Sponsored Links

 

Bone The Fish - Most Recent Comments!

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

Sort Recent Comments by Category Type

All TV Shows Celebrity Music Groups Movie Series Websites Random Topics

Recent Comments



Homicide: Life on the Street - TV Shows
The hands-down best police drama ever. -- Submitted By: (SandyQ8) on May 18, 2013, 7:11 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
But he'll keep his job. Why?!? Because he's a Democrat, and thy don't wat one of their own getting railroaded. Then again, when Clinton was getting impeached, it was over a hummer in the White House. This is a little more serious. Maybe there can be some hope, and party doesn't rule over all... But I doubt it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 18, 2013, 12:21 am

Freddie Prinze - Celebrities
Once again, somebody proves that death is always a bad career move! RIP Freddie! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 17, 2013, 11:31 pm

Curly Howard - Celebrities
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 17, 2013, 11:15 pm

Sandra Bernhard - Celebrities
Fugly! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 17, 2013, 9:56 pm

Jerry Seinfeld - Celebrities
Most overrated comedian ever on the most overrated show ever (Seinfeld)!!! Unfunny as Hell! Boned at birth. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 17, 2013, 9:55 pm

Caillou - TV Shows
Is he not just a Charlie Brown ripoff? -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 17, 2013, 9:35 pm

2000s - Random Topics
Can you imagine if Y2K happened? Oh the mass panic that would cause! From top to bottom too. Learning how to cope without technology. Sometimes I wish it would have happened. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 17, 2013, 9:33 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
I think it's time for American Idol and all related content to come to a halt finally. How can people still watch these shows? -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 17, 2013, 9:28 pm

Monster.Com - Websites
I agree with SSM, Monster pairing up with Yahoo was the boning moment. I quit using the site after that happened. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 17, 2013, 9:24 pm

Boy Meets World - TV Shows
So...there is going to be a spin off to this show. "Girl Meets World" It's about Cory and Topanga's kids. Sounds like it'll have similar tones that the original did. It supposed to air on Disney Channel, so it'll probably be a cheesy tuna melt. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 17, 2013, 9:13 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
It was a mistake to show Mrs. Wolowitz on screen in season 6. -- Submitted By: (finnw) on May 17, 2013, 6:33 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
This man has four controversies right now to deal with. It would be one thing if it was one, maybe even two, but four? Something sure seems fishy about that. I'm right down the middle moderate and this doesn't look good. Even famous liberal Chris Matthews is getting cold feet about Obama. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 16, 2013, 4:39 pm

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - TV Shows
Tastes differ with culture and belive me, some of our favorite American foods disgust a large segement of the world's population. I was completely shocked by a German exchange student that lived with us for a year when I was in high school. He hated peanut butter, I mean HATED it! He would get physically ill if he even smelled it. It wasn't that he was allergic to nuts, he loved eating roasted peanuts but the idea of peanut butter was gross. He also despised Oreos and most other American cookies, found them way too sweet, and ketchup was Satan's condiment to him and he was grossed out by the way we put it on everything. One day I made a peanut butter, oreo and ketchup sandwich and ate it in front of him, he totally threw up, just as if we saw someone scoop up a handful of roaches and mucnh down on them! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 16, 2013, 8:18 am

Wonder Years, The - TV Shows
This show had a lot going for it the first few years including a fantastic cast that was allowed to do a broad spectrum of stories featuring all of the central characters. Dan Luria and Alley Mills as Mr. and Mrs. Arnold were completely awsome, as was Olivia d'Abo as the older sister and David Schwimmer as her hippie boyfriend. Sadly, the series became obsessed with the love life of Kevin. Episode after episode centered around his never ending quest to bag The Coop. It was ridiculous, contrived and very boring. If they had to do a Kevin story every week, why did they abandon the touching stories about his relationships with his dad, his mom, his siblings, and his best friend Paul? I remember two very moving episodes with Kevin and his dad. The first one they got lost on a mission from mom and ended up talking like friends for hours. In the other one, Dad Arnold took his two boys on a fishing trip. Kevin bitched and moaned the whole time and it took his brother, the usually obnoxious Wayne, to tell him how much the trip meant to their dad, it wasn't about fishing, it was about sharing something precious with his sons. It made me cry the first time I saw it! After that episode the show became a teen soap. Kevin became a 2-dimensional creep and the show no longer held any interest for me. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 16, 2013, 8:05 am

Black Friday - Random Topics
I feel for the employees of the big stores like Walmart and Meijers (Midwest USA) where the company decided a couple years back that they would stay open on Thanksgiving and through till Friday. So basically they decided that the owners get to enjoy Thanksgiving, but the workers have to suck it up and stay at work. -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on May 16, 2013, 7:13 am

