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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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St. Elsewhere - TV Shows
When I saw the series finale with the snow globe, I felt as though the writers and producers had just given the viewers a giant RASPBERRY for all the time and energy we'd spent following and caring about the series and its characters! And, decades later, my friends wondered why I wasn't willing to follow 'Lost' to the bitter end. . . -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 3, 2009, 7:02 am

Spider-Man - Movie Series
Kirsten Dunst was the biggest problem I had with these movies- Mary Jane is supposed to be HOT. Dunst's face looks so over sized and large, like a pumpkin, on screen and is so unattractive for the audience to look at as well as the ridiculous suspension of belief that her character is being fawned over by the other characters in the film. She adds nothing and only detracts from these films. I had to laugh when she threatened to boycott a potential 4th film, because they can't possibly cast someone else in your role. Oh No! Does that mean we dont get another moon face ugly Mary Jane appearance? I guess we can never have Spidey again without you Kirsten? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 3, 2009, 6:40 am

Dancing With the Stars - TV Shows
I have to admit it! I watched the year Stacy Keibler got "boned." Did not watch it prior, Have not seen it since. -- Submitted By: (PatrickMchugh) on April 2, 2009, 9:23 pm

Scooby Doo - TV Shows
I liked Casey's Shaggy,too, but did you ever see the crossover eps with 'Josie and the Pussycats' when Casey also did their producer Alexander (who loathed his twin/Josie's nemesis Alexandra)? Casey didn't make even the tiniest attempt to differentiate between Shag and Alexander and if you closed your eyes, you'd have had NO idea which character was speaking. Mel Blanc, Casey ain't! Still, his voice helped give the show a great deal- especially since his frantic, high-strung delivery was exact opposite of Casey's 'normal' voice! My opinion of Scrabby's unprintable, I fear . -- Submitted By: () on April 2, 2009, 6:00 pm

A-Team, The - TV Shows
I think the "A-Team" suffered from what was network TV in the 80's- every episode must be self contained, no recurring character except the main ones, no long story arcs, no payoffs etc. The characters had about as much character development as a newspaper cartoon, it was the same story every week. I think that if you could put the A-Team into something like F/X, and have some violence and some character development like "Sons of Anarchy" or "The Shield" it would be way better- but for the 80's the show did about as much as it could have done under the large restraints placed on it as a show. But I do agree, they break Murdock out every week, how hard would it be to catch these guys? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 5:55 pm

Family Ties - TV Shows
Michael J. Fox rocked in his breakout role here. I liked Alex that tried so hard to mask his humanity via a crass exterior yet anyone who saw him interact with his family,friends and girlfriends knew his Napoleon complex was something he used to try to bluff himself more than anyone else. When I saw Tom Hanks and Geena Davis appear here, they'd both become major stars! The only problem here was that none of the other characters were more than one-dimensional (e.g. it would have been interesting to have found out that Stephen and Elyse were secretly greedy capitalists or that Mallory was more than a mall rat). -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 2, 2009, 5:53 pm

Addams Family, The - TV Shows
Has there been a cooler tv couple since Gomez and Morticia? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 2, 2009, 5:43 pm

A-Team, The - TV Shows
Good question, Chubby Rain. I also wondered how it was that the Feds could never find them, yet anyone who wanted their services could. Hello, all they would have had to do is wait for them to break out Murdock from his mental hospital- again! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 2, 2009, 5:40 pm

Judas Priest - Music Groups
Despite the whole "Halford Coming Out of the Closet", and the whole cover-singer taking the lead of the band (Ripper Owens) Judas Priest rocks harder than ever- check out the new double album (or cd) "Nostradamus"- congratulations Judas Priest, you have remained true to your metal and music roots. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 2:25 pm

