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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Nelson - Music Groups
Musically, these guys still rock. Multi-talented performers who deserve more credit than they've received. They love what they do and have kept a good name for themselves as well as honoring their legendary late father and his music. Gunnar's foray into reality television in 2006 on "Celebrity Fit Club" could have been a lame thing but fortunately, he was cool, disciplined and acted like he was on there for all the right reasons, so it turned out to be good. I just wish more of their recordings, after they departed from the Geffen label, were actually available. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 25, 2009, 7:54 am

Jimmy Kimmel Live! - TV Shows
Jimmy Kimmel is just not funny. Period. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 24, 2009, 1:53 am

Xena: Warrior Princess - TV Shows
Went from not half-bad show despite all the increasingly crazy plots to becoming one long ad for lesbianism. Boo-ring. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 24, 2009, 1:52 am

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman - Celebrities
This woman should not be famous at all. There is absolutely no reason for people to have that many kids in this day and age. Especially since we are probably footing the bills for those kids. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 24, 2009, 12:07 am

TLC (The Learning Channel) - Random Topics
Boned when it became a decorating channel and they added those stupid reality shows. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 24, 2009, 12:04 am

Kellie Pickler - Celebrities
She made a fool of herself when she was a contestant on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 23, 2009, 5:00 pm

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
What awful people John and Kate are- expoliting those poor children for fame and $$$ and then getting divorced over their newly found fame. I hope that those children get some of the money that is being taken out of their early years being shown on television and that "John and Kate" fade into obscurity, what a pair of fame whores/ starf*uckers they are. Boned indeed... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 23, 2009, 10:13 am

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
When they announced the divorce on 6/22/09, that was the end. -- Submitted By: (JamesCraven) on June 23, 2009, 9:47 am

Dudley Do-Right Show, The - TV Shows
Since this was a great series of shorts on The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show, I assume it never boned. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 23, 2009, 7:06 am

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
You people are insane!!! This guy does not rock AT ALL!!! Whoever thinks he's any good is a fucking leftist. He has endangered this country so much and had so many scandals. You people are bastards, or your mothers were dogs. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 23, 2009, 6:30 am

Wolfram Alpha - Websites
Somehow I always confuse this name with Wolfman Jack, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. -- Submitted By: (neo11) on June 22, 2009, 11:17 pm

Hillary Clinton - Celebrities
Anybody else remember when Hillary tried to force changes to the health care industry when she was the First Lady? Apparently nobody told her she didn't actually have any governmental authority at that time. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 22, 2009, 7:50 pm

Reba - TV Shows
I've always thought Reba was a MILF (and her breasts look quite a bit larger on this show than they ever did in the 90s) and even that's not enough to make me want to watch this lame sitcom depicting a white trash family disguised as lower middle class. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 22, 2009, 7:47 pm

Lexx - TV Shows
Okay, so the whole "Fire and Water planets" thing was a dropoff but I could live with it. But then they reached Earth and the series boned the fish so thoroughly they went straight to the marrow, as Lexx became as trashy as reality TV? Stanley becomes a fluffer for a porn flick??? And then somehow the villains from the old universe (which had been DESTROYED) start conveniently showing up on Earth??? What??? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 22, 2009, 7:25 pm

Newhart! - TV Shows
Never jumped, but it came close when it became the Stephanie & Michael show.She was cute, but annoying! -- Submitted By: (syzygy) on June 22, 2009, 6:16 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
It didn't BTF until much of the older stuff (and the original shows, largley TV-G, TY-Y and/or TV-Y7) were cut for more "mature" shows like Total Drama Island/Action, 6Teen and Star Wars: The Clone Wars which all really belong in the [adult swim] block IMHO. -- Submitted By: (JamesCraven) on June 22, 2009, 4:46 pm

