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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Second Life - Websites
I'm not into the social scene online or off but I joined Second Life a year and a half ago out of sheer curiosity. At first the whole thing blew my mind. Its a really BIG world. Lots to explore and see. But after a few months, the novelty wore off and I became quite bored then just quit the whole thing. One time I flew over a yacht and some lovely female was on board, sunbathing topless (Yes I went in for a closer look. Was I embarrassed when the avatar that was "away", came to life and looked in my direction. I got out of there in a hurry). There are indeed strange things to see. One time I followed some train tracks just to see where they took me and I came upon a giant insect frozen in place on a paved highway (now why would anyone build a giant insect, place it on a highway and then just leave it there???), houses to rent, a prison devoid of prisoners and guards. One time I came upon a castle on an island. The doors were locked, but I could hear the audio of a couple inside having sex and talking dirty to each other. It is indeed weird as to why people would actually rent out a house or apartment in Second Life. I would point out to these renters that their avatars do not need housing, so they're spending their money (Linden dollars) for nothing. And its kind of hard to sneer at some residents of Second Life as I have learned that some of them have started their own Second Life businesses and do indeed earn comfortable real life incomes in various ways. Clothes designers, employment agencies, real estate developers, real estate owners and agents, etc. Apparently the Second Life currency, Linden dollars, can be exchanged for real life money. Sure, people are buying virtual (read: fake) real estate with real money, but they are turning around and renting out and/or selling out that same property for a real world profit! The thing that really bothered me about Second Life was how under populated it is. I mean, you have all these cities, towns, suburbs, and structures of all shapes and sizes, but nobody is around. Everywhere is like a ghost town. And it gets pretty lonely. I went to Times Square in New York, and theres NOBODY around. I'd go to London, England, and nobody around (except maybe in the local nightclub). I'd go to an amusement park, and all the rides are there: roller coaster, merry go round, games, food vendor stalls, etc. And still, nobody around. I'd go into shop after shop, and nobody is around. Car dealerships, nobody around. I'd go to the movie theaters and nobody around. I once went to Rockefeller Plaza, to see the NBC building, and the office building was completely empty. No people. (rather than go down back the way I came inside the building, I jumped off the roof...over 30 floors. Your avatar cant die or get injured from falling from such heights). In my explorations I'd fly from place to place (its faster and easier than walking) and I could fly for miles, and nobody would be there (You have a radar and map and there would be little dots on your radar indicating people). Oh, sometimes there would be people around. But only a small handful. I occasionally make a return to Second Life, but its not long before the emptiness and the lonliness overwhelms me, and I leave and return to real life. Its like the old saying: Its a nice place to visit, but I wouldnt want to live there. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 5, 2009, 6:31 pm

TLC - Music Groups
i like their music but i wouldn't be going and burning down somebody house. that just wrong. she a piro or something for doing that. i am surprised she dont do comericals for sizzler. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 5, 2009, 5:36 pm

Diddy - Music Groups
how we suposed to keep up with him if he change his name every week? changing your name dont mean you can erases all your flops. hell next week he be calling himself the king of siam. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 5, 2009, 5:32 pm

N Sync - Music Groups
In my house they known as N Stank. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 5, 2009, 5:29 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I dont know nothing about no shark no more. he old news now that bone the fish come along. bone the fish always post my coments when that old site ignore some of my posting. that shark turn into tuna without no spine. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 5, 2009, 5:27 pm

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
Amen Pelijoro, you always right on track with your comments with what you be saying and all. i liked Whitney too before she show up in public with what look like she be eating a powdered donut and got it in her nostril. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 5, 2009, 5:21 pm

Sanford - TV Shows
Oooh Thank You Pelirojo, i wanted to know about this one and from what you describe it sound like somebody in the writing department got a hold of some bad mushrooms. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 5, 2009, 5:12 pm

