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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Hall and Oates - Music Groups
Their 80's songs are the best! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:41 pm

Duran Duran - Music Groups
I enjoy Duran Duran so much! Never boned! Their songs were cool! And how can the James Bond film DD did the theme song for be bad, anyway? (See my comment in "James Bond" for a better reason why.) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:40 pm

Flock of Seagulls, A - Music Groups
Never boned! I love 80's music! My faves from this band are "I Ran So Far Away" and "Space Age Love Song"! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:39 pm

Zac Efron - Celebrities
Day one, all right! I despise a certain TV movie series he is in, and he is of the guilty party for ruining an already-ruined family studio even more!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:37 pm

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Celebrities
Just whatever happened to the guys that played the "Taylor Boys" in "Home Improvement", huh? -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:36 pm

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - Celebrities
Whatever happened to these two? What kind of road did the Olsen Twins decide to go down after '04 or so?!?!?? Oh man, and I was really looking forward to the 2051 direct-to-Blu release of "The Olsen Twins Retire From Acting and Take Up Golfing in Florida"! LOL Oh well, there's always Dylan and Cole...no, wait, that's the Bad Disney... -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:33 pm

Adam Sandler - Celebrities
My favorite movie with him is "Happy Gilmore" and the part where he fights with Bob Barker! "The Price is Wrong, Buddy!" -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:27 pm

Doctor Who - TV Shows
Uh, I've seen what appeared to be the pilot of the new version a few weeks ago on my local PBS station. It makes the old "Star Treks" look like romance stories in comparison! Besides, with 40+ years of episodes for this show, how can anyone (and I mean anyone) keep up? How do I know where to start? Is it even possible to find ALL episodes and play them in order????? -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:25 pm

Family Matters - TV Shows
Sure, I know the other characters: Carl, Harriet, Laura, Richie, etc.! Besides, being a Miller/Boyett sitcom, this show "never jumped!" (or "never boned" if that makes you happy) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:22 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Oh boy, let's harken back to the good ol' days of "Jump the Shark" for my Nickelodeon rant: Back in the days this channel started, we watched shows like "Pinwheel", "You Can't Do That On Television", "Danger Mouse", "Rugrats", "Clarissa", "Double Dare", "OLD (and I mean OLD) All That", and "Kenan and Kel". (There are other shows, too, but these are the good ones from looking at old JTS posts) Now we got STUPID shows like "NEW All That", "Catdog", "Spongebob", "Fairly Oddparents", plus (guess what) teenage shows similar in fashion to what killed "The Disney Channel"!!!!! First it was a smart, intelligent PBS-like channel, now it's MTV JUNIOR!!!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand it!!!!! Insert your own crazy rants on this channel here; I hate the new Nick!!!!! Urggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:19 pm

Darkwing Duck - TV Shows
I agree! Never boned! Never jumped! Period! The Disney Afternoon cartoons WERE my childhood! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:07 pm

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers - TV Shows
Never jumped the shark, never boned the fish! "Chip and Dale" had me laughing throughout my childhood! Boy, do I miss Disney's "Golden Age"! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:06 pm

Aladdin - TV Shows
Of course this show never jumped/nuked! This was a Golden Age Disney show! As for those who are bummed because there was no Jafar and he was cool, come on! I didn't think he was cool at all! I never liked him! Besides, there are plenty of other villians throughout the series, and that made the show more exciting! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:04 pm

DuckTales - TV Shows
To Marcus: yeah, I do know this website is called "Bone the Fish". But I sometimes like to say "Jump the Shark" because I miss that site so much! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:02 pm

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire - TV Shows
Umm, why are there two pages of "WW2BAM" on the website? And is one for the British version; the other for the American version? Uh, what was I to say? Oh yeah, I miss Regis!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 7:01 pm

Godfather Trilogy - Movie Series
I have seen the original #1 movie, "The Godfather" before, and the first film was excellent. I haven't seen the other two films just yet, but for those who say it nuked/boned "at the first second of Part III," do you think it nuked when the Paramount logo appeared? ;-) LOL -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 6:58 pm