GameFAQs - Websites
This time, Ocarina of Time won as Best. Game. Ever. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 22, 2009, 11:46 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
This used to me my favorite channel back in the day they had it all Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, Tex Avery's MGM cartoons, Popeye,Flintstones, Scooby Doo,Batman the animated series, Animaniacs,and stuff like that, and great original shows like Dexter's Lab,Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, 2 Stupid Dogs, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Samurai Jack, Justice League, then in 2004 they took off most of their original shows and almost all of their classic cartoons except for Tom and Jerry and Scooby Doo but they had a few good shows like Teen Titans, Camp Lazlo, and some anime imports like Naruto but in 2008 they took off Toonami which got rid of all of their anime and action shows, and it went even further recently when they took off nearly everything except for their recent shows and started showing live action programming which does not belong on this channel. -- Submitted By: (comic_guy87) on June 22, 2009, 10:55 am

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
Alright McT, let's not start turning this thing into a forum. But anyway, do you really want us retro-gamers to wait until a future century or so to bring back consoles like the NES and Super NES in their original form? No, we can't wait that long, because then we'd all be gone. At this moment in time, I am not willing to start a rebellion against Nintendo myself. I'm just throwing an idea out there that can spark revolution. Who wants to see Super Mario Bros. 4, 5, 6, etc. for the NES console? Who wants to see cartoons like SpongeBob, Fairly OddParents, Dora the Explorer, Rugrats, and Scooby-Doo on the NES, Super NES, etc. consoles? I suggest there should be some sort of rebellion against Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon as well. Besides the classic consoles I mentioned, I also think the powdered wigs and dress of the 1700s should come back into fashion. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 22, 2009, 9:37 am

Everybody loves Raymond - TV Shows
Hated this show! It sucks! -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on June 21, 2009, 11:10 pm

Empty Nest - TV Shows
They change the theme song & they took it off syndication. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on June 21, 2009, 11:07 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Day damn one. Day damn one. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on June 21, 2009, 10:39 pm

All of Us - TV Shows
The only good thing about this show was LisaRaye. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on June 21, 2009, 10:32 pm

Matthew Fox - Celebrities
Good solid actor, brings a lot of passion and honesty to his roles. -- Submitted By: (BaronCathode) on June 21, 2009, 7:54 pm

Fixx, The - Music Groups
If you haven't heard of them, why are you voting on them and commenting on them? I think YOU are the one that has boned. -- Submitted By: (neo11) on June 21, 2009, 4:22 pm

Adventures of Superman - TV Shows
I always thought it was funny how neither Clark or Lois were ever seen taking notes. Yeah, in Clark's case, that was excusable because he was the Supe and had a photographic memory but Lois was so dumb that it only took a suit and a pair of glasses to keep her from guessing his ID so how could she have possibly memorized a word for any of her stories? LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 21, 2009, 4:10 pm

Real People - TV Shows
I remember this one. I think the main problem with it is that the viewers couldn't tell if they were laughing with or outrightly laughing AT the subjects they were supposed to be saluting! And, besides Fred Willard ,Byron Allen and Skip Stephenson (who died) what have the rest of them been up to in the last decade or so? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 21, 2009, 4:06 pm

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
The mystery is solved. Thank you, bmovies! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 21, 2009, 12:32 pm

Nintendo (company) - Random Topics
Marcus, if you don't like the new consoles, then here's what you do: Go to eBay, Amazon, or some other website like those two and search for all the old consoles and games so you can buy them. Or hell, find some retro gaming store that's near you and buy them there. That way, you can have all of old school consoles and games to play with and you won't have to do utterly retarded things like taking over Nintendo through some kind of rebellion like you want to do. -- Submitted By: (McT) on June 21, 2009, 12:19 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
Marcus, if you don't like the new consoles, then here's what you do: Go to eBay, Amazon, or some other website like those two and search for all the old consoles and games so you can buy them. Or hell, find some retro gaming store that's near you and buy them there. That way, you can have all of old school consoles and games to play with and you won't have to do utterly retarded things like taking over Nintendo through some kind of rebellion like you want to do. -- Submitted By: (McT) on June 21, 2009, 12:19 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Vincent, it seems that you are the one with delusions. Do you honestly think the terrorists who want us dead are suddenly going to be really sorry for what they did just because Barack Obama wants to be their friend? Wake up! This is real life, not a cartoon where the villains are remorseful at episode's end. And, believe it or not, I'm not brainwashed by the Republicans. They didn't sway my decision. They didn't need to. The anti-Bush Liberal news reports were already doing a good enough job: From what I saw, they practically sided with Saddam and Al-Qaida just to be as anti-Bush as possible. They never again mention the horrible deaths endured in 9/11 but report again and again the mistreatment of prisoners at Gitmo. They criticize the "unprovoked" attack against Iraq even though Clinton did the exact same thing a few years ago. They criticize Bush for killing Iraq's people but say nothing about Saddam having killed his own people. I could go on and on. Also, if you must know my political affiliation, I'm independent. And, to be fair, Bush did have his problems. All presidents do. Even Obama. Excuse us for not joining you and your sheep in bleating "Democrats good! Republicans bad!" all day long. Since Clinton's attacks killed less people, he is pardoned, right? Well, Bush killed less people than Hitler! Is he pardoned, too? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 21, 2009, 11:26 am

