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Clint Eastwood - Celebrities
As I predicted in my first comment, Clint allowing his wife to do a reality show ended up destroying their marriage. For the love of God people, DON'T DO IT. Ozzy and Sharon are the EXCEPTION, not the rule! Look at all the other couples that did reality shows and look how their marriages turned out. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 12, 2014, 1:31 pm

Pamela Anderson - Celebrities
It's funny that the Hep C is her boning point. But I have to agree, that's when she fell off the pop culture radar. Logically, having the STDs shouldn't detract from her job as professional eye candy. After all, it's not like any of us were going to get the chance to have sex with her anyways. And yet... Something in our subconscious was telling us that she is diseased and not to procreate with her and thus not allowing the male fantasy to occur anymore. It's kind of too bad, because she was trying to bring awareness the way Magic Johnson did with AIDS. Poor Pam looks really rough these days. After divorcing the costar of Paris Hilton's sex tape, maybe she will finally learn to stay away from the bad boys. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 12, 2014, 1:24 pm

Arsenio Hall Show, The - TV Shows
Aaaand, canceled. Again. I guess my comment a year ago about Arsenio crashing and burning was correct. If I can see this, why can't a studio exec? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 30, 2014, 6:20 pm

X-Men - Movie Series
So... finding out about Bryan Singer's sordid personal life, that he may or may not be into underage boys, that many of the actors in these films were likely cast via the casting couch... does that ruin these movies for you? Will you see his new film? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 2, 2014, 12:25 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Rot in hell, Fred Phelps. And the Phelps family are cowards for not holding a funeral for him. They can dish out their pickets, but can't take them. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 20, 2014, 12:31 pm

Beast Machines - TV Shows
Just terrible. This is the show that killed the classic Transformers timeline that had begun in the 1980s. Hideous character designs and saddled with a clueless limousine liberal hippie showrunner that forced his dumb politics onto this show. Ecological "green" themes on a show set on the mechanical world of Cybertron, refusal to give the heroes guns due to his anti-gun stance, and of course making the character Rattrap wheelchair-bound to promote diversity were a few of his bone-headed moves. The characters had to meditate and say, "I am transformed" in order to transform. I am not joking. I gave up after only a few episodes. I'm told the finale has Cybertron transformed into a lush, green planet like Earth, thus ruining any future stories in that continuity and the need for all the reboots. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 17, 2014, 10:13 pm

1990's - Random Topics
I remember hating the '90s at the time and missing the '80s. Now of course I'd kill to be living in the '90s again. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 10, 2014, 11:39 am

Ghostbusters - Movie Series
I'm afraid not, John. Sony didn't even wait until Mr. Ramis had been buried to announce that Ghostbusters III is still happening and Ramis's death won't significantly impact the script they've written. Personally, I don't see what the point is with no Harold Ramis and likely no Bill Murray. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 28, 2014, 12:27 pm

Batman - Movie Series
I was just thinking about the time I went to see The Dark Knight in IMAX with my dad. I thought the movie was great, but my dad hated it. He thought it was too violent. I was a bit baffled by my that, as it was only a PG-13 movie, so I had no idea what he was talking about. I later found out that dad had literally seen nothing of Batman since the comics he read in the 1950s and the Adam West show. It must have been quite a jarring experience! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 27, 2014, 11:27 am

Olympic Games - Random Topics
The Olympic Committee have always been corrupt scum that grant the Olympics to whatever nation bribes them the best. I'm not sure why people are so upset about the Olympics being held in Russia when they have been held just recently in China and in the past in the USSR and even Nazi Germany. I'm glad somebody put up their habit of suing everyone up there, too. I live in Olympia, near the Olympic Mountains and the Olympic Peninsula. All kinds of local businesses have the word "Olympic" in them. Our local paper is called "The Olympian". The Olympic Committee legally threatened many of them and claimed to own this word, even though we predate them. http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2010007020_olympian06m.html -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 26, 2014, 1:23 pm

