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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Boy Meets World - TV Shows
I've watched a lot of sitcoms from beginning to end, and they all have minor continuity errors. Though, the goods ones' errors are minor enough to be forgettable... To say this show has continuity errors is to start from the faulty premise that it has a continuity to begin with. Every episode retconned the characters' past into what was convenient in the moment. The only difference between the continuity of this show and shows like SNL and Drawn Together is that the others didn't pretend to have a continuity. This one does. And that is where it fails. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on July 5, 2013, 1:33 pm

Six Million Dollar Man - TV Shows
I had forgotten about Jamie dying; but it doesn't surprise me. After all; any gal romantically associated with a Barkley or Cartwright would be dead at the end of that episode. Back to the show; the one episode that sticks out is one where Steve is helping a beautiful female psychic escape thru the jungle. She is wearing bleach white slacks; falls into quick sand; is rescued by Steve and in the next shot her slacks are back to bleach white. All ends happily as Steve states that he has a "vision" of her going out with him that night. My vote for Boning is the Big Foot episodes. And don't get me going on the subsequent Bionic TV movies. -- Submitted By: (Pete) on July 5, 2013, 12:08 pm

Back to the Future - Movie Series
@Parker-LOL! Yes, I really enjoy BTTF as a series, however I recently watched it with my kids and I found myself repeatedly having to explain so many of the gags and references to 80's pop culture. For instance, the whole ZZ Top cameo and the spinning guitars thing in part 3 were completely lost on my 13 & 9 year old. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 5, 2013, 1:43 am

Meatballs - Movie Series
I agree. The first one rocked. comedy, with a touching story about the lonely kid no one likes. Great movie, then they had to touch on the E.T. craze in the second and the series went down hill from there. One was more than enough -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on July 3, 2013, 3:43 pm

Ke$ha - Music Groups
I find her songs tolerable at best. Her highest point was being the less-sucky performer on that Pitbull "Take On Me" ripoff, while her lowest point... Well, she started off pretty low to be honest, and didn't raise too high. I actually like her as a person though: a perfect SAT, wonderful skin and looks and she makes the music to have fun - that's admirable, even if the music itself isn't enjoyable. -- Submitted By: (MrMallard) on July 3, 2013, 10:56 am

David Bowie - Music Groups
I think there is a point where he did bone, but he recovered around the mid 90's in his alternative phase. The success of Let's Dance led to some half-baked "commercial" records which were tolerable at best - even today David Bowie himself regrets sticking to that sort of sound for so long. However, I really liked his alternative 90's phase with Outside and Earthling, and all albums after were actually really good (jury's still out on The Next Day, however). There's definitely a point where he just burnt out completely, but there's no doubt that he recovered along the line. -- Submitted By: (MrMallard) on July 3, 2013, 3:59 am

Ren and Stimpy - TV Shows
God, this show was nasty and gave me serious nightmares when I snuck it during the tail-end of the series' original run back in the late 90's on Nickelodeon... After re-watching it some years later, it held up... They pulled it off, somehow, despite all the nastiness. Maybe it was the seriously dark humor and adult jokes they snuck in at times? Like the episodes where Stimpy clones Ren and Ren's "evil" clone tries to take over the world after ruining everyone's lives? "Hermit Ren"? Or that one where Stimpy meets Ren's cousin from Sweden and they destroy Ren's home, the latter literally threatening to kill them afterwards? Maybe it was because it proved Ren and Stimpy proved it could have emotional, serious episodes? Like the episode with Stimpy's "Son", his own fart, or the episode where Stimpy become addicted to TV and has real-life withdrawal symptoms when Ren takes it away? And the one were Stimpy questions his morality being on his final life out of 9. The later episodes made by Nickelodeon after John K. departed did not have the same magic that the originals had, but there were a couple good episodes, I just mentioned a few in that bundle of examples above along with some Spumco gems. I don't know. This obviously wasn't meant to be a kids' show, though. John K. should have waited a few years and pitched it to Comedy Central or Adult Swim on Cartoon Network or something. Then again, those "Adult Party Cartoon" episodes he made in the 00's were WAY too nasty for my taste, had no plot, and lacked that mysterious "cleverness" I can't put my finger on the original episodes had. They was just toilet humor... And that was it. I mean, for example, South Park is obnoxious, but it makes up for it by making fun of many aspects of society oh-so-gloriously and cleverly. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on July 3, 2013, 2:50 am

Teletubbies - TV Shows
This show never taught me anything, in fact when I was 5 in 1998, I found it quite boring watching these headache-inducing monsters roll around aimlessly in the countryside jingling their rear ends, giggling, touting jibberish, and then forcing me to watch the same video two times in a row...Did they think little children were all stupid or something? ... *Sigh* ... When I didn't change the station or found something else to due that watch the tube, I eagerly awaited watching Fred Rogers, Shari Lewis, Levar Burton, Big Bird, Grover, Oscar, Cookie Monster and Chris and Martin Kratt after this swill. They would be my great, thought and curiosity provoking, educational reward for enduring the boring, mind-numbing wreck that was the Teletubbies. I sometimes even awaited Barney the Dinosaur coming on! Honestly, who even cares if the purple 'Tubby was gay? No life lessons, no basic math skills or English/foreign language skills, no cultural or basic science stuff, no socializing skills... Just bright, flashy colors, nonsense, jibberish, over surrealism and a non-existent plot. Today I can't tell if this was a show intended for toddlers or one cleverly passed off as a kid's show that was actually a program for stoners. Well, at least they were cute, right? Boned day one, definitely. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on July 3, 2013, 2:31 am

