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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Bank of America - Random Topics
DOWN WITH BANKS!!! FIGHT THE POWER!!! Seriously, these days you'd be better off just burying your money in the back yard. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2012, 6:47 pm

FoxTrot - Random Topics
I enjoyed this strip up until the early 2000s. When all the characters had an equal role, this strip was at its strongest. However, around the early 2000s, the focus went mostly to Jason, with the rest of the Fox family only playing a side role, and the stories got really geek focused with talk of movies, video games, and computer stuff that appeals to geeks but probably no one else. Also, the jokes began to get recycled. You just saw the quality take a decline, which is why I'm not surprised at all that Bill Amend semi-retired and made it a Sunday only strip. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 16, 2012, 6:33 pm

New England Patriots - Random Topics
I can't believe I haven't commented on this team yet. The media drools over them so much you'd never even know they haven't actually won a title in seven seasons. No, that's not a typo. And these days they only win their division because the other three teams keep taking turns self-destructing. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2012, 6:30 pm

Bath salts - Random Topics
I never even heard of this until just now. Makes me even more proud of myself for refusing to be trendy like everyone else. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2012, 6:23 pm

Philadelphia Eagles - Random Topics
I'm glad the Dream Team thing blew up in their faces. And I no longer call them the Eagles, I call them the Dog Killers. At least they should be glad the Saints have replaced them as the NFL's most morally bankrupt team. I did root for them when they beat the Jets last year though >:-D -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 16, 2012, 6:22 pm

I Can Has Cheezburger? - Websites
The early 4chan-based macros were hilarious, these ones from the past few years...ehhh, not good. The cats might be funny, but the captions and meme rip-offs are just middle-aged potty humor. And yes, the comments section for any Cheezburger/Memebase page should be avoided at all costs. -- Submitted By: () on June 16, 2012, 6:15 pm

Dukes of Hazzard, The - TV Shows
I really wonder what the hell was going on behind the scenes with this show. Besides the Coy & Vance thing, there were also a few episodes with fake Rosco and fake Cooter. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 16, 2012, 6:08 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
Parker, The REALLY warped thing about 'Albert' was that it's been since revealed Landon created him as a tribute to the recently deceased son of family friends whom he even bestowed the boy's real name- and yet he had the character strongly implied as having died young. I wonder how the parents must have felt seeing their son's namesake die all over again? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 16, 2012, 5:48 pm

Lone Ranger, The - TV Shows
Parker, And 'Luigi' may be why Clayton Moore ALWAYS wore a mask in public long after this show ended -even going to court to fight for the 'right'. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 16, 2012, 5:39 pm

Bath salts - Random Topics
And I thought REAL bath salts were annoying enough to have to mess with re scraping the tub and worrying about the plumbing. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 16, 2012, 5:36 pm

Philadelphia Eagles - Random Topics
1. Vick should still be in jail, but he did his time. What else do you want him to do? 2. It was Vince Young that threw on that Dream Team label, and ESPN that ran with it. Nobody else on that team even considered that. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 16, 2012, 12:47 pm

Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? - TV Shows
Too young to see Where in the World, but I loved Time. It was my introduction to the Carmen Sandiego world and inspired my love of history and geography. Loved Dr. Belljar and at the age of 6, had a huge crush on Jacqueline Hyde. (Looking back, I'm quite sure she was based on some poor writer's ex). -- Submitted By: () on June 16, 2012, 11:48 am

Bath salts - Random Topics
One of the wierdest thiings I can recall. Bath Salt Frenzy... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 16, 2012, 9:00 am

Jim Norton - Celebrities
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOONE!!!! SOMEONE TELL JON HEIN TO EAT A BULLET! -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 16, 2012, 8:11 am

Bath salts - Random Topics
The Bath Salts/Zombie Apocalypse media frenzy will likely go down as the most annoying thing about 2012. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 16, 2012, 8:09 am

Larry Sanders Show, The - TV Shows
This was one of the funniest shows ever. If you get a chance get the DVD - you won't regret it - trust me. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 16, 2012, 4:43 am

