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Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
Finally, the truth about Dawn Lyn comes out! Most of the people who savaged her have long since left Bone the Fish, and a new patron saint for BTF is being/has been considered. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 2, 2012, 12:08 pm

Ford Motor Company - Random Topics
Car commercials are one big contest to see who can patronize viewers the best. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 24, 2012, 1:01 pm

Warner Music Group - Random Topics
When it comes to fiercely guarding their property, they're now just as bad (if not worse than) Disney. And what business do they have to claim videos which aren't even their own? At least Disney guards only what's theirs. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 24, 2012, 12:46 pm

Futurama - TV Shows
One of the funniest (and truest!) Simpsons quotes. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2012, 12:30 pm

Futurama - TV Shows
Sadly, it seems EVERY animated show out there follows the Simpsons' formula: replacing plots with zany gags, characters that get dumber each season, etc. Even Spongebob followed this formula; compare older episodes to newer ones and you'll see it for yourself. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 15, 2012, 9:39 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
Considering how popular the Star Wars franchise is, a $23 million opening (even for a re-release) is rather abysmal. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 15, 2012, 9:31 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Taffy sounds like the parents, who never learn a keystone rule when it comes to child-rearing: NEVER leave your kids unattended. Then again, how would they have their adventures without semi-neglectful parents? The 90s Are All That allows me to see the episodes I missed after stopping early into season 4. Man, talk about going downhill. In the first seasons, the kids got into mischief, though they'd wreck some things in the process. In season 4, they caused chaos and destruction. Angelica is a monster in all the seasons, but things happen to her that actually make you feel bad for her: On a boating trip, she lets her doll water ski, and a fish swallows it. Angelica frantically tries to get it back, and in the process accidentally releases the anchor. Her dad takes her below deck as she tries to explain what happened, but he refuses to listen and tells her to stay down there, leaving her to cry as she's helpless to get her doll back. She's just as much a monster as in the previous seasons, though. Possible more so: when they were at the car wash, she accidentally opened the sun roof, and water came in. When Chuckie tried to close the sun roof, she fought to keep it open. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 14, 2012, 1:10 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
What, these people don't have Star Wars Episode I on DVD at home? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 14, 2012, 12:36 pm

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
If drugs are the cause of death, then Whitney is sadly yet another celebrity who threw her life away. As for Tony Bennett, legalizing drugs will make them easier to obtain, thus INCREASING the number of deaths from drug abuse. Cigarettes are legal, yet look how many people die from them each year. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 14, 2012, 12:33 pm

Super Bowl Halftime Shows - Random Topics
Ugh, I couldn't believe they hired Madonna for the Halftime show. If Lady Gaga suddenly appeared out of nowhere and took the stage, I would've loved to see the look on Madonna's face. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 9, 2012, 12:04 pm

Harry Potter - Movie Series
The only movies in this series that I missed were Deathly Hallows pt 1 and 2. When I read the book, it felt like 25% of it was Harry, Hermione, and Ron's "camping trip". What's worse, all they do is sit around and plan what to do next (and get into fights with each other), instead of doing anything interesting, like fight monsters. It takes them forever to finally meet up with Voldemort's forces. You'd think, with the movie's tendency to cut parts from the book, they'd cut that, of all things. Then they could have made one movie instead of a two-parter. And consider this: Order of the Phoenix had more pages than Deathly Hallows, yet Deathly Hallows was the one made into a two-parter. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 9, 2012, 11:53 am

Super Mario Bros. (film) - Movie Series
When I was young, I liked a lot of movies based on games or cartoons, though I was too naive to notice something wasn't right in them. However, with this one, I knew at once something was really wrong. Bowser (Sorry, that's "King Koopa") was cast as a human instead of a spiked turtlelike monster, goombas were dinosaurs instead of those walking fanged mushrooms, Yoshi was a baby theropod instead of being large enough for Mario to ride, and the timeline took place in...the age of the dinosaurs?! I don't recall anything suggesting the cretaceous era in SMB, SMB2, or SMB3. Or even Super Mario Land. But, Super Mario World has Yoshi, and he's a dinosaur, so let's make the Mario cartoon and movie take place in the days of the dinosaurs! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 2, 2012, 2:01 pm

Garfield Minus Garfield - Websites
Jim Davis is a good sport. I admire his humility. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:54 pm

Censorship - Random Topics
On one hand, they keep kids from seeing bad things (before the internet, there wasn't really a way parents could find out if a show was kid-friendly until after they already watched it). On the other hand, it enables irresponsible parents, whose stupidity in turn ruins shows for everyone else (banned episodes, etc.). The cons outweigh the pros. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:53 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
So the Wayback Machine has boned, too. Sigh. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:51 pm

Creed - Music Groups
One would think a boy band would get that "honor"... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:50 pm

Occupy Wall Street - Random Topics
I've heard the reports that they desecrated churches who took them in. What have the churches ever done to them in respect to Wall Street? And even though they HATE big business, they have no problem using restrooms owned by evil corporations (like McDonald's). Notice the "evil" corporations grant these people who hate them permission to use their facilities? Everyone else would tell them to get lost. There are those who criticize big business and have legitamite complaints (unfair practices such as Bank of America's charging people to use their own money, companies who exploit their workers, crooked CEOs who would sell their own mothers to make a quick buck, etc.). But it's unwise to paint everyone with the same broad brush. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:47 pm

Kathie Lee Gifford - Celebrities
I guess it's easy to mistake Kathy Lee G. with another Kathy G. Mr. Garrison's shot missed her (and hit Kenny). She was last seen sleeping with Chef while watching Cartman in Jabba the Hutt form on TV. Alas, we all know what happened to Chef... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:36 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
I understand Wikipedia's reason for the blackout (to show what would happen if such laws passed), but in doing so, they punished visitors (a vast majority of whom had nothing to do with the proposed bills). When Websense blocked The Best Website in the Universe, Maddox had the right idea: he blocked only THEM, not everyone else. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:22 pm

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
When I first saw the commercial, I thought, "Man, Sonic must be desperate to get a job." I half-imagined Mario standing behind the camera, pointing and laughing at him. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 26, 2012, 12:17 pm

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