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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Windows Vista - Random Topics
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Vista. What hurt Microsoft was people trying to run the operating system on outdated, under-powered, bargain basement machines. Well, that and Apples "I'm a pc" ad campaign worked to perfection. They convenced people who had never even touched a Vista-based computer that the system was inferior. -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 1:04 pm

Desperate Housewives - TV Shows
Who watches this? No, I mean really? -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 12:28 pm

Animaniacs - TV Shows
You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man- you're a Chicken Boo! -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 12:27 pm

X-Men: The Animated Series (1992-1997) - TV Shows
Maybe it was the Jean Grey/ Cyclops romance. Maybe it was the tedious and confusing explanation for the presence of the Shiar Empire. Maybe if the silly assed story arc hadn't lasted an entire season...let's stop beating around the bush: The Phoenix ruined the X-Men animated series! -- Submitted By: (dirk713) on May 25, 2009, 12:22 pm

Oceans 11 - Movie Series
Twelve. It took itself too serious and in-jokes are only good if you know the reasons behind them. 11 was great and 13 was a decent redemption for the tripe they put out in 12. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 25, 2009, 11:56 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
Paris Hilton was born with a scaling knife in her hand - she was BTF from Day 1. And like others have asked, what has she done to deserve being famous? Even highly-critiqued "train wreck" stars like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Michael Jackson had decent careers which justified their celebrity status. All Paris Hilton did was slide out of the right womb. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 25, 2009, 9:44 am

Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez - Celebrities
Free agency was the BTF moment for A-Rod. Leaving the Mariners for no reason but the dough left Seattle baseball fans VERY cold. To this day, A-Rod gets booed every time he sets foot in Safeco Field, while other former Mariners get standing ovations - Randy Johnson being the most recent example. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 25, 2009, 9:31 am

Alien Movies - Movie Series
Chubby Rain nails it again! The BTF moment for the Alien series was DEFINITELY the the opening of Alien 3: Hicks and Newt (Ripley's fellow survivors from Aliens) are killed off as the credits roll. And because we're led to care about them as the Aliens story unfolds, the fact that their deaths are throwaways is a double slap in the face. The fourth movie didn't do anything to redeem the mess from the third - the writer/director team of Joss Whedon and Jean-Pierre Jenuet seemed to be operating with the goal of "let's see how much weirdness we can cram down the throats of the fans." And the AvP movies have done even less to redeem the mess from the fourth. That's very unfortunate, because the AvP concept makes pretty decent reading - too bad the movies dropped the ball. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 25, 2009, 9:25 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Kitchen I listen to HS on Sirius about ever day, and I have NEVER heard this brought up. Although about 8 months ago they had a long talk about the sale and how the site was being left the same. This was a conversation between Howard and Jon Hein, to which Howard said something like it was good they were not messing with a proven success. Im sure Jon Hein has been flooded with emails and messages about this, but Im sure TV Guide sent some hush money or has him promised to never bring it up. Jon Hein is the true definition of "Boning the Fish" via his sellout and cowardly inaction on the topic. Also, I love the "Scottish Play" stuff, that's great. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 25, 2009, 6:23 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
He didn't mention anything about the trashing of his creation?! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 25, 2009, 3:00 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
ChubbyRain - I concur 100% with your comment. As if Hein's selling a totally cool site down the river to TV Guide wasn't a big enough slap in the face to JTS fans, his never say anything about the results is a sucker punch below the belt. I wonder how well he's been sleeping lately. To answer your question, "Scottish site" refers to the long-standing thespian superstition about the Shakespeare play "MacBeth." It's considered bad luck to mention the play by name, so it's referred to by the euphemism "The Scottish Play" to avoid the curse. (Look up "The Scottish Play" on Wikipedia for more details.) The "About Us" page of BTF does an artful job of avoiding mentioning JTS by name -- even referring to it is "the site that shall never be named," which struck me as being very reminiscent of the MacBeth superstition. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 24, 2009, 11:20 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
What a fish smelling ellout- he created JUMP THE SHARK, then when it jumps the shark- nary a metion of it ever on the Howard Stern show to show how bad they sold out his vision. Jon sold out and BONED THE FISH HARD when he never said a damn thing about his once great creation being made into a trashy tabloid blog. Shame on you Jon Hein, the money made you a coward when you have a media rebel and hero like Howard Stern to back it up. Also "scottish site" Where is that reference coming from, please fill me in.... and pass an extra helping of SLAW to sellout coward Jon Hein. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

