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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Quiznos - Random Topics
Hey guys, don't forget their other disgusting ad, the one with the man suckling a wolf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APbUGnt2DaM -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 20, 2009, 6:58 pm

Charlie's Angels - TV Shows
All six of the girls were great.i think that they all did a great job with their roles. I really got into this show in High School. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 20, 2009, 1:27 pm

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
Hey JoeBagODonuts, Newsflash We all think Rebecca is Dawn Lyn. She's trying to get on a reality show by getting her name back out there. There's no such thing as bad publicity. It's obvious that Rebecca is not a real person. Sorry but I also think Dawn Lyn sucked from the start. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 20, 2009, 10:22 am

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
My dearest (JoblessBagOCrap)You couldn't pay me to own a photo of the worst kid on television. I know nothing about her other then she was beyond annoying. We are all just hoping that she will write in. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 20, 2009, 9:56 am

Brady Bunch Hour, The - TV Shows
I don't know what was worse this or the cartoon Brady Kids w/ what looked like the film cells from the Archies & the Josie & the Pussycats recycled & maybe even the Partridge Family cartoon art?-Cheapos -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 20, 2009, 7:54 am

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 - TV Shows
Wasn't there an obligatory Baseball episode the team was called the "Niners" - "Losers" would have been a better fit & Quark had every right to be paranoid when he couln't find Odo - then Quark yelled out "What's that Odor!" & Odo says It's no odor, it's me Odo, I've morphed into your Jockstrap this past week Quark and you never found me. & Quark then says Oh I knew you were there all the time baby. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 20, 2009, 7:43 am

2 Live Crew - Music Groups
Sadly- 2 Live Crew Look like geniuses compared to the hip hop artists of 2009. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 20, 2009, 7:42 am

2 Live Crew - Music Groups
Vulgarity doesn't equal creativity or entertainment either, a lesson that today's media DESPERATELY needs to learn before all TV and movies become unwatchable forever. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 19, 2009, 10:44 pm

Quiznos - Random Topics
Unlike Robert I actually did buy a sub at Quizno's once. ONCE. The truth is, when you get past the horrible ads their subs are smaller than Subway's and more expensive, and that's not a winning combination. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 19, 2009, 10:40 pm

Starbucks Coffee - Random Topics
Just another corporate Evil Empire. It's bad enough that everyone is America is being forced to speak Spanish whether we need to or not, but Starbuck's forces people to order coffee in their own made up language too!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 19, 2009, 10:38 pm

Kiss - Music Groups
Jon_Dohnson is right! The first timer I saw them without the makeup I thought, "Chicks the world over let THESE guys bone them?" Maybe they kept the makeup on for the whole thing (winks). -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 19, 2009, 10:35 pm

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
As someone who lives in the south, I just don't see it. In the increasingly rare instances they do actually discuss the weather they seem to concentrate on all areas equally to me. And if the south has more tornadoes and severe weather than any other part of the nation then it SHOULD be more discussed. The Weather Channel has BTF for the same reason as almost every other network--they decided to concentrate on stupid reality shows to the near exclusion of their original reason for existing. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 19, 2009, 10:32 pm

Brett Favre - Celebrities
Well at least all the "steroid abusing, wife beating, law breaking, cry babies" don't pretend to be anything other than what they really are. Favre gives us this poor put upon victim act every single offseason when HE'S the one jerking US and other teams around! What, am I supposed to believe he needs the money? HA!!! I'm HAPPY to leave Favre alone--I'd be happy to never hear from him again--but he's got to leave ME alone first!!! Bretney Favre=the most overrated pro athlete ever. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 19, 2009, 10:28 pm

Whitney Houston - Celebrities
Her 1991 Super Bowl "Star Spangled Banner" still sends chills up my spine. Magnificent. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 19, 2009, 10:00 pm

Family Matters - TV Shows
"Did I do that?" Yes Steve, you boned it, boned it good. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 19, 2009, 9:50 pm

Taco Bell - Random Topics
The drive-thru people are now starting the whole transaction by saying "How are you today"...awkward...do they really want a whole monologue about my prostate problems? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 19, 2009, 9:45 pm

Black Sabbath - Music Groups
I think that "Heaven and Hell" and "Mob Rules" might be some of the best Sabbath. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 19, 2009, 9:38 pm

3 Ninjas - Movie Series
While they definitely sucked from the start the surfer/burglar guys were hilariously cheesy. "Whoooooooaaaaa! I can't see, dude!" -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 7:54 pm