Rap (music) - Random Topics
Yes, at some point in the 90's artists stopped singing about the hardships of life in the ghetto. The older rap music was about difficult times, resulting to artist singing about rebellion in this harsh environment, rebellion against "the man", having to survive the violence in the hood, eventually ending up in the wrong crowd and paying the price, etc. (This is why I always have and still enjoy most Metal, Alternative, etc. It's usually about the struggle of life in hard times) Instead this "new", "gangsta" version of rap music today focuses on being flashy, needlessly showing off in a "pimp mobile", etc., being lewd with women and doing drugs just because you can. The more the better, it's seems like it's just people trying to show off. No drama, nothing to relate to, no structure, no political statements, no self-control or restraint. Just stick with hip-hop from the 70's, 80's and early-to-mid 90's... Otherwise, go underground. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on July 3, 2013, 2:06 am

Youtube - Websites
EDIT: *And do not bother with most of the asshole commenters on YouTube. I've yet to figure out their problem as well. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on July 3, 2013, 1:50 am

Ed, Edd N Eddy - TV Shows
I was torn between Ed, Edd and Eddy. The animation was poor, but somewhat forgivable, the voice acting wasn't much better, and I found a lot of the characters in this series to have annoying personalities, such as Kevin, Eddy, Sarah and Jimmy. But it had it's moments, such as the extreme use of exaggerated cartoon physics for humorous effect and there were some clever one liners and some hidden adult jokes (The Kanker Sisters seemed to be one living risque jest, strictly for the teen and adult viewers). I found Edd (Double Dee) to actually be quite an enjoyable, relatable character, save for despite him being so smart he always went along with Eddy's schemes. Rolf and Ed were the most comedic. Normally I don't care for dumb characters like Ed, but he and Rolf's "interesting" and "random" dialogue seemed to be hilarious for some reason, along with Rolf's mysterious customs from his culture that we never see. And again, I liked seeing Ed break the laws of physics regularly. Also, the movie finale was surprising serious for this show and I actually liked it. Not the best show, but it had a good handful of memorable moments. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on July 3, 2013, 1:47 am

King of the Hill - TV Shows
King of the Hill was an interesting series. It was an animated show that eventually juggled humor, drama and suspense quite well, dare I say even better than The Simpsons, Futurama, and certainly better the Seth Macfarlene series'. Yes, Hank is awkward, Bobby is even more awkward, Peggy is rude and an egomaniac, Luanne is a ditz, Khan is rude, Cotton is a bully and a total a-hole, Dale is mentally unstable/insane, Bill is depressive, and Boomhauer is the ladies man who despite that, it seems he can never get the girl in the end, despite being laid back and passionate. (Though I think there was a episode explaining he never takes his relationships seriously, or he just can't find the right gal, wasn't there?) But I found all these characters funny to some extent despite their faults, most of which are easy to relate to and makes them human. I thought Peggy having her over-inflated ego popped every once in a while was funny, Hank's intolerance of Bobby's beliefs and teenage "experimenting" with fads, music, and so on, and Dale being so paranoid that he barely opens the door to the pizza man, however he's surprisingly ignorant to the fact his wife has been cheating on him for years with John Redcorn and conceived a illegitimate son, Joseph, whom Dale swears shares his blood and spoils him rotten just to name a few. There were some odd episodes I hated. For example, there was that several part story arc with Peggy's skydiving accident. Despite the character development she and Cotton got, it was unbelievable. I think this show started to slip when Luanne married Lucky. I didn't hate his character, but he was somewhat annoying at times. He just seemed like some bum who screwed the system to get every penny he owned. Lucky was wise at times, he also seemed to be a loving husband do Luanne, but it wasn't enough to save him. When Cotton passed it only sunk deeper (I hated his character, but he did give some pretty good comic relief), but continued to be a decent quality show. -- Submitted By: () on July 3, 2013, 1:27 am

Family Guy - TV Shows
The first couple episodes of this show weren't bad, but once the show was revived, this show took a turn for the worst. They still do have some clever jokes, but Family Guy has dropped in quality. Peter was made mentally retarded (IIRC they even did an episode about it), so they have of course used this to make him the typical nuisance/danger to everyone around him, including himself. Stewie was changed from a genius to some kind of homosexual stereotype or something (I can't tell). Brian is now just there for the political humor. Meg only exists to be the butt of jokes and to be bullied which isn't funny. Characters like Cleveland were written out, which sucks. And some of the jokes and pacing of this show are terribly boring. Some jokes are recycled, while some cutaway/flashback jokes seem to drag on forever. The potty humor does not save this show, either.... Another show that was resurrected from cancellation and became a shell of it's former self. Beavis and Butthead and Futurama pulled off their revival series successfully and I don't know how. But as for Family Guy, remote, please. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on July 3, 2013, 1:01 am

