Sponsored Links


Bone The Fish - Most Recent Comments!

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

Sort Recent Comments by Category Type

All TV Shows Celebrity Music Groups Movie Series Websites Random Topics

Recent Comments

Mr. T - Celebrities
Mr. T is back with Flavor Wave commercials now! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 22, 2009, 5:46 am

Burger King - Random Topics
I like the Whoppers and the fries aren't too bad either. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 22, 2009, 5:25 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
If you have the misfortune of catching this show, it seems more like a born again christian tent revival, or some kind of cult rally. The preachy obnoxious tone from Oprah, and then the fawning audience of idiotic yentas staring and cheering on cue. Slice up some Salmon, it's time to Bone the Fish when this is on! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 22, 2009, 4:54 am

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
I remember a few years ago when the whole Bush Bashing became fashionable, I was unfortunately at a Starbucks, and they had a whole Kiosk of Dixie Chick CD's. Now I dont like Country, but what country act would be on display at a trendy-new wave hippy- style overpriced coffee joint? Oh wait, one that bashes the republican president. I never went back to Starbucks after that, and thankfully I never listened to a Dixie Chicks CD at all. It just made me laugh, one whining liberal institution supporting another in a way that made no sense, and seemed completely out of context. Boned The Fish in both cases. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 22, 2009, 4:51 am

TV Land - Random Topics
This show boned due to its reality shows. See MTV and VH1 for more examples of this disturbing trend that just won't die. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 21, 2009, 11:20 pm

Dancing With the Stars - TV Shows
This show is painful to watch. Who cares if a bunch of C-listers and has-beens can dance? The fact that it had Marie Osmond on the first season was enough for me. She needs to just bow out already. I also agree with what you said gpshaw. This is what is wrong with America, things like this and American Idol should not make national news. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 21, 2009, 11:15 pm

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
I never liked their music to begin with but when they disrespected our president while touring overseas that made me dislike them. I don't care who you voted for or which party you belong to, when you disrespect our president, you disrespect our country. I would say shut up and sing but since I never liked their singing to begin with I'll simply say...shut up! -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 21, 2009, 9:57 pm

Rosie O'Donnell - Celebrities
She has to wash her hands in lemon juice to keep the fish smell at bay because she has probably boned more fish than your average cook at Long John Silvers. First, guns kill people. No one should have a gun unless Rosie thinks she needs one to protect herself. Then she has to come out of the closet, like we care. I really could care less if she like women or not. I don't go flaunting my heterosexuality around. And who had the bright idea to add her to the view. They should have changed the name to "Rosie's View." And then there's the butch haircut. I could go on and on. Whenever you are watching the news and they put her picture up you can be sure she opened her big trap again. Get out the tarter sauce. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 21, 2009, 5:08 pm

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
Great show. The chemistry between the four primary players was outstanding. The Mama character was OK but they just played it to death until it eventually became a series. Whenever they brought anyone else in like Ken Barry it wasn't as funny either. Carol Burnett does rock. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 21, 2009, 5:03 pm

Chuck Norris - Celebrities
Anyone that would ever imply that Chuck Norris ever, ever, boned a fish would rightly receive a roundhouse kick to the chin, courtesy of Chuck Norris. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 21, 2009, 4:38 pm

Nightmare on Elm Street - Movie Series
Another 80's institution that got dumber the longer it went on. It seemed like the act of killing became a labor for the writer to find more and more ways for Freddy to not die, and the hapless stereotype characters to pass away. It seemed to have legs to get into the Dokken helmed Nightmare on Elm Street #3: "Dream Warriors" but after that , it just got silly, and then Freddy clashed with Jason from Friday the 13th- sheesh. Somewhere after Dream Warriors, it boned the fish, I'm just not sure when. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 21, 2009, 2:13 pm

Muppet Show, The - TV Shows
I grew up watching this cool show, but I haven't seen it now in a long time. I always liked the special guests. Leo Sayer, Loretta Lynn, and Elton John were just a few of my favorites. and Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy were my favorite Muppets. oh and Fozzie Bear too!! I don't think it ever BTF! -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 21, 2009, 12:12 pm

Elvis Presley - Celebrities
I'm not old enough to remember him very well. but I do like his music,especially the songs "Kentucky Rain" and "Hound dog". oh and I really like "Suspicious minds" too. I don't think he ever BTF! -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 21, 2009, 12:08 pm