ShamWow - Random Topics
I DO! Uhhh, yeah, they're not as good as the commercials portray. I mean, they're sort of absorbent. I'm sure if you, say, put one on the floor and peed on it it'd still fly all over the place, though. Someone try this, I'm sure the results will be spectacular. Also, I have no idea what possessed me to even think of that. -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 7:46 pm

Breaking Bad - TV Shows
One of the best shows on television right now, definitely agree Chubby. I didn't have much hope for this when it premiered because I thought AMC was just trying to ride HBO/Showtime/FX's coat tails with an "edgy drama". Boy was I wrong. -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 7:32 pm

Babylon 5 - TV Shows
J. Michael Straczynski said that he planned the entire story for Babylon out in the 80's. George Lucas has always said that about Star Wars but it's blatantly obvious that isn't true. I have to believe Straczynski though, especially considering he said he got about 80% of wanted to do done. Pretty much fits with what happened production wise -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 7:27 pm

Bill Hicks - Celebrities
One of the top 3 funniest comedians of all time. This guy never came newar slaw vinegar or hush puppies. I would pay cash money to hear his take on things like the "Scottish Site" and things like "American Idol". RIP Bill Hicks- you were a one of a kind classic. And if you never of this guy, check him out. NOW!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 19, 2009, 7:05 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I'd pay cash money to know what is going on at the Scottish Site, I bet some people ahve gotten fired, and you have to wonder if BONE THE FISH" was mentioned at their satan worshipping corporate meetings. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 19, 2009, 7:02 pm

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
If I were Dawn Lynn I'd get a protective order against Rebecca. When the police raid Rebecca's house they'll probably find wall to wall pictures of poor little Dawn Lynn pasted to the walls with Rebecca sitting on the floor stabbing a butcher knife into the floor. Rebecca, get help. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on July 19, 2009, 6:25 pm

Brett Favre - Celebrities
Why all the Brett Favre hating? Brett Favre is one of the greatest professional football players ever. If he wants to retire, then unretire, then retire, then unretire, it's his business. He's earned that right. The only we know for sure is that five years after he retires and doesn't unretire we'll see him in Canton. If you want to dump on anyone there are plenty of steroid abusing, wife beating, law breaking, cry baby professional athletes to choose from. Leave Brett alone. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on July 19, 2009, 6:22 pm

Futurama - TV Shows
Yeah, they did that with The Simpsons at one point I think. -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 6:17 pm

Big Bad Beetleborgs - TV Shows
My god, I completely forgot about this show! Flabber was one of the funniest things I had ever seen, that description of him is 100% accurate. My brother watched this every day in the afternoon when he got home from preschool. I would watch shows with him sometimes and when I first saw Flabber, that was it, I went into hysterics every time I saw the show from then on. I once told him that Flabber was going to get him when he was sleeping and he immediately burst into tears. I feel bad in hind sight but that had me howling, he's just so god damn ridiculous looking. http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jay-leno4.jpg -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 5:45 pm

Conan O'Brien - Celebrities
Love the him on the Tonight Show, it's so awesome to have Andy back. Still miss Joel though. I've been watching Conan since his second or third year I think (I was about 9 or 10 back then) and I could never not find this man funny. -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 5:16 pm

Oceans 11 - Movie Series
What I really hated about 12 besides the fact that it was even made was how it seems the writer just ended the movie with that twist with the Matt Damon character and came back to write the "how they really did it" part at the 11th hour. It was just so convoluted and stupid I could practically hear my eyes roll. -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 5:03 pm

Bachelor, The - TV Shows
Jesus, if you're one of those 2 people who clicked the second option with Jason and Molly or whateverthehell, go drink a train car of full industrial alcohol or something. That aught to wipe out all that nasty "The Bachelor" knowledge. The only acceptable answer is Day 1. -- Submitted By: (Xenoltih) on July 19, 2009, 4:49 pm

Starbucks Coffee - Random Topics
the entire concept of venti civet crap coffee with a touch of cinnamon is just plain wrong -- Submitted By: (vorenus) on July 19, 2009, 2:12 pm

David Letterman - Celebrities
dave and his writers knew which daughter was with sarah when they got to the ball park. I did'nt know is just the lamest excuse. the quicker dave the talking turd retires the better. -- Submitted By: (vorenus) on July 19, 2009, 1:57 pm

