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Lance Armstrong (born Lance Edward Gunderson on September 18, 1971) is an American professional road racing cyclist who rides for UCI ProTeam Team Astana. He won the Tour de France a record-breaking seven consecutive years, from 1999 to 2005.

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1 Dates Ashley Olsen That's just gross.
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2 A Liar and a Cheater But since he won and had a disease, he gets a pass
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3 Never Boned Still rocks.
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4 Colored Cause Bracelets This trend has gotten way out of hand by 2009
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5 Leaves his wife And hooks up with Sheryl Crow
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6 Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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1 When I heard of the accusations regarding Lance, my first thought was it was the French being a bunch of sore losers and crybabies once again - but when the truth came out, I was terribly ashamed of having supported Lance in the first place. It wouldn't surprise me if he knew all along that the truth would eventually come to light but went ahead and used that stuff anyway. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 1, 2013, 7:09 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
2 When I was growing up I had one hero: Lance Armstrong. I always wore a Livestrong wrist band, had posters of him completely covering my walls and actively recruited other kids to support the Livestrong Foundation and raise money for it. Lance was everything a hero should be, strong, courageous, generous, noble, and he always told the truth! I guess it was the boy scout in me that made be believe in him, I desperately wanted to know that there were some people out there who rose above the crowd and had pure souls. Now I know the truth. Lance Armstrong not only is a cheat and a liar but a horrible, terrible, sick, pathetic, worthless, low life piece of crap. If I saw him I would not hesitate to spit in his face and slap him. Thank you, Lance for destroying my faith in humanity and thank you for making my life as a child completely ridiculous. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on July 20, 2013, 8:18 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
3 I imagine somewhere Floyd Landis doing the fist pump and saying "YYYYeesssssss!!!" Yeah, I was one of those who had 'drank the Koolaid' and really believed that Armstrong was just awesome like that and that the French were just being spoil-sports because an American kept winning 'their' game. I began to question my belief though as more and more disgraced cyclists kept coming out and saying something to the effect of 'Lance does it too, he's just really sneaky about it.' I suppose the good that will come of this is that it will serve to clean up this sport as well as others by leading to better and more effective doping detection methods. But, there will always be the cheats who will figure out a better way around it too. Considering what an elaborate operation this must have been for Armstrong to dance around the accusations for so long and still come out smelling like a rose-It wouldn't surprise me one bit to see Armstrong and his cohorts in this become highly paid consultants to combat doping practices in various sports. You know, kinda like those skilled criminals who wind up going to work for a law enforcement agency as a consultant to combat the very thing they got busted for? -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 28, 2013, 9:27 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
4 Pelirojo, you didn't go far enough. Seriously, though, after reading all you wrote, not even a starving fly would touch this rotting heap of fish carcasses. OK, so he raises awareness for cancer, but the parade of bad deeds tramples this one good deed into the dirt. -- Submitted By: () on January 24, 2013, 10:09 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
5 To try to keep this from getting too long-winded and keep my blood pressure from exploding, I'm just going to go over what I consider the WORST stuff that has come out about him that I consider reprehensible. First of all, not only did he cheat but he deliberately RUINED anyone who attempted to blow the whistle on him right up to suing them. Of course, this cheating has had FAR more seismic impact than just HIM, it's also vacated seven Tour de France titles from having ANY winners and the Olympics are seriously considering whether to quit having biking competitions altogether so that means that there are a great many athletes past, present and future who have been adversely impacted by this. Oh, and if it were truly a case of 'everyone cheats' then why is it that only HE crossed the finish line first and not having been hundred-way ties? Wouldn't everyone cheating have levelled the playing field? But what REALLY gets me furious about this is what he claims he said to his son. I realize that he has virtually zero credibility and his Oprah interview was an attempt to refurbish his image but even by this spin IF what he said to his son is true, it's rather rotten. His son had DEFENDED him and he supposedly told his son that the cheating claims were TRUE and NOT to defend him anymore. Supposedly his son said that that was okay and he still loved Lance. Well, if Lance truly loved his son, then why didn't he own it, go public and admit cheating and take his medicine right THEN and there?! Instead, at best he let his son to continue taking flak on his behalf while, at best, tacitly letting his son participate in covering up his own dirty laundry [and at worst, he COERCED his son into covering up his own dirty laundry]. Thus, even by his own spin, what he did and allowed to happen to his minor son for YEARS on end truly STINKS! I hope no one is surprised if in the future his offspring or other family members writes a 'Jersey Dearest' account of what existence with Lance may have been. Oh, and after ALL he put everyone he was associated with up to and including his closest family members and himself through, he STILL wants to be able to compete again?! There are no [printable] words. Oh, yeah, and I'm not happy that I was gullible enough to buy his spin for as long as I did. I'll grant that it's good that he at least was able to help cancer victims who might not have otherwise received it via the organization he founded but otherwise I have no use for hm. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 20, 2013, 12:13 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
