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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Nickelodeon - Random Topics
What has happened to Nick at Nite, those old shows we originally missed by having been born too late or tucked in too early... a fascinating variety of classics that began at 8 PM and entertained us until the wee hours? Several years ago, Nick at Nite's evening kickoff was moved back to 9 PM so that the rugrats could indulge in an additional hour of "Rugrats" (or current lame-O cartoon du jour). That hour's sacrifice was bad enough, but what can be said for an entire two hours a "nite" of Bill Cosby-oriented programs? Granted, I have always been a fan of Mr. Cosby's work. However, "Cosby Show" hardly qualifies as "Classic TV". It is still rotated regularly throughout the day in syndication; where's the *novelty* in seeing this show on Nick at Nite? Legitimate "Classic TV" programs have been bumped to the late-night pasture, when most working folks like me and my husband have long before retreated to bed. The true gems are broadcast when we are either fast asleep or out there barely earning enough to support these ever-ballooning cable bills. An entire hour of "Cheers" is redundant, and the only show worth waiting up for, "All in the Family", is most likely viewed primarily by sleepy security guards or frazzled ER attendings sipping tepid coffee in the lounge between rounds. We have not watched Nick at Nite in quite some time for this reason. At least TV Land retains that long-forgotten "flavor" previously unique to Nick at Nite. If Nickelodeon does not rethink the timing and variety of its "classic" programming lineup, the station is no doubt doomed to be the exclusive domain of rugrats and their out-of-work parents. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:49 am

Everybody loves Raymond - TV Shows
For the first few seasons, "Raymond" was a real keeper. The dialogue and character interplay were tight. While the boorishness of the father-in-law became tiresome, the mother-in-law's relentless criticism of Debra was believable. However, the Raymond character has grown increasingly whiny, inept and buffoonish. Here's a guy who recorded over his only wedding video tape, and couldn't understand Debra's horror and indignation. This guy needs to be watched... closely, lest he burn the house down. I lost interest for most of last season (2001-2002) but gave it another whirl this week. When the *entire* plot was built around Frank's raging denial of his petting a bunny as depicted in a premature eulogy, I knew that was it. I shut the TV midway through the episode. And for crap's sake Raymond, quit running across the street to your overindulgent maternal windbag and BE A HUSBAND! A dead bolt would probably kill the show, but it would solve the in-law problem. Just sayin. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:46 am

George W. Bush - Celebrities
"Dubya's legacy can be summed up in 4 words: He kept us safe." So did Bill Clinton -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 18, 2009, 8:44 am

Bob the Builder - TV Shows
HOW CAN ANYONE RIP ON BOB. I learned how to hang drywall watching this show. I mean, the guy has 3 fingers and has a resume that would humble Norm Abram. Bob isn't whiny, but maybe I'd be after spending the day laying asphalt with a bunch of mechanical yahoos. I can name a couple of Spuds from my office. Wendy kicks ass, she can do anything Bob can do. If he was anatomically correct I'd ask him for a date. Oh yeah, and Lofty rules. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:37 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
Enough with the celebrity worship already! Geez. Discussion of societal issues can be valuable, but please spare us the bling factor of Celeb du Jour. They bore me to tears. WHO CARES about their latest movie, CD, haircut or whatever. And I can find my own books to read too. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:35 am

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) - TV Shows
MCS- what are you talking about the 2002 series was actually a tremendous improvement on the He-Man Franchise. It's a shame that it ended without a proper ending to tie things up, the animation studio was setting up Hordak to really come into his own on the show. If anything the 2002 series UN-BONED the franchise... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 18, 2009, 6:15 am