Quiznos - Random Topics
I'd just like to say that I had the displeasure of catching one of those sexual oven commercials. "Stick it in me, Scott!" They even have Scott look at his crotch. Makes you lose your appetite. Glad I never ate there, and never will. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 19, 2009, 10:39 am

My Wife and Kids - TV Shows
Oh wait, someone already submitted one. The kid's name was Franklin anyways. Could you just remove my reason altogether? 'Preciate it. -- Submitted By: (theclodfather) on July 19, 2009, 12:15 am

My Wife and Kids - TV Shows
Hey I was just wondering if the Frankie BTF reason I submitted could be changed to New Kid In Town - Frankie, just to be more consistent with the site's format. -- Submitted By: (theclodfather) on July 19, 2009, 12:14 am

Futurama - TV Shows
Some people are saying that the recasting announcement is a negotiating tactic to scare the original actors into working cheaper. I think we should all send in intentionally crappy impersonations of the Futurama characters to FUTURAMA@SCOTTMULLERCASTING.COM just to discourage FOX. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2009, 11:36 pm

2 Live Crew - Music Groups
Vulgarity does not equal originality -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm

IMDB - Websites
Dropmurphy, do you understand I have quite a few anger management problems? And do you really expect someone posting on IMDb to have a copy of Engelbert's marriage certificate, since you say the marriage date is "probably correct"? By the way, I apologize to everyone for my comment about people "dying violently". I think I went overboard there. Here's a reconsruction of my post (which was deleted) on the "Powerpuff Girls" message board: "Cartoon Network was NOT in a slump during the 1990s. By the time The Powerpuff Girls premiered in 1998, Cartoon Network already had a hit with Dexter's Laboratory. Your post indicates to me and others that you are not well knowledgeable in Cartoon Network history." I estimate this is 99% close to what I originally said. Does this sound like something worth deleting?! Think about it. The post I replied to implied that The Powerpuff Girls was solely responsible for Cartoon Network's rise to popularity, when Cartoon Network was widely available in homes across the US well before 1998. These people who run IMDb now are NOT good people. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on July 18, 2009, 6:23 pm

Futurama - TV Shows
http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/17/fox-is-recasting-futurama/ Virtually the whole damned show is being recast. So I think it's safe to say this show is done. I'm saying it now, it's dead Jim. Even the fillet was raped... -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on July 18, 2009, 6:21 pm

David Letterman - Celebrities
I have a rule: the further left of center anyone in the "entertainment" industry is, the less entertaining they are. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 18, 2009, 6:06 pm

Donkey Kong Country - Random Topics
OMFG! Whoever voted "never boned" must be a mentally ill, retarded freak! There should be a mob uprising to overthrow the people who made this game in the first place! They should all be murdered in the streets along with anybody who liked this game! See how stupid you sound, Marcus? -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on July 18, 2009, 4:08 pm

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
Anyone else wish she and Isis had had a crossover show? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 18, 2009, 2:40 pm

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
In retrospect, Pepsi setting his hair on fire was probably his downfall. But the accident was downplayed in the media and has only recently become public the damage it did to him. His talents let people overlook his eccentricities. OK, he hangs out with chimps. Rumors that he's gay, whatever. His weirdness became part of his charm. He hangs out with young boys? Well, he lost his childhood we were told it kind of made sense. But after the child molestation charges, everything changed. His eccentricities suddenly took a sinister tone. Were the rides at Neverland really for Michael, or were they just a tool to seduce young boys? I could never look at him the same way again. It's entirely possible he was innocent, but it seems equally possible he was guilty, too. Dying really was the best thing he could do for his image. If he had gone through with that concert, it would have been a disaster and he would have been a laughging stock. Instead, he was able to just barely made it into the "died too young" pop-rock icon club and become a legend. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2009, 2:39 pm