Video Games - Random Topics
I find myself of two minds as to when (or if) Video Games boned. Some say things were better back in the 8 and 16 bit days. I think a lot of people will end up saying things were best when they were at the age where they enjoyed video games the most. Some say video games are too violent now. Video games were always violent. Just like movies were always violent. It's just that graphics and special effects are good enough now as to make the portrayal of violence much more graphic. Kids tend not to let violence in video games and movies bother them. It's the adults that get all upset all over it and are thinking stuff like "If that were real, think of all the people that would have died" or "Imagine being that guy (that they just showed get killed or horribly injured)." Some say video games are to dark or depressing now. Again, you'll probably find that they always were. It's just that you might notice it more now if you're older and can understand what they're portraying. That and perhaps you can't can't relate to the main characters as much and perhaps it's easier to see yourself as one of the characters that has something horrible happen to them and thus, the reality of it (so to speak) is that much more sad/horrible. Having said that, I do feel that when games made the jump to 3D and graphics started getting much better that something changed. Suddenly, it was all about graphics and cut scenes that felt more like movies. I think it was around then that games started going from being a hobby to a lifestyle (not all games of course but at least some). With Internet access starting to become more common, online play with PC Games and Mods were growing to be a norm. Instead of playing with your friends and the game being just what came in the box, suddenly, the vanilla single player game was just the beginning. Console games with Internet access are the norm now. In the 8 and 16 bit era, games had to stand on their own without mods or online play. People cared about graphics but game play was what made or broke the game. Graphics and/or cute or cool looking characters could draw you to a game, but if you played the game and it wasen't fun, I doubt you'd be playing it for long. It was more then that though. Back then, games were games. Something you had as a distraction. The jump to 3D made games more then just games. Suddenly, playing video games all day wasen't a bad thing (or at least, people didn't frown upon it as much). Suddenly, even adults were getting into them at the level kids and teens were. Granted, some of those adults used to be the kids and teens of the 8 and 16 bit eras. Okay, maybe nothing has changed. Maybe video games really were always like this (albeit without the online play and mods). Maybe it's just that there are so many of them now and releases so much more frequent that the problems that have always been there are that much more obvious as a result. If however, there was a point this started, it seemed to be around the end of the 8 and 16 bit era and the beginning of the 3D era. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on August 5, 2009, 3:10 pm

Emergency! - TV Shows
How about subtracting that one episode guest starring Uno Hoo and judging the REST of the series? I don't recall that episode at all but I remember most of the rest of the episodes and considering the number of viewers who watching it and got inspired to become rescue personel and medics, I think this show ROCKED! Only draggy parts were when they'd do dumb stuff at the fire station between calls, but I could live with that because they were showing (then) cutting edge medical technology and rescue techniques. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 5, 2009, 11:36 am

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
Eugene, I'd prefer they'd rename it CANCELLED DUE TO VIEWER APATHY! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 5, 2009, 11:31 am

Sanford - TV Shows
shanequia, You didn't miss much! Between Fred getting a Southern redneck new 'son' then him courting and marrying a wealthy Beverly Hills widow, it was downright painful to watch. Worst episodes had to do with them finding out that, instead of the late beloved Elizabeth, Fred had mistakenly married. ..Aunt Esther and the two of them had to fly to St. Louis to get the marriage annulled (and somehow get their marriages to their late spouses retroactively recognized). LaWanda Page did as outstanding a job here as always but it was just a rotten thing to pull on these characters the viewers had always rooted for! I prefer to think the whole series was something Fred dreamt up after quaffing bad muscatelle! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 5, 2009, 11:29 am

Brett Favre - Celebrities
I have to agree with Dollfan316, Brett Favre is the most overrated pro athelete ever. He Sucked. -- Submitted By: (AlanJames) on August 5, 2009, 9:47 am

Brett Favre - Celebrities
-- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on August 5, 2009, 2:50 pm

