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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Sears - Random Topics
Sears cannot ever BTF because of The Sears "Wish Book" that came out every Christmas! (do they still publish that?) One would order from the catalog and then go to the Sears Catalog Store to pick it up when it arrived. Ahhh...the memories of thumbing through it and choosing all of the Barbie paraphenalia I wanted. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 21, 2009, 11:49 am

David Beckham - Celebrities
Hearing about him...maybe but I will NEVER get tired of looking at him! Yummy! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 21, 2009, 11:44 am

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
MCS, did you look at the website I posted? Try encountering something like that late at night in an aisle at Wal-Mart and tell me you wouldn't be a bit nervous. I don't know if you are female or not but as a woman, it's scary to have some freaky redneck guy (much like the ones in the movie, "Deliverance") stalk you when you're just there to get some new mascara or something. Trust me. I've been there. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 21, 2009, 9:49 am

City Slickers - Movie Series
Hilarious first movie with Mitch and his dorky friends going from total city klutzes to REALLY getting into their cowboy modes to save the day (and the golden calf named Norman)! Unfortunately, there was no point in having a sequel and going back to the well that one extra time proved painful to watch! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 21, 2009, 7:28 am

Waffle House - Random Topics
Has anyone else noticed their counters and menus are ALWAYS sticky? At least they are in my city! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 21, 2009, 7:25 am

Munsters Today, The - TV Shows
In honor of the REAL Munsters (with Fred Gwynne, Al Lewis and Yvonne DeCarlo doing some of the best work of their varied careers), can we just forget this latter mess ever happened? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 21, 2009, 7:21 am

Cigarettes - Random Topics
I meant to type my mother QUIT (with no 'e on the end') smoking ages ago. Well, at least I can't blame my typos on smoking! LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 21, 2009, 7:18 am

Cigarettes - Random Topics
I think, there are three major points against smoking: 1. I admit, I am smoking myself from time to time...normally one (rarely two) times a year, normally at some party (normally New Year, as last "sin" in the old Year). But I am the exeception. Cigarettes are very addictive (similiar to heroin), and most people are not able to control the consum. I don't understand how people are readily giving up control over her lives. 2. Yes, there are other habits which are really unhealthy. If someone wants to live unhealthy, it is basically their own problem. But cigarettes are not only unhealthy for the smoker, they are unhealthy for everyone around him. 3. I don't understand how people can think that smoking is cool. It stinks (especially cold smoke), it leaves yellow strains on teeth and fingers, it makes premature wrinkles and it kills you sooner or later. I get people who simply enjoy a cigarette, cigar or a pipe from time to time (means: rarely and purely for enjoyment, not to feed the own addiction), but I don'T understand people who think that they should smoke because it is cool. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 21, 2009, 6:52 am

Aerosmith - Music Groups
The late 80s when they started churning out crappy love ballads by the barrel full. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 20, 2009, 11:18 pm

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
I tried to like this show but Malcolm was too much of a whiner and that annoying slow talking kid in the wheelchair got on my nerves too. -- Submitted By: (TheAdamantiumElbow) on September 20, 2009, 10:58 pm

Munsters Today, The - TV Shows
Lame joks and not funny -- Submitted By: (MisierL) on September 20, 2009, 10:56 pm

David Beckham - Celebrities
Is anyone else just tired of hearing about him? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 20, 2009, 9:58 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Stephanie, are you saying that college students, recent college grads, and other people trying to climb the corporate ladder are all white trash? I don't like Wal-Mart because of their business practices but I'm sure they are far from the only ones who do this. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 20, 2009, 9:48 pm

KFC - Random Topics
The food is still good, but when they started having their value meals not include a drink (along with Long John Silvers) that is what did it for me. You end up paying almost $10 after tax to add a drink. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 20, 2009, 9:43 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
Point understood Robert. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 20, 2009, 9:41 pm

Futurama - TV Shows
The real shame is that this show was not more successful. If only it would have been and Groening would have canceled the Simpsons for this one. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 20, 2009, 9:37 pm

Jim Carrey - Celebrities
So, you think, he'll start doing Labor Day Telethons, shanequia? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 20, 2009, 6:57 pm

Cigarettes - Random Topics
Excellent points, shaenequia. And, every woman who reads this should also know (in addition to what it does to the lungs,heart,etc), it makes wrinkles come a LOT faster. My aunt looks about 10 years older than my mother despite being a few years younger due to her smoking while my mother quite ages ago! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 20, 2009, 6:56 pm