McDonalds - Random Topics
I only eat at this place every 1 1/2 to 2 or more months tops. The meat, fish and veggies are all raised in very poor conditions. The farms and factories in which McDonald's orders their food from and has it processed are some of the most depressing, gross places to exist. The unhealthy, and sometimes unsanitary preparation of this food is not that great, either. (Kudos to Mickey D's who do at least are up to health code and have a friendly staff, I know you do exist out there.) Watch the movies "Super Size Me" and/or "Food Inc." if you don't believe me. Dunno about anyone else, but I can't eat this stuff without getting physically sick 2-3 hours later; sure it tastes good, but it is crappy food. I know it is cheap junk food, but still. Please people, save your health! Pack a lunch or go to a local "Mom and Pop" restaurant and support them before they are extinct due to corporate monopoly and eventual takeover. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on July 3, 2013, 12:51 am

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
Yes, this was once quite a clever show. Before the movie, SpongeBob was a nice, well meaning guy stuck kind of in a "man-child" bubble, who was just misunderstood by his fellow sea people in the earlier episodes. Sure he screwed up every once in a while, but you could relate. Patrick was sorta dumb, but he wasn't obnoxious and pulled off the comic-relief quite well. Sandy was a kickass Texan squirrel whom I could never figure out if she moved to Bikini Bottom for kicks, adventure or study. Squidward was the constantly crotchety, jerk next door neighbor who really just needed some company who could sit through his *ahem* "art" and "music". Krabs was like a (grand)father figure to SpongeBob I always felt; when he wasn't trying to rob him blind of his paycheck, though you could tell he wasn't cruel, he just had a money fetish. Plankton was just there for ironic humor. I remember the elderly "Aquaman + Lad" knock off characters, Mrs. Puff, Krabs' daughter (Why is she a whale?), etc. but they are minor characters' so I'm leaving them out this time around. At the end of the 3rd season this show went to crap. I think it went downhill when they made a "special" about SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward as cavemen (Didn't they already do that in the first season anyway with Squidward's time machine?). The movie (Which I remember not even being that great) was the final nail in the coffin. The 4th season is where this show died. The animation during the 4th season got pretty flat and just looked poor in contrast to the previous episodes. They recycle plots and have run out of ideas, but the worst offender of all IMO: The characters became caricatures of their former selves, like they did to Flanders' on The Simpsons. SpongeBob and Patrick become complete idiotic morons to the point of it not even being funny anymore. Basically becoming a danger to themselves and everyone around them, just by "attempting" normal tasks. Squidward became the shows' victim character. Again, before he was the jerk next door, now he's living in utter hell every day of his life. I actually feel bad for the guy now!!! Why hasn't he gone on a serial killing spree on the now ever annoying SpongeBob, Patrick and Krabs yet? Krabs is a villain now it seems, only caring about money, and not Sponge or Squid's well beings' on the job. He's not even a mentor to Sponge anymore. Everyone else seems to have not changed that much, but these changes killed the show. I think this is a show that intended to wrap up with the film, but the network exec's, whom make Mr. Krabs look like a reformed Ebenezer Scrooge it seems, said NO to rake in more dough, so new writers, new artists, the show looses it's charm as the old staff have moved on or quit. RIP SpongeBob... They need to quit milking this sea cow dry! Then again, it is just a cartoon. So long as it keeps the children occupied for 22 minutes, it doesn't matter(?) -- Submitted By: () on July 3, 2013, 12:31 am

Sha Na Na - TV Shows
Now come on! Some of you MUST have heard of Sha Na Na! I saw some comments about the Flip Wilson Show & Sha Na Na somewhat got their show started on Flip's show . When the show started in 1976 ,they had Avery Schreiber as Herbie the cab driver bringing such guests as Ethel Merman , Chubby Checker and others.In the later seasons they had to resort to tricks like fake telethons Plus the guys (there were 10 of them ) would sing songs from the 50s & 60s. Each of the 10 greasers (as they were known) had a trait of their own . There was Bowzer (tall dressed all in black with a deep voice) Johnny ( the heart throb of the group ) Santini (always winking at girls ) Lennie (the teddy bear looking sax player) and others. Hopefully soon Sha Na Na will be out on DVD soon! (Ob a personal note I met Bowzer & he's a VERY sweet man! DON'T EVER let the tough guy attitude fool you! -- Submitted By: (Katzi428) on July 2, 2013, 10:46 pm

Wizard of Oz, The - Movie Series
So, I finally got around to watching Oz: The Great and Powerful. It had none of the charm wizard of oz had. Mila Kunis did her best but other than her it was pretty boring, obviously predictable, and definitely alot of continuity errors based from the 1939 movie. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 2, 2013, 8:36 pm

Kung Fu Panda - Movie Series
The first Kung Fu Panda was funny. It really was. The second had more of a dark undertone. For this reason, I didn't enjoy it as much. Plus, it suffered from sequel syndrome. Just not as good as the first. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 2, 2013, 8:27 pm

Jaleel White - Celebrities
Perhaps, if he would have quit playing Urkel at an earlier age, he would have had more success. When the series ended, he seemed too old to still be playing that character. Thus, cementing him as Urkel for life. imo. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 2, 2013, 8:16 pm

