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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Captain N: The Game Master - TV Shows
I have to agree with the above comments, and while the most obvious Fish Boning should come at the beginning of season 2 when we get introduced to the character of Game Boy (really.... it wasn't a big enough Nintendo commercial as it was??), but in my opinion I think it boned at episode 2. This is the episode where Mother Brian is trying to find a weakness for Kevin so she (somehow) replays the video of right before he gets pulled into Videoland to see which game was troubling him most. Now, those of us that watched the opening credits know it was Punch Out (with a non-green Hippo), but for some strange reason in the show it ends up being.....Bayou Billy?!?? (and a terrible cartoon version, couldnt we have thrown in a clip from the game?) Most of us as kids can usually suspend a little disbelief here and there, but I remember as a kid being totally pissed about this HUGE show flaw!!!!! I was so mad that I only watched two more seasons of the show and called it quits after that! Take that Captain N and Nintendo.. Anyway, I'm getting a little off subjet, I say Episode 2 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2009, 7:28 pm

NickelBack - Music Groups
If you're a fan of NickelBack you hate music -- Submitted By: (SunshineSeoul) on July 8, 2009, 6:26 pm

John Travolta - Celebrities
Gotta be Battlefield earth. Terrible! But they guy was Vinny Babarinom and Danny Zuko...gotta give him props for that. Wild Hogs was pretty bonerific though as well. -- Submitted By: (Linco) on July 8, 2009, 2:16 pm

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
I remember watching this as a little boy with my mom. Great memories! I don't know if it boned or not. Regardless, it is a classic show which could never be duplicated today. -- Submitted By: (Linco) on July 8, 2009, 2:07 pm

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
Gotta be replacing Mrs. Garrett. I think the show adjusted well to the other changes. The run should have ended when Mrs. Garrett left. Although AC is right. Sue Ellen WAS smokin' hot! It was a shame to lose that one. I think i had a little crush on the black haired (Nancy?)girl too. -- Submitted By: (Linco) on July 8, 2009, 2:01 pm

Three Stooges, The - TV Shows
What! Why is this even here? The Stooges are what they are: guys hitting each other with wrenchs and hammers. Super worried about the film adapatation! That could suck in spades. The 3 Stooges should be untouchable. -- Submitted By: (Linco) on July 8, 2009, 1:54 pm

Lost - TV Shows
If this show boned it did it in the 1st episode. Its been off the wall since the pilot. This is an awesome show with a vision. Setting the end date for this show awhile back made it "bone-proof". I can't wait for season 6 to start. -- Submitted By: (Linco) on July 8, 2009, 1:50 pm

KFC - Random Topics
Okay, I never paid much attention to KFC one way or the other until these new smarmy ads boasting about how *their* $5 meal is sooo much cheaper than Subway's $5 meal. That's nice, but is the FOOD better? They somehow never get around to answering that question. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 8, 2009, 12:34 pm

Radio - Random Topics
Radio is obsolete. The problem is, the listener has no choice of what song to hear at any given time. Downloading gave them that choice, and I see no real reason to listen to talk radio either since it's just a bunch of guys screaming or saying the same thing everyone else already is. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 8, 2009, 12:30 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
RAP IS CRAP!!! And it's contributed FAR more to societal decline than so-called "Satanic" rock music. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 8, 2009, 12:27 pm

World Championship Wrestling - Random Topics
It was already bad enough, but when Kevin Nash agreed to let Hulk Hogan pin him after poking him in the chest with a finger, that was the death blow. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 8, 2009, 12:21 pm

Playstation 3 - Random Topics
Playstation 4 already??? LMAO!!! Makes me even MORE glad I didn't shell out a king's ransom for a PS3!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 8, 2009, 12:19 pm