Batman - Movie Series
My favorite Batman movie is "The Dark Knight"! Just pure genius! I could see why IMDb has rated it near the very top of the "Top 250" best films of all time! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 6:56 pm

Beauty and the Beast - Movie Series
"Beauty and the Beast" was the first movie I have ever seen in a movie theater, back when I was just 4 years old! It's my all-time favorite Disney movie ever! Of all the Disney movies ever made (especially the Golden Age ones), this one stands apart from the rest because it just makes you want to feel good inside and out! I also can't wait for the Blu-ray to come out in October 2010 (hopefully I'll have the hardware by then). So if anyone thinks "BatB" has nuked the fridge (or boned the fish) for any reason but "Never Boned/Nuked", you're not thinking fourth-dimensionally (as Doc would say). Thank you. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 6:55 pm

Star Trek - Movie Series
Yeah, I was one of millions of people who went to see the new "Star Trek" just recently. I agree, it's a very good film! I'm glad I decided to go see this movie in the theater AT THE LAST MINUTE!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 6:52 pm

National Treasure - Movie Series
I really like watching "National Treasure!" Yes, this Disney movie was made in 2004, but I think it's pretty cool; an action movie the whole family can watch together, plus some interesting historical facts, and imagination makes "NT" such an awesome movie to watch. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 6:49 pm

Domino's Pizza - Random Topics
I love eating at Domino's. I just experimented with their home delivery website and it was fun, easy, and cool! However, does it REALLY take 10 minutes to get your completed food put into boxes?!?!?? -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 6:37 pm

TLC (The Learning Channel) - Random Topics
Wasn't this originally "The Surgery Channel?" Now it's everything from tattooing to being an HGTV clone! LOL -- Submitted By: (SVN) on May 12, 2009, 6:35 pm

Starbucks Coffee - Random Topics
Starbucks boned on Day 1. This corporation does not move into a new town, it infests a new town. They can never build just one, there always has to be at least two or three. They go as far as putting two in the same mall and locating them across the street from each other. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 12, 2009, 6:01 pm

DuckTales - TV Shows
The Bubba the cave duck story arc pretty much ruined the show's focus and brought in an annoying and useless character. GizmoDuck on the other hand was a much more interesting character and actually fit in with the show's adventure premise. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 5:44 pm

Quack Pack - TV Shows
Boned from the first day. A Duckburg mostly inhabited by humans and Donald's nephews as trendy-hip teenagers with Donald himself mostly consigned to the background just didn't work, and this show would mark the beginning of the end of the Disney Afternoon. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 4:57 pm

Twisted Sister - Music Groups
Twisted Sister went for a more pop-friendly sound after the "Stay Hungry" album, which contained the band's only real hits, and would never re-capture the intensity of the first three records. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 4:52 pm

Earthworm Jim - TV Shows
Like Freakazoid, which aired alongside it in the early Kids' WB lineup, this show was killed off before it got the chance to grow tired. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 4:24 pm

Coach - TV Shows
This show's slow yet steady decline began after Hayden accepted the pro job and moved to Orlando. (bringing seemingly half the population of Minnesota along with him) -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 4:22 pm

Wonder Pets - TV Shows
Even though it's aimed at preschoolers and most of the episodes are essentially the same, this show is still ten times better than almost anything else currently offered by Nickelodeon. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 4:17 pm

Sonic The Hedgehog (SatAM) - TV Shows
A decent Saturday Morning action cartoon, certainly better than the goofball "weekday" series that ran at the same time, and certainly worlds ahead of the abomination known as Sonic Underground, but "SatAm" was highly overrated. The characters from the video game series were pretty much replacable in what was supposed to be their own show, with the ones created specifically for the series seemingly dominating. You could take out Sonic, Tails and Robotnik, swap in some generic replacements, call this Super Furry Freedom Fighters, and it wouldn't have been all that different. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 4:15 pm