CBS Evening News, The - TV Shows
For those not fortunate enough to have been old enough to remember, check out You Tube's clips of Mr. Cronkite and you'll see that since his retirement, it's been virtually poles apart how the news has been conveyed. He was someone who one could count on giving what he believed to be the most accurate,objective information as a genuine service to the public . Even those who didn't agree with his stances believed he was someone they could trust and rely on. Although a fictional character, Archie Bunker was drawn from life and one knew he reflected how many felt when he termed the newsman 'Pinko' Cronkite- yet never stopped watching him! And, Mr. Cronkite conveyed the news with his own POVs in such a way that it encouraged the viewers at home to think for ourselves even if we disagreed with his personal viewpoint. Mr. Cronkite guided two generations through the Kennedy Assinations, Civil Rights Movement, Vietnam and, perhaps the Boomers' greatest moment- Armstrong walking on the Moon! Perhaps it's fitting he's left us (at 92) right when everyone's FINALLY commemorating the Moon Walk on the eve of its 40th Anniversary. No, no one came close to him after he retired but he deserved a lengthy,comfortable retirement after all he did for our nation. Now, it's next to impossible to tell network news from "Entertainment Tonight" and it's sad that there doesn't seem to be any anchors or network officials even attempting to reverse that trend. Here's hoping that somewhere out there a You Tuber will be inspired to pick up the banner that Mr. Cronkite once held so high! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 18, 2009, 2:38 pm

Alice - TV Shows
Greg, someone on the Site That Shall Not Be Named, once likened Miss Lavin's attempts to sing akin to weasels being tortured by grapefruit spoons and I have to agree! It was barely watchable before but it boned entirely when Flo left. She may not have been a hot young thing but she was funny and clever- unlike anyone else connected with this show. It's telling,too, that Polly Holliday had before and continues to have had since this show a steady career playing a wide variety of comedic and dramatic roles. Where has everyone else been? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 18, 2009, 2:22 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
I don't really know how to vote, but I think they lost their focus; they need to pick their battles better. I'm with them 100% when they're fighting the fur industry... but then they make a joke out of themselves when they do things like chastise Obama for swatting a fly. How are people going to take you seriously after that? Even other animals swat flies. Stick to saving the baby seals. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2009, 2:14 pm

IMDB - Websites
Haha. Dude. I would hate to be you, Marcus (all that anger must be tiring). If anyone's shown any sign of mental illness here it's you, buddy. Your anger is so immensely disproportionate to the issue at hand that you just come off as a raving lunatic. You want people to DIE VIOLENTLY because they don't hate a website as much as you? They don't even necessarily state that it's good, just that it never "boned the fish". I see that you're angry because your posts were deleted on Imdb. Well, if they were anything like all of the posts you make on this site, then they were most assuredly mean-spirited at best. You say that you did nothing wrong, but based on your activity here, I'm inclined not to believe you. YOU may think you did nothing wrong, but I'm sure other people were unimpressed with your inflammatory posts, and requested they be removed. You're a douche, plain and simple. People wouldn't want you around, obviously. I'm sure everyone over at Imdb are happy you hate the site so they don't have to read any mad ramblings of a lunatic. -- Submitted By: (Dropmurphy) on July 18, 2009, 2:06 pm

CHiPs - TV Shows
A rich Arab gives Punch & Judy brand new cool cars & they give em back AGGhh. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 18, 2009, 12:59 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Wow I went to take a peek and everything is gone the blog stuff is gone! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on July 18, 2009, 9:26 am

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
Lucky you to say that you have never heard of Dawn Lyn. Go to You tube,type in her name and watch her English Leather commerical. There has never been a more annoying kid in the history of television. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 18, 2009, 9:01 am

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
There is a support group. Once the instructor watched a clip of Dawn Lyn trying to act, she quit and joined the group. It shut down when several people had severe reactions to watching Dawn Lyn in these clips. One person gouged out their eyes with a pair of sissors and another punctured his eardrums after listing to Dawns shrill whine of a voice yelling every line. I for one am not surprised to see that Dawn has been nominated for Patron Saint. What an honor. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 18, 2009, 8:58 am

Barry Bonds - Celebrities
Aside from the arrogance, steroids, and overall ass-hatery of Mr. Bonds, having eclipsed a class act and true gentleman like Hank Aaron is doubly offensive. Hammerin' Hank will always be the Home Run King. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 18, 2009, 8:01 am

Terrell Owens - Celebrities
See one Ramirez, Manny -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 18, 2009, 7:53 am

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - TV Shows
I vote for day one. JOn is a passive wimp and Kate is a vile spouse abusing witch. I feel sorry for the kids, stuck with parents like these they wouldn't stand a chance at a normal life even without TV cameras in their faces 24/7. -- Submitted By: (showfan) on July 18, 2009, 7:39 am