Left Behind - Movie Series
The books were pretty good (YMMV depending on your religious persuasion), but the movies stank from the start. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 24, 2009, 1:10 pm

Pocahontas - Movie Series
Pelirojo, your comment reminded me of something I read in The Warning Label Book regarding Pocahontas: "This movie is inaccurate hooey designed to sell cheap trinkets. Please disregard its contents." -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 24, 2009, 11:09 am

Little Mermaid, The - Movie Series
The second movie. It's just a recycled bizzaro version of the first movie. Instead of a mermaid in the ocean world who wonders what land is like, it's a human on land who wonders what the ocean world is like. Disney must have really burned the candle at both ends to come up with such an original plot. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 24, 2009, 11:05 am

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - TV Shows
Cheese. Ugh. People hate Orko from He-Man and Snarf from Thundercats, but at least they were coherent and didn't walk all over the place jabbering gibberish like idiots. Cheese is more annoying than they are. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 24, 2009, 10:19 am

Coca Cola Company - Random Topics
Having chosen to give up drinking Coke recently, the New Coke fiasco left a legacy of inferior product. The company maintains that no one can distinguish between the current formula and previous iterations. This is a load of rubbish. One need only taste kosher Coca-Cola to refute their assertion. -- Submitted By: (johbru) on May 24, 2009, 8:55 am

Blackadder - TV Shows
The only failing is Baldrick's intellectual decline. It was a funnier conceit in the first series when the cunning plan was not absurd. -- Submitted By: (johbru) on May 24, 2009, 8:44 am

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman - Celebrities
If there was ever an argument for forced sterilization, this woman would be it. Worst still she wants to extend her "15 minutes of fame" by being the center of another lame reality series. Someone really needs to remove the kids then tell this woman that it's a vagina not a clown car. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 24, 2009, 5:17 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
The Beatles never actually went downhill. Just probably when Yoko Ono showed up maybe. -- Submitted By: (marcosementilli) on May 23, 2009, 7:50 pm

Zorro - Movie Series
While not without its own historical inaccuracies and flaws, 'Mask of Zorro'(1998) was fairly entertaining and introduced an entire new generation to the swordsman via Banderas. Unfortunately, it got followed up with 'Legend of Zorro'(2005). Discrpencies? Too many to list but to keep this from becoming too long I'll stick to the most major of them. Divorce amongst Spanish aristocrats in 1850 California ?! Not quicky but a very difficult and lengthy process. While informal separations and 'outside families' were looked upon with nudges and winks, a divorced person (especially a woman) would have been considered an outcast by society NOT the cream of it back then. Would the Hispanic and Native American Californians have cheered the idea of becoming a US state? Considering that only 4 years earlier, battles of the Mexican-American war had been fought there and most of them had at the time considered themselves to be Mexican citizens, it's doubtful they would have supported statehood in great numbers or furvor. Of course, it was somewhat out of their hands due to the larger numbers of '49ers who'd settled in the formerly sleepy mission town of San Franscisco .However; oddly enough the movie entirely ignores the existance of Gold Rush and its impact on California. One must say that Disney's been somewhat consistant in their historic lapses re 1850's California- as earlier movies totally ignored the existance of Hispanic and Native American Californians when depicting US American 49'ers settling there so maybe they think this balanced their earlier lapses out. Oh, and I'm not overlooking the Confederate soldiers in 1850 California. Not only was this ten years BEFORE the War Between the States but California was nowhere near any of the battlegrounds. And, Zorro himself became a henpecked cartoon in this movie. Ay caramba! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 23, 2009, 4:55 pm