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) - TV Shows
He-Man never boned, but only if you look at the original cartoon as a stand-alone. The 2002 series was bad. Tela was unlikable, Orko's voice was annoying, Cringer didn't talk, and Prince Adam was a pansy. I did like the new Skeletor and Evil-Lynne but people should not mess with the classics. The live action movie was filmed too cheaply. As for the classic cartoon, yes, the fighting was unrealistic, but this was a kid's show. You cannot show a bunch of gratuitous violence in something like this. As for Orko, while he did provide comic relief, there was a lot of depth to that character and he was an essential part of the series. This movie should be released on the big screen and done right. Give it a PG-13 rating to make it more believable. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 18, 2009, 12:03 am

Home Improvement - TV Shows
Human Lisa Simpson. That is exactly what happened. Genius! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 17, 2009, 11:57 pm

Kid Rock - Music Groups
How did he all of a sudden become a country star? that would be like Brad Paisley all of a sudden doing rap music. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 17, 2009, 11:53 pm

Garth Brooks - Music Groups
While I am not a major fan of country music, Garth Brooks was tolerable for most of the 90s. Then he came out with that "Life of Chris Gaines." WTF???!!! I guess he was supposed to make a movie out of that or something. What was he trying to do with that? Hands down, the most spectacular fish boning in history. Has his career recovered from this monstrosity of a move? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 17, 2009, 11:51 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
Don't turn on the radio either...GEICO commercials abound there as well. -- Submitted By: (neo11) on June 17, 2009, 10:21 pm

Fox News - Random Topics
Fox is about as close to fair and balanced as a modern day cable news network can be. All Fox does is recognize the legitimacy of conservative opinion, and in so doing exposes the hate and bigotry of liberals. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 17, 2009, 7:50 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Dubya's legacy can be summed up in 4 words: He kept us safe. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 17, 2009, 7:47 pm

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
The series was good. Then it boned and boned and boned. First, Mr. Grainger left. It was because the actor's (Arthur Brough) wife passed away. I know it's not fair to use a death as a reason a show bones--it's fate, not bad writing or retooling--but the show was just not the same without him. Then Mr. Tebbs took his place. Then he left because his actor (James Hayter) was paid by the Mr. Kipling cake company to withdraw from the series. Then Mr. Lucas left, and was replaced by Mr. Spooner. I agree that Mr. Spooner just lacked what Mr. Lucas had. I wonder why they got rid of Mr. Lucas. Does anyone know? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 17, 2009, 7:34 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I have been a huge fan of JTS from 2003 till 2006. I stopped viewing there site because my jobs firewall would freak because of the cuss words in some of the user inputs. I loved that site and now was able to view it again. Wow! When I went there I thought something was wrong...tv guide...WTF? It looks totally different. It reminds me of any generic corporate celebrity blog site. I can not believe they bought the site just to gut the thing out. It is not even close to being the same. I spent my night looking at what happened and a nice alternative site. Found BTF. Very nice. Thank you! -- Submitted By: (bissenmir) on June 17, 2009, 5:22 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
The show never BTF. It was great from start to finish. The first few seasons had some character development but after that it was perfect. It never got redundant or boring. The final episode was not great but that is far from BTF. Expectations were very high at the time. -- Submitted By: (bissenmir) on June 17, 2009, 4:47 pm

Cabbage Patch Kids - Random Topics
Those things are some of the ugliest and creepiest looking things I have ever seen. Also I still remember parents getting into bloddy fist fights over those things when they first came out. No toy is worth going to jail over, let alone one that ugly. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on June 17, 2009, 11:35 am

AT&T - Random Topics
Any company that tells you that your bill is late three days prior to it being printed has obviously boned. That is exactly what AT&T has done to people and why I am glad I don't have their service. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on June 17, 2009, 11:32 am

Robot Chicken - TV Shows
Adult Swim SUCKS ASS!! Therefore, Robot Chicken is NOT a great show. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 17, 2009, 8:19 am

Youtube - Websites
Youtube doesn't rock AT ALL! And I'm certain that people that vote "Never Boned" are morons. Why so many copyright rules? And besides, a mob could form and sack or overthrow the place that owns the copyright. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 17, 2009, 8:16 am