Dancing With the Stars - TV Shows
This pathetic, puerile piece of poop is still on the air??? How??? Why??? Oh, and Stacy Keibler not winning=biggest injustice ever. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 8, 2009, 12:14 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
Pelirojo, you're absolutely right about the timing, and thanks for the correction. I checked the episode listing, and "Burn the School" aired about a year before "Sylvia." Here's what I think happened with my recall of what happened when: Little House originally aired when I was a kid, and I saw it the most during the 70s (having read all of the books, I was probably considered to be part of the "built-in" audience for the show). In the early 80s, I saw the show less and less, and at that time "Burn the School" aired and I missed it. Then I happened to see "Sylvia." Not long after that, I saw a teaser ad that showed Albert blubbering "It was an accident!" and there were smoke and flames in the background -- I thought at the time that he'd been responsible for burning down a barn. That's when I decided I was done with the show. Years later, I heard that there had been a "burn the school" episode and figured that's what the ad I had seen was about. So either they were re-running the "burn the school" episode, or Albert was responsible for torching something else, OR I was completely mistaken about what was in that ad. Whatever ... If I had actually seen all of the episodes in order as they aired, I might have figured "Sylvia" as the BTF moment -- especially because it was pitched as a "very special" episode, which usually indicates a possible boning on the horizon. I have since seen some of the later episodes on Hallmark, but so far not "Burn the School" or "Sylvia." Anyway, after all that rambling, I still stand by "Albert Angst" in general as the reason for Little House boning the fish - the only thing that might change is the specific episode. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 8, 2009, 7:23 am

Classical music - Random Topics
Classical music is still going strong but it boned after 1920s with the introduction of Modernism, Avant-garde, and Post Modernism it was when tonality, harmony and melody was dumped for experimentation. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on July 7, 2009, 11:14 pm

Segway - Random Topics
It boned before day one over the secrecy and snake oil hype how Segway was going to revolutionize transportation as we knew it. The Segway was going to reduce pollution and alleviate city traffic; all it did was to invent a new way to face plant. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on July 7, 2009, 10:44 pm

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
Rush Limbaugh boned when he thought Lawrence v. Texas ruling was a bad thing. Forget whether sodomy is immoral or not but it was there Rush showed Conservatism is not about individual liberty and limited government but protecting institutions while marching towards statism. I.E. Rush's "rule of law rant" -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on July 7, 2009, 10:34 pm

Pet Rock - Random Topics
"Whoever marketted this back in the 70's proved Barnum's adage quite right!" Don't forget the other adage this proves right: A fool and his money are soon parted. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 7, 2009, 1:30 pm

Wendy's - Random Topics
OK, McDonald's is turning into a coffee shop, Wendy's is turning into a Chinese restaurant...what next, Burger King becoming a pancake shop? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 7, 2009, 1:28 pm

Emperor's New Groove, The - Movie Series
Instead of making pathetic sequels to movies, Disney should focus on making good movies. In other words, Disney, stop making movies which are purposely second-rate (like Home on the Range) and easily forgettable computer animated mediocrities. Seriously, who here is a big fan of "Home on the Range"? Or the CGI movies "Bolt" or "The Wild"? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 7, 2009, 12:40 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
Mythigator, I don't disagree with you about the Albert Angst but I think he burned down the Blind School (and his adoptive nephew) before his girlfriend got raped and impregnated by the creep in the clown mask! It's kind of amazing now that with all the stuff that happened that this was considered 'wholesome and family friendly' back in the day. At least the conniving Nellie and Mrs. Oleson were always good for sorely needed humor! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 7, 2009, 12:23 pm

Huckleberry Hound - TV Shows
ChrissyM, Are you saying that Huckleberry should have,instead, been grey due to his Southern accent? OK cartoon timefiller but I wonder if there are there more boomers who remember him than the namesake created by Mark Twain? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 7, 2009, 12:19 pm

DuckTales - TV Shows
DuckTales still rocks!! The show aired while I was in college ... I remember regularly hurrying back to the dorm from class (sometimes even cutting a class) to watch DuckTales on my dinky little B&W TV with rabbit ears and NO cable! Ahhhh, college memories ... my roommate thought I was nuts for liking the show, but that didn't stop me. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 6, 2009, 9:50 pm

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
Day 1 BTF!! Psycho mom, whiny kids (especially Malcolm), dad missing a man card, annoying "whoosh" sound FX when changing scenes ... I could go on and on. It's not a good sign when the most memorable line in the series is a RECURRING -- not even main! -- character saying, via a speech synthesizer, "This thing sucks at sarcasm." -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 6, 2009, 9:41 pm