Michael Bolton - Celebrities
'Everybody's Crazy' was a very highly-regarded hard rock album - then he totally turns into the 'housewife favourite'- first hint of the bone meeting the fish was with 'The hunger' then by 'Soul Provider' the boning was complete. A great hard rock voice totally wasted in MOR slop! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 5, 2009, 7:29 am

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
Maybe they should rename the show Jon minus Kate plus attorneys? -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 5, 2009, 6:17 am

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The - Random Topics
HHGG boned after the third book, but really took the plunge with the movie. It may not be coincidence that a movie of HHGG was in Hollywood "development hell" for twenty years when Douglas Adams was alive, and didn't actually get made until after he was dead. I feel that the people that finally turned this into a movie really didn't understand why the original material was funny, and largely ruined it in the attempt to adapt it. I would like to think that if Douglas had still been around, he would have been able to prevent this spoliation of his most cherished creation. The movie left an obvious hook for a sequel, but fortunately, I've heard nothing further about one. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 5, 2009, 5:47 am

Krispy Kreme - Random Topics
Krispy Kreme boned when they tried going up against Tim Hortons in Canada and got clobbered. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 5, 2009, 5:41 am

What's Happening Now!! - TV Shows
I watch this one sometime. they bring back the whole cast from the first one and it still like watching the same show. It cute. I like Rodg and dee the best. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 10:24 pm

Sanford - TV Shows
I only remember the one with the son. I never even heard of this on which is strange cause when i was a little girl i glued to the tv. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 10:22 pm

H.R. Pufnstuf - TV Shows
This one still scare the hell out of me. I dont know why but that puffnstuff give me the creeps. i use to dream about that big yellow thing chasing me and tryin to eat me or something. no thanks i dont be catching no reruns on this one. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

Wipeout - TV Shows
I'd love to be on Wipeout someday. The Big Balls, coupled with the Motivator if contestants take too long, make for an exciting hour of thrills, chills, and spills. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 4, 2009, 9:50 pm

Internet Archive, The (aka the Wayback Machine) - Websites
It's not the Wayback Machine's fault that TV Guide blocked the old JTS content. TV Guide needs to be destroyed, along with Jon Hein's money and fame. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 4, 2009, 9:47 pm

South Park - TV Shows
The episode when scott tenorman killed his parents was the best of the series, come on!. I think it has gotten a little too preachy but it's still funny. -- Submitted By: (chrisisaaaaaaaa) on August 4, 2009, 9:32 pm

Golden Raspberry Awards/The Razzies - Random Topics
I love the razzies. Hollywood (and the Academy Awards) are too full of hot air, and it's nice to see someone spoof the whole process. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 4, 2009, 6:18 pm

Olympics, The - TV Shows
I actually feel that any Olympic event for which the winner is decided by something other than an objective number (e.g. any event in which judges award marks, rather than the event being decided by a time, distance, game score, etc.) should be classified as an *art* rather than a sport. I'm not claiming that it doesn't take talent to dive, ice dance, do gymnastics, etc., but I feel that if there's subjective judging or artistic interpretation (rather than the judges merely checking to ensure that the contestants aren't cheating) involved in the scoring, then it's an art rather than a sport. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 4, 2009, 6:13 pm

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
Exactly, Pelirojo. People will believe anything these days. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
I recently watched the Dawn Lyn episode on DVD (Episode 1, Season 3) and have to say that it Boned The Fish for Wonder Woman. Why would her parents let her play a girl in Love with her own brother Leif Garrett? I wonder if that was (JoeBagODonuts) on the "I married My Sister" episode of "Jerry Springer"? Garrett and Lyn had to be the very worst guest stars to ever appear on Wonder Woman. -- Submitted By: (AlanJames) on August 4, 2009, 2:36 pm

Liam Neeson - Celebrities
Liam Neeson is a class act, pure and simple, and he brings it to anything he works in, even if the project is otherwise entirely forgettable. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 4, 2009, 2:16 pm