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
I never was much impressed with this show, mostly because Jon comes off as the archtypical henpecked hubby. I wonder how much of his "extracurricular" activities are simply a quest to reclaim his man card! But even if he gets a life he feels better with, it's way too late for the show, as it was scaling-knife fodder from Day One. Warm up the frying pan and set the table - this fish is boned and ready to serve. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 21, 2009, 7:37 am

Pokemon - Random Topics
Another piece of Japanese anime-based shit! Ugh! Day One. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 21, 2009, 7:36 am

Green Day - Music Groups
How is "Time of Your Life" a Bone the Fish Song, is it the turning point for this band? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 21, 2009, 7:05 am

Charles in Charge - TV Shows
I wonder how much "Fish Boning" Scott Baio was doing on the set of this Clunker of a show! I swear, how did this guy get all of these women over the years?!!? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 7:51 pm

Andromeda - TV Shows
Ive often wondered how Kevin Sorbo got a job, Ive never seen such bland bad acting, and man was this Andromeda a bad syndicated Sci Fi show, back when there were alot of scripted sci fi shows on TV- this thing was just bad and Lazy- Boned on Day 1, pass some Slaw and vinegar to Hercules, I mean Kevin Sorbo- you are an automatic Fish Bone in my book! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 7:49 pm

Different World, A - TV Shows
This show looks so dated now, it is really a different world. And hey Lisa Bonet rocks for one reason, she may be boring, but she isnt afraid to do a nude scene in a film, unlike Jessica Alba, so lets give her props for that at least.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 7:37 pm

Jessica Alba - Celebrities
Thanks DolFan, I cannot stand Jessica Alba, How the hell did she play Sue Reed in Fantastic Four? That was just silly as well, but not as bad as the stripper who has clothes, who also was 100% NUDE in the Frank Miller comics- drop dead Jessica Alba, there are 10000's of hotter up and coming actresses and Models who are way better looking than you anyway. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 7:35 pm

Will Smith - Celebrities
Ive never actually met a will smith "fan" all of his stuff from Music, TV to movies are just terrible, Ive often wondered how this wfish eating twit has found any celebrity at all. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 7:34 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Vincent I'm amused by your comments, as with many people Ive read or seen recently declaring Obama or Bush worst president ever, there seems to be no scope of history outside of the last 25 years- Benjamin Harrison, Ulysses S. Grant etc. were by far many times worse than any more recent president. Also, hundres of thousands of American Troops died fighting to stop murdering dictatorships and communist regimes in the last 100 years, do you feel that Lyndon Johnson or John Kennedy are awful presidents for the tens of thousands of troops that died fighting in south east asia? Clinton did some good things, and was weak on Security, Bush was a terrible speaker and was tough on terrorism, and the whole Iraq conflict enforced the UN's resolutions and has installed a semi representative government in place of a murderous dictatorship, and our troops are on the way out soon, thanks to Obama. Calling Bush the "Worst President Ever" makes you sound like a bad SNL skit. Also, New Orleans suffered due to Bush, but also due to some of the most corrupt democratic party politics found in any state in the country, it's easy to find blame all over the place. Chubby Rain- over and out. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 7:33 pm

Radio - Random Topics
It beats smoke signals and tom-toms! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 20, 2009, 6:48 pm

I Dream of Jeannie - TV Shows
Good points about Tony being a dope! Even Larry Hagman has said it was bogus that the single astronaut Tony would NOT let the eager and willing, beautiful Jeannie share his bedroom ! I know they couldn't go very far on 60's sitcoms but having Tony being a stupid prude just didn't work. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 20, 2009, 6:42 pm

