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Bone The Fish - Most Recent Comments!

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Star Wars - Movie Series
Am I somewhat concerned about Disney getting Star Wars?!? Yes, but at the same time, you just don't pay billions just to eff with a franchise, at least if you are planning on using your mind. Once the first Disney made Star Wars comes out, I'll see if this is bad or not. The only thing I really fear is Disney whoring the franchise out in levels even George Lucas never thought imaginable. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 30, 2012, 2:39 pm

Chad Ochocinco - Celebrities
As soon as he was on the Dolphins, he got cut. The guy was definitely a talent, too bad though his ego knocked him down a few pegs. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 30, 2012, 2:22 pm

Janeane Garofalo - Celebrities
Nothing more than a no-talent hack who pimps a HEAVILY liberal ideal. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 30, 2012, 2:16 pm

Legends of the Hidden Temple - TV Shows
I remember this show as a kid, and I LOVED it! Always fun to watch. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 30, 2012, 2:16 pm

Newt Gingrich - Celebrities
So, Newt, Kenny Star, and gang have their Republican Crusade against Bill Clinton because he got some action in the White House, but at the same time, many of these guys were probably getting the same kind of action on the side. Newt is a whore to his party, nothing more. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 30, 2012, 2:04 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
As "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase would always say in his wrestling promos, "Everyone has a price!", so I don't fault Hein for selling, like I have said before. What I don't like is how everything had gone down with Jump The Shark after getting sold. That does stink to high heaven. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 30, 2012, 1:59 pm

Taco Bell - Random Topics
lol @ Brewmaster. they do that at the Taco Bells in my city too. "Hi, how are u doing?" I'm like uhh, i'd like a number 3. I don't want to chit chat. I just want my food and i'll be on my merry little way lady. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 30, 2012, 8:12 am

Burger King - Random Topics
On another note though, i voted for King becomes plastic mute, i agree that he was creepy and weird. Very strange indeed. I remember seeing him and thinking WTF? -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 30, 2012, 8:05 am

Tyra Banks - Celebrities
When she went on that rant about "kissing her fat ass" on her show while she stood there in her swimsuit i knew she'd really lost it. First of all who cares if some ppl think you're husky/fat or whatever, you've been a model since what, the early 90's? You should be used to constant criticism and should be able to not pay it any mind. Secondly, even if it HAD BEEN that serious (which it wasn't) why dedicate a whole show to it, screaming about how you don't care what ppl say about you. Wouldn't ignoring them be more suffice than that? -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 30, 2012, 7:59 am

Sarah Chalke - Celebrities
She's hot but i didn't like her role as the 2nd Becky, i don't feel she did it justice. But did i mention how hot she is?? lol -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 30, 2012, 7:53 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
One more thing, selling JTS was such a cop out. It's like whoever came up with that idiotic idea, was a sensitive ass pansy who couldn't take criticism on TV shows being written and wanted to ruin it for everyone else. Things aren't always picture perfect. There are some shows that i still love but that i put my 2 cents in about because even though i love the show it doesn't mean that it's flawless and that i love every single thing about it. JTS was an outlet for ppl to be honest about when their favorite shows started to go downhill. Once again, i'm grateful for BTF for picking up where JTS left off and showing that lame TVguide site how this shit is really done. Bravo BTF. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 30, 2012, 7:50 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Before i knew that the original JTS site was gone, i was trying to find it one day because most of the comments there were hilarious. At first i was led to that shitty tv guide page and thought, what the hell?? Smh. I'm glad Bone The Fish was created, because it does have a similar feel to the JTS site, with other features as well. It's good to be able to comment on and read other's honest opinions on shows that we once were fans of. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 30, 2012, 7:45 am

Shrek - Movie Series
Shrek 3 is where it boned. The first and even second one were good but that's where the gravy train should have stopped. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 30, 2012, 7:30 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
Greatest group ever. Never jumped. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 30, 2012, 6:30 am

Doctor Who - TV Shows
Still watch it and have been a longtime fan (more so of the classic series than the reboot). But I do hate how they based the show around the companions so much. In particular Rose Tyler and then most recently Amy Pond. Too much romance involved in too many stories. One of the things that set the classic series apart from other shows was that the Doctor was alien and although he had feelings for his companions he did not fall in love with them.It always would annoy me how they always made him say the full name of his companions "Rose Tyler" or "Amy Pond" instead of just Rose or Amy. It was liked we were being forced to remember the character's full name all the time.As for the Doctor I have liked all of them (some better than others though. Tom Baker is still the best) . -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 30, 2012, 6:13 am