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
I'm sorry but Subway is not healthy -- Submitted By: (Nico) on April 20, 2009, 11:44 pm

Freakazoid! - TV Shows
Great, original comedic show. It's really too bad it only ran two seasons. (BTW, the second season comes on DVD tomorrow!) -- Submitted By: (RubberDucky) on April 20, 2009, 8:51 pm

Outer Limits, The (1995-2002) - TV Shows
This show was one of those late night syndicated odd ball shows that you always felt was being suppressed as it was so hard to catch an episode of. Sort of in the shadow of other fare of the time like "Xena" or "Hercules" this show was the underground evil rock show of the time period. And some of the episodes were disturbing, including one with Brent Spiner living under an aline occupation that sticks with me to this day. Also the writers had seasonal clip shows that tied together other shows, and several ongoing story lines- one in particular involving a future war with earth and extra terrestrials with Earth on the losing side- that if you caught an episode and then another one in the same storyline, it was really cool. I cannot say enough good stuff about this show, and if you have never seen it- check it out it never boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 8:43 pm

Wheel of Fortune - TV Shows
The show is good. They do seem to get contestants who don't understand what they are doing. When the show first started you could build up money and go shopping in their super expensive store. The camera would pan around some merchandise displayed with outrageous price tags such as a regular looking lamp for $127, or a cigarette lighter for $22 or something ridiculous like that. I used to yell at the TV, "take it on a gift certificate". They could go to Wal-Mart and get a lot more for their money. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 7:33 pm

Ghost Hunters - TV Shows
Great show. Even if you don't believe anything supernatural the neat places they visit make up for it. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 7:21 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
I wish everyone would get off of the anti Wal-Mart band wagon. What's wrong with a store that's open 24 hours a day where you can buy your milk and eggs as well as a lawnmower at usually a cheaper price. You would think they use slave labor or something. I've never seen anyone working there that was chained to the cash register or handcuffed to a cart. If you don't like Wal-Mart don't go there. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 7:16 pm

Gomer Pyle USMC - TV Shows
Great show and probably the greatest spin off ever. The chemistry between Frank Sutton as Sgt Carter and Jim Nabors as Gomer was an instant classic. Throw in Sgt Carter's foil Sgt Hacker, Corporal Boyle, Private/Corporal Slater, Colonel Gray, and others and you had one really funny sitcom. Some may say that Gomer's girlfriend Lou Ann Poovey boned the fish but not so fast. Sgt Carter had Bunny who was basically a female version of himself, so it was natural that Gomer would run into a female version of himself as well which turned out to be Lou Ann. The show lasted five seasons which was about right. If they had continued we might have seen Carter or Gomer marry and move off base which would have destroyed the chemistry between them. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 7:09 pm

Andy Griffith Show - TV Shows
One of only several iconic sitcoms to ever grace the small screen. The Andy Griffith show made superstars out of Andy Griffith, Don Knotts, and Ron Howard among others. Some say that when Don Knotts left they boned the fish but I disagree. When Don Knotts was on the show his character tended to crowd out the others and dominate the story. When he left the show they were able to focus on the excellent scripts and the other actors were able to step up and fill in the void left behind. I'll admit I got a little tired of seeing Aunt Bee interested in the latest eligible bachelor traveling through or entering a rose in a contest, but overall the cast rose to the challenge. Trying to replace Barney with Warren was a huge mistake which the show realized and dropped the character. Howard fit in nicely and we saw more of Otis, Aunt Bee, Opie, Helen, Andy, Ernest T. Bass and the Darlins, and even Barney and Thelma Lou returning. Overall this show will go down as one of the best...EVER. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 7:03 pm

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
They boned a few fish. First when the kids formed a group and started singing at every opportunity. Next when cousin Oliver showed up and annoyed everyone. Lastly was when little Cindy started to visibly mature but they still made her wear those silly pigtails and act like she's five. The most embarrassing episode was when she thought she was the new Shirley Temple and they made her put on a ridiculous little girl dress and carry a large lollypop. The show went about one season past it's time. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 6:32 pm

Munsters, The - TV Shows
No fish were harmed during the filming of this show because it only lasted two seasons and they never had a chance to reuse ideas even if they wanted to. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 6:17 pm