2 Live Crew - Music Groups
Believe it or not, when I first heard the term, I thought it was the name of one of our local TV news crews!LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 20, 2009, 6:53 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
The Simpsons absolutely should have stayed in the 90s. They would have been the stuff of legends and lived on in syndication for years. They were strictly a 90s pop culture phenomenon. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 20, 2009, 4:47 pm

Food Allergies - Random Topics
Since when did food become this major killer? I know that there are genuine cases, but it seems hard to believe so many people have them all of a sudden. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 20, 2009, 4:43 pm

Twin Peaks - TV Shows
Did Twin Peaks bone when the whole point of the show (who was the killer) was revealed early into the second season? I think so, but everybody else I know stopped watching it long before that moment as they had decided it was nonsense. I was even mocked by my friends for still watching it! I did start to lose interest when that whole 'White Lodge' stuff with the 'midget dancing backwards' and the 'giant' rubbish started. BUT I stayed until the bitter end and saw the show die a long painful death. Having said that, I thoroughly recommend watching the stunning first double-length episode. -- Submitted By: (Phil.JS) on September 20, 2009, 1:59 pm

Madonna - Music Groups
Are people too stupid to know that she own her own label. Her CD's bomb over a decade and she just keep making them. I liked her old music but she need to cover up herbody now. Nobody want to see a wrinkled old lady trying to be sexy. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 10:05 am

John Travolta - Celebrities
He great in Grease. I still think he good in movies. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:57 am

Nicolas Cage - Celebrities
Somebody need to put him in a cage so we dont have to watch his acting no more. He the same in every movie. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:56 am

Ellen DeGeneres - Celebrities
I like Ellen. I think she funny and her show really good. That girl she marry bug me. She call herself Portia but have the class of a used Pinto. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:49 am

2 Live Crew - Music Groups
2 Live Crew? try 2 Dead Losers. I never could stand them and those Ho's who dance with them. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:43 am

Cigarettes - Random Topics
Smoking nasty, it stick to your hair and clothes too so dont be thinking you getting away with sneaking outside for a cigarette and telling everybody you quit. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:41 am

High School Musical - Movie Series
This one pure torture. The last time I heard notes like this was when the cat clinic burned down. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:39 am

American Idol - TV Shows
I like Ellen but i dont think she should be judging singing. That like hiring Dawn Lyn to judge acting. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:37 am

Boston - Music Groups
This band suck as much as JoeBagONonsense do. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:34 am

Whoopi Goldberg - Celebrities
I think she funny but i never see her no more. Maybe she give up acting? -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:32 am

Oprah - Celebrities
My favorite Tyra so Oprah Dopera in my house. people take her too serious. If she go on and tell everybody to drink KoolAid with syonide in it half her fan base would do it. She a cult for people who cant think for themselves. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:31 am

Jessica Simpson - Celebrities
Dont be giving this girl a hard time for gaining some weight. It dont matter what she weigh. A more likely reason for her bonning is the fact that she got the IQ of a roll of scotch tape. I aint no brain suregon myself but at least I know that Chicken of the sea is a brand of tuna. this borderline moron goes and stares at this can of tuna for 15 minutes on camera and keeps saying IS THIS CHICKEN? BUT IT SAYS CHICKEN OF THE SEA. God only knows where she think a hotdog come from. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:26 am

Twitter - Websites
Only some kind of Twit would Twitter so it properly named. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:20 am

Lil Kim - Celebrities
Lil Kim? Lil Tramp more like it. She cheaper than a grand slam breakfeast at Denny's. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:15 am

Reese Witherspoon - Celebrities
She cute she good in everything she do. I go see movies just because she in them. we need more stars like this today who always look like a million bucks and have class. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:13 am

Joaquin Phoenix - Celebrities
I seen him on Letterman and his elevator stuck between floors. The lights be on but nobody be home.Dont even get me started on him tryin to rap. i hope he joking. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:11 am

Jim Carrey - Celebrities
All he do is copy Jerry Lewis. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:09 am

McDonalds - Random Topics
I agree it nasty. How do people go in there and eat that garbage. Hell you can smell it clear across town in my neighborhood. During the winter when I walk by I pull my turtlenack up over my nose so I dont be gagging from the smell. McDonalds aint my kind of place. and how come the vet office so close by? I guess they be making donations. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:08 am