Pocahontas - Movie Series
I'll never forget being on a plane circling the Norfolk, Virginia airport and seeing a child in the seat in front of me playing with a Pocahontas doll singing that song and her parents all excited that they were going to go to nearby Jamestown to see 'where it all happened'! Since I didn't know any of them from Adam, I couldn't say anything but I was screaming inside how Disney was passing off this totally contrived and preposterous story as a historical biopic- and how so many parents of young children were doing NOTHING to counter the campaign. Just buying the plastic dolls. Anyone who's ever been to the Jamestown area knows that it's a flat,buggy swamp and NOT some mountainous Pacific Northwest-type coastline and the nearest prominent waterfall's hundreds of miles away in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Pocahontas was a child about eleven years old when the Jamestown settlers first encountered her NOT some leggy supermodel in a mini buckskin deal and John Smith was about 40 and middle aged not a romance novel coverboy! And when she came to London as an adult she wore rather conservative English fashions. I don't want to sound harsh but had she appeared on the streets of 1616 London in that mini buckskin deal, she'd have been loudly jeered, had all kinds of vile things thrown at her and very likely assaulted. No, I didn't bother to see the movies but I got enough of seeing this hooey just from coming attractions and ads for it to spot unbelievable discripancies and loathe that they had the gall to pitch it as having historic basis. They may as well have called her 'Little Red Feather' and had fictionalized settlers and locales. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 23, 2009, 4:41 pm

Philips CD-i - Random Topics
This system is famous for the Worst. Zelda games. Ever. Which are turned into Youtube poops. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 1:00 pm

Super Mario World - TV Shows
The SNES game was set in normal Mario time. So why is this cartoon set in the caveman times? Just because Yoshi happens to be a dinosaur? Stupid. Day one! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 11:01 am

TheTruth.com - Websites
The truth lies. Oh, the irony. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 10:31 am

Rosie O'Donnell - Celebrities
Between her rant at Tom Selleck for starring in an NRA advertisement because they are pro-gun (and darn! Wouldn't you know it? She starred in KMart advertisements, and they SELL guns!), her hatred for American soldiers, and all the other stuff, I think I hear the Jaws theme song whenever she's on TV. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 9:55 am

Yo Yogi! - TV Shows
Among the first cartoon shows that takes a classic cartoon character and makes it "hip" to appeal to kids who want to be "cool". Give me classic Yogi Bear, please. Thank you. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 9:30 am

Jerry Springer Show, The - TV Shows
Truly a bad show. However, The Moment of Truth makes this look like Shakespeare in comparison. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 9:18 am

Everybody loves Raymond - TV Shows
Debra is a domineering and controlling woman towards her husband Raymond. She dislikes her mother-in-law Marie for being domineering and controlling towards her. That is ironic, yet funny. And you can't help but feel bad for poor Robert, who's always dealt a bad hand in life. It's hard to say when it jum-BONED! When it boned. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 9:13 am

Fox News - Random Topics
The people on Fox news are obnoxious? And I suppose the people on MSNBC aren't? If you want obnoxious, three words: Bill...freaking...Maher. Watch him, listen to him, and you'll see he takes the cake. Before you say I'm biased, no I'm not. He calls himself a libertarian. Also, it's good to hear that people pan MSNBC for being biased. Everything's balancing out. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 23, 2009, 8:59 am

TV Tropes - Websites
Awesome KITCHENBREAK... and welcome BTF to TVTROPES.com -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 23, 2009, 4:59 am

IMDB - Websites
Im sure there are some innacuracies on IMDB but for the most part I appreciate being able to look up cast lists, actors and directors to see other works they are in, love the fan reviews and the discussion boards. HOWEVER, thre is something odd about that page, in 2007 when SYFY raped the classic Flash Gordon Franchise several of us who were ig FG fans went on to rip the show. Out of nowhere a group of angry show defenders showed up who "loved the show" despite having no fan presence on the web. Then the show got cancelled- all the "fans disappeared", then we ripped the show for a few more months, then the DVD was releaseed and all of our bad commentrs were deleted retroactively and a dozen new fans talking up the DVD showed up out of nowhere, and for 10 days all of our posts were delted, despite the content. After 10 days the second set of new fans went away and we could post again. Shady internet marketing at it's worsst and IMDB was helping with the censorship- for that, they bone. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 23, 2009, 4:52 am

Fox News - Random Topics
People attack Fox news because the people on it are some of the most obnoxious out there, like Hannity and O'Reilly. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 23, 2009, 1:05 am

Seinfeld - TV Shows
This was one of the most annoying shows in the history of television. There was nothing funny about a bunch of middle-aged singles in New York City who made stupid observations. Aside from Jerry's annoying voice, the fact that he repeated everything made him all the more annoying. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 23, 2009, 1:03 am

Bill O'Reilly - Celebrities
His radio show boned with that annoying sidekick of his who just repeats everything he says like some sort of trained parrot. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 23, 2009, 1:01 am

