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JumptheShark.com - Websites
Good Lord! @ Icemouth-good work, and how do you get to see it,,,,I would LOVE to see the old site again! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on May 30, 2014, 1:21 pm

Supergirl - Movie Series
This movie was a giant vomitous turd that nearly blinded me,,,,I saw it when it came out on HBO in the eighties,,,,even as children, we realized this movie was BAD. Nothing makes any sense, and the villain/protagonist are too busy fighting over the dorky landscaping guy to pay attention to anything else,,,,this movie managed to somehow be offensive to both male and female audiences, to women for all the stereotyping, to men with all the "girly" stuff,,,,,,Helen Slater looks great in the costume, but that's about it as far as positives go,,,,,, -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on May 30, 2014, 11:19 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
Yes, I fear that episode seven will be a cash cow and little more,,,,but how can they screw it up any worse than Puke-Ass? Puke-Ass only made about three movies his whole life, THX-1138, American Graffiti, and Star Wars,,,,the rest was re-packaged CRAP! And, yes, I agree, quality control for the Expanded Universe crashed early,,,,with Luke almost going over to the dark side, and every new horrible weapon a copy of the Death Star, and the Emperor is re-born,,,,,,puuuuuuukkkkkkkeeeeee! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on May 30, 2014, 9:57 am

I Am Legend - Movie Series
Not bad,,,,watching Will Smith live in such loneliness that he eventually starts to treat mannequins like friends, even asking one out on a date was good,,,,but still, the ending, when God magically led the woman to some camp where all the human survivors lived in peace in harmony was tacked on and tacky! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on May 30, 2014, 9:51 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
Yeah, the ultra-pc, extremist left CRAP got SO hard to watch,,,like the time the episode with the Nannites,,,no Captain with any brains or guts would turn over a member of his crew to an alien race for judgement,,,,,and you knew that they were running out of ideas when they started to have episodes based completely around the holodeck, though I did like Moriarty,,,,the worst were all the eps with Worf and Alexander,,,,, -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on April 29, 2014, 5:20 pm

Da Vinci Code, The - Movie Series
SUCKED! This movie would've been a HUGE, controversial hit in the eighties a la Passion of the Christ- back when the world wasn't connected to the internet and SO much information wasn't freely circulating in cyberspace,,,,,now it's just a book I couldn't get into, and a movie completely devoid of any mystery or tension,,,,the movie reminded me more of the sucky National Treasure franchise for sheer flatness and lack of action,,,,, -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on August 29, 2013, 10:21 am

Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures - TV Shows
Hilarious! From the very opening credits where MM tries to walk in to Pear's house after her-only to have her slam the door in his face! Also the a capella singing in the opening creds was great! Really painted MM as a working shmoe who just happened to have super powers! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on August 27, 2013, 7:11 pm

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
Dr. Phil is a MONSTROUS douche rivalled only by Dog the Bounty Hunter or his patron, Oprah! His stuff is basically tough love, straight talk, but he gets emotionally abusive! Again, a monstrous douche! But, then again, how could anybody derived from Oprah not be? -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on April 11, 2013, 4:32 pm

Dog the Bounty Hunter - TV Shows
Thanks, Dolfan316-I have strong opinions about some thing, and Dog is one of them-so glad they came up with this site, I really miss the old Jump the Shark but this is great, too! I see you are a regular communicant here! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on September 2, 2012, 4:20 pm

Riptide - TV Shows
Good stuff! Was always aggravated because the opening credits of this show resembled Magnum, P.I., but watched it once, someone had kidnapped the hacker guy and some chick and he did all kinds of cool stuff like trace the imprint of a key with his computer,,,,then I was aggravated when it went off the air! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on September 2, 2012, 4:15 pm

Dog the Bounty Hunter - TV Shows
Dog is the biggest douche of all time-a has been/never was/wannabe cop,,,noticed how they will try to look as much like police as possible,,,just no guns! And his wife,,,,Eeek! She always jumps out with the line, "there's the guy who is taking food out of the mouths of my kids! Sorry, Beth, doesn't look like THEY are the ones eating, if ya know what I mean sweetheart! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on August 31, 2012, 2:26 am

SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron - TV Shows
Good stuff! Had a lot more personality that most of the CRAP we see nowadays! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on August 31, 2012, 2:11 am

Space Academy - TV Shows
One show was a spinoff of the other-I think "Space Academy" was spun off "Jason of Star Command". Not bad stuff for seventies programming-I loved how Jason would always program the Dragos' ship to explode! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on August 31, 2012, 2:04 am

13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, The - TV Shows
Funny as hell-loved Vincent Price in this-remember the two ghosts scheming to get Scoob and Shag to open the chest and one ghost says to the other "don't worry-they'll do it-these two are among the STUPIDEST mortals on Earth! Hilarious! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on August 31, 2012, 2:00 am

Batman, The - TV Shows
Batman rocks! Always has, always will. Even the campy sixties show is good-if only for laughs! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on August 31, 2012, 1:58 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Just want to say how much I hate TV guide and that douchebag that used to own the other site-they really know how to mess up a good thing-it was a great site and was like visiting an old familiar place-the new one just sucks-glad to see we are trying to bring it back here! -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on February 2, 2012, 3:08 pm

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