Rush - Music Groups
Any group that can boast Neil Peart as their drummer has to be great! He is in a class by himself. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 29, 2012, 10:09 pm

Keeping Up With The Kardashians - TV Shows
Thr very definition of a trainwreck! ARRRRRGH!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 29, 2012, 9:56 pm

Dallas (2012 TV Series) - TV Shows
I'll be the first to say good bye to JR (Larry Hagman) -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on November 29, 2012, 2:59 pm

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
The show had its problems but I must agree that it was quite ironic that the middle-aged, then-unknown actor Patrick Stewart played what turned out to be everyone's favorite character and a break-out star whereas the one playing Riker wasn't that popular. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 29, 2012, 12:34 pm

That Guy with the Glasses - Websites
I know it's too early to judge Doug's new show "Demo Reel", given that there have only been two episodes. But I just don't get it. A wafer-thin premise about some guys that remake current movies (for some reason) that ends up coming off like a live-action "How It Should Have Ended" with a little bit of The Office mixed in. One drawback I'm encountering is that you have to have seen the movie they're parodying to get the jokes. With Nostalgia Critic, that was not the case. All Nostalgia Critic was at its core was a guy making fun of lousy movies, yet that simpler concept was much more accessible. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 28, 2012, 11:02 pm

Adele - Music Groups
She was a good when she first came out, but alas, she has fallen victim to overexposure thanks to radio playing her songs over and over again. I swear if I hear \"Rolling In The Deep\" one more time I\'m gonna shoot a puppy. -- Submitted By: (tvfan) on November 28, 2012, 8:24 pm

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - Music Groups
Bruce still rocks and always will! -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 28, 2012, 6:48 pm

Britney Spears - Music Groups
The day that Britney became an international pop star was truely the day the music died. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 28, 2012, 6:45 pm

Saved by the Bell - TV Shows
Terrible show. Unlikable kids. A click of popular kids with the one nerd friend who they constantly insult and mistreat. What a great lesson to teach kids. I also remember Slater(?) always calling Zack a prep, but thought Slater dressed like a prep himself. Wierd. I also read the article in which the guy who played Zack kinda dissed the show saying it wasn't that good.It seemed to upset some of the show's fans, but at least he was being honest about what he thought. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 28, 2012, 6:29 pm

Sanford and Son - TV Shows
Redd Foxx was born to play this role. Loved the show and all it's characters. I actually like the episodes in which Grady was in charge even more, but was glad to see Fred come back home. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 28, 2012, 6:17 pm

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
Never jumped or boned the fish! One of the best shows ever. In fact it actually improved each time someone new was brought in ,which is very unusual for a tv show. Most other shows start going down the tubes when someone from the main cast leaves. It was very good from day one and was good or great until the show ended (maybe 2 or 3 episodes were poor, but considering the show ran for 11 seasons I think that's a pretty dang good). -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 28, 2012, 6:06 pm

Game, The - TV Shows
When Derwin kept cheating on Melanie, when Melanie started sleeping with almost all the cast members (i'd even dare to say Brit Brat would have been her next conquest if she'd been older), when Malik went from funny spoiled mama's boy to being a total jackass, when Tasha went from sassy to being a straight up bitch, when "McHottie" made his first appearance here, ETC....the show boned so many times that i can't even pinpoint exactly when it was. Janay and Mel become best friends and Janay comes over to eat dinner at their house?? Seriously. So much unrealistic stuff and so many unexplained resolutions prior. They didn't question DJ's paternity until after he was like 2 and a half?? If you were ever a big fan of The Game then u may understand the "WTF" moments i mentioned here. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 11:36 am

Saved by the Bell - TV Shows
Screech. Screech. Screech. I HATED him. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 11:24 am

Parent 'Hood, The - TV Shows
One of my friends used to write for "The Parent 'Hood", and although he appreciated the opportunity and he said Mr. Townsend is a good-hearted guy, he did not like writing for the show because ANY time he had written a plot for the show, Townsend and one of the directors ALWAYS wanted to stick some after school/preachy message in the middle of it. To the point where the show became "The Cosby Show: Reloaded". If somebody told a lie in an episode (like Zaria getting detention) at the end of the show u could expect to see the whole family gathered on the couch smiling and talking about the effects of telling lies and how it can ruin lives and lead to drug abuse, etc. Enough already. I like Townsend, and so does my friend but it became too preachy and that in itself was off putting. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 11:23 am