Kristin Chenoweth - Celebrities
What a beautiful voice. She is really amazing to hear in person. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 6, 2009, 3:24 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Wow I saw the rerun of the 2008 Ralph Wiggums runs for president episode the other day by accident. I cannot tell you how bad this show was, I just turned it off in disgust. I havent watched the SIMPSONS in about 5 years, and used to regularly watch it from the Tracey Ullman Days. What a fish scaling moment to see something that I used to cherish and look forward to become a hard handed political agenda being shoved down my throat, that by the way, wasnt funny at all. Simpsons, you have most certainly BONED THE FISH! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 6, 2009, 1:20 pm

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
Dawn Lyn won the award for the worst child star of all time. There has never been a more annoying child on television. Her brief career ended in the mid 70's with a pathetic appearance on "Wonder Woman" playing a teen in love with her real life brother Leif Garrett. This was beyond gross, the only thing worse would have been casting Donny & Marie as lovers on the "Love Boat" She tortured audiences with her shrill voice and lack of acting skills as "Dodie on My Three Sons" for three seasons. Every show she appeared on Boned The Fish because of her.On Emergency, Gage and Desoto rescued her as a child whose arm was stuck in a swimming pool drain when they should have just filled the pool and saved both shows from Boning the Fish. On the "Streets of San Francisco" at 13 years of age with heavy eyeliner and fully developed she played an eight year old playing with a dollhouse.. Once JTS became popular she wrote in and whined to the site's owner and he took her off of the New Kid in Town category. This along with her nasty comment that was posted, "I have happy memories and no amount of venom spewed can ruin that!" caused a backlash of negative comments leading to over 13,000 votes for killing the show. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 6, 2009, 10:02 am

Huckleberry Hound - TV Shows
A blue dog that talks , I say talks like a Southerner? -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 6, 2009, 8:46 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Am I the only one who gets Rebecca's sense of humor? She was joking. I do have a new theory though. Dawn Lyn is running herself up because nobody remembers her. She may in fact actually be Rebecca. Anyone from that time who never appeared on Love Boat or Fantasy Island truly sucked. Dodie was miscast. They should have hired a cute little blonde girl who at least was potty trained. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 6, 2009, 8:01 am

Joaquin Phoenix - Celebrities
Agreed with rick283 ... I'm still half-hoping that Joaquin will turn up at a press conference -- minus the beard -- fessing up to having punk'd the American public about the rap thing and announcing his next movie. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 6, 2009, 7:42 am

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
Little House had its heyday, but it boned when it morphed into being "Albert's Angst of the Week." I got through the episode where Albert's girlfriend was raped and impregnated by the guy in the clown-like mask, but when Albert burned the school, I was done. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 6, 2009, 7:34 am

Waltons, The - TV Shows
I have to agree about the Curt's Not Dead Ep! Not only was it soapy and cheesy but it also made a mockery of all the previous episodes in which the extended family had mourned him and was completely useless in that Mary Ellen kept seeing Jonesy, Curt was never referred to again in the series and the performer playing the resurrected version was different from the Original Curt. I like to think that this was just a bad pre-wedding nightmare Mary Ellen went through prior to marrying Jonesy. Even without this stinker ep, the show had long since passed its prime even before this with the parents and grandparents being gone. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 6, 2009, 7:19 am

Ren and Stimpy - TV Shows
The first and second seasons of Ren and Stimpy had some lovely animation, music (mostly stock music from APM, KPM and Capitol Records) and had an almost Tex Avery, Bob Clampett or Chuck Jones feel to them. There was the occasional bathroom joke, but the interesting plots, music and animation made up for it. But, when the Third season came around, when John Kricfalusi (the creator) left, it wasn't as good. It still had the same feel of the first 2 seasons, and had several good episodes I can remember, but the animation got plainer and flatter, it relied more on jokes about butts and boogers, but it just wasn't the same. The Fourth and Fifth seasons just ended up being an endless string of toilets, blood and guts, vomit, and just downright nastiness. (They had the some good jokes, 50's references, political jokes, and the like in the final seasons, but It got so nasty and juvenile, just wasn't worth it anymore). The adult party episodes were just nasty. The animation took a turn for the worse (R&S didn't even resemble themselves), the amount of gross out jokes, and sexual humor made it get to the point were it was downright vulgar. God knows what John K. was thinking when he made these 10 years later. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on July 6, 2009, 2:09 am