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
I think they used that same plot in a M*A*S*H episode, where Hotlips accidentally kills a a General that way. And again in the live-action The Tick. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 16, 2012, 2:07 am

Incredible Hulk, The - TV Shows
Yeah, I saw "Death". Hulk/Banner die at the end. They say they that the death wasn't meant to be permanent, but then Bixby ironically died in real life. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 16, 2012, 2:03 am

House - TV Shows
@PT: There's a general consensus among mental health professionals that House has Asperger's syndrome or a similar diagnosis on the autism spectrum. One typical thought-process quirk among Aspies and others on the spectrum is the need to categorize everything, even if it's according to a category that seems off-the-wall or irrelevant to other folks. So it's likely that same quirk plays into House's thought process for arriving at medical diagnoses. Because of how his brain processes information, for him the starting point has to be categorizing his patients as either having or not having sarcoidosis. Hence, House always asks if sarcoidosis has been ruled out. Once that question has been answered, he's good to go. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 16, 2012, 12:14 am

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
I do not understand the point of this channel, nor do I understand why people watch it for hours on end. If you want a local forecast, go to your local news station, or the internet. Am I missing something? -- Submitted By: () on June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In - TV Shows
I've seen reruns in syndication and was disappointed, and that had nothing to do with me believing any hype. I saw many of these when they were first run. I was pre-schoo and grade-school age at the time and thought it was the most hilarious thing on TV then. Being only 7 when it was cancelled, I was heartbroken, and couldn't for the life of me understand why for years after its cancellation it was never re-run anywhere. Then in the early to middle 1980, Channel 9 in NY (then WOR, now WWOR) started showing reruns. I was lost. I barely cracked a smile. All those "Watergate" jokes were no longer funny, mainly because Watergate was a very drawn out scandal that brought down two Presidents (including Ford who failed to win the election of 1976 in part because he pardoned Nixon). By the mid-1980s people had grown weary of kicking Nixon who had been out of public life for a decade. Also, many of their popular culture references were passing references to people you wouldn't have heard of or events that made news at the time but meant little in passing as of the rerun date. It never boned, because you can't predict how your reruns are going to be received by a future audience, but as another person pointed out, those reruns are good for little more than nostalgia, and you'll have to google much of that to know what they mean lol. Believe me, I hate writing this. One of my very first favorite shows in life doesn't appeal to me in the least anymore, and that SUCKS! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 4:51 pm

Ropers, The - TV Shows
What I don't get is....WHY does Antenna TV continue to show this and that other LAME Three's Company spin-off "Three's A Crowd"? Time was it was very rare for a show to get a 2nd life in ruruns without at least being renewed for a 2nd season, and that's ORIGINAL shows. Spin-offs that last less than one season deserve syndicated re-runs even less, because they had some semblance of a core audience going in yet STILL failed. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 4:34 pm

Rockford Files, The - TV Shows
Never boned, but I think his Firebird had to be a "same character / different actor" deal. That car would literally be exploded by a bomb one week, and he would be back driving it the next! Now THAT'S cartoonish, but it was the 70s....everyone was doing it. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 4:22 pm

Rockford Files, The - TV Shows
As long as I commented on "The Real World" earlier, I might as well say this now.....I think I'm in love with Beth Davenport. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 4:19 pm

Rock Hudson - TV Shows
Staying in the closet was a very understandable move at the time he did it. I don't think he "boned" because of that. He didn't get to be gay in 2012.....that's what people need to understand. A romantic lead like him "coming out" in those days would have been a death knell for his career. Would he have gotten the Dynasty gig? Hell, it wrecked Ellen's sitcom, and everyone including the kitchen sink had a "you go gay girl" attitude going into that. Bottom line, even today, once you "come out" people more closely scrutinize the characters you play, and the moment you're asked to play a "straight" you're going to be under a microsope from people looking for wooden or contrived acting in that situation. Looking back on it, how awkward is it to see Robert Reed nuzzling Florence Henderson? How painful is it to watch Dick Sargent kissing Elizabeth Montgomery? Rock Hudson was actually a way better actor along those lines, but he was also helped by the ambiguity about his personal life (until he got sick). He was an exception. By and large, gays aren't very good at playing straights. That's why Jim Parsons' "coming out" was a mere formality for anyone paying attention. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 4:17 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
@DolFan316, maybe so, some things aren't good from the start, but the point of this website isn't to go search up everything you don't like and announce to the world that you don't like it. The point of JTS is to talk about things that were once good but then started to go downhill. -- Submitted By: () on June 15, 2012, 4:09 pm