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
Yeah, I know that Barney was voiced by Mel Blanc throughout the original series. I was bringing up the fact that he voiced it even while flat on his back after that horrible accident! That's a trouper! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 20, 2009, 6:37 pm

Different World, A - TV Shows
It seems hard to believe now, but this started out as a spinoff for Denise from "The Cosby Show". However; Denise proved to be so boring that she wound up being a virtual extra on her own show before the first season was over- and was frankly barely missed when the show came back the next season! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 20, 2009, 6:29 pm

Will Smith - Celebrities
Remember when he played that smug, snarky superhero in that movie with Charlize Theron? I now believe he was basically playing himself. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 20, 2009, 5:09 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
So it warms your heart to see others share your Delusions huh, George W Bush appointed a guy from the International Arabian Horse Association to run fema which led to the horrible response to hurricane Katrina. And about Operation Desert Fox, ya sure Clinton made mistakes but at least his mistakes didn't cost 4500 American lives and between 1 and 2 trillion dollars! Worst. President. Ever. -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 20, 2009, 5:06 pm

Jessica Alba - Celebrities
HAHA, YOU GO CHUBBYRAIN!!! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!! How can anyone want to play a stripper and then say they're NOT getting naked? You're a STRIPPER!!! It's not as if she was being asked to do a gratuitous nude scene out of nowhere that didn't even fit the movie. Plus I actually saw the one episode of "Punk'd" she was on and let's just say she made Leona Helmsley look like Mother Teresa. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 20, 2009, 5:04 pm

Jessica Alba - Celebrities
This vacuous piece of "Eye Candy" completely boned the fish in the film "Sin City" when she played a STRIPPER and then told directors she didnt want to be naked at all. AND THEY LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT!!! She is a complete Bimbo that now thinks she is above all of that, guess what you are completely replaceabke and have no real talent except your ass- see the other great films like "Honey" and "Into the Blue"- you shake your ass in one film, and wear a bikini in the other. Enough of this tartar sauce covered lousy actor with a nice body- go away now, please! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 4:42 pm

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
They didnt get exactly get rid of Mr. Lucas. In the UK many tv series like this one filmed only about a dozen or so episodes a year. (unlike the United States where tv series run about 25 episodes a year). This took about only 7 weeks. So actors need to find other acting jobs to carry them through the rest of the year. On top of that, the BBC always gave too short notice to the actors about whether or not they intended to renew AYBS for another season. The actors usually left their schedules open for a certain time of the year just in case the show got renewed. Trevor Bannister (Mr Lucas) didnt do that one season. He got himself tied down to a contract to do a play. They tried to alter the schedule of the taping of the show so that he could do both the play and tv series, but it didnt work out. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on June 20, 2009, 2:25 pm

Will Smith - Celebrities
He married Jada Pinkett. His career been going down ever since. -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on June 20, 2009, 8:07 am

King of Queens - TV Shows
This show is very unoriginal. How many times, this formula been used? -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on June 20, 2009, 8:00 am

Different World, A - TV Shows
Im on the fence with late 80's early 90's cool or not cool, it just depends on what it is, but we can all agree A DIFFERENT WORLD was lame.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 4:47 am

George W. Bush - Celebrities
It warms my heart to see people actually presenting the REAL truth as opposed to the liberal media's version of it. All those who thought Bush was the Worst President Ever are about to get a dose of what a REALLY bad president is like! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 19, 2009, 7:43 pm

Different World, A - TV Shows
HEY!!! The early 90s were NOT lame!!! The late 80s, yes. This decade, definitely. But the early 90s not only rocked, they may well be the very last period of pop culture to ever do so now that Big Brother--I mean big business--has completely ruined the "entertainment" industry. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 19, 2009, 7:41 pm

Dark Angel - TV Shows
HA!!! tell it like it is, ChubbyRain!!! I never did get the big deal about her. IMO she doesn't even have that great looking a face, it's a bit pug-like if you ask me. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 19, 2009, 7:39 pm