Porkys - Movie Series
@Joebagodoughnuts How about the fact that Mickey had none of the wounds he had the night before? He wasn't even on crutches. The only good part of number two was from then meeting with the KKK and to the end, that's it. Hell, I fast forward through the restaurant scene because it takes so long. And there was no point in that third one -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on May 16, 2013, 6:37 am

Mel Blanc - Celebrities
Absolutely un-boneable! Best voice actor ever! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 15, 2013, 10:59 pm

Squirrels - Random Topics
Pelirojo, you're not fooling, they definitely are pests. I haven't had much problems from them, however my brother in law has. He omplained about them all the time. lol -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 15, 2013, 8:29 pm

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
I wonder if SNL is just one of those shows that you simply outgrow. I remember watching it in the early '90s with my friends and their parents would tell me how much the show sucked now and wasn't half as funny as it was in the John Belushi years. Now people my age, myself included, are saying the same thing about the current cast and longing for the '90s version. I recall Season 20 (1994-1995) to be the boning point. All my friends had gone away to college and I turned on SNL to liven my spirits to find that the entire SNL cast that I knew had gone away as well! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 15, 2013, 5:45 pm

Breaking Bad - TV Shows
Super, great, fantastic modern day morality tale about an everyman who turns evil. Walter White had everyone's sympathy and support when all he wanted to do was leave a little cash behind for his family after he died from cancer. I can forgive him for cooking up a little meth if it meant his wife and kids would have a home. Walter, however, became obsessed with making the best meth, than becoming the best meth distributor, and now apparently he wants to be the world-wide meth czar. How much money is enough? In the final episode of Season 5.1 his wife showed him the stack of clean cash they had accumulated. It was 10 feet tall by 20 feet long on each side. It was so much cash they could not even count it, let alone spend it in several lifetimes. Although Walter promised to quit, there is no way he will walk away. I suspect he is going to plow all of that money into creating his super meth net. He even told Jesse, "It's not about the money anymore, it's about the power." -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 15, 2013, 12:45 pm

House - TV Shows
House was a great show and is greatly missed at our house. I think that Hugh Laurie simply wanted to move on, he was after all the only indispensable character on the show, all the others came and went and some came back again. Well, except for Wilson, he and House had one of the greatest and funniest bro-mances in TV history! This show could have lasted 20 years in my opinion. My favorite episode was when the team was treating a totally obnoxious 14-year old, super-smart and super creepy kid who had attacked an opponent during a chess match. The only one who liked the kid was House because he must have been just like him as a teen! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 15, 2013, 12:27 pm

American Restoration - TV Shows
OMG! They have killed a pretty good show that used to be all about restoring objects and all the skills it takes to complete a project. Now its all about those little weirdoes Tyler and Brettly and Rick's ex-stripper wife. They never show any of the actual work anymore and concentrate on staged pranks and sight gags. Too bad. I think Rick Dale is a genius at what he does but this show just makes him look like a jerk. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 15, 2013, 12:12 pm

Pawn Stars - TV Shows
I hate Corey! He is the most obnoxious person ever and if he gave me his condescending crap and called me chief, I'd leave the store and never come back. This show is still pretty good when they concentrate on Rick and the Old Man and their vast knowledge of the business. Lately, like the last two seasons, they have these staged funny scenes usually involving Corey and Chum, it really detracts from the show and makes me want to stop watching. I also read an interview with Rick about how on filming days they close the shop and only allow pre-selected customers inside. It seems like the whole thing is pretty staged. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 15, 2013, 12:08 pm

Rush Limbaugh - Celebrities
Sometimes Limpballs has to open his mouth just to change feet. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on May 14, 2013, 10:39 pm

Lost in Space - TV Shows
The show boned when it became the Will; Dr. Smith and Robot Show. Enough said! -- Submitted By: (Pete) on May 14, 2013, 8:14 pm

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
This was one of the best shows in TV history. I could go on and on but won't. Great writing. Some of the best moments were the spoofs made of television commercials. With that being said the show did go down hill the last few years. -- Submitted By: (Pete) on May 14, 2013, 8:09 pm