Rhoda - TV Shows
A classic example of a show that couldn't figure out what direction it wanted to go in, so we have: Season 1 - Rhoda single, then dating, then married Season 2 - Rhoda separated but working on it Season 3 - Rhoda divorced....mind you no specific reason is ever given why she and Joe are incompatible. Season 4 - Rhoda changes jobs, begins dating a doctor seriously, makes one wonder what the point was in divorcing her in the first place. I believe this season was also incomplete as it was cancelled mid-way. Bottom line, when you conceive of a show, it's generally a good idea to have a clue what you want to do with it, although in a way this approach was clever in a "car wreck you can't take your eyes off" kind of way. After all, they did manage to dupe viewers who wondered if Rhoda and Joe were ever going to work things out, into watching for 3 plus seasons. Hell, they even mocked this in the final MTM episode with the purportedly future (and very old) Mary saying she just got a letter from Rhoda who's still waiting for Joe to come back. Show was pretty much a con job, and it was the viewers being conned. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 4:01 pm

Ren and Stimpy - TV Shows
"Stimpy's Cartoon Show", which introduced the "Wilbur Cobb" character was a pretty good post-John K episode, but for the most part seasons 1 and 2 were classic. Love the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen ep......and song! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 3:48 pm

Remote Control - TV Shows
If you liked this show, fine, but I voted sucked from the start because of what this show represented to me. It was the beginning of MTV putting music videos on the back burner in favor of "programming". It wasn't the beginning of the end for MTV playing good tunes. Them caving on showing Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" was and sent them hurtling toward Top-40 land. However, this was worse. It was MTV acknowledging that the end was inevitable. I did not tune into MTV to watch quiz shows. I watched it because I liked the original concept of showing rock videos and sometimes alternative vids for music you generally didn't hear on mainsteam radio. Michael soon fixed that, and shows like "Remote Control" made it clear this network was going to be all about bells, whistles and pop, and less about music going forward. It sure has turned out that way. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 3:42 pm

Real World, The - TV Shows
I voted "Staged" but the truth is it sucked from the start, because it was staged from the start. The best thing about this show was the episode of "Laroquette" it spawned that spoofed it with Chill Mitchell being in something called "The Reality House", which was funny because as ridiculous as they made it on Laroquette, it was amazingly true to what it was satirizing, namely highly mutable post-teeny boppers thrown together without a care or a clue in the world. Both a guy and girl in the "reality house" go from having all kinds of problems with Chill's antics, to thinking they're in love with Chill the next time they speak on camera. Yes, it was assinine, but yes, that was "The Real World".....and that's why this "Laroquette" ep was funny. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 3:34 pm

Real Housewifes of Orange County. - TV Shows
Any show with the word "Housewives" (plural) in it is an automatic Day 1 boning. For one thing, their ain't that many anymore that aren't filthy rich, which I am not, so why do I want to throw ratings (read: more money) at some non-working sponges that are all but extinct to the poor and middle classes? The answer is I don't. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 3:28 pm

Quincy M.E. - TV Shows
It boned when Quincy accidentally refers to the Gary Walberg character as "Speed".....and they let it air! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 3:21 pm

Queen Latifah Show, The - TV Shows
Oh I could "watch" her all day long. Take it off QL! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 3:15 pm

Popeye - TV Shows
The Sea Hag is an old bag! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 3:11 pm

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
I don't suppose any of y'all has seen Apocalypse Now, which "Larry" Fishburne appeared in long before his part on this show. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 2:47 pm

Partridge Family, The - TV Shows
Probably true about Ricky only appearing in a few shows. Probably just seems like more in reruns, but it was still more than we needed. I wonder if he was put on there to shut up the fans who still had their panties in a knot over Jeremy Gelbwaks, who by many accounts was all but begging to be canned with his off camera hyjinx. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 2:39 pm

