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Tyler Perry movies - Movie Series
The guy sucks and is not funny. Playing an outraged black woman really got old after a few minutes. Not to mention obnoxiously loud. -- Submitted By: () on July 14, 2014, 5:01 am

Spill.com - Websites
This site had the best movie reviews imo. Too bad it got shut down...Oh well, at least Korey and Leon (actually named Martin) are back at it with a new site named Double Toasted. -- Submitted By: () on July 3, 2014, 4:01 pm

Flash Gordon (2007) - TV Shows
Nothing in common with the traditional Flash Gordon but the name. A complete waste. -- Submitted By: () on May 29, 2014, 2:11 pm

Family Ties - TV Shows
I liked this show for about the first half of the first season, when it stuck to its original premise of a pair of middle aged ex-hippies now living a middle class existence with three varied children who did not share their ideals. But then it became "The Alex P. Keaton Show", everyone else was relegated to background status, and I stopped watching. -- Submitted By: () on May 29, 2014, 2:04 pm

Sam & Cat - TV Shows
I have been watching this show for awhile now, and it is definately not a "kids show." There are adult references everywhere. I love it! -- Submitted By: () on May 10, 2014, 10:56 pm

Battlestar Galactica 1978 - TV Shows
They lost a HUGE amount of funding because Lucas sued for copyright infringement, completely ridiculous, TOTALLY different premise than Star Wars,,,,so funding was RADICALLY cut, this is the cause of the majority of the complaints on here,,,,i.e., little to no special effects, characters disappearing,,,,then it was moved to a Sunday night format where the FCC had decreed that all Sunday night programming had to be educational,,,so no more cool laser fights,,,,by then it was just Apollo and Starbuck ferrying a bunch of stupid kids (Jason, Moonstone, and Starla, anyone?) around, flying motorcycles,,,,and lots of other stupid crap but the station had to do the best they were given,,,,I don't even want to talk about how Godawful G1980 was,,,,except the last episode with the return of Starbuck,,,,,one part that was unintentionally hilarious was how in the voiceovers Starbuck sounds like a polished poet, and the quality of the special effects went down with Cy the Cylon because the suits wanted to have a character that was more identifiable so you can actually hear the actors tones in Cy's dialogue,,,,,never could really get into the new ones, though there were a few good scenes,,,, -- Submitted By: () on April 29, 2014, 4:45 pm

V (1984) - TV Shows
The miniseries was good, they "dumbed it down" for a TV audience with the half-breed girl, Elizabeth "magically" absorbing the force of the bomb. In the book it made MUCH more sense,she was a prodigy, and she saved the day, but by programming the countdown into an endless loop so the bomb would never explode. The TV show boned almost immediately by killing off main characters like Elias and Martin, cheap special effects, Donovan captured/escaping over and over,,,,,we didn't have "Bone the Fish" as a statement back then, but I remember thinking that as a thirteen-year old kid! And the recently-released sequel novels all sucked too,,,,the original novels during the eighties were okay but the CRAP released in the last few years were garbage,,,seemed more interested in talking about deviant sex acts between humans and Visitors than anything else,,,,, -- Submitted By: () on April 29, 2014, 3:03 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
I wouldn't say Season 6 is where it officially jumped because there are some great/classic episodes in S6, like A Stash from the Past, Lies My Father Told Me and Don't Ask Don't Tell, just to name a few. Season 6 is an above average season in general. Honestly, Season 7 is when things got a lot less funny and characters seemed to become complete caricatures of themselves. I have no problem with women cutting their hair, but for some reason, as soon as Jackie cut her hair, it was like "BAM, I'm going to act like a cross between Ellen DeGeneres and Barney Fife now!". I personally think the show should have ended at the end of S6, because the show would have went out on a high note. But instead, it went on for 3 more utterly unnecessary seasons, in which Jackie's character suddenly exists only to pop into a room, grimace and say something insanely slapstick, clutch onto Andy for dear life, and go right back out. She and Roseanne didn't even seem close anymore at that point. Another thing I noticed is that, even though I liked David, he began getting more airtime than necessary (more than DARLENE, DJ, JACKIE, etc) and Mark went from being the smooth bad boy/rebel (think "Fonz" from Happy Days) to being dumber than a box of rocks. But the actual shark jump moment that there was absolutely no turning back from was when the hit the lottery. The sharks had been swarming around for awhile before that, but when the Conners were suddenly multimillionaires the shark was jumped, maimed, and suffered a bloody gory death. The lottery episode was completely uncalled for, unrealistic and it also went against everything the show was supposed to be about in the first place. That was the definite point of no return, and the show continued to head into a continuous downward spiral for the rest of it's run. After they won the lottery, the charm of the show was gone, the characters (which had already started to become caricatures of their former selves) were no longer funny, relatable, and the chemistry that they used to have was absent. Everything was suddenly awkward and no longer even felt like "Roseanne". -- Submitted By: () on April 24, 2014, 11:44 pm

