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2011 Vote for New Patron Saint of BTF - Random Topics
I'm guessing Dawn Lyn's no longer worthy of being the Patron Saint of BTF. Tough competition here. Mel Gibson's a scumbag for cheating on his wife, and he OD'd on Omega-3 when he made the anti-Semitic and racists remarks. Kim Kardashian's short marriage proves once more that celebrity marriages are a joke (she's been married many times before, and she'll probably get married yet again). Lindsey Lohan is such a fish-boner she might as well be nicknamed "The Trawler". You usually see her on TV when she's busted yet again, usually on drug charges. The patron saint should represent the epitome of a TV show going downhill (as McGinley did for every show he's been on). But Lindsey Lohan has demonstrated that she's quite adept at going downhill herself. Hence, I vote Lindsey Lohan. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 16, 2011, 12:43 pm

Tim Allen - Celebrities
I second that, he was good in Galaxy Quest. But nobody can argue against Tim Allen being great as Buzz Lightyear. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:36 pm

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
I think PeeWee is now aimed towards an adult audience. Some time back, I watched a performance for a live audience on (I think) HBO. Some skits and topics were NOT for kids. PeeWee sort of reminds me of Conker the squirrel: they started out for kids, then wound up aiming for a mature audience...in such a way that no adult in their right mind would let their kids watch/play. Of course, PeeWee is/was not as vulgar as Conker. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:35 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
He's supporting the OWS movement, even though he's part of the "1%". When a reporter confronted him over this hypocrisy, he snapped at them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:31 pm

Harry and the Potters - Music Groups
How about Percy and the Jacksons? Or the Harry Potter parody, Barry and the Trotters? Or the Russian parody, Tanya and the Grotters? Why not go for Simpsons references: Angelica and the Buttons? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:26 pm

1980s - Random Topics
Unless I'm mistaken, the 80s was when the Cold War finally came to an end. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:16 pm

Back to the Future - Movie Series
Travoltron, THAT would be interesting! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:13 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider, now they attack Mario. Mama Mia! (Sorry, couldn't resist) What next, attacking Sonic? After all, he might encourage kids to put their hamsters into balls and roll them down obstacle courses! They'll get even stupider, just give them time. People say it's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. If Peta ever learns this lesson, it would be far too late. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2011, 2:09 pm

Dexter's Laboratory - TV Shows
I recently watched some episodes from Seasons 3 and 4. Dexter's Laboratory has been turned into a dung heap. Mandark is given an idiotic back story (hippie parents, his real name is Susan...WTFH?! And retconning: he meets Dexter BEFORE he's introduced to his class). One episode was about Dexter's robots running away: they reach a bar, and one of the robots just talks and talks (for over a minute), then eventually sings. One episode involves Dexter going to the moon where aliens plan on going to Earth to "clean them out". This was predictable. I KNEW they weren't plotting to destroy the human race. One episode was entirely filler: Dad is out with the kids ready to golf. For several minutes, all that happens is Dad fidgets and prepares to hit the ball. At the end, it rains, and they leave. There was one where Dexter used laser surgery on his eyes, and everyone looked distorted. One scene is played over and over: Dee Dee blowing a raspberry, Mom blowing a raspberry, Dad blowing his nose. It wasn't even funny the first time, but unfortunately, some people think repeating a joke will make it funny. Granted, some episodes were OK. But the rest? Usually one would have to be a limbo champ to reach such low quality. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:56 pm

Seth McFarlane - Celebrities
With the Simpsons continuing, I bet Seth MacFarlane's pissed about losing that coveted fourth slot. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:17 pm

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
(), THAT is funny! At the same time, it's sad because it shows how History Channel's really lost its way. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:14 pm

X Factor, The (TV series) - TV Shows
Like one American Idol wasn't bad enough. X Factor is to American Idol what American Dad is to Family Guy. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 7:09 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
Interesting you say that, PYLrulz. I went to Winn-Dixie right after Halloween, and already they were putting up Christmas merchandise. But compare that to this: back in mid-September, I went with a friend of mine to a clothing store...already they were playing Christmas songs! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 4, 2011, 1:38 pm

Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
Some stores are refusing to stock their "Schweddy Balls" flavor because they feel it's too vulgar. Delicious or not, I don't want to think of stuff like that while eating ice cream. I mean, would you want to eat from a tub of chocolate ice cream with a picture of Mr. Hanky on it? Or any other flavor, for that matter? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:28 pm

Pluto (Dwarf Planet) - Random Topics
Thank you, Stephanie! For the record, I prefer nachos to pickles. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:26 pm

Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) - Random Topics
A BLACK man, a "white supremacist"? What are they smoking? Or snorting? Or shooting?! I'm willing to bet it's something that gets you a life sentence in Singapore. Gotta love these ad hominem attacks: "Agree with us, or you're a racist, a bigot, a white supremacist, a leper, or whatever we want to call you!" It shows they have no other argument. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:26 pm

Little Caesars - Random Topics
A $5 pizza is a red flag. A high-quality burger (not fast food!) at a restaurant costs more than $5, so it says a lot about a pizza, which is larger in size (and more expensive to make) than a burger. Thanks for the warning. When we got pizza, we always went for Pizza Hut. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:25 pm

Herculoids, The - TV Shows
I've seen this one a couple of times on Boomerang. A good sci-fi cartoon for its era, and the creature designs are cool. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:20 pm

Beavis and Butthead - TV Shows
I missed the premiere, but judging by your comments, my fears of this being a horrible reboot are assuaged. No ban on Beavis saying "fire"? Possibly better than before? Hopefully, this will another rare case where a show comes back and doesn't bone. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 31, 2011, 3:19 pm

President of the United States - Random Topics
I wonder...if the next election is Herman Cain vs Barack Obama, who'd be the douche, and who'd be the turd? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 21, 2011, 1:16 pm

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