Scrubs - TV Shows
The most accurate medical show on TV. I'm not being sarcastic, the characters act like real people do in a teaching hospital (fat black nurse with an attitude, anyone?). The ONLY error I have so far seen is that JD hangs the CXR backwards during the opening credits. However, this was actually used in a joke in season 1 (when the soon-to-be pathology resident is accused of killing a patient by hanging the CXR backwards). It's jumped... errr boned now that they've run out of jokes. But the first 3 seasons were outstanding. -- Submitted By: (dudemcdudenstein) on April 2, 2009, 2:16 pm

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood - TV Shows
The man never sold out. I think most people would agree he never boned the fish either. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 2, 2009, 1:46 pm

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood - TV Shows
I thought this show was really neat. and Fred Rogers did a good job explaining things to people of all ages. and I thought it was cool when he went on field trips to places like the post office. I don't think he ever BTF! -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 2, 2009, 12:51 pm

Silver Spoons - TV Shows
I always enjoyed this show too. I seem to rememeber there was an episode with Whitney Houston (When she was first getting to be famous), and she sang the song "Saving all my love for you." AWWW! I don't think this show ever BTF! -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 2, 2009, 12:45 pm

Scooby Doo - TV Shows
I always thought this show was lots of fun. and I especially thought it was cool that Kasey Kasem provided the voice of Shaggy! hee hee. I don't think it ever BTF! and I didn't really mind Scrappy Doo either. I thought he was kind of cute!!! -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 2, 2009, 12:32 pm

Mad Max - Movie Series
After the great "Mad Max", and the even better follow up "The Road Warrior" there was a huge let down with the 3rd Installment of "Beyond Thunderdome". No cool cars, no real villain (Tina Turner?) and very few cool action sequences. Also there was the bizarre confusion of having the "Gyro Copter" actor from the second film in the third film as a "new character" which just was confusing. Then to top it off the annoying children living in the desert was really the BTF moment- this was like the Ewoks being added to "Star Wars" - just needless cuteness added to a franchise that didn't need this element for any reason accept to appeal to kids or some non "Mad Max" demographic -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 8:14 am

Animaniacs - TV Shows
I liked the good idea vs bad idea segments on the show they were funny. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 6:31 am

Star Trek - TV Shows
Despite some hokey 60's elements- this show still stands up today well beyond many other television shows due to the great writing, positive message, and incredible cast that was brought together on this show. Star Trek's original incarnation was a television classic that despite many imitations and other Star Trek series will never be matched or surpassed. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 6:30 am

Jesse Plemons - Celebrities
This guy can act. Just watch Friday Night Lights and you will see what I mean. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 5:07 am

Zach Gilford - Celebrities
His portrayal of Matt Saracen on Friday Night Lights is great! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 5:03 am

Invisible Man (2000 TV series), The - TV Shows
Wow. This show was amazing a very big shame on Scifi channel to let this one go. The dynamic between Fawkes and Hobbes was great. The premise of the show was great I really enjoyed this show and then... then they decided to cancel it very stupid. -End of rant- -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 5:00 am

Kenan & Kel - TV Shows
I watched this show when I was younger and there is no way that this show could ever BTF why? The show is crazy. I was always watching to see how these guys would get out of trouble. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 4:54 am

Will & Grace - TV Shows
There are/were rumours about a Jack & Karen spin-off I don't know if this is a good idea. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 2:37 am

Gilmore Girls - TV Shows
I really liked this show although I feel the quality declined a few seasons later. The Rory-Lorelai feud lasted way too long (season 5?) And I still feel the season finale was rushed. Amy and Dan leaving didn't do the show any good either it wasn't awful after that but it just wasn't the same. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 1:39 am

Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place - TV Shows
This show was entertaining every episode. Too bad they dumped the pizza place. They shouln't have changed the theme song either. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 1:29 am

Home Improvement - TV Shows
Show wasn't really the same when JTT left. I remember I was waiting for the ep when Wilson would show his face. I don't think he ever did. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 1:25 am