That '70s Show - TV Shows
This show just rain out of steam, plain and simple. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 23, 2009, 12:57 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
Why is she famous? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 23, 2009, 12:39 am

Cavemen - TV Shows
One can probably count the numbers of shows that are DOA on one hand and this is one of them! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 23, 2009, 12:36 am

STYX - Music Groups
Mr. Roboto was a great song. And it's Domo Arigato. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 23, 2009, 12:31 am

IMDB - Websites
Marcus, what's your deal with IMDB? First, who cares if the exact date of Englebert Humperdink's marriage is correct? Second, I did EXTREMELY limited research that showed the year is right, and the date is probably right too, but it just doesn't matter. No one should be writing papers based on what's on IMDB anyway. It's like criticizing Wikipedia for having inaccurate info. It's just a place to go discuss movies, see reader reviews and maybe a plot synopsis to MAYBE help you decide to see a movie or not. You're going to need an exterminator for that bug up your butt. -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 22, 2009, 8:01 pm

Fox News - Random Topics
"I wonder why people who criticize Fox News for being biased towards the right don't criticize MSNBC for being biased towards the left." Who says I don't? I think all televised news, especially the dedicated news channels are garbage and biased. They're also way sensationalist, they jump the gun on unconfirmed stories, and are generally incompetent news sources. There's way too much crap going on on screen usually as well. No wonder everyone has ADD these days. -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 22, 2009, 7:17 pm

Moment of Truth (U.S.) - TV Shows
This show is vile, low and disgusting but as long as the ratings are high... -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 22, 2009, 6:06 pm

TV Tropes - Websites
And as of today BTF has an own page on the website! Who needs wikipedia? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoneTheFish -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm

Tori Amos - Music Groups
She committed the ultimate sin of a great artist: She became boring. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 21, 2009, 9:56 pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
The original version of this movie is far creepier than the remake. I found the remake less scary and less annoying, however I didn't love it and was not very excited by Depp's portrayal of Wonka. I say this "series" boned from the get go. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 21, 2009, 9:45 pm

Reading Rainbow - TV Shows
This show boned the fish when they changed the classic theme song. I loved the old theme song and I couldn't believe it when they switched it to a crappy new funkafied version. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 21, 2009, 9:42 pm

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
Has anybody noticed how chunky Jared has gotten in the past few years? Must be why they have phased him out in favor their uber annoying "FIVE! FIVE DOLLAR! FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOOOONG" commercials. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 21, 2009, 7:07 pm

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
Day 1. Just another hypocrite socialist band whining and crying about the evils of America & Capitalism all the while enjoying the freedoms & riches that America & Capitalism have to offer them. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 21, 2009, 6:56 pm

Van Halen - Music Groups
DLR being replace by Hagar, who let The VH Brothers take 100% control of the band, killed the band. Van Halen went from kick@ss, fun loving, tongue-in-cheek, hard-rock party band to a semi-pretentious, power ballad singing, Eddie ego-stroking, glam-rock band. -- Submitted By: (Jon_Dohnson) on May 21, 2009, 6:46 pm

Jetsons, The - TV Shows
The 80's revival did the same thing as Johnny Quest: took a classic and made it BTF like nobodys business. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on May 21, 2009, 5:49 pm

Denny's - Random Topics
I don't eat at Denny's. Not when there are better restaurants like Chili's. I haven't eaten at Denny's for over 10 years. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 21, 2009, 12:08 pm

Kirby: Right Back At Ya! - TV Shows
What a train wreck. I turn on the TV, hoping to see one of my favorite Nintendo characters finally in his very own cartoon. Instead of a cute little guy who's tougher than he looks, I'm treated to Kirby starring as an idiot, jumping around cooing like a baby and going "Puyo!" over and over. The cartoon may be called "Kirby", but don't be fooled. It was about the people in that Cappy Town. Kirby was just some prop, not a character. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 21, 2009, 11:36 am

IMDB - Websites
What good is IMDb?? Right now, it doesn't rock AT ALL! You know what, I'll give you a sample of how misleading IMDb can be. IMDb is the only site that says singer Engelbert Humperdinck married April 18, 1964. Where's the proof that this exact date is correct?! I don't see it. I thought we went through my discussion already. If you vote "Never Boned" and you don't bother to post a comment, that probably means you're a retard with a severe mental disorder. Like to think of it that way, then continue. If not, POST A COMMENT!!!! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 21, 2009, 7:29 am

