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Dustin Diamond - Celebrities
I heard he killed someone. Did he stab somebody with a fillet knife? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 19, 2015, 1:40 am

Billy Mays - Celebrities
Quickly boned after I found that he wasnt the music director Billy May -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 10, 2015, 1:12 am

Courtney Thorne-Smith - Celebrities
Never boned... Courtney aged pretty well...incredibly during late 90s era on Ally McBeal, she shot her famous "Ellen" like hair do...Published the book, "Outside In". -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 9, 2015, 2:07 am

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
He's just this year done a new one, "The Visit", and it's a bit different in using no music and "filmmaking"(young teen,in this case..) set up and being considerably lighter, with a boy and girl who are siblings (and one of them being the "Alexander" of Disney's movie last year, "Alexander and the...day".) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on September 18, 2015, 9:48 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
You started the imaginary roast off strong PokeyJHorse, but then kinda fizzled a bit at the end. Here's some advice, keep the jokes short and sweet like you were at the beginning. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on September 13, 2015, 6:21 pm

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
PS Lindsay doesn't even have to be on my proposed roast....in fact better if that were the case...both fans and foes can take shots, in modifing my last posting comment (three postings in a row..) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on September 12, 2015, 10:53 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
Despite my IMDB.com signature that I put (see my last posting here) I still have and like many Lindsay movies.. BUT she needs a GOOD roast..by LISA LAMPANELLI or ME..(:))..with her preferably NOT present...on Comedy CENTRAL particularly... THE ROAST OF LINDSAY LOHAN 1. "When she got out of one of her car crashes, that wasn't blood from injuries but from her period." 2. "Lindsay Lohan does NOT have freckles. She has perpectual measels. Or is it Chicken Pox?" 3. "Lindsay Lohan can be very easily detected from 20 miles away. If you smell a very strong, very ROTTEN tuna smell----well....it is her...!" 4. "Lindsay Lohan was only hired for that Disney comedy "Teenage Drama Queen"(partial title) to do those put on disgusies ONLY because AMANDA BYNES was currently unavailable"(and sadly Amanda Bynes joined Lindsay but still...my Internet Movie Datasbase message board signature "preferring" her over LL still stands..especially since I did not use italics LOL) 5. "Lindsay Lohan loves older men..even as a little girl in her first, "Parent Trap" (the Hayley Milles 1961 movie remake in 1998), that she did a "Lolita" job on the men in the film"./ -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on September 12, 2015, 10:51 am

Frankie Muniz - Celebrities
The 911 call is hilarious! The best part is when Malcolm, err Frankie, tells the operator that he is a celebrity. I don't know what she was expected to do with that piece of information, maybe make sure the press arrived along with the cops? Anyway, here's what happened: Muniz: "I'm a celebrity." Operator: "You're a what? A celebrity?" Muniz: "Yes, that's right, I'm a celebrity." Operator: "Ok, who are you?" Muniz: "I'm Frankie Muniz." Opeartor: "Who? Frankie who?" Muniz: "Muniz! I'm Frankie Muniz! Frankie Muniz!" Operator: "Um. Ok. We'll still send someone out there." She clearly had no idea who he was or why he insisted on telling her that he was famous. Since then, 4 years later, he's still with the psycho-girlfriend and claims they are engaged but they never get married. I think he is terrified of her. Another hysterical thing happened when the leader of the band Kingsfoil hired Muniz as their new drummer. He said Frankie told him he was a really famous celebrity and hoped it wouldn't get in the way of their music. The guy said he had never heard of him, Malcolm in the Middle, Cody Banks, or anything else he had been in, the guy told the reporter interviewing him that "I guess he was supposed to be some kind of child star or something." A couple of years ago Muniz had back-to-back mini-strokes, something really weird for someone in his 20's. He claimed that he was really healthy and had never done drugs, drank booze or smoked in his entire life. A week later a series of photos turned up in a British tabloid of Muniz smoking and drinking with a group of young people, presumably after telling them that he is really, really famous. Frankie also shoots his mouth off on Twitter about his right-wing politics. All in all, Frankie Muniz is a pathetic dweeb. I never could stand Malcolm, Reese was much cooler! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on September 6, 2015, 1:05 pm