Lion King - Movie Series
The saying goes "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". They should have left well enough alone. "Lion King 1 and a half"? It was unnecessary and even though i was still kinda young when i saw it, i remember hating it. I LOVED (and still do) the 1st Lion King, and as far as i'm concerned, anything that followed was never made, why ruin a classic movie with less than subpar sequels. Just because a movie is great/classic, doesn't mean it needs a sequel. Even the title "1 and a half" bugged me, but i guess they named it right cuz it definitely wasn't even worthy of being named "Lion King 2". -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 11:17 am

Jerry Springer Show, The - TV Shows
Only an idiot could watch this and think that it's even remotely real. So obviously fake and scripted and not to mention corny. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 11:13 am

50 Cent - Music Groups
50 USED to be good. Get Rich Or Die Tryin (not to be confused with the soundtrack) is great. You don't even have to be about that life to appreciate that album. Trust me, I know some gangstas & also some suburban white kids who both bump this album. 50 boned the fish with the Massacre and the fish was fried up and served with a side of coleslaw on his third album "Curtis" and it wasn't just because of Kanye, trust me. I own all 3 of these albums, and on each one, 50 got worse & worse. He started out great. But Massacre was going downhill and Curtis (even though it sold over a million albums) was SO commercial and poppy to the point where i could barely stomach it. It was the same thing he criticized and mocked Ja Rule for. The Pussycat Dolls? Robin Thicke? J Timberlake?? Which, i wouldn't even mind if 50 collaborated with these artists if the songs were actually good. While "Ayo Technology" is cool, it's not because of 50. And "Fire" and "Follow My Lead" were garbage. 50 fell off badly and basically Ja Ruled himself by making sappy pop/love songs and no longer making the type of good music he made before he got his big deal with Shady/Aftermath. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 11:11 am

Black Entertainment Television - Random Topics
Where do i possibly begin?? BET boned the fish when they got rid of Free & AJ, thus ruining the original 106 & Park. Ask anybody, EVER SINCE Free & AJ have been gone, 106 which was one of their major programs, has sucked complete ass. Rocsi was always beyond annoying. BET also got rid of the original Rap City: The Bassment with Big Tigga. The channel is so unpredictable as far as the line-up. For example once they played Moesha a few times. Then u don't see it come on again for maybe 6 months. WTF? They also did the same thing with One On One. A lot of ppl like those shows and they are quite popular, but they only show them once or twice in a blue moon and then start showing garbage shows like "My Wife & Kids" and "The Bernie Mac Show" which are both unfunny with bad acting. BET also plays the same movies over & over (if i flip through the channels and see "Daddy's Little Girls" one more time i'm going to go AWOL). Love & Basketball is a great movie and they only play that like once a year. BET is so hit and miss that it's beyond annoying and not worth bothering with most of the time. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 11:02 am

Waffle House - Random Topics
The last time i went here with a friend of mine around 11 o'clock to get some late night breakfast and almost ended up in the middle of a shoot out. I mean the food's good but definitely not worth taking a bullet for. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 10:50 am

Arby's - Random Topics
I've never had their roast beef sandwiches so i can't say whether i like/dislike those, but i do know i've gotten chicken strips from there and yes both times they were very hard, to the point of being inedible so i haven't been back since. I gave it a fair try despite other ppl telling me that Arby's sucked. Maybe it's just the one in my city, idk but i won't be going back. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 10:48 am

