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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Punk'd - TV Shows
Too bad that, after Ashton Kutcher quit the first time then told MTV he wanted to do more shows, they didn't tell him "No way! You said we were done so we filled the timeslot with something else. You punk'd your own self,punk!" (and, of course, had a camera crew film any resulting tantrum) -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 29, 2009, 11:21 am

Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, The - TV Shows
A true masterpiece that never came close to jumping. In fact, it seemed to get better as it went on. The Wossamatta U. story arc, possibly the most memorable episode, actually came toward the end of the show's run. Two lousy movies were made, but those were years after the fact. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 29, 2009, 10:32 am

Beetlejuice - TV Shows
A fun show, despite bearing little resemblance to the film it was supposed to be based on. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 29, 2009, 10:26 am

Mummy - Movie Series
Brendan Frasier falls into that Jason Statham category of actors- what good film has he ever done? How does this actor still get work? Who is a Brendan Frasier or, a "Mummy" fan? Then the conversation comes to how films like the "Mummy" ever get made, and how stupid is the American public to do so much business that there are multiple sequels of even less and less "quality" than the first woefully poor film. Well like PT Barnum said- "There is a sucker born every minute" when I see films like the "Mummy", movies I think "There is a fish boned every minute some sucker watches these films".... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 29, 2009, 7:16 am

Magnum P.I. - TV Shows
Never boned. A show that centred around four single men who never made the mistake of settling down, getting a girlfriend who lasted more than an episode (Agatha Chumleigh was as close as it got) or changing in any way that altered the dynamic of the show. I didn't like that they negated the really gutsy series finale for one more season and a fairly lacklustre farewell. I liked Magnum as much as anybody, but killing him off at the end of the series was creative, memorable. Putting him back in the navy brought the show full-circle, but didn't really make a whole lot of sense. Anyway, that's not a BTF thing. The last season was pretty good on the whole. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 29, 2009, 7:11 am

Happy Days - TV Shows
Has to be when Richie and Ralph suddenly "joined the army." When Ron Howard and Donnie Most left, the show lost more of what little remaining focus it had. Richie was the central character, surrounded by his friends, Ralph, Potsie and the Fonz. With Richie and Ralph leaving, Fonz became even more central, and he and Potsie just sort of hung around with Richie's parents. To fill the vacuum, we got Ted McGinley, Jenny Piccolo becoming a real character, Fonzie's serious girlfriend and a kid, and bearded Fonzie the teacher. The show slipped in many ways before that, but Richie and Ralph leaving was the real tipping point. Anything after was crap. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 29, 2009, 6:51 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2236936/posts Apparently some of the folks on the internet are still just slaves to following their corporate masters- check out this online link to people saying " we'll we can't use BTF, we must follow TV Guide..." Freaking Sheeple. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 29, 2009, 5:46 am

Sims, The - Random Topics
It looks like crap, like most other "3D" games or whatever they are, and it looks stupid! -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on April 29, 2009, 1:06 am

Scientology - Random Topics
Teaches members to act like tools. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on April 29, 2009, 12:54 am

Voltron: Defender of the Universe - TV Shows
Thing about the Sven injury was, this was due to a whole lot of plot chopping and rewriting on both sides of the ocean. You hear those stories about people in cartoons dying in the original script, then getting put back in in a voice over. This is what happened here. Technically, in Japan Sven was dead. They just didn't kill him over here, and the way they showed episodes over here, it made it look like he was just too injured to pilot the Lion. Also, extra footage was made for Voltron that never aired in Japan. The movie "Fleet of Doom," was purely for the US market: in Japan the Vehicle and Lion Voltrons had nothing to do with each other. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on April 28, 2009, 11:03 pm

Rock of Love - TV Shows
This boned on Day 1 but is made even worse with the Daisy of Love with the silicone blond, drama queen bimbo that he dumped. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 28, 2009, 10:00 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Just popped in for a look at JTS and found a really lame entertainment magazine in its place, something that really seems like the antithesis of what the site was. So, let me get this straight...TV Guide paid a buttload of money for the site, just to scrap it and put a crappy blog in its place while retaining the title and a few of the categories just to remind us of how bloody stupid they are. At best, some executive just doesn't get it. At worst, TV Guide has hijacked a pop culture term. I don't feel comfortable saying "Jump the Shark" anymore if TV Guide owns it, especially when they bought it just to draw more traffic (under false pretenses) to a really subpar entertainment site. Jumping the Shark was about us, the TV viewers, poking fun at the industry. It empowered the viewers. TV Guide destroyed that, and replaced it with mindless hype about TV shows. Shame on them. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 9:17 pm