Papa John's Pizza - Random Topics
I come from New York City. This may sound like an egotistical New Yorker comment, but New York pizza is the best anywhere. I've been in many other states, and the pizza just doesnt compare to New York's. About 8 years ago I took a trip to Los Angeles, CA. Near my motel was a Papa John's pizza place. At that time I never heard of Papa Johns (today there are a few Papa Johns near where I live), but I decided to give it a try. I bought a pie, brought it to my motel room and ate it there. Dont get me wrong. It wasnt BAD pizza, but in taste, quality, and similarity, it was just like a pizza from Dominos. And both places are quite inferior to the traditional pizzas made here in New York by the small business pizza places. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on June 19, 2009, 3:42 pm

Scary Movie - Movie Series
Quite possibly the worst movie series ever. They will lower your intelligence quotient by at least 20 points. I feel dumber when I catch even a clip from this crapfest. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE! Scary Movie and its entire franchise will do to your brain what gangrene does to your arms and legs! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 19, 2009, 1:57 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
I remember when the WTC was attacked in 1993. There are people who bash Bush because he "failed to prevent the WTC attack" when he had less than a year. They say Bush was warned by the CIA and FBI that the terrorists were going to attack again. Compare to Clinton, who had 7 (Yes, SEVEN!) years to prevent it from happening again. It's hypocritical to criticize Bush for "allowing" 9/11 to happen when he was in office for less than a year, but leaving Clinton unscathed when he had 7 years to step up security to prevent an encore. And to the people who get down on Bush for launching attacks against Iraq and Saddam Hussein over alleged nuclear weapons and to topple his regime: Guess what? Clinton did too. Does a little event called "Operation Desert Fox" ring a bell? No? You were probably too caught up in the Lewinsky scandal to remember or notice, since both were taking place at the same time in 1998. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 19, 2009, 1:39 pm

Coldplay - Music Groups
Music to Bone a cold flounder by.... really just bad modern hippy crap. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2009, 12:01 pm

Dio - Music Groups
Dio is Metal- These days he is much more Metal than Ozzy, and Dio was the Ozzy replacement for Sabbath. Now that Ozzy is a total media whore, Dio looks better and better to the metal community.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2009, 12:00 pm

Species - Movie Series
The first was a fun original movie, the sequels fall into the "Jaws 3D" quality of sequel, Fish and All.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2009, 11:58 am

Crank - Movie Series
Jason Statham Films= Auto Bone the Fish Moment from 00:01 -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2009, 11:57 am

Gomer Pyle USMC - TV Shows
Never boned. I used to watch syndicated reruns of this as a kid in the 1970s. However, they pulled it from the free airwaves, and I never saw it again for 30+ years untill they released it season by season on DVD. I rented all five seasons (not all at once, but each time they released a season). And the first episode, the last episode, and all episodes in between were quite entertaining, funny, charming, and delightful. Certainly much more than ANYTHING they put out today. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on June 19, 2009, 11:35 am

Different World, A - TV Shows
Wow, can you sum up how lame the early 90's were? This show was Ground Zero- the music, the fashion etc. Please send a 55 gallon drum of fishsitcks and slaw to Dwayne Wayne immediately! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2009, 5:58 am

Dark Angel - TV Shows
I curse this show for releasing the talentless hack Jessica Alba into more roles. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2009, 5:57 am

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Bill Clinton's getting a nice retroactive resume update here. Sorry Vincent, Bill set up a dangerous powderkeg of stripping national security from boots on the ground to funding for programs that would have prevented terrorist groups from gaining a foothold like they did. USS Cole Bombing, earlier WTC bombing attacks were both signs of what was coming, and the response was firing a cruise missle into an old Terrorist camp. The seeds that were sown under the Clinton Administration blossomed in 2001 under bush's administration. Just like some of Bush's administrations economic issues are fully blossoming under the Obama administration in 2009. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 19, 2009, 5:54 am