Burger King - Random Topics
I think Burger King's burgers aren't half-bad. The Double Stacker, their cheeseburger, Whopper, etc. I like the fact that they have that flame-broiled flavor that most burger places don't have. Also they actually use real hamburger, and believe it or not, McDonald's and quite a few other fast food chains do not. Their chocolate milkshakes are pretty damn good as well. I think their lack of popularity generally comes from ppl being so stuck on McDonald's but, don't knock it if u haven't tried it for yourself, the Stacker is just as good as, if not better than McDonald's cheeseburgers. Before u hop aboard the "I Hate BK" bandwagon, they do have some items that are good. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 10:43 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
I used to really enjoy this as a kid and i still catch it sometimes when it's on, but now that i'm older I really notice how fucking campy it really is. I'm not saying it's terrible at all but it's kind of average & formulaic. Typical episode, Will disses Carlton's height, Phil's weight, Hilary's dim wittedness, etc. I mean i'm no prude or anything, and definitely have a good sense of humor, but it's really repetitive and the only thing anybody ever picks on Will about is his ears and that's only once in a blue moon. Like the viewers are supposed to see Will as being perfection personified. Lol. Like the episode about Will being accepted into Princeton, or the episode where Will took all the attention from Carlton for being so great at basketball. It's like can Carlton ever have his moment for once? They made him look like the ultimate loser and like Will was Jesus Christ reincarnated. It became overkill with all the Will ass-kissing in my book. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 10:38 am

America's Next Top Model - TV Shows
One of the biggest mistakes was they got rid of Janice and then she was replaced by Twiggy. Twiggy would have been good for some British competition but this is ANTM. But even with her on the panel, seasons 5 & 6 were still entertaining, especially the latter. What really started to make it go downhill was some of the girls. Believe it or not, the girls on the show do partially determine how interesting/uninteresting a cycle might be. Cycle 6 had Danielle, Jade, Furonda, Joanie, Nnenna, etc. They were funny and not boring. I can barely remember any of the girls in any of the cycles after that. The show should have ended on a good note after Danielle won Cycle 6 but Tyra continued to drag out and squeeze every dollar she could out of ANTM. Now it's on about Cycle 307 and she's gotten rid of both of the J's & Nigel. The ratings are now going to be lower than Paris Hilton's IQ. I hate to see a show that was once funny & entertaining become such a shell of it's former self and completely go down the drain but it boned a long time ago, pass the tartar sauce. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 10:30 am

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
I still don't get why he was in Scary Movie 4. Like WTF? Very random & not in a good way. Dr Phil is full of shit. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 10:18 am

Elmo - Random Topics
I never got what's so damn great about Elmo in the first place? I mean, he was ok at first but he got mgot more and more annoying it seems. He's an attention seeker and his laugh makes me want to use a cheese grater on his face. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on November 28, 2012, 10:16 am

Family Guy - TV Shows
When this show first started out I was among those that really enjoyed it, but it has not been very funny in years. Oddly enough it's spinoff "The Cleveland Show" is more entertaining(and it's not that great either). -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 28, 2012, 6:16 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
The Simpsons remain my favorite show ever. However, there have been times when I have been disappointed with the show,but considering it has been on the small screen for over 20 years I can overlook a few off episodes ever now and then. I will agree that the show doesn't have the emotional impact that it had in early seasons and is more driven by comedic puns and oddball storylines today, but it still is a great show. It's not as popular as it once was and I don't expect it to keep going much longer, but I will keep enjoying it while it last and then still watch it in reruns and on dvd. If i were to list one major gripe I have with the show it is the guest star factor, which normally adds nothing good to the show. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 28, 2012, 5:57 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
Captain Picard was cool and played by a great actor, but most of the rest of the crew i found to be a little dull. Riker, both the character and actor, was awful. Wesley...well there's nothing I can say about him that hasn't been said by almost anyone who has ever seen the show. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 27, 2012, 6:25 pm

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 - TV Shows
Never boned. The best Star Trek series ever. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 27, 2012, 6:02 pm

Married with Children - TV Shows
Show lost alot of it's appeal to me shortly after Steve left. The Bundys didn't have anybody else to contrast with. Marcy was reduced to a horny business woman who acted too much like the Bundys. Also shortly after Steve left the writing started getting worse and they just fell into the same formula over and over again. To me it became just another mindless sitcom . Still the first few seasons make it one of my favorite shows ever. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 27, 2012, 5:58 pm

George Carlin - Celebrities
Would not, could not EVER bone! We need him now more than ever. Too bad he's gone. RIP George! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 26, 2012, 11:34 pm

Farrah Fawcett - Celebrities
I had her poster on my wall as a teenager. She was a beautiful person. So what if she couldn't act; she was right for the parts that she played. RIP Farrah. We miss you. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 26, 2012, 10:57 pm

Jack Lord - Celebrities
One of TVs coolest cats EVER! Did not (and could not) ever bone!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 26, 2012, 10:55 pm

