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Star Trek: Enterprise - TV Shows
I look at this show as where Star Trek as a franchise really went to an all time low. Ret-conning, silly plots, shoe-horning in stuff and bad writing and acting made for some of the worst Trek to ever grace the small screen. I hope the enw Movie this summer can bring it back, but it needs to stay off TV for a loooooong time to get the Fish Boning Stench of Enterprise off the franchise!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 24, 2009, 12:32 pm

McDonalds - Random Topics
Mc Rib Sandwich...I think this sandwich qualifies as a unique Bone The Fish Moment!! Or should I say the McFish Sandwich!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 24, 2009, 10:16 am

Three Stooges Short Films - Movie Series
JoebagofDonuts- I altered my reason- thanks for the heads up! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 24, 2009, 5:16 am

GANTZ - TV Shows
Simply an amazing crazy violent show that is a one of kind from japan. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 23, 2009, 9:34 pm

Ren and Stimpy - TV Shows
Once Nickelodeon Screwed over John K. This show was just...awful. Nick thought they could just run the characters without him, but it was woeful without the brains behind Stimpson J. Cat and Ren Hoek- the First dozen or so episodes are still true classics. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 23, 2009, 2:54 pm

Stan Lee - Celebrities
I used to think Stan Lee was awesome, until I realized that he was riding off real greats like Jack Kirby, and Steve Ditko with the classic creations from Marvel. Ironically, Stan "The Man" Lee has had such great ideas as "Ravage 2099" and the Pam Anderson inspired "Stripperella" comics ever since. Wow Stan, without the great Kirby and Ditko to ride on their coat-tails, it's pretty hard to steal, I mean "create" any new ideas... what a hack. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 23, 2009, 6:32 am

Sci Fi Network - Random Topics
Oh where to start on this Fish Bone Filet? Changing the name to "SyFy", which is Polish slang for Syphilis? Showing "Wrasslin" which has nothing to do with Sci Fi? Bonnie Hammer calling the fans "Nerds living in their parent's basement?" Reality shows like "Ghost Hunters" and "Who want to be a Superhero?" The silly thing is how easy it would be to make a great SCI FI Channel, which the "SyFy" Channel doesnt seem capable of doing!!!! Star Trek's from the 60's Outer Limits twilight zones old BSG, new BSG the prisoner roundtable discussions of sci fi books and movies feature movie of the week with specials and interviews - take a pick of any cool SCI FI movie from the last 90 years- from Metropolis to Jurassic park Anime Sliders even take popular websites and make them into shows (AICN, CHUD, BTF!!) to move that content to television for cross support an "AT THE MOVIES" with sci fi- review new and old sci fi films etc. etc. And we get wrasslin and ghost hunters and reality shows now- I hate you Bonnie Hammer!! LAME -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 23, 2009, 6:22 am

Otherworld - TV Shows
Man, talk about OBSCURE, I had to dig to find this show, and I almost thought I had imagined it- what a really off beat 80's sci fi network show about a family that is sent to a bizarre parallel universe. I'd love to watch it again sometime. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 23, 2009, 6:07 am

Shield, The - TV Shows
The more I look back on this show, the more I realize that it was almost a perfect show- took chances, and won almost everytime, rewarded the long time viewers as well. Plot threads ALWAYS came back into play, writing always was sharp, unexpected plot twists didnt suck and the ending (unlike Battlestar and Sopranos) left you shocked and disturbed, just like the show did for 7 seasons. Thanks F/X for giving us a show that showed us how NOT to "Bone the Fish"!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 23, 2009, 5:04 am

Jim Carrey - Celebrities
I just heard this pretentious ass relased a 3 page statement that he believes that vaccinating children is bad for public health. Thanks Jim, where did you get your medical training from? It's sad when balloon head actors best known for making their asses talk decide that they need to "educate" the public with whatever brainwashed nonsense they fall into. Im glad that Jim Carrey decided that one of the greatest public health successes of all time is bad, I had no idea. Glad to see Jenny McCarthy is sucking what little levity there is out of this no talent hack. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 22, 2009, 2:39 pm