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
somebody better tell joebagodonuts to keep away from his brothers sisters and cousins if he dont see nothing wrong with messing with them. that Dawn Lyn played a girl who was lookin all googoo eyed over her brother leif garett. dont your mamma ever tell you thats wrong. what parts of the back woods you born in? it still make my stomach do flip flops to watch this. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 2:02 pm

Nancy Cartwright - Celebrities
Oh boy another $cientologist, wow is Xenu possessing Poor Bart Simpson now? Ms Cartwright used her Bart Simpson Voice to help raise money for the good cult, what a clam boning... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 4, 2009, 1:52 pm

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
I have to agree she promote all kind of bad books like the Secret which is for greedy people. that book just evil. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 1:51 pm

Dr. Phil - TV Shows
I see this one and i change the channel. He boring. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 1:49 pm

Indiana Jones - Movie Series
I don't think that "Crystal Skull" was an awful movie. It did, however, suffer from an overdose of CGI. Many of the sequences seemed to be as if they had been storyboarded by video game designers, so that it would be easy to convert them into the "Licensed Videogame" of the movie afterwards. In essence, it felt too much like a videogame, and not enough like a movie. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 4, 2009, 1:49 pm

Cosby - TV Shows
I love Bill Cosby. he so funny. I enjoy him all the time i see him. he good in everything. I aint seeing much of him theese days. where he go? -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 1:46 pm

Streets Of San Francisco, The - TV Shows
How you know that Dawn Lyn did not bone this show if you never seen her or the show? you got to be a relative of some kind of hers joebagodonuts cause you be the only one sticking up for her. i did see her on this one and she seem borderline retarded. she clearly a teenager playin a little girl. This a website for posting why shows bone the fish not tryin to convince people that your homely relative had talent. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 1:41 pm

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
GregEichelberger, do you know that the Disney company made the same kind of mistake with the Hercules myth? I mean, Disney made their movie so unlike the original Greek myth, it's like doing a live action film about the life of Bruce Springsteen; and in it, he's Jewish, is the son of a Jewish cantor, and he celebrates his bar mitzvah early in the film. By the way, just like it may have seemed to you that a 60s audience wasn't ready for a Batman ala Dark Knight, it seemed that the Western world in the 1790s wasn't ready for the "haunting" introduction of Beethoven's "Pathetique" sonata! But guess what, it was a hit. Face it Greg, the creators of the 1966 Batman show didn't make it the right way. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on August 4, 2009, 1:25 pm

Charlie's Angels - TV Shows
I loved this show, but could never figure out why Shelley Hack ironed her hair. I think she still does iron her hair, but now I hope she uses a flat iron instead of wax paper and a clothes iron. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on August 4, 2009, 1:20 pm

Wayans Bros., The - TV Shows
This a cute show i think the wayans brothers were all very good looking, i would not kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 1:19 pm

Emergency! - TV Shows
No i would have not taken the role if I was as butt ugly and untalented as Dawn Lyn. She do nothing but make a fool out of herself every time she open her mouth. this a child who did my three sons wearing a diaper til she be nine. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on August 4, 2009, 1:14 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
You obviously called it Stephanie. With JoeBagODonuts shopping there, it is a convention of "white trash". -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on August 4, 2009, 1:03 pm

Jeopardy! - TV Shows
Jeopardy! never boned the fish at all. I mean like, I was so upset when Ken Jennings lost. He's so intelligent. But then again, they might have had to rig the show that time to make him lose, in order to give other people a chance to win big. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on August 4, 2009, 1:00 pm

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
How appropriate. Dawn Lyn's only fan (JoeBagODonuts) is a person who finds nothing wrong with incest. She played a girl in love with her real life brother. No, I would not have even considered playing such a disgusting part, but thanks for thinking of me! -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on August 4, 2009, 12:58 pm

Doug - TV Shows
Hello? Has the person who voted "Never Boned" never heard of the Disney revival of Doug? If that person is not an idiot, Ringo Starr is Jewish. I didn't really mind the addition of Doug's baby sister, but those Disney morons introduced changes to the show that made it suck. The Disney version was very overrated. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on August 4, 2009, 12:55 pm