Survivor - TV Shows
This show still rocks because they change it up each time. Either they let the cast pick teams, or they split it up by age, or sex. They even once had a new tribe consisting of people who were previously voted off. Exile island and the hidden immunities are nice as well. I'd like to see them try one in the U.S. once. Maybe they could find a ghost town somewhere and let them live on opposite ends and hunt for clues for food and water. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 6:09 pm

Monkees, The - Music Groups
The show absolutely rocked from beginning to end. The guys could have gone longer than the two seasons they were on the air but they didn't want to continue with the same old retreaded scripts. When you go out out on your own terms no fish have been boned. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 5:58 pm

Match Game - TV Shows
Charles Nelson Reilly, Brett Summers, contestants who were absolutely clueless, orange walls, the microphone on a stick. Nuff Said. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 5:40 pm

Elvis Presley - Celebrities
How dare ANYONE imply that the King boned the fish. Elvis was and still is the definition of cool. Just watch one of his many movies. He always won the fight, drove the nice car, won the race, and got the girl and whenever the occasion arose that a song was in order his band knew to start up the music. There's a reason they call him the King. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 20, 2009, 5:16 pm

Thundarr the Barbarian - TV Shows
Another Gem from the 80's for Kids- did it rip off Lucas with Ookla and the Sun Sword- sure it did- but image that- creativity and sci-fi concepts for kids- a destroyed earth ruled by wizards and demons in the future? The statue of liberty coming to life as high tech machines go head to head with sorcery (or was it an ever higher technology?) while Thundarr, Ariel and Ookla tried to exist in the middle and do the "right thing". It wasn't perfect, but compared to today's dreck for kids, and the lack of real saturday Am cartoons, this looks like Shakespeare. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 1:01 pm

Chico and the Man - TV Shows
Not only was it in extremely bad taste for them to continue after Freddie Prinze, Sr.'s death but what were they thinking of having Ed informally 'adopt' a 12-year-old illegal immigrant who helped him in his garaged but never seemed to go to school? Even in 1978 that was somewhat dubious! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 20, 2009, 11:39 am

Mask, The - Movie Series
I agree, Chubby Rain. Jim Carry doing that 'SMOKIN'! yell with the green face was a classic moment but I think it would have far better had this been done in a single 'Saturday Night Live' sketch instead of trying to work an entire movie (much less two) around it! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 20, 2009, 11:31 am

Starbucks Coffee - Random Topics
I always prefer my coffee without that soggy paper taste so I always seek out local coffeehouses that serve it in MUGS. Also, paper gives me the impression that they can't wait to run me out of their store so they can serve the next person. Yeah, I know a century in a landfill for paper vs. millenia in an archaeology site for ceramic shards but paper doesn't cut it with me! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 20, 2009, 11:29 am

Super Friends - TV Shows
The villains made this show- the LEGION OF DOOM was classic. Who didnt want to sign up for that supergroup of Grod, Luther, Sinestro etc.? The best part was when they put the superfriends on trial for upholding the law- classic cartoon television in every frame. Once they were worked off the show, it boned, but recovered slightly when the Kirby era "Apokolips" villain Darkseid became the primary antagonist in the mid 80's, but by then it was being used more to launch new toys as opposed to the LEGION OF DOOM era. And you can take the sidekick characters and have Green Lantern send them into the vacuum of space- yes Wondertwins, Gleek, Wonderdog, Wendy and Marvin- I mean all of you. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 9:56 am

Mask, The - Movie Series
This was an off beat title from Dark Horse Comics, that in my humble opinion, should NEVER have been made into any sort of film. It was just a mid 90's bad CGI/ Jim Carrey is funny- "lets laugh at him because he talks loud and makes wierd face" - vehicle to sell tickets. It's just really bad, then the really odd part, they made a "Dancing baby" sequel- Son of the Mask. It begs the question- Why? Boned the Fish on Day One!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 20, 2009, 4:55 am

Karate Kid, The - Movie Series
Correction to something I said earlier: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are NOT in the new Thundercats movie as of this writing, was told this by a friend and I didn't check it out properly. Back to the topic: the series most definitely jumped after II: after fighting an old school ninja death match, High School competitions for points just doesn't up the ante enough to make it worth making a sequel. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on April 20, 2009, 12:13 am