Not Necessarily the News - TV Shows
The best was the stuff they were able to do with all that stock film of Reagan. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 1:43 pm

My Two Dads - TV Shows
Even if this show was good from beginning to end, which it wasn't as it boned on day 1, it still would have boned by now as the entire meaning of "My Two Dads" has changed since the 1980s. In fact, even IN the 1980s this title brought about snickers and "are they for real?" type comments. Can't say I like the premise of not knowing who the real dad is because both were using mom as a "test tube" in the 1960s either. Why not just call it "My Dead Mother The Petrie Dish"? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 11:34 am

Alcatraz - TV Shows
Alcatraz attempted to ride off the coattails of a successful franchise, in this case Lost. It could never measure up. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on June 15, 2012, 11:25 am

My Mother The Car - TV Shows
I agree not every episode of this one season wonder was bad. I think the real problem was the title. Too gimmicky and cartoonish....wasn't going to attract grown people much. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 11:19 am

Munsters Today, The - TV Shows
"Popular with international audiences".....and people wonder why Americans are so damned arrogant. Could it be the rest of the world is just completely daft? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 11:11 am

Whale Wars - TV Shows
I only saw a few episodes, I do not like how Animal planet condoning criminal activity and intimation. I wash the whaling ships had a 50 cal. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on June 15, 2012, 11:11 am

Morton Downey, Jr. Show, The - TV Shows
When the show started MDJ was an unapologetic Conservative. As it went along, he began pandering to the left, showing segments of him doing raps with "bruthas" as such. Seemed phony to me and not the reason I originally started watching him. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:59 am

Monty Python's Flying Circus - TV Shows
How can anyone view one of those awful John Cleese-less episodes and say this never boned? From what I recall, the only one that was semi-funny was the one about Eric Idle buying the ant named Marcus, and apparently John Cleese did some of the writing in that one. "Hamlet", "Mr. Neutron" and "The Golden Age of Ballooning" were as unfunny and overdone as it gets. Big fan of seasons 1-3, but no John in season 4 = few laughs. They also took out Michael Palin's old man who always introduced the show with "it's..." Blasphemy! How could they do that to a show staple! It's like they wanted it to be thought of as a different show without Cleese.....and it was....an outright bummer. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:52 am

Mission: Impossible - TV Shows
Am I the only one that remembers the episode where Rollin Hand first appears wearing these glasses with big bulging eyes on them....and then for some reason turns evil and against his friends? Was so young when I saw it that I can't remember exactly how it ended, but I'm sure there was an ep like that. Is that how they wrote him out of the show? I remember hearing Martin Landau supposedly wanted more money and mocked Leonard Nimoy's Spock character when he was picked to replace him. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:35 am

Maude (TV series) - TV Shows
God will get you for being a Republican Arthur! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:19 am

Match Game - TV Shows
Gene Rayburn's "Godfather" impersonations......priceless! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 10:15 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
With the comings and goings of so many recurring characters, like all of Malcolm's friends other than Stevie being gone the last season (sure sign of a budget cut), it could have boned lots of times, but oddly it never did. Episodes were always funny. Gotta vote never boned....and I'm mad as hell at FX for taking this off my morning reruns and replacing it with Home Confinement, I mean Improvement. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 15, 2012, 9:44 am

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
Along the lines of "St. Hawkeye", the episode where the helicopter pilot was paying kids to collect "gadgets", and indirectly causing them to be blown up by land mines, was on the other day. I decided I'd seen that one enough. Honestly, how do issues like this even OCCUR to comedy writers? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 1:15 pm

Love Sidney - TV Shows
How much time do you have? Sidney's glossed-over homosexuality was the worst. If you're going to do THIS show, be honest about the lead character as you were in the movie it was spun off from. Then there's that kid. Everything about her right on down to the actress' name was annoying. Couldn't act. Couldn't sing. What kind of a name is "Kaleena Kiff"? Maybe her middle name was Kristina, so her initials can be K.K.K.? The brilliant parents of child actresses.....again! Getting back to her singing, in the opening theme, at one point she sings "friends forever" so shrill that I though I was listening to Edith Bunker at the wrong speed. Bad....BAD stuff. The original "Sidney Shorr" movie was well done, but this was a terrible follow up to it. Swoosie Kurtz held her own for what that's worth considering the material was so bad. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:29 am