Blackstar - TV Shows
John Blackstar, astronaut, is swept through a black hole, into an ancient alien universe. Trapped on the planet Sagar, Blackstar is rescued by the tiny Trobbit people. In turn, he joins their fight for freedom against the cruel Overlord, who rules by the might of the Powerstar. The Powerstar is split into the Powersword and the Starsword. And so with Starsword in hand, Blackstar, together with his allies, sets out to save the planet Sagar. This is his destiny. "I am John Blackstar." YES, THIS WAS A REAL SHOW! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 26, 2014, 12:02 pm

Batman: The Brave and the Bold - TV Shows
So I've watched the whole series in its entirety now. A lot of the things I complained about in those early episodes were fixed or cleared up in the subsequent ones. Contrary to popular belief, the show wasn't always campy. It could be light, dark, funny, drama, a musical, etc. I'd highly recommend it. But everyone on Bone The Fish needs to see the final episode, Mitefall! It's a brilliant meta-humor episode. Batman jumps a shark with the Batski. This pisses Bat-Mite off; he wants a darker Batman TV show again. Bat-Mite tries to get Batman The Brave and the Bold canceled and does all these horrible things to the show like move Batman to Malibu and marry him off and give him a kid. Then he recasts Aquaman with Ted McGinley. Ambush Bug (voiced by Henry Winkler) sees what Bat-Mite is doing and enters Batman's world to try and help him. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 26, 2014, 11:27 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
That is weird. Basically, they use the phrase as a "tag"/ "keyword" in a regular TV Guide article once a month. I wonder if it's some legal thing. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 14, 2014, 6:06 pm

That Guy with the Glasses - Websites
Rest in peace Justin "JewWario" Carmical. You were a nice, funny guy. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 28, 2014, 7:41 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
So he's finally been arrested for drag racing while intoxicated. But he's a celebrity and he's above the law. And he knows it. He and Lindsay Lohan are now both in my "I hope they die before they get an innocent person killed" file. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 23, 2014, 7:00 pm

Meryl Streep - Celebrities
To hell with this broad for defaming Walt Disney with old urban legends when she was supposed to be presenting an award. Truly an ugly, self-centered incident that she should apologize for. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 16, 2014, 9:41 pm

Laura Prepon - Celebrities
She and Ashton were the worst ones of that cast. They were not really acting, just reading (or in Ashton's case, shouting) lines as themselves. Wilmer was probably third worst; at least he was trying to play a character. The conversion to bleach blonde and Scientology seemed to occur at the same time. That was her boning moment, and she's never recovered. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 18, 2013, 10:46 am

Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
Shia's recent directorial debut, a short film called HowardCantour.com, was plagiarized from Fantagraphics comic book Justin M. Damiano. Shia was caught and apologized. Ironically part of his apology was also swiped from a website. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 17, 2013, 10:31 am

Tila Tequila - Celebrities
Yeah, that's one huge drawback to this age we live in. My Jewish father taught me about Antisemitism from when I was very young, yet I rarely encountered it in the '80s and early '90s. But Antisemitism has always been strong in the Muslim countries and in the former Communist Bloc. Now these cultures are spreading their ignorance and bigotry into the USA through the internet and through immigration. So I'm sure there's plenty of propaganda websites and videos out there portraying Hitler as a good guy that impressionable people are watching. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 14, 2013, 12:24 pm

John Denver - Music Groups
I was first introduced to John as a kid through his many crossovers with The Muppets. When I was in my teen and early twenties, I started to hate him. I thought he was a wuss, singing about trees and mountains. He had those DUIs during a lull in his career and I recall making some tasteless jokes when he died. Now that I'm older, I can appreciate his work a lot more. What's wrong with singing about mountains and trees? Nothing. I'd certainly prefer that to the plethora of songs about having sex, wanting to have sex, or busting caps in people's asses. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 14, 2013, 12:09 pm

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