Bugs Bunny Show - TV Shows
There's no doubt some shorts were better than others, but overall the Merrie Melodies/Looney Tunes cartoons never really jumped. Even some of the later shorts (the ones with the acid trip looking opening logo) had their moments. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 28, 2009, 8:25 pm

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
This show boned when the teenaged Beaver was forced to perform in a school play wearing a ridiculous bunny outfit. All common sense seemed to go out the window on that one, unusual for a series that generally "kept it real". -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 28, 2009, 7:47 pm

Star Trek - TV Shows
The Spocks brain was probably the closest they came, but I don't think they boned the fish. The show was canceled probably because it was so far ahead of it's time. The scrips were brilliant and the cast chemistry was perfect. There was no fish eating in space. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 28, 2009, 6:48 pm

Porkys - Movie Series
I know Porky's was no Shakespeare, but Porky's II was simply embarrassing. It was supposed to be the next day, but the kids sure seemed to grow up more than a days worth. The one kid with the blond hair had an overnight hair growth spurt like I've never seen. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 28, 2009, 6:43 pm

Aliens in the Family - TV Shows
This show was DOA as soon as it premiered. The muppets were so dated and the baby was irritating. They tried to make him like the baby on "Dinosaurs" but fell way short. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 28, 2009, 6:01 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
This show was funny until Joseph hit puberty. That does not need to happen in a cartoon! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 28, 2009, 5:49 pm

Henry Winkler - Celebrities
He's jumped two sharks (on Happy Days and Arrested Development), but has he ever boned a fish? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 28, 2009, 3:21 pm

Lion King - Movie Series
There is a world of difference between being inspired by other people's works and ripping off other people's works. Also, I already know Kimba and the Lion King are indeed two different stories. Kimba wanted to unite people and animals, while Simba had to reclaim his crown stolen from him by his evil uncle (The Lion King's story is based on Hamlet). The storyline isn't what's the same...it's the characters. You argue that the reason there's a white lion in the production shot is because there's light shining on him from behind, making him white. If the light is what's making him white, why are his face and left hind leg, which are in the shade, also white instead of tan, like the other lion in the shot? And how do you know these testimonials are lies from "disgruntled janitors" or other unhappy employees? But why do I bother? Even if Disney wrote a totally legit written confession complete with a notary that they knowingly ripped off Kimba, you'd still refuse to believe it. -- Submitted By: () on April 28, 2009, 2:49 pm

2 Stupid Dogs - TV Shows
A lot of people I know pan this for being a Ren and Stimpy ripoff, but if you watch long enough, you'll see it isn't. Cow and Chicken, on the other hand... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 28, 2009, 1:10 pm

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - TV Shows
The show is called "are you smarter than a 5th grader", yet a lot of the tougher questions are taught in either middle or high school. How ironic. But still fun to watch! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 28, 2009, 1:09 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - TV Shows
Did anyone else get a laugh out of seeing them do PSA announcements over protecting the environment considering that their entire existance stemmed from them getting caught in toxic waste? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 28, 2009, 11:30 am

Heroes - TV Shows
I have to say the twist at the end of the season finale was just a perfect fit. A reflection of out of the box thinking and sub plot planning that all culminated in the finale. Like it should be. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 28, 2009, 11:30 am

Heroes - TV Shows
Are you saying Heroes is back on the right track again? I sure hope so. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 28, 2009, 11:25 am

Beverly Hillbillies - TV Shows
I say it never boned, but it did come within sight of the fish when the Clampetts started having multi-episode trips to New York and England. Fortunately, those episodes were funny, as the show's fish-out-of-water humour actually got a little fresher in these unfamiliar places. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 9:38 am

Transformers, The - TV Shows
One of my favourite animated shows at the time, but it boned with Transformers: The Movie. The movie itself was great, but the following season of the show picked up where it left off, with a different setting, different characters and really a whole different style. Didn't like it as well after that. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 9:32 am

King of the Hill - TV Shows
This show boned when it went from being a sitcom to an animated soap opera. It was good in the beginning. The characters each had their shtick, and they got into funny situations. Then we started getting character development, and the characters started growing as people and going through major life events that we were supposed to care about. I just wanted to laugh. The show was still funny for a while, but never as funny as in the beginning. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 9:27 am