NickelBack - Music Groups
A nickel too much to pay for one of their CD's. If I pay I would ask for my nickel back so this band properly named. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:01 am

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
It aint no Price is Right without Bob Barker. That just wrong to try and continue this one. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 9:00 am

Yeardley Smith - Celebrities
She need to stick to cartoon voices cause she fugly. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 8:58 am

Benson - TV Shows
I only watch this one sometime. They dont show no reruns neither cause it tired. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 8:57 am

Mork & Mindy - TV Shows
This a dumb one. I agree about it bonning when Mork laid that egg. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on September 20, 2009, 8:56 am

Video Games - Random Topics
Well, there is a reason that the real violent once are not supposed to get played by children. But I agree...the problem are not the games themselfes, but parents who seem to think that a playstation is a good babysitter. I had a C64 back then...but I never used a playstation or something like that. I don't see the point and prefer a good old PC game overall. Especially those who challenge the mind insteat of the thumbs. That by now every game has a 3-D graphic is actually a big problem for me, since I can't play 3-D's...it literally makes me sick. Because of that, I can't play the new games or series I really liked before (like Myst) anymore. I actually miss some of the old games, like Tut's tomb, Donalds Playground, Battle chess, Law of the West, Galaxy or Pit stop. Luckily, you can still find small games for fun on the net. As long, as there are still games out there for every taste and every interest, Video Games don't bone. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 20, 2009, 4:39 am

A.T.O.M. (Alpha Teens On Machines) - TV Shows
The first team of A.T.O.M. had seen Axel Manning and the rest of the Alpha Teens overcome the sadistic Alexander Paine and his minions. So when the second season began, it was time for new bad guys. The idea of the Alpha Teens taking on mutant versions of themselves was a great idea, too. But the execution... let's say it required suspension of disbelief on a superhuman order. First, Mr. Lee (the boss of A.T.O.M.) decides that Lee Industries should get out of making ultra-advanced vehicles and go into genetic engineering. That's one heck of a change in direction for any company. And he goes from eccentric rich man to a crazy, eccentric, rich, dangerous villain? It would have been more believable if a new villain had been introduced who had stolen their DNA and created the "Mu-Team," and left Mr. Lee alone. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 19, 2009, 9:56 pm

Video Games - Random Topics
They only bad things about video games is how people turn them into scapegoats when kids do violent things. Recently, a kid stabbed to death another kid at a high school. People were already blaming video games for the incident (WITHOUT ANY PROOF THAT VIDEO GAMES WERE INVOLVED!). To the people who blame video games for the incident: I have a better idea. How about blaming the parents for failing to teach their kid right from wrong instead of blaming video games, hmmm? Need proof that video games are not responsible for violence? How about the fact that I myself have played some violent games and graduated from high school without ever beating up or killing another student? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 19, 2009, 3:21 pm

Mork & Mindy - TV Shows
It was bad enough when they got rid of Mindy's humorously stuffy dad and wacky grandma (and brought in boring characters) but when Mork Laid The Egg?! I was DONE! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 19, 2009, 10:10 am

Animal Planet - Random Topics
I bummed out when they kept showing that 'Animal Cops' show over and over again. The first episode seeing those horribly neglected/abused animals was quite shocking for me and no matter where the city was, the result was the same- animals in horrific shape due to the monsters who were supposed to care for them. Yes, I'm completely outraged when things like that happen but having endless episodes of showing the same was downright depressing instead of educational and I had to quit watching! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on September 19, 2009, 10:07 am

Out of This World - TV Shows
When the series began, the closest thing Evie Garland (the half-alien teenage girl with special powers) had to a tangible father figure was her Uncle Beano (played by Joe Alaskey). For Alaskey, Out of This World was the first big break in his career in Hollywood, and he took great advantage of it. You get to hear what he could do with his voice (he had to leave the series to focus on his booming career as a voice actor with Warner Bros., starting with Tiny Toon Adventures in which he voiced Plucky Duck; today he's the voice of Daffy Duck). I remember enjoying his imitation of the late Jackie Gleason as well. He was fun to watch. His departure from the show, while a great gain for Looney Tunes/Tiny Toon fans, was an equally great loss for OOTW. They did replace Uncle Beano with another Uncle (Mick, played by Tom Nolan) but neither the new character nor the actor playing him were nearly as good or memorable. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 19, 2009, 8:49 am