Nine Inch Nails - Music Groups
Johnny cash's hurt was good, but trent reznor's was better -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 17, 2009, 6:50 am

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
I agree with whoever else voted on Mr. Lucas's departure being the reason. Mr. Spooner was no Dick, that's for sure :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:39 pm

Ellen (TV series) - TV Shows
Hey Ellen, people didn't stop watching because you came out as a lesbian, it's because you just weren't funny. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:37 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
Two and a half men??? More like three brats in men's bodies! yes, I said three--I don;t think you can call the rapidly maturing son a kid anymore. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:35 pm

Married with Children - TV Shows
Seinfeld will always be my #1 show but married with Children is a strong #2. But did anyone else notice that in the last couple of seasons Al went from snarky to borderline brain dead? His decline in basic sense seemed to correlate with the gradual loss of his hair. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:33 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
One great big EFF you was how I and clearly many others interpreted it. Other than seeing virtually everyone who'd ever appeared on the show the finale had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:27 pm

Sports Illustrated - Random Topics
I used to subscribe to this rag even though I couldn't care less about tennis, golf or baseball meaning that for a third of the year SI was useless to me. I finally gave it up when the articles became as liberal as the rest of the media these days and I realized I could get news quicker and presented much better from the net for free. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:24 pm

April Fools' Day - Random Topics
It's gotten so bad I don't even bother leaving the house on this day anymore, lest I be lied to approximately a thousand times in the guise of a "joke". -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:17 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
Sorry for not replying sooner. Okay here's the situation: I searched the JTS archives and they only go up to September of '07, but almost none of those links actually work. If I go back a few months all the comments are there but are not attributed to anyone, it's just a big ol' jumble of comments with no idea who wrote which ones. I know I made comments but I cannot find them and now I'm thinking I made them later than September of '07, or at least some of them. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:06 pm

Youtube - Websites
Youtube has officially Boned The Fish!!! What's the point if all the GOOD videos keep getting yanked or having all the sound removed??? I don't go there to watch vids of teens acting like complete morons and thinking they're hilarious. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 5:58 pm

Hip hop music - Random Topics
AMEN BRUTHA!!! And to think, back in the 70s and 80s people thought "satanic" rock music was going to cause the destruction of America..."Hip hop" is ten times worse than rock ever dreamed of being!!! It only started being called "hip hop" about a decade ago because "gangsta rap" sounded too threatening while "hip hop" sounds like some innocent form of dancing. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 5:55 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Hey Dolfan316 looks like you jumped to a conclusion before all the votes were counted, but then again republicans are good at that -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 16, 2009, 4:59 pm

David Carradine - Celebrities
"Grasshopper, what is the sound of no hands fapping?" -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 16, 2009, 4:03 pm

Rugrats Movie, The - Movie Series
Great job, adding Dil as Tommy's little brother. Adding a new baby is always a great way to bone the fish. And oh! Would you look at that? In the next movie, Chuckie gets a sister when his dad remarries! Will Phil and Lil become older siblings to a set of quadruplets? Or maybe Angelica's parents adopt a teenager so Angelica can have a brother? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 16, 2009, 12:51 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
Boned when I grew up and realized he was not a hero, but a fraud. I started taking video editing classes in high school when his TV Nation show was on the air. I then started noticing there was significant editing going on. Sometimes they would ADR (dub) in Moore dialogue in post making it look like he had delivered a witty zinger right to some CEO's oblivious face when in fact he hadn't said anything. I started to realize that everything Moore does is being manipulated to look like he's a genius hero and those he disagrees with are fools. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 16, 2009, 12:48 pm

Real Time with Bill Maher - TV Shows
Here, here! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 16, 2009, 12:34 pm