House - TV Shows
I'm reluctant to say that a show currently in production has never boned, but this one is still good so far, although House is not nearly as funny as he was back in the beginning. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 9:21 am

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - TV Shows
Once the setting moved to the Searcher, it was a different show, and not a good one. The new characters did nothing for me. I hated Hawk. And worst of all, they dropped Tweaky's Mel Blanc voice in favour of some whiny kid voice. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 9:18 am

A-Team, The - TV Shows
The A-Team boned when they stopped doing the big build scenes before the climax of each episode. Actually, the precise BTF moment, for me, was when they went through the process of armoring a truck just to crash it through a wall and forget about it. The big battles with the improvised weapons were what made the early episodes really great. At some point, these kind of faded away in favour of just wrapping the show up with more injury-free shooting. Wasn't the same after that. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 9:13 am

American Idol - TV Shows
The fourth judge, for sure. The show has a hard enough time finishing when it should without one more opinion thrown into the mix. Not to mention that the three judges had such good chemistry up to now. Subsequent efforts to shoehorn Kara into the show have only hurt that dynamic more. Kara just seems more obnoxious and annoying every week, she never has anything unique to add, spouts the same nonsense over and over, and doesn't seem to have the first clue that although American Idol has nothing to do with art, the audience is supposed to believe it does. And she knows bugger-all about art. And she apparently can't count either. Where did they find her? -- Submitted By: () on April 28, 2009, 9:05 am

Heroes - TV Shows
Last nights finale was simply amazing. Love it and the show. No one would have guessed that. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 28, 2009, 8:47 am

Smallville - TV Shows
I have to say although the show declined a little in Season 7, Season 8 was the big drop-off. Michael Rosenbaum is gone, leaving a pretty big hole, despite efforts to keep talking about Lex, showing his picture and occasionally showing the back of an anonymous bald guy. All of the "grownups" are gone - Jonathan Kent is long dead, Martha just vanished at some point, and they killed off Lionel in Season 7 (John Glover was one of the show's biggest assets IMO). And for that matter, very little of Smallville actually takes place in Smallville as of Season 8. Throwing in a heavily retconned Doomsday has not helped, and really seems premature in terms of the Superman mythos. With Gough and Millar no longer at the helm, the feel of the show is different. And yet the one thing that hasn't changed is the no-flights rule, which stopped making sense at least two or three seasons ago. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on April 28, 2009, 8:45 am

Jack Ryan films - Movie Series
From Alec Baldwin to Harrison Ford to Ben Affleck? This series of films was hurt by not having a CONSISTENT and GOOD Jack Ryan. Personally I liked Alec from "Hunt for Red October" but Harrison Ford was good as well, it was the inconsistency that hurt the franchise, and unlike James Bond- this change of stars didnt seem to work. And whenever you have Ben Affleck involved- order up some extra vinegar to add with your Fish & Chips.....it's BTF time. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 28, 2009, 8:39 am

Lion King - Movie Series
I always thought the Fist of the North Star people proudly admitted they ripped off Mad Max? Also- a big thumbs down to Disney for the copyright stuff, they loved the Public Domain when it worked for them, just not when they have to share! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 28, 2009, 4:59 am

Shield, The - TV Shows
Having just finished season 5, I still don't think that the show has boned. I would, however, like to kill Shane with my own bare hands. -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on April 28, 2009, 3:56 am

Scientology - Random Topics
Boned the clam on day one. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 27, 2009, 11:27 pm