Werewolf - TV Shows
Werewolf was a must-see show in my household in 1987, and one of the biggest reasons was the late Chuck Connors as Janos Skorzeny (the alleged "head of the bloodline" at the outset of the series, college student/newly sired werewolf Eric Cord tried to track him down). I've read on a few sources that Connors left because he wanted more money per episode but was denied. So they killed off Skorzeny, which in itself was a shame because Connors was great in that role. To make matters worse, they replaced him with Brian Thompson as the more ancient (2,000-year-old) Nicolas Remy, and to put it bluntly, he was just flat and unconvincing; maybe the character hadn't been developed well enough, but then looking at Thompson's career since, it's mainly been guest/recurring roles on various sci-fi shows. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 19, 2009, 8:36 am

Chef! - TV Shows
It's been noted on a number of sources that the third season had to meet budgetary constraints or there would have been no third season at all. That season just had a number of things go wrong: A depressing storyline (Gareth's marriage is unraveling at the start of the season), episodes were shot and directed in the manner of a traditional (read: cheap) sitcom, and some of the new characters were not nearly as likeable (especially Savannah). There was exactly one moment in the whole third season that I enjoyed: Chef Blackstock, having trouble with a pay phone, proceeds to go medieval on the coins: "You didn't think I'd let you get away with that, did you, you coin?!? (moments later) DIIIIIIIE, COINS OF EVILLLLLL!! DIE!! DIIIIIIIIIE!!! YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, DO YOU?! YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, DO YOU?! WHINE, LIKE THE MINTED CURRENCY YOU ARE!" -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 19, 2009, 8:18 am

Seaquest DSV - TV Shows
And he was soooo right... -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 19, 2009, 2:04 am

Beverly Hills, 90210 - TV Shows
You are right, after the first season the show lost a lot of his charm, but for me it didn't really bone until graduation. And the reason was not that they exchanged the actors or something like that. The reason was that to this point each episode had an important theme...cancer, suizide, underage drinking, education aso. And you could watch each episode as a stand alone and understand what this was about nevertheless. But after the graduation they changed it into a soap. Everything was about drama and love (is there any girl in the serie beside Brenda Brendon who was never Brendons girlfriend? Or any boy who never fell for Kelly?)the plots got more and more unbelieavable and everything too "hipp". Plus, the series was named after the high school they visited...so in the end it was named after a place which never got featured again. They should at least have made a cut and renamed the "new" Series 90210-After Graduation or something like that. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on September 19, 2009, 2:02 am

Red Dwarf - TV Shows
From seris 6 onwards (after losing 'Red Dwarf'), the show became just silly, with recurring catchphrases and monologues week after week. For example; The Cat constantly saying "Dead, dead, dead....Let's face it, we're deader than .........". Then we had increasingly unfunny remarks about the shape of Kryten's head. And who can forget the running gag about "An excelent suggesation sir, with just two minor drawbacks.........". After the excellent series 5 which had very strong storylines and the best ever episode (Back to reality), Series 6 was a huge disapointment and the show didn't show it's face again for another three years! Series 7 may have had it's critics, but at least it moved away from the predictable monotonous drearyness of series 6. -- Submitted By: (Phil.JS) on September 18, 2009, 6:11 pm

Freakazoid! - TV Shows
This comment brought to you by Anubis Market, a subsidiary of Osiris Foods! Look for the sign with the jackal-headed man! -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 4:49 pm

Mork & Mindy - TV Shows
The second season opened with a two-parter in which Mindy's cold medicine causes Mork to shrink to molecule size and end up on upside-down planet Mirth where humor has been banished. No, I did not make this up--look it up here: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/morkepguide2.html Outlandish storyline like this, coupled with efforts by the show to seek younger viewers (including, but not limited to, giving a disco beat to the show's theme), meant "viewers deserted the show in droves" (according to Tim Brooks' Complete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows). -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 4:38 pm

Benson - TV Shows
When the series began in 1979, Benson was Head of Household Affairs and Gretchen Kraus was the housekeeper at the Governor's mansion (and had been for the previous four administrations, according to the pilot episode). So fast forward to 1984, and not only has Benson become Lt. Governor, but Kraus suddenly becomes his administrative assistant? From a producer's standpoint, I can understand that they're trying to freshen up the show while keeping characters we have become familiar with and like, but there's only so much disbelief one can suspend. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 4:18 pm