Ben 10 - TV Shows
Ben 10 was an intriguing concept: a boy gains the ability to transform into aliens via a device attached to his arm. Ben 10 was just the right mix of action and sci-fi, and the villains ranged from schoolyard bullies to all-powerful alien warlords bent on dominating or annihilating the universe...with the means to do so. I got into it, and it was clearly one of the better shows on Cartoon Network. As episodes pass, up sprout plot twists: turns out Grandpa Max, the plumber, is not a real plumber, but an MIB-esque Plumber. It didn't really annoy me, but it seems more like they just took his plumber career and dodged a continuity error by making him a "different" kind of plumber. Then came the point where my suspension of disbelief was loaded past its maximum: Gwen can use magic! Aliens are one thing, but magic? I shook my head. Then, instead of adding seasons, the show spins off: Alien Force. Ultimate Alien. Omniverse. Then, the suspension of disbelief--already under the force of its past-maximum load--is crushed under an even heavier load: Uncle Max has an alien for a wife! Ben and Gwen are the quarter-alien children of their half-alien fathers! OK, Omniverse isn't bad, but all that plot twist nonsense...and it just keeps adding up. -- Submitted By: () on May 14, 2013, 6:01 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
This show was funny, very funny for the first few seasons. Then it got preachy. Julia was funny as a satirical character but when the show started taking her politics seriously, it started going downhill. I loved Delta Burke's Suzanne Sugarbaker! And the characters played by Jean Smart, Annie Potts, and Meshach Taylor. However they turned Anthony into a stereotypical Tom, he was very funny when he ridiculed the Sugarbakers to their faces and their liberal guilt allowed him to get away with it but after he became a money grubbing creep, like them, he got unfunny, quick! When Delta left the show, they should have wrapped it up. Instead they hired the insipid Julia Duffy who never fit in. Suzanne was the heart and soul of this show because she was 1: funny as hell! 2: had a huge heart and loved everyone and 3: all the characters loved her and their interactions just weren't the same after she left. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 14, 2013, 5:20 pm

Man vs. Food - TV Shows
This show was great, until Adam Richman had other people do the challenges for him. Something tells me that a doctor told Adam that he shouldn't do the challenges anymore they would take years off his life. -- Submitted By: (bjohn345) on May 14, 2013, 4:10 pm

Dallas (2012 TV Series) - TV Shows
I loved this show so far. The only issue I had with it from season one is the new generation. Every now and then I would watch the show and catch myself saying I don't care about John Ross, Christopher or Elena. Where's JR, Sue Ellen and Bobby? They corrected that a lot in the second season, and had me more invested with their story lines. But still some of the best scenes are when you see the characters of the old Dallas universe make cameos like Cliff Barnes, Lucy,Ray Krebbs, Gary and Valene Ewing and Afton Cooper. And even the writers and producers acknowledge this. And I know what a lot of Dallas fans still wonder. Where's Pam? Is she alive or dead? Where has she been? -- Submitted By: (bjohn345) on May 14, 2013, 3:59 pm

Mannequin - Movie Series
I remember loving the first one as a teen, but the second one could not hold my attention. -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on May 14, 2013, 10:47 am

Creep Show - Movie Series
When I first saw the first movie, the part with King as the hillbilly really freaked me out. But I was a kid back then. Now I can't watch the one about the germ freak. That just creeps me out -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on May 14, 2013, 10:39 am

Reality Television - Random Topics
I have netflix and no desire to get cable. I have almost every 80's show I watched way back when on instant queue. I have hated reality TV since it started getting big with Real world on MTV. I can't bring myself to watch the contest shows like survivor when all are all out to screw the other person over and then sit there crying. "Boo hoo, I can't believe they cheated on me, boo hoo." -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on May 14, 2013, 10:09 am

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
Watched it this weekend for Kristen Wiig's long awaited return as host. Let me say that I stand by my previous comments that this show has boned. The cold open on this episode was possibly the worst one I've ever seen. It pandered to their liberal audience so badly and it was tacky with the references to the Cleveland kidnapping situation. Bill Hader could sense it was bombing and ended it early. Wiig then copied SNL alums Rudolph, Myers and Fallon and did the whole "behind the scenes song and dance" opening monologue routine. Yawn. Outside of the Disney Channel skit which was very funny and Weekend Update, it was a bunch of recycled skits that haven't been funny in years. The Californians needs to be put to pasture. Is this where the show is now? If so, please put it to rest. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 13, 2013, 4:57 pm

Bobs Burgers - TV Shows
I admit this show had a rocky start but I adore H. Jon Benjamin and have been a fan since he did the voice of Ben on Dr. Katz. This show features a weird animation style rendering everyone ugly and strange looking, which probably turned off a lot of people. I kept watching and soon the strangeness wore off and I started to like the characters. Bob's son Gene is the funniest kid on TV, ever! Bob himself is pretty funny and you have to admire the guy for following his dream, even if that dream includes running a beat-up burger shop and barely avoiding poverty. The social satire on the show is priceless, especially when the Belcher's see how the rich people they admire are crude half-wits and not very nice. I'm glad Fox stuck with this show which is now a hit and has a loyal following. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 13, 2013, 12:57 pm

Eight Simple Rules - TV Shows
Brilliant show before John Ritter died, superb cast and the interaction between characters was incredibly realistic. If they had to keep the show on the air (after all it was a huge hit)they should have let it be Katey Sagal's show. She is certainly strong enough to carry the lead! James Garner's grand dad was a nice touch but the show totally destroyed itself when David Spade showed up! It went from being a sweet show about a sweet family to a moronic mass-produced sitcom with characters you wanted to hate. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 13, 2013, 12:44 pm