Newt Gingrich - Celebrities
Will BTF for all eternity in Hades! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 26, 2012, 9:21 pm

Elmo - Random Topics
Now there are three accusers. Not looking good for Clash and he is not behaving like an innocent man. One article I read said that the statute of limitations for criminal charges has run out on these cases. I don't know enough about New York law to know if that's true. And yes, the Clash supporters are starting to remind me of Michael Jackson fans. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 26, 2012, 9:14 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
Angus \"The 1/2 Man\" Jones had this to say about his show, \"Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.\" Can\'t disagree with him and applaud his courage(?) to say it, but it just reinforces what I said before about this kid never finding work in Hollywood again after 2 1/2 Men ends. He seems to be following in the Kirk Cameron career path. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 26, 2012, 8:42 pm

Jennifer Lopez - Celebrities
She BTF when she went into music and changed her mname to J-Lo. I do remember seeing her in an interview before it became official in which she keep mentioning about her fans calling her J-Lo. You could tell she was wanted to be refered as J-Lo from that point on. -- Submitted By: (JMoose) on November 26, 2012, 8:02 pm

Quintuplets - TV Shows
AKA Failed Andy Richter Sitcom #2. And easily the worst of the bunch. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 26, 2012, 1:16 pm

Boston Public - TV Shows
Everything that has ever gone wrong at any school in America has gone wrong at Winslow High within a four-year time frame. I don't think there was a clear jump the shark moment. I think it happened gradually in season 3. I feel like the focus was gradually shifted throughout the course of season 3, perhaps to market toward a more specific demographic, but I can't find a single defining moment like I can with most shows. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on November 26, 2012, 1:08 pm

Dreamworks Animation - Random Topics
It's not really the studio that can bone or whatnot, since *any* studio is going to release some duds and if there is an array of classic, fantastic films the number of duds will only be larger. What is the matter for the mostpart is when they try to replicate their successes (i.e. Shrek) by countless sequels and/or superficial versions (e.g. like Shark Tale being an "underwater Shrek"). There is still potential for them to stand on their feet with Kung Fu Panda and How to Train Your Dragon by going in their own paradigm. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on November 25, 2012, 5:33 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Would love to see Thanksgiving extended over two days (Thurs. and Friday) and all non-essential businesses closed for both days, due to a national holiday. Again, even if retail opened on Saturday they would still make bucketloads of money. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on November 25, 2012, 10:43 am

Christmas - Random Topics
I'm probably even more extreme, in that I wish the Christmas season wouldn't start until after the first week of December. Having it for the entire month and more is ridiculous -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on November 25, 2012, 10:39 am

Elmo - Random Topics
On a completely different tangent, I was on a flight recently - one that had hundreds of channels for movies, TV show episodes etc. There was one for Sesame Street which was entirely Elmo (as per the blurb, I did not watch it) on channel 666. Subtle message? -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on November 25, 2012, 12:58 am

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp - TV Shows
Man, that was a FUN one. OK, for my preteen self it was fun but seeing clips as an adult, I understand it was a bit dumb. However; I have to give props to the trainers to somehow get those primates to perform their roles for what they were worth- without getting their own arms torn off as chimpanzees are surprisingly strong! I'm not sure it would work today nor would it be worth the risk to both the performers and trainers well beings to attempt it but it was a good curio for the time! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 24, 2012, 3:12 pm

Larry Hagman - Celebrities
The incredible irony is that while he played one of the most despicable, Machiavellian iconic characters ever, offscreen he'd spent the last few years caring for his Alzheimer's afflicted wife and, as recently as a week before his own passing, was focusing on how to make HER twilight as pleasant as possible despite her being unable to remember their past- despite his own mortal condition. Oh, and it's also quite a testament to his character that in addition to his family, the performers who played Bobby and Sue Ellen Ewing who his character had been rather nasty to, were at his bedside when he died in. ..yes, Dallas, Texas. RIP, Major Nelson [the iconic character I personally preferred him portraying]. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 24, 2012, 3:00 pm

To Tell The Truth - TV Shows
Parker, I think Mr. Cooper[whoever he may have been] died on impact and likely never got to spend any of that money [as evinced by the fact that the only bills known to have been from that hijacking were found clumped+rotted in a riverbank years after the fact]. However; all that aside if that absurdity HAD happened as per your scenario, it WOULD have made an entertaining episode on 'To Tell the Truth'! Loved the classic version [with Peggy Cass, Bill Cullen, Kitty Carlisle with Garry Moore emceeing ]but didn't think the revived version was worth bothering with. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 24, 2012, 2:44 pm

