") and it just didn't work. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:29 pm

Incredible Hulk, The - TV Shows
I adore this show. I really do. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling whenever it comes on. I cheer when the Hulk knocks the buhjeezus out of some random thug, and whenever David Banner starts becoming the Hulk, I can't help but say "Oh crap, you've done made him mad!" or something equally sophmoric. But it needs to be said that the show comes from an era of TV that cherished the power of the gimmick -- and David Banner was the ultimate temp worker for that reason, which made for all kinds of Jump-the-Shark (er ... Bone-the-Fish) moments, especially toward the end. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:25 pm

Good Times - TV Shows
I loved it! I loved JJ's lines like dynomyte! But @ the same time some of the writing was kinda degrading towards black people... -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 13, 2009, 6:46 pm

Apprentice, The - TV Shows
So annoying. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 13, 2009, 6:25 pm

House Hunters - TV Shows
I've managed just fine without a plasma tv, granite countertops and double bathroom sinks but one would think these were as vital as air to some of these homeowners. To me an out-of-date kitchen would one that only had a woodburning stove and a hand pumped sink yet some folks react as though if the appliances are more than a year old, they might as well be the Flintstones' kitchen! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 13, 2009, 7:13 am

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
There is nothing in television past, present or future that is funnier than the "Went With the Wind" sketch! Her coming down the stairs with the curtain rod across her shoulders is legendary! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 13, 2009, 6:55 am

New Leave It To Beaver, The - TV Shows
LAME! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 13, 2009, 12:55 am

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