Adventures of Pete & Pete, The - TV Shows
I loved this show from the start! I was 13 when it debuted in 1993 and 16 when it was cancelled after just 3 short seasons and only 39 episodes. What most adults didn't understand about the show is it depicted the world the way kids see it, particularly young teens, as represented by the older Pete, played by the very cool Michael Marona. He didn't understand the world of young kids anymore, represented by younger Pete and his friends, and he sure as hell didn't understand the adult world, so everything just seemed surreal and bizarre to him. I remember seeing things at that age I didn't understand and just thought the world was crazy. The soundtrack featured some of the best grunge garage bands of the day and added to the feeling of loneliness experienced by older Pete. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 13, 2013, 12:34 pm

Flo (Progressive Insurance) - Random Topics
Flo's constant perkiness can be annoying, and I could certainly understand someone choosing that as a BTF reason for her. However, she does do her job, as an advertising character enhancing the brand awareness of what she's promoting. And in her own odd way, she's kinda hot, particularly in the ad where she's outdoors in a rainstorm. However, Flo herself (actually her actress Stephanie Courtney) would be quick to disclaim the hotness factor, as she's been quoted as saying that the GEICO gecko "puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does". -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 13, 2013, 7:31 am

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
In Canada, YTV shows all the Nick shows and guess what? It's nearly all SpongeBob, all the time. I've seen previews of that awful "Mork" clone, and thought it was gross when he barfed up a bowl of cereal and milk. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 12, 2013, 12:11 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Beiber?!? Maybe if it was pre-teen idol. That's going to go over well. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 12, 2013, 11:52 am

Youtube - Websites
Let's compare... Cable TV. Before it, the "Free TV" that was around only consisted of a few channels of limited programming. Cable TV opens up all sorts of possibilities and to different sorts of programming not normally available on the networks. YouTube: Don't pay for anything, and pretty much view what you like... Then they add a pay sites for certain "channels" one subscribes to... Yeah, that's going to go over well in some areas. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 12, 2013, 11:50 am

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Too much Spongebob!! -- Submitted By: (FlxibleMetro9150) on May 12, 2013, 8:10 am

Star Trek - Movie Series
I'm going to vote "unboned by the 2009 film." Here is my brief recap of the Star Trek movies. I have seen all of them (most of them multiple times) except for Nemesis, which I have found to be unwatchable. 1.) Star Trek: The Motion Picture was actually much better than most contemporaries credited it for. 2.) Star Trek II: TWOK has been, and always shall be, our friend. 3.) ST III: TSFS was relatively weak compared to ST II; the re-casting of Saavik was painful (although it's not like Kirstie Alley was the best actress). On the upside -- Christopher Lloyd playing a Klingon. 4.) ST IV: TVH was my favorite when I was a kid, although it has aged a little. But if you don't like it, well, double dumbass on you! 5.) ST V: TFF was a trainwreck, and probably where the film series (at least as far as the original crew) can be said to have BTF. The exact moment where fish-boning occurs -- Nichelle Nichols (who is about the same age as my grandmother) doing a "seductive" desert dance. 6.) ST VI: TUC is actually quite good, but after the disaster that was the fifth film, seems like a too-little-too-late effort to salvage the reputation of the series. 7.) ST:Generations. I was very excited for this film when it came out, but the cross-over with Shatner seemed forced. It wasn't nearly as awful as the fifth film but was still pretty bad. Moreover, it seemed like an overly-long ST:TNG episode... something about it's pacing I guess. 8.) ST:First Contact was really the only good ST:TNG film. It wasn't quite as good as The Wrath of Khan, but definitely on par with the quality of the first four. 9.) ST:Insurrection, again, reverted to form as an overly-long television episode rather than as a stand-alone movie. I can't really think about anything in this film that made me excited to be watching it. But at least it wasn't terribly crappy. 10.) ST: Insurrection. As noted above, I haven't been able to finish it because I am completely uninterested. I happen to think that Picard was the best captain of the Enterprise, but it is really a fact that (with the exception of First Contact) all of the Picard-helmed films fell short. 11.) Star Trek (2009). A much-needed re-imagining of the original series, with a cross-over to ST:TNG (sort of). This has definitely revived my interest in the series, and as noted above, I vote for a de-bone. 12.) Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013). I have not seen this yet, but I am very much looking forward to seeing it. Waiting until next week when it will be available in 3D. -- Submitted By: (texasyojimbo) on May 11, 2013, 12:24 pm

Montel Williams Show, The - TV Shows
Sylvia Browne is a fake psychic her predictions are wrong remember sago mine tragady? she was on coast to coast radio she the fhost ask if they alive she said no but when the news came and heard the alive and well the host asked she conteds they dead but they seen there spirits but she was wrong and she got banned by the radio show now this latest prediction she made on Montel about one the victims in Cleveland saying she was dead and proved she is alive and held captive with 2 other women she didn,'t say I was wrong but relised a statement to Anderson cooper saying she got the prediction right! -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on May 11, 2013, 12:03 pm

