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VHEMT.org (The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement - Websites
How nice that America is in such good shape that idle American minds can sit around and come up with such philosophies, and then fashion political movements from them for their amusement. No doubt the folks who join these silly organizations are well-fed, middle-class types who don't have to worry about starving or dying of dysentery or being caught in the crossfire of a violent Third World coup. Put them in Darfur or Libya or the Congo and let's see them share their wonderful ideas and theories with their new neighbors. I'm sure they'll pick up plenty of new members.... (sarcasm) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 17, 2011, 4:44 pm

Democratic Party - Random Topics
Democrats and Republicans: two sides of the same filthy coin. It's all about protecting an elite and controlling the rest of us. The only difference between the two parties is the identity of the elite, and the names of those they employ to serve them. Neither party has a monopoly on dishonesty or hypocrisy or greed or ignorance or terrible ideas. Those of you who insist otherwise need to remove that ideological ball and chain from your leg, take off the denial-colored glasses, and see the real world. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 17, 2011, 4:31 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Any occasion for families to get together seems to me to be bone-proof by definition. Never mind all the sociopolitical and religious baggage; the bottom line is that Thanksgiving has become a day in which families come together for (hopefully) a good time, and charities cook meals for homeless people. This cynical overanalysis some of you people bring to these essentially benign subjects borders on the infantile. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 17, 2011, 4:18 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
I don't understand the hatred so many feel toward this kid. His audience is little girls, for pete's sake! If you are not a little girl, what's your bloody problem with him? He's no more objectionable than Bobby Sherman or David Cassidy or (shudder) Donny Osmond or (double shudder) Leif Garrett were, back in the day. Sure, his music is lightweight; sure, the funky haircut makes him look even younger than he is; sure, some of his public pronouncements don't quite measure up as the product of a great intellect. So what? None of us is a member of his target audience, any more than your 12-year-old daughter is a member of Trent Reznor's target audience. And Bieber is hardly the worst child our 12-year-old daughters could lose their hearts to, is he? (Does he sing about the joys of drugs and pimping and shooting people? Hardly.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 17, 2011, 4:08 pm

Larry Linville - Celebrities
Linville was brilliant, and a nice fellow too. And M*A*S*H without ol' Ferret Face would have been a pretty ordinary program - as the last five increasingly sanctimonious seasons in fact proved. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 17, 2011, 3:47 pm

Gunsmoke - TV Shows
Gunsmoke came close to losing my viewership when Milburn Stone disappeared, to be replaced by Pat Hingle. Happily, the move was only temporary, as rumors of Stone's death proved premature and he returned to the show a few months later. As for JohnnyRocket42's unsettling Dodie fixation - as demonstrated by pretty much everything he has submitted to this site in recent months - I can only recommend that he acquaint himself with the stellar acting career of one Robbie Rist and then get back to us.... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 17, 2011, 3:35 pm

Kings - TV Shows
Ian McShane is brilliant in everything he does, but this monstrosity boned at birth. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 16, 2011, 6:08 pm

Laura Schlessinger - Celebrities
"You tell me your problem over a phone line for thirty seconds, then I make sweeping proclamations on exactly what you should do for the rest of your pathetic peasant life." Can you spell "presumptuous", boys and girls? This woman boned Moby Dick the day her irritating voice first met a microphone. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 16, 2011, 6:01 pm

Stephen King - Celebrities
The Tommyknockers (1987) started the slide, Needful Things (1991) hastened it, and Desperation/The Regulators (1996) accelerated it to light speed. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 16, 2011, 5:47 pm

Richard Nixon - Celebrities
Can this be true? Am I actually the first to comment on this subject? Wow. Umm, I would say that Tricky Dick boned when he earned that nickname in 1950. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 16, 2011, 5:37 pm

Ovaltine - Random Topics
By the way, who DID put the Benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine? -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 16, 2011, 5:29 pm

Ballot Stuffing - Random Topics
Do we really expect anyone who isn't a corpse in a Chicago cemetery to answer "Never Boned" to this one? -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 16, 2011, 5:25 pm

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
Subway is average. On my Cheese Steak Scale it's about a two, with Quizno's a four, Blimpie's a six, and Pat's a ten. But I do like Subway's macadamia nut cookies. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 16, 2011, 5:23 pm

Another World - TV Shows
Here's a reference only hardcore fans from waaaay back would understand: Another World boned when Leon Russom replaced John Fitzpatrick as Willis Frame (who then turned from villain to hero). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 15, 2011, 4:10 am

Pandora - Random Topics
I can't possibly vote anything but "Never Boned" about such a noble endeavour as the Music Genome Project (though I do wish my "Comsat Angels Radio" station had a larger playlist). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 15, 2011, 4:03 am

Zales Jewelers - Random Topics
Is this the company which created that pernicious advertising meme about how you should spend six months' pay on a wedding ring? If so, they boned on the day they introduced that foolish claim (which people now treat as if Moses brought it down from Mt Sinai) into the public consciousness. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 15, 2011, 3:59 am

Evanescence - Music Groups
I second everything Mattersmasher wrote. Why this relentlessly unoriginal band is so popular is beyond me. (Ms Lee's pipes are indeed nice, but there are lots of female vocalists one can say that about, beginning with the much more dynamic Anneke van Giesbergen.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 15, 2011, 3:40 am

Elton John - Music Groups
This one is easy: January 1978, when he began recording the songs that would become his 12th album A Single Man. It was a terrible album, and it signalled a permanent divorce from the style that had made him famous. I'm told he's made a few good albums since then, and he's certainly acquired a whole new fan base, but I have heard no individual song of his since '78 that made any impression on me (aside from making me want to gag). The guy's personal life and activism never bothered me, though; he seems to have an honorable soul, which is all I should care about. And I respect his willingness to buck his fellow leftwing artists by playing in Israel last year. (Hell, I don't even care that he performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding; the million bucks he received for it went to a good cause.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 15, 2011, 3:24 am

Radiohead - Music Groups
The three albums beginning with Kid A were a challenge for me, deviating so heavily as they did from the band's previous sound. But I came to appreciate them, and their last two albums are quite good. Clearly Radiohead is a band you either really like or really dislike; there seems to be less middle ground than there is with other artists. (I'm not quite sure why that is, but it is what it is.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 15, 2011, 2:49 am

Onions - Random Topics
Round onion gooood. Green onion baaaad. Onion rings fine, unless eaten on small boat in rough waters, which make you barf. Trust me on this. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 15, 2011, 2:25 am

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