Jason Statham - Celebrities
He is becoming the new Brendan Frasier, bad movie after bad movie after bad movie.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 21, 2009, 5:43 am

Kirk Cameron - Celebrities
I hate to quote wikipedia on here, but this was too much to pass up- what an incredible BONE THE FISH MOMENT!!!.......... Cameron has stated he was once an atheist, but around age 17 or 18, during the height of his career on Growing Pains, he developed a belief in God, and became a Christian. After converting to Christianity, he began to insist that story lines be stripped of anything he thought too adult or racy in Growing Pains. Cameron grew distant from his castmates. He did not invite his castmates to his wedding, nor did he attend the weddings of Alan Thicke, Joanna Kerns and Tracey Gold, which took place in the mid-90s. He contends that he was not invited to Thicke's or Gold's, though Thicke insists that Cameron was invited. Gold stated that she did not invite him because she knew he would not come" -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 21, 2009, 5:40 am

Kirk Cameron - Celebrities
Truly an annoying celbrity- remember when this guy was like a cool teen star in the 80's? Now he is a preachy Christian "Entertainer"- no wonder your career suffered- we want you to ENTERTAIN, not your politics or preaching hollywood!! Sheesh. One helping of Trout with Slaw coming up for this Bone! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 21, 2009, 5:36 am

Left Behind - Movie Series
Ah the new Creepy Kirk Cameron. This guy reminds me of the Rev. Jim Jones these days. If he is going to Heaven, I think I'd rather be "Left Behind" so I dont have to listen to him preaching at me. Boned- Day One.... pass the slaw and vinegar please.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 21, 2009, 5:24 am

Pee-Wee Herman - Celebrities
Big Top Pee-Wee was pure evil! -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 20, 2009, 11:16 pm

TaleSpin - TV Shows
This show would have been infinitely better if it were more serious more of the time, but it still rocked. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 20, 2009, 11:14 pm

Muppet Show, The - TV Shows
I'm the person who submitted the "death of Jim Henson" reason, and I'm sorry I did because I didn't check to see about this show specifically. What I was speaking of was the Muppets in general, meaning the movies, Sesame Street, everything in general. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 20, 2009, 11:02 pm

Katie Holmes - Celebrities
That poor girl is a Stepford Wife. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 20, 2009, 10:42 pm

View, The - TV Shows
All that clucking makes me want to stab my ears with a pencil. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 20, 2009, 10:06 pm

Fox News - Random Topics
I wonder why people who criticize Fox News for being biased towards the right don't criticize MSNBC for being biased towards the left. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 20, 2009, 1:31 pm

Garfield and Friends - TV Shows
There's something I'd like to know. In the movie, why was Garfield CGI instead of looking like he did in this cartoon, hmmmm?! Also, RIP Lorenzo Music, voice of Garfield in this classic cartoon. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 20, 2009, 12:02 pm

Toy Story - Movie Series
Perfect post, Chubby. Toy Story is the most dazzling and elaborately cut diamond in the world of CGI movies. Nowadays, CGI is done to death. People go, "Ugh! Not ANOTHER CGI Movie." But when it comes to Pixar, how the people's heads turn! In fact, the only movie I can think of that wasn't very good was Dinosaur. But A Bug's Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Cars, Ratatouille, Wall-E...great movies. I wonder how the next movie, Up, will be. And, of course, how the 3rd Toy Story will be. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 20, 2009, 11:28 am

Toy Story - Movie Series
It's the grand-daddy of all of the CGI cartoons, and when you get down to it, TOY STORY is still the best of the lot. Most of the CGI kids cartoons are just garbage, but these two films (and soon to be a third) are heads and tails above the rest. Even the original from 1995 is better than most animated movies made years later. Thanks Buzz, Woody and Pixar- these are true classics, not a whiff of fish around these parts!......... TO INFINITY AND BEYOND........... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 20, 2009, 5:57 am

WIRE, The - TV Shows
I would cringe to see what whoever voted "Day 1" has on their TiVo. Simple Life? American Idol? Dancing with the "Stars"? Desperate Housewives? The Blue Collar Comedy Tour? -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 20, 2009, 4:15 am

Prison Break - TV Shows
The "Death" of Sara was a huge moment in the show. It really had an impact for the viewers. I was really impressed with their ballsiness, until they just erased it with an incredibly weak explanation. -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 20, 2009, 4:10 am

