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Star Wars - Movie Series
WHAAAAAAAT?!?! INEXCUSABLE!!! UNNACCEPTABLE!!! UNFORGIVEABLE!!! Okay, I'll admit it, at this point I don't even care anymore what stupid changes Lucas puts in, everything past the original trilogy is dead to me. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on September 2, 2011, 6:57 pm

Image Comics - Random Topics
Ah yes, Rob Liefeld. The mman who forever convinced me to never take comics seriously again with his utterly ludicrous even by comic standards and anatomically impossible renderings of the female form, which is his mind consisted of two legs, each bigger around than the 12-inch waist above them, with DD breasts (minimum) and arms that would make a bodybuilder envious. Image comics indeed. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 31, 2011, 7:59 pm

Godzilla - Movie Series
I'll admit it, kaiju movies have always been a guilty pleasure. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 30, 2011, 7:52 pm

Radio Free Roscoe - TV Shows
Anyone else remember this show? One of my friends introduced me to it. It was an island of goodness in a sea of suckitude on "The N". Anyway, my BTF vote goes to the episode where Lily and River Pierce (the token obnoxious jock/most popular guy in school) fall asleep together after some flimsy plot device has them together in Lily's room one night, and there's this huge drama about them having sex when literally all they did was accidentally fall asleep together. Oy... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 30, 2011, 7:50 pm

Buffalo Bill - TV Shows
Wow. I never heard of this show before now, but it seems to me like it was 20 years ahead of its time. And not in a good way. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 30, 2011, 7:41 pm

Dallas - TV Shows
FF, don't even joke about that. Knowing how TV execs think, they might just do it for real! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 30, 2011, 7:40 pm

Wheel of Fortune - TV Shows
Don't even get me started on the million wedge. Oops, too late. After some lady won it almost immediately after its introduction the producers got scared someone would win it every week and so they suddenly made it so that even if a contestant won the regular game while having it and solved the end puzzle, they still wouldn't actually get it due to it being placed in a wheel and having to be picked out by Pat at random. Are you KIDDING me?! As far as I know, nobody's won it since. Kinda hard when it all depends on some random fluke completely out of the contestant's control even AFTER they do everything required. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 30, 2011, 7:38 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
HEY!!! I just noticed the post I made about people not needing any talent to become famous these days and the post agreeing with me both got -1 vote!!! What's up with that?! >:-( -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 30, 2011, 7:31 pm

Betty White - Celebrities
Still doesn't make it right, Travoltron. Still doesn't make it right. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 30, 2011, 7:29 pm

Dallas - TV Shows
Meh. The old Dallas was trashy enough, this new one's going to be ten times worse, since society's trashiness as a whole is that much worse from the first show. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 27, 2011, 11:13 pm

LeBron James - Celebrities
I like this markiemark guy :-D Seriously, way to tell it like it is!!! And it sure doesn't seem like there were anywhere near 12 never boned votes the last time I checked this. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 27, 2011, 11:11 pm

Betty White - Celebrities
Oh don't get me wrong, I've never watched HIC either. Just watching the ads for it are horrifying enough. You've got our venerable Betty spouting such tripe as, "When you see a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty!" Seriously?!?! Was she saying stuff like that 40-50 years ago? I think not! And again, she's being paid good money to say this. At least, I *hope* that's the only reason she acts that way. Her and Chloris Leachman are by far the two worst offenders when it comes to women over 75 acting like high school hos. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 26, 2011, 8:54 pm

Pardon the Interruption - TV Shows
Kingbk, that's pretty much the same way I feel about Simmons! Why is someone his age so obsessed with today's garbage pop culture anyway? And now he's got two kids to indoctrinate into it, that's frightening. But as you said, he knows his sports so I just skip through the other stuff. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 25, 2011, 6:46 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
I remember in the 80s when every adult around seemed to just *know* rock music was "Satanic". Well, rappers make rockers look like choirboys. They've destroyed America from within in ways far worse than the paranoid 80s adults ever thought rock would do. Rap is crap!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 25, 2011, 6:38 pm

Betty White - Celebrities
I have never found people over 40 acting like they're back in junior high to be "refreshing". With age should come wisdom. It's pathetic that people over 40 now feel they absolutely *must* act that way in order to have any fun at all. I feel very strongly about this. Plus, you know she's getting paid good money to spout that inane drivel on Hot In Cleveland, right? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 25, 2011, 6:32 pm

Pardon the Interruption - TV Shows
Bill Simmons. Mustache. 'Nuff said. My mind is still reeling from the horror. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 23, 2011, 7:07 pm

Betty White - Celebrities
Meh. Why should being the last living Golden Girl be anything special? Only in today's America would someone actually get praised for that. I don;t care who she's the last of, I just want her off my TV before she cracks any more 7th grade jokes. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 23, 2011, 6:55 pm

Burger King - Random Topics
I remember Herb!!! That's how old I am. LOL I agree that the masked costume looked like something a serial killer would wear and I rooted against him in every ad. It got to the point where I found myself actively wanting somebody to just beat the crap out of that guy. If it even WAS a guy under there. In the end it's all moot since I literally never go to Burger King regardless. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 23, 2011, 6:53 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Wow, I never knew that. Gotta love a democracy that literally forces people to vote. (Rolls eyes.) It really is diabolically brilliant how politicians have managed to eliminate any impact voting has by taking away any viable candidate for anyone to vote for. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 14, 2011, 3:17 pm

X-Files - TV Shows
Actually, that would've been the only part of the show remotely realistic, since in real life the government would never bother to close any departments no matter how useless they are. Gotta keep wasting and spending taxpayer money, ya know. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 14, 2011, 3:14 pm