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Jeepers Creepers (2001) - Movie Series
Victor Salva is a child rapist. He also happens to have a lot of filmmaking talent and does not appear to have harmed anyone since the Clownhouse incident. Therefore I'd have to say the Jeepers Creepers films never boned. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on June 1, 2011, 2:51 am

Saw - Movie Series
Unpopular as the opinion may be, I found Saw I-III to be very engaging thrillers with a nice dose of social commentary and character study. The series came close to boning the fish with part IV's change in writers, introducing a dull reason for testing the protagonist, a random replacement for Jigsaw, and mediocre at absolute best plot resolutions. Part V was a huge jumping point by confirming said plot points null and void for good and introducing even less inspired social commentary. Saw VI was a step up, but far from a masterpiece, and "3D" was just lazy in every possible way thanks to the divergent story going from IV, which V solidified. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on June 1, 2011, 12:26 am

Hellraiser - Movie Series
Watched 1-6 so far and I can say I've like 'em all, at least to some extent. IMO this is one series that can go on pretty much forever since it doesn't require strong continuity (We've already seen more than 1 version of "the end," but then we can just go back in time and see someone totally unrelated picking up the box...); either you escape the cenobites or you don't, there ain't no killing 'em for good... To me, if there's something new to offer, they just need to make another one, it isn't a series that can really "bone the fish" definitively. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on January 29, 2010, 10:40 am

Cube - Movie Series
The sequels were no half as good as the first, perhaps if they had kept the same simplistic quality, this series would not have jumped the shark. First, we get killer cube, next, a whole bunch of depressing "government-is-evil" fare, interpersed with drastically less cool traps and characters. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 19, 2009, 8:56 am

King of the Hill - TV Shows
This show stopped being funny when people started just coming up with random, soulless situations, sticking "The usual suspects" in it, and making all the scripts "How would the characters react in this situation?"... They started being mostly lame around season 10, and now there are almost no consistantly entertaining episodes. Every episode is like a bland "King of the Hill fanfic", some of them inane, some of them ridiculously monumental, and unlike when stuff was inane or monumental before, it's all done in a horribly stiff, unnatural manner... -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 18, 2009, 7:01 pm

Die Hard - Movie Series
Was he really a "Die Hard" in "Live Free"? He barely got hurt aside from a couple hits and the final shot. McClane facing insurmountable odds and suffering massive damage in the process is what Die Hard is about, not a whole bunch of generic stunts. Part 3 was kinda lite, but at least it had a more tense plot and chemistry. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 7:00 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Bonethefish, thank you for existing, and hopefully never selling out. It absolutely ticked me off to see the generic, TOTALLY UNNECESSARY piece of crap TV Guide turned such a cool, unique site into. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:49 pm

Amazon.com - Websites
Probably the best place to easily find and buy stuff cheap, and not looking to change any time soon. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:46 pm

Night of the Living Dead - Movie Series
Excellent series until after DAY OF THE DEAD. The new millenium smeared the official canon like earlier ripoffs smeared it alone. Land of the Dead was a cheap resurrection in a groan-worthy setting (Wow, a fortified city with an invincible patrol truck is such a chilling step from the tiny underground platoon where we last left the humans...) with a predictable and unfinished-seeming climax, Dawn of the Dead remake was entertaining at points but not really inspired, and Diary of the Dead was unnecessary and shoddily-done. Guess what, there's more coming up... This series just may go on like a zombie, ritualistic and meaningless. -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:43 pm

Home Alone - Movie Series
I loved Home Alone 3 myself. Sure the thing wasn't as solid a film as the others... As a matter of fact I really don't remember the specific plot too well... But all the gags (EG the stuff the series is funny for) were still there, with some good new ones thrown in! The terrorist creeps were just as fun to watch screw up and fall into traps as the burglars, and isn't that what people watch the films for? <.< Home Alone 4 on the other hand was quite tedious: One-half of the burglars halfheartedly returns with some random chick, and fall into a house where IT does most of the work and the kid just sits around with a remote control pressing buttons? Was Kevin getting "too old for that crap" or something, or did the writers just think they were being clever? Talk about lazy... -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:32 pm

Nightmare on Elm Street - Movie Series
Freddy has a pretty good series. 1, 3, 4, and 5 were a solid "Series-arc" altogether, part 2 I thought was even better than part 1, and New Nightmare had some good solid moments. The worst were Freddy's Dead and Freddy vs. Jason, but two bad apples don't spoil a bunch. This remake on the other hand... -- Submitted By: (MrBriggsInc) on May 11, 2009, 6:16 pm

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