Lion King - Movie Series
Ok, research I've done: I own 3 DVD's of Kimba the White Lion, and I can and have watched the rest on YouTube. I also own and have seen The Lion King. It's not the same story, period. So far as the rest of what you presented, 1) people can find similarities anywhere. Add that into the fact that in many shows, there are some stock scenes that are commonly used/drawn (IE little protagonist stares up into big antagonist's eyes in defiance, man walking away from building nonchalantly as it explodes, camera focusing in on gun barrel as a shot is fired), and you have less of a slam dunk case than you would think for saying that Lion King is ripped off from Kimba. 2) The testimony of the people on that web page you gave me, I'm sorry to say, means squat. All of the statements are from the Kimba development team, and of course they aren't biased toward their creation in any way, are they? So far as the records of Disney officials "admitting" to ripping off Kimba, recordings or signed affidavits from former Disney execs or impartial 3rd party witnesses or it didn't happen. Testimony from pissed off recently fired ex-janitor X who just happened to be walking by the boardroom when the crime was confessed doesn't cut it. 3) The "white" lion in the preproduction shot, isn't. Take a look at the pic again: the plants in the shot are also white. You shine a bright enough light on an object of any color, and it looks white, this is a fact. The fact that this has happened to other plants in the light that the lion cub in question is in shows that this has also happened to the lion cub. Using your logic, and the kind of evidence you have given me, I could say that Hara and Buroson stole Fist of the North Star directly from Mad Max. I could say that J.J. Abrams stole Cloverfield from the Emmerich version of Godzilla. I could say that Gargoyles was ripping off of X-Men and Superman in places, and that Spawn, the Animation was ripping off of Gargoyles. I'm not going to say that Disney has never done questionable or dirty things in animation or business (among other things, read up on Dan O'Neil and the Air Pirates to see how Disney virtually single-handedly fucked over the entire copyright system, and implemented those 200+ year copyrights in use today). However, there is a difference between ripping someone off, and simply making different use of similar archetypal characters than the previous guy. -- Submitted By: () on April 27, 2009, 10:13 pm

Fear Factor - TV Shows
Never boned, fun show. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 27, 2009, 9:50 pm

America's Next Top Model - TV Shows
Just another example of reality show drivel that infests our airwaves. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 27, 2009, 9:50 pm

Perfect Strangers - TV Shows
There was an episode late in the show's run where Larry and Balki actually played their own infant sons. This was both disturbing and monumentally stupid at the same time. Pretty much killed the show in my mind. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 27, 2009, 9:43 pm

Ted McGinley - Celebrities
He was excellent on Marrie...With Children. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 27, 2009, 9:37 pm

Mike Myers - Celebrities
He has become a cartoon character. When was the last time he was in a movie where he used his real voice? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 27, 2009, 9:34 pm

Newhart! - TV Shows
NEVER jumped! It did get a little too much what with Larry, Daryl & Daryl, but still much better than the dreck shown today! -- Submitted By: (syzygy) on April 27, 2009, 4:12 pm

Lost - TV Shows
Ok just when I thought I was out....They reeled me back in with the Miles Storyline...I am about a week behind (Thanks DVR) so I guess back into Lost I go -- Submitted By: (MaggieWessel) on April 27, 2009, 4:05 pm

Law and Order: Criminal Intent - TV Shows
The new season just started on USA and I am not sure how I feel about Jeff Goldbloom and his character... -- Submitted By: (MaggieWessel) on April 27, 2009, 4:04 pm

John Denver - Celebrities
Never thought I would write this, but as I get older, the more I appreciate his talent. He really personified the 70's, if that's a good thing. -- Submitted By: (ClanMcLeod) on April 27, 2009, 10:18 am

Drew Carey Show, The - TV Shows
I think it was funny for a while even after Drew and Kate got together, but it was when she left the show that I lost interest. -- Submitted By: (ClanMcLeod) on April 27, 2009, 10:13 am

Disney Channel - Random Topics
When my Cable System got this channel in 1983 I was jumping for joy! All the Classic Disney Shows all the time!(And I no longer had to worry about the Sunday Sporting Events overrunning their scheduled time slots which invariably led to Disney being "Joined in Progress". Then they took all of the Classics off. It was the beginning of the end.:( -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on April 27, 2009, 8:28 am

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
I agree on the "Do-Gooder"s who forced many Shows to be yanked off the schedule in the 1970s. Recently I came across a "Bootleg" DVD of a Couple of Series they banned. Nice little "Blast from the Past"! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on April 27, 2009, 8:18 am

TV Land - Random Topics
It's not just this channel. IMO "Reality" Shows have made ALL OF TELEVISION Bone The Fish. I stopped subscribing to Cable in January of 2007. There's much more variety on DVDs and after watching them YOU GET TO KEEP THEM! :D -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on April 27, 2009, 8:09 am