Josie and the Pussycats - TV Shows
Boned big-time when they went to outer space. It was Alexandra's fault they went to outer space in the first place (she shoved her way in front of the band posing for publicity photos, they all fall inside the ship (no thanks to her), she "accidentally" activates the ship and off they go). And anytime Josie and the others helped out some alien race with their problems and they were headed back to Earth as a reward, it was usually Alexandra who pulled a Gilligan and knocked the ship off-course. Why they tolerated that two-faced bitch, I'll never know. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 2, 2013, 7:46 am

Josie and the Pussycats - TV Shows
Archies knock-off and Day 1 BTF. Also, in retrospect, you gotta wonder about those outfits ... was there some fetishism amongst the show's creators? If someone floats idea of women prancing around a stage wearing cat costumes, Saturday morning cartoons is NOT the venue that comes to mind! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 29, 2013, 9:39 am

Brady Kids - TV Shows
For me, this show was an obvious Day 1 BTF, because 1) the BTF point for the original live-action show was when the kids started their singing group and 2) in the cartoon, the kids sang ALL the time. I think each episode ended with one of their songs, and their might have been one or two in the course of the episode. I didn't see that much of the show as a kid, but I distinctly remember some of those songs severely getting on my nerves. In retrospect, it's clear that this show was a cheap Archies knock-off and a hook-line-and-sinker buy-in to the 1970s paradigm that every cartoon teenager (or almost-teenager) who was a lead character had to be in a rock band. Similar to Las Vegas, what happens in the 70s, by and large needs to stay in the 70s. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 29, 2013, 9:33 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
I never saw any of the episodes with Cousin Oliver. Or if I did, I've forgotten about them -- for which, if that's actually the case, from everything I've heard I should count myself fortunate. Anyway, after having my memory jogged by seeing some reruns on classic TV channels, for me the show went BTF when the kids started up their singing group and it seemed like they were singing at the drop of a hat. I wouldn't go so far as to say they couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, but it did need to be a fairly small tune and a pretty big bucket. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 29, 2013, 9:23 am

Martha Speaks - TV Shows
I think it's a pretty dumb way for Martha to be able to talk, simply by eating alphabet soup. So if Martha ate chicken soup, would she be clucking instead? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 28, 2013, 6:48 pm

Ritchie Valens - Music Groups
I wonder if he would have been as well known today had he not died alongside Buddy Holly. Nevertheless, despite his brevity, he was quite influential on Chicano music, including Los Lobos who did the soundtrack to La Bamba. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 28, 2013, 6:31 pm

Target - Random Topics
It's a little more pricy but what isn't these days. Some of the stores are way too red. I've always thought of the color red, along with yellow, as aggression colors. So, why paint your walls with that much of it. Red accents would have been better. Walmart has done this as well. Some of their stores are far too blue. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 27, 2013, 10:32 pm

Ritchie Valens - Music Groups
Ritchie Valens certainly had some great; timeless songs. I still listen to his music along with alot of others from that era. It just seems like there was more passion and soul behind the music. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 27, 2013, 10:16 pm

Lisa Robin Kelly - Celebrities
Ms. Kelly just can't seem to straighten her self out. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162-57590678/that-70s-show-star-lisa-robin-kelly-arrested/ -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 27, 2013, 10:06 pm

Youtube - Websites
This site changes their layout EVERY 3-4 weeks. It's like clockwork, you can predict it. Once we get used to the "new" layout, they add a bunch of new, confusing features that throw us off and we are back a square one... I know you've gotta keep up with the times and all, but JEEZ... Also, I'm still fed up with that whole copyright ordeal since Google bought them, even though it's ancient history by now. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on June 27, 2013, 4:45 pm

DeviantArt - Websites
Not a bad site for photography and some drawings when I discovered it about 10 years ago, but it has become a central for people ripping off other characters and claiming them as their own, people taking, and uploading nothing but risque pictures of themselves ala Myspace and Facebook, and lewd, hardcore, fantasy and odd fetish drawings in recent times. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on June 27, 2013, 4:41 pm

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
This was obviously a hoax. We don't know enough about Mayan civilization to understand this, and it was probably a metaphor misinterpreted or something. I'm sure a lot of people knew it was faux from the start. This pointless, mass hysteria to make a quick buck has already been pulled so many times already, Y2K is a perfect example. It certainly made our media go down the toilet, however, mainly the History Channel. That was depressing. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on June 27, 2013, 4:30 pm

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
This place has some pretty good shoot-em-up and car chase/action games for teens and adults.... That's about it. Crappy pizza, rigged games for youngsters, grunge, outdated, hilariously bad animatronic robots, and of course, the typical mascot in a costume who parades the place, who is probably a lowly, middle aged man who hates his life, or a young person trying to pay off their student loans all pollute this kiddie hole. -- Submitted By: (Crewman) on June 27, 2013, 4:27 pm

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
@JayD: It seems that for the last few decades, every generation of music has at least one song that is completely bubbleheaded, yet inexplicably popular. For example, from the 60s, the song "Reach out of the Darkness", better known by its often-repeated lyric "So Groovy Now". Right now it's "Call Me Maybe"'s turn, but soon enough it'll fade off the pop-culture radar and be replaced by something else. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 26, 2013, 7:25 am