Johnny Bravo - TV Shows
I never really thought it did, but I think it tried a couple times. the first season had a lot of nice pop culture references, a lot of laugh-out-loud moments, (The Scooby-Doo crossover had me in stitches), and was overall good. The second and third seasons had several changes, Pops and Karl(I personally didn't mind them), A change in the animation (I never got used to the new look of Suzy and other things), Johnny got dumber, and so on, the show kept the zaniness though. The fourth and final season I think tried to go back to the old style of the first season, and was mostly good. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on July 6, 2009, 1:54 am

Waltons, The - TV Shows
When Curt came back from the dead, that was it for me. From that moment on The Waltons morphed into a primetime soap, like that time some chick almost conned Jim Bob into marrying her by pretending that their one-night-stand resulted in a pregnancy. WTF?! But then again, Jim Bob seemed to have a taste for sluts (who wore micro-mini skirts in the early 1940s anyway? Apparently Mrs. Brimmer's niece!) and crazies after the nun dumped him. Oh well. -- Submitted By: (Waltonlover1991) on July 5, 2009, 7:05 pm

Moonlighting - TV Shows
Nothing could top it when they had that brilliant 'Atomic Shakespeare' episode in which a kid viewer imagined Dave and Maddie acting 'Taming of the Shrew' with many clever twists! If they had ended the show with THAT episode instead of going the baby/miscarriage for laughs/Maddie marrying a stranger on a train route, it would have been WAY better! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 5, 2009, 6:43 pm

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
I'm not arguing with the previous comments but I thought I'd share one of my fave lines from the show in which they're trying to get Klinger married to his Stateside girlfriend via shortwave radio and these two Midwest farm wives get on the frequency trading recipes. Colonel Blake frantically explains to the farm wives how they're in Korea in a MASH unit and urgently need the frequency. Without missing a beat one of the farm wives asks if he'd like her recipe for Apple Sauce Cake- to which he gives the classic response "Lady, you ARE a recipe for Apple Sauce Cake!" -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 5, 2009, 6:39 pm

Wendy's - Random Topics
If they're gonna to have faux-General Joe chicken, why not at least serve it with rice and chopsticks? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 5, 2009, 6:33 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
Agree that Ms. Flockhart was way too thin but, even disregarding the star performer's appearance, it also was an unintelligent, meanspirited and unfunny show. Does anyone know anyone who admits to having liked it? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 5, 2009, 6:28 pm

That's My Mama - TV Shows
I liked it a great deal,too. I wished it had lasted long enough for Mama to become Grandma and butt in to her grandkids lives the way she did her grown kids! Also, if Clifton ever did settle down, he and his bride no doubt would have been pestered by her without the slightest break! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 5, 2009, 6:23 pm

Northern Exposure - TV Shows
I discovered it when it first started out as a barely-seen, little-known filler show that few folks knew about but those of us who'd stumbled on it felt as though we'd uncovered a hidden treasure. Needless to say, the 'secret' didn't last long and soon it became a mega hit. While it had a few close calls (and the last Season would have been better skipped), I have to say that I liked how it ended with all the individual characters of the town were just getting ready to shut down for the night but we all knew they'd be back at it the next morning even if we viewers won't going to be around to see it! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 5, 2009, 6:20 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
OK, I am not trying to start arguments here, nor am I taking sides. I'm pointing stuff out: Posts against celebrities are not personal attacks since they are topics, not fellow users. Second, Joe said what Rebecca was doing was borderline stalking. That's not an insult, and I doubt it was intended to be one. But calling Joe "Jobless Bag of Crap", and insinuating he is a drunk, a slob, and too stupid to know what a newspaper is? That was uncalled for. Since I never saw My Three Sons or Dodie, I can neither defend or bash her. Also, if you hate Dawn Lyn, she's a topic in the celebrities section. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 5, 2009, 10:44 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
I confess, I flew to a tiny island just outside of Vietnam and brought back two refugees. I taught one to turn over a 5 minute glass of sand and the other to click on the Dodie button. They vote all day long. The first week I had to give them all the Sushi and Rice Cakes they could eat. At the beginning of the second week, I showed them an episode of "My Three Sons" with Dodie. Now they vote for free. I can't get them to stop. They don't speak a word of English but can still detect bad acting. If I say Dawn Lyn, they plug their noses and spit. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 5, 2009, 8:49 am