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - Random Topics
It's been years since I've bothered with it mainly because it stops about every two minutes to have some Broadway celeb/soap star do a song+dance in front of the Sidewalk Red Star for the NBC cameras. Sorry, but when I watch a parade I want to see it MOVE! Anyway, while that's a personal preference, what REALLY caused it to bone as far as I'm concerned is when just DAYS after all the allegations came out that prompted Kevin Clash to abruptly retire for 'personal reasons', they had the ELMO FLOAT! Did the Macy's organizers truly believe that anyone would have been upset had they just 'retired' the character? There are no words. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 24, 2012, 2:36 pm

Elmo - Random Topics
BTW, I apologize for using "their" (when I should've said "they're") in my previous comment. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 24, 2012, 1:50 pm

Larry Hagman - Celebrities
Goodbye to Larry Hagman. RIP JR -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on November 24, 2012, 1:40 pm

Dallas - TV Shows
I'll be the first to say good bye to JR (Larry Hagman) -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on November 24, 2012, 1:38 pm

Angry Birds - Random Topics
Man, you can't go ANYWHERE without seeing Angry Birds merchandise. They even have Angry Birds Star Wars toys. I never played the game, so I can't say anything on it. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 24, 2012, 12:53 pm

Elmo - Random Topics
And, there's another underage rape victim. And people actually DEFENDING Kevin Clash if he did do it. Yeah, I guess you also want to pardon those disgusting pedo priests? Amazing how being a celebrity nets you scores of apologists, no matter how horrible your crime. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 24, 2012, 12:52 pm

Angry Video Game Nerd, The - Websites
Mixed feelings about AVGN cancelling. "After the Movie" is as a common boning moment as "Cousin Oliver", but there are literally hundreds of bad games out there for James to review. With the Wii, XBox360, and PS3 reaching the point of obsolescence (as well as the Gamecube, PS2, and XBox being over 10 years old), the number of bad games on old consoles will only grow. Then again, you don't want the Nerd to become a self-parody because it just won't cancel (cough *Simpsons* cough). There are other bad game reviewers on YouTube who are just as fun as the Nerd, so if he does retire, you can watch them instead. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 24, 2012, 12:45 pm

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
I guess it's the anti-animal rights stuff I agree with. What he said was beyond horrible. He thinks he's strong because he attacks a dead person? Anyone can tell you that's cowardice. There's nothing tough-guy about dancing on someone's grave, let alone that of the mother of his children. Is he trying to be as tasteless as Bill Maher or Michael Moore? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 24, 2012, 12:43 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Black Thursday. Words are not vile enough to describe this trend, born this year. It's wrong for businesses to force their employees to miss their family's holiday so they can work the pre-Black Friday rush. It should be illegal. To those who protest by refusing to go to work on Thanksgiving, I salute you! To those who stay outside the store and get the CEOs thinking "Look at all these people who want to shop, we should open early", you should be ashamed of yourself. Just because you have no family or friends to visit on Thanksgiving, you want to ruin the holiday for others? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 24, 2012, 12:39 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
The Christmas season should officially begin on the day after Thanksgiving. Not in October, not in September...the day right after Thanksgiving. To be fair, it's not the Christians' fault this holiday's been hijacked by commercialists. They're getting fed up of all the commercialism as well, including myself. For the record, I get sick of the constant bombardment/overexposure as well. And it's really annoying to hear a Christmas song (like Carol of the Bells, Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls, etc.) with lyrics changed to peddle a product or service. This year, we have that infernal "Garmin dot com" commercial sung to the tune of Carol of the Bells. Make it stop! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 24, 2012, 12:36 pm

Elmo - Random Topics
Considering how popular Elmo is, their probably not going to retire him, and will just give him a new voice actor. PS: I'll remain neutral on the allegations until further evidence is given. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 24, 2012, 1:18 am

Elmo - Random Topics
I'd love to see Elmo be retired, but on yesterday's Macy's Parade Sesame Street float Elmo was there, front and center singing. (Sounded like it was still Clash's voice, too.) Too much $$$$ involved for Hasbro and Sesame Workshop to be rid of him. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 23, 2012, 9:09 pm