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
Forget Chuck E. Cheese, I would have rather had Discovery Zone back. I feel blessed to have been a kid in the 1990s, and would definitely take my children do one of those, instead of a Chuck E. Cheese. Last time I went was during the midst of the transition from a family fun place, to a family fight establishment. -- Submitted By: (CynicalOkie) on June 25, 2013, 11:43 pm

Dance Dance Revolution - Random Topics
After DDR X, the slow decline of the game seemed to turn into an out of control crash landing. With horrible cabinet designs, unable to upgrade cabinets with SuperNOVA 2 and prior, it's no wonder many arcades stuck with SuperNOVA 2 and not X or even X2. Now even after the decent console release of DanceDanceRevolution II for the Wii, it seems Konami has given up on non-Asia audiences. -- Submitted By: (CynicalOkie) on June 25, 2013, 11:38 pm

TBS (Turner Broadcasting System) - Random Topics
It seems like it is the Tyler Perry network it seems with all of his shows on it. -- Submitted By: (bojanthebest) on June 25, 2013, 3:26 pm

Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation - TV Shows
There was a girl ninja turtle? Why? Were they trying to please feminist groups or broaden the fan base? I guess I'm glad I've never come across this version. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 25, 2013, 12:23 am

Panda Express - Random Topics
I've only eaten at Panda Express once and never again will I. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 24, 2013, 11:59 pm

Target - Random Topics
Target's musical commericals keep their advertising interesting, but sometimes they miss the mark. For example, a few years ago they had an ad with the theme (and prominent lyrics) of "gotta get it right now". The ad was done in a punk-rock style, and the singer sounded like she was either half asleep or experiencing some severe gastroinstestinal distress when she recorded her part. This year, we've got "Ula Ula", with some other lyrics that sound like they're in Spanish, all over the advertising landscape, and ... what the hell is up with that? What are the lyrics supposed to mean, and who the hell's idea was it to make an ad out of that. All I know for sure is that "Ula Ula" is NOT Spanish for "I was smoking something really weird when I wrote this", since I do know how to say that in Spanish. Anyway, that song's enough to make me think several times before spending any time at a Target this summer, just on the off-chance that whatever drugs the songwriter and ad people must be on are also being aerosol-released into the stores. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 24, 2013, 7:06 am

Food Network - Random Topics
@JayD: I don't understand your comment. It sounds like you have a negative opinion of Paula Dean, yet when the Food Netwwork cans her that's an indication of the Food Network going BTF? I'm not saying that's an impossible position to take, but it seems so self-contradictory that it needs more explanation. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 24, 2013, 6:49 am

Panda Express - Random Topics
I've had it a few times for their orange chicken, and it's okay but not quite finger ling ling good. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 23, 2013, 5:46 pm

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
How that stupid "Call Me Maybe" song got nominated for song of the year is beyond me. At least the Grammies are not as bad as the Junos, the Canadian music awards. The chick that did that aforementioned song got the album of the year prize. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 23, 2013, 5:41 pm

Food Network - Random Topics
They fired Paula Dean, also known as the Klu Klux Cook. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 23, 2013, 5:30 pm

Kayne West - Celebrities
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian just had a daughter, and they named her "North" (making her name "North West"). I feel so bad for that baby. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 22, 2013, 11:00 pm

Lil Wayne - Celebrities
Good job of stomping all over the American flag. Of course I'm being sarcastic. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 21, 2013, 6:17 pm

LeBron James - Celebrities
Since the last comment more than a year and a half ago, LeBron has won two championships and an Olympic gold to boot. Like him or hate him, he's a champion. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 21, 2013, 5:59 pm

Onions - Random Topics
Random comments on a random topic: 1) Washington's state vegetable is the Walla Walla Sweet onion. 2) Onions on pizza are great. The trip through the oven takes just enough of the bite out that they don't taste bitter, but leaves enough in that the onions still contribute flavor as well as texture to the pizza. 3) Onion rings are a roll of the dice. Some places are better than others at making them. Surprisingly, Jack in the Box has pretty good onion rings. 4) Onions and hamburgers are another winning combination, but it depends on the onion. Wendy's, for example, has onions that are strong enough not only to walk, but also to chase you down and beat you up. If the onions even touch the sandwich, it's ruined as far as I'm concerned. Worse, some Wendy's restaurants seem to have a collective inability to comprehend the phrase "no onions". At those places, the only way they consistently get it right is if you say "food allergy" as well as "no onions". -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 20, 2013, 8:44 am

Days of Our Lives - TV Shows
When they keep firing Carrie. 2006 and 2012. -- Submitted By: () on June 20, 2013, 4:38 am

Melrose Place - TV Shows
The original show Jumped The Shark or Boned The Fish when Sydney was killed and then Dr, Kimberly Shaw dies. Both deaths ruined the main storylines of the show at the height of its fame. Then just about anybody who was a up and coming actress started to come on the show. Alyssa Milano, Jamie Luner, Kristin Davis, Jack Wagner, Lisa Rinna, Rob Estes, David Charvet, Brooke Langton, Kelly Rutherford and Rena Sofer. -- Submitted By: (AlanVallazza) on June 20, 2013, 4:00 am

