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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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History (History Channel) - Random Topics
They need to have a hardcore history network for viewers with decent-sized IQs, featuring reasonably deep programs about actual history - preferably heavy on pre-20th-century history - and move all that fluff programming to a History Channel Lite for those who require things to be dumbed down for them. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 6, 2011, 2:15 am

Temp Agencies - Random Topics
My first few months after moving to Seattle saw me in the temp world. It was one of the most depressing, humiliating periods in my life; I always felt utterly valueless at the end of the day. To borrow a bit of Vietnam-era Army lingo, I felt - and was generally treated - like the FNG. So in later years, when I became a manager and needed the services of a temp agency, I would treat my temps EXTREMELY well, and I made sure my staff did too. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 6, 2011, 2:04 am

Weakest Link, The - TV Shows
I could never get past that dreadful host. Whatever merits the show had were lost on me, as I found her persona too distracting. From what I've heard, her behavior brought the show more viewers than the game's basic premise; I don't know if that's true but it wouldn't surprise me. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 6, 2011, 1:49 am

American South, The - Random Topics
As usual, Kingbk is the voice of reason amid the cacophony of "My dogma is better than your dogma, nenny nenny nyehhh!" Why are these silly spitfests so often allowed to overwhelm (and sidetrack us from) a topic whose intrinsic interest hardly needs the sorts of sociopolitical embellishments you people load it down with? How about this: The South is a picturesque place filled with interesting people, good music and great food. There is no single monolithic Southern Culture, and Southerners have as great a diversity of viewpoints as any other segment of society. Most of the sneering cliches and stereotypes snooty Easterners attach to the region are either long out of date or never reflected reality in the first damn place. I have met very few Southerns I didn't like, and I've known more than a few for whom I'd take a bullet. The climate I can do without, and there are too many snakes down there for my taste. But overall I love the South, and America would hardly have been America without it. (For the record, I'm a Northwesterner, born and bred.) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 6, 2011, 1:33 am

Circus of the Stars - TV Shows
The concept of the show was weird to me even as a little kid and as an adult I would sometimes wonder if I dreamed the whole thing. I had thought this show was canceled in the mid-80s, but Wiki says this show ran until 1994. I disagree with the previous comment about this show never working today. It seems inline with all the "celebrity" reality shows currently polluting the airwaves. NBC did try a ripoff flop called "Celebrity Circus" in 2008 with D-list celebs. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 6, 2011, 1:13 am

Lamisil - Random Topics
"Probably"? LOL I'm going for "beyond a shadow of a doubt". -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 6, 2011, 1:03 am

John C. Reilly - Celebrities
Johnny Cash has no special significance to me. Neither does John C Reilly. The only "cheesy formula" is an attitude of exagerated self-importance from second rate comedians who try to convince us they're lampooning some "cliche". Actually this is a way of selling crap to the public which lacks originality and just isn't funny. Your babbling about "sacred cows","cliches" is just your own exaggerated sense of self importance. None of these biopics are alike. The writers, producers and actors in movies like this know the kind of pseudo-critics who will buy this as parody of "sacred cows" who take themselves too seriously and need to learn to have a good laugh over their brother's death. Thank God we have John C Reilly and people like you (and the writers and producers) who have taught us all to laugh at death. Thank you -- Submitted By: () on May 5, 2011, 10:33 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
The gist of the Middle East's reaction to Osama's death: "We don't believe he's dead, but we're mighty pissed that you killed him." -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 5, 2011, 10:01 pm

V.C. Andrews Novels - Random Topics
Back in my bookseller days, it was all I could do to keep from begging a customer who brought a V.C. Andrews novel to the counter to try Jane Austen instead (or at least Jean Auel). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 8:25 pm

Knighthood - Random Topics
I'm an American who takes the American Creed pretty seriously, so I am tempted to vote "Boned From Day 1". Knighthood is antithetical to everything America ought to stand for. So too, of course, is the very notion of nobility or monarchy. Both are worthless anachronisms best tossed in the Garbage Can of Ignorant Societal Structures. My ancestors rejected all that crap pretty forcefully 230-some years ago, and I remain true to their vision. One of the wisest laws ever passed in my country was the prohibition of its citizens from accepting foreign titles. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 8:20 pm

Superman - Random Topics
As a kid, I never understood why Superman didn't help us win World War 2. Hell, he never lifted a finger in any meaningful way to help us win any of our subsequent wars. Maybe it can be said that his recently-announced abdication of his duty to America reflects an attitude dating all the way back to 1941.... -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 8:02 pm