Sliders - TV Shows
Somebody actually voted "Never Boned-Still Rocks" Dude, what are you smoking and where can i get some. First two seasons were ok but after that it just fell apart. -- Submitted By: (sbfan2000) on November 23, 2012, 7:49 pm

Angry Birds - Random Topics
I'm surprised that no one has pointed out that Angry Birds seems to be a ripoff of Crush the Castle. Either that or the similarities in the games are one heck of coincidence. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on November 23, 2012, 3:09 pm

Doobie Brothers, The - Music Groups
I got to see the Doobies in concert last summer. In spite of all the personnel changes in the band, they've still got it. Still rock, without a doubt. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on November 23, 2012, 10:10 am

Nicole Richie - Celebrities
Granted, she was a complete train wreck for a few years, no doubt about it. That said, I do give her credit for growing up and gaining some perspective on how she ended up going off the rails. Her (adoptive) parents' divorce and custody fight when she was a child didn't help her cause any, but it looks like she's taking responsibility for her own mistakes instead of taking the easy-way "blame the parents" road. In recent years, she's even managing to carry enough weight that she looks healthy, unlike the "walking screcrow" look she used to have. I wish her luck and I hope she's learned her lesson! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on November 23, 2012, 10:05 am

Simple Life, The - TV Shows
Back in the "Scottish Site" days, my assessment of this waste of film was "Season 1, shark jumper; season 2, shark bait; season 3 (and, in retrospect, thereafter), chum slick." The passage of time has not changed my assessment one iota. Without a doubt, it sucked, bit, and blew -- not only from Day 1 but also from the moment some doofus decided it would be cute to put Parasite Hilton into a reality show. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on November 23, 2012, 9:43 am

Angry Birds - Random Topics
@JayD: The birds don't look like Furbies to me. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 23, 2012, 12:28 am

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - Movie Series
The first one was funny; but as usual, the sequels choked on the fish bone completely! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 22, 2012, 11:17 pm

Blues Brothers - Movie Series
Note to Hollywood: NO MORE SEQUELS! They are almost ALWAYS lame!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 22, 2012, 11:09 pm

Endless Summer, The - Movie Series
Still one of the best documentaries ever! I have it on DVD. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 22, 2012, 11:05 pm

Cars - Movie Series
Note to Hollywood: quit while you are ahead; sequels are almost ALWAYS lame!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on November 22, 2012, 11:02 pm

United States Congress - Random Topics
And yet people still vote in most of the same people... Sad. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 21, 2012, 1:38 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Boned not because of the holiday itself, but because of greedy corporate retailers like Target and Walmart who are opening at 9 PM on Thanksgiving day. If these assholes would simply open at 6 AM on Black Friday, they would still make the same amount of money and people could at least enjoy their Thanksgiving. Of course, blame also goes to all idiot shoppers who line up outside these stores hours before they open, thereby encouraging earlier openings. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on November 20, 2012, 2:32 pm

Isley Brothers, The - Music Groups
They stood up to Michael Bolton and WON! Need I say more? Automatic permanent boneproof! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 19, 2012, 10:37 am

Jonathan Winters - Celebrities
I have to agree that he's funny but a little of him goes a VERY long way IMO! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 19, 2012, 10:33 am

Christmas - Random Topics
Walgreen's in my city stripped down the Halloween stuff November 1st and put the Christmas stuff up THAT day without even a second to consider Thanksgiving! I like the day itself and, as a Christian, I like take the time to reflect on His Birth and Life on that day but how greedy can retailer's be? Oh, and I could only find frankincense there- NO gold or myrrh at Walgreens! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 19, 2012, 10:31 am

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
Robert, I just thought of something that really bothered me about him that's even worse than him dissing us men who opt to not hunt. On the VH1 'Behind the Music' deal with him which did its best to celebrate him, they touched upon the fact that his first wife OD'd after losing a custody battle -and he GLOATED that it just showed she was weak and he was strong! No, I certainly didn't expect 'The Nuge' to be 'Mr. Sensitive' even in a case like this but would it have killed him to have said something along the lines of' Things ended bad between us and I don't pretend we were friends but she didn't deserve that and my kids sure didn't deserve to lose their mother'?! Even a blanket 'No comment' would have at least given the viewer the idea that possibly he might have had SOME compassion in private for his kids having had their mother die that way. His poor daughter was interviewed about this on the 'BTM' and she was STILL shaken about it years after the fact [who wouldn't be] but did he say or do more than gloat in front of her? Yeah, he played some good guitar but that went beyond the pale of all decency regardless of any political views and, yes, I'd say that if he'd been the one who'd died and she'd been the one who outlived him and gloated. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 19, 2012, 10:23 am