Christy - TV Shows
The show premiered on Sunday night to high ratings and all CBS had to do was keep it on Sunday nights at 8. Problem: Then-CBS programming chief Jeff Sagansky resigned not long afterwards, and his replacement, Peter Tortorici, wanted to bring younger viewers (whereas Christy, being set in 1912, was more attractive to older viewers). Tortorici denied Christy its rightful place on the '94 fall schedule, then (after it returned mid-season) he jerked the show around from one night to another. On top of that, during the '94-95 season, CBS lost a number of VHF affiliates due to the New World Communications deal with Fox (this did nothing to help ratings for any CBS show). Finally, Tortorici cancelled Christy, just to make room for Fox knockoffs like Central Park West and American Gothic. Christy could have been a great show and it could have taken its characters to places that the book never did, but nooooooo, Tortorici had to ruin that and land himself in the Unholy Triumvirate of TV programming (alongside Robert Iger and Tony Thomopolous). -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 4:09 pm

Life On Mars (U.S. version) - TV Shows
I know a lot of people may say the series finale was when LOM boned. Thing is, the writers and producers would never have done that finale if ABC had just picked up the show for a second season (and heaven knows I wanted to see Sam Tyler and the 1-2-5 live through the rest of the '70s). Bottom line, the show was very well written--both as a cop show and as a time travel fantasy show. I really liked Jason O'Mara as Det. Tyler, Harvey Keitel as Lt. Gene Hunt (he could parlay that role into a new gig as TV pitchman for American Express Travelers Cheques) and especially Michael Imperioli as the arrogant and condescending Det. Ray Carling. In particular, the pilot episode stands on its own very well and I'd watch that ep again and again. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 3:58 pm

Temp Agencies - Random Topics
Temping can be cool, but you better hope and pray you NEVER get sick. You could have the swine flu and be calling them from the hospital and those account execs at the agency suddenly morph into Godzilla and punish you with a vengeance of a mortal enemy. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 18, 2009, 3:52 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
The Simpsons should have stayed in the 1990's. They have become less relevant after the millenium. I think of the Beatles when I think of this. The broke up in 1970 leaving fans wanting but if they stayed together they would not have made as great of music and just be spinning their wheels. This is basically the Simpsons in the 00's. Sure, people will still watch, but the magic just isn't there anymore. If Groening and co. would have called it quits around 2000, this show would be the stuff of legends and would be talked about for years to come. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on September 18, 2009, 3:47 pm

Bridezillas - TV Shows
You know: the image of the blushing, demure bride who is all aglow on her wedding day is forever tainted by this vile show. If I see one more of these skanks,with french-tips,pencil-thin eyebrows, cursing out her groom/mother-in-law/sister/mother/best friend/step-dad, etc., on her cell phone as it's on "speaker", I'll vomit. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 18, 2009, 3:46 pm

Staff in doctors' offices - Random Topics
Ewwww! I LOATHE having to deal with these people! Now, I will admit; there are a FEW kind and professional people who work for doctors, but it's rare. And yes, I'm sure doctors aren't the easiest employers in the world, either but still. Show some customer service and compassion! The reasons people go to a doctor is because they are ill. Certainly, not to be treated rudely or as if they are an inconvenience by the staff who, at best, went to a 2-year technical school and have never been sick a day in their lives. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on September 18, 2009, 3:40 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
The Simpsons is a show that shouldn't have lived past the 90's. It worked in the 90's but is just average in the 00's with occasional brilliance. If they would have stopped around 2000 the show would be more than legendary and would be the Beatles of sitcoms. If the Beatles didn't break up they would have been lackluster and just writing music to appease the masses like the Simpsons is doing this last decade. The Beatle's only lasted in the 60's like the Simpsons should have been contained to the 90's. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on September 18, 2009, 3:40 pm

Deadly Games - TV Shows
I found the Leonard Nimoy-produced Deadly Games fun to watch, mainly for one reason: Christopher Lloyd as Sebastian Jackal (the boss of all the bad guys in the series). I loved how he delivered certain lines (e.g. "The Cold Steel Kid, as I live and breathe, which, son of a gun, I'm doing, aren't I?" after entering the real world, or "I've got one just like it, *real* big, with a nuclear bomb!" when Gus shows him the toy plane that he thinks is the weapon). The series was starting to show just what direction it was going in (police detectives start to follow Gus & Co.; maybe, had there been a season 2, the government would have gotten involved; season 3, terrorists try to forge alliances with Jackal) when UPN abruptly cancelled it. Even more bothersome, a year later, they gave the green light to two garbage sitcoms (Homeboys from Outer Space and The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer) when Deadly Games was way better than those two *combined*. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 3:39 pm

