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Happy Feet - Movie Series
At first glance, it was yet another penguin movie. When you watch it, it starts out as a story of uniqueness in a world of conformity. Near the end, it takes an environmental turn to deliver the messages of overfishing and global warming. I don't really see how a penguin's dancing translates to "Humans, your actions are affecting us". It's sort of like Lassie barking, and concluding she's saying, "Timmy is in an abandoned mine in the middle of nowhere, and the entrance is blocked by a wall of rubble after a landslide". And how is the dancing a warning call? He's dancing because he's got Happy Feet. If he was dancing because of global warming, wouldn't they be "Sad Feet"? As for the sequel, I don't see the point. It's not like Happy Feet could go anywhere after the first movie, nor is there closure to be addressed. For example, in Cars, we could see how Lightning gets along with his new friends on Route 66. And in Toy Story, you knew one day Andy would grow up, and you're wondering the fates of Woody, Buzz, and the rest of his toys. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 12:22 pm

1980s - Random Topics
Yeah...that's right. I was thinking of the Berlin Wall. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 12:03 pm

Hawaii - Random Topics
I don't think Dolfan's judging an entire group of people. Just the negative people who live there. Chances are the descendants of the nice people his grandparents met were probably taught respect by their parents/grandparents. While some natives I'm sure hate tourists, they're probably only a minority, a vocal one at best. However, if the tourists are jerks who act like the natives are there to serve them as maids or janitors, can you blame their resentment? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 12:00 pm

Fraggle Rock - TV Shows
Something similar happened in Aladdin: when Prince Ali is trying to get Rajah the tiger to back off, he says, "Good kitty, just take off and go". Some idiot with voices in their head heard, "Good teenagers, take off your clothes" and went public. I listened carefully to that part. I did NOT hear "teenagers" or "clothes". Thankfully, it wasn't edited. As for Fraggle Rock, how is it a racial slur when Gobo is one of the characters' names? And how could anyone mishear "Gee, Gobo" as a racial slur? Lastly, it's "Gobo", NOT "Gaboo"! So that makes the alleged racial slur all the more unconvincing. Sigh...this is once again a sad reminder that stupid people make the rules. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 11:57 am

Kid vs. Kat - TV Shows
An alien comes to Earth, blends in, only one kid knows/believes he's an alien, the alien is bent on taking over/destroying the Earth. That's Invader Zim. Give the kid a friend who also knows about the alien, cut out GIR, and now you've got Kid vs Kat. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 16, 2011, 1:20 pm

2011 Vote for New Patron Saint of BTF - Random Topics
I'm guessing Dawn Lyn's no longer worthy of being the Patron Saint of BTF. Tough competition here. Mel Gibson's a scumbag for cheating on his wife, and he OD'd on Omega-3 when he made the anti-Semitic and racists remarks. Kim Kardashian's short marriage proves once more that celebrity marriages are a joke (she's been married many times before, and she'll probably get married yet again). Lindsey Lohan is such a fish-boner she might as well be nicknamed "The Trawler". You usually see her on TV when she's busted yet again, usually on drug charges. The patron saint should represent the epitome of a TV show going downhill (as McGinley did for every show he's been on). But Lindsey Lohan has demonstrated that she's quite adept at going downhill herself. Hence, I vote Lindsey Lohan. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 16, 2011, 12:43 pm

Tim Allen - Celebrities
I second that, he was good in Galaxy Quest. But nobody can argue against Tim Allen being great as Buzz Lightyear. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:36 pm

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
I think PeeWee is now aimed towards an adult audience. Some time back, I watched a performance for a live audience on (I think) HBO. Some skits and topics were NOT for kids. PeeWee sort of reminds me of Conker the squirrel: they started out for kids, then wound up aiming for a mature audience...in such a way that no adult in their right mind would let their kids watch/play. Of course, PeeWee is/was not as vulgar as Conker. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:35 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
He's supporting the OWS movement, even though he's part of the "1%". When a reporter confronted him over this hypocrisy, he snapped at them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:31 pm

Harry and the Potters - Music Groups
How about Percy and the Jacksons? Or the Harry Potter parody, Barry and the Trotters? Or the Russian parody, Tanya and the Grotters? Why not go for Simpsons references: Angelica and the Buttons? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:26 pm

1980s - Random Topics
Unless I'm mistaken, the 80s was when the Cold War finally came to an end. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:16 pm

Back to the Future - Movie Series
Travoltron, THAT would be interesting! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:13 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider, now they attack Mario. Mama Mia! (Sorry, couldn't resist) What next, attacking Sonic? After all, he might encourage kids to put their hamsters into balls and roll them down obstacle courses! They'll get even stupider, just give them time. People say it's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. If Peta ever learns this lesson, it would be far too late. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:09 pm

Dexter's Laboratory - TV Shows
I recently watched some episodes from Seasons 3 and 4. Dexter's Laboratory has been turned into a dung heap. Mandark is given an idiotic back story (hippie parents, his real name is Susan...WTFH?! And retconning: he meets Dexter BEFORE he's introduced to his class). One episode was about Dexter's robots running away: they reach a bar, and one of the robots just talks and talks (for over a minute), then eventually sings. One episode involves Dexter going to the moon where aliens plan on going to Earth to "clean them out". This was predictable. I KNEW they weren't plotting to destroy the human race. One episode was entirely filler: Dad is out with the kids ready to golf. For several minutes, all that happens is Dad fidgets and prepares to hit the ball. At the end, it rains, and they leave. There was one where Dexter used laser surgery on his eyes, and everyone looked distorted. One scene is played over and over: Dee Dee blowing a raspberry, Mom blowing a raspberry, Dad blowing his nose. It wasn't even funny the first time, but unfortunately, some people think repeating a joke will make it funny. Granted, some episodes were OK. But the rest? Usually one would have to be a limbo champ to reach such low quality. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:56 pm

Seth McFarlane - Celebrities
With the Simpsons continuing, I bet Seth MacFarlane's pissed about losing that coveted fourth slot. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:17 pm

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
(), THAT is funny! At the same time, it's sad because it shows how History Channel's really lost its way. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:14 pm

X Factor, The (TV series) - TV Shows
Like one American Idol wasn't bad enough. X Factor is to American Idol what American Dad is to Family Guy. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:09 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
Interesting you say that, PYLrulz. I went to Winn-Dixie right after Halloween, and already they were putting up Christmas merchandise. But compare that to this: back in mid-September, I went with a friend of mine to a clothing store...already they were playing Christmas songs! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 1:38 pm

Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
Some stores are refusing to stock their "Schweddy Balls" flavor because they feel it's too vulgar. Delicious or not, I don't want to think of stuff like that while eating ice cream. I mean, would you want to eat from a tub of chocolate ice cream with a picture of Mr. Hanky on it? Or any other flavor, for that matter? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:28 pm

Pluto (Dwarf Planet) - Random Topics
Thank you, Stephanie! For the record, I prefer nachos to pickles. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:26 pm

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