Northern Exposure - TV Shows
Still a great show to watch. Check it out on DVD if you've never seen it. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 5, 2009, 8:31 am

A-Team, The - TV Shows
I remember watching this show when I was younger. It really doesn't hold up to watch it today. I can't believe that I liked this. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 5, 2009, 8:30 am

MacGyver - TV Shows
Excellent show. I still catch the reruns. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 5, 2009, 8:27 am

Batman - Movie Series
UnBoned!! George Clooney boned the Bat-fish. Christian Bale brought it back. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 5, 2009, 8:05 am

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
60s Batman still rocks! The show manages to be both cheesy AND cool - a very rare achievement. Don't break out the lemon juice and coleslaw for THIS show; caviar and champagne would be far more appropriate. Cheers! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 5, 2009, 8:01 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Again, it's good to have the Scottish Site's old controversy on here!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 4, 2009, 5:58 pm

That's My Mama - TV Shows
This a good one. I watch this one all the time. i would like to se this show again if it come out on dvd. i would buy it for sure. it really funny.It crack me up. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on July 4, 2009, 5:35 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Somebody be asking what rebecca have against that dodie named Dawn Lyn she made rude comments, she post this on another site cause hundreds of people say she ruined 3 sons with her bad acting and homely looks. here what she say. When I saw this, I just had to comment. First I would like to address the person who mentioned the short dresses. Even at that age, I was extremely embarrassed to be wearing dresses so short, that you could see my diaper. The producers were trying to make me look younger than I was. Now, I want to say that it's a very good thing that I have a sense of humor because most of you people are downright cruel. I am still in touch with the remaning cast members. I love them like my own family. I cherish my memories and the love that I share with those actors, and NO AMOUNT OF VENOM SPEWED AT ME WILL RUIN THAT. No wonder why everybody slam her she nasty. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on July 4, 2009, 5:33 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
This was an excellent show the first season. It Boned The Fish with the writing of the second season. Even the creator of the show apoligized in a magazine article for it sucking so bad. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 4, 2009, 5:00 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
I have to agree Dodie boned "My Three Sons". She was dreadful and couldn't act. How can this sitcom have the most votes when nobody under the age of 40 has ever even heard of it. I did get a kick out of the fight between user Rebecca and joebagodonuts. Hey Joe, you claim that people like Rebecca no longer make this a fun sight by making personal attacks, yet you attacked Rebecca first by calling her a stalker & trashed Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson, Sasha Baron Cohen & More. What a total Hypocrite. Personally I think the two of you would make a great couple. How about changing both of your ID's to (Rebarka) and (JoblessBagOWind) Let's stick to the topic why the show Boned The Fish. It boned the fish because some moron thought it would be entertaining to give some fugly little cross eyed troll of a child air time on TV. Even Mad Magazine called her Dopey. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 4, 2009, 4:58 pm

Pet Rock - Random Topics
Whoever marketted this back in the 70's proved Barnum's adage quite right! It didn't take a rocket doctor to wonder why folks were willing to pay cash for something they couldn't teach to play fetch and they could have dug up freebies in their own backyards! Bogus! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 4, 2009, 3:49 pm

Family - TV Shows
Someone on the Site That Shall Not Be Named once remarked that the mother Kate always seemed to have an expression like she was smelling old fish. It only seems apt here on This Site, to point out that it may have come from her having had to have read the scripts! Sad that stinker this turned out to be the prolific actor James Broderick's (Matthew's dad) swansong. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 4, 2009, 3:37 pm