Wonder Years, The - TV Shows
I watched this show when I was younger and I also agree the narration was too much. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 1:24 am

Student Bodies - TV Shows
I liked this show it was way different than those stereoptipical high school sitcoms like Saved by the Bell, California dreams etc. This show didn't need the cartoons though. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 2, 2009, 1:22 am

Al Franken - Celebrities
Forget his politics; I've just never found this guy funny. Even his Franken & Davis act during SNL's Golden Years was terrible. And don't get me started on Stuart Smalley. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 1, 2009, 8:30 pm

Burt Reynolds - Celebrities
The Best Little Whore House is Texas, Rocks! -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 1, 2009, 8:12 pm

Lance Armstrong - Celebrities
For someone to say this mans sucks does not have any respect for an athlete. He has won multiple Tour De France and should never to told that he sucked from the start. -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 1, 2009, 8:09 pm

M.A.S.K. - TV Shows
The "G.I. Joe Connection" has nothing to do with the T.V. show. Why is that a category? -- Submitted By: (Kenshiroh) on April 1, 2009, 8:09 pm

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman - Celebrities
This women is not a celebrity. She is a crazy woman who thinks that the more children that she gives birth to the more she will be loved. Come on woman those poor children are the ones who suffer. I am a single woman at the age of thirty with a full time job with benefits and I could not imagine having one child on my own. This women is crazy. -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 1, 2009, 8:07 pm

Indiana Jones - Movie Series
It had some bad moments, but I liked Crystal Skull, if not for just nostalgia's sake. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 1, 2009, 7:56 pm

Yes, Dear - TV Shows
It's just not funny. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 1, 2009, 7:53 pm

Wheel of Fortune - TV Shows
There was a time when Vanna White was very sexy and exotic... back in what, 1988? Now in 2009 I wonder what deal she struck with the devil to walk around and TOUCH panels (and not even turn them anymore)all of these long years later... when she looks like someone's aging mother and not a hot model! Seriously if there was ever a job based on how you look- this is it, even "The Price is Right" shipped out the models on the show when they got a little bit long in the tooth! Move Vanna out to pasture!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 3:41 pm

M.A.S.K. - TV Shows
I loved this show- the flying combat camaro? And the theme song- M M M MM MMM MASK!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 3:18 pm

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) - TV Shows
"I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!" Cringer became the mighty Battlecat and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms and Orko. Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor." -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2009, 1:51 pm

M.A.S.K. - TV Shows
This is new to me. I've never even heard of it. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2009, 1:48 pm

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - TV Shows
one of the few shows on TV that can make me laugh out loud. Love it! -- Submitted By: (MarilynB) on April 1, 2009, 12:56 pm

Ron Howard - Celebrities
Used to like him and Tom Hanks until they made Da Vinci code movie (anti-Christian). Since then I lost respect for both of them and avoid their work. -- Submitted By: (MarilynB) on April 1, 2009, 12:54 pm

Plaxico Burress - Celebrities
April 1st, 2009 - Burress reportedly stopped by the facility recently to get treatment on his back. The specific problem with his back isn't known. (Maybe the chunk of flesh he blew out of his thigh has left him unbalanced.) -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2009, 11:46 am

Friends - TV Shows
There were so many times this got boned . however; boiled down to essentials, it boned when the unrequitted pining (fill in any character) got fulfilled- and then the characters would have marriages and babies they (and the writers) tried to forget ASAP! They just didn't seem to know how to write believably, interesting- or(most importantly) humorous hookups! Then,too, the characters devolved into cartoons so that I think I quit caring about any of them (even my one time fave Phoebe) about four years before it finally ended. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 1, 2009, 11:25 am

Joey (TV series) - TV Shows
On the premiere episode, Joey asked his sister who was giving him a ride from the airport if her breasts had been enhanced- and then asked to FEEL them. EWWWWWWW!!!! Never watched a moment of it after that! YUCKITY YUCK YUCK!!! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 1, 2009, 11:19 am