Tiny Toon Adventures - TV Shows
When Charlie Adler, the original voice actor for Buster, got upset with WB studios, he quit. They replaced him with John Kassir, who did the voice of the Cryptkeeper in Tales from the Crypt. IIRC, they even had a tongue-in-cheek reference by having Buster as the Cryptkeeper in one episode. Kassir was definitely a worthy replacement, but it just wasn't the same. Also, from the site-which-must-not-be-named, one of the reasons TTA jumped was that Buster and Babs "did it". WTF? LMAO. I guess that's just one of the many examples of how the old site "made us laugh". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 16, 2009, 12:32 pm

Back to the Future - Movie Series
It's one of the rare film series that manages to maintain a level of quality from beginning to end. And the creators wisely decided not to go ahead with a fourth installment. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 16, 2009, 11:30 am

Dungeons and Dragons - Random Topics
Wizards of the Coast released Fourth Edition too early, and it turned out to be a dumbed down video game on paper. It resembles nothing published previously under the Dungeons and Dragons brand. And I've been an avid D&D gamer since First Edition. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 16, 2009, 10:55 am

Hip hop music - Random Topics
This was supposed to fizzle out like a bad fart 15 years ago. Hip Hop isn't a form of music, it's a cultural disease. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 16, 2009, 10:52 am

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
Olbermann, like Michael Moore, is merely another lying, propagandist mouthpiece. He's complete vermin. He's also an emotionally unstable train wreck waiting to happen. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 16, 2009, 6:55 am

That '70s Show - TV Shows
Topher Grace's departure is the definitive Bone the Fish moment. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 10:20 pm

Superman: The Animated Series - TV Shows
Fans of Smallville should be forced to watch every epsiode of this show, to see the Man of Steel done right. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 10:18 pm

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 - TV Shows
This remains the best incarnation of Star Trek. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 10:15 pm

Smallville - TV Shows
I decided to boycott this show from the moment I found out it would be about Superman, but they'd never have him in costume. This show Boned before it even aired. If you're gonna do Superman, then DO Superman. Give me Luthor and Brainiac, Bizarro and Metallo. Give me Perry, Lois, Jimmy and Ma and Pa Kent. Don't give me Dawsons Creek with kryptonite! -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 10:13 pm

Small Wonder - TV Shows
So, does anybody know whatever happened to the cast of this show? I think they all disappeared. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 10:08 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
I think the definitive JTS/BTF moment for The Simpsons was when Phil Hartman died and we lost Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz. Hartman's death was the beginning of the end. And turning Lisa from a thre dimensional believable idealistic 8 year old to a cardboard mouthpiece for Groening's leftist politics just made matters worse. I guess I would say that the fish boning process began with Hartman dying and ended with Lisa becoming a Bhuudist, with a few cringe inducing spots along the way (the real Seymour Skinner, celebrity cameos that made no sense). Seasons 1 thru 9 remain classics, though. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 10:06 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
I guess I'm one of the folks who understood what the finale was all about. To me it was a great big "Thank you" to everyone who had been watching the show from the beginning. I really enjoyed it and I think it still holds up. Seinfeld never boned. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 9:57 pm

Real Time with Bill Maher - TV Shows
The man is a vile, anti-religious bigot. No more, no less. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 9:53 pm

Desperate Housewives - TV Shows
I don't know any males who watch it that's for sure. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 15, 2009, 9:46 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
I agree with Mythigator's comment. I think that The Simpsons boned the fish around the time Maude Flanders died, but was still watchable until the Gump Roast episode. I pretend that episode was the end of the show and any episodes made after it don't exist. I do, however, like the Simpsons Hit & Run video game, the movie, and the ride at Universal Studios, which all came out after the show itself became unbearable. -- Submitted By: (GranApp) on June 15, 2009, 9:38 pm

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
Barney Rubble was played by Mel Blanc through the entire run of the series. He simply changed the type of voice for Barney. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 9:30 pm

