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Celebrities - Jessica Alba

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981)is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000 to2002). Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007

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1 Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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2 Lousy Eye Candy Won't Strip in role of Stripper in Sin City
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3 Never Boned Still rocks.
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1 Jessica Alba would be a serous candidate for most overrated person on the planet if she hadn't apparently dropped off the face of it lately. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 9, 2011, 7:31 pm - (3 votes) - Login to Vote
2 I watched "Dark Angel" a few times when it was on as this was supposed to be her breakthrough show. I just remember this sort of cartoon like "Batgirl" thing who liked to use the expression "kick your ass" every episode. Pretty lame if you asked me in the grand tradition of other teenage divas of the day. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on February 9, 2011, 3:59 am - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
3 Just a pretty face (and ass) with NO talent- wow she is BAAAAAAD -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on October 17, 2009, 6:21 am - (4 votes) - Login to Vote
4 I don't know if it's just me, but she looks different every time I see her. I've seen about 15 pictures of her, and in about 10 of those pictures she almost looks like a totally different person. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on October 11, 2009, 9:29 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
5 @DollFann316 Well, Julia Roberts played a prostitute and didn't get naked either, they used a double for that. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on October 11, 2009, 5:05 pm - (3 votes) - Login to Vote
6 I'm actually kind of a fan of her as a human being. She seems intelligent, caring, and involved. She is very pretty, no one can deny that. But she is a pretty horrible actress. She shouldn't be in movies. Her strengths aren't in the arts, and she'd be more useful in another field. -- Submitted By: (JLer2562) on October 11, 2009, 3:31 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
7 Even DOLPHINS get horny when they see her? Wow........... -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on July 30, 2009, 2:02 pm - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
8 Thanks DolFan, I cannot stand Jessica Alba, How the hell did she play Sue Reed in Fantastic Four? That was just silly as well, but not as bad as the stripper who has clothes, who also was 100% NUDE in the Frank Miller comics- drop dead Jessica Alba, there are 10000's of hotter up and coming actresses and Models who are way better looking than you anyway. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 7:35 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
9 HAHA, YOU GO CHUBBYRAIN!!! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!! How can anyone want to play a stripper and then say they're NOT getting naked? You're a STRIPPER!!! It's not as if she was being asked to do a gratuitous nude scene out of nowhere that didn't even fit the movie. Plus I actually saw the one episode of "Punk'd" she was on and let's just say she made Leona Helmsley look like Mother Teresa. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 20, 2009, 5:04 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
10 This vacuous piece of "Eye Candy" completely boned the fish in the film "Sin City" when she played a STRIPPER and then told directors she didnt want to be naked at all. AND THEY LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT!!! She is a complete Bimbo that now thinks she is above all of that, guess what you are completely replaceabke and have no real talent except your ass- see the other great films like "Honey" and "Into the Blue"- you shake your ass in one film, and wear a bikini in the other. Enough of this tartar sauce covered lousy actor with a nice body- go away now, please! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 20, 2009, 4:42 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote

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