Cloverfield - Movie Series
Sequal. I guess it can stay on as a series? In an interview with IGN, J. J. Abrams stated that they are still in talks with Paramount. Abrams thought (in his opinion) that it would be fun to work on something different. Matt Reeves and Drew Goddard have drawn up different stories for the sequel, but Abrams is only considering the idea of continuing Cloverfield. Paramount is still trying to seal the deal for the sequel. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2009, 10:36 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
Wow- I forgot the "warp 5 speed limit" nonsense, the beginning of the politically correct era on TV indeed.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 9:18 am

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1985) - TV Shows
I had forgotten how idiotic Serpentor was- he looked like a pro wrester and had a bad accent- how could COBRA ever give this guy the top job over Cobra Commander? Scandalous! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 9:17 am

Living With Fran - TV Shows
This is also a show I vaguely remember. I remember they guy being way younger and that "Maxwell Sheffield" was a guest star as Frannies ex. It was an enjoyable show but not all that great. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 9:13 am

Karate Kid, The - Movie Series
On November 10, 2008, Variety reported that work on a Karate Kid remake had begun. It is to be renamed Kung Fu Kid. Variety states that the new film "has been refashioned as a star vehicle for Jaden Smith" and that it "will borrow elements of the original plot, wherein a bullied youth learns to stand up for himself with the help of an eccentric mentor." -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2009, 8:52 am

Joey (TV series) - TV Shows
This show should never have happened period. It aired too soon after 'Friends'. I think that is the main reson of the early demise of this show. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 8:51 am

Family Matters - TV Shows
This show can also be remembered as The Steve Urkel show. I can vaguely remember the other characters. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 8:44 am

Godfather Trilogy - Movie Series
Actually it is correct as only movie series are posted here they don't need to be parted. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 8:25 am

Growing Pains - TV Shows
When Kirk Cameron became an annoying born again christian, it sort of Boned ever watching him as a fun partying "bad boy" teenager. How could you suspend belief of this guy ever again now that he was the spokesman for "Left Behind"? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 8:17 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
The television show that launched the career of Will Smith- and subjected us to "Hell Naw" and about a dozen awful movies. If mankind can invent time travel, I hope they go back in time and stop the creation of this show just to stop "Bad Boys 2" and "Wild Wild West" -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 7:58 am

Blade - Movie Series
I love blade. Watch this all the time. Is there a Blu-Ray version of the series? -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 1, 2009, 7:47 am

Prison Break - TV Shows
Whoops! meant avid fan not vivid fan in my last post. I have read that they want to make a spinn-off of the show with a female prison and a female being the main character. Yes I know what you guys are thinking but I think a lot of PB viewers including me will have a peek at the spin-off. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 7:39 am

Jericho - TV Shows
Too bad they cancelled the show (again). It was a good show and was well written. I honestly don't think they will renew the show again even if the fans are still raving about it. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 7:35 am

Freddie - TV Shows
I liked this show. Too bad it only lasted for one season. The Chris character was funny. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 2:49 am

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
They should never let Denny come back. Leave the man alone! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 2:40 am

Friday Night Lights - TV Shows
It was announced yesterday that FNL will get a fourth and a fifth season. This is very good news but unfortunately NBC does not advertice this gem of a show enough. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 2:25 am

Prison Break - TV Shows
I was a vivid fan of Prison Break but my fandom decreased in season 3. They should have stopped at season one or season two. Season 4 is the last season. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 1, 2009, 2:23 am

Commander in Chief - TV Shows
This show was a pretty transparent political advertisement for Hillary Clinton's (then) upcoming Presidential campaign. America didn't seem to warm up to either the fictional Madame President or her real life counterpart -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 31, 2009, 11:42 pm

Married with Children - TV Shows
This wasnt just a show- it was a landmark in classic television. NO MA'AM!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 30, 2009, 9:02 pm