Wendy's - Random Topics
Wendy's can be a better for you option for fast food! -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 19, 2009, 3:49 pm

Starbucks Coffee - Random Topics
There Black Coffee always taste burnt. Yuck! -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 19, 2009, 3:46 pm

Saved by the Bell - TV Shows
Oh God, this show is painful to watch...sub-tween aged 'humor' combined with the worst acting I've seen in ages. I want to vomit every time I scan by it. My wife used to watch it in high school along with many of her friends and they loved it! Go figure... -- Submitted By: (syzygy) on April 19, 2009, 6:55 am

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - TV Shows
Riley was definitely annoying, and I do think she damaged the show. However, they were able to fix it, and the last few episodes have been some of the best in the entire series! I hope Fox gives this show a chance with season 3. -- Submitted By: (Timstuff) on April 18, 2009, 8:44 pm

Hell's Kitchen (U.S.) - TV Shows
Another annoying reality show..:( -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 18, 2009, 8:27 pm

Disney - Random Topics
Disney boned when they started making terrible sequels to movies that were never worthy. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 18, 2009, 8:19 pm

Super Bowl - Random Topics
The Super Bowl is an annual chore to watch. It is considered un-American if you don't watch it but it is so boring. There are too many commercial breaks and while the commercials are funny,t hey too suck after halftime. Also, it is usually such a slaughter that you know who will win by halftime, which usually feature terrible acts. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 18, 2009, 8:16 pm

Full House - TV Shows
What? Why so many "Day 1" votes? I loved this show growing up, and so did my family! (Yes, JTS did have plenty of "Day 1" votes, but was later overtaken by "Never Jumped.") -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 7:44 pm

Wendy's - Random Topics
Wendy's is a nice, simple little fast food place to eat at. "Where's the beef?" -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 12:08 pm

NCIS - TV Shows
This show seems to be a lot better than all the other murder solving shows. This one actually keeps me interested. -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 18, 2009, 10:41 am

Youtube - Websites
While 95% of the stuff on it is pure navelgazing junk, that 5 percent of old programs, documentaries and classic videos really do ROCK! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 18, 2009, 10:39 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
I'm with you, SVN! In fact, in retrospect, I think it would have better to let Episode IV STAND ALONE! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 18, 2009, 10:34 am

McDonalds - Random Topics
I used to see those '40 Billion Hamburgers Served' signs and wonder, how many cows got slaughtered to make them? I'm not a vegetarian but I STILL wonder that! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 18, 2009, 10:31 am

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
Ah, it was great being a kid in the 70's and having almost nonstop Looney Toons with some odd Sid and Marty Krofft shows to watch on Saturday mornings! There would also be 'Schoolhouse Rock' and 'In the News' to entertain and inform us between cartoons. When it would get to 'Make a Wish', that was the sign it was time to get out of pyjamas and have some lunch! Nowadays, it's just as well I often work Saturdays! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 18, 2009, 10:29 am

Charlie Brown Specials - TV Shows
They NEVER boned as far as I'm concerned! The Christmas one's my absolute fave (and favorite Christmas cartoon of ALL time). It went a LOT deeper than so many have before/since and it was interesting to me that all these snotty kids would actually feel sorry for Charlie Brown and make his pathetic tree a REAL tree with their decorations but telling, that as soon as the Christmas glow was gone, they'd go right back to being snotty! Also, I liked a great deal the 'What Have We Learned, Charlie Brown' one. Rarely shown since its debut, this was about him and the gang going to France and Linus considering what the soldiers experienced during D-DAY. They actually used REAL footage alongside the cartoon to consider this. Shulz really hit that one of the ballpark with that one being a WWII vet himself! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 18, 2009, 10:24 am

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
Good question, SVN. Maybe they figure everyone's got the DVDs. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 18, 2009, 10:18 am

Facebook - Websites
Agreed. FB is just a hyped-up website that turns everyone's brains into goo. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 9:22 am

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
Sorry guys, but the History Channel has already BTF/JTS when they first became inaccurate with their history documentaries. Look at where they are now! Thank goodness I have never witnessed what the station is like now! (Only through the old JTS site, of course!) If I were to tell every history teacher in America that UFOs are considered real history, they would never forgive me! Peace. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 9:20 am

