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18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
18 Kids. AND COUNTING? Number 19 on the way?! Good God, the woman must be a masochist for labor pains or something! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2009, 3:28 pm

Rats - Random Topics
I think it's not so much that rats are being singled out for spreading disease. All creatures that spread disease are reviled (mosquitoes, flies, fleas, ticks, cockroaches, etc.), even if they're people. There's a stigma against people with HIV or AIDS, and in the middle ages, there was a stigma against people with Leprosy. It's not because people are mean, but because they are afraid of contracting their diseases. But rats also make good pets. Someone I know once had pet rats, and they're not only easy to take care of but very friendly. No hantaviruses or bubonic plague in them. The rat's reputation is not damaged beyond repair, though. The Secret of NIMH had rats as good guys (but only one as a bad guy). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2009, 9:27 am

Twilight - Movie Series
Wait, wait, wait. Vampires shining in the sun? Vampires DIE from sunlight! Anyone even a little bit familiar with vampires knows that! Twilight's "vampires" (I'm going to use quotation marks when I refer to vampires in Twilight from now on) are also impervious to garlic and crucifixes. It's clear that the writer of this series, Stephanie Meyer, knew nothing about vampires except apparently for their diet of blood. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2009, 9:08 am

Global cooling - Random Topics
Global cooling. Global warming. So which one's real and which one's B.S.? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 12, 2009, 6:40 pm

Wacky World of Tex Avery, The - TV Shows
I always felt like I was watching a low-budget cartoon whenever I watched this show. It failed to catch the magic of Tex Avery cartoons. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 12, 2009, 11:28 am

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
Wow. It's hard to imagine that such a great voice actor could do something like that to the guy who got him the job in the first place. I remember when West voiced Ren as well as Stimpy...and the show was not as good as it used to be. John K was Ren! From this, I have the feeling that Nickelodeon is well on its way to being an evil corporation like Disney. That is, if they haven't already. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 12, 2009, 7:55 am

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
I don't mean to sound ignorant, but I don't know what happened when it came to Ren & Stimpy and John K. You called Billy West a traitor; did he screw over John K? Please tell me the story. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 11, 2009, 6:55 pm

Warriors of Virtue - Movie Series
One of the villains chanted "Stupid Roos! Stupid Roos! Stupid Roos!", further proving the claim that this makes TMNT look like Shakespeare in comparison. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 10, 2009, 2:02 pm

Subservient Chicken, The - Websites
He never seemed to understand half the commands I gave him... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 10, 2009, 11:33 am

Animorphs - TV Shows
I guess not everything...but Disney really ruined Doug. If they could do that to a show like Doug, it's not hard to imagine them doing it to a series like Animorphs. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 10, 2009, 11:27 am

Teletubbies - TV Shows
"Eh-oh!" "Laa-Laa!" "Uh-oh!" "Tubby Toast!" "Tubby Custard!" Don't let your kids watch this, or they'll have to repeat Kindergarten. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 9, 2009, 1:41 pm

Scientology - Random Topics
According to the poll from that site, only 3% of the people who voted have a positive view of Scientology, and only 14% feel that Bashir's questions weren't appropriate. During the interview, Davis said, "...it is in violation of my religious beliefs to talk about them." THEN WHY DID YOU AGREE TO THE INTERVIEW?! I guess because he thought Bashir's questions were going to be "Should people join the Church of Scientology?", "How do E-meters work?", "What DO Scientologists believe?". I doubt Davis would have answered the last one, however. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 9, 2009, 12:25 pm

Scientology - Random Topics
If Xenu and the volcanoes are all lies, why couldn't Tommy Davis have just told them the truth about Scientology? Oh, wait, Martin Bashir probably didn't pay the CoS enough money to learn more about Scientology... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 9, 2009, 8:58 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
Being emo would make him easier to seduce. But something tells me that it would have worked better if he was naive rather than emo...though he proved he already was naive by joining the dark side and trusting Darth Sidious. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 9, 2009, 8:20 am

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
That's ridiculous. Halloween's not a devil-worshipping holiday at all. Its roots come from the Celtic pagan holiday Samhain (a harvest festival), and the Christian holiday All Saint's Day, aka All Hallows, aka Hallowmas (in which saints are recognized and honored). There are many holidays out there that coincide with the days of other religion's holidays, does that mean we need to stop celebrating those, too? As for Chick Tracts, they're really bipolar. One minute, they're doing a good job of teaching morals (avoid drugs, don't lie or steal, etc.) and telling stories from the Bible. But the next, they seem grossly misinformed when it comes to other topics (Harry Potter is turning kids to witches?), and they seem to seek to spread that misinformation. I read the Harry Potter book series, and I can assure you I didn't have the sudden desire to paint a pentagram on the floor. One ridiculous tract was about Dungeons and Dragons (Dark Dungeons). In it, the implication's made that a mere game becomes a paganistic obsession. When a girl loses, she kills herself. Another one (Fairy Tales) is about a boy whose parents tell him about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. When he is told they are fake by his classmates, he kills them. When his parents tell him the truth, he goes insane. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 9, 2009, 8:06 am

Seth McFarlane - Celebrities
Would he like the BK Big Fish combo, king sized with a coke? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 2, 2009, 5:45 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
Anyone here read the comic strip Fox Trot? Check this one out: http://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2009/10/25/ -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 1, 2009, 7:41 am

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
Was she e-mailed about becoming BTF's Patron Saint? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 1, 2009, 7:23 am

Orbitz.com - Websites
Maddox isn't the only one Orbitz screwed over. If you visit his site, you'll see among the list of people those who were ripped off and screwed over by Orbitz like he was. And if you check other sites, many people agree that Orbitz sucks. Free tip, Orbitz...if you're going to screw over a customer, make sure they're not famous. Better yet, DON'T screw over your customers in the first place. The icing on the cake is that they blatantly violated their privacy policy in trying to downplay Maddox's claim. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2009, 2:19 pm

Zero Tolerance Policies - Random Topics
Zero tolerance? Zero Common Sense! This policy does nothing but punish people who've done nothing wrong because it can't tell the difference from code violations and perfectly acceptable possession/use of harmless items. You could be expelled for using nail clippers (Sharp blade? They're weapons! End of story!), giving an ailing classmate pain killers (Over-the-counter, Schmover-the-counter! Aspirin is a type of drug, drugs are drugs, end of story!), and not to mention the kids who've suffered because they brought in tools which zero tolerance considered to be weapons. Before the idiots who came up with Zero Tolerance go around telling kids not to do drugs, they should practice what they preach and cut down on whatever they're snorting, smoking, shooting, etc. until they realize how stupid this policy is. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2009, 1:29 pm

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