Super Mario World - TV Shows
This show was dreadful from day one, plagued by obnoxious and painfully stupid characters, ridiculous plots and poor animation. Only the infamous Mama Luigi episode, which was the last in the series, was halfway watchable, and only because it left out all the annoying side characters and broke away from the usual tired formula of the show. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 4:09 pm

Sims, The - Random Topics
Too many expansion packs released at extortion prices. $49.99 for the incomplete main + 10 Add-ons released at the same price + 10 more item packs at a generous $19.99 a pop = going broke to play one game. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 12, 2009, 3:35 pm

Twitter - Websites
Just another stupid, pointless & stale social-fad site being plugged to the masses by celebrities & the MSM. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 12, 2009, 3:23 pm

TV Guide - Random Topics
A couple of reasons they boned the fish. 1 - Going from their classic design with in-depth 24/7 local listings & nice articles about television shows and TV stars to a US Weekly-Lite gossip rag with barebones one-size-fits-all-tv-markets listings. 2 - Killing "the original". All they did was buy the name, redirect the URL & scraped the rest. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 12, 2009, 2:31 pm

Rocky - Movie Series
Rocky V. Rocky goes from on top of the world to living in the poorhouse. Like Rocky couldn't have a George Foreman Grill type gig or cameos in movies/tv to make a living after retirement. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 12, 2009, 2:19 pm

Inspector Gadget - TV Shows
Inspector Gadget boned with the addition of Capeman. Adding another clueless character to accompany the already inept Gadget bogged down the whole show. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 12, 2009, 2:16 pm

Kiss - Music Groups
When the makeup came off. They went from iconic to just another group of ugly misfits making music in the 80's. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 12, 2009, 2:13 pm

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
The second reason Sonic boned being gimmicky gameplay. When the series got all these extra characters and gadgets and motivations that nobody cared about, somebody had to DO something with them. So, in order to make these characters and extra crap look less like the nuisances that they were, the games had to be built in such a way that the extras were made an integral part of gameplay. Sonic Adventure incorporated the least annoying version of this idea: levels that you can only complete using a certain character. Kunckles Chaotix introduced a glitchy tag team system, Sonic Riders introduced surfboards with bad control, Shadow the Hedgehog gave the main character GUNS. Even Sonic himself wasn't immune to these changes: in numerous games he is now required to do "tricks" in order to pass certain parts of a stage, tricks that are generally done by pressing an extra button that is only used when it is time to do the trick. Once again, Sega should have taken a lesson from Nintendo in this regard. Adding new character abilities isn't bad in and of itself in the least: Mario can do more than run, jump, and shoot like he did in the first SMB. However, there's a way to do it, and a way not to. Character actions should be generally useful throughout the game, and fairly independent of location or setting in the game. An action should not exist for the sole purpose of completing a scenario which exists for the sole purpose of permitting the action to be used. If character X has a long jump, said long jump should generally be up to the user to decide when it should be used, and it should be useful in more than one place. There may be scenarios in the game where a long jump is required, and may be the only way to complete the scenario, however it is set up such that it is not a pointless exercise. Sonic does it the wrong way: you have your basic moveset, then you have these extra movesets and buttons. In some games, there are parts where, once you get to them, you are required to press the buttons in a certain order in order to proceed or activate a special move. These moves aren't useful anywhere else but there. Furthermore, in many of these places, the gimmick is the only way to proceed through the level. Nothing would be lost by removing both the gimmick and the move, which points to how useless the move really is. Mario doesn't do this: Mario gives you a set of moves, and you get to decide what to do with them. All in all, this made a game that no one really wanted to play, save the hardcore fans. When you think of games that are fun to just pick up and play, Sonic probably isn't among them, and if he is, you're probably thinking of an earlier incarnation. Nobody is going to compare Sonic Unleashed to SMB64, or even Luigi's Mansion. Sonic Rush will always be the Sonic that could have been better, because they incorporate more of these bad ideas into that series. Really, if I were Sega, I would do a tongue in cheek retcon of the whole series. Let's forget everything that came before, and do it New Super Mario Bros style. Take some of the old stuff, add in some of the features from Sonic 3 and Knuckles, keep the basic plot of the old Sonic, and go from there. Sonic has the same problem that Star Trek had: there's just too much garbage in the past for things to keep going on like this. Sega should really go back to the drawing board on this one. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on May 12, 2009, 1:37 pm