Windows Vista - Random Topics
Day one, indeed! Sure, the features are pretty cool, but most computers in business and education are still using Windows XP. Wonder why????? -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 9:16 am

Late Show with David Letterman - TV Shows
Letterman is my favorite late-night talk show host! Never jumped! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 9:13 am

Macy's - Random Topics
Macy's "Boned the Fish" - no, no, wait...Macy's "Entered the Neighborhood" in 2006 when became a 100% national chain as opposed to being heavily concentrated in select markets only (Texas, Bay Area, New York, etc.) In the past, Macy's was a lot like a Neiman's in terms of style and atmospherics - when you went in, you could have sworn you were in New York City! Now, with the demise of local chains (such as Foley's and Marshall Field's, both of which had Texas stores), I thought Macy's would bring their fashion to every street corner in America (ala Nordstrom)! Nope, they've pretty much become one rung above JCPenney now! This is a huge blow to long-time Macy's fans (My first Macy's visit was over in that lone Dallas store in early 1995; I loved going there, but don't worry, it's still nice inside) as well as historic department store fans (Chicagoans are still mad at the demise of Field's, you know, and I remember the Dallas store, too!) It's time we start a new phrase: "Enter the Neighborhood", where a business reaches its peak and gets really bad (ala JTS)! It's a play on the phrase "There goes the neighborhood", and it refers to the store's downward spiral after this event! Peace. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 9:12 am

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
I first heard of Geico in a mail advertisement, circa 1996. I found a little form that compares the insurance you have now versus that of Geico, plus price comparisons, and how much you can save. I first found their commercials on a local station in early 1998, back when it was "Geico is better than ACME Insurance". From there, the commercials got funny and clever, and suddenly, I became a big Geico fan! Now we have the Gecko, the Caveman, and Kash (with the big "googly" eyes)! 11 years later, I'm still enjoying these ads! I wish Geico made a DVD of every commercial ever made! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 18, 2009, 9:03 am

Antiques Road Show - TV Shows
It's werid how I feel for people who I don't know, I always hope they get a high price while I don't know them. This show hasn't boned yet maybe. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 18, 2009, 8:07 am

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
Blame whiney parents' groups and their influence on the FCC for killing Saturday Morning Cartoons. Did that really make the country a better place, guys? It seems kids are dumber than ever now. At least the cartoons got kids out of bed. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 17, 2009, 9:35 pm

Kenan & Kel - TV Shows
Never jumped/boned! "Kenan and Kel" is the funniest TV show ever made! I always laughed so hard! My favorite episode is the "Babe Ruth Baseball" one! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 9:26 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
"Gilligan" is a terrific classic show! How come no one's showing it in reruns now? -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 9:25 pm

Charlie Brown Specials - TV Shows
No matter how old you are, the Charlie Brown shows always seem to stick with you! I like the "Great Pumpkin" and "Christmas" ones! I could kind of say that the specials jumped (or boned) because of the network change (CBS to ABC, probably because the former shows "Frosty" and "Rudolph" every season), but my family and I enjoy the shows very much! I also remembered a regular Charlie Brown series on the old Disney Channel (circa mid-90s)! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 9:23 pm

McDonalds - Random Topics
I miss the McDonaldland gang. Grimace, Early Bird, Happy Meal Guys, and of course Hamburglar. They rarely even use Ronald any more. Now all their ads are trying to be "hip-hop" and "street". The "fist-bumping" one is especially bad. And the sad part is, I don't think their pandering is working either. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 17, 2009, 9:22 pm

DuckTales - TV Shows
Never jumped the shark! Same for the other shows, like "TaleSpin", "Chip 'N Dale", "Goof Troop", and more! (Please add these to this website!) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 9:20 pm

Mighty Ducks, The - Movie Series
Of course "The Mighty Ducks" never boned/nuked! This is classic Disney! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 9:17 pm

High School Musical - Movie Series
I hate these movies! They're the worst movies ever! In fact, they're the worst Disney movies ever! C'mon, Disney, bring back the classics... -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 9:00 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
I only like eps IV, V, and VI. Episode IV is my favorite "Star Wars" movie ever!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:59 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean - Movie Series
I really don't care for this series. I only watched part one just so that I can say "been there, done that!" but that was all I could handle. I did like the two DVD bonus features, though: a clip from "Walt Disney Presents" and the blooper reel ("Is that a plane?") -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:58 pm