Keith Olbermann - Celebrities
I cannot stand it when this guy infects sports shows with the political talk. You are Liberal- great, keep it on MSNBC. That god they god rid of him and Dan Patrick off of ESPN, it was just painful to even try to listen to this political/sports show to the point, I just stopped listening. Serve up some Cold Trout to Keith Olbermann to go with his selection of Bones! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 27, 2009, 6:59 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Gemstar and TV Guide all deserve a kick in their collective behinds for this move. Let's take one of the most beloved websites on the internet and destroy it... while at the same time paying millions of dollars for it. Someone should mail them a nice Fish Platter with a side of Bones from Red Lobster! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 27, 2009, 5:40 am

Howard Stern - Celebrities
Joe- I'm in complete disagreement with you. I listened to Howard for most of high school and college, then after college I moved to an area that didnt get a station that carried Howard from 1999 on. However- THANKS to him going to Sirius, I was able to get him in an area that his little to no radio stations, and the ones that do are HORRIFIC. Secondly, I listen every day, and as someone that has been a fan and listener/viewer of Howard Stern since about 1991- I have no idea how you can say that regular radio is much better than Howard, and that it's the same old stuff?!!? The show is pure comedy GOLD and much much better than it was in many many years- and perhaps it is better now than it ever was!! Also the specials and retrospective theme weeks and special shows (Riley Martin, Miserable Men, Bubba the Love Sponge etc.) are just icing on the cake. And finally, for paying for radio- I bought the lifetime subscription for Sirius this year after paying the yearly fee and I will say without a doubt- this is the best money ever spent on entertainment in my life- hands down. Between listening at home, and in the car, I listen probably about 30-35 hours a week with no commericals on the music, and very few on the "talk channels" this includes Howard. Finally- I've gotten about 5 people get Satellite radio and they all say that it was one of the coolest gadgets ever, and they could no longer ever listen to "old school AM/FM" again. I'm respectfully taking your Fish Platter off the table on this one issue!!! Now I do think Howard Boned the fish when he wouldnt reveal his income to run for Governor of NY- that was a small hush puppy to a largely no Fish Boning Career. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 27, 2009, 5:08 am

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
Taking politics out of the equation, Rush rocks because he says what he believes and gets paid millions of dollars for it. On the other side of the aisle so does Keith Olbermann. In America we should always be able to do that. If people don't want to listen they can just turn them off. It's not fair to say his drug problem was boning the fish. He was taking pain killers for actual pain. If it was alcohol or cocaine it would be a different matter. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:47 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
He's a fish eater for sure. Just look at the cover of thriller, then look at him now. It's not even the same person. He's turned white, you can't trust your kids, or your monkey with him, and he hangs his own kids over a rail. What's up with that? He needed help a long time ago and never got it. Now we are stuck with a major fish eater. I hear he's buying out the Captain D's chain so he can have fish anytime he wants. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:40 am

Ashlee Simpson - Celebrities
A no talented little sister to a barely talented bigger sister. If you get caught lip synching, admit it. Blaming your band shows how arrogant you are. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:37 am

OJ Simpson - Celebrities
He's having his fish served to him in prison. Killing your wife, and her friend is boning a fish. So is using the race card to get out of it, as well as writing books about how you would have done it if you had done it, and so is armed robbery. I hear he doesn't even get tarter sauce in jail. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:35 am

Howard Stern - Celebrities
Howard has had a fish sandwich or two. His show is pretty much the same stuff. Take off your shirt and show us what you've got. He also boned when he went to the Sirus network, then lectured all of us that we need to pay for radio so we can continue to hear him. Hey Howard, when I start making millions of dollars a year to look at ladies breasts maybe I'll sign up. Until then I'll just listen to free radio which is actually better. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:32 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
He's boned because he sold himself as the agent of change, but he's just another politician that you can't trust anything that comes out of their mouths. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:29 am

Tom Cruise - Celebrities
This guy is a super fish eater. He boned with Scientology, he boned when he jumped on Oprah's couch. Top Gun boned, Cocktail boned, Days of Thunder boned. Tom likes fish so much he's actually been seen hanging out with the Gordon's Fisherman and Mrs. Paul. He's actually started attending Miami Dolphins and Florida Marlins games as well. He's unhinged. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:27 am

Paul McCartney - Celebrities
MCS said that Paul needs to learn from George and Ringo. Learn what? Learn to die from George? Learn to suck from Ringo? George was only moderately talented and wouldn't have received the exposure he did if it weren't for the Beatles. Ringo could keep a beat and that was about it. Paul and John were the Beatles, period. Without John all we have left is Paul who still rocks. His music is timeless and he has aged gracefully. He does need to get a prenup next time but I don't think Paul has ever sat down to a fish dinner. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:24 am