Harry Potter - Movie Series
I cannot vote because it neither sucked from the start or never sucked because the first 3 movies did a good enough job of protraying the books 4 and 5 however, left something to be desired. -- Submitted By: (freakofn99) on March 30, 2009, 8:08 am

CSI - TV Shows
the orrigional started to feel drawn out over the last few seasons doesn't totally bite though -- Submitted By: (freakofn99) on March 30, 2009, 7:59 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
When the BORG went from being dangerous villains that we hand't seen the like of before (well Dr Who's Cybermen... maybe) to another stumbing "bad guy of the week" that were easily beaten... and the writers tried to "humaize" the BORG and help them find emotion and humanity in a storyline that has played out way too many times on the show (Spock, Data etc.). The show definitely lost it's edge right then and there. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 30, 2009, 6:42 am

Howard Stern - Celebrities
I have no idea how I'm going to get through a day of work when Howard retires. He's as funny now as he ever has been. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on March 29, 2009, 9:06 pm

Blade - Movie Series
Blade II was just buckets and buckets of blood. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on March 29, 2009, 9:04 pm

Karate Kid, The - Movie Series
Are they REALLY remaking it with Will Smith's kid? -- Submitted By: (rick283) on March 29, 2009, 5:42 pm

James Bond - Movie Series
Timothy Dalton got screwed by bad scripts. He played the role well. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on March 29, 2009, 5:41 pm

To Tell The Truth - TV Shows
I agree with the above summation! Peggy Cass was loud alright but she was funny and actually had intelligent things to say. Then, we had Bill Cullen the Perpetual Nerd who encouraged every kid at home watching because we thought if HE could be on TV regularly, anyone could! Lastly, rounding it out was the Grande Dame Kitty Carlisle who was fun to watch because every so often Peggy, Bill and the host Garry could get her to let her guard down and show she had a mischievious side she tried hard to hide (and it helped her cred that she rode through the Marx Brothers' classic 'Night at the Opera' unscathed). Classic game show! But then they had to revive it with John O'Hurley hosting who seemed to think that being smarmy was the equivilant to being funny and intelligent. It wasn't. And they had to have that unfunny Paula Poundstone who seemed to never ask any real questions but kept wasting her,the contestants' and the other panelists' alloted time by making unfunny dumbcracks. Meschach Taylor was so unmemorable on this that I can't think of anything he said or did on this show- just that he was there. Not to mention that the contestants themselves seemed to be dumbed down a great deal from their classic counterparts. Why did they bother with this? -- Submitted By: () on March 29, 2009, 3:26 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
Yeah, the Ewoks were a bit saccharine and cutesy but I was willing to endure them because I knew the original trilogy was coming to an end- and what an end it was. Hope and faith being able to save everyone from overwhelming odds and redeem someone considered unredeemable in the process. This was the stuff many mythologies and sagas had celebrated down the ages. Fantastic had it ended there? But did it? No,they had to revive the franchise with that unbelievably grating Jar-Jar( I have yet to meet anyone over the mental age of ten who could stand him ). I agree that Darth Maul was kinda cool but we never got to find out anything about him in the movies. Worst of all, the new series decided to revel in the Dark Side and show that good was boring with few triumphs that soon proved to be hollow and temporary while evil was fun and cool. I mean, the ONLY thing left that was fun or interesting about the Jedi was that they could do Mind Tricks. Do young people really need mythologies that encourage cruelity + sadism and belittle honesty + mercy? What a way to bastardize the original point! I'm DONE! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 29, 2009, 2:28 pm