Man vs. Food - TV Shows
he was at San Fran for a breakfast burrito challenge and he had two bites left he was having his "food wall" or I like to call it milking the drama! he does it on every show too much drama!!!!!!!! -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on May 11, 2013, 11:50 am

Youtube - Websites
Youtube has now launched a "paid subscription" plan, where, for certain channels (listed here: http://www.youtube.com/channels/paid_channels), you have to pay a monthly fee to view the content. I have a feeling that all those channels that require you to pay to subscribe will see their subscriber count drop. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 10, 2013, 9:52 pm

Squirrels - Random Topics
Rats with bushy tails and they made a mess of things when they broke into my attic! I'm told that in England, they've learned to turn them into tasty meat pies so maybe they're not all bad. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 10, 2013, 10:14 am

Holidays - Random Topics
I agree, jp! Although, if the resulting 'holiday' means that I can park free all day next to a meter due to the readers not monitoring them, that's okay by me! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 10, 2013, 10:08 am

American Idol - TV Shows
They've axed all the judges (Seacrest won't return either), and will replace them, as part of the 'overhaul' Fox plans on giving this show after the current season. Among the 'dream team' of new judges? Selena Gomez, Justin Beiber, Pink and P. Diddy! Diddy and maybe Pink I can understand, but Selena and Beiber??! This show had a good run, just let it rest in piece! -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on May 10, 2013, 9:24 am

Manny Pacquiao - Celebrities
Manny Pacquiao is a great fighter however his devastating knockout from Marquez makes his career and boxing rank decrease. I will look forward for his fight the pacquiao vs rios that will happen this year. -- Submitted By: (HarryFord) on May 10, 2013, 12:40 am

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
Nothing about this show has ever sparked my interest enough to watch. I can't really give a fair opinion about it, other than that. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 9, 2013, 10:58 pm

Holidays - Random Topics
There are far too many "holidays". I mean really, what's the point of a holiday if it doesn't get you time off of work. LoL. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 9, 2013, 10:49 pm

Tool - Music Groups
Boned after Aenima. Tool was great on Opiate, bad on Undertow (except for Sober, the album was boring as hell,) mind blowing on Aenima and back to boring as hell after that. I didn't buy a CD of theirs after getting Lateralus because the energy that made them famous was badly diminished. Post Aenima, they just wern't the same band anymore. Haven't listened to them very much since except when they make radio. Opiate and Aenima are shining gems in the musical world. Those two albums and the song Sober off Undertow are what I think of when I think of Tool. Random story that relates: My brother went to a bluegrass show and the band covered Charlie Daniel's: Devil went down to Georgia. When it got to the part where "a band of demons joined in, and it sounded something like this," the band said "it sounded a little something like Tool" and played and excerpt from 'Sober' for the Devil's band's part. -- Submitted By: (ExTVLover) on May 9, 2013, 10:45 pm

Our Gang / Little Rascals - Movie Series
The only version of "Little Rascals" I've seen is the movie that came out in the 90s. For whatever reason, it has the ability to captivate the viewer. I can't tell you how many time I've watched it with my nieces. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 9, 2013, 10:38 pm

Seattle - Random Topics
The police chief recently had to make an apology for a song parody video he made in 1986! The Stranger, an irrelevant leftist rag, found this video and made a bug deal about it because it pokes fun at the bums under the Alaskan Way Viaduct. Watching the video really reminds me about Seattle has changed for the worst. http://youtu.be/odp-SM_mMI0 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 9, 2013, 5:35 pm

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1985) - TV Shows
I remember robot chicken parioded G.I. Joe withe very funny fumbles sketch -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on May 9, 2013, 4:12 pm

Montel Williams Show, The - TV Shows
Well, Sylvia Browne screws up again. One of the mothers of those recently found missing girls went on Montel in 2004 to ask Sylvia about her daughter. Sylvia told her she was dead and the mother was crushed and died two years later. The girl was found alive this week. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 9, 2013, 10:43 am

Twelve O'Clock High (TV series) - TV Shows
This was a great show overall. Even with the switch in stars. The writing was great; top notch quality. The are several things that bug me: the out of date jackets, (the ones which have 50 star flags patches on the right sleeve); reference to the United States Air Force, (which didn't exist until after WWII); and the biggest thing was how Col. Gallagher would "sound off" or "smart back" to his superiors without getting into trouble. It could be that everyone knew that his Dad was a high ranking General but even with this one would think that he would know better. Often times I think that he "came off as a spoiled brat". But again overall a truely good show. Compare this to "today's hit shows" and it's pretty obvious that TV has devolved to depths never imagined. -- Submitted By: (Pete) on May 9, 2013, 3:35 am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - TV Shows
The first year and the beginning of the second were good but then the show evolved into the "monster of the week". I guess the "targeted viewing audience" became the 7 - 14 year olds. This was unfortunate because this was a good show and if it kept to the original format it probably would have lasted a couple more years -- Submitted By: (Pete) on May 9, 2013, 3:24 am