Welcome Back Kotter - TV Shows
Agree, waltonlover1991. Of course, the last year was by far the worst. Between Vinnie only being on a few times working as a hospital orderly that the other Sweathogs would try to get into trouble (with 'And Special Guest John Travolta' for the billing) after Mr. Travolta's first movie career took off with "Saturday Night Fever" - and Gabe Kaplan having a major falling out with the producer James Komack which resulted in Kotter himself being reduced to almost no appearances, there was virtually nothing for even the diehard fans to cling to. Why they thought the audience would buy MRS. Kotter taking over her absent husband's job when she'd been a barely seen struggling student and mother of baby twins is somewhat of a mystery. Of course, the irony of the show is that it was created after some bigwigs got all excited about Gabe Kaplan's comedy album about his own high school antics yet he's gotten little lasting fame and the show only seems to get shown whenever there seems to be a demand for all things Travolta. As for the other Sweathogs? The only one who seems to even have small amount of residual fame is Horshack! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 4, 2009, 3:32 pm

ABC - Music Groups
Just saw them in Boston- still rock, maybe even more than ever. -- Submitted By: (ClanMcLeod) on July 3, 2009, 8:40 pm

Welcome Back Kotter - TV Shows
This show was pretty lame to begin with. It's only saving grace was its theme song. That's the only reason I watched it. -- Submitted By: (Waltonlover1991) on July 3, 2009, 10:58 am

Laverne & Shirley - TV Shows
The next time I decide to move halfway across the country, I'll be sure to bring everyone I know along with me. Haha, gotta love sitcoms... -- Submitted By: (Waltonlover1991) on July 3, 2009, 10:53 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
You can check out the website traffic from JTS. About one year ago in May they had about 74.000 visitors that month now its just about 7900 visitors a month ( no I didn't forget a zero). I can't gloat but it's delighting to see. I'm sorry TVGuide/Gemstar but you bought a website just to get 7000 visits a month now. Ah the irony. Go to the link below and see the decline from may 2008 to now it's pathetic. Look it up here: http://siteanalytics.compete.com/www.jumptheshark.com/ -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on July 3, 2009, 10:46 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
Pretty well sums it up. (NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on July 2, 2009, 10:52 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
PETA's been part of the lunatic fringe for a long time. But in an ironic twist that O. Henry would have appreciated, they boned the fish when they got uppity about the Pike Place Fish Market guys' treatment of DEAD fish. I've known people who disagreed with PETA's message while still respecting them for sticking to their principles, but now even those folks are saying that with their Pike Place comments, PETA's credibility now stinks like the Tacoma mud flats at low tide. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 2, 2009, 2:41 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Our very first fish scaling Troll!! Has Bone the Fish Boned the Fish??? NOOOOO!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 2, 2009, 1:08 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Bone the Fish's very first user against user fight? It looks more like an insult against Joe from Bone The Fish's very first troll. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 2, 2009, 1:06 pm

Moody Blues, The - Music Groups
charis karali from Athens ,Greece.Yes the moody blues rae the one of teh best classick rock band.But they never play in Athens why? we got Mario Frangoulis at list he brinsg us Justin Hayward in Greece .So whne we see the modies live here and the war of teh wolrds with Jeff Wayne?thats my question the promotresr here forget taht big bands and names they calling every year the shame names scorpions ,deep purple ac/dc thats nice but hwne we see something deifrend in taht Greece? madona came here why the moody blues ?????charis karali -- Submitted By: (moodyblueheart) on July 2, 2009, 12:11 pm

Super Mario World - TV Shows
So? Just because it takes place in Dinosaur Land does not mean it should take place in caveman times. The fact that dinosaurs went extinct about 65 million years ago should not matter for a fictitious cartoon. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on July 2, 2009, 10:38 am

A & E Network - Random Topics
I remember the day, and it wasn't that long ago...2003, maybe? When A&E still showed biographies and cutting edge dramas such as "MI-5" from the BBC. I hate they jumped on the reality bandwagon, as well. Now it should be called "CSI Miami Network". When is that show NOT on? -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on July 2, 2009, 9:11 am

Problem Child - Movie Series
The only cool thing about this fish scaler was that in the 1993 film CAPE FEAR- this was the film that was playing when DeNiro was laughing so hard at the movie theater. This sound bite was then immortalized on the Howard Stern Radio show for many many years as a classic sound bite. At least one of the scraps from this chum bucket had some real use!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 2, 2009, 3:37 am