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
Grey's jumped when they stopped doing their medical research.Granted, it's not really a "medical" show, but at least there was some semblance of accuracy in the story lines, but the episode that portrayed a child of nearly 7, with Tay Sachs, capable of communicating lucidly, was waaaaaaay off base. Children with this condition rarely live past the age of 4, 5 at the outside, and by that time they are deaf, blind, paralyzed and severely retarded. Also wasn't fond of the "dead Denny" story line, although I see the point, and I do LOVE JDM. But people - Izzy didn't have sex with a ghost! Denny was an hallucination - visual, auditory and tactile, caused by brain mets. NOT A GHOST! -- Submitted By: (showfan) on July 18, 2009, 7:34 am

Alice - TV Shows
I'm wondering if the same guy who once told Tim Allen he was funny also told Linda Lavin that she had a good singing voice. Just curious ... -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 18, 2009, 4:53 am

Beverly Hillbillies - TV Shows
After doing some reading, I kind of felt sorry for Irene Ryan, who was nominated for several Emmy Awards during the show's heyday, but always lost to Mary Tyler Moore (then playing Laura Petrie in "The Dick Van Dyke Show"). I've always thought Granny Clampet was the best thing about the show (Jed was too laid back and all the other characters were either way over-the-top or rock stupid). Ryan's performances were always funny and she made me laugh many times. And while she was about 60 when the series began, it still took lost of makeup for her to appear as old as Granny Moses. Just a few thoughts on the subject. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 18, 2009, 4:51 am

Family Matters - TV Shows
I dunno, was it me or did anyone else out there think that the character of Steve Urkel was retarded (and unfunny) beyond description? Not to be too cruel (okay, I DO mean to be cruel), but watching Jaleel White's performances was akin to sticking one's head inside a Vega-Matic or watching "Countdown with Keith Olbermann." Still, I can't decide what was more painful, his goofy Urkel or his gay alter-egos (especially "Stefan" or the gangsta rap idiot) or whenever he attempted to be cool. No wonder most of the original cast left. Who would want ANYTHING to do with this pathic loser of a character who soon took over the entire show (and consequently ABC's "Thank Goodness It's Friday" line-up). In a nice little host segment on an episode of "Mystery Science 3000," Mike Nelson impersonates the cretin Urkel and cracks everyone up until the demented Torgo (from "Manos, the Hands of Fate") shows up and tells them what morons they are for laughing. I'm with you there, Torg. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 18, 2009, 4:41 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
Prior to the Beatles' first American No. 1 hit, "I Want To Hold Your Hand," the last two chart-toppers were "Dominique (by the Singing Nun) and "There! I Said It, Again" (a remake of a 1940s hit, by Bobby Vinton). This proved how stale the nation's pop scene had become. Don't get me wrong, we were not in a musical toilet, there were still some great songs about ("Wipeout," "Louie, Louie," "Sally Go 'Round the Roses," "Be My Baby," etc.), but overall we needed a change. After the Kennedy assassination, America was ripe for the Beatles. They may have later wore out their welcome here (with the LSD trips, Maharisha Yogi crap, Yoko Ono and the break-up), but no one can deny the amazing influence they had upon the face of music - a legacy that will no doubt last many more generations to come. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 18, 2009, 4:25 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
That prior comment was poetry in motion. Greg Eichelberger is pure gold with his comments!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 18, 2009, 4:23 am

Monkees, The - Music Groups
I don't know, Brewmaster. I think their TV show was pretty fresh and inventive at the time (some compared their romps to the a mixture of the Beatles and the Marx Brothers - I didn't) and since they used some decent songwriters (Neil Diamond, Boyce & Hart, etc.), the tunes weren't bad at all ("Daydream Believer," "Last Train To Clarksville," "Valeri," "Pleasant Valley Sunday," among others). The premise wore out pretty quickly (two seasons), but like "Bat-Man," the whole enterprise was never taken too seriously, so no harm done. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 18, 2009, 3:38 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
When Dad and Greg got matching perms, the series moved to the edge of the Mouth of Hell. When Cousin Oliver arrived on the scene, he pushed them into the abyss. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 18, 2009, 2:13 am

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
NBA referees have about as much credibility as WWE refs -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 17, 2009, 10:36 pm

Journey - Music Groups
"Captured" is one of my all-time favorite live albums. Just plain fun, like Rock is meant to be -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 17, 2009, 10:23 pm

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Arghhh! Dodie ("Dopey in the 1971 MAD Magazine satire) was about seven when she appeared on "My Three Sons," so I sincerely HOPE Uncle Charlie was not diapering her at the time. Yikes! -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 10:18 pm