Legend of Zelda, The - Random Topics
:( I liked Wind Waker. It's definitely different from the other games in the Zelda series, but despite its problems (too few dungeons, limited areas to explore, no real background stories on the characters, etc.), I enjoyed it. The soundtrack was nice. I agree that collecting the Triforce pieces was a chore; they should have had you enter dungeons to collect them, since it would have been a terrific homage to the first game. It would have also been more exciting than going to a glowing area over the water, making sure your boat is RIGHT ON TOP, using the claw to grab the underwater treasure chest, miss it, then turn around and try again until you finally get it. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2009, 12:50 pm

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
A Mesoamerican Y2K? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2009, 12:25 pm

Netdisaster - Websites
I never visited Netdisaster, but after hearing they were destroyed by Yahoo, I'm disappointed. Phishing, indeed. Yahoo just saw how they're a giant corporation against a mere mortal they felt was violating them, then did what big companies do best if they felt they were being violated (whether it's true or not): crush the little guy underneath their heel. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2009, 12:22 pm

Second Life - Websites
Second Life is for people that don't have a "first life". -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 4, 2009, 12:20 pm

Streets Of San Francisco, The - TV Shows
Karl Malden proved to be the cool one here! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 4, 2009, 11:48 am

As Time Goes By - TV Shows
That was a cool series- and who wouldn't like to live in their London townhouse or English country estate with virtually no real problems to deal with? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 4, 2009, 11:47 am

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
White trash? Tell that to the Asians and Latin Americans who shop there because it has some of the best selections around of their native cuisines' ingredients! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 4, 2009, 11:44 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
So, folks are supposed to trust a prediction made centuries before by someone who lived in a society that practiced human sacrifice and was already in ruins before the first Spanish explorers reached it? I don't think so. BTW, there have been predictions for the world's end as far back as 1000AD. We're not promised even one more day but I don't think it's smart to consider this prediction legit. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 4, 2009, 11:41 am

Star Trek - TV Shows
This show never boned. It still rocks and will always be the greatest show ever. Although there have been several Star Trek series, the first one will always be the best. Live Long and Prosper. -- Submitted By: (AlanJames) on August 4, 2009, 10:57 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
I couldn't stand Dopey Dodie. I haven't thought about her in years. I'm sure that if she ever appeared on The Twilight Zone, she would have been wished into the cornfield. I have to agree that Dawn Lyn was completely talent free. -- Submitted By: (AlanJames) on August 4, 2009, 10:53 am

Barnaby Jones - TV Shows
Why do people make comments on shows that they have never even seen and who's Rebecca? I watched Barnaby Jones and have to agree with everyone else, Dawn Lyn was the worst kid on Television. Her sad atempt at acting killed this show. -- Submitted By: (AlanJames) on August 4, 2009, 10:46 am

Adam-12 - TV Shows
Wow, JoeBagODonuts must be Dawn Lyn's husband. How can you keep defending her when you have never seen the episodes everyone is talking about? She sucked dude. Try to find an episode that she was in and watch it. Or you can post another fifty comments on shows starting with "I've never seen this show" like you've already done 20 times. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on August 4, 2009, 9:25 am

Streets Of San Francisco, The - TV Shows
Don't you just love idiots like JoeBagODonuts who make comments about shows they have never even see? I did watch this show and the guest appearence by Dawn Lyn was beyond pathetic. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on August 4, 2009, 9:19 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Dawn Lyn as Dodie killed the show. She won the worst child star of all time award. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on August 4, 2009, 9:15 am

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
Is this JoeBagODonuts serious? Dude, get some help if you don't see anything wrong with incest. Dawn Lyn is a total joke. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on August 4, 2009, 9:14 am