Wizard of Oz, The - Movie Series
Travoltron, comment of the year! I don't think we do Bone the Fish awards yet, but if we ever do, for 2011 comment of the year, I think you would win in a landslide. Some of my lefty friends I defriended on Facebook thanks to their comments a few days ago on this matter. I could tolerate some of their kooky, whiny beliefs beforehand, but this was over the line for me. Not all my lefty friends thankfully were this way... many were happy about the outcome. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 5, 2011, 3:40 pm

Wizard of Oz, The - Movie Series
LOL @ Travoltron's comment! :) -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 5, 2011, 12:49 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
I looked at the Problem Solverz clip from the link you gave, Cartooner...It is literally--LITERALLY!--a cheaply done Flash animation, the likes of which would have been Blammed were it uploaded onto Newgrounds. Alas, it further proves today's "cartoonists" (and I use that term LOOSELY) just aren't trying anymore. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 5, 2011, 12:44 pm

TheTruth.com - Websites
Now Soggy, that can't be true. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to stand me ;-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on May 5, 2011, 5:08 am

Wizard of Oz, The - Movie Series
Travoltron- thanks for the best quote of the year, Im going to put that on facebook, properly attributed of course! On another Oz note- I hate slot machines, but I was able to play the Wizard of Oz slot machine earlier this year- and frankly it was an amazing experience. If you are at a casino and like this movie- play it! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 5, 2011, 4:23 am

TheTruth.com - Websites
Any site, regardless of its subject matter, which calls itself The Truth automatically bones. (That goes for people who include the word "truth" in their online screen names.) It's a word redolent of self-importance, and self-importance annoys me more than damn near anything else on the planet. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 4:02 am

1970's - Random Topics
I couldn't disagree more with JayD: The '70s were to me the ultimate Vanilla Decade. There were some decent TV shows back then, and of course a number of classic movies, but there was also lots of empty-headed crap on both big screen and small. Pop culture was more vacuous than it had ever been before, and the fads and fashions we so loved back then look pretty childish to me now. And the music, for the most part, was bland and forgettable - until the punk movement came along and things started to get interesting again. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 3:54 am

Classmates.com - Websites
I'm seeing a pattern here: All of us mouthy opinionated SOBs hated high school. I wonder if that means that those of our classmates who enjoyed the high school experience are unlikely to visit online opinion sites? (Maybe they're afraid we're waiting to pounce on them if they do....) The only people I've been connecting with on Classmates.com are former teachers and coaches, and one ex-principal; the actual classmates have ignored me completely (and I them). -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 3:42 am

Cigars - Random Topics
True enough. (I have had to use that Freud quote dozens of times over the years on people who spend too much time and energy trying to read between the lines.) Nor am I a frequent smoker; I average maybe one nice Macanudo or Montecristo every two months. (I don't smoke cigarettes at all.) Maybe they'll catch up to me someday, but I'm not losing any sleep worrying about it. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 3:24 am

Gong Show, The - TV Shows
A ridiculously simple formula that was nonetheless ahead of its time. The kind of ironic humor so common today was pretty hard to find in the '70s, but the Gong Show had it in spades. Chuck Barris was simply a genius. The show never boned. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 3:04 am

CBS Evening News, The - TV Shows
"Courage." I don't know when Rather started signing off with that word, and I don't think he did it for very long, but that's my Boning Moment. I do agree with DolFan that his role in the Bush National Guard records flap was shameful, but I think Rather had been slowly squandering his credibility for years before that. And when the suits dumped his replacement, the perfectly acceptable Bob Schieffer, in favor of a woman with the gravitas of a piece of Silly Putty, the boning process was complete. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 2:48 am

John C. Reilly - Celebrities
Well, Irbloom, I do appreciate your passion; clearly Johnny Cash has some sort of super-exalted untouchable status in your eyes. Look, I'm not into icons and sacred cows. In my world, nobody is above being lampooned. And the celebrity biopic format, which tends to take itself waaaayyyy too seriously, invites parody with its attitude of self-importance, not to mention the cheesy formula it always uses. (Sudden fame, trouble handling fame, heartbreak, fall from grace, redemption - a formula rife with cliches and just begging to be made fun of.) And as a said earlier, there are more appropriate people to blame for a movie you don't like, starting with the producers, writers and director. In the case of Walk Hard, that means exactly two people: Jake Kasdan and Judd Apatow. They are the ones who (supposedly) dissed your beloved Man in Black; the actor Mr Reilly was only following their direction. But hey, I'm sure you're not alone; there are probably some grim and earnest fans of the King Arthur mythos who would like to see everyone associated with Monty Python & The Holy Grail burned at the stake. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 5, 2011, 2:27 am