Lou Grant - TV Shows
I think the point was to show an "other side" to the Lou Grant character. Having lost his gig at WJM and the independent network news show he produced there he moved on to a more serious job at a newspaper and became a more serious guy. I also don't think he drank as much on this show as he did on MTM, when he was frequently drowning his sorrows (his divorce, bad ratings, etc.), and even ends up in bed with Sue Ann as a result once. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:22 am

Lost in Space - TV Shows
How DARE YOU say this show boned.....YOOOOOOUUUUUU NINNIES!!!!!! WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:15 am

Lone Ranger, The - TV Shows
It boned when "Lone" impersonated an Italian immigrant named "Luigi", and used this accent that was straight out of Joe Dolce's "shappappa-you-face". He was also constantly referring to himself in the 3rd person...."a-yessa....Luigi she fix-a for you." It was so over the top it was actually funny, but I really doubt they were trying to be. This rivaled Fred Flintstone's alter-ego "Goggles Pizano", which WAS supposed to be funny. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:13 am

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
I was constantly amazed how in the early episodes of this, Laura seemed to think any situation could be solved by her running off into the distance. Her brother (Charles Jr., not Albert the invented one) dies, she runs off into the distance. She looses out to Nelly on something, just run over yonder there. Was that what they did in the 19th century when they were depressed instead of snacking because nobody could afford snacks? Also, while this was supposed to be based on a true story, Mary Ingalls never married. There was no "Adam Kendall" in her life. She basically went blind early in life and ended up a spinster. Nice way to spin a sad story, showing her leading a productive life being married and employed. Also, "Albert" never existed either, so don't feel bad that he gets leukemia and dies in one episode because that's as contrived (I like that word too) as he is. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 11:06 am

Life Goes On - TV Shows
I can't believe nobody voted for the "Jesse has AIDS" storyline, although the comment about it down below hits the nail on the head. What a depressing gagfest this turned into with that, and then to have him get it from unprotected heterosexual sex. Yeah, him and Magic Johnson, and everyone else who claims that is full of it. I didn't buy that downer crap then and I don't buy it now. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 10:51 am

Life and Times of Grizzly Adams, The - TV Shows
Never boned, although Dan Haggerty always looks like he's smiling no matter what happens. A running joke at my house was us looking at each other grinning ear to ear and in "Grizzly's" voice going "Ben is dead?" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 10:43 am

Lidsville - TV Shows
Why does the wiki article say the magician's name is "Merlo"? I thought it was "Hudu", or was that a different CNR character? I remember "Uncle Crock" and his Match Game stint, so I'm pretty sure I don't have this one wrong. Anyway, am I the only one who thinks the teenage Butch Patrick is 10 times scarier than his pointy-eared alter-ego from the Munsters? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 14, 2012, 10:30 am

Country Music - Random Topics
Never cared for country in any form, although I do find it puzzling that it is so popular amongst my suburban friends. Probably because of the recent pop influence. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 14, 2012, 7:18 am

Philadelphia Eagles - Random Topics
Packer fan here with no real rivalry with the Eagles, yet still hate their guts. At worst, scumbags. At best, overrated. Donovan McNabb may be the most overhyped QB in history (that is before Tim Tebow came along), and their recent "dream team" has been nothing but a laughing stock. Considering their fans and the hiring of scumbag Michael Vick, it couldn't happen to a nicer franchise. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 14, 2012, 7:17 am

Nancy Grace - Celebrities
A rude, despicable woman who clearly hates herself and people in general. She loses credibility the moment she opens her mouth. Someone put this witch out of her misery already!! -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 14, 2012, 6:39 am

Full House - TV Shows
Nicky and Alex were so annoying and Jesse and Rebecca were such bad parents, which was sad because before they had kids they didn't seem like they would be. -- Submitted By: (Mac87) on June 14, 2012, 5:23 am

