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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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National Football League (NFL) - Random Topics
Completely agree, DolFan. Tagliabue was MUCH better as Commish. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 3, 2009, 8:22 pm

America's Funniest People - TV Shows
It breaks my heart to say it, but America's Funniest People was a Day One BTF, starting with its premiering by means of a seamless segue from America's Funniest Videos to America's Funniest People (initially called "America's Funniest ... Part 2) with no warning whatsoever that a different show was coming on. Pretty sneaky move there, ABC! The reason it breaks my heart is that this is the only show that someone I know actually appeared on. AFP was doing some "talent taping" in my hometown, and one of my co-workers decided to throw his Christopher Lloyd impression into the ring. As it turned out, there were two Lloyd impressionists present, so AFP taped 'em both at the same go: The two guys walked into the frame, bumped into each other, and had a dialogue that went something like "I'm Christopher Lloyd!" -- "No, I'M Christopher Lloyd! Who the hell are YOU?" Goofy, but good for a grin or two. But unfortunately, not good enough to keep the show from boning the fish. AFP had its good moments, but never really built up any height to fall from, which makes it a Day One BTF. So ... What wine goes best with Jackalope and boned fish? -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 3, 2009, 8:19 pm

Coca Cola Company - Random Topics
They dropped the biggest bollock ever when they tried to launch Dasani water in the UK. The papers soon had them on the run once they found out it was just purified tap water (like in the 'only fools and horses' episode where Del tries to sell bottled tap water), then once it got out that their purification process produced bromate, it was all over. They left with tail between legs and have never tried to relaunch it since! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
Muboshgu, last I checked the Dixie Chicks haven't attacked Obama yet, so I don't know what you're talking about :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 3, 2009, 5:53 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
"Undermines all that Bush did"??? Are you people serious? I hope he undoes all of the mistakes Bush caused. -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 5:42 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
My goodness Stephanie, tell us what you really think. White trash? That's kind of rough isn't it? Why do you hate people for trying to save a little money on groceries and necessities? Wal-Mart carries a selection of name brand and it's own Great Value brand. I am a long time subscriber of Consumer Reports and I've seen Wal-Mart brands match or even beat name brands in term of quality and value. I suppose People like Stephanie would prefer that a single store have a monopoly which would force us all to shop at the same place and pay whatever they want us pay. Stephanie, you wouldn't want all that "white trash" shopping next to you now would you? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:34 pm

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
I don't think Ted disses men who don't hunt, he just disses the girly men who think it's insensitive for him to hunt. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:23 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
When a television show is picked up they don't have any idea if the series will last one season or twenty. For this reason the producers must remain flexible and make necessary changes as actors leave or grow up. For this reason I don't automatically assume a show boned the fish when someone joins or leaves the cast. My Three Sons was successful and had a nice long run and it's only logical that one or two of the sons would move out, get married, and have children. They can't just change the name of the show to My Three Sons, A Daughter In Law, and their little kid. Dawn Lyn didn't kill this show because it never boned. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:19 pm

Barnaby Jones - TV Shows
I loved Buddy Ebsen in the Beverly Hillbillies but I never watched Barnaby Jones. If I had I don't think I would find myself sitting in front of the television stabbing a knife into the sofa chanting Dawn Lyn's name over and over. Do you hear me Rebecca? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:06 pm

Adam-12 - TV Shows
I loved this show and I don't remember Dawn Lyn. They had to have guest stars as part of the stories and I'm sure Dawn Lyn did a fine job for a child actress. Stop your hatin' -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:03 pm

Streets Of San Francisco, The - TV Shows
I didn't watch this show but it wasn't because poor little Dawn Lyn made a guest appearance. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:02 pm

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
What did Dawn Lyn's appearance have to do with making Wonder Woman bone the fish. I suppose Rebecca would have done a much better job. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 4:59 pm