John Cazale - Celebrities
"Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever." -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 9:07 pm

Bud Selig - Celebrities
Where to start? Giving home-field advantage in the World Series to the league that wins a trivial midseason exhibition game, allowing Fox to determine the postseason schedule so there are needless off days and WS games in November, allowing the players union to bully him on PEDs, forcing the Astros to move to the American League, allowing Fox and ESPN to shove the Yankees and Red Sox down our throats. I wouldn't be surprised if he imposed the designated hitter on the National League before he's through. -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 8:59 pm

Ke$ha - Music Groups
A voice and strains to hit high notes and a pockmarked complexion that heavy makeup can't conceal. And what's with the dollar sign? -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 8:42 pm

Classmates.com - Websites
I don't give a shit what anybody from my high school is doing. -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:41 pm

AmIAnnoying.com - Websites
They think being a member of the ACLU is a reason to not be annoying. It should be the other way around IMO. -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:38 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
I am a proud member of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals). -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:27 pm

Onions - Random Topics
I love onions- pizza, hamburgers, spaghetti, cereal (well okay maybe not cereal). Onions will never bone. Not the food, and not the wonderful satiric newspaper. -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:18 pm

Radio - Random Topics
With programs like Spotify, You Tube, and MOG (among others) I have absolutely no use for conventional radio. Which is a good thing because companies like Clear Channel and Three Eagles (a smaller, regional version of Clear Channel) have destroyed the industry. -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:12 pm

Seattle - Random Topics
I grew up in Seattle (or more accurately was forced to spend most of my childhood there). Lousy weather (and yes it really does rain a lot) and unfriendly people does not a great city make. -- Submitted By: (mlarsen13) on May 8, 2013, 6:52 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
I would call the Gecko the most annoying subject on TV today but Flo the Progressive Insurance Witch (and another word that ends in i-t-c-h) is worst. The Geico pig is also stupid. -- Submitted By: (mlarsen13) on May 8, 2013, 6:49 pm

Pawn Stars - TV Shows
It's a pretty enjoyable show, however, the next time they run a Pawn Stars marathon, I'm going to track then average out the number of times they say "...but theres just one problem..." in each episode. -- Submitted By: () on May 8, 2013, 5:02 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
this show has never boned. The whole premise of the show is that the pretty girl across the hall is showing the two physicists a thing or two about life, and their worlds are growing & expanding. Don't believe me? Look on CBS's official website. If they did not add Amy and Bernadette, the show would've tanked and ended after season 3. You really want to see them play Halo and WoW and do the same things in every damn episode? Currently in season 6, almost everybody agrees that this season is the best one since season 2. And the ratings are unbelievable--even winning the evening viewer title during a rerun. And there is still a lot of science and nerdy stuff. Anyone who doesn't see that probably doesn't even watch the show anymore, or they're blind. They probably wouldn't be complaining if it was season 2. And it's not a laugh track it's a live audience too. I've been to a taping. -- Submitted By: (sprroch89) on May 8, 2013, 12:47 pm

Arrival - Movie Series
The first Arrival movie (starring Charlie Sheen) underperformed at the box office but has since become a cult classic. It combines the best elements of the sci-fi, mystery, drama, and even conspiracy-theory movie genres. It also far predates Sheen's "winning" trip off the rails in 2011, so it shows Sheen at his acting best. For all those reasons, the first movie is well worth watching. The sequel, however, falls short of the original in every way possible: acting, writing, characterization ... you name it, the sequel blew it, with the exception of the special effects being at least decent considering it was direct-to-video (and thus budgeted accordingly). If I recall correctly, Arrival II didn't even handle the alien story consistently with the first movie, but I have no interest whatsoever in re-watching it to double-check the details. If the idea of sci-fi seasoned with a bit of mystery appeals to you, by all means you should check out the first movie. However, ALL parties are advised to take a VERY broad pass on the sequel, unless they've got some kind of morbid interest in bad movies. I'm not sure what genre(s) the second movie was aiming for, but whatever it was, it ended up as a healthy serving of fish. For the first movie, break out the popcorn; for the second, coleslaw and lemon juice. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 8, 2013, 2:29 am

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
I saw a news story blurb online recently about the Duggars taking snorkling lessons. The story emphasized that the Duggars wore regular clothes instead of swimsuits into the water because they felt that the suits were immodest. I know that as far as modesty is concerned, there are different standards for public vs. private. But even so, doesn't it seem a bit odd that two people who have conceived that many children together would have modesty hang-ups regarding swimsuits? -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 8, 2013, 2:06 am