Saddam Hussein - Celebrities
No votes for Never Boned.....keep it that way. Its great that this guy was eventually caught. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 4, 2011, 11:25 pm

Andromeda - TV Shows
Another show that Gene Roddenberry made despite being dead. I always pictured TV producers conjuring him via seance or Ouija boards. Other people here have alluded to it already, but I should elaborate. Kevin Sorbo thought this ensemble show was all about HIM and threw his weight around to make it so. The series creator didn't want to go along with this, so Sorbo got him fired. Sorbo was jealous of all the attention co-star Keith Hamilton Cobb was getting (especially be female fans) and made things miserable for him until he quit. The last season or two were completely unintelligible. You'll notice you don't see him much in anything these days and I'm sure that's largely due to the way he treated his cast and crew. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 4, 2011, 11:12 pm

Earth - Final Conflict - TV Shows
I was always amazed how Gene Roddenberry continued to put out TV shows despite the handicap of being dead. I found this show as dull as dishwater and I can't believe it ran for five seasons. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 4, 2011, 10:49 pm

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
You know what's funny about the M*A*S*H franchise? Every incarnation gets progressively worse. The novel is an under rated classic that will make you laugh like an idiot. The 1970, while a dark comedy classic, didn't have the same vibe the novel had. Still, though, it's a classic that everyone should see at least once. The TV show is a classic example of a show staying past its welcome. What started out as a great ensemble sitcom became Alan Alda's personal soapbox. It really is a shame because, for about 6 or 7 seasons, M*A*S*H was a really great sitcom with a lot of heart. -- Submitted By: (dcvianc) on May 4, 2011, 3:59 pm

Miami Vice - TV Shows
I once saw a poster of Alfalfa and Buckwheat of "Our Gang" fame 'updated' to Miami Vice complete with those 80's threads. No surprise that "Our Gang" has proven timeless despite its Depression origins while "Miami Vice" proved dated almost as soon as it aired despite [because?] of the hype. What are Don Johnson and Phillip Michael Thomas doing these days anyway? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 4, 2011, 3:52 pm

Los Angeles - Random Topics
I remember hearing about its clouds of smog and had always thought that to be an exaggeration- until I saw them for myself flying in when the plane refueled! I had had the amazing experience of having flown all the way across the USA without a single cloud in the sky from Chicago on and had gained an appreciation for pioneers in covered wagons having had to cross vast tracts of wastelands in which I could see no water sources and very few plants from my vantagepoint - but then I hit the LA city limits and BINGO ugly brown and black clouds of smog were hanging there despite being right next to the Pacific Ocean! Yeah, it looked as though some kindergartner had dipped cotton balls into mud and soot and hung them over a cityscape! And the famous Hollywood Sign? It seemed to be perched on a tiny mountain island in an ocean of city sprawl. Yep, all that was enough to convince me to never move there- although one day I may be tempted to visit it to take in its Spanish colonial, post-Gold Rush+ movie capital history. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 4, 2011, 3:43 pm

Cigars - Random Topics
soggy, even premium cigars can bone one's mouth, throat and lungs with cancer- which is I only smoked one to celebrate the New Millenium and have no intention of doing it again for another 989 years!. Regardless of the PSA, keep in mind that even Sigmund Freud himself said that sometimes a cigar is ONLY a cigar! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm

Wizard of Oz, The - Movie Series
Those Munchkins were wrong to rejoice in the death of the Wicked Witch of the East. And how do we know the Witch is really dead? We're just supposed to take the word of one guy that she's "really, truly dead"? What are this man's credentials? And I hope her crushed remains were disposed of in according to Wiccan custom. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 4, 2011, 1:59 pm

Dave Matthews Band - Music Groups
One of the best live bands ever! -- Submitted By: (jtrenthacker) on May 4, 2011, 10:43 am

