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1980s - Random Topics
Unless I'm mistaken, the 80s was when the Cold War finally came to an end. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:16 pm

Back to the Future - Movie Series
Travoltron, THAT would be interesting! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:13 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider, now they attack Mario. Mama Mia! (Sorry, couldn't resist) What next, attacking Sonic? After all, he might encourage kids to put their hamsters into balls and roll them down obstacle courses! They'll get even stupider, just give them time. People say it's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. If Peta ever learns this lesson, it would be far too late. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:09 pm

Dexter's Laboratory - TV Shows
I recently watched some episodes from Seasons 3 and 4. Dexter's Laboratory has been turned into a dung heap. Mandark is given an idiotic back story (hippie parents, his real name is Susan...WTFH?! And retconning: he meets Dexter BEFORE he's introduced to his class). One episode was about Dexter's robots running away: they reach a bar, and one of the robots just talks and talks (for over a minute), then eventually sings. One episode involves Dexter going to the moon where aliens plan on going to Earth to "clean them out". This was predictable. I KNEW they weren't plotting to destroy the human race. One episode was entirely filler: Dad is out with the kids ready to golf. For several minutes, all that happens is Dad fidgets and prepares to hit the ball. At the end, it rains, and they leave. There was one where Dexter used laser surgery on his eyes, and everyone looked distorted. One scene is played over and over: Dee Dee blowing a raspberry, Mom blowing a raspberry, Dad blowing his nose. It wasn't even funny the first time, but unfortunately, some people think repeating a joke will make it funny. Granted, some episodes were OK. But the rest? Usually one would have to be a limbo champ to reach such low quality. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:56 pm

Seth McFarlane - Celebrities
With the Simpsons continuing, I bet Seth MacFarlane's pissed about losing that coveted fourth slot. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:17 pm

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
(), THAT is funny! At the same time, it's sad because it shows how History Channel's really lost its way. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:14 pm

X Factor, The (TV series) - TV Shows
Like one American Idol wasn't bad enough. X Factor is to American Idol what American Dad is to Family Guy. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:09 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
Interesting you say that, PYLrulz. I went to Winn-Dixie right after Halloween, and already they were putting up Christmas merchandise. But compare that to this: back in mid-September, I went with a friend of mine to a clothing store...already they were playing Christmas songs! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 1:38 pm

Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
Some stores are refusing to stock their "Schweddy Balls" flavor because they feel it's too vulgar. Delicious or not, I don't want to think of stuff like that while eating ice cream. I mean, would you want to eat from a tub of chocolate ice cream with a picture of Mr. Hanky on it? Or any other flavor, for that matter? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:28 pm

Pluto (Dwarf Planet) - Random Topics
Thank you, Stephanie! For the record, I prefer nachos to pickles. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:26 pm

Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) - Random Topics
A BLACK man, a "white supremacist"? What are they smoking? Or snorting? Or shooting?! I'm willing to bet it's something that gets you a life sentence in Singapore. Gotta love these ad hominem attacks: "Agree with us, or you're a racist, a bigot, a white supremacist, a leper, or whatever we want to call you!" It shows they have no other argument. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:26 pm

Little Caesars - Random Topics
A $5 pizza is a red flag. A high-quality burger (not fast food!) at a restaurant costs more than $5, so it says a lot about a pizza, which is larger in size (and more expensive to make) than a burger. Thanks for the warning. When we got pizza, we always went for Pizza Hut. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:25 pm

Herculoids, The - TV Shows
I've seen this one a couple of times on Boomerang. A good sci-fi cartoon for its era, and the creature designs are cool. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:20 pm

Beavis and Butthead - TV Shows
I missed the premiere, but judging by your comments, my fears of this being a horrible reboot are assuaged. No ban on Beavis saying "fire"? Possibly better than before? Hopefully, this will another rare case where a show comes back and doesn't bone. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:19 pm

President of the United States - Random Topics
I wonder...if the next election is Herman Cain vs Barack Obama, who'd be the douche, and who'd be the turd? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 21, 2011, 1:16 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Jp, I wouldn't eat even one morsel of all this if I were STARVING. I'm just venting on how annoying she is. Everyone hates her because she's annoying. Hearing reports on her are like being stuck in a plane with a little kid screaming the same one line of a super-annoying song over and over again for hours on end. Then, lo and behold, there's a delay, and the kid's still singing. The delay ends after three excruciating hours, and all the while the kid hadn't stopped singing for even a second. Lindsey Lohan is in the news ad nauseum, purposely doing stuff--in this case, breaking the law--to get yet another 15 minutes of fame. There out to be a three strikes law for her; strike three, she's got herself a life sentence, and voila! No more reports on her. Sigh, who am I kidding? She'll be in the news again, reporting she's pregnant from an inmate. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 21, 2011, 1:15 pm

People of Walmart - Websites
I think it's hilarious how comments panning this site get thumbs-down. Anyhow, I have an idea: If you're at Walmart and see a voyeur about to snap your pic, take out your camera and turn the tables on them. Then, add a little bit of Photoshop magic and give them a taste of their own medicine. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 20, 2011, 7:32 pm

1980s - Random Topics
All eras have their pros and cons: the 20s had flapper music, but gangsters such as Al Capone. The 40s had great cartoons (Tom and Jerry, etc.), but WWII. The 60s and 70s? Make of them what you will. This era also has its pros and cons. When it comes to TV, I think we're in the "dark ages" (though there are good shows out there. Don't get me wrong). This era has presented us with a tidal wave of bad cartoons, some of which are just flash animations done by people with little or no artistic talent (Problem Solverz, etc.). I'd rather watch the 80's toy commercials, and I'm not exaggerating. Not to mention reality shows taking over, classic cartoons being remade in "hip" fashion, shows which long since boned the fish still going strong, movies destined for two stars or less, and an early bargain-bin release (I'm really being negative, aren't I?). Well, on the plus side, we can go online for entertainment. I'm glad Al Gore invented the internet. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 20, 2011, 1:22 pm

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
Another channel airing stuff which does not belong. Sci-Fi (excuse me, Syfy) has wrestling, Cartoon Network has live-action, you'd need a time machine to see a music video on MTV. It's like comedians casting themselves as serious actors. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 20, 2011, 1:20 pm

Johnny Depp - Celebrities
Not bashing this guy, but it seems that one way or another Tim Burton casts this guy (usually as the lead) in each and every one of his movies: Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, etc. Burton's hands were tied with AiW, since the lead was a girl. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 20, 2011, 1:19 pm

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