Jim Carrey - Celebrities
I'm afraid old Jimmy Boy is fond of fish. His first helping was Ace Ventur 2. What a stinker. He's actually stretched his acting talents and made several surprisingly good movies while not making an ass out of himself in the process. Most people have seen the fantastic Truman Show, but hardly anyone has seen The Majestic which was equally great. I'm afraid that in between his good movies he likes to snack on plates of freshly boned fish. His latest autism claim is laughable. Just stick to what you know Jim and that's making movies. Every now and then at least you'll get that right. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:17 am

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
Most of the reasons people give for this show boning have something to do with someone leaving. This is a military unit and furthermore it's a time of war. People in this type of environment move around all the time. If anything it would bone because poor Hawkeye stayed while everyone else left. It's no wonder he went bonkers on the finale. I'll admit that they did show the North Koreans and Chinese a little on the softer side but the show was primarily about the hardships and the relationships of an American MASH unit in Korea in the 50's. I don't think they boned any fish. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:05 am

Police Academy - Movie Series
The first one was good but like other movies such as Porky's, they should have stopped when they were ahead. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 3:52 am

Halloween - Movie Series
You might say they boned when they did Halloween 2 because horror movies that film a sequel usually bone immediately. The reason they didn't bone at that time was that at the end of the first movie Michael Myers fell out of the window and when the Doctor looked out, Michael had vanished. Halloween 3 brought out all new people with a completely different storyline about a toy maker. It didn't totally stink but I don't see how or why they kept the Halloween name. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 3:50 am

Kiss - Music Groups
I think they really boned the fish when they did the disco sounding "I was made for loving you" song. They came close when they took the makeup off, then put it back on again, but I guess they had to do something to shake things up a bit. Departing from your rock roots in an attempt to cash in on the disco craze is most definitely boning the fish big time. They even had hush puppies and cole slaw to boot. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 3:40 am

Mad About You - TV Shows
I don't know if it was Paul Reiser, or Helen Hunt, or maybe the stories, but I always hated this show. I think it might be Paul Reiser. I think I would rather watch an infomercial than this show and let me tell you, I hate infomercials. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 3:34 am

ER - TV Shows
What killed me about this show was that it was more dangerous to be anywhere near this ER. A helicopter crashed into the ER, the ER exploded, and I think someone drove their car through the ER as well. Another funny thing was that the victims showed up carrying or wearing what they were injured in. I remember a football player that was injured and they brought him in wearing his uniform, pads, and helmet. To top it off the cheerleaders all followed him still holding their pom poms. In real life people drop what they were holding to rush in and the medics take scissors and cut your clothes off. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 3:26 am

Sims, The - Random Topics
File this under "Games that sound boring but somehow aren't" great concept great execution, and pretty good sequels. It's rare you can get such a great game... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:28 am

TV Land - Random Topics
I voted for both Rosanne and reality shows. The channel was meant to show 50's-70's classics. Rosanne just killed the nostalgia of the channel and this is coming from someone who grew up in the 90s -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:26 am

Adam Sandler - Celebrities
Sandler is still a funny guy, a few of his films have been bombs but so far he still seems to have it goin for him, we'll see how he reacts to "Bedtime Stories" -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:24 am

Burger King - Random Topics
Hate "The King" but the restaurant still makes good food so I'm not gonna complain. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:20 am

Wendy's - Random Topics
I still love Wendy's but I will miss Dave forever he was a very good man. RIP Man you're makin baked potato for Jesus now... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:19 am

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Walmart should be revered by the left, they sell food and even prescription drugs at low prices, but since they don't allow their workers to run the company via unionization, and they employ "sweat shop" labor (fun fact if the sweat shops closed the kids employed there would go back to the old ways of making money, which are far more dangerous) they're the devil. It's a shame since Walmart really is a great store -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:17 am

Drawn Together - TV Shows
I'm torn here, I laughed at the show but now that I look back at the older episodes I find they're not that entertaining. But if it didn't bone from the start it certainly did once the writers became overly dependent on gross out jokes. If I wanted to see poo thrown at people I'd go to a primate house. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:11 am