FoxTrot - Random Topics
One of my favorite comic strips back in its heyday. I bought the Camp Foxtrot collection just on a whim one day, and had been reduced to fits of tears from laughter at least 3 different times by the time I was done reading it. For a longtime, it was one of the best and most underrated comics in the funny pages. Then several years ago, Bill Amend got on a big World of Warcraft kick and incorporated it into the strip. Before long, almost all of the strips either related around WoW or required advanced knowledge of Physics in order for it to be funny. It wasn't as relate-able or spontaneous as it had been before. It's since gone to the Sunday-only format but it's still a shell of its former self. Still, I at least have the older strip collections to keep me entertained. Long live Iguanoman! -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on June 13, 2012, 9:35 pm

Knight Rider (1982) - TV Shows
I think the list above was supposed to be "Super Pursuit Mode" not "Pursuit Mode" since "Pursuit Mode" was on KITT from the start. The one thing I think could have been a bone the fish change was the convertible mode. While as hokey and over used (3 times in one episode) as super pursuit mode was, the idea of a drop-top T-roof car was a blatant "look how cool the car is" addition. -- Submitted By: () on June 13, 2012, 6:55 pm

In Search of... - TV Shows
Oh it boned alright! Don't tell me none of you remembers "In Search Of....Francis The Talking Mule." A fictional talking mule from old B&W movies, and they're looking into whether it's plausible that it was based on a true story. 30 minutes of nonsense. The Amityville Horror ep has nothing on this one. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 5:18 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
I hated when Olivia joined the show. Instead of focusing on the other characters, there were very long segments focusing on Olivia that were not necessary for the main plots of episodes. The episode where Vanessa goes out of town to see a concert only to get stranded is one such episode, IIRC; there's a long segment where Cliff and Olivia are doing a skit before the main action of the episode starts. I want to laugh at a sitcom, but I don't want it to show me pointless sketches I'm supposed to find "cute" because a child is in them. -- Submitted By: (marchosias) on June 13, 2012, 4:10 pm

Hogan's Heroes - TV Shows
This show is before my time, so I don't know much about it. Were the German characters actually Nazis? I'd heard that they were actually regular military and not Nazis. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 13, 2012, 4:04 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
"In America, you put 'In God We Trust' on your money.....in Russia WE HAVE NO MONEY!" - Bobby Hill's "Yakov Smirnov" joke -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:44 pm

Hogan's Heroes - TV Shows
I've reached the point in my life where people being offended genuinely offends me. Enough is enough!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:37 pm

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law - TV Shows
That's as accurate a summary of the show as I've ever seen. Bravo!!! And I watched Adult Swim all the time back in the day. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:36 pm

Good Day LA - TV Shows
Oh dear lord, don't tell me SHE'S still lurking around :-( -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:34 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
This show was actually ahead of its time and truly groundbreaking in that it was the first I can remember to have women over 50 act like horny teen sluts. Now of course pretty much every woman over 50 acts like this but back then it was a novelty. Not that I was anything close to a regular watcher but I did see an episode where Betty White's character apparently was so much woman to handle that the guy DIED having sex with her. Whatever. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:33 pm

Glee - TV Shows
You mean this putrid puerile piece of poop is still on the air??? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:28 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
I realize I haven't commented on this show for 3 years, but now that I see it being brought up again, I've decided it can't be bashed enough :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:25 pm

Hot l Baltimore - TV Shows
The way I see it, the average TV viewer at that time wasn't moronic ENOUGH. The media just needed more time to brainwash people into accepting any old garbage shoved down their throats. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 13, 2012, 3:22 pm

Ironside - TV Shows
".......and Perry Mason jumps up.....that's when he was Perry Mason.....now he's Ironsides....and.....he don't jump up no more!" - Edith Bunker It bore repeating. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:07 pm

Incredible Hulk, The - TV Shows
@(), I think they did end the series with "The Death of The Incredible Hulk" TV movie in the late 1980s. Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno reprised their roles for it. Didn't see it, but the title kind of speaks for itself. Not sure if that meant David Banner had to die too. Have to watch it someday, but it might have the closure you were looking for? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:05 pm