Mask, The - Movie Series
I remember watching movie previews when there was one for the Mask 2. I heard a guy in the audience go, "Aw, they RUINED it!" I think the Mask was great, but Jim Carrey making funny faces starts to wear off. That's probably why he chose to star in some serious movies from that point on. The first Mask was fun, the second Mask was garbage. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 12, 2009, 1:19 pm

Laverne & Shirley - TV Shows
I've often wondered if they thought the LA move would bring in NEW fans instead of just making it that much harder for their already weary fans to keep watching. And what was the point of keeping Shirley in the title if she wasn't on or even mentioned anymore? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 12, 2009, 11:39 am

Colbert Report, The - TV Shows
Sometimes it's funny watching seeing those guests who (despite the pre-show disclosure ) actually think Stephen's totally LEGIT in what he's saying! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 12, 2009, 11:36 am

Star Trek - Movie Series
Excuse me for keeping the art of dissent alive but. . . J.J. Abrams has once again used time travel as a means to deal with plot problems(see also "Lost"). While this tactic may be hailed far and wide now, in 20 years time (if anyone's still around), time travel may be considered by many to be the last refuge of sci-fi hacks who can't think of any other means to get out of corners they've painted for themselves! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 12, 2009, 11:23 am

Radio - Random Topics
Before I purchased my new truck, all I had was FM. I was forced to listen to public radio because the rest was just horrible. After my new XM setup, I won't ever go back. It seems like so much time wasted before just trying to find something decent on FM, no longer. Joe I think you should try XM for a month or so, you'll be hooked. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 12, 2009, 7:00 am

Radio - Random Topics
Joebag- I thought the same thing (why pay for radio), until the format of my favorite FM station was changed from rock to country for no reason in 2006, then I got Sirius out of protest because I was mad at the FM stations in general in my area. It was the best thing that ever happened to me with audio entertainment. Satellite radio is about 1000x better than FM ever was. Now the funny thing is, my car was out for about 3 days after I had satellite for about a year for a body work issue so I had a car without satellite for three days, and having to go back to the regular FM stations was literally torture because it was just that damn lousy to the awesome radio I had become used to. I have never met anyone that has had Satellite radio that says it isnt worth every penny, the only people that say it isnt worth it, dont have it, and normally have never even listened to it. Expand your mind Joe, and try it out, you'll love it! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 12, 2009, 5:03 am

Lowe's - Random Topics
Lowe's kicks Home Depot's butt hands down. I hate shopping in an orange themed store and the workers aren't as nice. I'll take Lowe's every time. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 12, 2009, 12:13 am

Jeopardy! - TV Shows
I originally thought that Ken Jennings made Jeopardy rock, but now that I think of it, having Saturday Night Live do regular skits about your show probably means you still rock. What is....it still rocks? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 12, 2009, 12:10 am

Guinness World Records - Random Topics
Chuck Norris holds all of the world records. The Guinness World Records is simply a list of everyone who has come in second. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 12, 2009, 12:08 am

Britney Spears - Celebrities
Poor Britney is a train wreck waiting to happen. She another celebrity that has boned the fish so many times you just can't decide which one to pick. Exposing herself getting out of cars, carrying her baby on her lap while she drives, smoking, K-Fed, etc.... Take your pick. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 12, 2009, 12:06 am

Dolly Parton - Celebrities
Dolly has always rocked. She's able to poke fun at herself, especially the size of her chest. The lady can write a song, she can sing, she can play banjo and guitar, and she has an amusement park named after her. I think there should be a BTF rule book that if you have an amusement park named after you, you absolutely cannot be boning any fish. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 12, 2009, 12:03 am

Mike Tyson - Celebrities
Poor Mike Tyson. I feel sorry for him. He's had so much fish I think he's actually got mercury poisoning. I always know someone smells like fish when I click on their name and there are a good four or five reasons why they've boned the fish, and I agree with all of them. I guess he really boned it the worst when he started chewing on his competitors ears. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 12, 2009, 12:00 am