A & E Network - Random Topics
What the hell happened to the biographies they used to show?? Or anything else that was remotely interesting... -- Submitted By: (Waltonlover1991) on July 1, 2009, 8:56 pm

CSI - TV Shows
To me, it boned when Grisson left. As wonderful an actor as Laurence Fishburne is, everytime I see him, I see Ike Turner. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on July 1, 2009, 3:49 pm

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
I was going to give as a reason "they changed the spherical shapes to hard-as-a-rock, jagged fruit-shaped pieces", but I just remembered that they changed it back a while ago. Good for them! -- Submitted By: (Hanglyman) on July 1, 2009, 3:35 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
While I'm all for the ethical treatment of animals, PeTA has probably done more to hurt that cause than anyone. It seems like just about everything they do is steeped in ignorance, hypocrisy, stupidity and incompetence. I'm talking about things like trying to release into the wild animals that have been domesticated for centuries, protests outside of pet stores for things they didn't actually do, harassing fishmongers for tossing around already-dead fish... I've never heard of them actually doing anything to help animals, it's always something profoundly stupid that makes no positive difference. The difference between serious animal rights movements and PeTA is like the difference between an educated environmental scientist and a stoned hippy who hates National Forests because they're owned by "The Man". -- Submitted By: (Hanglyman) on July 1, 2009, 3:28 pm

Papa John's Pizza - Random Topics
It's far from the best pizza you can buy, especially if you have some good local places, but Papa John's is pretty decent, and MUCH better than some other chains (Dominos and Pizza Hut, I'm looking at you). I give them a "never boned" because while they haven't exactly blown my mind, they've never really disappointed me either. -- Submitted By: (Hanglyman) on July 1, 2009, 3:14 pm

Kool-Aid - Random Topics
Actually, I believe the brand used at Jonestown was a Kool-Aid knockoff, Drink-Ade or something. -- Submitted By: (Hanglyman) on July 1, 2009, 3:08 pm

John Travolta - Celebrities
As horrible as the autism thing is, I have to go with Battlefield Earth, simply because it happened first. It's not like he was just fine until the thing with his son. He Boned the Fish long, long before then. -- Submitted By: (Hanglyman) on July 1, 2009, 2:43 pm

Golden Palace, The - TV Shows
Can we all just agree that this whole mess is simply best forgotten? Utterly lame premise and it turned all three main characters into one-dimensional cartoons. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 1, 2009, 1:57 pm

Sabrina the Teenage Witch - TV Shows
I thought it was a bit lame and wouldn't be surprised if it turned out the laugh-track audience only was there because they'd run out of seats at the "Fat Albert" and "Scooby Doo" studios! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 1, 2009, 1:54 pm

Three Stooges Short Films - Movie Series
The easiest way to avoid the bones is to look at the opening credits and plea "Say it ain't Joe!". Even though Joe Besser was billed as 'Curly Joe', I don't recall him ever being called 'Curly'-just Joe. While Jerome 'Curly'Howard (born Horowitz) was the best buffoon stooge, Shemp was okay. Just remember, if there's less than 2/3rd's Howards in ths Stooge lineup, it's a bummer! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 1, 2009, 1:50 pm

Kool-Aid - Random Topics
I literally went 20+ years without knowingly drinking it once after Jonestown- and I can't say I miss it! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 1, 2009, 1:36 pm

Macarena, The - Random Topics
Not one of my fave dances by any means and I think its biggest sin was that it was played to death but come on, isn't it better than moshing in which injuries are almost a given while trying to 'dance' to stuff that's being screamed instead of sung or line dancing in which everyone's expected to do complicated, exuburant steps and kicks to some of the dullest country music? Still, I'd prefer its ultimate ancestor the flamenco (which has proven immortal) to it any day! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 1, 2009, 1:26 pm

Lost - TV Shows
Your welcome, Dolfan! I'm sure our POVs will soon by buried under tons of posts dissing us for not worshipping this show but I think you said what needed to be said to help balance those out. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 1, 2009, 1:21 pm