In the Heat of the Night (TV series) - TV Shows
It boned for good when Howard Rollins left, although I agree his guest appearances as an attorney brought nothing to the stories. However, it started to bone when Althea gets raped. Later after both characters were written out, Virgil in one of those cheesy guest appearances reveals they split up because Althea blames him for the rape and that HS kid who shot himself in the cemetary, etc.....to which I said "good effin riddance". I found Althea to be the most annoying, preachy, self-righteous character on this show. When they split it's actually believable because it seemed inevitable given her self-righteousness and apparent distaste for how Virgil went about his job. Just a really annoying woman who looked like she was suffering from "Ally McBeal syndrome". For Christ's sake Ann Marie.....eat some cake or something! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 3:01 pm

Impossibles (TV series), The - TV Shows
Rally Ho! Maple syrupy garbage this was. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:52 pm

I Dream of Jeannie - TV Shows
Somebody voted for the 2nd (and way better known) theme song? Did you ever hear the 1st? It was corny as hell. It sounded like a nightmare out of "I Married Joan". 2nd theme was no Beethoven's 9th either, but it was definitely more catchy than the original. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:48 pm

House - TV Shows
"Have you ruled out sarcoidosis?" How many different episodes does House say this in? He's worse than Mel on Alice saying "the best defense is a good offense." Every patient in every episode has symptoms of whatever this is? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:36 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
I could never stand this show. It doesn't help that FX recently canned Malcolm In The Middle reruns to put reruns of this late-80s tripe back on. Not a "Jill" fan either, and that's what I voted for. It was awful from Day 1, but Jill was there from Day 1. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 13, 2012, 2:20 pm

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations - TV Shows
His writing style is engaging (both humorous and poignant) and his sense of style is something that I can certainly relate to (we're very close in age, we both love food and have similar attitudes). If I could choose to be on ANY cooking show, it would be "No Reservations". Fortunately, my wife likes him, too. (I think) -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 13, 2012, 4:04 am

Candid Camera - TV Shows
We replaced this man's favorite website with a generic TV Guide blog. Let's see what happens... -- Submitted By: () on June 12, 2012, 6:05 pm

Hogan's Heroes - TV Shows
Has it occured to anyone that if "funny nazis" weren't offensive to the Jewish actors (Werner Klemperer and John Banner) who portrayed them, nor were they offensive to the Jewish writers who wrote their lines, nor should they offend you? I don't recall ever hearing about the Jewish people involved in the production or acting in this show ever throwing any paychecks back in anyone's face over content issues. Seems a little "revisionist" to be offended by it now. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 5:01 pm

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law - TV Shows
Watched this once and thought it was overly contrived garbage using "classic" cartoon characters solely for the sake of injecting them into something "new". I see it hasn't warranted any other comments or even votes even though it's fairly recent. That tells me people stayed the hell away, and from what I saw that was a good move. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:42 pm

Happy Days - TV Shows
If Rock Around The Clock isn't the opening theme of the ep you're watching, don't bother. Maybe that's harsh. Some season 2 eps were OK, but once the audience started cheering for characters (mostly Fonz) when they first appear on camera, it became a giant stroke-off fest. I still LOL at "Potsie and His Raiders" from the stolen bike season 1 ep. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:35 pm

H.R. Pufnstuf - TV Shows
Never boned, but does anyone else think the opening theme of this show rambles on and on about the backstory for way too long? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:28 pm

Growing Pains - TV Shows
It boned when Bon-er left to join the service. He NEVER returned even as a guest. He got Chuck Cunningham'd after being Mike's best sidekick / flunkie, and Mike wasn't as funny without Boner to drag down with him. Say what you want about the actor being typecast, or committing suicide over not being able to shake this character, but this show was never as good after he left. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:24 pm

Grady - TV Shows
I didn't vote on this one because I really only saw the pilot (actually an S&S episode), but I think they gave Grady his own series as payback for his "holding the fort" when Redd Foxx was in a contract dispute with WNBC. Some of the "Grady" episodes of S&S, like Wild Parsley, Cousin Emma and the Ron Glass (character just getting out of prison) episodes of S&S were pretty good, so maybe that's why they thought he could star in his own series. Problem was the premise. Nobody wanted to see Grady as a curmudgeonly grandfather. He worked better as one of FS' cronies watching monster movies and the fights. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:11 pm