Scooby Doo - TV Shows
Scrappy was the fish-boner, without a doubt. If the Scottish Site had been conceived a little earlier in television history, we might be referring to shows as having "pulled a Scrappy" or just "Scrappied." Scrappy was widely considered to be the worst cartoon character of all time, and single-handedly responsible for ruining Scooby-Doo, long before JTS was even a thought in the brain of the "Scottish sellout." Fortunately, the last couple of times the Cartoon Network has aired Scooby-Doo marathons, they've been smart emough to stick to the late 60s/early 70s episodes with the original cast and WITHOUT Scrappy. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 4, 2009, 6:28 am

Rescuers, The - Movie Series
The rule is that when Disney makes an animated movie sequel, it's an automatic BTF. The Rescuers and the Goofy movies are the exceptions. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 4, 2009, 6:09 am

Little Mermaid, The - Movie Series
Like practically every Disney animated movie series, this one went south with the release of a direct-to-video sequel. That was definitely a fish-boning moment, but in this case I wouldn't go so far as to accuse Disney of doing unspeakable things to any little mermaids. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 4, 2009, 6:06 am

Goofy Movie, A - Movie Series
This is one of the few Disney animated movie series that did NOT bone with the release of a sequel, and the only one that didn't bone with the release of a DTV sequel. Goofy still rocks, making this series the exception that proves the rule. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 4, 2009, 6:00 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
Total BS. Those who say "the Mayans/Aztecs predicted it to happen" fail to understand that they never said the world would end in 2012, but the gods would "re-evaluate" humanity and make changes. I think the 2012 doomsday prediction is just a big joke used to induce mass paranoia. Besides, out of all the people who are saying "The world is going to end in 2012!", they sure don't seem fazed by the "fact" that their lives are going to end in three years. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 3, 2009, 8:37 pm

Sportscenter - TV Shows
Red Sox...blah blah blah...Yankees...blah blah blah ...Patriots...blah blah blah ...then some teams in Flyover Country. Repeat. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 3, 2009, 8:26 pm

Betamax - Random Topics
Beta was a technically superior format but the short recording times was it's Achilles Heel. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 3, 2009, 8:22 pm

National Football League (NFL) - Random Topics
Completely agree, DolFan. Tagliabue was MUCH better as Commish. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 3, 2009, 8:22 pm

America's Funniest People - TV Shows
It breaks my heart to say it, but America's Funniest People was a Day One BTF, starting with its premiering by means of a seamless segue from America's Funniest Videos to America's Funniest People (initially called "America's Funniest ... Part 2) with no warning whatsoever that a different show was coming on. Pretty sneaky move there, ABC! The reason it breaks my heart is that this is the only show that someone I know actually appeared on. AFP was doing some "talent taping" in my hometown, and one of my co-workers decided to throw his Christopher Lloyd impression into the ring. As it turned out, there were two Lloyd impressionists present, so AFP taped 'em both at the same go: The two guys walked into the frame, bumped into each other, and had a dialogue that went something like "I'm Christopher Lloyd!" -- "No, I'M Christopher Lloyd! Who the hell are YOU?" Goofy, but good for a grin or two. But unfortunately, not good enough to keep the show from boning the fish. AFP had its good moments, but never really built up any height to fall from, which makes it a Day One BTF. So ... What wine goes best with Jackalope and boned fish? -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 3, 2009, 8:19 pm

Coca Cola Company - Random Topics
They dropped the biggest bollock ever when they tried to launch Dasani water in the UK. The papers soon had them on the run once they found out it was just purified tap water (like in the 'only fools and horses' episode where Del tries to sell bottled tap water), then once it got out that their purification process produced bromate, it was all over. They left with tail between legs and have never tried to relaunch it since! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
Muboshgu, last I checked the Dixie Chicks haven't attacked Obama yet, so I don't know what you're talking about :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 3, 2009, 5:53 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
"Undermines all that Bush did"??? Are you people serious? I hope he undoes all of the mistakes Bush caused. -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 5:42 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
My goodness Stephanie, tell us what you really think. White trash? That's kind of rough isn't it? Why do you hate people for trying to save a little money on groceries and necessities? Wal-Mart carries a selection of name brand and it's own Great Value brand. I am a long time subscriber of Consumer Reports and I've seen Wal-Mart brands match or even beat name brands in term of quality and value. I suppose People like Stephanie would prefer that a single store have a monopoly which would force us all to shop at the same place and pay whatever they want us pay. Stephanie, you wouldn't want all that "white trash" shopping next to you now would you? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:34 pm