Netdisaster - Websites
For those not familiar with this site, Netdisaster gave you the opportunity to 'deface' any website of your choosing with a chainsaw, dog poo, cow poo, spraycans, and many other ways. It took a snapshot of the page and used Flash to simulate the 'defacement'. It didn't actually do anything to the real web page! It's recently been taken down after complaints from Yahoo! and eBay, the former being all the more surprising since it was Yahoo! who gave an award to Netdisaster some years previously. So the fish has been boned by the large corporations, what a shock! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 4:58 pm

Emergency! - TV Shows
Emergency was a great show but why are we hating Dawn Lyn for being on the show? Wouldn't any of you have taken the role if you had it offered to you? I fail to see what is so funny about making fun of a poor little girl who was just trying to break into acting and make a little money. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 4:57 pm

Kerrang! magazine - Random Topics
where to start here? What was once a great magazine covering Metal and rock, has become a trendy waste of paper which you just know to be steered by focus groups and committees. Definitely the decline began when it got bought by EMAP (now Bauer Media), all the great writers left, replaced by trendies that told the readers what they should like, as opposed to informing them what is out there and leaving it to the readers to make their own minds up. As time went on it became less concerned with whether the bands were good, and more concerned with how 'cool' they were. As demonstrated by their incessant bandwagon-hopping, grunge/ska-punk/nu-metal/emo/screamo... I give up! Worse than the NME and that is saying something! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 4:54 pm

Jesse Jackson - Celebrities
As long as there are people who make their living off of racism like Jesse, we'll always have problems with racism. If racism suddenly ended Jesse might have to get a real job and actually contribute to society for once. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 4:44 pm

Amir Khan - Celebrities
Definite bit of fish-boning, signing with Frank Warren. Since then he's been carefully matched up against opponents not likely to give him trouble, even then he was put down by Willie Limond, who is not renowned for having a big punch. He was found out against Prescott, got a very fortunate decision against Barrera (cuts, should have been declared no-contest) before winning out against Kotelnik. Until he takes on Prescott in a rematch and then the best of the challengers (not those Frank hand-picks), the fish remains boned! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 4:42 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
The biggest BTF moment is going to occur next month as Nick is going to change the familiar splat logo first introduced in 1984 to a generic orange retro-fonted "nickelodeon" logo. This is bogus because not only was the orange splat their offical logo, it was part of many people memories of the old days of the channel. I can remember countless commericals that had the splat in so many variation (lightbulbs, animals, blimps, hell even disco suits for dancing dogs). But i'm seriously not suprised by this move, Nickelodeon has already gone down the drain with all the crappy shows they have on now. I guess this is the final good bye to the Nickelodeon me and countless others we loved and cherished while growing up. -- Submitted By: (tvfan) on August 3, 2009, 3:41 pm

Hugo Chavez - Celebrities
King Juan Carlos I of Spain said it best about Chavez: "Por que no te callas?" (Why don't you just shut up?) -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 3, 2009, 11:45 am

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
I hate Wal-Mart, not because of the products but because of the kind of people that shop there. It's like a convention for whitetrash. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 3, 2009, 11:17 am

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Why is this girl famous? No. seriously. Why? She has an average voice, at best except when she's performing live...and then it's just, well, embarrassing. No real talent here at all. She's also a redneck. Shows up at some country music awards show on stage, with no shoes on. I mean, really. Thank you so much for setting us southern folks back about 100 years. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 3, 2009, 11:09 am

Jaws - Movie Series
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" has gone down as one of the best one-liners in movie history. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 3, 2009, 10:59 am

Derek Jeter - Celebrities
He's a consummate professional. -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 10:30 am

South Park - TV Shows
"Scott Tenorman Must Die" as a reason??? That was the greatest episode of the whole series! -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 10:27 am

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
Yeah... how dare they criticize the most unpopular president with the most flawed policies in recent history. -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 10:22 am