James Gandolfini - Celebrities
I was surprised to hear of his passing. Completely shocked, I am sure he would never know of the many hours of pleasure he gave as Tony Soprano on tv now dvd -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on June 19, 2013, 9:33 pm

Onions - Random Topics
Onions? Yeah I'd say that's a random comment. I like Outbacks Bloomin' Onion. It's all about that wonderful sauce they make for it. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 19, 2013, 5:11 pm

Presidential Election Debates - Random Topics
I have never watched a single debate in my life and for good reason. What's the point of watching a debate with softball questions? Then when a good question actually come a candidates way, it's dodged or more annoyingly they tip toe around their answer(s) to come to the point(s) they really wanted to put out there. Besides it doesn't matter anymore. Republicans, Democrats, they're all the same now. Independents, libertarians, and other 3rd parties would probably follow suit, sadly. For themselves rather than We The People. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 19, 2013, 4:59 pm

Presidential Election Debates - Random Topics
Debates are worthless without 3rd party and independent candidates -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 18, 2013, 10:26 pm

Tejano Music - Random Topics
Where I lived it happened at 12:00 Noon. I was watching an Oldies Station, I was listening to the Beatles one minute, a series of Commercials (First the usual ones, Then suddenly all I hear is Spanish! From what I read nobody told the Radio Staff, including the DJs. They were told to go to a Commercial Break, then told to go home! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on June 18, 2013, 9:02 pm

Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (Disney movie) - Movie Series
I liked the Easter Eggs in this movie. Near the beginning, when you see the crowd in the square you see Scar (From The Lion King) make a cameo, as well as Belle (from (Beauty and the beast). There are also Homages to The Three Stooges and The Wizard of Oz. -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on June 18, 2013, 7:51 pm

ABC Saturday Superstar Movie, The - TV Shows
I've found two episodes on bootleg DVDs. Lassie and the Spirit of Thunder Mountain and Lost In Space. -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on June 18, 2013, 7:41 pm

ACT (Action for Children's Television) - Random Topics
These buffoons caused the FCC to ban many of my favorite cartoons in the early 1970s. Only recently have I been able to see them again, thanks to a little something called a DVD. -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on June 18, 2013, 7:38 pm

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
It is now known why the world DIDN'T end on 12/21/2012. An archaeologist discovered that the Mayan Calender had a Typographical error, the World wil not end until December 21, 22012! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on June 18, 2013, 7:36 pm

myspace.com - Websites
I also see the whole thing pissed off some people... wow, Myspace pissed off all of what?!? The 4 or 5 people that somehow still use Myspace?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 18, 2013, 1:15 am

myspace.com - Websites
All things considered, it's probably good for them they start anew with something. No way they were ever coming back as a social networking site -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 18, 2013, 1:08 am

Cars, The - Music Groups
Probably around 1985-86, a lot of the songs they were putting out at that time (Heartbeat City, You are the Girl) just seemed subpar. Actually, Ric Ocasik's solo "Emotion in Motion" and Benjamin Orr's "Stay the Night" were much better songs, maybe they were holding back their better material for the solo outtings. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 17, 2013, 7:03 pm

Superhero movies - Random Topics
Way too many of these being made nowadays, how many "reboots/remakes" of Superman, Batman, Spiderman etc, do we need? Plus they all seem to be trilogies, further glutting the market. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 17, 2013, 6:53 pm

Instagram - Websites
I'll be honest, I view this site as a weird mix between Twitter, Flickr, and (to a lesser extent) Facebook. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 14, 2013, 11:19 pm

Facebook - Websites
Well, Facebook has now incorporated hashtags on their sites (http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/06/facebook-introduces-hashtags/). That's right, Facebook is copying Twitter. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 14, 2013, 11:18 pm

myspace.com - Websites
I just heard that Myspace relaunched itself as a social music site, and as a result, deleted all of their old users' profiles and blogs. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 14, 2013, 6:23 pm

Arsenio Hall Show, The - TV Shows
Sucked from day 1. Never understood why people thought him or his show was funny, plus MTV insisted on having him guest host their video awards show two years in a row. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 14, 2013, 6:09 pm

Major League - Movie Series
As others (including myself) have already posted, Major League 2 had a multitude of problems. The thing that stuck out like a sore thumb, though, was Wesley Snipes' being replaced in the role of Willie Mays Hayes by Omar Epps. It wasn't that Epps was horrible -- he was actually pretty good -- but that he just didn't bring quite the same flair to the role that Snipes did. As far as I'm concerned, we had Hayes in the first movie and "fake Hayes" in the second. It wouldn't have made that much difference in the overall quality of the movie, but they would have been better off writing Hayes out of the movie and putting Epps in as a totally new character. In real life, of course, the reason Snipes didn't return for the second movie was because he'd gotten his acting career established on his own, and ML2 had an obvious reference to that by depicting Hayes as having starred in an action movie during the off-season. But since Snipes was gone, Hayes should have been gone as well. That wouldn't have turned ML2 into high art, as it had plenty of other problems, but at least it wouldn't have been **as much** of a fish-fest. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 14, 2013, 8:30 am