Full House - TV Shows
Thanks. Oh and something else I forgot, The show featured a dog named "Comet" or something. Now, I know he was a dog and all, but he was the worst animal actor I've seen since the chimp who bit everyone on the set of the TV series "Tarzan" (with Ron Ely). You could almost hear the animal's trainer giving the pup instructions from behind the camera. Just No. 442 of my 500 reasons to hate "Full House." -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 10:16 pm

Dirty Jobs - TV Shows
Mike Rowe's deadpan humor and down to earth, slightly self-deprecating style are a perfect match for this show. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 17, 2009, 10:10 pm

NASA - Random Topics
"Failure is not an option". Neither is boning the fish. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 17, 2009, 9:41 pm

David Letterman - Celebrities
I honestly could not care less about Letterman's politics, as long as he was funny. When he was the late, late show on NBC, he was funny. Cutting edge, stupid skits, hilarious characters and fun audience banter were trademarks of a show I looked forward to seeing. If he did skewer Ronald Reagan or other politicians at the time, it was done in good taste, fairly and not with the mean-spiritedness he exhibits today. To tell the truth, I had NO idea what Letterman's political affiliation was when he was on NBC, nor did I care. After a few seasons on CBS, however, it was clear he was left of center. By the time George W. Bush came along, it was clear he was VERY left of center - and nowhere near as funny or clever as he was back in the day. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 8:05 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
To DolFan: I think you're making a huge assumption that someone ELSE would have come along to tell Tim Allen he was funny. I'd like to think that it was ultimately the responsiblity of just ONE idiot way back when ... -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 7:55 pm

Radio - Random Topics
WASN'T decent anymore??? It STILL isn't. And I fear it will never be again. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 6:21 pm

Streets Of San Francisco, The - TV Shows
Greg, you were definitely not making it up. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000216/#actor1970 -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 6:20 pm

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
I just have one thing to say: SarahGoodwich OWNS!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 6:15 pm

Ozzy Osbourne - Music Groups
Anyone else remember the "No More Tours" tour? Turns out Ozzy really should've stopped touring after that. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 6:06 pm

James Bond - Movie Series
It's not that Daniel Craig's Bond was "too serious" for me, it's that he had absolutely none of the wit and style I had grown accustomed to the Bond role having, and on top of that he seemed to just blunder around like a bull in a china shop. In other words, he might as well have been just another guy in the suddenly popular again spy genre of media. Craig always seemed more of a hitman than an actual spy, who I assume in real life needs at least *some* degree of subtlety to do the job. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 6:02 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
Greg, the problem with your plan is, it would be a lot easier to just eliminate Tim Allen as long as you're taking the trouble of going back in time to do this to people. because even if you keep that first guy from telling him he's funny, some other guy would just do it later on and you couldn't possibly get them all :-) ExplodingConsole, you just summed up perfect what happens when a comedy becomes a "dramedy" and why this should be one of the main reasons for fish boning, period. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 5:56 pm

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
I realize this show was supposed to be cheesy, really I do. But there's a point beyond which a show is just too cheesy for its own good, with plot holes that would make even a 5-year old cringe, and this show crossed it in spades. Ignoring for a moment the weird dichotomy of shows like this being on TV when in real life America was starting to become *much* edgier and more obscene, there's just no excuse for deus ex machina scenarios where Batman and Robin can get turned into literal cardboard cutouts of themselves and have a solution for it (the "three dimensional bat restorer"). I swear this happened in one episode I saw, and if this show hadn't BTF before, it definitely did at that point. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 5:45 pm

David Letterman - Celebrities
So in other words, just like the overly liberal media Letterman didn't bother with the annoyance of checking facts before making statements about someone on national TV. In this day and age of Twitter and texting there's just no excuse for him not to know which Palin daughter it was. And I've still not received any explanation as to why teen pregnancy is bad when it's the daughter of a Republican, but perfectly fine in every other case. In fact it's liberals who glamorized teen pregnancy to begin with! The only reason he even "apologized" at all was because people called him on it. he knew what he was doing and the effect it would have the whole time. Just admit that Letterman's become just another liberal mouthpiece who will probably start in with Christian-bashing jokes any might now. Could you imagine him making jokes like that about any Democrat at any point? Neither can I. And it's not because they lead lives of complete moral perfection either. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 17, 2009, 5:31 pm