Led Zeppelin - Music Groups
How could anyone say "Day 1"? -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 9:51 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
I agree with the money comment, who could turn down millions of dollars? my gripe with Hein is that he is on HOWARD STERN EVERY DAY- and says nothing about this- that is what makes him a lemon coated, fish boning sellout. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 3, 2009, 5:46 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
I cant say I blame Jon Hein. If someone waved a 7-8 figure check in my face for my website, I know I'd sell out too. That is unless my site was bringing in at least 6 figures to me annually, then I would hold on to the site and wouldnt sell out. I do wonder how much money Jon Hein was making from his jumptheshark website when he still owned it. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 2, 2009, 7:53 pm

Adventures of Superman - TV Shows
When Joey runs his last race, don't worry Alice after he is turned into glue the children's charity will get the money from the sale and the glue. Waste not want not I suppose. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on August 2, 2009, 7:52 pm

Family Matters - TV Shows
Great show. Never jumped. (Damn right I said it) -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 7:31 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Probably because he sold one of the greatest TV-related websites of all time just to line his pockets. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 7:26 pm

American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) - Random Topics
These people are the closest thing to Communism in America today. The ACLU's employees should be fired, and their leader should be rotting in a prison cell for supporting the infringement of others' beliefs. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 5:36 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
I KNEW it!!! Obama's changing America all right, but only for the WORSE!!! If this government health care thing passes there will actually be MORE Americans without access to health care than ever before, and the quality of care will plummet to Third World nation levels! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 5:09 pm

Tattoos - Random Topics
Tattoos used to be a mark of individuality. Now they're actually a mark of conformity, since not only do millions of people now get them on a lark, but get mostly the same ones everybody else has! Now having a tattoo is a sure sign one is a mindless sheep who only likes what everyone else does. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 5:05 pm

Jane Fonda - Celebrities
Not these days Robert, not with the America hating libbies in charge! Oh, to have lived to see the day!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 5:03 pm

National Football League (NFL) - Random Topics
Roger Goodell (or as I call him, Badell) has got to be on the short list of the worst commissioners in sports history! It's like he's actively trying to ruin the NFL on purpose! If anything, he deserves his own BTF category! Where do I begin...how about his alleged "tough stance" on criminal thugs that turned out to be a myth? Or passing rules taking the contact out of the game? Or this silly insistence on having NFL teams in Europe? Or deciding the schedule absolutely HAS to be increased to 18 games for literally no reason? Or catching the Patriots cheating red-handed and literally going out of his way to cover it up? Or doing all of this while refusing to address REAL problems, like increasingly horrendous officiating? I'm on to you, Badell! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 5:01 pm

American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) - Random Topics
When they started defending terrorists. 99.99999% of these terrorists in Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, etc. AREN'T AMERICAN! Yet the ACLU are defending these guys, trying to get them better prison treatment, US court dates, or outright freedom. You guys are the AMERICAN Civil Liberties Union, not freakin' Amnesty International! (Another organization that boned the fish long ago...) -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on August 2, 2009, 4:59 pm

LeBron James - Celebrities
ScottyB and I are on the same wavelength today! :-) And what's with this "King" James garbage??? He's not MY king! Hell, he can't even rule his own league, let alone anyone else! LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:55 pm

Tom Brady - Celebrities
Already the mediots are back to calling him "Tom Terrific" again. (Groans.) Now that they can't fellate Favre (for the time being anyway) Brady will get TWICE as much of it! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:50 pm

Twitter - Websites
DIE TWITTER!!! DIIIIIIEEEEE!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm

Profanity - Random Topics
Wow...I'd hate to have to constantly be around the people who think profanity rocks! Not that I don't indulge in it from time to time but I'm not going around telling people it's something that "rocks" either. Probably because I'm 36 instead of 16. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:47 pm

Olympics, The - TV Shows
There's just no reason to care about so-called 'sports" that are suddenly trotted out on TV only when the Olympics happen and completely ignored by the very same media hyping them up for the rest of the time. And besides, most of these "sports" are judged in the same ludicrously subjective way as beauty pageants, to the point where I openly wonder if the judges are even watching the same event I am. Not to mention the Olympics has become yet another forum for everyone to bash American "jingoism", as if people in every other nation are perfectly civilized and mature. (Rolls eyes.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:43 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Why do I get the feeling Jon Hein would sell out the human race to invading aliens if they gave him the right offer and then act as if he was doing the rest of us a favor? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:38 pm