David Letterman - Celebrities
I always assumed he was banging those interns. Why else were those dull, unfunny girls always getting screentime like they were? So I wasn't shocked when that info came out. I don't think he was even married at the time of those "affairs". Can't really say if he's BTF or not since I rarely watch late night TV anymore, but the interns thing was not a BTF moment. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 8, 2013, 12:42 am

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
Stephanie.. you're right about them "hoarding" kids. The Duggars' religion is called Quiverfull ) "Every child is considered a gift" But 19 of them?? !! The mother (in this case Michelle) takes care of baby for 2 years & then he or she is assigned a buddy in the "buddy system" & then the older ones are stuck taking care of the younger one > I think that's horrible! No WONDER why the poor little ones are toilet trained so late!Plus the oldest one is expecting his THIRD child! Why don't the Duggar parents enjoy grandparenthood already! There's talk of them adopting little girls from Asia! OK..so little Asian girls need homes. But then they'll get pushed to the side just like all the OTHER Duggar kids do! (If I'm being catty, pass the Meow Mix) -- Submitted By: (Katzi428) on May 6, 2013, 11:58 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
Just tossing a couple of thoughts into the mix ... I first heard of Paris Hilton when she made her sex tape. I was going to school at the time and one guy in my class would talk on and on about the tape every time he had a chance. Later I looked her up online and learned about her "famous for being famous" pedigree, and about the sex tape being the main thing that put her on the pop-culture radar. So apparently, when it comes down to it, Ms. Hilton's fame is based on "lady parts" (I was going to use a slang term which is synonymous with "cat", but backed down): First, by sliding out of the right set of lady parts; and second, by getting her own recorded on video. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 4, 2013, 12:48 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
Any scripted show that can beat American Idol with a rerun can't be all that bad -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on May 4, 2013, 10:19 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
The continuity/quality control for the whole franchise went out the window in the late 90's. The first "Extended Universe" novels and comics that were released in the early and mid 1990's were great (Thrawn trilogy, Shadows of the Empire) and didn't conflict with any SW product that had been released up to that point. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on May 4, 2013, 5:22 am

Boston Public - TV Shows
I've said before that Jeri Ryan should be the new BTF patron saint. When you add her to a show, you are Boning The Fish. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 4, 2013, 12:05 am

American Pickers - TV Shows
What? no comment on Danielle Colby Cushman (or Lauren what's her name?)? No Gravy?:) I just started really getting in to the show. Of course, Danni may be for us guys the reason, but it never boned (outside of perverted male watcher thoughts..) Great show. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 3, 2013, 10:50 pm

Rachel Maddow - Celebrities
She's like an angry, leftist Justin Beiber. -- Submitted By: (fcabanski) on May 3, 2013, 4:18 am

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
The Rolling Stones boned the fish back in the 70's when Keith Richards died. Yes, he's still with the group. That's only because nobody has had the heart to tell him he died. Mick still intends to have the talk with Keith. "Keef, man, you died of an OD in 1974." -- Submitted By: (fcabanski) on May 3, 2013, 4:17 am

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
We're already living in a world where Frank Burns is right. MASH recognized in the episode in which the N. Korean spy calls Trapper and Hawkeye useful idiots. -- Submitted By: (fcabanski) on May 3, 2013, 4:14 am

Stargate Universe - TV Shows
Stargate Babies (Stargate Universe) was the Stargate franchise boning the fish. -- Submitted By: (fcabanski) on May 3, 2013, 4:09 am

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
The show boned when it went away from the "special effects" such as Ally getting hit by six arrows, etc... It just became too serious on one end and ridiculous on the other in the same episode. But as stated from other viewers my wife loved the show from beginning to almost the end. Even she couldn't take the daughter angle. Towards the end of the series it went back to including some "special effects" but it was too little too late. -- Submitted By: (Pete) on May 3, 2013, 3:47 am

Boston Public - TV Shows
I have to agree with AC. The first year was good but the second was barely watchable. The comment about Jeri Ryan is right on the mark. And of course when the show went into its' "every episode will have singing" mode was the time that I realized that it was over. -- Submitted By: (Pete) on May 3, 2013, 3:37 am

Chevy Chase - Celebrities
I've read that the story he's been telling about the girlfriend being the reason for leaving SNL is just an excuse. He left due to an inflated ego and for greed. By all accounts he's also one of the meanest, most miserable SOBs in Hollywood and no one wants to work with him anymore. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 2, 2013, 9:35 pm

Disney - Random Topics
To be fair about the princess thing, when The Princess and the Frog came out, it had been quite a while since Disney released a princess movie to theaters. Additionally, it should be worth mentioning that, in the Disney animated canon (i.e. theatrically released animated Disney movies, not counting Pixar), Disney hasn't released a critically panned animated movie since John Lasseter became the CCO of the Disney Animation Studios in 2006. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 2, 2013, 8:43 pm