Gabriel's Fire - TV Shows
Gabriel's Fire was a great show (winning two Emmy awards in its lone season) that suffered two misfortunes. First, it was on in the same time slot as Cheers (part of NBC's Thursday night juggernaut); second, after ABC programming chief Brandon Stoddard left, his replacement (Robert Iger) canned the show and replaced it with Pros & Cons, which had exactly one thing in common with Gabriel's Fire: James Earl Jones was in it as Gabriel Bird. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 3:26 pm

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
cant wait to see her bottom out and nude in the movies or in PLAYBOY- what a Basket case!!! pass the vinegar on this pile of slaw NOW!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on September 18, 2009, 3:25 pm

Lost - TV Shows
Nothing has captured my imagination more thean 'Lost', since the early episodes of 'Twin Peaks'. But unlike Twin Peaks, 'Lost' just keeps getting better! I thought they would run out of ideas shortly into the second season, but somehow it manages to change direction and stay fresh. With any luck, the final season will have plenty of scenes of Jack being tortured - he really got on my nerves during season 5. COME ON SAWYER, GIVE HIM ANOTHER KICKING! -- Submitted By: (Phil.JS) on September 18, 2009, 1:38 pm

Beverly Hills, 90210 - TV Shows
I just submitted "second season" as a new reason and I'll tell you I vote that: Because the first season was about Brandon and Brenda holding true to their (Midwestern family) values in the face of the materialism and superficiality of the rest of West Beverly Hills High's denizens. Starting with the second season, Brandon and Brenda totally abandoned those values. And who benefited from the reduced presence of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Walsh? Oh yeah, Tori Spelling, who would later get loads of screen time in such plots as the Garrett Slan stalking storyline. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 1:36 pm

Erasure - Music Groups
Erasure are at their best playing live, and they are still as good now as they were when they started, over 23 years ago. Okay, they have never been 'COOL', but they have never pretended to be. Commercially, they probably peaked with the CHORUS album and the ABBA EP - they never achieved the same heights again. But even though they are well out of the spotlight now, they continue to produce good albums and perform superb concerts. Did they bone with their self-titled concept album 'ERASURE'? Definetely not - JUST! -- Submitted By: (Phil.JS) on September 18, 2009, 1:26 pm

Seaquest DSV - TV Shows
The first season of sQ-DSV featured the promise of a better life in the near future on our own planet using technology that is based on technology we had in 1993 (the MagLev, the VR probe, and so on). Sadly, NBC programming execs decided that more outlandish sci-fi plots and a younger cast would be better, leading to a second season that the late Roy Scheider would derisively call "bayQuest 90210." -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 1:11 pm

Police Squad! (in color) - TV Shows
Police Squad! was one of the funniest shows on TV EVER, and the only reason it didn't last more than 6 episodes is that the head of ABC programming at the time (Tony Thomopolous, 1/3 of the Unholy Triumvirate of TV Programming--the other 2/3 are Robert Iger and Peter Tortorici) was an idiot who never let any good show develop an audience (other cases in point: Taxi, Bosom Buddies). -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 12:54 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
MCS, you're right about nature being violent, but my beef is that Ani3al Planet cleaned up their lineup in the name of "extreme" marketing. When PBS has nature shows, they too feature predaceous animals having a meal, but it's not like they ruined their lineup in the name of "extreme" marketing. They didn't drop Britcoms, family shows, etc. to make room for extreme shows. And I hope they don't. Oh, GOD I really hope they don't! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 18, 2009, 11:40 am

Toxic Crusaders - TV Shows
Based on the main character of a cult classic horror film (The Toxic Avenger), Toxic Crusaders had a number of things in common with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutated heroes, villains that nobody in their right mind would like, and of course, merchandise tied to the series (in particular, Toxic Crusaders action figures were made by Playmates, the same company that made TMNT action figures at that time). But the show didn't last beyond its initial 5-episode run, and I'd argue that it never really had a chance to rock. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 11:19 am