Cigars - Random Topics
A cheap cigar may as well be renamed a Fish Boner. A premium cigar is incapable of boning. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 4, 2011, 7:58 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
As for the phantom quote, does anyone doubt that Dennis Kucinich is capable of giving us such a quote? (By the way, thanks, Dol, for the retraction regarding Oprah. Not that I'm a huge fan of hers, but there's no sense in letting a false charge make the rounds.) I tell people that being an atheist allows me to declare without guilt that I wish OBL had been shot in a location that would have caused him severe pain for several hours before he died. A head shot was far too merciful for the bastard. I'm also unmoved by the controversy over the corpse's disposal. If I'd had my way, that carrier's crew would have attached the body to a raft, then had some fun spraying it with the Phalanx 20mm gun. Yeee-HAAWWW!!!! -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 4, 2011, 7:54 am

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
Still only one vote for Never Boned.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2011, 6:54 am

Avatar - Movie Series
The worst thing about this horrible film and the wretched sequels is the fact that Battle Angel's movie adaption has been shelved over this trash. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2011, 6:53 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Now the new Thundercats Toon looks pretty good, so I am sure they will Cancel it immediately after airing this year! Now sure when this premeires, but it does look promising. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2011, 6:41 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Thanks for clearing up the weepy MLK fake quote. Apparently it was a college student- big surprise. Will they make a new falsely attributed quote up when the SEALS kill Ayman Al-Zawahiri (Bin Laden's best pal and new Al- Quaida #1 guy?)?? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2011, 6:40 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Problem Solverz, just when you thought CN couldn't get any stupider. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHyB1kRDNc The sad thing is, whenever Cartoon network does something that makes me feel like they might redeem themselves, they always do something (like this) that makes me lose even more faith in them. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 4, 2011, 2:57 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I had a feeling that the "I will mourn the death of anyone, even my enemy" line was just something that someone made up, and not said by Martin Luther King. BTW, I know the death of someone can be sad, but it's hard to be sad when it's the death of someone like Bin Laden, Hitler, or Heinrich Himmler (the guy who made concentration camps), considering that they killed millions of people in their lifetimes. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 4, 2011, 12:14 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Probably a lock for reelection, esp. if Trump gets the Republican nomination. BTW, have you noticed all the media talking heads saying "Obama" when they mean "Osama" in the last couple of days? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 3, 2011, 9:38 pm

Oprah - Celebrities
Be understanding of murderers? Oprah, you're cooking crab cakes. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 3, 2011, 9:02 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I can see why people think celebrities would defend the 9/11 hijackers: Bill Maher called them "brave", for example. Anyhow, it's nice to see left and right (and center) finally agree on something. And Travoltron, who can blame your pessimism? It took almost a decade to get him. I was beginning to think old age was going to get him before the troops did. I wonder: How many people who refuse to celebrate Osama's death had no problem celebrating Jerry Falwell's death? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 3, 2011, 8:59 pm

Oprah - Celebrities
I don't think she said that; people would be outraged if she did. The closest I could find was this: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1410108/posts -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 3, 2011, 7:29 pm

Bryan Cranston - Celebrities
Looks like Macross Plus was his biggest role. You can view all the known roles he played in anime here: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=3037 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 3, 2011, 7:23 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Like I suspected, the line "I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy" was never spoken by King. Some bleeding-heart nobody made it up and attached MLK's name to it and people lapped it up without checking their facts. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/05/out-of-osamas-death-a-fake-quotation-is-born/238220/ -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 3, 2011, 7:20 pm

Bryan Cranston - Celebrities
Regardless, I did not know that. Some people do get better options in their career - this guy must the lone star of Malcolm in the Middle to not peter out completely. It must get better from here. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 3, 2011, 6:59 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Thanks Kingbk!!! We wouldn't steer you wrong :-) And the sad part is, I KNEW the left would react this way. Just google "Rashard Mendenhall tweet" for some REAL absurdity. How can those people live with themselves??? If they really believe this, how can America ever stop declining until the right is put back in charge of society again like it was pre-60s? Also, I have to take back what I said about Oprah. I could've sworn she said that at the time but I can't find anything on the net to verify it. I'm thinking it was actually Rosie O' Donnell who said this or words to that effect, and since she and Oprah were tight at the time I just assumed Oprah thought that way too. So I was wrong about that. (But not about the majority of celebs feeling that way, I really believe that.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on May 3, 2011, 6:52 pm

Oprah - Celebrities
Wait, Orpah called the 9/11 attackers heroes, is that true? If it was, that wouldn't even suprise me anymore. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on May 3, 2011, 4:10 pm