Slayer - Music Groups
R.I.P. Jeff Hanneman. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 2, 2013, 8:31 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
I recently watched Disney channel and saw something interesting: "Have a Laugh", a segment where a classic cartoon would be shown. I was elated...FINALLY, we get to see the good old cartoons that made Disney great! I chose to watch it, but there was a red flag: the words "Short Version" on the title card. "It's 7 minutes or less. How do you make a 7 minute cartoon a "short version"?", I thought. I got my answer in the 3 minute long horror show that followed. The old music was gone; replaced by new music. Classic sound effects were replaced with NEW sound effects, and the original voices were replaced with those of the voice actors they have now. The episode was Mickey's Trailer. The scene where Goofy distracts a cow so Mickey can milk it was deleted. I was so disgusted that I changed the channel after watching the drawers smash watermelon into Goofy's face. They pulled a George Lucas...before they owned Star Wars! Their motto should be: "Disney: Withholding or desecrating the classics". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2013, 7:31 pm

AARP - Random Topics
ATTENTION TO ANYONE WITH ELDERLY RELATIVES: The AARP is/was sending out petition forms requesting signatures to "save medicare and social security" AND mail in a $20-45 donation to "help AARP advocate on [their] behalf". My friend's elderly grandfather was nearly tricked into signing a $20 check for them, thinking it would go to save the programs (when in fact it would go to AARP). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2013, 7:13 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
It was wise of the club not to let his underage friends in...doesn't Bieber have enough sense to realize you could go to jail for giving alcohol to minors? If the club bent the rules to accommodate Bieber and the kids somehow managed to obtain hard drinks, the club's management would probably be in jail as I post this. Legally, they did the right thing. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2013, 7:08 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
Okay, so the ratings on this crappy show continue to be high, but this show has gotten worse and worse with each season. With the half man(sort of speak) thinking about leaving next year, are they still going to call it Two and a Half Men? Or will they shorten it to Two Men? Or maybe they will pull a Cousin Oliver and bring in another kid. Either way, this train wreck of a show needs to end right away. I am pretty sure that if it didn't follow the Big Bang Theory, it would have gone off the air by now. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 1, 2013, 6:50 pm

Disney - Random Topics
I totally agree with Travoltron. Enough with the princesses already! Yes Disney, we get it, princesses sell well because they appeal to the 2 to 7 year old female demographic. This is America, you have a right to make a buck or two, but good God-you have overloaded us with princesses. PLEASE! You're capable of so much more. You have the money. You have access to the talent. Just give us some really cool 2D animated movies that AREN'T trying to cram princess merchandise down our throats and we might pay to go see it. And mark my words Disney, if you even TRY to princess-up Star Wars, I will loathe you forever. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on April 30, 2013, 9:54 am

Hello Kitty - Random Topics
The Hello Kitty hand massagers are not a Sanrio licensed product but an unauthorized knock off. Simply Sanrio felt added negative publicity by going after the the company that made them was not worth the effort. Hello Kitty never boned. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on April 30, 2013, 1:54 am

Firefly - TV Shows
Firefly boned not because of Fox but Joss Whedon put out a bad show. Firefly had huge plot holes like when will the passengers leave? Suddenly they become part of the crew. The biggest problem was how the show was marketed. Joss Whedon fell for the trap of the one big thing, thinking that a show success was due to the one single element, in this case (Star Trek) Fans. Mr Whedon try go gin buzz by getting fans excited about the show, it work to a point a la browncoats fans; but the writing was so poor when some fan tried to get me to watch , and when I did, I felt let down by the fan and the show. Firefly did not live up to its expectation cased by the buzz. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on April 30, 2013, 1:43 am

Falling Skies - TV Shows
The show suffered death by over used cliche rag tag small army vs. invaders. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on April 30, 2013, 1:27 am

Babylon 5 - TV Shows
Fantastic show until post Shadow War. The tension was nearly all gone with the super powerful enemy being defeated. All the main characters were interestnig. G'Kar's character had a great plotline in particular. Small problems: 1. They Psycorp would be running all of Earth's government if they were as powerful as portrayed. They would trick you into thinking that they had taken the blue pill and were no longer psychic or they would make you serve them in whatever way they wished. 2. The Membari would be dreaded by Humans and others alike. The Humans would not have been like: Oh, hey yeah they were just going to genocide us because one of our rogue captains killed their great leader, but then their religious cast said that we were also Membari because of reincarnation so they let us live. La, de daa, look at the pretty hyperspace gate. -- Submitted By: (ExTVLover) on April 29, 2013, 2:51 pm

Offer "Vince" Shlomi - Celebrities
the first time we saw this guy he was hawking some product was some cleaning product in his famous words are "are you following this Mr. camera guy" if I was the camera guy I should say hell no! -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on April 29, 2013, 12:38 pm

BONETHEFISH

Log in to BTF


Register - Forgot password?


Follow on Twitter!

App on Facebook

www.bonethefish.com
Powered By: TempusMedia - (Page load took:0.745 seconds)