Life Goes On - TV Shows
Are you kidding me? This show should have been released on DVD in its entirety (including any episodes from the fourth season that may not have aired because they were pre-empted by H. Ross Perot infomercials). LGO was a great drama that touched on a number of issues (Down syndrome, AIDS awareness, drunk driving), especially in season 3. Great acting all around, including a few who played recurring characters (Troy Evans, Kiersten Warren, Lance Guest). If you ever see Herbie Pilato, tell him he should have thanked me for the Episode Guide section of his book about LGO, "Life Story"! I wrote and posted that way back in '94!!!! -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 9:29 am

Kayne West - Celebrities
This dude is a Bonefish Head! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on September 18, 2009, 9:18 am

Are You Being Served? - TV Shows
Thanks also to "bmovies" for explaining why Trevor Bannister left. And yes, I voted "Exit stage left... Mr. Lucas." Mr. Bannister gave life to the wisecracking, bumbling Mr. Lucas and the show clearly wasn't the same with Mike Berry (Mr. Spooner) replacing him. Mr. Spooner may have been able to deliver wisecracks but he just wasn't as likeable, whereas with Mr. Lucas, you hoped someday he might work his way up in menswear (e.g. had there been a "Grace Brothers" in the 1990s, might he have worked his way up Mr. Rumbold's job?). -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 8:54 am

ER - TV Shows
Emmy-nominated actress Kellie Martin was a great addition to the ER cast in 1998--but then the following year, that cast swelled to 13 characters, and KM's character, Lucy Knight, was reduced to a couple insignificant lines per episode. After Lucy died in "All in the Family" (the last great episode of the show), having been brutally stabbed by a mental case in the previous episode ("Be Still My Heart"), ER descended into soap opera-like storylines and ridiculous situations. -- Submitted By: (markrabo) on September 18, 2009, 8:45 am

Yeardley Smith - Celebrities
Pretty ironic, considering Lisa is a vegetarian and a PETA supporter. Is is possible to make a cartoon character an entry? And if so, what category would they go? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 18, 2009, 8:23 am

Comcast - Random Topics
Comcast has been the worst cable company I have ever experienced! In general, they are infamous for quite possibly the worst customer service ever! I've heard horror stories about some Chicago lady getting a bill addressed to "B-Dog"; people having difficulty getting through the automated call system; an old lady in the D.C. area being jailed for sledgehammering her local Comcast office; Galveston-area customers being billed thousands of dollars from the Ike damage last year (because of lost equipment); and worst of all, Tuscon customers being subjected to 30 seconds of smut when the Arizona Cardinals lost their Super Bowl (analog feed only)! And what did they get for their trouble? 10 bucks! 10 lousy bucks! If I were Comcast, I would have apologized in form of a letter, provided them a free upgrade to Digital/HD cable (for an analog price; a permanent price lock), and issued a certificate for one free Pay-Per-View show! All of that, right there, just shows you how lousy their services really are! They should seriously get customer service lessons from Neiman's or Nordstrom's if they want to climb back to the top again! Locally (TX), we had Comcast from 2002 to 2006. We have had a little bit of customer service trouble, but none like what I mentioned above. However, their "forced commercials" (which run in two 30 second intervals) were a nightmare; not only were the PPV commercials shocking, but my family was a little bit iffy on the Comcast product commercials, too! Thank goodness for Time Warner now; sure, they have problems of their own, threatening to pull channels off the lineup, still some bad forced commercials (this is a problem with EVERY cable and satellite system, especially Dish Network), and still problems with customer service, but at least they're tame compared to COMCAST!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on September 18, 2009, 8:18 am

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
Maybe they boned the fish when Bob retired and Drew joined, but it is possible for Drew to rebound. I saw the very first shows Drew did and I've seen it lately and he's definitely learned to loosen up and relax a little. Poor Bob had to retire sometime. After all he was 117 or so and he needed to slow up. Would you rather see a great classic like this leave or continue with someone new and if not with Drew then with who? -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 17, 2009, 9:29 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
God bless the guy for believing in what he does and being so passionate in his delivery. I could talk about how he uses creative editing to push forward his agenda while completely disregarding any opposing viewpoints. Then he has the nerve to call him movies documentaries. They should call them crockumentaries. The cherry on top has to be his latest movie Capitalism; A Love Story. Someone should tell Michael that capitalism is what makes it possible for him to continue to make movies and write books and enjoy the profits that enable him to continue his career. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 17, 2009, 9:23 pm