Spider-Man - Movie Series
I actually liked Spider-Man 3 more than the first movie. Most people who hate it always seem to cite the very reasons why I loved it-- particularly, Sam Raimi's quirky sense of style (I thought the dance number was awesome, whereas other people thought it was barf-inducing). One thing I will agree with though, is that the plot had too many freaking villains. I think that it would have been much more focused if Sandman hadn't been in the mix. -- Submitted By: (Timstuff) on March 29, 2009, 12:19 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
It's so hard to even get a "grip" on when these films tanked- simply because teh films changed so much with the special editions and extra changes over the years. While the first big drop off came with the stupid "EWOKS" storyline and execution, the prequels were just dumb. Despite having some cool moments and characters (Darth Maul for example) the prequels just were poorly written, over CGI'd video game plot type movies. For the best Star Wars experience, just rewatch "Empire Strikes Back" even the special edition isnt that screwed up!!! And remember- HAN SHOT FIRST!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 28, 2009, 9:23 pm

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman - Celebrities
she is crazy and nuts -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on March 28, 2009, 3:21 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
dale gribble never knows or to stupid to know his wife nancy boned john redcorn and his son is redcorn's also -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on March 28, 2009, 3:20 pm

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - TV Shows
mystery science theater 3000 is a great show and is funny and the movie was also funny -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on March 28, 2009, 3:07 pm

Matrix - Movie Series
I have a theory about The Matrix. My theory is that movie 2 and movie 3 are simply very, very subtle. No. Hear me out. Intended or not, I see the possibility of a very deep extension of the themes in the original. Here's my theory. In the Matrix, there are programs. When a program has fulfilled its function, it ceases to exist until it is needed again. However, if you watch the movies carefully, I think you could make a case that there is NO real world depicted in the movies: that it is ALL the Matrix, and ALL of the characters are programs. Think of the virtual Matrix world as your desktop and applications. The real world is Bios and OS. Neo is a program. His function is to reset the system. When he does, he ceases to exist, but the Oracle predicts he will return, as always, to reset the system. Morpheus must find Neo and see that he completes the task. We don't see his death. Trinity must connect Neo to the Machine Brain. The other captains must deliver Neo to Zion. The Oracle must give instructions to Neo (program him for his task). Watch the movies again. As each person fulfills an important function, they die. They're all programs. -- Submitted By: (crispy) on March 28, 2009, 6:22 am

Evil Dead - Movie Series
I keep hearing rumors that there will be another movie in the series, or perhaps a reboot ... though nobody will ever be Ash except Bruce Campbell. -- Submitted By: (crispy) on March 28, 2009, 6:12 am

Blade - Movie Series
The original Blade was quite cool, but I felt that the monsters in Blade II were overdone, and having Blade join forces with the vampires just seemed contrived. It could have been much more complex. -- Submitted By: (crispy) on March 28, 2009, 6:11 am

Roswell - TV Shows
Here's a show that pretty much boned the fish every week, but I still loved it because, kooky premise or not, the kids talked and acted like real kids: not the adult-like faux kids of most series. -- Submitted By: (crispy) on March 28, 2009, 6:09 am

Nip/Tuck - TV Shows
An amazing show for the first two season, then with the incredibly contrived and horrible resolution to the "Carver" storyline, you could see the beginning of the Boning the Fish starting. The fourth season just completely went off into theft field, then the show moved to LA and got even more and more goofy- stick to seasons 1 and 2, they still are great dramatic television. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 28, 2009, 4:29 am

Silver Spoons - TV Shows
I remember loving this show as a kid, it had everyting a child of the 80's could ever want, a lucky kid who finds out that he has an ultra rich single dad who hangs out with 80's spandex jumpsuit hottie Erin Grey of "Buck Rogers" fame, and on top of that he owns a huge multi-national toy company. And then there was the best friend character played by young breakdancing Michael Jackson clone Alfonso Ribeiro (back when Michael was the #1 star in the world, not a creepy sex predator) that every 80's kid wanted to have. Top it off with video games on set (Tempest, Dragon's Lair) and that bad ass train that was so big people could ride in it that was in the living room- this show was the coolest thing ever. I couldnt tell you what the plot even was, but I wanted to live in that house with Erin Grey and that Giant Train!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 27, 2009, 8:55 am