Lord of the Rings, The - Movie Series
I respect LOtR for it's scope and it's brilliant cinematography, but the movies themselves just don't do it for me. Maybe it's too complex for me, or maybe I'm just not into fantasy movies like another poster (though I love Narnia so that points to the former rather than the latter reason) Either way great movie production wise, bad plot wise. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:07 am

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
Addendum, painting them as martyrs for free speech is asinine, they weren't dragged through the streets and hanged, they had to endure the darker side of free speech for awhile, having people say unkind things about them, if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:01 am

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
That's the lovely thing about free speech, their free to say whatever the want about our president and I'm free to say whatever I want about them, namely that what the fat one said was very short sighted. One of the keys to surveying in any industry is knowing your audience and the country music fan base is overwhelmingly repubilcan. The girls dug their grave even deeper when they dissed Reba McEntire and Toby Keith. In fact I'd say this was a greater offense than the president, there were valid reasons not to like the war in Iraq, but attacking McEntire and Keith was disrespectful to both the fans and to the artists themselves. Getting involved in feuds with your fellow performers is pretty much classic BTF territory. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 2:00 am

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
Mark my words, this poor child is headed for a crash that will make Brittney Spears look sane. She's got paparazzi tailing her at every second and has already taken stomach churning photos, it's only a matter of time before she turns up pregnant or gets caught with cocaine. I just hope for her sake that I'm wrong... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 1:53 am

Erik Per Sullivan - Celebrities
I voted NB'd since all I know is his work on Malcolm in the Middle, while the show it self didn't do to well in the waning seasons it was not for lack of acting on his part. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 27, 2009, 1:46 am

Survivor - TV Shows
This bwnd after Season 1 when we figured out they really weren't going to let anyone starve to death. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 26, 2009, 9:53 pm

Verizon - Random Topics
50mb down, 20mb up - nothing bwnd about that! -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 26, 2009, 9:51 pm

Popeye - Movie Series
Popeye started out as a rough, adventurous hardass, but eventually, due to either censorship or simply a lack of talented writing, was reduced to being a rather bland, weak character reduced to performing mundane tasks, not unlike what happened to Mickey Mouse in the late 1930s. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 26, 2009, 8:44 pm

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
Boned around the time Spongebob's voice was made more high-pitched and whiny (apparently Nickelodeon insisted it be made to sound more "cute" and "child-like") and all the humor of the show was replaced by random annoyance. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 26, 2009, 8:28 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
Though the Mockney Gecko's an improvement over the Interrum Silent Gecko (who let the aappearantly personality-free CEO do the talking),NEITHER of them beat the Original Gecko with Kelsey Grammer's voice! And the Cavemen were only worth a feeble, labored chuckle the very first time. IMO,Money Pile With Googly-Eyeballs campaign should have been booed out of the agency boardroom instead of foisted on the public ! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 26, 2009, 4:08 pm

Press Your Luck - TV Shows
One of my favorite game shows from the 80's. I never saw that guy who won a huge jackpot after learning the pattern. However, if that was the reason the show was cancelled, then I will acknowledge that as the boning moment. I can't say I was crazy for the remake, Whammy: the all new Press your luck. It was too different, and they added Whammies to the board as the game progressed! WTF?! And they looked very little like the Whammies from the original game show. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 26, 2009, 1:43 pm

Pinky and the Brain - TV Shows
A good show on Animaniacs, but got even better when it spun off and became its own series. Pinky and the Brain was the best Animaniacs skit, and if anyone deserved their own series, it was them. Then it was ruined by the addition of Elmyra, the most annoying character from Tiny Toons. Even to this day, hearing the voice of Cree Summer makes me shudder and cringe as though I'm hearing fingernails on the chalkboard. There was promise when it came to that man Wally, from the Circle. But...Elmyra was top priority. She totally ruined the show. The writers were forced into it by the idiots in charge. The writers made their opinions known, as heard in the opening theme with the line "It's what the network wants, why bother to complain?" And, of course, when Brain says "I deeply resent this." You're not the only one who deeply resented it, Brain. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 26, 2009, 1:06 pm

Ed, Edd N Eddy - TV Shows
EEnE boned when the setting was switched from summertime to fall. Having the show's limited cast wandering around a big empty school just didn't work. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 25, 2009, 9:48 pm

