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Jabberjaw - TV Shows
Scooby-Doo + Josie and the Pussycats = Jabberjaw. Jabber=Scooby, Clamhead=Shaggy, Biff=Fred/Alan, Bubbles=Melody (both are blonde airheads), Shelley=Alexandria (both are snobs). Velma, Valerie, and Sebastian are cut out. Don't get me wrong, I like Hanna-Barbera, but a lot of their cartoons are apparently rehashes of their other cartoons. One Jabberjaw episode starred Zorak! But I think it was just supposed to be a cameo. Now for the silver lining: at least Jabberjaw didn't have a nephew. If you decide to watch, be warned: Jabber's constant "woo-woo-woo" and other Curly sound effects could soon get on your nerves. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 23, 2011, 2:49 pm

Steampunk - Random Topics
I never knew about this until I saw a steampunk-based project on a DIY show. How to install those big, round typewriter keys onto a computer's keyboard. That made me think steampunk was interesting. But like all ideas, some people have to overdo it until it's not cool. And gluing gears onto ipods isn't mixing old with new. The gears are decoration, not functional. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 23, 2011, 2:44 pm

Little Caesars - Random Topics
Yes, I've gotten warning before to avoid Cici's like the plague. Glad I followed it. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 23, 2011, 2:43 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
It's quickly becoming 50% Spongebob and 40% Kung Fu Panda. It's possible to see the same exact episode of either show three times in one week. If it's a premiere episode, ten times in one week. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 23, 2011, 2:42 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
According to the news, Twilight: Breaking Dawn made $139 million in the United States. That's the fifth biggest box office debut ever. How could it get so popular, let alone THAT popular? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 23, 2011, 2:42 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean - Movie Series
At first, I thought, "First Country Bears, then Haunted Mansion, now this? Another movie based on a Disney Ride?" But, when I saw the commercials, I thought it might actually be good. So I watched. It was proof Disney could do a "serious" movie for older audiences. And it was violent, surprisingly for a Disney movie. The sequel was more violent, but it was also good: Davy Jones was evil, and the effects for his tentacled beard were amazing. As one movie critic in my paper put it, "It's hard to tell where the actor ends and the CGI begins". Never really watched the third movie (I got tired of it by then), and the fourth movie was too much. Can't wait for number five to be released. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 23, 2011, 2:34 pm

Mike Judge - Celebrities
I think his only bad show was The Goode Family. But that's OK, you can't hit the bullseye every time. Mike Judge never boned. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 12:28 pm

Happy Feet - Movie Series
At first glance, it was yet another penguin movie. When you watch it, it starts out as a story of uniqueness in a world of conformity. Near the end, it takes an environmental turn to deliver the messages of overfishing and global warming. I don't really see how a penguin's dancing translates to "Humans, your actions are affecting us". It's sort of like Lassie barking, and concluding she's saying, "Timmy is in an abandoned mine in the middle of nowhere, and the entrance is blocked by a wall of rubble after a landslide". And how is the dancing a warning call? He's dancing because he's got Happy Feet. If he was dancing because of global warming, wouldn't they be "Sad Feet"? As for the sequel, I don't see the point. It's not like Happy Feet could go anywhere after the first movie, nor is there closure to be addressed. For example, in Cars, we could see how Lightning gets along with his new friends on Route 66. And in Toy Story, you knew one day Andy would grow up, and you're wondering the fates of Woody, Buzz, and the rest of his toys. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 12:22 pm

1980s - Random Topics
Yeah...that's right. I was thinking of the Berlin Wall. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 12:03 pm

Hawaii - Random Topics
I don't think Dolfan's judging an entire group of people. Just the negative people who live there. Chances are the descendants of the nice people his grandparents met were probably taught respect by their parents/grandparents. While some natives I'm sure hate tourists, they're probably only a minority, a vocal one at best. However, if the tourists are jerks who act like the natives are there to serve them as maids or janitors, can you blame their resentment? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 12:00 pm

Fraggle Rock - TV Shows
Something similar happened in Aladdin: when Prince Ali is trying to get Rajah the tiger to back off, he says, "Good kitty, just take off and go". Some idiot with voices in their head heard, "Good teenagers, take off your clothes" and went public. I listened carefully to that part. I did NOT hear "teenagers" or "clothes". Thankfully, it wasn't edited. As for Fraggle Rock, how is it a racial slur when Gobo is one of the characters' names? And how could anyone mishear "Gee, Gobo" as a racial slur? Lastly, it's "Gobo", NOT "Gaboo"! So that makes the alleged racial slur all the more unconvincing. Sigh...this is once again a sad reminder that stupid people make the rules. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 19, 2011, 11:57 am

Kid vs. Kat - TV Shows
An alien comes to Earth, blends in, only one kid knows/believes he's an alien, the alien is bent on taking over/destroying the Earth. That's Invader Zim. Give the kid a friend who also knows about the alien, cut out GIR, and now you've got Kid vs Kat. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 16, 2011, 1:20 pm

2011 Vote for New Patron Saint of BTF - Random Topics
I'm guessing Dawn Lyn's no longer worthy of being the Patron Saint of BTF. Tough competition here. Mel Gibson's a scumbag for cheating on his wife, and he OD'd on Omega-3 when he made the anti-Semitic and racists remarks. Kim Kardashian's short marriage proves once more that celebrity marriages are a joke (she's been married many times before, and she'll probably get married yet again). Lindsey Lohan is such a fish-boner she might as well be nicknamed "The Trawler". You usually see her on TV when she's busted yet again, usually on drug charges. The patron saint should represent the epitome of a TV show going downhill (as McGinley did for every show he's been on). But Lindsey Lohan has demonstrated that she's quite adept at going downhill herself. Hence, I vote Lindsey Lohan. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 16, 2011, 12:43 pm

Tim Allen - Celebrities
I second that, he was good in Galaxy Quest. But nobody can argue against Tim Allen being great as Buzz Lightyear. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:36 pm

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
I think PeeWee is now aimed towards an adult audience. Some time back, I watched a performance for a live audience on (I think) HBO. Some skits and topics were NOT for kids. PeeWee sort of reminds me of Conker the squirrel: they started out for kids, then wound up aiming for a mature audience...in such a way that no adult in their right mind would let their kids watch/play. Of course, PeeWee is/was not as vulgar as Conker. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:35 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
He's supporting the OWS movement, even though he's part of the "1%". When a reporter confronted him over this hypocrisy, he snapped at them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:31 pm

Harry and the Potters - Music Groups
How about Percy and the Jacksons? Or the Harry Potter parody, Barry and the Trotters? Or the Russian parody, Tanya and the Grotters? Why not go for Simpsons references: Angelica and the Buttons? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:26 pm

1980s - Random Topics
Unless I'm mistaken, the 80s was when the Cold War finally came to an end. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:16 pm

Back to the Future - Movie Series
Travoltron, THAT would be interesting! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:13 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider, now they attack Mario. Mama Mia! (Sorry, couldn't resist) What next, attacking Sonic? After all, he might encourage kids to put their hamsters into balls and roll them down obstacle courses! They'll get even stupider, just give them time. People say it's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. If Peta ever learns this lesson, it would be far too late. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:09 pm

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