Jay Leno Show, The - TV Shows
Jay still isnt funny at 10pm. I really hate this guy!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on September 17, 2009, 7:58 pm

Real Time with Bill Maher - TV Shows
He simply speaks the truth! What he says is funny, and makes you think! And to say that Bill Maher is a bigot... he is an equal oportunity joker, he'll make fun of anyone, over anything, and that makes it great! -- Submitted By: (rwatkinson) on September 17, 2009, 7:55 pm

Kayne West - Celebrities
Who does this person think he is? Way to be a complete jerk and try to make an 18 year old girl feel like a jerk! Butt Head! -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on September 17, 2009, 6:54 pm

Yeardley Smith - Celebrities
Her character certainly boned the fish, too. Lisa Simpson might need an entry of her own. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 17, 2009, 4:18 pm

Public Libraries - Random Topics
This is truly one of the saddest things our society has witnessed. Libraries are no longer the collection of written works and learning. Everyone wants to use the internet now. Nobody wants to check books out. If you go into a library it is usually a haven for homeless people. This probably happened years ago, but libraries have boned with their checking out of DVDs. Unless it is a documentary, it does not belong in a library. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 17, 2009, 4:02 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
While I'm not so sure about Whale Wars (they could be worse), this channel is boning mostly because of the reality shows like this and Jockeys. As far as a predator having its meal, that is nature and nature is cruel and violent. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 17, 2009, 3:57 pm

NickelBack - Music Groups
This band is so awful, their name comes from the statement, "Here's your nickel back," when one of them was receiving change. Their songs are horrible and Chad looks like a strung out hound dog with SARS. -- Submitted By: (JLer2562) on September 17, 2009, 1:46 pm

Yeardley Smith - Celebrities
She hasn't boned but her main show has put Mrs. Paul and the Gorton Fisherman to shame. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 11:01 pm

Harrison Ford - Celebrities
The earring was a boning moment, but his appearance in "Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls" showed that he can still act in his senior years. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 10:59 pm

Long John Silvers Seafood Shoppe - Random Topics
I grew up in the mountain west and Long John Silvers was not available for many years in many areas in this region. It was like a treat to have it. This was before they merged with KFC. They seem to fry everything in the same oil so now the fish, chicken, and french fires all taste like fish. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 10:45 pm

NYPD Blue - TV Shows
The infamous nudity episode was one of the most annoying publicity stunts in TV. So they showed someone's butt. Who cares? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 8:45 pm

Celine Dion - Celebrities
When didn't she bone? She has boned the fish more than the Gorton Fisherman. One time was when "My heart will go on" was played all the time. Another was the fact that she was married to her manager who is 26 years older than her. Creepy! The worst was her Vegas show where she got her haircut and that made her look just like John Kerry. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 8:37 pm

Jonas Brothers - Music Groups
Just another manufactured band. Wait about 10 years and you will see them on those annoying celebrity reality shows. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 16, 2009, 8:30 pm

Motorhead - Music Groups
Easily the ugliest rock band ever and probably the most genuine and pure rock band ever. Of course they rock. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 16, 2009, 6:07 pm

Deep Purple - Music Groups
Deep Purple rock but whenever I see one of their 80's videos I think of Spinaltap for some reason. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on September 16, 2009, 6:05 pm

Bill Nye the Science Guy - TV Shows
I loved Bill Nye! It was the best educational show ever and one of the tops in Disney's "Golden Age" (1928-early 2002; yes, Disney produced this show alongside KCTS 9)! Speaking of KCTS, I lived in the Seattle area from 1988 to early 1995 and was amazed (when I was little) that this was a Seattle show! I remember meeting Bill Nye in person at a mall in Seattle in 1993! He signed the "Big Book of Science" (a purple-colored book with experiements and facts galore), which my family still has today! I loved the flying episode, the volcano episode, the water cycle episode, the space episodes, etc. I remember doing experiments such as melting ice into steam, making a star finder with a protractor, cardboard, and a metal washer, and my family even got me a shoebox full of science experiments; my favorite was building a volcano out of a pie plate (funny, we even drove all the way to Mt. St. Helens then)! They don't make shows (such as Bill Nye) like they used to! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on September 16, 2009, 5:42 pm

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