Bryan Cranston - Celebrities
Intresting, I didn't know that he dubbed anime before. Which ones did he voice or which anime did he had done if you don't mind me asking? -- Submitted By: (SSM) on May 3, 2011, 4:02 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Chubby Rain, sometimes you, along with DolFan, can be a bit heavy handed with your pro-right wing, anti-left wing beliefs, but I agree with you 100% today. These quotes are making me sick to my stomach and almost makes me want to defriend some people. Some people just aren't happy with anything ever. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 3, 2011, 3:02 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Travoltron, I've been enjoying all the weepy MLK quotes on the internet as well. Yes, let's not feel happy that a genocidal maniac that killed thousands of people in a random mass murder for religious and political reasons got his comeuppance. Reminds me why I hate hippies. Burn in Hell OBL. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 3, 2011, 11:06 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
This is a very sad day indeed, how are we not going to miss such an omnipresent and influential man. It will be a day that no-one should forget since a man that everyone must know about and respect his viewpoints due to how they influencced an entire decade for the better and the worse. Everyone - PLEASE - leave this guy alone, he just died. Think of his family and friends. ............. Just kidding, at last this terrorist is dead and now having to suffer in hell or go to a much lower life form in the next life for all the pain and torment that he and his cronies are responsible for both directly and indirectly. First it was Saddam Hussein, now Osama bin Laden. The world is now a brighter place. Now, who's for a seafood buffet? It's all on me tonight. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 3, 2011, 3:07 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
All my lefty friends have been posting the same "I will not rejoice in the death of one [life]" on FB, allegedly from Martin Luther King. I've tried verifying this quote, but just keep getting hits of other people getting all weepy about Osama's death. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 2, 2011, 10:39 pm

Major League Baseball (MLB) - Random Topics
I'm inclined to believe that the 1994 players strike was the boning moment. If it wasn't for that strike, Tony Gwynn probably would have been the first player to hit .400 in a season since Ted Williams did so in 1941. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 2, 2011, 9:00 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
I admit I indulged in some Ben & Jerry's every once in a while, and I don't care where they stand in a political sense. Just enjoy the stuff and put the politics on the back burner. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 2, 2011, 8:07 pm

Los Angeles - Random Topics
I think it's disgusting how people litter beaches, ESPECIALLY when their trash happens to be a used diaper. I also want to apologize to anyone who was eating as they read this. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2011, 7:57 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
My fellow BTFers aren't the ones who made ice cream political. Ben and Jerry are. We want to enjoy ice cream, not have politics (left or right) jammed down our throats. Ice cream is enjoyable, politics is not. It rips the fun out of a beloved treat. If there was a "George W Double Swirl" ice cream, then that would be injecting politics into ice cream as well. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2011, 7:43 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I've been wanting to post this comment here all day....Ding! Dong! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding! Dong! The wicked witch is dead! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2011, 7:35 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
Ha Soggy! You made me roll on the floor laughing. I agree with you, some topics are reaching when it comes to politics. I don't really care that Ben & Jerry are deadhead liberals, I still like their ice cream and that's what matters most. I also like Baskin Robbins, Hagaan-Daz, Dairy Queen, Coldstone, local shops, Blue Bunny, you name it. Ice cream has never boned. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 2, 2011, 6:21 pm

Get Smart - TV Shows
The best episodes featured Hymie the Robot and/or Siegfried. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 2, 2011, 5:03 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
Here we frigging go again. Does Ben & Jerry's ice cream taste bad? No? Well then, is it made by unsafe means? No? Why is it necessary to evaluate a product - especially as benign a product as ice cream - according to the political views of the producer? One would think there is hardly a subject on Earth less capable of being politicized than ice cream. Yet the person who wants to talk nonstop politics, 24/7, can always find a way to divert any subject in a political direction. I swear, I should submit the subject "Toothpicks" to BTF, just to see how many posts it takes for some fool to bring up politics. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 2, 2011, 4:39 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Oprah called the 9/11 hijackers heroes? Would you care to provide proof of that? (Is it safe for me to hold my breath until you do?) -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 2, 2011, 4:20 pm

Bryan Cranston - Celebrities
It's amazing that this guy was doing cheesy anime dubs under the name "Lee Stone" in the early 1990s. He really paid his dues and it's heartening to see him getting recognition. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 2, 2011, 4:07 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
All the celeb terrorist sympathizers who called the 9/11 bombers heroes (I'm looking at you, Oprah) must be weeping right now >:-D I wonder if any of them will have the guts to mourn him publicly... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on May 2, 2011, 1:29 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Rot in Hell Bin Laden, that where's you belong now forever. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on May 2, 2011, 12:56 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
While I'm certainly relieved this unspeakable individual with so much blood of innocents and heroes on his hands is no longer in this world, I think it would be wise to remember Winston Churchill's words after the British victory in tbe Battle of Egypt in November, 1942 "Now, this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end but, it is, perhaps, is the end of the beginning." -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 2, 2011, 12:48 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Ding-dong, the spinach-chinned bastard's dead! Good-bye and good riddance. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 2, 2011, 7:53 am