Doctor Who - TV Shows
The Daleks found some clever ways around the whole stairwell thing... -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 9:27 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
Will someone please give Calista Flockhart a nourishing meal? -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 9:22 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
Bottom line: Moore is a liar, propogandist and fraud. All of the 'facts' in his films, and books have been totally debunked. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 8:05 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
Three words: Best. Band. Ever. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 8:02 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
Without question the most overrated band of all time. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 8:01 pm

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
Three words: Godless. Commie. Scum. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 8:00 pm

Eminem - Music Groups
Standards of any type lost all meaning the moment this talentless, vulgar, classless vermin was referred to as a genius. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 7:59 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
Rap/Hip Hop is nothing more than the illegitimate child of Disco. It should've fizzled out like a bad fart 15 years ago. There were some fun jams back in the late 80's/early 90's, but after that it was just unbearable. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 7:58 pm

Robot Chicken - TV Shows
Robot Chicken is one of Adult Swim's best shows. It is a fine example of a good animated series. -- Submitted By: (Jason_M_Majors) on June 15, 2009, 5:00 pm

Sean Hannity - Celebrities
Hannity deserves kudos for his charity work on behalf of soldier's families. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 3:14 pm

Sarah Silverman - Celebrities
This one turned scraping the bottom of the barrel into an art form...disgusting to say the least. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 3:12 pm

Salma Hayek - Celebrities
I just can't get enough of her delightfully large, supple luscious breasts. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 15, 2009, 3:10 pm

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
NEVER BONED! I wish we saw more of him. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 14, 2009, 8:46 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
While I do not agree with everything that he says, in his defense I have to say that he is not the only person to profit from paranoia by a long shot. There are plenty of people on both sides of the political spectrum who have done this. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 14, 2009, 8:45 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
How often do I see a commercial for Geico car insurance? Every single commercial break. Read that carefully: EVERY. SINGLE. COMMERCIAL. BREAK! The only way you could miss their commercials is if you're watching PBS or one of those commercial-free movie channels on cable, or avoiding TV altogether. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm

Anastasia - Movie Series
I remember during the time of the direct-to-video sequel's upcoming release, they had a commercial trying to tell parents that the kids would love it better than Pokemon, which was wildly popular at the time. I'm sure you know what happens to shows, movies or the like that try to pass themselves off as better than a something that's wildly popular. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 14, 2009, 12:16 pm

Toy Story - Movie Series
So Dinosaur was. Sorry for the mixup. In light of this new evidence, I hereby assert that there are no bad Pixar movies to date. And I also acknowledge that I forgot to put The Incredibles on the list, so I'm putting them there now. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 14, 2009, 10:47 am

Rockford Files, The - TV Shows
I have watched every episode. Not one is poorly done. Money is the cause of the death of this entertaining series. I expect the government to suppress shows of that era on grounds they subvert the morals of the young. Until then, watch and enjoy. -- Submitted By: (johbru) on June 14, 2009, 8:41 am

Jaws - Movie Series
Similar to "Highlander" JAWS was a lightning in a bottle film that was a SELF CONTAINED STORY and was almost perfect as a movie. The sequels were at best stupid, and at worst explotative and awful. Hollywood just whoring out for a few bucks- sad, pass the slaw and vinegar.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 14, 2009, 8:19 am

Futurama - TV Shows
Yes they will be back. I wonder how the ratings will be. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 13, 2009, 4:20 pm

Steve-O - Celebrities
Don't hold your breath, natural selection's being a little too merciful nowadays. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 13, 2009, 2:05 pm

Rocko's Modern Life - TV Shows
The egg with Filbert's kids had me thinking: he's a turtle and that's where the baby turtles came from. His wife is a cat and that's where the baby cats came from. All Heffer did was sit on the egg to keep it warm. So, how did the baby steer that looks like Heffer come from the egg? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 13, 2009, 12:25 pm