All in the Family - TV Shows
I think the point was that any fringe political belief was fair game, as Micahel's dopey left wing ideology was skewed, as well. Norman Lear has stated that there is a little Archie Bunker in all of us, and it's true. The one thing most people forget about the show (unless you see reruns of the very early seasons), is that Archie gets into it with Michael, Edith's cousin, Maude, and George Jefferson (who was played by someone other than Sherman Hemsley back then), and while his opinions sometimes defy logic, he does not always come out on the short end. In one particular brilliant argument, Gloria is bemoaning the fact that guns kill so many people per year. Archie says matter-of-factly, "Would you feel better if those people got thrown out of windows?!" -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 5:29 pm

Kung Fu - TV Shows
This show (which Bruce Le auditioned for, reportedly) did not know if it wanted to appeal to highbrows (with its emphasis on meditation and eastern philosophy, or the lowest common denominator (seeing some guy get kicked in the head). Still, for 1973, it was a radically different program and still stands up today. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 5:22 pm

McLean Stevenson - Celebrities
Leaving M*A*S*H was a career-killing mistake for Stevenson, and he admitted as much. His post-M*A*S*H guest appearances didn't trigger any fish-bonings, so Stevenson isn't in the same category as Ted McGinley. But in everything he STARRED in after that, Stevenson had the Sadim touch ("Midas" spelled backwards). "Hello, Larry" ALONE justifies Stevenson's status as a Patron Saint nominee! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 17, 2009, 1:45 pm

David Letterman - Celebrities
Letterman still rocks, and since he's done his bit to apologize for the Palin comment, the public needs to just let it go. Here's the scoop: When Letterman (possibly also including his staff) wrote the joke, he knew only that Gov. Palin had attended a Yankees game with one of her daughters -- he had heard nothing specific about which daughter it was. Assuming it was 18-year-old Bristol, Letterman made the "knocked up by A-Rod" comment. Crude and a bit juvenile, but with Bristol being 18, and already a teenage mom, at least she would have been fair game for that kind of thing. However, Palin had attended the game with 14-year-old Willow. Predictably, public outrage ensued, with the facts getting twisted into saying that Letterman knew all along which daughter was at the game, and therefore was knowingly making a joke about impregnating an underage girl. Letterman quickly apologized for the comment, explaining that he hadn't known which daughter was at the game and if he'd known it was Willow he would never have made that joke. That's good enough, so the calls for Letterman's head (or any other parts of his anatomy) need to cease. Yes, Letterman is guilty of making an envelope-pushing joke without first checking the facts to make sure it was kosher. However, props to Dave for having the class to make a "My bad" admission on his show in front of the whole TV audience. Letterman fan or not, you gotta respect him for that. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 17, 2009, 1:37 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
Home improvement may have been overrated but I still think it was an overall enjoyable show. As the show went on however, it had more then its fair share of issues. Randy's whole environmentalist stuff while annoying was believable. He was at the age where he's starting to understand the "polluting is bad, we should stop doing it" issues but he was also not realizing that solving it isn't as easy as flipping a switch. If it was, companies would have done it long ago. There was also Mark's Goth stuff, Jill needing surgery, the immature and tasteless way they handled the death of Al's Mother, Jill going back to school and boasting about her GPA and taking pleasure in how her getting a good grade on something wrecked the curve for the rest of the class, the way they had Tool Time/Binford tools have management issues toward the end, Al getting married when Ilene was perfect for him and Randy leaving the series. The whole feel of the series changed in the last season or two. It just wasen't the same. It was more then the kids growing up. It got too serious and overall, it just wasen't Home Improvement anymore. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on July 17, 2009, 1:21 pm

Tyler Perry's House of Payne - TV Shows
Any sentence that begins with the words, "Tyler Perry" means just one thing: It ain't funny. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 11:23 am

James Bond - Movie Series
Never boned but it has it low and high points -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on July 17, 2009, 10:35 am

Bourne Identity, Supremacy & Ultimatum - Movie Series
Like Kill Bill it was one movie in three parts. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on July 17, 2009, 10:30 am

Jericho - TV Shows
I am going to say day one because introduction of Robert Hawkins. Jericho was good until the second season with the whole government conspiracy arc. If they left it as just a small town after a nuclear attack the show would be excellent it boned when it got into the LaRouche, militia, Bush hating, right wing nut, big brother, conspiratorial plot. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on July 17, 2009, 10:18 am