Austin Powers - Movie Series
The first movie was genius; anything afterwards was just plain stupid. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:56 pm

James Bond - Movie Series
No, James Bond never nuked the fridge (or boned the fish). EVER! This is excellent! Even if the movies are nothing to write home about, I still had fun watching them! My favorite Bond film is "A View to a Kill"! An exploding blimp (which was quite funny), a villain with a weird name (also funny), and Duran Duran - all excellent! The latest, "Quantum of Solace" had a quick Bond girl scene, but it's the best and funniest! (Hint: Bond and his lady check into a hotel.) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:55 pm

Aladdin - Movie Series
Being an old school Disney movie series, "Aladdin" never boned/nuked! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:52 pm

Back to the Future - Movie Series
"Back to the Future" is my favorite movie ever!!!!! I like the entire trilogy (although 1 and 3 are the best; 2, well, I don't care too much about). -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:51 pm

Indiana Jones - Movie Series
Simply put: Nuke the Fridge! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:50 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
"Home Improvement" was my favorite show growing up, and still is today! My favorite episode: "The Man's Kitchen!" I liked the nuclear microwave with the potatoes! Al: "HOT POTATO! HOT POTATO!!!!!" -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:49 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I was born in 1987. Yes, I am always aware that MTV was once a "music" station, and I remember exactly when they started playing "nonsense"! Jump The Shark did an excellent job with the Viacom network pages! Now, let's bring these stations down again on "Bone The Fish"! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:41 pm

CNN - Random Topics
Every time there's a story on the economy on CNN Headline News, they always show the same money footage over and over and over! See new, uncut $100 bills hot off the press, rubber-banded $100 stacks rotating over and over and over and over and over and... -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:38 pm

Youtube - Websites
I occasionally think YouTube is a great site, but I have to give this a "Day 1", unfortunately! It's basically a hyped up site, with uncut bad words throughout! It's sometimes hard to navigate through this website! And FYI, I like "Will It Blend?", clips of all things classic TV, videos of machines/appliances/electronics in action, and anything being played in reverse! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:35 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
Mmm...I love vanilla ice cream! There's a place at the Stockyards that has excellent ice cream...I'll mention it soon (if the skeleton approves)! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:31 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
Finally! Somebody made a ranting zone for "The Disney Channel"! That being said: Disney Channel "jumped the shark" (sorry, couldn't resist!) when "Kim Possible" came out in May-June 2002. This led the channel from being a kids/family/classics/variety channel to a teenage channel! All they care about now are shows like (blank), (blank), and (blank)! Movies: (blank), (blank), and (blank)! Worst of all, tweeny-bop stars: (blank), (blank), and (blank)!!!!! I can't stand it!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:28 pm

Google - Websites
Google is my favorite website ever! I like the constant programs and concepts being rolled out! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:24 pm

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
Oh, how I miss Saturday Morning Cartoons! Being an 80s-90s child, I loved getting up early for the cartoons! When did the magic end? Circa 2002, of course, when kids and family entertainment became teenage entertainment, of course! Even if I were a kid today, I wouldn't be interested in the offerings today! Thank goodness for studying and taking the bus out on Saturdays now! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:23 pm

McDonalds - Random Topics
Never boned. McDonalds is my favorite restaurant ever!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:21 pm

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
Never boned. Subway is one of the greatest places to eat out at! They're everywhere, even at the bus station downtown! It's also a healthy place to eat at, thanks to Jared! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:20 pm

Disney - Random Topics
I love Disney, but sadly, they boned the fish in late May/early June 2002 with the premieres of the TV show "Kim Possible" and the movie "Lilo and Stitch". The company just became too teenage from that point on; basically, Disney is now a "Touchstone Jr." Most of their shows, cartoons, and movies are aimed towards teenagers and adults now! (And that's just the "Walt Disney" banner!) Fortunately, Disney has released 99.9% of the "Golden Age of Disney" ("Steamboat Willie" to "The Rookie") on DVD, but sadly, only three of these titles ("The Rookie", "Sleeping Beauty", and "Pinocchio") are on Blu-ray now! C'mon Disney, bring back your old self and please release more of your old titles on Blu-ray! Peace. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:18 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I logged on to Jump The Shark back in February or so, only to find out that the priceless comments have been wiped off the face of the Earth! I am mad! I have been a JTS fan since 2003, and I am shocked to see it disappeared! I even wanted to see a Disney Channel page similar to the Nick page! I want my JTS back! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on April 17, 2009, 8:13 pm