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
If you have the misfortune of catching this show, it seems more like a born again christian tent revival, or some kind of cult rally. The preachy obnoxious tone from Oprah, and then the fawning audience of idiotic yentas staring and cheering on cue. Slice up some Salmon, it's time to Bone the Fish when this is on! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 22, 2009, 4:54 am

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
I remember a few years ago when the whole Bush Bashing became fashionable, I was unfortunately at a Starbucks, and they had a whole Kiosk of Dixie Chick CD's. Now I dont like Country, but what country act would be on display at a trendy-new wave hippy- style overpriced coffee joint? Oh wait, one that bashes the republican president. I never went back to Starbucks after that, and thankfully I never listened to a Dixie Chicks CD at all. It just made me laugh, one whining liberal institution supporting another in a way that made no sense, and seemed completely out of context. Boned The Fish in both cases. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 22, 2009, 4:51 am

Nightmare on Elm Street - Movie Series
Another 80's institution that got dumber the longer it went on. It seemed like the act of killing became a labor for the writer to find more and more ways for Freddy to not die, and the hapless stereotype characters to pass away. It seemed to have legs to get into the Dokken helmed Nightmare on Elm Street #3: "Dream Warriors" but after that , it just got silly, and then Freddy clashed with Jason from Friday the 13th- sheesh. Somewhere after Dream Warriors, it boned the fish, I'm just not sure when. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 21, 2009, 2:13 pm

Outer Limits, The (1995-2002) - TV Shows
This show was one of those late night syndicated odd ball shows that you always felt was being suppressed as it was so hard to catch an episode of. Sort of in the shadow of other fare of the time like "Xena" or "Hercules" this show was the underground evil rock show of the time period. And some of the episodes were disturbing, including one with Brent Spiner living under an aline occupation that sticks with me to this day. Also the writers had seasonal clip shows that tied together other shows, and several ongoing story lines- one in particular involving a future war with earth and extra terrestrials with Earth on the losing side- that if you caught an episode and then another one in the same storyline, it was really cool. I cannot say enough good stuff about this show, and if you have never seen it- check it out it never boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 8:43 pm

Thundarr the Barbarian - TV Shows
Another Gem from the 80's for Kids- did it rip off Lucas with Ookla and the Sun Sword- sure it did- but image that- creativity and sci-fi concepts for kids- a destroyed earth ruled by wizards and demons in the future? The statue of liberty coming to life as high tech machines go head to head with sorcery (or was it an ever higher technology?) while Thundarr, Ariel and Ookla tried to exist in the middle and do the "right thing". It wasn't perfect, but compared to today's dreck for kids, and the lack of real saturday Am cartoons, this looks like Shakespeare. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 1:01 pm

Super Friends - TV Shows
The villains made this show- the LEGION OF DOOM was classic. Who didnt want to sign up for that supergroup of Grod, Luther, Sinestro etc.? The best part was when they put the superfriends on trial for upholding the law- classic cartoon television in every frame. Once they were worked off the show, it boned, but recovered slightly when the Kirby era "Apokolips" villain Darkseid became the primary antagonist in the mid 80's, but by then it was being used more to launch new toys as opposed to the LEGION OF DOOM era. And you can take the sidekick characters and have Green Lantern send them into the vacuum of space- yes Wondertwins, Gleek, Wonderdog, Wendy and Marvin- I mean all of you. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 9:56 am

Mask, The - Movie Series
This was an off beat title from Dark Horse Comics, that in my humble opinion, should NEVER have been made into any sort of film. It was just a mid 90's bad CGI/ Jim Carrey is funny- "lets laugh at him because he talks loud and makes wierd face" - vehicle to sell tickets. It's just really bad, then the really odd part, they made a "Dancing baby" sequel- Son of the Mask. It begs the question- Why? Boned the Fish on Day One!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 4:55 am

Motley Crue - Music Groups
It's funny to watch guys from this band try to leave and then realize that they are basically nothing without the Crue- Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx are laughing at you Vince and Tommy. And really- Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx are some of the collest rock names ever, I wish I had a name that radical! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 7:02 pm

RATT - Music Groups
No Steven Pearcy= No RATT -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 6:57 pm

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
Wow- you may be the only fan of "The Happening" left in North America! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 11:00 am