American Idol - TV Shows
Marcus, you're right, the show DID bounce the bone, but it wasn't this year, it was when Reuben "defeated" Clay. It proved - even back then - that the voting is a sham and the results are more then fixed. Other subsequent "winners" have proved this. The Kris thing is just the latest fiasco. Plus, what the Hell is with the age limit crap?! Are Americans not able to listen to (or look at) someone in their 30s sing a crappy song? And another thing, please get rid of the idiotic, drunken, pill-popping Paula Abdul and the vapid Randy Johnson (feel me, dog?). Thank you for your time. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 6:32 am

Yes, Dear - TV Shows
No, dear. With the world's most boring leads (where did they find Anthony Clark, in an ad looking for extras for "Mannequin 3"?), it's up to the supporting couple, Christine and Jimmy (Liza Snyder and Mike O'Malley) to fill all the comedy gaps. It's a job that - sadly - is far too much for them to accomplish. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 6:24 am

Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, The - TV Shows
Yeah, nice concept, but it turned into "Forrest Gump" without the action and adventure. Better to just put on "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and enjoy the moment. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 6:16 am

Supernanny - TV Shows
A dumpy British nanny who scolds and shames dopey American parents into finally disciplining their moronic, out-of-control moppets. Who couldn't love this bucket of fish parts?! -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 6:09 am

Streets Of San Francisco, The - TV Shows
I was too young to be a fan of such a serious show, but I later saw an episode in reruns which featured Arnold Schwartzenegger as a body-builder who freaks out and kills women who laugh at his muscles. I'm sure that was an actual episode, but then agian I could have been really drunk or on medication at the time ... -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 6:06 am

St. Elsewhere - TV Shows
Yeah, one of the biggest kicks in the ass a TV show could ever give to the audience (an autistic kid's dream, WTF are you KIDDING me?!). I mean, what did the writers think, that it was CLEVER?! Or did they simply run out of every conceivable idea which ever existed or ever WILL exist? A huge disappoinment to fans a a massive failure for anyone involved in writing or producing it. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 6:01 am

LOGAN'S RUN - TV Shows
I don't think California's drought conditions have anything to do with "Global Warming." (Political mode turned off) "Logan's Run," the film, came out a year before "Star Wars." It had won the Best Special Effects Oscar in 1977, but after George Lucas' film, those effects were not very special. Neither were the television show's versions. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 5:44 am

Kenan & Kel - TV Shows
Writing that "Kenan & Kel" is the "funniest show ever made" is like saying "Phyllis Diller is the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth." Here are a few shows funnier than "Kenan & Kel": "Home Improvement," "Roseanne," "Hello, Larry," "Duet," "Herman's Head," "Perfect Strangers," "Barnaby Jones," "Gary Unmarried," "X-Files," "Countdown with Keith Olbermann," "Saturday Night Live," "The Today Show," "Full House," "Deadliest Catch," "The Michael Jackson Memorial" and "Jon & Kate Plus Eight." Just thought you'd like to know ... -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 5:40 am

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
DolFan, was Olbermann EVER witty ...? -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 5:29 am

Get a Life - TV Shows
One of my absolute favorite comedy shows of all-time (especially during the first of its two season)and very unappreciated in its time. Chris Elliot (who up until that time was really only known as "The Guy Under the Stairs" on the old Letterman show) starred with his father, Bob (one half of the famous comedy team of Bob & Ray), and Elinor Donahue (from "Father Knows Best") in this FOX gem. Chris is a childlike 35-year-old idiot paperboy still living with his parents. He is mentally abused by both on a daily basis (his dad always calls him a "horse's ass" and both sit around the kitchen in their pajamas all day), as well as by his best friend's wife, Sharon (Robin Riker, in one episode he even becomes her personal slave). In year two, though, Chris moved out of his house and in with Brian Doyle-Murray, a gruff cop. Their antagonistic relationship was funny, but not as much as Chris and his parents' had been. The original theme to the show was R.E.M.'s 1989 No. 6 hit, "Stand." -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 5:27 am

Taxes - Random Topics
"If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 17, 2009, 5:21 am

Barney Miller - TV Shows
Yeah, you're right. I should have written it the other way around, they brought in Steve Landesberg and THEN Jack Soo died. -- Submitted By: (GregEichelberger) on July 17, 2009, 5:05 am

Barney Miller - TV Shows
Actually, Greg, Steve Landesberg was brought on to the program several years before Soo's death. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on July 17, 2009, 4:27 am

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