FernGully: The Last Rainforest - Movie Series
A great movie from when I was younger. Then they ruined it by making a sequel. It was awful, and loaded with problems. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 13, 2009, 12:14 pm

Second Life - Websites
I barely have time for my first life... -- Submitted By: (rick283) on June 13, 2009, 11:56 am

Anthony Anderson - Celebrities
Best role is Antwon Mitchell on The Shield. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on June 13, 2009, 11:55 am

Futurama - TV Shows
Did Futurama just un-bone? Fox has announced 26 new episodes!!!! It will be back next year. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on June 13, 2009, 11:53 am

Friday Night Lights - TV Shows
Who wants to watch and relive high school? F that -- Submitted By: (rick283) on June 13, 2009, 11:53 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Dear (JoeBagODonuts) your post was quite humorous. I am very sorry to disappoint you, but unlike yourself, I have a job. I have no access to a computer at work so I couldn't possibly vote for Dodie every five minutes all day long as you claimed. Hundreds of people ran her up just like the site that shall remain nameless because they also know Dodie sucked. Since you have had the time to write over 100 reviews in just a few weeks, it's obvious that you are unemployed. You might consider changing your ID to (JoblessBagOCrap). Here's a word of friendly advice. Turn off the computer, take off that pizza and beer stained bathrobe, take a shower (With Soap), dig through your soiled couch for some change, then take the bus to a news stand and buy a newspaper (One of those large paper objects that comes out daily with writing on it.) Now, go through the "Help Wanted" section. Maybe Dawn Lyn has an ad for a manager and you can apply since you seem to be the only one in the world that can spot true talent. Keep in mind that she hasn't had an acting job in over 30 years. If that doesn't work out, go back online, write another 100 reviews then look up the definition of O.C.D. Good Luck! -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on June 13, 2009, 11:39 am

Karate Kid, The - Movie Series
The whole thing is just WRONG, i.e. a kid gets bullied, but he wins against the bullies and thugs, only because some old karate-master comes along and helps him become more violent than they are; any victim of bullying, will tell you that's not how it works in the real world: and so this ends up a fantasy that insults your intelligence. At least the end was realistic, i.e. when you fight back against bullies then they don't always give up and become your friends, they take revenge and just get more ruthless-- like happened in Karate Kid II and III; but those sequels sucked because he doesn't learn anything in them. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on June 13, 2009, 9:51 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Once again, I'm repeating myself from a comment I posted on the "Scottish site," said repetition made necessary by the wholesale slaughter carried out by the "Scottish rag" ... The BTF moment for the Simpsons was the "Gump Roast" episode, where one of the images in the end credits was Homer literally jumping over a shark on water skis. The writers may have intended it as a thumb-in-the-eye to the "Scottish site," but IMO it confirmed what I'd been suspecting up until then: The quality was falling off, and while it had been going on for some time already, this episode made it loud and clear. Also, I don't expect highbrow entertainment from The Simpsons, but Dan Castellanteta's singing (in a snotty accent, no less) "Sorry for the clip show" and then "Have no fears, we've got stories for years" in the next breath was the last straw. "Get out the lemon juice and tartar sauce, Grandma, The Simpsons has BONED THE FISH!!" -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 12, 2009, 11:18 pm

Silver Spoons - TV Shows
Jason Bateman was great on this show,much funnier than the other kids. It was still an ok show without him though. -- Submitted By: (EricP) on June 12, 2009, 8:08 pm

Full House - TV Shows
This was the most unfunny sitcom ever put on television. Of course ,pretty much all of the "TGIF" shows that were aired with this one were horribly unfunny as well. -- Submitted By: (EricP) on June 12, 2009, 7:53 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
The Beatles probably boned with Yoko sitting in the studio and trying to control everything, and Paul marrying Linda and trying to bring in his own team to control the Beatles. They all basically grew up and grew apart from each other. It was basically finished by they time they did Let It Be and Abbey Road but they were convinced to stick it out. They had already stopped touring and they were clearly not enjoying it anymore. Any band is lucky to have a member that could be considered a musical genius. The Beatles had two in Lennon and McCartney. It was really only a matter of time before it blew up. If John hadn't been killed in 1980 I'm sure he would have reunited with the other Beatles in the 90's because Yoko did give the other 3 two unfinished Lennon Songs to complete. If he would have been alive he would have taken her advice and participated. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on June 12, 2009, 7:43 pm

