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Eric Braeden - Celebrities
All the women in my family are huge Y&R fans, and they hate it when I root for Victor to crush - with extreme prejudice - whichever poor soul happens to be his enemy of the week. I just wish the show's writers would give Braeden better lines at such moments, like: "I will tear out Jack Abbott's intestines and use them to grease the transmission of my Bentley!" -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:48 am

Al Pacino - Celebrities
Al boned when his over-the-top performances began to outnumber his quiet, controlled ones. Sadly, that means about 1975. But he's still fun to watch. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:40 am

Jane Fonda - Celebrities
She even defended the Khmer Rouge, and once gave Joan Baez a hard time because Joan didn't. I plan to be standing in that long line of full-bladdered Nam vets at her grave, provided I live that long. (Hopefully she won't be buried in a waterproof coffin.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:36 am

Outer Limits, The (1963-1965) - TV Shows
Not only a great intro but great theme music. Very atmospheric and creepy episodes, even half a century later. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:26 am

Almost Live! - TV Shows
Never boned. Speed Walker, Billy Quan, the High-Fivin' White Guys, "Cops" in Ballard (or wherever), all the great Kent putdowns, Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups ("Meet your new boss: Box of Snakes!") The previous poster is right; Seattle can't laugh at itself anymore, and that's a damn shame. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 2:04 am

Saddam Hussein - Celebrities
Okay, I'll bite. The lovely and charming Mr Hussein was born in April 1937. That would place his conception - and therefore his fish boning - at about July 1936. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 1:44 am

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
Chuck Norris doesn't bone fish. He bones whales. And then he uses their ribs to pick his teeth. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 1:33 am

Who, The - Music Groups
I agree about Quadrophenia being the last great album, though their next one, The Who By Numbers, was pretty good. They should have retired at that point and stayed retired. And Keith shouldn't have gone to Paul McCartney's house on that dark night in 1978.... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 4:07 am

Bagpipes - Random Topics
Speaking as a son of good MacDonald stock, I must observe that we chased so many Englishmen off battlefields to the sound of the pipes that they finally decided (very wisely) that their chances of winning the next battle were much better with our music on their side. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 3:49 am

Bowl Championship Series (BCS) - Random Topics
Take every Div-1A conference winner (or, in the case of two-division conferences, the two division winners), add the remaining schools (including indies) with the best records, for a total of 32 schools, then do a basketball-style playoff series. That's four rounds, plus the national championship game. Start the series in mid-December, with games every Saturday, and only a week between the semifinal games and the final (which would take place around the third Saturday in January). No postseason for 6-6 teams, no popularity-contest bowl invites, no weird BCS mathematical formulas. Problem solved. (You're welcome, America.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 3:13 am

Cap'n Crunch - Random Topics
Cap'n Crunch boned with the proliferation of flavors, each more nutritionally vacuous than the last. And the ads started to go downhill with the replacement (due to his death) of Daws Butler as the voice of the Cap'n. But hey, they recently unretired Jean LaFoote the Barefoot Pirate, so all is not lost. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 2:38 am

IHOP - Random Topics
IHOP started to go south when the company began pressuring its waitresses - whose job is already tough enough - to sell gift cards and beg diners to participate in online reviews of their performance. As is the case with so many other corporations, the stupid execs need to quit riding the workers in the trenches (and to allow me to eat my French toast in peace). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 2:22 am

Nobel Peace Prize - Random Topics
In a perfect world, the only legitimate candidates for Nobel Peace Prizes would be actual humanitarians: people who devote their lives to helping others, in ways we can all measure, and without a desire for personal gain. In a perfect world, no politician would be eligible for such an award, simply by virtue of the fact that the pursuit of power - the psychosis which drives every politician, including those we admire - is the antithesis of selfless devotion to others. In a perfect world.......Ahh, but we live on Earth instead. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 2:10 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
Completely boneproof. They broke up at the height of their brilliance. All other opinions are nonsense. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 1:50 am

Robert Duvall - Celebrities
So now we know there are at least five idiots in this world - the five who cast "Boned From the Start" votes. (Maybe they mistook this for the Shelly Duvall page....) Robert D is incapable of a less than brilliant performance; everything he does is utterly compelling. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 6, 2011, 1:41 am

Steve Martin - Celebrities
While I miss the "Wild and Crazy Guy" era, I appreciate Martin's desire to expand his horizons over the last 30 years. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:51 pm

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Celebrities
That wasn't just any tough guy who knocked him out, it was the legendary Chuck Zito. (Van Damme had it coming too.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:38 pm

Deep Purple - Music Groups
Deep Purple began to lose my interest when Ian Gillen left in '73. Their performance at Cal Jam the following year was overrated, and Blackmore's increasing domination of the band did nothing at all for their overall quality. The only decent album they recorded after Burn (1973) was House of Blue Light 14 years later (not coincidentally with Gillan back on vocals). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:35 pm

Ricky Gervais - Celebrities
Asking a largely American crowd to rate the shelf life of a guy most of them don't understand is sort of odd. Gervais is brilliant and highly entertaining but too much of his work goes over the heads (or under the radar) of too many of my fellow Yanks. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 2:09 pm

Bobby Fischer - Celebrities
Talk about a no-brainer! Fischer gutted and boned an ocean of fish when he refused to defend his world title in 1975. It was all downhill for him from there, and the only skill he was ever able to demonstrate from that point - and maybe from as far back as the day after he won the title in '72 - was his ability to generate bad karma. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 3, 2011, 1:57 pm


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