Friday the 13th - Movie Series
Dude, Freddy vs. Jason was a trillion times better than Jason X, which was almost as bad as Jason Goes To Hell (when there's no Jason through the whole thing fer cryin' out loud). -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 20, 2009, 4:01 am

Karate Kid, The - Movie Series
Uhh... Ralph Maccio was in part 3. He wasn't in the next one, titled "The Next Karate Kid". That was the one with Hillary Swank and was the 4th installment. -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 20, 2009, 3:56 am

TheTruth.com - Websites
Rather than using false/exaggerated information, put it in terms teenagers will care about. Don't make it about health for one thing... teenagers have always thought themselves invincible and these commercials won't convince them otherwise. Put it in terms of money saved by not smoking now that it's so expensive, then translate THAT into what the teenage demographic would like to purchase (Game Consoles, HDTV's, cell phones, etc.). Way more effective. Also, don't have a group of adolescents that are lamer than your average high school Christian club and you might have a campaign on your hands. -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 20, 2009, 3:45 am

Spider-Man - Movie Series
I think Kirstin Dunst is hot. I realize Mary Jane is supposed to be a fashion model though, and she definitely does NOT look like that. But then, fashion models aren't really attractive. Too skinny and alien-like. -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on May 20, 2009, 3:35 am

Tom Brady - Celebrities
David Tyree making an impossible one-handed-against-his-helmet catch and a perfect pass from Manning to Burress on the winning drive isn't a choke by Brady. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 19, 2009, 9:16 pm

Judas Priest - Music Groups
Halford's coming out was a "Huh... That makes sense." moment. I had never given it any thought, but it wasn't surprising when you review the evidence. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 19, 2009, 8:05 pm

Sarah Jessica Parker - Celebrities
Neeeeeiggggghhhh! -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 19, 2009, 8:01 pm

Twitter - Websites
Yeah, but I don't want a constant stream of text messages blasting my phone. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 19, 2009, 8:01 pm

Twitter - Websites
Joe, I believe the the term you are looking for is 'twats'. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 19, 2009, 8:00 pm

Norm Show, The - TV Shows
This is one of my favorite shows of all-time. Highly underrated. Norm McDonald is a genius, but alas, much of his humor goes over many people's head. Comedy requires a deft touch, not always a hammer. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 19, 2009, 7:51 pm

Fox News - Random Topics
Once again, let's try to not make this just another political site. Fox has some interesting shows and commentators who believe in what they do. Their ratings speak for themselves. They rock. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 19, 2009, 6:35 pm

Elvis Presley - Celebrities
Top 10 reasons Elvis didn't bone: 10. Fans still visit Graceland in droves over 30 years after his death. 9. Elvis, Aloha From Hawaii 8. Elvis Presley movies from the 60's 7. Received an honorary federal agent badge from Richard Nixon 6. Fried peanut butter and naner sandwiches 5. The White Jumpsuit 4. Sold over 1 Billion records, behind only the Beatles 3. Had 151 singles in the top 100, and 104 top 40 hits, both more than anyone on the planet. 2. Black belt in Karate and would give you a Karate chop if you said he boned the fish 1. The Memphis Mafia, and they of course would make you disappear if you implied he boned the fish -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 19, 2009, 6:30 pm

Gary Coleman - Celebrities
If you are a celebrity and a fan asks for an autograph and you punch them you are automatically a fish boner. If you are a male, regardless of your height, and the fan you punch was a lady, you may actually have gills. What you talking 'bout Willis! -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 19, 2009, 5:40 pm

Barbara Streisand - Celebrities
Barbara is just your typical Hollywood liberal. Who cares what her political views are. If you are a singer, sing. If you are an actor, act. No one's opinion in Hollywood should have any more weight than your everyday average Joe. She is totally obsessed with George W. Bush when she hires a look a like to dance around like a fool on stage so she can berate him. Get over it Babs! -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 19, 2009, 5:33 pm

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
You don't have to agree with him, you just have to give him his props for believing in what he does and bringing passion to his reporting. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 19, 2009, 5:30 pm

Keeping Up Appearances - TV Shows
It's Hyacinth, not Hyancinth. This is a funny sitcom. Just picked it up on PBS. So far, so good. No bones yet. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 19, 2009, 1:10 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
That rocks. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 19, 2009, 1:07 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
That 90's show, one of the worst episodes ever.period. -- Submitted By: (hifi81) on May 19, 2009, 12:25 pm