Nine Inch Nails - Music Groups
perhaps, but trent is the one who created the song! -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 18, 2009, 8:52 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Bill clinton prevented a couple of terrorist attacks at home and funded programs to track and hunt down terrorist. As soon as bush took over he defunded those programs then 9/11 occured -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 18, 2009, 8:41 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
I didn't really watch Seinfeld that much, except as reruns. It had memorable scenes: the Soup Nazi shouting "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" to customers who rub him the wrong way, and Seinfeld dating the native American woman and trying not to use certain words which could be construed as slurs such as "scalper" or "indian giver". I don't know what to make of the final episode. Why would Kramer join in the fun of mocking a fat guy who's being mugged when he's the most conscientious of the four, and is one of the nicest people in the show? He even goes so far as to record the event on tape. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 18, 2009, 2:00 pm

Bonkers - TV Shows
I remember on Animaniacs, Slappy Squirrel (who was one of the unfunniest characters on the show) made a knock against Bonkers for being unfunny. That joke made me laugh. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 18, 2009, 1:18 pm

David Letterman - Celebrities
When it came to Letterman's comments about Sarah Palin's daughter getting "knocked up" by A-Rod, he alleges that he was referring to 18-year old Bristol Palin (the joke was a reference to her teenage pregnancy), and not the 14-year old Willow. Palin was attending a baseball game, and it was Willow, not Bristol, who was with her mother. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 18, 2009, 12:50 pm

Joey (TV series) - TV Shows
I so wanted to like this show. I gave it a few weeks, and though the apartment was kind of cool and the nephew was a pretty good comedic foil, the rest was as riveting as cold runny oatmeal. They tried to assemble an "ensemble cast" (and I don't intend to compare this to "Friends"; it was supposed to be a different show); but where WAS the "ensemble" feeling here? My pet peeves: The agent (way too obnoxious and scatterbrained; how would she function in the REAL Hollywood? She's useless, Joey get rid of her); Not enough characters for decent plot development; the blond next door doesn't offer much except an apparent disdain for her own life (ALWAYS hanging at Joey's place); and the most obvious; TOO MUCH GINA. While I respect Drea DeMatteo's work on "The Sopranos", her character was not serving any useful purpose: Too rough around the edges. Too many low-cut blouses. Every peripheral male character supposedly "fell for" her. Come on, act your age ya floozy and please develop an existence beyond your brother's apartment! The most interesting episode (character-wise) was the one when Joey threw a party. The kooky attendees were pretty funny; that kept me watching for another couple of eps but then the show reverted to the bland Gina-worship and the stale "duh" slapstick Joey's character had become chronically plagued with. The writers were asleep at the wheel there. Give Jerry Seinfeld a call, for crap's sake. This bunk did not do Matt LeBlanc's talent justice. The show was on fumes season 1. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 12:43 pm

Vanilla Ice - Celebrities
I remember the looks of horror that Beavis and Butt-head gave to each other when they were watching Vanilla Ice's music video. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 18, 2009, 12:31 pm

Vote For The Worst (VFTW) - Websites
I visited this site recently. It looks like the people who raped "the site which must not be named" had their way with VFTW as well. Though I hate American Idol, I didn't really care for VFTW. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 18, 2009, 12:04 pm

Saga - Music Groups
'On the Loose' was had some of the most inventive lyrics and instrumentals (and the video was a good homage to "Bonnie and Clye"). I've often wondered why this band didn't become more famous and lasting! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 18, 2009, 11:09 am

Nine Inch Nails - Music Groups
Vincent 441, by any chance do you think that Lassie's better than 'Old Yeller'? Johnny Cash sang that song as though he'd personally lived every single syllable of it and this was his way of saying goodbye to everyone! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 18, 2009, 11:06 am

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Bill Clinton did not keep us safe. He lowered our defenses so much, the 9/11 attacks took place in 2001. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 18, 2009, 9:59 am

PJs, The - TV Shows
I frickin LOVE this show. I am glad they are currently running it on TVOne. I can't rave enough about the creativity. I would snap up a DVD box set in a Detroit nanosecond. The characters are so fresh (ok, albeit stereotypically done) and the foamation and sets are top-notch. This could have gone on for a few more seasons, but I read somewhere that the NAACP wanted it off the air(??). Whatever. Sensitive much? Come on, if bumbling white guy Homer Simpson and King of the Hill(billies) have staying power, why not the lovable, hysterically funny PJs. This show was so well-done and pee-your-pants hilarious. How could you not love crass but benevolent Thurgood, mild-mannered Muriel, the doddering Mrs. Avery, hapless Smokey, the innocent Calvin and Juicy, fiery Bebe etc. "How the Super Stole Christmas". Genius. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:50 am