Montauk Monster, The - Random Topics
The Montauk Monster? Now that is a random topic. I've first heard about it on some nature mysteries program. They concluded the creature is actually a raccoon in which the nasal tissue decayed, making its snout look more like a beak. If you look up a pic of a hairless raccoon, they both look similar to each other. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2013, 8:40 pm

Hanson - Music Groups
Mmmhops? Oh...my...God. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2013, 8:11 pm

Arsenio Hall Show, The - TV Shows
He got hipper guests than Carson and scored a large young audience because of it. There was nothing especially funny or intelligent about Arsenio himself, and after Leno stole his guests away from him this became obvious. I think people have nostalgia goggles on with regards to this show. It was never really that good, we were just to young to know better. When Arsenio returns this fall I think people will realize this and he will crash and burn. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 12, 2013, 1:11 pm

Pandora - Random Topics
The App for Pandora only allow 40 hours of music per month. That's pretty lame. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 11, 2013, 6:29 pm

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
Ehh! ShowBiz was better.....I think. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 11, 2013, 6:26 pm

Taco Bell - Random Topics
I miss the actual bell they use to have in these stores. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 11, 2013, 6:14 pm

Wolverine and the X-Men - TV Shows
Though Wolverine did take a lot of presedence in this show (face it, he does anyway - even his three word cameo in X-Men First Class become one of the film's most memorable moments), it was all-round a solid series. The animation was brilliant and showed how far it had come in as a television medium with stories that were sophisticated and continuous. Many favourites were featured it might have been a lot more. Of course, TV executives have to bugger with any good (and potentially good) show nowadays it seems and despite the storyboards for a second season and the show's popularity - it was cancelled. The second season would have featured Apocalypse, the Arch-Angel storyline, maybe even the Phoenix saga and seeing what happened to Emma Frost. What a gosh-darn rip! -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 10, 2013, 9:25 pm

Nicki Minaj - Music Groups
Stupid Hoe has one good thing going for it: the super-sped up version. It is stupid in sort of a manically funny way (though that is my odd sense of humour): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYAxzG1utcw -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 10, 2013, 9:12 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
This has got to be one of the most mean-spirited, sexist and downright unpleasant shows to have ever been made. I do not see any appeal it in; this was from first contact. The jokes are either vile, crude or condoning poor beahviour. By sexist, it treats women poorly and gives men a bad name and influence - nobody wins! That being said, I am certainly not a prig in television; some great shows like Seinfeld and Becker have unpleasant characters but either they have some depth to liking them or there are repercussions and/or other characters not taking kindly to their actions. Here they are just pricks you are expected to find likable and charming from the get go - no! -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 10, 2013, 9:08 pm

Star Trek: The Animated Series - TV Shows
@ParkerTillman: The name of the three-armed alien crewmember was Arex. He was treated as a full-fledged member of the crew from the get-go, which is why the show was never in danger of boning by the "New Kid on the Block" reason. Arex (as well as the felinoid female crewmember, M'Ress) was an example of the show's creators taking advantage of their medium to incorporate less-human-appearing aliens into the cast of characters: It's a lot cheaper to animate an alien than to spring for makeup/costuming/FX to make him/her/it appear on a live-action screen. Arex was also the butt of a sly in-joke (but in a nice way) in the Star Trek Log series of books, i.e., the Alan Dean Foster novelizations of the animated episodes. You remember all those scenes in the original series where some outside force would shake the daylights out of the Enterprise and knock everyone out of their chairs? And we the viewers wondered, "Why the hell don't they have seat belts?" In the A.D.F. novelizations, there was a repeated motif where, as usual, some outside force would start shaking things up. Unlike TOS, though, ONE crewmember would stay in his seat: Arex, reaping the benefits of having an extra arm. It struck me as being a little funny, as well as a mild dig at the TOS writers. Anyway, Arex was the guy's name, and he was NOT a BTF character. TAS still rocks, and A.D.F.'s novelizations are pretty good, too. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 10, 2013, 8:29 am

CiCis Pizza - Random Topics
Cici's is where I started in the workforce, many, many moons ago. The only pizza I liked from there was the alfredo, with various toppings. I didn't really like their pizza sauce but because I worked for them, I got meals for free. So, I didn't complain much about it. Since then, I very seldom eat at Cici's, like once in a blue moon. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 9, 2013, 6:03 pm

Tom Cruise - Celebrities
I'd still watch his movies providing they have nothing to do with Scientology. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 8, 2013, 10:57 pm

Pittsburgh Penguins - Random Topics
Well they certainly stunk against the Bruins in the 2013 playoffs. They were supposed to win the cup, but they got swept in the semi-finals and scored just two lousy goals. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 8, 2013, 10:44 pm

Hanson - Music Groups
They now have their own beer. It's called, wait for it, Mmm Hops. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 8, 2013, 10:33 pm

Stone Temple Pilots - Music Groups
And from what I have heard, he's throwing a HUGE bitchfit about the whole deal, saying the band can't use the STP name with him kicked out -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 8, 2013, 6:54 pm

Game Of Thrones - TV Shows
No comments about the infamous Red Wedding episode? I thought it was great. It really demonstrates the difference I mentioned before between this and LOTR. Middle Earth is romanticized and seems like a world you'd want to live in. The world of Game of Thrones is a harsh, treacherous one more akin to our own. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 8, 2013, 1:03 pm