Dane Cook - Celebrities
Dane Cook was my favorite comedian....last year. Of late, his act consists of nothing but masturbation stories. Boooorrrriiinnng. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on May 19, 2009, 11:52 am

Monkees, The - Music Groups
The Monkees rocked! No, really. They did. I would know. I've been a fan since 1968. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on May 19, 2009, 11:49 am

Cube - Movie Series
The sequels were no half as good as the first, perhaps if they had kept the same simplistic quality, this series would not have jumped the shark. First, we get killer cube, next, a whole bunch of depressing "government-is-evil" fare, interpersed with drastically less cool traps and characters. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 19, 2009, 8:56 am

IMDB - Websites
Why was my comment not added?! You are infringing my freedom of speech here. Anyway, people who think it never boned and that it still rocks are idiots! This site has tons of inaccurate and unproven information, and it deleted some of my posts for no good reason. If IMDb never boned, Pope John Paul II never died in 2005. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 19, 2009, 7:29 am

World of Warcraft - Random Topics
Probably the best computer game ever created. Started going down hill when the expansion packs became more of the same. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 19, 2009, 7:05 am

IMDB - Websites
Who thinks IMDb still rocks? He is an idiot! Why do you think the site never boned when it is an unreliable source that has been corrupted and contains tons of inaccurate information? Plus, a while back, they deleted some posts of mine for no good reason! What are you?! If IMDb never boned, Pope John Paul II never died in 2005. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 19, 2009, 6:18 am

Happy Days - TV Shows
Happy Days started out as such a great show...Then it degraded into the all-Fonzie prime-time 1/2 hour. People went nuts over this character & I still can't see why. It really boned when Fonzie moved in with that chick with the little blonde girl from Poltergiest -oh God, I wanted to gouge out my eyes and stick a Swiss Army knife into my ears so I would not have to watch/hear them anymore! -- Submitted By: (syzygy) on May 18, 2009, 7:37 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
This show stopped being funny when people started just coming up with random, soulless situations, sticking "The usual suspects" in it, and making all the scripts "How would the characters react in this situation?"... They started being mostly lame around season 10, and now there are almost no consistantly entertaining episodes. Every episode is like a bland "King of the Hill fanfic", some of them inane, some of them ridiculously monumental, and unlike when stuff was inane or monumental before, it's all done in a horribly stiff, unnatural manner... -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 18, 2009, 7:01 pm

David Beckham - Celebrities
David Beckham will always be Mr. Posh Spice here in the USA. Soccer is a European sport and always will be. Unless he suits up in a football, basketball, or baseball uniform, he'll always just be Posh's old man. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 18, 2009, 6:55 pm

Denny's - Random Topics
OK, back when I was a fan of Tim Allen's, I saw "The Santa Clause" and in that movie epitomized when Denny's boned. Right before he bumps the legit Santa off the roof, Tim's character is stuck with his young son on Christmas Eve and the divorced dad is so unprepared that the only way he can think to feed the kid is to take him to Denny's! No surprise that the kid looked like he wanted to cry and who could blame him? It would be very hard for many people to think of a worse eatery for Christmas Eve dinner than Denny's! What truly amazed me was that Denny's let Disney use its name and materials throughout the entire scene instead of forcing Disney to change it to something unrecognizable ! It was as if they themselves knew that there was good reason why no one who had any other option would want to eat there on Christmas Eve and they didn't mind themselves being portrayed as the LOWEST point of a dad and kid's sucky Christmas Eve! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 18, 2009, 2:14 pm

Scott Patterson - Celebrities
Yeah- "Celebrity" is a bit of a stretch.... we should ask him to be BTF's website mascot- "Hey you may know me from such films as... and BONE THE FISH!!" -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 18, 2009, 8:00 am

Scott Patterson - Celebrities
Geez, his wiki page doesn't even have a picture. Have some self-respect man and get your people on this! -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 17, 2009, 9:25 pm

Scott Patterson - Celebrities
Who? -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 17, 2009, 9:24 pm

Batman - Movie Series
This series boned when Danny DeVito portrayed the Penguin. It deboned with Batman Begins and Dark Knight. Should the latest two movies even be considered to be in the same series at the first ones??? -- Submitted By: (rick283) on May 17, 2009, 9:23 pm


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