American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) - Random Topics
The ACLU goes out of its way to protect the worst people in America while completely ignoring or even trampling on the civil liberties of those of us who aren't criminal thugs. I'm utterly convinced they want America as we know it destroyed. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:35 pm

Political Correctness - Random Topics
PREACH IT SCOTTYB!!! Political correctness is the biggest threat to free speech America has ever faced. It's straight out of George Orwell's 1984 novel. And it was invented by liberals! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 4:33 pm

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I remember back when David Letterman was off for his heart surgery, Bill Cosby was a guest host for at least one episode. I remember Bill sitting in a guest chair and when someone asked why, he said the 'big' chair is David's and out of respect, Bill decided to sit in the guest chair. To me that showed how much class he has. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on August 2, 2009, 1:45 pm

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
I know, but calling them an "idiot" is going a little too far, wouldn't you agree? -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 1:41 pm

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
However, Pelirojo, he does have his favorite Chuck Norris Facts and even read some on the Best Damn Sports Show. According to Wikipedia, he's suing due to "trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights." -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 1:40 pm

Sims, The - Random Topics
Way too much maintenance, especially in "Urbz: Sims in the City". If my Sim wasn't tired, he was hungry. If he wasn't hungry, he had to take a shower. If it wasn't that, he had to use the toilet. If it wasn't THAT, it was............ The point is, I couldn't talk to other Sims or be social because every second I spent playing that game was spent on fulfilling this guy's rapidly decreasing levels. MySims is much better. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 1:26 pm

Las Vegas - Random Topics
Las Vegas is awesome. The best hotel is, by far, the New York-New York. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 12:08 pm

Craigslist - Websites
The list of controversies continues; recently, a seller in Miami agreed to sell a man a PS3 for $160, but when the deal was about to be made, the seller took the money and ran. He was eventually caught, though. A PS3 for only $160? That stinks to high heaven of suspicion. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2009, 11:43 am

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
I'd buy SMB4! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2009, 11:12 am

Stephen Baldwin - Celebrities
Millions of dollars in debt. No wonder he's in reality shows. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2009, 10:12 am

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
Actually, in this case it does. After Nintendo came out with SMB3, they failed to restore the magical charm of SMB3 to future games. What we need is a resurrection of the NES and a Super Mario Bros. 4. If an SMB4 should be made, it should have what I suggested in my first comment here, plus the same power-ups and more. Remember in SMB3 we had Small, Super, Raccoon, Fire, Tanooki, Frog, and Hammer Mario/Luigi? SMB4 should have all of that, plus things like Boomerang, Sledgehammer, Cannonball, and Bullet power-ups. Sounds interesting, huh? -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on August 2, 2009, 9:35 am

LeBron James - Celebrities
Couldn't agree more, DolFan. When the Cavs win, it's mostly LeBron's doing, but when they lose, it's his teammates' fault. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 9:11 am

Dwayne Wade - Celebrities
Ref treatment, without question. The Mavericks should have won the '06 Finals, no doubt about it. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 9:08 am

Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The - TV Shows
Great show. I liked the episode where Billy turns into that superhero who eats Heifer Farms yogurt. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 9:03 am

Courage the Cowardly Dog - TV Shows
An excellent show. That episode with the zombie standing outside the house saying "Return the Slab, Return the Slab, or suffer my curse" scared me. I couldn't watch it for two years. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 8:57 am

CHiPs - TV Shows
Ponch and Jon come upon a broken-down van full of Playboy bunnies on their way to a charity event at a roller disco. They want to spend the night at Jon's place but he isn't sure. -- Submitted By: (JohnWest) on August 2, 2009, 8:55 am

