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#overused -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on September 17, 2014, 10:29 pm

McDonalds - Random Topics
Super Size me was stupid in itself. Basically it was just some idiot who made it a goal to eat McDonalds for a set number of time. What was that idiot expecting to be the end result? Here's a secret to you fat people out there who actually make McDonalds your breakfast, lunch and dinner as well as desserts. As well as raid their dollar menu, too. It isn't the food. It's you fat fucks with no self-control left in your lives that MADE you fat. It is because of your fat-sausage waving fingers blaming McDonalds for your irresponsibility that McDonalds decided to suck. They decided to try and be healthy after gladly taking the title of being the place where greasebomb burgers are made and Super-Size galore reigned supreme. You fat people make every case sound like someone put a gun to your head while stuffing a Big Mac down into your mouth. The thing is, you can have McDonalds once every now and then. Only if you take the time to remember any process in your brain that you have to exercise that fat off that comes from the food. Failure to do so, will slowly turn you into a walking to rolling ball of fat to the point where you can't even get out of bed anymore. Now, working for McDonalds. That's a different story. The word, "McJob", firmly explains what working there is like. Now that's taking the piss. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 17, 2014, 2:29 am

Windows Vista - Random Topics
My, the awful memories... The bugs... -- Submitted By: (TheCool) on September 15, 2014, 2:01 pm

Convervatism - Random Topics
Conservatism boned with the rise of the far right (like several politicians who are in Congress right now). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on September 14, 2014, 7:15 pm

2010s - Random Topics
For most, the 2010s first reared their ugly head in 2008. The earliest part of the decade brought us the BP oil spill, Glee and Obama as our first African American president. The second half appeared from 2011 to 2014. Within that small time period, Americans heard Nicki Minaj songs, viewed Game of Thrones and learned that Trayvon Martin (perceived as a thug to racists everywhere) was Obama's son (not literally). We are now in the mid 10s and things are not looking any better. I have a feeling the 10s (not sure what to call them) will end in 2020. The 10s boned when people were informed minimalism was artist movement of the decade. Anyone could draw those characters on Adventure Time. Another bone the fish moment was when Skillrex was thought of as the rock stars of the 2010s. So far, this decade is nothing to write to Mom about. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 11:16 pm

2000s - Random Topics
The 2000s kicked off in 1999 when American Pie was released, Pokemon was still big and the Latin music craze was in America. That period lasted until 2002. From there until 2005, we saw the Avril Lavigne videos, mourned for those lost during 9/11 and rooted for contestants from the second season of American Idol. The mid 00s rose from 2005 and lasted until 2008. America witnessed Paris Hilton's popularity, the birth of Facebook, Juno and Hurricane Katrina. The 2000s boned from day one and the 2010s, so far, make the 2000s look like a decade of the 20th century. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 10:55 pm

1990's - Random Topics
1990s were a very disjointed and sloppy decade. Of course, they were born in the middle of 1990. The early 90s brought us Homey the Clown, the New Jack Swing music explosion and the Gulf War. This was my favorite time to be alive because of the video games (Sonic the Hedgehog, Street Fighter 2 and the first Mortal Kombat), the styles (Bugle Boy, Guess Jeans, Cross Colors and Major Damage clothing) and random events (George Bush 1 hated broccoli). Then, the mid 90s came along and ruined everything, though I'd eat a whole cow for that economy to come back. The mid 90s began in 1993 and ended in 1996. This time saw the first episodes of X-Files, the Michael Jackson molestation case and Clinton's first term. The mid 90s were the "grunge era" and almost everyone was wearing flannel and a Nirvana t-shirt. The late 90s, from 96 forward, were a lot different from the angsty mid 90s. During the late 90s, we were given the Spice Girls, mad cow disease and the Monica Lewinsky accusation. I stand by word, the 90s boned in 1993. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 10:39 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Pizza Hut boned when they stopped the distribution of kids pizza packs. I remember the Land Before Time puppets, Back to the Future solar shades, Nickelodeon magazine, Eureekas Castle puppets, Ninja Turtles cassette tapes, Rocketeer plastic cups, Pirates of the Dark Water plastic cup, Disney's Beauty and the Beast plastic cups, Darkwing Duck set and the Garfield toys. Also, the pizza used to taste better even in the 2000s. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 7:06 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
MTV boned the fish in ninety three when The Real World was shown one too many times. It became RTV right then and there. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 5:06 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Nickelodeon boned the fish due to all of those darn Nicktoons that aired in the mid nineties. Literally, the network was flooded by Ren and Stimpy ripoffs. I love Ren and Stimpy as much as the next guy, but we did not need Catdog. Its like, for every one of the first three Nicktoons, there was a rip-off. You name it and they had it. Doug? Hey Arnold. Rugrats? Real Monsters. Ren and Stimpy? Rockos Modern Life and Catdog. I cannot believe children of the nineties are nostalgic for that junk. Shortly after all of those Nicktoons aired, Nickelodeon became the Nicktoon channel. Gone was shows like Are You Afraid of the Dark and even All That. Then, Nickelodeon mutated into the Spongebob network and preteen channel. Why do the people behind Nickelodeon cannot balance things out. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 5:04 pm