John C. Reilly - Celebrities
I'll defend Elvis of Buddy Holly any day of the week over this brain-dead redneck idiot. He needs to go back to work at the filling station where he can make an honest contribution to society. Maybe his humor will be better appreciated whatever inbreds he sprung from. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on May 2, 2011, 2:08 am

John C. Reilly - Celebrities
This is an uninspired, straightforward, almost scene by scene spoof of Walk the Line. In addition to spoofing the Johnny Cash biopic, the film throws in some Bob Dylan, Beatles and Beach Boys (specifically Brian Wilson) references as well. This is a disappointing film. The Dewey Cox double entendre gets worked to death in the movie with numerous references to male genitalia, along with a few actual close ups of the swinging appendages. This film misfires most of the time. It is neither very funny nor touching. It lacks both brains and heart. It looks like a quickie exploitation film. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on May 2, 2011, 2:05 am

John C. Reilly - Celebrities
The problem is that there was nothing funny about these biopics in the first place. The biopics are ususally paying tribute to someone who deserved a better. All that Reilly did was to copy the format of what had already been done, call it "parody" or "spoof" and wait for morons to tell him how brilliant his "satire" is. He can't sing, write, isn't funny and can't equal anyone that he intends to parody which makes him no better than whatever it is he thinks he is making fun of. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on May 2, 2011, 1:57 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Finally the Bone the Fish topic our left, right and centrist commentators can all agree on! Good bye Osama and good riddance. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 2, 2011, 1:40 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Never mind what I said in my last post on this subject. I wrote it in a particularly pessimistic mood. (By the way, the last part of that post's last sentence was cut off, for some reason. The sentence was supposed to have read "Sadly, history offers us too many examples of really bad people dying of old age in their beds.") I'm delighted that the bastard is about to be maggot food, though it would have been better if he'd been gut-shot so he could have suffered for awhile. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 2, 2011, 12:33 am

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
He's being boned by flaming fish now. Justice is done. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 1, 2011, 11:43 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Well now! If that report is, in fact, true- then is sure DOES sound as if someone needs to "drag him aside and give him a little slap." But then again, just playing a little devils advocate- Is there actually audio of the incident? But if it is true, he'd better get his attitude in check before it REALLY backfires on him (and if it is happening, it's only a matter time before audio, or better yet, video of an incident surfaces- and that could ruin him). -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 1, 2011, 11:42 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I wonder if we'll ever find out who busted a cap in Osama's ass. They should get a medal. I wonder how this is going to go over in Pakistan, "Palestine", etc. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 1, 2011, 10:57 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Well, happy to say I was wrong about this. I wonder if we got him on purpose or just by chance. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 1, 2011, 10:25 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
Osama bin Laden is dead! :D -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on May 1, 2011, 10:21 pm

Los Angeles - Random Topics
Robert, some of the beaches in L.A. are beautiful and some are dirty and gross. Totally depends on which one you go to. Unfortunately, all of them are relatively overcrowded during the summertime and weekends, so good luck finding parking. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 1, 2011, 9:42 pm

Los Angeles - Random Topics
With a name like Dolfan, I thought you'd still be in Florida. Let me guess...the heat got to you. Yes, it gets ridiculously hot down here. Thank God for the AC. As for California, they're known for their crazy and ridiculous laws. But, like everyone here, I also heard it has gorgeous beaches. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 1, 2011, 8:12 pm

Superman - Random Topics
The funniest comment I heard regarding this went something like this: "If you don't like it here, then go back where you came from! Oh wait..." -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 1, 2011, 8:08 pm

Superman - Random Topics
Remember when comics used to be fun and mostly for kids? I _barely_ do. This "social relevancy" trash started happening in the '70s, escalated in the 80s, and now is the norm and is expected of comics. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 1, 2011, 6:54 pm

Los Angeles - Random Topics
Kingbk, you made the right choice, and confirmed what I'd figured all along about LA and California in general. South Florida has beaches and sunny weather too but trust me, you wouldn't want to actually live there either--and Florida has no tax on groceries. I got out of there in '97 and haven't been back since. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on May 1, 2011, 5:59 pm