Screamer videos - Random Topics
Day one, without a doubt. I hope the creators of these screamer videos realize that people with heart conditions could stumble on these videos, not knowing what they are, and could very well suffer a heart attack or another related problem. I myself have fallen prey to a screamer video, and let me tell you, it is not fun. It really does have a lasting psychological effect on you. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 8:54 am

Political Correctness - Random Topics
Political correctness is a crock of shit. It's almost funny how it protects certain groups at the blatant expense of others. PC is simply a tool that the ACLU and other Communist organizations are using to erode this country from the inside out. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 8:49 am

Miami Vice - TV Shows
As the leading edge of the Baby Boom closed in on 40 and angst gave way to acquisition, this show was like a beautiful blonde trophy wife: not much going on between the ears, but so visually arresting that who cares. Gorgeous mise en scene full of neon and lush pastels, cutting-edge men's fashions, innovative use of electronic music by Jan Hammer. Tried to hit more serious subjects after the first couple of years, as though anybody wanted to look at serious in the 1980s. -- Submitted By: (JohnWest) on August 2, 2009, 8:41 am

Doctor Who - TV Shows
Lets give credit for finally showing the Daleks go up steps- and now THE UNIVERSE! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 2, 2009, 8:16 am

Voltron: Defender of the Universe - TV Shows
The original, uncut Japanese version of Lion Voltron called "Beast King GoLion" is on DVD in the US in three DVD sets. I strongly suggest people watch this version instead; it's a lot better. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on August 1, 2009, 9:43 pm

National Football League (NFL) - Random Topics
Commissioner Goodell is a pansy. No more "cheap shots" at quarterbacks anymore because pretty boy Tom Brady got hurt. I guarantee you if it happened to any other quarterback, this rule wouldn't exist. No more "excessive blocking" because of what Hines Ward did to that defender, along with the myriad of other "softening up" rules that were implemented. What's next? Do the players have to wear tutus over their uniforms now? Are we going to have tea parties at halftime? Boy, I can't wait for next season! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 8:28 pm

Jonas Brothers - Music Groups
Still Rocking (to the tween set) but watch out, Teen and adulthood is just around the corner. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 1, 2009, 7:52 pm

American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) - Random Topics
Boned when first, ACLU forgot it was suppose to be about individual liberty not civil liberty. Second forgetting that individual liberty does not infringe on the individual liberty of others. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 1, 2009, 7:44 pm

April Fools' Day - Random Topics
Maybe April Fools' Day is why I'm not so quick to trust people. Some people take it WAY too far. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 7:15 pm

Osbournes: Reloaded - TV Shows
This may be the closest contender to "Turn-On" for the shortest run in TV history. Other programs have only run for one episode. Turn-On usually takes the crown for having been pulled off the air in mid-broadcast in some markets. This comes close by having been edited down from 60 to 35 minutes before its first and only broadcast on March 31st 2009, and because at least 16 Fox affiliates chose not to show it at all. (I did some checking before listing this program here, as I was initially suspicious based on the March 31st air date that this was an early April Fools joke!). -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 1, 2009, 6:46 pm

American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) - Random Topics
I could not agree more with the first choice. The ACLU is the biggest group of hypocrites in the history of the living world. They want freedom of expression. Freedom of expression, that is, for everyone except Christians. These so-called supporters of freedom are the most hateful and intolerant group of people in the US today, and they are a cancer that this nation would undeniably be better off without. ACLU= Anti-Christian League of Unpatriotism. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 6:41 pm

Doctor Who - TV Shows
Daleks were seen to be able to climb stairs in 'Remembrance Of The Daleks' (1988) and of course in the more recent revival ('Dalek', 2005) where the characters actually joke that they cannot climb, only for the Dalek to 'ELEVATE!!' -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 1, 2009, 5:03 pm