Radio - Random Topics
Sorry but regular radio rocks the house. The closest it gets to boning a fish is when a song comes on by Country Joe and the Fish. Where else can you get informative news shows and a pretty decent variety of music without having to join something. I don't have Sirus or XM and I'm sure they are fantastic but you do have to pay for them. Good old fashioned AM and FM radio absolutely rocks -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 11, 2009, 11:57 pm

TLC (The Learning Channel) - Random Topics
When it became the Home Decorating, remodeling and Baby/child birth channel. -- Submitted By: (Ken) on May 11, 2009, 10:45 pm

That '70s Show - TV Shows
1. When Randy showed up... I don't know, he was just lacking something, and seemed unnecessary.. He didn't kill the show or anything though. 2. When Eric left for Africa... I beilve in real life, Topher Grace went to go play Spiderman on one of the more recent Movies. (Maybe the Randy character was meant to (temporarily) replace Eric?) But it just wasn't the same without the main character. 3. I was hoping to see Eric and Donna's wedding, they even got engaged I belive, I was on the edge of my seat, but it never happened. -- Submitted By: (Ken) on May 11, 2009, 10:37 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Never boned. Still the best of the major delivery chains. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 11, 2009, 8:47 pm

Night of the Living Dead - Movie Series
Well Said MrBriggsInc- Day of the dead was a great end to the trilogy, I enjoyed the Dawn remake, as well as the Dan Obannon Return of the Living Dead movie which was more of a Tribute. I boycotted LOTD, when I heard about teh Zombies being portrayed as victims and the silly hero Blck guy Zombie and the ending where they "make it known the zombies have a journey too" great way to show us some kind of terrorists are ok message Romero- you lost it after 1985. Land of the Dead and the new "Day of the dead" in name only Boned this For sure, and you are righjt, likea lurching zombie more crappy sequels to follow. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 11, 2009, 7:40 pm

Die Hard - Movie Series
Was he really a "Die Hard" in "Live Free"? He barely got hurt aside from a couple hits and the final shot. McClane facing insurmountable odds and suffering massive damage in the process is what Die Hard is about, not a whole bunch of generic stunts. Part 3 was kinda lite, but at least it had a more tense plot and chemistry. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 7:00 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Bonethefish, thank you for existing, and hopefully never selling out. It absolutely ticked me off to see the generic, TOTALLY UNNECESSARY piece of crap TV Guide turned such a cool, unique site into. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:49 pm

Amazon.com - Websites
Probably the best place to easily find and buy stuff cheap, and not looking to change any time soon. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:46 pm

Night of the Living Dead - Movie Series
Excellent series until after DAY OF THE DEAD. The new millenium smeared the official canon like earlier ripoffs smeared it alone. Land of the Dead was a cheap resurrection in a groan-worthy setting (Wow, a fortified city with an invincible patrol truck is such a chilling step from the tiny underground platoon where we last left the humans...) with a predictable and unfinished-seeming climax, Dawn of the Dead remake was entertaining at points but not really inspired, and Diary of the Dead was unnecessary and shoddily-done. Guess what, there's more coming up... This series just may go on like a zombie, ritualistic and meaningless. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:43 pm

Home Alone - Movie Series
I loved Home Alone 3 myself. Sure the thing wasn't as solid a film as the others... As a matter of fact I really don't remember the specific plot too well... But all the gags (EG the stuff the series is funny for) were still there, with some good new ones thrown in! The terrorist creeps were just as fun to watch screw up and fall into traps as the burglars, and isn't that what people watch the films for? <.< Home Alone 4 on the other hand was quite tedious: One-half of the burglars halfheartedly returns with some random chick, and fall into a house where IT does most of the work and the kid just sits around with a remote control pressing buttons? Was Kevin getting "too old for that crap" or something, or did the writers just think they were being clever? Talk about lazy... -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:32 pm