Superman - Random Topics
I just saw this the other day as well- another hijacking of a classic character being forced to do things outside the established norms of a character to support political agendas. The de-americanizing of Supes started when they didnt want to say Truth Justice and the American Way in the last movie. This goes along with Spiderman supporting Obama and GI JOE the movie from last year moving the characters away from being A REAL AMERICAN Hero. It's politcal correctness gone amok again.... http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/apr/29/take-your-global-citizenship-and-shove-it-superman/ -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 1, 2011, 2:28 pm

John C. Reilly - Celebrities
Baloney. Walk Hard was funny as hell - a great sendup of the pompous celebrity biopic format - and Dewey Cox was based on lots of different people, not just on Johnny Cash. (Besides, I'd bet Cash wouldn't have found the movie offensive. What he WOULD have a problem with is the fawning hero worship that now surrounds him and angrily insists he is "above" being parodied.) Nor is Reilly the guy to blame for the movie anyway; he was neither the producer nor writer. You may as well insult supporting actors Tim Meadows and Harold Ramis and Jenna Fischer, and all the celebs with cameos, and all the real artists like the Temptations and Jackson Browne who appeared in the movie. Oh, and don't forget to defend the sacred honor of Elvis and Buddy Holly and Brian Wilson and Jim Morrison and the Beatles while you're at it. As for Reilly himself, he isn't close to boning. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on May 1, 2011, 1:38 pm

High School - Random Topics
I think we all have regrets from those years. Whether it be things we said/did that we wished we hadn't, things we didn't do/say that we wished we had or any number or other regrets. I think it's also important to remember that some of the mistakes we made back then helped us to learn lessons that allowed us to grow and (hopefully) mature into the people we are today. So, if you see a High School aged 'kid' acting in a way we disapprove of, remember that we were that young at one point in our lives as well. I'm not saying it excuses it, but that we have to remember that at that age, we're all still learning and growing and we should cut 'them' a little slack. Not let them get away with it, but be understanding. As for going to a high school reunion, I don't think mine even had one to be honest. I'm not sure if I would have gone even if it did. Never having been to one, I can't say how they go or if it's worth it. However, if you've moved on and want to keep that past in the past then maybe not going is the best thing to do. Then again, maybe seeing everyone else as they are now might help things if you discover they too have matured and changed. It might help to reinforce that those years and the issues are the past and that they've moved on as well. Who knows, maybe you'll make some new friends or re-discover some old ones. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on May 1, 2011, 12:17 pm

Los Angeles - Random Topics
DolFan, not going to lie, the beaches and weather were what made me move out here in the first place. I enjoyed living out here for a while, but after you realize all your paychecks go straight to rent, that living in a shoebox for $1500 a month is considered "cheap," that most the people out here are fake, flaky, and never will be true friends, that it takes 20 minutes or more to go even five miles somewhere, that you're working your ass off most of the time, so you don't even get to enjoy all the things there are to do, then you realize it's time to move. Four years was plenty, now my wife and I are ready to settle down somewhere for a long haul. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 1, 2011, 11:22 am

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
DEFINITELY when Mrs. Garrett left. Her character (originally on Diff'rent Strokes) was the cornerstone on which TFOL was built. She was the unquestioned matriarch of the group as well as the glue that held them together as a tightly-knit "family". When her sister replaced her, things just went irreversibly downhill, including the combative Blair-Jo friendship, which was fun and touching in high school and college, but seemed to deteriorate as the series started winding down, as Blair got more insulting of Jo and Jo more apt to just sit and take it. DEFINITELY should've ended when Mrs. G departed, the show just fell apart the last two seasons without her. At least she came back for the reunion movie. -- Submitted By: (sportz75) on May 1, 2011, 4:58 am

Da Ali G. Show - TV Shows
Never found white people pretending to be black entertaining. Matter of fact it is quite annoying! -- Submitted By: (stukaman) on May 1, 2011, 1:05 am

ABC World News - TV Shows
ABC World News, like all national news shows NBC, CBS, CNN, FOX all boned belly up when news stopped being news and started being political sounding boards for the left and right. Granted FOX gets a pass because up until their birth conservatives never caught a break from the national news outlets. But I want to hear N E W S!!!! Not commentary! Not opinion! and how bout some good news every now and then!!! I'm tired of the same old chicken little BS sky is falling doom and gloom day in and day out!!!! When I am in the other room and hear one of the national news programs come on I instantly run for my life to the remote and change the channel to any rerun I can get my hands on. -- Submitted By: (stukaman) on May 1, 2011, 1:03 am