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
A Chick Tract led me to the Lord, but Mr. Chick is a bit opinionated. I attended a Catholic Mass this past Easter, Mary (That's Jesus Mother for those of you in Rio Linda!) was mentioned only once, DISPROVING Catholics are nothing more than a bunch of stark raving Mary Worshipers. As a matter of fact they mentioned many of the same things my church (Baptist)did. They mentioned that Adam and Eve caused sin to enter this world, and all of us have sinned one time or another. They also said the "Blessed Hope" (That's The Rapture for those of you in Rio Linda!) could take place at any time. IMHO Catholics are Christians, they just worship god differently, and there is NOTHING wrong with that. PS if Jack Chick thinks he knows EVERYTHING about Christians there is a little test he can take. Fill an olympic sized pool with water. Put in 10,000 HUNGRY Piranhas (This is Optional but it kind of makes things a little more interesting LOL). Mr Chick will then walk the length of the pool. If he's 100% right it shouldn't be any problem. What's that, you aren't 100% right? In that case Bon Appetit Fishies! -- Submitted By: () on April 21, 2014, 12:12 pm

Pan Am - TV Shows
IMO, once one saw a few minutes of folks dressing up in suits to ride in planes with inedible meals being served with the finest plates and cutlery and then waxed nostalgic about being treated as royalty by the now-defunct airline, there really was no point in tuning in. -- Submitted By: () on March 30, 2014, 1:57 pm

Celebrity Rehab - TV Shows
Dr. Drew probably regrets coming up with this show now that he has five celebrity patients/contestants from his show that are now corpses because his treatment didn't work. The public, fairly or unfairly, blames him for it. This is why therapy is supposed to be behind closed doors and not a circus act. -- Submitted By: () on March 26, 2014, 10:37 pm

Sony - Random Topics
The Sony BMG copy protection rootkit scandal...need I say more? Pretty shady stuff there. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:39 am

Pokemon - TV Shows
It boned for me when I saw Pikachu defeat an Onix. Try playing the game and see if that logic works. I never expected this anime to follow the games, hell, it didn't even try to follow the manga closely. Ash Ketchum became a nuisance, no matter the season, and yeah despite the Pokemon looking good. They really had to resort to repeating their given names over and over like idiots. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:35 am

Mega Man (TV series) - TV Shows
It was your typical cheesy 90s cartoon show that just like every other video game TV show like it. Bombed and boned. Nothing is right, the source material is screwed with and there is always awkward moments to this day people parody over. Like Guts Man's ass. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:30 am

Burger King - Random Topics
Why isn't the Subservient Chicken on here? That thing right next to the plastic King mascot is just as creepy. You can tell it to do (almost) anything. That site has existed for quite a while, though I think it has finally been taken down. But, it was something for a while. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:24 am

Alice Cooper - Music Groups
Every decade, Alice Cooper adapts to it. So, of course it's just a mixed bag on how you prefer the music of Alice Cooper. In the 80s, yeah he had the wild hair going, the New Wave, Radio-Friendly thing. Then early 2000s, he got dark with Brutal Planet and Dragontown. These days, he's kinda mixing it up but eventually. Least that was the kindof exposure of his music I got. But either way, he was awesome. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:16 am

Transformers: Prime - TV Shows
I actually like the look and feel of this show. Frank Welker returning as Megatron, finally, was a plus. In fact, he changed the voice of Megatron so it's completely different from his G1 counterpart. Which actually worked and is fine in my book. Only nitpicks I have is, they made Optimus Prime's mouth look ugly. Everytime he's seen with that mouth, he's just a little hard to take seriously or even know if it's him. The other, is that the human characters are seriously stereotypical and intolerable in everyway. They're all one-dimensional. Other than all of that, it's good. Oh, why kill Cliffjumper so early?! -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:11 am

Spider-Man - Movie Series
I disliked the 3rd for obvious reasons I won't state because I'll just be stating everyone's opinions. But, they could've gone a better direction with Venom and the Symbiote/Peter's relationship. I heavily doubt if one were to be absorbed or taken over by a symbiote, it'd make you want to dress dark, comb your hair down, and start dancing shamelessly. There were so many better takes and material to base that relationship off. But they instead went with that for some ridiculous reason. Also, we've known all along Ben's killer was that robber guy in the first film. Entirely un-necessary to pin it on Sandman when he alone has his own reasons already for going after Spider-Man. Just wasteful. -- Submitted By: () on March 19, 2014, 4:11 am

Matrix - Movie Series
The 2nd and 3rd ones should not have been made in the same year. I didn't mind them. But, they could've waited longer instead of pushing through rush jobs. Although the dialogue in the two sequels were giving me a headache. So. Much. Explaining. Cryptic. Knowledge. -- Submitted By: () on March 19, 2014, 4:06 am

Nutty Professor, The (1996 film) - Movie Series
Sorry, Eddie. But there's only so much of you we can take. The sequel was practically intolerable. -- Submitted By: () on March 19, 2014, 1:44 am

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