Nightmare on Elm Street - Movie Series
Freddy has a pretty good series. 1, 3, 4, and 5 were a solid "Series-arc" altogether, part 2 I thought was even better than part 1, and New Nightmare had some good solid moments. The worst were Freddy's Dead and Freddy vs. Jason, but two bad apples don't spoil a bunch. This remake on the other hand... -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:16 pm

Star Trek - Movie Series
Once again, I completely agree with C. Rain. This new J.J. Abrams version of Star Trek completely unboned the future of the series. Amazing movie that was tons of fun to watch! -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on May 11, 2009, 5:04 pm

Pee-Wee Herman - Celebrities
Pee Wee's Big Adventure was great. Big Top Pee Wee seems like they just threw something together about a circus and jealous women and grumpy old people. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 11, 2009, 2:56 pm

South Park - TV Shows
When South Park mocked Christianity, Isaac Hayes stayed. When South Park mocked Judaism, Isaac Hayes stayed. When South Park mocked Mormons, Isaac Hayes stayed. When South Park mocked Scientology, Isaac Hayes was angered by the intolerance and left. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 11, 2009, 2:43 pm

Taxes - Random Topics
Well, taxes went up so we can improve our society even more. So why is it that my wallet is lighter, but things haven't gotten any better? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 11, 2009, 2:14 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
Hey, I like the Wii. I think it's cool. I'm just saying that the old systems deserve to be respected. I already have an NES and a SNES. I wouldn't sell them if my life depended on it, there are too many memories attached to them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 11, 2009, 2:02 pm

Doug - TV Shows
When Doug became "Brand Spanking New Doug", it was a Bone-a-fide Bone the Fish moment. Everything changed for the worst, and one prime example was Doug getting a new baby sister. As you know, the addition of a baby to a TV show is a bad idea. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 11, 2009, 1:40 pm

Shield, The - TV Shows
I was screaming at the screen for half the episode. Ronnie's fate pissed me off the most. Shane's made me half sick to my stomach. Vic's tears at the end though, I had to laugh. Evil bastard finally got what was coming to him. Olivia totally hosed him. BTW... did he get that report done that she wanted, or are we to assume he was going the way of Gardocky the very next day? It's hard to write comments that don't spell out what happened by the way. I don't want to potentially spoil people who may watch this amazing show. -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on May 11, 2009, 10:26 am

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
Tryclyde- updated with Golden Palace per your comment. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 11, 2009, 10:20 am

Shield, The - TV Shows
I was upset for about 2 weeks after seeing this finale, not that it was a bad finale, but that it was so rough to see where our characters ended up, Ronnie's final fate probably tore at me the most! I wonder if Shawn Ryan is ever going to do some kind of "5 years later" movie or continuation, I'd love to see it. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 11, 2009, 9:07 am

Shield, The - TV Shows
I can't believe that I just finished an entire television show that couldn't have ended more appropriately (albeit... uncomfortably). The finale was hard to watch. Let me explain, it wasn't that the finale was bad (by no means could I call the finale bad), but it just made me cringe on more than one occasion. After 7 seemingly short seasons, you become invested in your favorite characters, as well as the ones you love to hate, and to see how some of their character arcs end is nothing short of amazing. I feel that this show has one of the very few PERFECT series finales that I have ever been witness to. Michael Chiklis' final scene in the series, though completely without words, carried so much gravity that it was nothing short of amazing to me. I wanna thank Chubby Rain for turning me onto this show. You were right man. A++++ -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on May 11, 2009, 7:18 am

Burger King - Random Topics
The fries are much better then Mc D's. Enough said. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 11, 2009, 7:12 am

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
How can a show bone if it becomes a new show? Golden Palace is NOT Golden Girls and should not be a category here. -- Submitted By: (Tryclyde) on May 11, 2009, 6:08 am

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - TV Shows
I believe that this is currently the funniest show on television. Every single main character, and there's five of them, is absolutely hilarious. The situations they get into are so off-the-wall that it borders on comedic genius. If you've never watched this show (and there's many of you), do yourself a favor and give it a try. -- Submitted By: (Tryclyde) on May 11, 2009, 6:02 am