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
I don't think Ted disses men who don't hunt, he just disses the girly men who think it's insensitive for him to hunt. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:23 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
When a television show is picked up they don't have any idea if the series will last one season or twenty. For this reason the producers must remain flexible and make necessary changes as actors leave or grow up. For this reason I don't automatically assume a show boned the fish when someone joins or leaves the cast. My Three Sons was successful and had a nice long run and it's only logical that one or two of the sons would move out, get married, and have children. They can't just change the name of the show to My Three Sons, A Daughter In Law, and their little kid. Dawn Lyn didn't kill this show because it never boned. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:19 pm

Barnaby Jones - TV Shows
I loved Buddy Ebsen in the Beverly Hillbillies but I never watched Barnaby Jones. If I had I don't think I would find myself sitting in front of the television stabbing a knife into the sofa chanting Dawn Lyn's name over and over. Do you hear me Rebecca? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:06 pm

Adam-12 - TV Shows
I loved this show and I don't remember Dawn Lyn. They had to have guest stars as part of the stories and I'm sure Dawn Lyn did a fine job for a child actress. Stop your hatin' -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:03 pm

Streets Of San Francisco, The - TV Shows
I didn't watch this show but it wasn't because poor little Dawn Lyn made a guest appearance. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 5:02 pm

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
What did Dawn Lyn's appearance have to do with making Wonder Woman bone the fish. I suppose Rebecca would have done a much better job. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 4:59 pm

Netdisaster - Websites
For those not familiar with this site, Netdisaster gave you the opportunity to 'deface' any website of your choosing with a chainsaw, dog poo, cow poo, spraycans, and many other ways. It took a snapshot of the page and used Flash to simulate the 'defacement'. It didn't actually do anything to the real web page! It's recently been taken down after complaints from Yahoo! and eBay, the former being all the more surprising since it was Yahoo! who gave an award to Netdisaster some years previously. So the fish has been boned by the large corporations, what a shock! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 4:58 pm

Emergency! - TV Shows
Emergency was a great show but why are we hating Dawn Lyn for being on the show? Wouldn't any of you have taken the role if you had it offered to you? I fail to see what is so funny about making fun of a poor little girl who was just trying to break into acting and make a little money. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 4:57 pm

Kerrang! magazine - Random Topics
where to start here? What was once a great magazine covering Metal and rock, has become a trendy waste of paper which you just know to be steered by focus groups and committees. Definitely the decline began when it got bought by EMAP (now Bauer Media), all the great writers left, replaced by trendies that told the readers what they should like, as opposed to informing them what is out there and leaving it to the readers to make their own minds up. As time went on it became less concerned with whether the bands were good, and more concerned with how 'cool' they were. As demonstrated by their incessant bandwagon-hopping, grunge/ska-punk/nu-metal/emo/screamo... I give up! Worse than the NME and that is saying something! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 4:54 pm

Jesse Jackson - Celebrities
As long as there are people who make their living off of racism like Jesse, we'll always have problems with racism. If racism suddenly ended Jesse might have to get a real job and actually contribute to society for once. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on August 3, 2009, 4:44 pm