Facebook - Websites
If I haven't spoken to or seen people from high school in nearly 20 years, why the hell would I sign up to Facebook and look for them now? All my real friends keep in contact with me on a regular basis. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 12, 2009, 6:41 pm

Conan O'Brien - Celebrities
I like his hair and he is doing a good job on his new gig. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 12, 2009, 6:27 pm

Facebook - Websites
http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=94259580582 http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=94259580582#/bonethefish/?_fb_q=1&_fb_qsub=apps.facebook.com -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 12, 2009, 5:54 pm

Friday Night Lights - TV Shows
I agree with the fact that season 2 wasn't like season 1. When I saw the first ep of season 2 I didn't get the "Clear eyes full hearts" feeling. They picked up the season 1 quality back in season 3. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 12, 2009, 5:46 pm

Facebook - Websites
Does anyone have the BTF Facebook link? (seriously). -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 12, 2009, 5:42 pm

TV Guide - Random Topics
2008 was not so great in the fan perspective: TV Guide podcast canceled, Michael Ausiello left, Message boards gone "temporarily", Matt Roush left (the website), The ruin JTS, Great year TV Guide thanks a lot! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 12, 2009, 5:29 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I don't know if I should laugh or cry because of this. The ARCHIVES?! That's pathetic. Luckily we are adding the old content to BTF. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 12, 2009, 5:23 pm

Michael Vick - Celebrities
So let me get this straight...In the worst economy since the Great Depression, with millions of people losing jobs from all areas, the sports media is actually trying to convince me that someone who went to jail for setting up dog fights (and if a famous person these days goes to jail you KNOW what they did was heinous) now DESERVES to be paid a minimum of six figures a year?!?! What?!?! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 12, 2009, 4:16 pm

Naomi Campbell - Celebrities
As skinny as she is, I'm just wondering how this waif can beat *anybody* up... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 12, 2009, 4:12 pm

Friends - TV Shows
Two things: one, I never got the appeal either and two, I actually loved the 90s far better than this decade. IMO the main purpose of Friends was setting the template for the "generically hot people living in apartments/houses they'd never come close to affording in real life" sitcoms, none of which I liked, all of which I avoided like the plague. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 12, 2009, 4:10 pm

Naomi Campbell - Celebrities
I agree with the comment on beating up her staff. Lock this psycho up already! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 12, 2009, 2:35 pm

Viva Laughlin - TV Shows
exit stage left...this show and it got paradied by the soup -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on June 12, 2009, 12:48 pm

Calvin and Hobbes - Random Topics
It looks like Bill Watterson was right all along: turning his comic into other goods really DID detract from the comic strip. In a cruel twist of fate, it was not the licensed stuffed dolls, bedsheets, or cartoon series which Bill fought tooth and nail against that ruined the comic's reputation, but the bootlegs which neither Bill nor his bosses have control over. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2009, 12:22 pm

Late Show with David Letterman - TV Shows
Dave was hip, edgy and had BALLS when he was on NBC; he squared off against the corporate execs and never backed down, particularly after they cheated him out of his "Tonight Show" deal and threw in that lame-ass Leno. Once Dave got to CBS, however, he lost his edge and instantly became a total schmuck. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on June 12, 2009, 12:20 pm

Lance Armstrong - Celebrities
So he rides a bike, big dieal! I don't think anything should be considered a "sport" if a chimp could do it better. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on June 12, 2009, 12:12 pm


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