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers - TV Shows
This show boned the fish when they introduced a villain that was some French relative of Fat Cat's, basically the same character with an accent. It's stupid enough when this type of thing happens in live action, but in animation, it's completely unneccessary. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 10, 2009, 11:24 pm

Ghostbusters (Filmation) - TV Shows
The name and concept that inspired this show may have pre-dated the Columbia film by a number of years, but this show was always the weak sister to the much cooler "Real" Ghostbusters series. A couple of idiots and an ape running around haunted houses in some cheap Scooby-Doo wannabe just doesn't stack up to the "other" GB's, which was at least initially much darker and adventurous. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 10, 2009, 11:10 pm

Burger King - Random Topics
I've never liked the rebranding of their restaurants to the obnoxious blue yellow and red color scheme, or the ridiculous commercials with the silent stalker king, but the food is still good, so I have no complaints in that department. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 10, 2009, 11:06 pm

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - TV Shows
Never boned. This was probably the last decent series from Cartoon Network. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 10, 2009, 9:17 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
After seeing the new Star Trek making that franchise exciting again, I wonder what will happen WHEN and IF someone beside LUCAS gets a hold of this franchise. Hell after being made to care about Spock, Kirk and the gang again, I'd let JJ do Star Wars, that guy has a magic touch as far as I'm concerned now. For now we can only dream of life beyond the clone wars cartoon adn midichlorians.... sigh... pass the slaw. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 10, 2009, 9:17 pm

Star Trek - Movie Series
Just saw the JJ Abrams film this evening- it officially unboned the mess that Insurrection and Nemesis threw it into, "Star Trek" by JJ Abrams was fun, exciting and vibrant, I was shocked with how good it was, and how I amactually excited for them to make sequels to this franchise again. Go see the new Film, it IS worth your time. And grab some Long John Silver's before you go, just to have the taste of fish, LEAVE your mouth at the theatre as you eat popcorn!! Thank you JJ Abrams for bringing this mess back to respectability! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 10, 2009, 9:12 pm

Star Trek: Voyager - TV Shows
The show was written as a stupid license to throw canon out the window and serve as a "short story" series, as a Federation ship made First Contact with a different sci-fi writer's crazy brainstorm every episode, which was never to be seen again-- likewise somehow never learning a single thing from ANY of the diverse technology or cultures etc. that they encountered-- yep, to maintain the status quo, every episode ended with the good ol' Gilligan's Island "reset button--" which not only fixed the ship good as new, but also made their findings useless. And when this got boring, producer Brannon Braga went whoring-- turning the entire series into a casting-couch go get his trophy-bimbo Jery Ryan to put out, by making her the "Mary Sue" of the series-- which likewise served to do nothing but showcase her monster-butt and be the center of attention, but somehow never have sex with anyone because she's too good for it. This ruined it for any remaining Star Trek fans in the audience-- both of them! -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on May 10, 2009, 9:05 pm

Pee-Wee Herman - Celebrities
Big Top Pee-Wee was the boning point. Big Adventure was always going to be a tough act to follow, but this one was just plain weak. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 10, 2009, 8:56 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
The series boned the fish when they did a cartoon movie and series. This is another example of not knowing when to quit that is so rampant in Hollywood. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 10, 2009, 8:55 pm

McDonalds - Random Topics
They changed their chicken sandwiches to chicken selects sandwiches. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:52 pm

Burger King - Random Topics
Their fries are disgusting! But their chicken sandwiches are good though. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:50 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
It boned, when they casted that Andy Milonakis looking kid on the show. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:46 pm