Star Trek - Movie Series
Multiple Bonings and Re-Bones here First Film- AWFUL, Khan and Search for Spock brought it back- the 4th film- 80's time travel and eco message = AWFUL FISH BONING. Fifth Film- Shatner cant direct at all= BONING TO A NEW DEGREE. 6th Film, Re-Boned to the good. Generations, BONED AGAIN!! First Contact, De-Boned, then Insurection and Nemesis tossed the Bone to the Dogs again!!! Will JJ Abrams with the new 11th film unbone that which has boned 5 times in 10 prior films? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 25, 2009, 8:41 pm

Darkwing Duck - TV Shows
The later ABC episodes were not as memorable as the Disney Afternoon seasons, but Darkwing never really came close to a "Bone The Fish" moment. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm

Disney - Random Topics
Sadly, I watched the new release of "Pinnochio" the other day, and it blew away every Disney Film made during my Entire Lifetime..."Lion King", "Aladdin", "Little Mermaid" are nothing compared to this, and I wont even let even lesser films like "Mulan" or "Hercules" or the fish scraps that came after that even exist in the Shadow of the "Old School" still amazing to this day Disney Films. Man what an amazing fall for the great halls of American Animation. Disney you boned the fish... I'm just not sure when! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 25, 2009, 8:05 pm

South Park - TV Shows
What did it for me was the conclusion to who was Cartman's dad. His mom! I mean, what? Seriously? She's a slut who's done it with every male in the whole town, and all this time, not a single man has ever noticed she had two different sex organs? Right. Whatever. If I was with a woman, the first thing I'd notice is that she's a hermaphrodite. A lot of people complain that the conclusion of the Simpsons episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns" was ridiculous, lame, and stupid. But after seeing who was Cartman's Dad, I think a lot of people go a lot easier on it. -- Submitted By: () on April 25, 2009, 8:02 pm

Van Halen - Music Groups
Yes the 1998 Gary Cherone dparture is just astoundingly bad, the worst thing is on the infamous Van Halen 3 album- Eddie actually "sings" on this album- wow. It's amazing how this went from being America's party band to something that "used to be cool". I know they had a huge successful tour in 2008, but think of all the wasted years since 1991's "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"- which in my mind is when they stopped being really an awesome band, or wait- Boned the Fish!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 25, 2009, 7:49 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
Seems that www.Bonethefish.com isnt allowed a page on wikipedia, anyone have a guess how this incredible site can get some recognition? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 25, 2009, 7:42 pm

Disney - Random Topics
Boned when they stopped making classic ink and paint movies. Classic ink and paint was what made Disney "Disney"! Them ending classic ink and paint movies makes as much sense as Burger King discontinuing the sales of all their hamburger products. All we get now are these pathetic computer animated movies that are vastly inferior compared to Pixar. (Meet the Robinsons? The Wild? I'd rather watch Pixar's Toy Story again, thank you very much.) It's Disney's own fault their last classic ink and paint movies flopped: what made them think we'd like a movie where Treasure Island is remade into a horrid sci-fi movie and renamed Treasure Planet? And Home on the Range? Come on, a story about cows?! All these wonderful fairy tales and other literary masterpieces which have yet to be turned into movies, and they think we want to see a movie about stupid cows with a storyline that's lamer than a horse headed for the glue factory? CGI films have supersaturated today's animated film market. They don't even turn heads anymore, unless they're REALLY good, like Wall-E. -- Submitted By: () on April 25, 2009, 7:40 pm

Mickey Mouse cartoons - Movie Series
Of course Mickey Mouse never nuked/jumped/boned. He is the star of Disney, and ONLY the star of Disney! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 25, 2009, 7:39 pm

Sonic Drive-In - Random Topics
Sonic is a great place to go eat out at. Their products are good, the people friendly, and their dessert menu is extensive! Recently, I have been changing my ordering habits there because they added a dollar menu! Still, it's never a dull moment eating at Sonic; like Dairy Queen, this restaurant is also a Texas staple! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 25, 2009, 7:37 pm

Ghostbusters - Movie Series
I concur- the original Ghostbusters was lightning in a bottle, sort of like the first Highlander film- it had a uncanny mix of action, comedy, great performances, cool lines, 80's flair and special effects, and iconic moments. It is almost impossible to recreate this kind of magic, and the sequel fell way shot. Boned the Fish hard with the sequel. And what's up with Sigourney Weaver being pushed back into sequels needlessly- this and the Alien 3 & 4 come to mind. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 25, 2009, 7:33 pm

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