6 If you look down this page, you know that I already expected this guy to be a fraud, so this "revelation" this week that he cheated doesn't surprise me at all. I watched clips of the Oprah interview and it doesn't really change my opinion of him much. Still seems like a arrogant prick, but an arrogant prick now exposed. First step towards recovery maybe, but we'll see. The big difference between Tiger and Lance... Tiger was caught and fessed up pretty much right away. Lance denied it for YEARS. He sued people and ruined lives. Outside of his ex-wife and maybe kids, Tiger didn't purposely ruin lives. Tiger is liked by most other golfers, Lance is despised my old teammates and other cyclists. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on January 18, 2013, 10:30 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
7 I had lost my respect for Greg Lemond when he accused Lance of cheating. Since the truth is now out, I have regained my respect for Greg, the only American to win the Tour de France cleanly. While Tiger Woods has a chance to redeem himself, I can't say the same for Lance. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 15, 2013, 11:55 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
8 But in all realities, Lance doesn't give a damn. He got his money. He got his fame. He'll get "shamed" by the media, all while he cycles off into the sunset into obscurity. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 15, 2013, 12:49 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
9 Now he admits what the less gullible knew all along. He is a lying POS egomaniac. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on January 15, 2013, 6:15 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
10 Sad but true point, Robert. However; those of us with faith believe that in the next world, everyone gets EXACTLY what they deserve. Yeah, I tried to give him as much doubt's benefit as possible for the longest time but there simply seems to be too much smoke for there to have been apparently zero ignition on his part. Oh, and now the Tour de France is supposed to from now on have NO 'official' winners re those seven years. What does that say to the fastest NON-chemically altered competitors for each of those years? Talk about a sport imploding. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on October 18, 2012, 7:30 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
11 It's said that cheaters never prosper, but that's not quite true: cheaters DO prosper...just at a heavy price. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 15, 2012, 8:55 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
12 How ironic that Lance Armstrong was thought to be the epitome of everything that used to make America great (succeeding by hard work and pure want to) and instead turned out to be everything that's wrong with America today (the only way to succeed is to cheat like hell). -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on October 15, 2012, 11:53 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
13 Well, now that it's okay to hate Lance, I might as well vocalize my long held suspicion-- I've always believed Lance's testicular cancer was a side effect of doping. I wonder if anyone will look into that possibility. His "I'm innocent" schtick is wearing thin. If he were innocent, he'd fight the charges. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 12, 2012, 12:20 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
14 The way Cycling is, Lance won fairly. Can you tell me a cycler who races those big races who HASN'T doped?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on August 27, 2012, 1:17 pm - (3 votes) - Login to Vote
15 Further proof that the richest, most famous people in America are only in their position by cheating or luck and all that yammering about how they got there through hard work is just a bunch of BS. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 25, 2012, 5:31 pm - (-1 votes) - Login to Vote
16 There's no joy in Mudville today, the Mighty Armstrong struck out via quitting the fight to clear his name and gave up his 7 Jerseys. Thus, regardless of whether one believes he cheated or was persecuted, this is a rather disappointing and sad end to the entire mess. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 24, 2012, 10:17 am - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
17 Why am I not surprised that this guy is not going to fight the charges against him on doping? I knew he was a lying, cheating douchebag from day one. I'm still shocked people are defending him. Give it up, he's a guilty fraud! -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on August 24, 2012, 8:46 am - (3 votes) - Login to Vote
18 I have NO respect for cheaters. And if someone's knowingly infected with an STD and they do it with someone, they should be charged with felony assault or first-degree murder (if it's terminal). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 2, 2011, 12:42 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
19 And the worst part is, the REAL reason people are all outraged over Lance cheating is because the other cyclists were cheating too and they STILL couldn't beat him. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 1, 2011, 7:50 pm - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
20 Kingbk, it worked for Masgic Johnson too. Remember that? He cheats on his wife and suddenly announces he has the HIV virus (not even AIDs, just the virus that makes it possible) and suddenly he's the most wonderful person ever. But back to the subject, Lance Armstrong is just another example of how in modern society, mere hard work isn't enough and only the cheaters ever succeed. It's the dirty little secret American society doesn't want you to realize, even as everybody who gets ahead does it. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 1, 2011, 7:43 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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