To Tell The Truth - TV Shows
Yeah, I know Pelirojo. That was sorta the joke. Obviously a guy smart enough to get away with hijacking an airplane isn't going to be dumb enough to show up on "To Tell The Truth" just because he wants to be on TV. Besides, this will probably spawn a debate, but the real DB Cooper is probably dead or about 100 by now. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on November 19, 2012, 9:56 am

Angry Video Game Nerd, The - Websites
I kind of hope he ends the series with the movie. E.T. is the ultimate bad game, the one that created a video game depression for three years (ended by the launch of Nintendo in 1986), and I don't see where you can go from there. James Rolfe is a very talented guy, and I'd like to see other projects he has up his sleeve, but I'm afraid AVGN would grow stale after the movie. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on November 18, 2012, 11:53 pm

Elmo - Random Topics
Can we finally retire Elmo? The fact that the puppeteer for the character is a sick pedo is beyond the point, the character was always the worst of the Sesame Street lineup and now we have a good reason to move on from him. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on November 18, 2012, 11:49 pm

United States Congress - Random Topics
It should be worth noting that around the time of the SOPA fiasco, the approval rating for Congress was around 9%. Not only is this lower than the lowest approval rating for any president since presidential approval ratings tracking began in the 1930s, but, from one comparison I saw, it's lower than the approval ratings for the IRS, lawyers, banks, and BP during the oil spill. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 17, 2012, 5:09 pm

Pinky, Elmyra &the Brain - TV Shows
Proof that TV execs are nothing more than failed writers who somehow turned into suits. You have a successful formula, you KEEP that formula. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on November 16, 2012, 11:11 pm

Rocky - Movie Series
Rocky: Great underdog story and one of the best from nothing to something films in Hollywood. Rocky II: Very much an extension of the first one. Nothing too different. Rocky III: A bit flashy and more over the top. A great testament to the culture of excess in the 1980s as well as Sylvester Stallone's rapid rise to Hollywood A-lister during the 1980s, making it almost autobiographical. Probably known more for Eye of the Tiger and launch pad for Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. Rocky IV: Uses the Cold War as a center piece. Keeps a lot of the flash of Rocky III, though tones it down a bit. A little bit hokey and cheesy with it's overly jingoistic themes and unrealistic training scenes. Rocky V: Dark, depressing, not uplifting like other Rocky films. Unlikable characters and cheesy dialogue. Also features Stallone's son, who died recently, so overall, the boning point of the series. Rocky Balboa: A good modernized version of Rocky, though a bit unrealistic. Still, bring back the positivity and uplifting messages of the older Rocky films. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on November 16, 2012, 11:13 am

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
I've been playing Sonic Colors and Sonic Generations, and I have to say that they're pretty good games. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 15, 2012, 7:53 pm

Angry Video Game Nerd, The - Websites
As I write this, in less than a week, the movie trailer has almost a million hits. It would've been cool if it were released in December 2012, the 30-year anniversary of ET's release on Atari. Better late than never, and ET sucked because it was rushed to make it to stores on time. The belated AVGN:TM release could be seen as satire, or a lesson being taught too late. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2012, 7:20 pm

Rocky - Movie Series
Interesting, Paulbrec. Since you have experience, it would be cool if you gave us some ideas and tips on how Rocky would have been more accurate! Sort of like how scientists give their input on sci-fi movies: what's accurate, what's not, how certain events would be feasible, etc. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2012, 7:17 pm

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
While I support some of his stances (such as being anti-Peta), insulting people who voted for Obama was uncalled for. I mean, what if he called Romney supporters neanderthals, bigots, and anti-education (against conservatives for being allegedly misogynistic, refusing to support gay marriage and talking of "killing" Big Bird, respectively)? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2012, 7:15 pm

Elmo - Random Topics
Kevin Clash is a pedo? Forget it, I *DO* have a beef with Kevin Clash. The victim recanting his story was probably paid to shut up. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 15, 2012, 7:07 pm

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