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
I never understood the arraction anyone had to this show to begin with! AAAwwwwwww Jon and Kate plus 8! They got 8 little rugrats awwww how cute lets make a show about fake azz people with 8 kids! WHO EFIN CARES!?!?!?? REALLY.....WHO??? Shows like this speak volumes of the mentality of the American TV viewer. The only thing worse than this show are those that found any enjoyment whatsoever from it. If I am ever in a situation where I need to self-induce vomiting, I'll make sure I have a few DVD's of this BS laying around. Won't be any problem puking at all. -- Submitted By: (stukaman) on May 1, 2011, 12:56 am

Whale Wars - TV Shows
I can't wait until the countries that these whale boats are from allow the whalers to install bid 6" guns on deck and 50 cals and whatnot and they blow these libtards to smitherines!!! Now that would be entertainment!!! -- Submitted By: (stukaman) on May 1, 2011, 12:41 am

All in the Family - TV Shows
The show itself never boned but should have let sleeping dogs lie and never came up with ABP, (Archie Bunker's Place). With that being said, in the episode of ABP when Edith dies and Archie finds her one slipper under her bed in the empty room and holds it to his face and starts crying has got to be one of the most gut-wrenching moments on TV ever. To this day if I watched it, all 6'4" and 240 lbs of me would cry like a little schoolgirl. AITF was by far one of the top 3 greatest TV shows period of all time! -- Submitted By: (stukaman) on May 1, 2011, 12:36 am

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
SNL boned in the mid-199o's when it went from being a great comedy show to a political, mean-spirited attack forum for the left-wing hacks of Hollywood. It's one thing to make fun of Gerald Ford falling down the stairs of AF-1 like Chevy Chase used to do back in the day, but eventually they just got downright disrespectful and nasty. I hope this show burns in hell soon and everyone remotely associated with this POS show is out of work!!! 'Nuf said!!! -- Submitted By: (stukaman) on May 1, 2011, 12:16 am

High School - Random Topics
I'm having a hard time making a decision on whether to go to my high school reunion or not. My 10 year reunion is in a few months and I no longer reside in the city my high school is in. A part of me is like "go and see what people look like now" and a part of me is like "I only keep in touch with 2-3 people from high school these days, what's the point?" Again, was never a huge fan of high school, but curiosity might win me over to attend. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 1, 2011, 12:16 am

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
(Reposted from the Wayback Machine, not mine) "I remember the one where Cowboy Curtis (Larry Fishburne) was talking to Miss Yvonne. She complained her pipes were "backed up". Curtis' reply was, "I know what you need fixed, Miss Yvonne... And I'VE got the TOOL to fix it." He then reaches down toward his crotch (winking at the camera) and pulls out a monkey wrench. Brilliant, brilliant stuff!" -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 30, 2011, 6:54 pm

1980s - Random Topics
The 80s was a good year for cartoons. Despite cartoons which served no purpose other than being advertising vehicles (such as Care Bears, Popples, Strawberry Shortcake, etc.), you had Gummi Bears, Duck Tales, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, Transformers (OK, it advertised toys, but IIRC it had good storylines to back them up, unlike the others I mentioned), Voltron (ditto), Count Duckula, and more. There were a lot of bad 80s cartoons, too. I guess the quote that best describes the cartoons of the 80s: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The 90s also had good cartoons (especially most anything from WB). From 2000 on, quality started slipping when it came to cartoons. However, there were some good ones (like Samurai Jack and Invader Zim). Nowadays, many cartoons are cheaply done fillers with little to no effort put into them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 30, 2011, 6:38 pm

South Park - TV Shows
Watch it while you still can. They'll probably censor that as well sometime in the future. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 30, 2011, 6:23 pm

Superman - Random Topics
Sigh...I just found out that Superman is turning his back on America because he's "tired of having his actions construed as American policy". Superman's creator must be spinning in his grave. Superman is famous for being an American hero! Whose idea was this?! If Superman is tired of being the American symbol he's been since the day he was first conceived, he's officially dead. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 30, 2011, 6:22 pm

Superman - Movie Series
Just saw Superman Returns this morning, I could say that it wasn't that bad of a movie, it could've done more though. At least it's is lot better that trash they called Superman IV. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on April 30, 2011, 6:15 pm

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