Newhart! - TV Shows
Green Acres of the 80's. Why does there have to be a horny old slut, like Kathy Kinney to bugger things up all the time? Sheesh! We have all heard the stupid skank jokes before, and before.... -- Submitted By: (ommy) on June 8, 2013, 4:12 am

Hercules: The Animated Series - TV Shows
Hercules? + Disney? (Shudder)....Kinda like shit & strawberry shortcake... -- Submitted By: (ommy) on June 8, 2013, 12:00 am

ZZ Top - Music Groups
One word of this BTF: TUSH! -- Submitted By: (ommy) on June 7, 2013, 11:38 pm

Nicki Minaj - Music Groups
@kingbk: I think she looks more like a Bratz doll. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 7, 2013, 12:04 am

NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) - Random Topics
The system that saved video games. If anyone remembers, video games were left for dead after the crash happened in 1984-1985. When the NES came out, it saved video games and revolutionized the genre with side scrolling games and adventure games that were never possible on Atari such as Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man, Castlevania and Contra. The NES wasn't perfect, as the blowing on games got old and there were a good handful of awful games released for the system. That's why I tend to rate the Super NES higher as the game library was better and the graphics/sound a vast improvement from the 8-bit days, but the NES is a classic game system that can still be pointed to as the catalyst that helped get video games to where they are today. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 6, 2013, 11:21 am

Temple of the Dog - Music Groups
Never boned. The band members were wise enough to stick to this being a one off LP project, despite the commercial success of the album. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 5, 2013, 7:52 pm

Stone Temple Pilots - Music Groups
Looks like Scott Weiland got bounced from the band again. This time the others are keeping the STP name and replacing Scott with another singer, guess they learned from the "Talk Show" fiasco. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 5, 2013, 7:45 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
The 1980's. Tattoo You was the last "classic" Stones album, and it was largely made up of outtakes from their 70's LP's. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on June 5, 2013, 7:39 pm

Pee-Wee's Playhouse - TV Shows
I remember in living color skit as pee wee I think played by Jim Carrey made the adult version of the show I think it was months or days after Pee Wee's Arrested in a Porn Movie theater and pee wee made a new doll that simulate that doll jerking it and pee wee said " it can play with my drum!!!!!!!! I remember that and while we talk about pee wee's playhouse the genie saying a wish magic words and it goes like this Meliky high hine ho!!!!! and ho is a right word for a kid to say???? -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on June 5, 2013, 3:16 pm

Divorce Court - TV Shows
I recall watching the '80s version of this occasionally to laugh at it. Back then the show was scripted and seemed incredibly lame compared to the unscripted People's Court. It also featured the worst acting and writing on TV, even worse than the daytime soaps. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 5, 2013, 11:36 am

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
Well he did it again folks, another M. Night turkey and even Will Smith and his brat couldn't save it with their Scientology powers. Newsweek called this guy "The Next Spielberg". Bet they regret that one. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 3, 2013, 9:04 pm

NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) - Random Topics
I recently found out that the blinking light/screen glitch is caused by a chip called the 10NES chip that was supposed to prevent game piracy, but ended up hurting the paying customers. You can find instructions online on how to disable the 10NES. Nintendo realized that they had screwed up and removed the 10NES on the revised NES-101 toploaders. I have a toploader and it still works beautifully. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 3, 2013, 8:53 pm

Wells Fargo - Random Topics
The Government still squeezes lemon juice all over these spoiled salmon, Wells Fargo is no exception. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 3, 2013, 8:02 pm

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin - Celebrities
As a wrestler, Stone Cold has achieved what very few can claim to have achieved. As an actor, I find him to be one dimensional. Although, He had his funny moments in the Adam Sandler version of "The Longest Yard" -- Submitted By: (Jp) on June 3, 2013, 7:52 pm

Arrested Development - TV Shows
I give season 4 an 8 out of 10. In my opinion, it's not up to the same standards as the first two seasons and probably about par with season 3. I'm not a big fan of the single character centric story lines. Arrested Development was always a show that was the sum is greater than the parts. The humor was at its best when the characters bounced their zanyness off each other. Also, the pacing is much slower at 30+ minutes an episode. The fast paced 22 minute format fit this humor much better. I also got a bit annoyed by Ron Howard showing up on the screen every few minutes. We get it Ron, you are such a witty creative guy. Still, there was a lot of the humor and creativity you expect with AD, so I will say an 8 out of 10, though I wonder if it would have been better for them to end it when they did. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 3, 2013, 7:02 pm

Jean Stapleton - Celebrities
I can see it now: Archie and Edith are in Heaven. Archie says, "Aw, Edith, I missed youse. Heaven ain't Heaven without my dingbat." Edith replies, "Oh, Archie! I missed you too!" and embraces him. RIP Jean Stapleton. You will be missed! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 3, 2013, 5:23 pm

Becker - TV Shows
I handled it okay when Reggie left. Season 5 was still funny. However, when season 6 came along and Bob also left and they replaced him with that other guy, that was when it boned. I do have to give them credit though for ending it after that season. At least they didn't continue to beat a dead horse. -- Submitted By: (Annamarie) on June 3, 2013, 10:38 am

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