1990's - Random Topics
The early 1990s (1990-1993) are the most stereotyped time in all of history. People see Nirvana on the rock charts in late '91 and assume the grunge period began right then and there. They're wrong about that one, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was only an anthem to the class of '93. I just wanted to clear that up. The early 1990s, despite the recession (nowhere near as bad as the early 80s one) and crime rate, were to put it in slang, "maxin' and relaxin'". Where do I begin? The Bart Simpson shirts, British Knight sneakers, Reebok Pump sneakers, Turtlemania, "Get a Life" on the FOX Network, Tommy Vu commercials, those 8 ball jackets, Kid N Play, neon Super Soakers, Hypercolor, Vanilla Ice haircuts, New Jack Swing blowing up, Notre Dame being everyone's team, Michael Jordan, Starter jackets, beepers, biker shorts, Macaulay Culkin being everyone's favorite child star, Tiny Toon Adventures in the afternoon, Ren and Stimpy on for the first time, overalls with one strap down, leather African medallions on everyone, Urkelmania and that awesome Wayne's World movie (first one only). As you can tell, I loved the early 1990s (1990-1993). The mid and late 1990s were poor follow-ups that killed the decade, if you ask me. 1993-1999 made the decade look sloppier than most. In the mid and late 90s, for every one thing that was popular, there were billions of rip-offs to it. That's what makes the 90s the 90s, all of the rip-offs of popular 80s and early 90s properties. There were too many unnecessary rip-offs like Street Sharks, Night at the Roxbury, Catdog and that band Silverchair (a Nirvana rip-off). Rip-offs were present all of the way from the beginning of the 90s, but at least those were awesome. I still play Battletoads (Ninja Turtles rip-off) for the NES, because it's still "totally cool" (early 90s slang for awesome). There were wayyy too many rip-offs in the mid and late 90s. That's when the decade boned the fish for me. I grew nostalgic for the 80s in 1994 and early 90s in 1999 because of those times. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 3:13 pm

1980s - Random Topics
Unfortunately, I was too young to see the earliest part of the 80s for what they were. I seem to have a better understanding of them nowadays. 1981 was when the 1980s began. The early 1980s gave us MTV, the Cabbage Patch doll craze and the death of punk rock music. 1984 was when the middle part started and it took after 1983. Within this time, we saw He-mania, the best John Hughes films and economic growth boomed by 6.8%. Then came 1987 which kicked off the late 1980s. Some argue that inklings of '87 were found in late '86. During this time, we were introduced to the trashy Married with Children on the FOX Network, Spuds McKenzie and the Panama Invasion. The late 80s didn't really end until President George HW Bush announced the war against Iraq in mid '90. All in all, the 80s were "nothing but a good time" for some and horrible for others. The same can be said for most decades. Never jumped. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 13, 2014, 2:50 pm

National Football League (NFL) - Random Topics
NFL = The National Felons League? -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on September 12, 2014, 5:34 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Nick definitely jumped the shark when the old "FACE" is replaced with an updated version of "FACE" as a Hanna-Barbera like character with an African-American voice. The worst part is he shows up at of nowhere with all of the Nick Jr's shows split-screened. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on September 10, 2014, 3:08 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Instead of Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, the Angry Beavers, Doug, and other shows we're stuck with Avatar, Unfabulous, Zoey 101, Romeo! Chalkzone, Teenage Robot, and Danny Phantom. GIMME A BREAK! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on September 10, 2014, 3:07 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Nick jumped when the Jimmy Neutron ads came out. I'm sick and tired of waiting for a show to come on and this 5-10 minute Jimmy Neutron thing comes on between commercials. The worst part is when Jimmy and his "dog" pops out from the logo in the bottom corner of the screen in the middle of the show, and they're doing something to mess up the show taking up half of the screen. The worst one was during an episode of "Hey Arnold!", Jimmy and his "dog" came out onto the screen. Jimmy had one of his inventions. He rewinded about 10 minutes of the show (in 3 seconds). Then he fast forwarded it to where it was, and he did that 3 or 4 times. He rewinded it one more time, giggled, and ran out. He didn't even fast forward it back! So he wastes 30 seconds, and then I have to watch 2 minutes of what I already saw. Plus taking up half the screen, with him and his damn dog making noise doing something, drowning out the sound of the show I am trying to watch! They should just keep that little bastard out of the shows that he doesn't belong be in! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on September 10, 2014, 3:05 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Did Nick just want to imitate its arch rival, The Disney Channel? Why would it sabotage itself like that??? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on September 10, 2014, 3:02 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Nick Cannon. He is the ONE that made Nickelodeon jumped the shark for sure. He is nothing but a Kel Mitchell wannabe. I hated him the FIRST time he joined the cast of All That. He is TOTALLY not funny. He takes over everything including the network itself. He turned Snick into Snick House (which is PURE GARBAGE) and that LAME TEENick Block. Even worst, He has his OWN show which is nothing but GARBAGE. As far as I'm concerned he is definely the one that made the #1 Cool Network into an MTV Wannabe fluff. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on September 10, 2014, 3:00 pm

Malaysia Airlines - Random Topics
Well, 2 tragedies in one year, you would think, would be the death knell for any airline. Plus they decided to end their 'Bucket List' special they had going on.. you can't make this stuff up -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on September 9, 2014, 2:29 pm

ISIS - Random Topics
And i thought the Nazis were scary! -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on September 2, 2014, 3:31 pm

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