Bristol Palin - Celebrities
Bristol Palin... the gift that keeps on giving. A second pregnancy? Nice Christian values there sweetie. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on July 13, 2015, 10:41 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
I put it down more to getting older and mellowing out, which we've seen with Letterman, Carson, and so on. I've noticed there has been a large exodus of the lesser Stern show people lately, all the Howard TV people were let go last year and Lisa G recently left. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on July 11, 2015, 5:51 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
Remember when Howard went from (rightfully) making fun of Lena Dunham to sucking up to her? I'm sure Beth made him do it, too. So pathetic. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2015, 10:31 pm

Jim Carrey - Celebrities
Jim Carrey has posted some tweets stating that he's anti-vaccine. I don't think you can have a bigger boning moment than that. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 2, 2015, 4:41 pm

Frank Welker - Celebrities
"I Megatron, declare this facility DECEPTICON DOMAIN!" -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 24, 2015, 9:21 pm

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
I don't blame him for quitting. He's 70 years old and has other things he wants to do with his life than voice a cartoon show that boned the fish 16 years ago. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 5, 2015, 7:32 pm

Jeff Gordon - Celebrities
One of the best in NASCAR history, though one could argue with the stupid Chase system that NASCAR implemented, that he has been screwed out of a couple titles (then again, one can say anyone could run a 36 race season differently than a 26 and 10 season) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 4, 2015, 10:27 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
I put THIS as a PERMANENT Internet Movie DataBase (IMDB) Message Board signature: Amanda Bynes is hot and Lindsay Lohan is not. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on June 2, 2015, 12:27 am

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
@jp: He actually wasn't fired, he quit. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 1, 2015, 5:02 pm

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
I learned today that Harry Shearer has been fired from the Simpsons. This should be the nail in the coffin for this tired show. Mr Burns, alone, wouldn't be Mr Burns without Shearer. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 14, 2015, 9:41 pm

Three Stooges, The - Celebrities
The Three Stooges's three Bone the Fish categories, this Celeb one, the TV one, and the Movie one...Hey, don't be quite so hard on Joe Besser..sure as a stooge he left quite a lot to be desired but he was still funny..just out-of-place amongst Moe & Larry. He had his earlier Columbia shorts (SMALL WORLD, huh...) in 1946 and did comic radio network sitcom guest spots but yeah, his truly funny sissy persona really didn't fit in with those other guys, and then he had a rather hit and miss 1970s Sat AM cartoon voice career, though in early 1960s, like on the Alvin show as an imaginary dragon he played a dragon. Curly Joe DeRita could also be a shark jumper/fish boner as well,...each third stooge and Larry and Moe brought something unqiue...Shemp would have been the second best next to Curly asd third (the Emil that PrinceJ mentions is Emil Sitka, who had been costarring on the Columbia theatricals with the stooges.) But back to Joe Besser, I personally like him, but he's neither first (Curly, soitenly!!) or second best third StoogeTM(Shemp) but FAR from the worst (Curly Joe), but the point was ALL the third stooges were pretty funny. It's just that, being a sissy who would not even let anyone TOUCH him, Joe Besser tended to be out of his element in Curly's place. JOe, and Shemp, as well. Just that only Joe went, pun, untouched. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 14, 2015, 8:36 pm

Al Sharpton - Celebrities
Your buddy Fred Phelps finally kicked the bucket a while ago. We're waiting on your hate-fueled racial ass, Al, to be next. You're not Martin Luther King Jr or Malcolm X, so stop trying to be when it's obvious that everytime your old ass spews more shit, we know where you lie. -- Submitted By: () on May 2, 2015, 1:14 am


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