Good Morning America - TV Shows
This show premiered with David Hartman as host in the mid-1970s after his last acting gig "Lucas Tanner" didn't pan out. Seemed to me this was Hartman's show. Never paid it much attention after he left. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 4:02 pm

Good Day LA - TV Shows
Jillian Barberie is just not a likeable TV personality no matter how hard Fox tries to push her on the masses. 'nough said. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:58 pm

Gong Show, The - TV Shows
It boned when they tried to bring it back in the late 1980s without Chuck. Instead they had some guy named Don Bleu hosting it. Yeah, I know, WHO?! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:56 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
It never jumped, but I kind of agree with fletch, although I found it more nauseating with Blanche. Granted, Rue McClanahan was a cute MILF in her "Maude" days, but I found her character creepy on this. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:50 pm

Glee - TV Shows
Every time I hear this show's title, I'm reminded of the Jerky Boys' bit "Kessel Wants To Sing". Q: So you want to join a glee club? Kessel: Right! 'cause I'm filled with glee! I just can't take this show seriously with that in my head everytime there's an advertisement for it. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:30 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
I don't know if this was intentional or not, but how is it the Soviet Union obviously knows the castaways are shipwrecked on this island but the US doesn't have a clue? And yes, I do mean the entire "Soviet Union", not just select hapless citizens who stumbled upon them by accident like Harold Heckuba, The Mosquitos, or other Americans who find them there. That Russian body double of Gilligan's didn't show up by accident. He KNEW who he was impersonating before he ever disembarked. Then there was the Russian who tried to use them to rob Fort Knox. How'd he know they were there to be his patsies? Then there was the "ghost" Russian played by Richard Kiel ("Jaws" from the Bond movies). He knew they were there too, else who was he trying to scare off the island / blow up? And why did the Russians want the castaways dead? Very weird plots in those "Russian" episodes that makes you wonder if they weren't trying to make them look smarter than their "clueless" American counterparts. Apparently if you were American, you were a dolt unless you were Professor Roy Hinkley lol. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 3:21 pm

Get Smart - TV Shows
How many different chaos agents did Len Lesser (Seinfeld's Uncle Leo) play on this show? His character would get knocked off one week, then he'd be back playing some other chaos guy the next week. He was like Jim Rockford's Firebird. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 11:47 am

Get a Life - TV Shows
I agree that season 2 was a fishbone. "Cousin Donald" and "Wallet Boy" were the best eps from season 1 though. Donald was played (and nailed) by the great Jackie Earle Haley of "Bad News Bears" and "Breaking Away" fame. He was later nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for "Little Children". At one point he rubbed Chris' face in it about having an "eight....followed by TWO ZEROES" in his bank account. Then the gig was finally up when Chris found out the bank wanted to repo Donald's '84 Chevette, which Chris was in the process of trashing for "revenge". Great stuff! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 11:44 am

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
@Pelirojo, yes I do know someone who once admitted having liked this, but I never understood where she was coming from. All the annoying stuff everyone is writing about she thought was cool. I never watched this show myself, but I voted that it boned on Day 1, because I found the coming attractions to it infuriatingly stupid...especially when Fox would show them during an NFL telecast. What "football guy" is gonna watch "Shallow" McBeal who's wife doesn't make him? Advertising a show to a non-target audience is a fishbone in and of itself. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on June 12, 2012, 11:33 am

ZIMA - Random Topics
Gotta disagree with you on this one. ZIMA quickly became labeled as strictly a girly drink that no man would ever dare be caught dead with. Only being outed as a Beiber fan would be less manly. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 12, 2012, 9:03 am

Hot l Baltimore - TV Shows
Way ahead of its time. Very funny. Unfortunately, it was too controversial for the average audience at that point in time. It was the first network television show to have a warning at its opening, cautioning viewers about mature themes. It only lasted for 13 shows - evidently, the average TV viewer is a moron. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on June 12, 2012, 8:08 am

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