Olympics, The - TV Shows
It's not the Olympics' fault that the backstories are shown, it's the US network's! During all those lengthy 'interviews' about 6th generation Swiss goatherders, there are plenty of OTHER competitions that could be broadcast but instead the network opts for 'interviews' or making the Olympics about one or two 'stars' instead of letting the TV audience judge for ourselves what we think of ALL competitors in all competitions re atheletic ability! Other nations' coverage doesn't focus on 'interviews' to the extent of the US's, believe you me. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 1, 2009, 3:59 pm

Late Show with David Letterman - TV Shows
And to think, at one time, I thought Leno was funnier and more clever than he! Egads! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 1, 2009, 3:52 pm

Oregon Trail, The - Random Topics
Give me the Cape Horn Yankee Clipper any day over this! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 1, 2009, 3:45 pm

Disney - Random Topics
Oh, I can think of another boning time for Disney. A late friend of mine had been paralyzed by polio back in the 1950's and grew up spending summers getting therapy in Warm Springs, Georgia (yes, the very same place President Roosevelt vacationed at and eventually died in). Anyway, my friend said that every other studio would let the facility run '3rd run' movies for free so those patients who never would have had the opportunity to be leave the facility to watch the movies in 'first run' theatres (full price when they'd first premiere) or 'second run' showings (discounted prices- usually at drive-ins) could view them in their insitutions. However: according to my late friend, NEVER did Disney allow the crippled patients see any of their movies at Warm Springs! Why? Evidently, they didn't want to take the chance of patients' families, insitutional staff,etc. skipping those showings in which the studio would charge for to see grainy, skipping and badly spliced versions for free that the patients had no choice to see. Yep, if what my late friend said was true,Disney seemed to care more about not chancing freebies than letting badly crippled children see their movies! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 1, 2009, 3:42 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
Oh, I think it boned from way back. Remember when after the announcer would tel what the next show was, they'd have a post-Walt Mickey's voice pipe up "That sounds GREAT!" ? Just ONCE I'd have liked Mickey to have said something like "I've seen better.", "Not bad but nothing to write home about" or "That sounds AWFUL but that was all we could get!" Of course, I haven't watched it in years since that they've dumped every one of their classic shows and cartoons in favor of the tween trends of the moment! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 1, 2009, 3:27 pm

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
Irony, of course, is that Chuck Norris himself has been trying to sue the author of a book attributing all manner of diety-like powers to him. Does one bone if one sues instead of laughing off or revelling in a published work claiming superhuman attributes on one's behalf? Decide for yourselves. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 1, 2009, 3:18 pm

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
I, personally, have been a huge SpongeBob fan ever since I saw the episode "Chocolate with Nuts". However, I do admit that the latest episodes have been packed with SpongeBob screaming and becoming less intelligent, Patrick becoming even MORE stupid, and Mr. Krabs becoming stingier as time goes on. The pre-movie episodes are also better overall than the post-movie episodes. It just hasn't been the same since Stephen Hillenburg left. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 2:58 pm

Nanny, The - TV Shows
Great show. I like the rivalry between Niles and CC. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 2:54 pm

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
Hey Eugene, I have the first four books in that "Complete Peanuts" set. Without a doubt, the greatest and most legendary comic strip of all time, anyone who thinks otherwise is crazy. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 2:52 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
The poor dolphin. :( -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2009, 2:05 pm

Billy Mays - Celebrities
You know what, Chubby Rain, that probably is true. Hooray for soap! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 1:43 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I'd pay cash money to know that kitchenbreak- everyone should make fun of them on their site- they deserve it! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 1, 2009, 1:10 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Well Chubby our old comments are bag and the old articles appeared again what is going on over there? -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on August 1, 2009, 12:37 pm

Flip Wilson Show, The - TV Shows
Flip Wilson was brilliant but for 1960's TV culture, Fip's vulgarity and pushing the envelope was ahead of it time. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 1, 2009, 12:35 pm

Jane Fonda - Celebrities
I'm guessing treason's no longer a crime in America these days... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2009, 11:36 am

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
Chuck Norris never boned a fish. Fish can only dream of him boning them. We're talking about a guy who hides in the Boogeyman's closet here. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 11:36 am

iCarly - TV Shows
Great show. The first ever to include original viewer content. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 11:33 am