Amir Khan - Celebrities
Definite bit of fish-boning, signing with Frank Warren. Since then he's been carefully matched up against opponents not likely to give him trouble, even then he was put down by Willie Limond, who is not renowned for having a big punch. He was found out against Prescott, got a very fortunate decision against Barrera (cuts, should have been declared no-contest) before winning out against Kotelnik. Until he takes on Prescott in a rematch and then the best of the challengers (not those Frank hand-picks), the fish remains boned! -- Submitted By: (ronster500) on August 3, 2009, 4:42 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
The biggest BTF moment is going to occur next month as Nick is going to change the familiar splat logo first introduced in 1984 to a generic orange retro-fonted "nickelodeon" logo. This is bogus because not only was the orange splat their offical logo, it was part of many people memories of the old days of the channel. I can remember countless commericals that had the splat in so many variation (lightbulbs, animals, blimps, hell even disco suits for dancing dogs). But i'm seriously not suprised by this move, Nickelodeon has already gone down the drain with all the crappy shows they have on now. I guess this is the final good bye to the Nickelodeon me and countless others we loved and cherished while growing up. -- Submitted By: (tvfan) on August 3, 2009, 3:41 pm

Hugo Chavez - Celebrities
King Juan Carlos I of Spain said it best about Chavez: "Por que no te callas?" (Why don't you just shut up?) -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 3, 2009, 11:45 am

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
I hate Wal-Mart, not because of the products but because of the kind of people that shop there. It's like a convention for whitetrash. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 3, 2009, 11:17 am

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Why is this girl famous? No. seriously. Why? She has an average voice, at best except when she's performing live...and then it's just, well, embarrassing. No real talent here at all. She's also a redneck. Shows up at some country music awards show on stage, with no shoes on. I mean, really. Thank you so much for setting us southern folks back about 100 years. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 3, 2009, 11:09 am

Jaws - Movie Series
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" has gone down as one of the best one-liners in movie history. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 3, 2009, 10:59 am

Derek Jeter - Celebrities
He's a consummate professional. -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 10:30 am

South Park - TV Shows
"Scott Tenorman Must Die" as a reason??? That was the greatest episode of the whole series! -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 10:27 am

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
Yeah... how dare they criticize the most unpopular president with the most flawed policies in recent history. -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 10:22 am

Led Zeppelin - Music Groups
How could anyone say "Day 1"? -- Submitted By: (Muboshgu) on August 3, 2009, 9:51 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
I agree with the money comment, who could turn down millions of dollars? my gripe with Hein is that he is on HOWARD STERN EVERY DAY- and says nothing about this- that is what makes him a lemon coated, fish boning sellout. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 3, 2009, 5:46 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
I cant say I blame Jon Hein. If someone waved a 7-8 figure check in my face for my website, I know I'd sell out too. That is unless my site was bringing in at least 6 figures to me annually, then I would hold on to the site and wouldnt sell out. I do wonder how much money Jon Hein was making from his jumptheshark website when he still owned it. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 2, 2009, 7:53 pm

Adventures of Superman - TV Shows
When Joey runs his last race, don't worry Alice after he is turned into glue the children's charity will get the money from the sale and the glue. Waste not want not I suppose. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on August 2, 2009, 7:52 pm

Family Matters - TV Shows
Great show. Never jumped. (Damn right I said it) -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 7:31 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Probably because he sold one of the greatest TV-related websites of all time just to line his pockets. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 7:26 pm

American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) - Random Topics
These people are the closest thing to Communism in America today. The ACLU's employees should be fired, and their leader should be rotting in a prison cell for supporting the infringement of others' beliefs. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 5:36 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
I KNEW it!!! Obama's changing America all right, but only for the WORSE!!! If this government health care thing passes there will actually be MORE Americans without access to health care than ever before, and the quality of care will plummet to Third World nation levels! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 5:09 pm

Tattoos - Random Topics
Tattoos used to be a mark of individuality. Now they're actually a mark of conformity, since not only do millions of people now get them on a lark, but get mostly the same ones everybody else has! Now having a tattoo is a sure sign one is a mindless sheep who only likes what everyone else does. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 5:05 pm

Jane Fonda - Celebrities
Not these days Robert, not with the America hating libbies in charge! Oh, to have lived to see the day!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 2, 2009, 5:03 pm

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