American Idol - TV Shows
Five minutes was all I could stand of it but then to have to hear it hyped by so many like it's the greatest thing since oat bran gets tiresome every season. Ah, to be able to live long enough to hear the viewing public collectively say "Who cares, so what? We're not interested!" would be great! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 27, 2009, 7:07 am

Dukes of Hazzard, The - TV Shows
crispy, What could the show have done with two sets of Duke Boys? If there had been two Daisys, that would have been a different matter. LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 27, 2009, 6:59 am

Medium - TV Shows
Medium's an apt name for the show because the whole concept's half-baked (and flaky)! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 27, 2009, 6:55 am

Dukes of Hazzard, The - TV Shows
The only thing that I think was worse than bringing in Coy and Vance as scabs when negotiations broke down with 'Bo' and 'Luke', is that as soon as the network worked out its problems with Bo and Luke, Coy and Vance just vanished. I think it would have been nice to keep them. -- Submitted By: (crispy) on March 27, 2009, 5:53 am

Tales of the Gold Monkey - TV Shows
I actually miss this series. Sure, it was sooooo cheesy, but Jack the one-eyed dog, Jake's cool jacket ... and most especially that lovely Grumman Goose. They were the real stars. -- Submitted By: (crispy) on March 27, 2009, 5:51 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
About the emotion chip: Data didn't actually USE the chip until the MOVIES. So, as far as the TV show goes, I feel it never really boned ... except insofar as the whole Star Trek universe boned the fish from day one. The movie series ... they pretty much lost me from Generations. -- Submitted By: (crispy) on March 27, 2009, 5:50 am

Days of Our Lives - TV Shows
One word: Melaswen. The island where all of Marlena's "victims" went when she "killed" them. Characters were brought back randomly for like a day, then disappeared. One character was never even conscious when he returned! This was the beginning of a slow descent which the show hasn't recovered from. The writer's strike didn't help matters. -- Submitted By: (BlackBard79) on March 26, 2009, 10:15 pm

Lie to Me - TV Shows
I love this show. I wish that I could read people like that. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on March 26, 2009, 8:39 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
To me the show just got entirely too raunchy. If I can't watch it with the kids, I mostly can't watch. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on March 26, 2009, 6:57 pm

CSI - TV Shows
The spin off does suck, but that doesn't make the original suck. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on March 26, 2009, 6:48 pm

Medium - TV Shows
Allison is always such a bitch to her husband I can't stand to watch it. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on March 26, 2009, 6:31 pm

NCIS - TV Shows
They were getting close to boning when every episode was about terrorists. I'm glad they went back to just solving murders. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on March 26, 2009, 6:19 pm

Ricky Gervais - Celebrities
His podcast is the best. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on March 26, 2009, 5:52 pm

Tom Cruise - Celebrities
How about the fake wedding to Ms. Kidman? "Mr. Cruise... please come out of the closet!" -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on March 26, 2009, 1:23 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
Here! Here! -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on March 26, 2009, 1:18 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
Jar Jar sucks! -- Submitted By: (Timstuff) on March 26, 2009, 1:03 pm

Knight Rider (1982) - TV Shows
Totally agree, Chubby Rain! How Hasselhoff had a career after this, I'll never understand! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 26, 2009, 9:26 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
The whole masking his children thing was just the tip of the iceberg of the etreme wierd that this guy eminates. It is almost surreal to think back to the early 80's when girls swooned for this guy and he was a "hetero sex symbol", and basically he is at best one of the strangest individuals ever, and at worst- a pedophile protected by massive amounts of money. Really when was the last time this guy made people talk over his music? I think the last time I remember was when he called Tommy Mottola a racist at Sony records for not spending more money promoting him. Sheesh, how would anyone know to be racist to Michael with his ever changing skin tones. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 26, 2009, 9:19 am

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