Big Mouth Billy Bass - Random Topics
The perfect gift for those relatives one dislikes who live in small apartments with small children! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 1, 2009, 1:18 pm

Axl Rose - Celebrities
Yep. I agree with Chubby Rain. It is, indeed a shame that Axl had so many demons (or was possessed by so many demons?), as he had the rock world at his fingertips in the late 80's. "Appetite for Destruction" is one of those "defining moment" albums. A classic. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on July 1, 2009, 11:45 am

Desperate Housewives - TV Shows
Guilty. I watch and have since inception. However, I may have to stop this season since they will now have Drea DeMatteo playing a guidette. -- Submitted By: (Sleepy) on July 1, 2009, 10:47 am

Wentworth Miller - Celebrities
Prison break was awesome, he played his role very well. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on July 1, 2009, 9:56 am

Billy Mays - Celebrities
RIP shamwow! A full-volume pitchman, amped up like a candidate for a tranquilizer-gun takedown. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on July 1, 2009, 9:57 am

Transformers - Movie Series
Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And how do Mikaela's pants stay so clean? -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on July 1, 2009, 9:39 am

Transformers - Movie Series
Loved the new movie, was fun. You knew what you were going to get. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on July 1, 2009, 9:34 am

Farrah Fawcett - Celebrities
RIP the last true pinup girl. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on July 1, 2009, 9:33 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
Right now MJ is some type of world savior. How easily people forget not to long ago he was hanging children over a balcony and sleeping with children. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on July 1, 2009, 9:30 am

Tony Romo - Celebrities
Boning the Simpson = boning the fish. 'Nuff said! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 1, 2009, 7:08 am

Surface - TV Shows
I was disappointed with the last episode not resolving the storyline, but considering how abruptly NBC yanked the rug out from under this series, it was understandable. I was hoping, though, that at some point a finale had been produced and might find its way to DVD even if it was never aired. No such luck, though: The DVD just had the episodes, and no indication of an actual ending, so I didn't buy it. And for me that was the BTF moment ... which is an appropriate turn of phrase considering what the show was about, but not entirely appropriate because we don't know for whether the critters in the show had bones or even qualified as fish (in the taxonomic sense). To be perfectly on the mark, we'd have to say that Surface de-skeletonized the crypto-ichthyoid. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 1, 2009, 7:03 am

Sabrina the Teenage Witch - TV Shows
I agree with DolFan that while it's not necessarily a BTF moment, it doesn't speak all that well for the series when one of the aunts is hotter than the hyped-up marquee teenage star. I guess that makes STTW a good show for MILF fans - or, in this case, AILF (or WILF) fans! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 1, 2009, 6:52 am

Raising the Bar - TV Shows
My girlfriend and I watched the first couple of episodes because the teasers made it look like Law & Order on steroids. Unfortunately, it turned out to be "Law & Order meets Melrose Place": Half of the characters are sleeping with the other half, or stabbing them in the back, or -- in at least one WEIRD instance -- both. That's when we decided to move on. I like a good legal drama, but this one is Pike Place Fish Market material. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 1, 2009, 6:45 am

Snuggy - Random Topics
Why buy a Snuggy if you can just put 3 holes in your own blanket? -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on July 1, 2009, 3:46 am

Macarena, The - Random Topics
A star is going to make another cheesy summerhit with it mix some new tunes and there's Macarena 2010. I hope I'm wrong. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on July 1, 2009, 3:34 am

Beethoven - Movie Series
The first one was a good family movie. The second was pretty good except for the teen angst crap with the oldest daughter. Once you start getting rid of the original cast, it is time to hang it up. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 30, 2009, 10:19 pm

Emperor's New Groove, The - Movie Series
Disney should not make sequels. Period. Maybe their sequels are part of the reason they themselves boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 30, 2009, 10:16 pm

Super Mario World - TV Shows
The cartoon is set in caveman times because the game took place in Dinosaur Land. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 30, 2009, 10:09 pm

Smallville - TV Shows
How long are they going to drag this series out? When Clark becomes a grandfather? I also agree that it is just Dawson's Creek with kryptonite. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 30, 2009, 10:07 pm

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