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
What has happened to Nick at Nite, those old shows we originally missed by having been born too late or tucked in too early... a fascinating variety of classics that began at 8 PM and entertained us until the wee hours? Several years ago, Nick at Nite's evening kickoff was moved back to 9 PM so that the rugrats could indulge in an additional hour of "Rugrats" (or current lame-O cartoon du jour). That hour's sacrifice was bad enough, but what can be said for an entire two hours a "nite" of Bill Cosby-oriented programs? Granted, I have always been a fan of Mr. Cosby's work. However, "Cosby Show" hardly qualifies as "Classic TV". It is still rotated regularly throughout the day in syndication; where's the *novelty* in seeing this show on Nick at Nite? Legitimate "Classic TV" programs have been bumped to the late-night pasture, when most working folks like me and my husband have long before retreated to bed. The true gems are broadcast when we are either fast asleep or out there barely earning enough to support these ever-ballooning cable bills. An entire hour of "Cheers" is redundant, and the only show worth waiting up for, "All in the Family", is most likely viewed primarily by sleepy security guards or frazzled ER attendings sipping tepid coffee in the lounge between rounds. We have not watched Nick at Nite in quite some time for this reason. At least TV Land retains that long-forgotten "flavor" previously unique to Nick at Nite. If Nickelodeon does not rethink the timing and variety of its "classic" programming lineup, the station is no doubt doomed to be the exclusive domain of rugrats and their out-of-work parents. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:49 am

Everybody loves Raymond - TV Shows
For the first few seasons, "Raymond" was a real keeper. The dialogue and character interplay were tight. While the boorishness of the father-in-law became tiresome, the mother-in-law's relentless criticism of Debra was believable. However, the Raymond character has grown increasingly whiny, inept and buffoonish. Here's a guy who recorded over his only wedding video tape, and couldn't understand Debra's horror and indignation. This guy needs to be watched... closely, lest he burn the house down. I lost interest for most of last season (2001-2002) but gave it another whirl this week. When the *entire* plot was built around Frank's raging denial of his petting a bunny as depicted in a premature eulogy, I knew that was it. I shut the TV midway through the episode. And for crap's sake Raymond, quit running across the street to your overindulgent maternal windbag and BE A HUSBAND! A dead bolt would probably kill the show, but it would solve the in-law problem. Just sayin. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:46 am

George W. Bush - Celebrities
"Dubya's legacy can be summed up in 4 words: He kept us safe." So did Bill Clinton -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 18, 2009, 8:44 am

Bob the Builder - TV Shows
HOW CAN ANYONE RIP ON BOB. I learned how to hang drywall watching this show. I mean, the guy has 3 fingers and has a resume that would humble Norm Abram. Bob isn't whiny, but maybe I'd be after spending the day laying asphalt with a bunch of mechanical yahoos. I can name a couple of Spuds from my office. Wendy kicks ass, she can do anything Bob can do. If he was anatomically correct I'd ask him for a date. Oh yeah, and Lofty rules. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:37 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
Enough with the celebrity worship already! Geez. Discussion of societal issues can be valuable, but please spare us the bling factor of Celeb du Jour. They bore me to tears. WHO CARES about their latest movie, CD, haircut or whatever. And I can find my own books to read too. -- Submitted By: (Lori9) on June 18, 2009, 8:35 am

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) - TV Shows
MCS- what are you talking about the 2002 series was actually a tremendous improvement on the He-Man Franchise. It's a shame that it ended without a proper ending to tie things up, the animation studio was setting up Hordak to really come into his own on the show. If anything the 2002 series UN-BONED the franchise... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 18, 2009, 6:15 am

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) - TV Shows
He-Man never boned, but only if you look at the original cartoon as a stand-alone. The 2002 series was bad. Tela was unlikable, Orko's voice was annoying, Cringer didn't talk, and Prince Adam was a pansy. I did like the new Skeletor and Evil-Lynne but people should not mess with the classics. The live action movie was filmed too cheaply. As for the classic cartoon, yes, the fighting was unrealistic, but this was a kid's show. You cannot show a bunch of gratuitous violence in something like this. As for Orko, while he did provide comic relief, there was a lot of depth to that character and he was an essential part of the series. This movie should be released on the big screen and done right. Give it a PG-13 rating to make it more believable. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 18, 2009, 12:03 am