Beverly Hillbillies - TV Shows
I loved the show but it did start to get a little old when they went back to Silver Dollar City and Shorty Kellems came back to Beverly Hills with them. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 17, 2009, 4:14 pm

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
I've always liked her music. she has such a beautiful voice! It's too bad that she has had so many problems. one interesting thing about that song she recorded called "I will always love you"- it was originally written and recorded by Dolly Parton! (I've heard both versions, and I like them both the same.) I think that she BTF when she married Bobby Brown. I haven't heard any new music from her in years! I wonder if she still has the same voice that she did before. -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 17, 2009, 12:31 pm

Happy Days - TV Shows
I always liked this show a lot - Fonzie was my favorite!! I don't think it ever BTF!! -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 17, 2009, 12:15 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
I thought the old lady from Sicily was funny the best of the show. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 17, 2009, 6:57 am

Oceans 11 - Movie Series
Twelve wasn't that great. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 17, 2009, 6:07 am

Motley Crue - Music Groups
It's funny to watch guys from this band try to leave and then realize that they are basically nothing without the Crue- Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx are laughing at you Vince and Tommy. And really- Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx are some of the collest rock names ever, I wish I had a name that radical! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 7:02 pm

RATT - Music Groups
No Steven Pearcy= No RATT -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 6:57 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
This is the one rock group that absolutely, truly, never, ever boned their fish. Just because their lead singer died, what were they supposed to do? Give up? No, just get a new lead singer and put out an even bigger album. They've never followed a trend, they've only set trends. Putting their latest CD out at Wal-Mart doesn't mean anything. I think they've earned the right to release their CD any doggone where they want to by now. AC/DC Rocks!! -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 16, 2009, 6:41 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
Fantastic show, terrible finale. Can we have a do over? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 16, 2009, 6:31 pm

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
We miss you Bob. I guess it's better to have a Price is Right with Drew Carey than none at all. When Drew first started he was very obviously nervous and shaky and a bit standoffish with the guests but he seems to have loosened up a bit. Maybe in 20 years we'll be saying it boned the fish when Drew left. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 16, 2009, 6:21 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
I voted New Kid which is true for any show that suffers from the kids growing up syndrome. This show just got a little too preachy for me. Sitcoms need to be funny. I got tired of the grandparents coming over and talking about the struggle for equality and marches in the 60's and what not. Enough already. Make me laugh, not think. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 16, 2009, 6:19 pm

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
The original Batman TV series was the absolute best. It was campy, funny, and always entertaining. Adam West is Batman. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 16, 2009, 6:15 pm

Green Acres - TV Shows
This show was so far ahead of it's time. Most people underestimate the comedy they had on this show. Why are only the first 3 seasons on DVD? Release the rest now. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 16, 2009, 6:13 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I used to watch MTV all the time years ago when they actually played music videos. I actually stopped watching it before they made the switch to reality TV. I don't know exactly when that happened either. but it doesn't sound like I'm missing anything. oh well. I liked the videos they had with singers like Michael Jackson and Bruce Sprinsteen, the groups Men at Work and Culture Club, and many more. I don't know how musicians and groups get their videos shown anymore, maybe on Youtube? or something like that? -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 16, 2009, 12:23 pm

American Dad! - TV Shows
I actually kind of like this show myself. I just started watching it not long ago, so I'm still trying to figure out who everyone is, and there parts on the show. but for the most part, I think it's pretty good. and it fits in nicely with the rest of the Sunday night "Animation Domination" lineup on Fox. -- Submitted By: (Riley2009) on April 16, 2009, 12:05 pm

Starship Troopers - Movie Series
Probably one of the greatest movie franchises of all time. I'm waiting on the Blu-Ray Collectors edition boxed set. Can't believe the third movie went straight to DVD in August 2008. It was such a hoot. Reminded me of the new Indiana Jones. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 16, 2009, 11:13 am


Log in to BTF

Register - Forgot password?

Follow on Twitter!

App on Facebook

Powered By: TempusMedia - (Page load took:1.108 seconds)