Timon & Pumbaa - TV Shows
Possibly the worst movie-based cartoon series I have ever seen in my life. It had so many problems, and it seemed like they were put there on purpose. You hardly ever saw Simba, whom the movie was named after. They introduced human characters, when humans had no place in the world of the Lion King. While nearly all cartoons based on movies recycled the jokes from their respective movies, this one took it to a whole new level. Let me tell you the story of how Timon and Pumbaa came to be: Once upon a time, a group of writers sat together in a room planning the cartoon series which would later be known as Timon and Pumbaa, because their boss, having seen the success of the movie, ordered a cartoon series to be made. The head writer cleared his throat and said, "OK, let's take a scene or quote from the movie and use that in each episode, then just throw something together to make a basic plot!" Another writer exclaimed, "Ooh! Ohh! I got one! Remember when Simba looks at his reflection? Let's put that in the cartoon!" Another writer leapt from his chair and said, "Remember when Simba told Timon and Pumbaa that the stars are the great kings of the past? They laughed at him and Timon asks, 'What MOOK made that up?' Let's have him call everyone a mook in every episode!" The other writers applauded the ideas, then added their own, which were also applauded. And no matter how awful the ideas got, they still used them in a Timon and Pumbaa episode. The End! ...And don't get me started on Pumbaa and his gas problem. They milked that joke for all it's worth, and then some. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2009, 11:15 am

Captain N: The Game Master - TV Shows
A bad show made even worse by retconning! This fish keeps on boning! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2009, 10:31 am

Oregon Trail, The - Random Topics
Is it me, or does anyone else notice that your party is more likely to die if they're named after family members? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2009, 10:16 am

Disney Channel - Random Topics
This is insane! As another person mentioned, the only time you ever see Mickey anymore is on the logo. How, in the name of God, do shows like Hannah Montana, Jonas, and the Suite Life of Zack and Cody have ANYTHING to do with Disney? Walt must be turning over in his grave right about now. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 8:56 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Yeah, to top it all off, he doesn't say ANYTHING about what TV Guide did to his site. I wonder if he knows about BTF. Whatever the case, break out the lemon juice, the slaw, the tartar sauce, and the vinegar, for this is one man who has truly sodomized the dolphin. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 8:50 am

Barry Bonds - Celebrities
Barry Bonds-762* career home runs. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 8:45 am

Olympics, The - TV Shows
Never cared, never will. BOOOOOOOOOOORING -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 1, 2009, 5:51 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
I feel that BTF is now superior after 4 months than "Jump the Shark" ever was. More categories, more options, and a fired up user base. This site has gotten more populare each month it has been online since 3/09. Jump the Shark is an embarrassment, and so Is Mr. Hein at this point , not for selling the site ( hey wouldnt millions make any of sell out?) but for not slamming TV Guide on the most popular radio show on the planet (HOWARD STERN) where he is on the show EVERY DAY!!! Jon Hein you sir are a lilly livered sellout. Get some Slaw to this man ASAP! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 1, 2009, 5:48 am

GANTZ - TV Shows
FLCL? Gantz the Anime ended due to budget and contrct, the last storyline was made up for the anime (after the Buddha Statue Mission) the Manga is STILL GOING ON IN JAPAN! Dark Horse Comics is serializing the Printed Manga, so I will see what actually happened after the Buddha Statue Mission. Higest possible recommendation for this in the Animated and Print format! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 1, 2009, 5:46 am

Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The - TV Shows
"That better be sweat running down your leg, Boy" ROTFL -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 1, 2009, 12:11 am

Paparazzi - Random Topics
I'd say that the paparazzi are pond scum, but I don't want to insult pond scum. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 1, 2009, 12:07 am

Ann Coulter - Celebrities
Ann's sarcasm amp goes to 11 ... proves the left can dish it out but can't take it -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 1, 2009, 12:04 am


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