Star Trek: Voyager - TV Shows
Jumped on Day 1-- the ship gets kidnapped by an alien who looks like the banjo-playing kid from "Deliverance?" And right next to Deep Space Nine-- what is it about that area of the galaxy, that makes it so attractive to wormhole-making aliens on the other side of the galaxy? And even if you want to violate the Prime Directive and intervene in affairs of other worlds: instead of DESTROYING the wormhole-gizmo, why not just disable the Kazon ships, and then take the gizmo for yourself? And what's with the Kazon ships having a CHANCE against Voyager, when they don't even have warp-drive, transporters, replicators etc? HELLO? Obviously, this series was simply intended as a paradise for off-canon writing, i.e. for the writers to go stark raving mad, throwing out all the rules and canon of Star Trek, in order to indulge every crackpot short-story that the idiots think is "cool" and suddenly make it official Star Trek canon, no matter how ridiculous it was. This got old REALLY fast, and so before long the entire series became simply a casting-couch for Rick Berman to showcase his favorite bimbo, Jeri Ryan, to put out for him-- after she got tired of being a trophy-wife for her congressman-husband who proved to be a perv, and so she decided that she "deserved" a starring role as a "Mary Sue" character on a world-famous franchise-show, upstaging the entire rest of the cast by taking over center-stage; since after all, she thought she was a scientific genius as well as a legendary actress (despite having zero evidence to suggest either one). The move proved a fantastic success-- for her and Rick Berman anyway, at only the expense of just the series, and any remaining actual "Star Trek" fans in the audience. But the ratings went up-- which is like Gary Coleman growing an inch taller: and with the type of viewer who tuned in to watch the name changed from "Voyager" to "Voyeur," since every shot was entirely dedicated to showcasing Jeri Ryan and her monster butt. Guess the Borg won. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on May 10, 2009, 8:41 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
A fat pig named; Meg Griffin. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:39 pm

Domino's Pizza - Random Topics
When they closed all of the Doninoes in my town. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:38 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
I listeend to KRS ONE and PUBLIC ENEMY TODAY- man has rap/hip hop gone downhill alot since their time in the early nineties. Rap seems to be more about namechecking cars, clothes and jewelry than having a message these days. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 10, 2009, 8:37 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
It started to bone, when Tupac, & Biggie Smalls was gunned down. Then it boned more around 1999. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:34 pm

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
It started boning around season 4, with all the changes, that took place. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:27 pm

Ed, Edd N Eddy - TV Shows
When they have them going to school. The show kinda collaped after that. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 10, 2009, 8:21 pm

Axl Rose - Celebrities
It's a shame this guy is so hard to get along with and now so mysterious that he has become this sort of enigmatic hermit, and not the second coming of a hard rock Mick Jagger for the last 20 years. Damn, we could only wonder what this guy could have made if he wasnt such a jack ass, can we order him some slaw and hush puppies to go with that king sized serving of Boned Fish? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 10, 2009, 7:50 pm

Man vs. Wild - TV Shows
Why do people care that some situations may be setup? The show isn't fake. Bear is still doing ridiculously crazy things and showing us what to do in certain predicaments. He still knows what he's talking about and the show is still exciting and entertaining. So what if he receives some assistance from his camera crew. Is it that big a deal to you people? -- Submitted By: (Tryclyde) on May 10, 2009, 7:17 pm

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
This show is highly overrated. It seems to bring out a lot of nostalgic memories, but I don't know why. Seeing reruns as an adult, first on Fox Family, and later on Cartoon Network, I found this show rather boring. Really, it was pretty uneventful in spite of all the wild characters included. Only the opening and closing credits were actually interesting. All things considered, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure was really the only truly entertaining product featuring this character. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 10, 2009, 6:04 pm

Aladdin - TV Shows
Even with Jafar absent, I think this series was a nice continuation of the films. Nothing particularly outrageous occured in the show to cause it to bone. -- Submitted By: (LoyalPigeon) on May 10, 2009, 5:53 pm

Batman: The Animated Series - TV Shows
(Agrees with Loyalpigeon) -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 10, 2009, 3:08 pm

Sci Fi Network - Random Topics
If it's the Sci-Fi channel, why are they showing things that are anything BUT sci-fi? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 10, 2009, 3:06 pm

eBay - Websites
eBay is laughing all the way to the bank. Screwed buyers and screwed sellers alike are the ones who pay for it. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 10, 2009, 2:54 pm

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