Home Improvement - TV Shows
Human Lisa Simpson. That is exactly what happened. Genius! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 17, 2009, 11:57 pm

Kid Rock - Music Groups
How did he all of a sudden become a country star? that would be like Brad Paisley all of a sudden doing rap music. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 17, 2009, 11:53 pm

Garth Brooks - Music Groups
While I am not a major fan of country music, Garth Brooks was tolerable for most of the 90s. Then he came out with that "Life of Chris Gaines." WTF???!!! I guess he was supposed to make a movie out of that or something. What was he trying to do with that? Hands down, the most spectacular fish boning in history. Has his career recovered from this monstrosity of a move? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 17, 2009, 11:51 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
Don't turn on the radio either...GEICO commercials abound there as well. -- Submitted By: (neo11) on June 17, 2009, 10:21 pm

Fox News - Random Topics
Fox is about as close to fair and balanced as a modern day cable news network can be. All Fox does is recognize the legitimacy of conservative opinion, and in so doing exposes the hate and bigotry of liberals. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 17, 2009, 7:50 pm

George W. Bush - Celebrities
Dubya's legacy can be summed up in 4 words: He kept us safe. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on June 17, 2009, 7:47 pm

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
The series was good. Then it boned and boned and boned. First, Mr. Grainger left. It was because the actor's (Arthur Brough) wife passed away. I know it's not fair to use a death as a reason a show bones--it's fate, not bad writing or retooling--but the show was just not the same without him. Then Mr. Tebbs took his place. Then he left because his actor (James Hayter) was paid by the Mr. Kipling cake company to withdraw from the series. Then Mr. Lucas left, and was replaced by Mr. Spooner. I agree that Mr. Spooner just lacked what Mr. Lucas had. I wonder why they got rid of Mr. Lucas. Does anyone know? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 17, 2009, 7:34 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I have been a huge fan of JTS from 2003 till 2006. I stopped viewing there site because my jobs firewall would freak because of the cuss words in some of the user inputs. I loved that site and now was able to view it again. Wow! When I went there I thought something was wrong...tv guide...WTF? It looks totally different. It reminds me of any generic corporate celebrity blog site. I can not believe they bought the site just to gut the thing out. It is not even close to being the same. I spent my night looking at what happened and a nice alternative site. Found BTF. Very nice. Thank you! -- Submitted By: (bissenmir) on June 17, 2009, 5:22 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
The show never BTF. It was great from start to finish. The first few seasons had some character development but after that it was perfect. It never got redundant or boring. The final episode was not great but that is far from BTF. Expectations were very high at the time. -- Submitted By: (bissenmir) on June 17, 2009, 4:47 pm

Cabbage Patch Kids - Random Topics
Those things are some of the ugliest and creepiest looking things I have ever seen. Also I still remember parents getting into bloddy fist fights over those things when they first came out. No toy is worth going to jail over, let alone one that ugly. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on June 17, 2009, 11:35 am

AT&T - Random Topics
Any company that tells you that your bill is late three days prior to it being printed has obviously boned. That is exactly what AT&T has done to people and why I am glad I don't have their service. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on June 17, 2009, 11:32 am

Robot Chicken - TV Shows
Adult Swim SUCKS ASS!! Therefore, Robot Chicken is NOT a great show. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 17, 2009, 8:19 am

Youtube - Websites
Youtube doesn't rock AT ALL! And I'm certain that people that vote "Never Boned" are morons. Why so many copyright rules? And besides, a mob could form and sack or overthrow the place that owns the copyright. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 17, 2009, 8:16 am

Nine Inch Nails - Music Groups
Johnny cash's hurt was good, but trent reznor's was better -- Submitted By: (Vincent441) on June 17, 2009, 6:50 am

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
I agree with whoever else voted on Mr. Lucas's departure being the reason. Mr. Spooner was no Dick, that's for sure :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2009, 6:39 pm

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